I’m Not An Immortal

Chapter 71: You keep pretending!

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Following the shout of “Uncle Master is back”, Lingzhaoding was suddenly crowded with people.

I've been missing for more than ten days...

Originally everyone thought that the recruitment of new disciples at Yashan should be the responsibility of Master Jianchou, but unexpectedly, that night, Master Jianchou disappeared without a trace.

Elder Fudao and others almost turned the entire Yashan Mountain upside down, but they couldn't find any trace of her.

The only thing that could indicate that Master Uncle was safe was probably that fate card.

Later, Master Fudao told everyone that Master Jianchou had suddenly gone out to gain experience.

Unexpectedly, after a few days, Senior Sister Jianchou came back again.

In Yashan, Jianchou is a famous person!

The number one female cultivator, the disciple of Fudaoshanren, the eldest senior sister of Yashan, is expected to surpass the extraordinary genius of Kunwu Xie Buchen!

She is the most superior one, but also the most approachable one.

Almost any time when I see her on the street and say hello, I will get a faint smile in response.

Where can I find such a kind master

Just think about when Qu Zhengfeng was the eldest senior brother, everyone was so moved that they shed tears!

You must cherish such a gentle master!

Now that Master Uncle has suddenly returned, everyone can get rid of the nightmare called "Qu Zhengfeng". This is really great, really great!

So, how can we not be excited

Following the earth-shaking shout outside, everyone who heard it stopped what they were doing, flew directly to the top of Lingzhao, and looked up!

At that moment, everyone was stunned.

Including the mountain man Fudao who just flew out.

The Yashan Road is dozens of feet above Lingzhao Peak, just enough to overlook the entire Lingzhao Peak.

Master Jianchou, who had disappeared for no reason for a long time, was standing in the middle of Yashan Road. The familiar figure was as handsome as when she first came to Yashan.

only…

The senior sister who returned today was covered in blood.

The original color of the plain robe could no longer be seen, only the dried blood stains seemed to tell of her glorious achievements in the past few days.

Compared to the gentleness of the eldest sister when she left, her original temperament seemed to have undergone a strange change.

It's different now.

Their master uncle is different again.

The blood-stained robe was draped over her like a battle robe.

A little mink that she had never seen before was squatting on her shoulder. The little mink had a pair of lively eyes that were rolling around, as if it was also watching them below. It held a bone with two little legs in its two hands and licked it from time to time, and the bone would tremble violently, as if it was about to cry.

In her hand, she held a ghost axe diagonally, and its ferocious shape matched the blood-colored robe perfectly.

The wind blowing through the cliff mountain path blew past her, causing her clothes to flutter.

The eldest senior sister, who was always very gentle, stood with her back straight. She had a toughness that came from her bones and a sense of power that could shatter anything. She was powerful.

At that moment, what fluttered in the wind looked like a bloody battle flag.

Too far away, few people could see Jianchou's eyes at that moment, but unfortunately -

Countless people can clearly recall this scene long afterward.

The first time I saw Master Jianchou stained with blood.

At this time, she was still in the Foundation Establishment Stage, but she became the eldest sister of Yashan, and might be questioned by others as an ordinary cultivator who did not live up to the title.

"I'm really back..."

No one knew who sighed first among the crowd.

Then, there was a wave of greetings: "Greetings, Master Uncle!"

Jianchou was standing on it, holding an axe.

When I saw it for the first time, it didn't seem to have much of a feeling, but at this moment, with the sound of "Greetings, Master Uncle", something heavy suddenly pressed down on me.

Like...

Just like her heavy blood-stained robe.

Fudao Shanren stood far away and watched. After shouting, he did not come over.

Jianchou took a look and said to everyone, "No need to be polite, fellow disciples. Jianchou has returned safely."

After she finished speaking, she leaped forward, and the Ghost Axe immediately caught up with her figure, floating beside her feet and sending her to the Fudao Mountain Man.

"Disciple greets Master."

Jianchou bowed.

Fudao Mountain Man glanced at the people who had already started to leave Lingzhao Peak, waved his hand and said, "What kind of politeness is this? Instead of doing this kind of politeness, can you spare me some trouble? Ah? Look at what a freak you look like now? You are a girl! Tell me, tell me, you disappeared for no reason. Were you robbed of your money? Or raped?"

In fact, with Fudaoshan’s eyesight, how could he not see Jianchou’s current condition

Although she came back covered in blood, her body was filled with a solid strength, as if her "Human Instrument" body refining method had made great progress. The spiritual power filling every part of her body made people feel her full spirit.

The divine light in his eyes could not be suppressed.

It can be said that Jianchou, who looked disheveled in this blood-stained robe, was actually in her best condition.

The worry in his heart was finally put to rest. Fudaoshanren thought silently that he was really old and could not stand such trouble anymore.

He just pretended that nothing had happened and didn't ask Jianchou what adventures he had encountered in the past ten days. He was half joking.

Jianchou raised his eyes and looked at Fudaoshanren.

Although Fu Daoshanren had a joking expression on his face, the concern in his eyes still caught her eyes.

Jianchou lowered his head slightly and muttered, "This time, I was not thoughtful enough and went there on impulse. I didn't expect that Master would be worried and frightened here..."

"Bah! Keep talking nonsense!"

With his eyes wide open, Fu Daoshan raised his hand, and a chicken leg appeared in his hand, and he was about to throw it towards Jianchou.

Unexpectedly, when he stretched out his hand halfway, his eyes rolled and he said, "It's a fool's idea to go and have no regrets!"

"… "

Why does my master always manage to destroy the entire atmosphere

This question, which was shared by all the disciples of Fudaoshan, popped up in Jianchou's mind.

After a long while, she finally found her voice: "Then I won't talk about my disappearance, and what... But I didn't suffer any loss during my training trip. I robbed some money, and I barely robbed some women..."

"cough!"

A sudden cough!

Fudaoshanren almost choked to death on the chicken leg he had just stuffed into his mouth.

Before he could swallow the mouthful of meat, Fu Dao Shanren's eyes widened: "What did you say? Robbery? What kind of sneaky things have you been doing recently?!"

"Master..." Jianchou was completely helpless, "After all, I am the eldest sister of Yashan. You said that I am a disgrace to Yashan by stealing. At least you should rob me, right?"

“That makes sense.”

Fudaoshanren pointed with the chicken leg, confirming Jianchou's statement.

"Stealing is too shameful. Remember to rob people next time."

It is unfortunate for Yashan to have such an elder and such a senior sister! It is unfortunate for the mountain gate!

Someone nearby heard the unreliable conversation between the master and the disciple and almost fell into the Guihe Well!

It’s a pity that Fudaoshanren and Master Jianchou didn’t realize it at all.

Fudaoshanren looked around and said, "Well, what did you rob? What kind of money and sex did you steal? Talk to Master alone?"

As he said this, he squinted his eyes, and his mood became a little swayed again.

Jianchou had the urge to slap him away.

Seeing that there were still quite a few people around, Jianchou couldn't bear to see his master's face, which had already fallen to the ground, being stepped on by others, so he quickly said, "Well, we have money and beauty, but... Master, please look at us, let's talk about it somewhere else."

Fudaoshanren slapped his forehead and said, "That's right, this secret cannot be passed on to others!"

"Okay, let's go!"

As he said this, he landed directly on the ground and headed towards the lobby below the cliff of Lingzhaoding on Yashan Mountain. Jianchou hurriedly followed him.

In the lobby.

After Fu Daoshan left, the remaining disciples began to criticize their master in private.

Chen Jiu curled his lips, swung his snow-white sleeves, fanned himself, and couldn't help but snorted: "Really, I can't stand seeing Master like this, it's so hypocritical. He was the one who was talking about why the Master's life card didn't break, and now that the Master is back, he's the one running the fastest!"

"Hmm... Actually, I think maybe Master is just like us, more curious about whether the eldest sister has a broken arm or a broken leg?"

Fatty Jiang He imagined himself as an old man, stroking his chin and putting forward a possibility and scenario.

Kou Qianzhi has always been a man of few words. At this moment, he just stood aside, holding his sword, and nodded.

Chen Jiu took a look and rolled his eyes: "Brother Kou, there are no outsiders here, so don't be so arrogant. If you think the master is unreliable, just say it directly. The master is not here anyway."

Kou Qianzhi still didn't say anything, with a cold face, pretending that he couldn't hear anything.

"hey-hey."

The idiot Chen Weishan touched his head and laughed.

Everyone immediately felt a strange and creepy feeling.

Chen Weishan is a fool, but there is an indescribable charm in his words. For example, at this moment—

"Big sister is only at the foundation-building stage. The land of Nineteen Continents is so dangerous. Even if she is not abducted by other sects, she may have broken arms and legs."

How miserable is this!

There are also human traffickers in the Nineteenth Continent...

well.

The worried Shen Jiu sighed: "You guys... Alas, the world is going downhill, the world is going downhill! Ten spirit stones, I broke the arm of the senior sister!"

"Big sister, you're the one pulling your legs. I crushed Big sister and broke her leg!"

The fat boy Jiang He’s eyes immediately lit up, and he took out the spirit stone and pressed it down!

Chen Jiu hurriedly started to make arrangements: "Quick, quick, make sure you win, make sure you win! Idiot Lao Liu, Senior Brother Kou, where are you two! Kou—Hey, Master, you're back, tell us, tell us, we've already started the bet, how many arms and legs did Senior Sister break?"

The figure of Fudaoshanren appeared at the entrance of the lobby at some point.

When Chen Jiu looked over, he asked excitedly.

Everyone also became excited and looked at the old man in unison.

"Yes, yes. He has been missing for several days. It must be very tragic. How many arms and legs does he have?"

"Five hundred and sixty-nine broken arms and five hundred and sixty-nine broken legs."

There was a peaceful smile in the clear voice, but there was also a creepy taste.

Chen Jiu was dressed in white, with one leg on a stool. Hearing this, he couldn't help but touch his chin: "Five hundred and sixty-nine arms... What are the odds?"

He subconsciously looked at the fat boy Jiang He opposite him. Just now, Jiang He was very active.

However, at this moment, when he looked over, he only received contemptuous looks.

Jiang He said disdainfully: "Master Sister only has two arms and two legs, how can you say five hundred and sixty-nine? Are you stupid—"

As soon as the word "stupid" came out, Jiang He's voice suddenly became hoarse, as if someone was strangling his neck.

No…

wrong…

The voice that answered just now was not the master who appeared at the door!

At that moment, the fat boy Jiang He felt that all the hairs on his body stood up!

Such a familiar, familiar voice!

Click, click, click…

Everyone who reacted at the same moment also turned their necks backwards.

Likewise, a voice that was so stiff it was about to break.

There was a strip of white light at the entrance of the lobby.

In the past few days, this place has been occupied by Fudaoshan’s master and his disciples, and no one else has come, so there is a strange sense of desolation.

The figure of Fudaoshanren, standing against the light, was still sloppy and unkempt, revealing an indescribable vulgarity.

However, this is not the most important thing...

The most important thing is the figure that slowly walked out from behind Fudaoshanren at some point in time.

At that moment, everyone felt that their vision was stained red.

The light of the morning sun slanted in, lighting up the red all around her body. The color that had originally turned dark and brown due to dryness suddenly became transparent and dazzling, as if even the light passing by her had a little bit of warm bloody hue.

For a moment, all the worldly air was washed away, leaving behind a unique and majestic smell that was only found among the monks of Yashan.

war.

It is the soul of Yashan.

Since when did their senior sister look so much like the senior sister

The eldest sister who had just said "five hundred and sixty-nine arms, five hundred and sixty-nine legs" walked in from outside with a smile on her face, step by step.

Everyone was speechless.

But in just a dozen days, what exactly is this change that can be seen from the bones

It was the disappearing mirrors inside and outside and the uncanny axe that suddenly appeared in her hands, it was the bloodstains of unknown origin, it was the silent heroism between her eyebrows, with an indescribable strength.

But, there was a gentleness in the corners of her eyes and eyebrows.

"Hello, fellow apprentices."

Jianchou's voice was the same voice just now, spoken calmly and peacefully.

Long time no see, this group of shady and unreliable guys.

Not adaptable.

Everyone was a little uncomfortable.

The one who was least adaptable was the fat boy Jiang He. He had the lowest cultivation level, only at the Jindan stage. The moment he saw Jianchou walk in, he swallowed his saliva. He began to pinch his fingers hard and count continuously.

After pinching for a long time, it seemed to have produced some results.

Fatty Jiang He's voice was already filled with tears, and he stuttered, "Big, Big Sister, you... your cultivation..."

Cultivation

Jianchou finally understood.

She held the Ghost Axe in her right hand, and with her left hand, she lifted the little mink on her shoulder and placed it directly on the large table in the middle. She sat down at the table and pulled out the Emperor Jiang Bone Jade that had been held by the little mink. She said, "I had a little adventure, but it's still not as good as you junior brothers. I'm only in the late stage of foundation building now."

The little mink was so angry that it screamed "Awooo wooo wooo" in protest, but Dijiang Guyu seemed to have finally met a savior. It curled up its legs, hooked Jianchou's little finger and would not let go, and whimpered in grievance.

“Woo woo woo…”

For a moment, nothing could be heard in the hall except the voices of these two little creatures.

Chen Jiu and the others didn't even have the energy to look at each other...

Jiang He covered his chest, wanting to say to the senior sister: If you keep pretending! If you keep pretending, we will really beat you to death!