At 5 or 6 o'clock in the afternoon, the summer sunshine was still very abundant. I climbed out of the courtyard wall of Qingzi High School alone, planning to go for a walk in the back mountain to relax.
At this moment, the strange noise behind me got closer, and I even had the illusion that tiger whiskers were rubbing my back.
What did it come from? I have said before that contrary to the squad leader, the initial favorability of cats and dogs towards me is 9999. Except for Tibetan Mastiffs whose intelligence is too low, I can basically use the "laughing and petting the dog's head" skill to make most dogs docile.
I'm an expert and bold person, so I'm not worried about meeting guys from Zhonghai Civil and Military School. Anyway, even if there are too many people on the other side that I can't beat, I can still run by myself.
"Well... be good..." I couldn't move at all. I turned half around and discussed with Mr. Tiger in a trembling voice, "Don't... don't eat me. I know a man named Eunuch Cao who is much fatter than me. There is also a guy named Big Trumpet who is also quite fat. If you let me go, I will send them two to you to eat another day!"
Damn it! This isn’t Xiao Qin, it’s a big tiger with a white forehead and eye-catching eyes! What a tiger! Although it is not a South China tiger, its weight is estimated to be higher than that of ordinary South China tigers, at least 250 kilograms! There is no pressure to eat me!
"Ah-ah-"
Of course, it is not ruled out that cats have higher IQs. They understand that wolf howling is what I learned and is not a real wolf.
"Xiaoqin doesn't like peaches," I told Pooh, "just pick the part of the peaches you eat. If you pick too many, they will rot."
When it comes to imitating animals, apart from imitating cats and dogs, I am most accomplished at imitating wolves.
Before the establishment of Qingzi High School, this mountain had no special name. Because of its high plant coverage, it was once called "Green Duck Mountain" by nearby villagers. However, since their village chief was cuckolded by his wife, This name was banned, and now students from Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School uniformly call this mountain "Back Mountain".
At this time, I was probably halfway up the mountain. I looked around and saw that there was no one around. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Then I stretched my neck and sang like a lone wolf in the night moon - "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ver
The fear gripped me from head to toe, making it impossible for me to describe its specific appearance. All my consciousness was focused on the tiger's amber eyeballs.
Eh? It's such a hot summer, wearing such a yellow and white fur coat, and walking on four legs, Xiaoqin, are you hot? And why did your face become as big as a basin? I also painted a lot of strange stripes on my face, especially the word "王" on my forehead...
"Ah... Is it just a coincidence? It's windy or something, just a change in airflow caused by low air pressure, right?"
Gradually, the fear became real, and I could already hear the sound of huge flesh pads stepping on the green grass.
Although I said a lot of mindless things when I was drunk, the culprit was Shu Zhe! Without him framing me with a drink laced with liquor, without him pretending to be my sister to force me to apologize, there would have been nothing that happened next!
"If you want to see a tiger, a tiger will come out. How can it be such a coincidence? And there is no scientific evidence that imitating the wolf cry can summon a tiger! Tigers and wolves are not good friends. As the saying goes, 'wolves work together', there is no such thing as a tiger! Brother Tiger, do you think..."
However, the curiosity factor in young people is hard to suppress. Take me for example. I am very happy that there are no stone steps. It can be said that it is a rare blessing to be able to enjoy such original natural landscape in the city. .
Yes, my skills have been neglected for so long, but my skills are still as good as before! Just with my voice, 40% of the ornamental dogs would be scared to death by me. I once used this ability to scare a coal carriage. Of course, the final result was that my grandfather lost other people's money and threw the frightened horse off. All the coal blocks were bought...
The reason why Xiaoqin hates peaches is related to the fact that we stole peaches together when we were children. She was once rubbed by peach hairs and had a psychological shadow. It's not that she doesn't like the taste of peaches, at least Xiaoqin doesn't dislike the canned peaches.
Pooh laughed playfully.
Every time at this time, the cats next to me would look at me with confusion and contempt, but the big yellow dog raised by my grandfather would prick up his ears, bark like crazy and run away—probably it’s in the genes of canines. There is a memory of fear of wolves, and cats are slower in this regard.
When passing by the gardener's cabin and the soilless plantation, I saw Pooh bouncing around picking apricots and peaches, supposedly to take them back to the little celery in the dormitory.
wrong! The creature tracking me can't be a tiger! There's no way I'm so unlucky! This must be a joke someone played on me!
"I'm just scratching my head... The director's plot is wrong!" I thought with my neck covered with white hair and sweat, "I'm just an ordinary boy who hasn't saved the world until I was 16 years old. It's true that I've done some bad things, but it's also Don't let me be eaten by a tiger! Moreover, this tiger has been hiding in the back mountain for so many years, and so many students passing by will not eat it, but are just waiting to eat me. It must be too persistent!"
"Ha, they are indeed a couple! They know in detail what they like to eat and what they don't like to eat!"
Suddenly I thought of what Pooh had mentioned, the rumor that there were South China tigers in the back mountains, and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
When I was watching "Animal World" narrated by Zhao Zhongxiang at my grandfather's house, I thought the Arctic wolves living in Canada and northern Greenland were cool and handsome, so I deliberately imitated their calls.
After Shu Zhe explained to his sister and made her give up the idea of letting him move out of dormitory 222, I still felt very depressed.
"Wow... wow..."
I came to Back Mountain today just to relax and explore the way.
However, just when I was tired of playing tricks on the tiger and was about to turn around and go down the mountain, I felt a strange wind blowing down from the top of the mountain.
"If you come here for a picnic, you should be in a good mood, right?" I said to myself, "Even if you go under the tree and read a book, the learning effect should be better than staying in the house."
I don't know if it was a crow or a magpie, but it was cawing noisily on the top of the tree. I put my hands in my pockets and felt very happy.
There was no one else near the gardener's hut. The monitor seemed to have gone to the library with Gong Caicai. Pooh chatted with me casually and mentioned that Zhuang Ni came to the gardener's hut at 2 or 3 o'clock in the afternoon. He also reminded the squad leader that the fruit he couldn’t eat could be given to his brother and me, and then the squad leader came up with the idea of giving fruits.
Except for a few birdsong, the back mountain was silent. My wolf howl sounded far away and lasted for a long time, but it did not attract the tiger.
In the end, I felt that I was definitely no match for Wu Song, Li Kui and Wolverine. To deal with this tiger that came with unknown intentions and did not pounce on me immediately, I should give up violence and use other areas that I am good at to escape and ascend to heaven.
There were green grass on the ground and green trees ahead. Thick trunks of a species I couldn't recognize supported the exaggerated canopy, casting precious shade in the summer.
I said to myself a little uneasily.
I didn't call him to come back. Anyway, a monk who can run away can't run away from the temple, and Uncle Fireball's place is not necessarily a paradise. When I am sane, I will never explode Shu Zhe's anus, but Uncle Fireball is not sure.
Is it Xiaoqin? It must be Xiaoqin, right? You knew what I was thinking when you heard me imitate the wolf cry, and then you quietly hid behind the tree and made some noise to see how scared I looked, right? I almost got deceived by you!
The level of development of the back mountain is lower than that of Cuisong Mountain. Cuisong Mountain at least has toilets and artificial stone steps on the mountainside, but the back mountain has none. It is obvious that the school does not support students to climb the mountain.
"We are closer to a brother-sister relationship than a couple relationship."
I comforted myself nervously and walked quickly down the mountain. However, I had a lingering feeling of being followed by a large animal, following behind like a nightmare.
"How is that possible! Human beings are all scaring themselves! Take sharks for example. Less than 20 people die from shark mouths every year, but nearly 20,000 sharks are killed by humans! Even if there are really tigers in the back mountains, it is discovered that humans After getting closer, I would have packed my furoshiki and moved away! Otherwise, the best outcome would be to be imprisoned in a zoo, or maybe it would turn into something like tiger bone paste!"
With this suspicion in mind, I climbed up the lush back mountain alone.
There were neither road signs nor guides. I stopped and walked, immersing my body and mind in nature, and gradually abandoned my daily worries.
"Activate it! Stretch your hand over quickly!" I said to myself bitterly, "Whether you can survive until the sun sets today depends on whether the special effect of the 'laughing and touching the dog's head' skill can be activated!"
Shu Zhe was self-aware and knew that I would not be able to spare him after I sobered up, so he left the school and planned to spend the night at his uncle's house tonight. At least he would not sleep in the same dormitory with me tonight.
Although it is not as big as Cuisong Mountain, as the mountain behind a school, its scale is also amazing. I visually estimated that the height can reach half of Cuisong Mountain.
Eh? Would Zhuang Ni be so kind and care about whether I have fruit to eat on a hot day? What role did she play in the squad leader's "catch" of Shu Zhe and me? I always feel that she has a share of the credit.
With disdain for unreliable messages, I decided to imitate a wolf cry to see if I could lure the tiger out.
There is a saying in the cartoon "Tales from the Heavenly Book": Clouds follow the dragon, and the wind follows the tiger. It means that Lord Dragon will be surrounded by auspicious clouds when he goes out, while Lord Tiger will bring the sound of hunting wind when he goes out.
When the tiger saw me stop, it stopped too and stared at me almost parallel to mine. It reminded me of many awesome characters including Wu Song, Li Kui, and Wolverine.
I yelled and turned around, preparing to scare Xiaoqin in turn, but I found that Xiaoqin's makeup was a bit heavy today.
"Hmph! Don't think you can scare me with a dog's tail grass!"
I forgot to mention earlier that because the back hill is very large, it straddles the backyards of Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School. It is the back hill common to both schools. Sometimes students from the two schools will meet on the opposite side of the road on the back hill. , Qingzi High School is most likely to suffer at this time.
nonsense! Because there are no tigers at all! If there were tigers living in the back hill shared by Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Wenwu School, some students would have been eaten long ago! How can anyone be bold enough to come here for a picnic or date
The monitor, who was originally very worried about my health, began to feel that I had fully recovered my health after I molested Pooh, peeped at the monitor changing clothes, and almost raped Shu Zhe, and I was suspected of having excess energy. Guard against me.