"Is there really a tiger?" Xiao Qin blinked with confusion on her face, "Let me smell classmate Ye Lin's hand..."
As soon as the wood thorn was removed, the pressure disappeared. Master Tiger first licked the wound on his fleshy palm, then turned to smile evilly at me (I thought it was evil enough anyway), and opened his big mouth - Hey, hey, hey ! Not only are people dishonest these days, but tigers are also dishonest! It's okay if you don't thank me if I help you pull out the thorns. Why do you want to eat me? I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost! After I get to the netherworld, I must find Wu Song to practice hard on fighting tigers, and I must take revenge!
Although I was extremely frightened to the point of near collapse, I did not dare to stay in the back mountain for long. I quickly descended the mountain and ran back to the campus of Qingzi High School. As soon as I saw Xiaoqin and Pooh, I shouted:
There is nothing to elaborate on. Pulling out thorns from a tiger is not technically more difficult than catching fleas from a kitten, but it is a life-threatening job. Who knows when the tiger will be dissatisfied and kill me directly? Where is his life
"Can you really smell what a tiger smells like? Or do you unconditionally believe what I say? Besides, you also saw that all my limbs were eaten by tigers!"
Amy still considers herself the principal of Qingzi High School, and the suggestions she puts forward are still of zero implementability.
After meeting the tiger in the back mountain, I personally verified the possible existence of "dragon power". At least "tiger power" can scare people to the point of peeing and not running away.
I was stunned on the spot, and forgot to take back my extended hand. I thought it was over now. It turned out that not only the tiger's butt could not be touched, but also the tiger's head was not accessible to others. At this moment, I had not had time to release the last skill. It is necessary to feed the tiger with one's body and become a Buddha immediately.
I grabbed a handful of grass from the ground and wiped the tiger saliva off the back of my hand. At the same time, I asked as gently as possible if there was anything else I could help with.
"Are... are there any other injuries?"
"Don't move, don't move...it's just a little bit..."
The tiger was probably looking back at me with "kind eyes", but in my opinion it was not much different from before. In short, cats are no longer fun when they grow too big.
"It doesn't matter what kind of tiger it is! Whether it's a Bengal tiger, a Sumatran tiger, a Siberian tiger or a South China tiger, there's no need for it to survive so close to us! Turn it into death for me Tiger! No matter what method you use, kill it! Who let it scare the valet! I want to spread the tiger skin on the floor of the principal's office! Only tiger skin can bring out the greatness of this young lady!"
"It's definitely a tiger! One thousand percent it's a tiger!" I put the toothpick I pulled out from the tiger's claw on the table. "There's still tiger's blood on it! Is Dr. Yu here? Let Yu The doctor will come out and test it, and he will be sure that it is a tiger!"
It's not that I'm brave and fearless, but I'm worried that if I urinate on such an occasion, what if the tiger mistakenly thinks I'm marking territory with urine and gnaws me in anger
However, the king of beasts slowly avoided my touch, as if this behavior was a great insult to him.
There is a setting in traditional Western fantasy called "Dragon Power", which refers to the fact that most non-dragon creatures will have a tremor from their souls when they encounter a dragon, which is referred to as "scare".
"That's not necessarily true," Pooh said, joining in the fun. "Humans always say that tiger penises are a great supplement. What if there are similar rumors among tigers..."
The tiger roared low, stood up from his lying position, stared straight at my face, and after 2 or 3 seconds, lazily turned around and walked deeper into the woods, his tail wagging, and he seemed to be in a good mood. good.
Regardless of whether Xiaoqin and Pooh believe it or not, it is necessary for more people to know about the tiger in the back mountain. Otherwise, sooner or later, a tiger will hurt people.
"Are you sure it's a tiger and not another animal?" Pentheus, standing aside, asked thoughtfully.
I don't have the mental quality of a breeder. In front of this tiger with thorns on its paws, I trembled, trembled, and staggered and squatted down to keep my eyes parallel to it - this Here are my tips for getting your dog off his guard—and then get down to business with ease.
Damn it! What's happening here? I didn’t expect this to be a civilized and polite tiger! Do I respond to it? Should I respond to it immediately, lest it get offended and bite me in half in a rage
I was soaked in cold sweat, and until the tiger completely disappeared from sight, my heart that had almost stopped started beating rapidly.
"What? There is a tiger in the back mountain!?"
You see, I have reached the moment of life and death, but I am still in the mood to compare who is stronger, Pentheus or Wu Song. This is probably what I mean by being at a loss what to do, right
"Ah! It's really a tiger!" Xiao Qin exclaimed, "It smells exactly like the one in the zoo! Ye Lin, did you meet a tiger!? Were you injured? Was any part of your body eaten by a tiger?"
"Nah... How could I be so unlucky that I could meet a tiger when I came to the back mountain to relax? If I didn't look carefully and just fought hard with the tiger, wouldn't I have to explain it here?"
"Ouch..." The low tiger roar echoed through the woods, making my legs tremble. I have never felt this way in front of any human being, not even in front of Pentheus.
If you look closely, you can see that it is really a toothpick, and it is still very greasy. Maybe the students who came for the picnic threw the toothpick everywhere after eating the barbecue, so the tiger stepped on it, right
In the afternoon sunshine, I suddenly saw something flashing on the fleshy palm of the tiger's left front paw.
Eh? Based on the tiger as a reference, can I conclude that Pentheus cannot defeat Wu Song? But because Pentheus has a gentle personality, I may have underestimated his strength...
"It's not a flesh thorn, it's a wooden thorn!" I held up the toothpick as evidence. "This is what I pulled out of the tiger's fleshy paw! If I didn't pull out the thorn from it, maybe it would keep following me, no. Let me go down the mountain!"
Amy felt that Dr. Yu's approach was unnecessary. She turned to Pentheus and ordered with a stern look:
"A... Amitabha! Hallelujah!" I clasped my hands and thanked God for giving me the chance to live, and then carefully expressed my kindness to the tiger with my eyes.
Without waiting for my consent, Xiaoqin came over on her own, held my wrist, and sniffed it carefully a few times.
I suddenly realized: It turns out that the tiger is not trying to eat me, but wants me to help it pull out the wooden thorns? I said that it has never hurt anyone in these years. Why can't it stand the loneliness as soon as I imitated howling like a wolf today
So I immediately found Pentheus. He and Amy lived in the principal's building together. He also had many contacts with Principal He Qimei of Qingzi High School. Even if Principal He didn't believe what I said, Pentheus She also had to think carefully about what she said to Amy.
So I just stuck a hand out to the tiger's gigantic head, hoping that the "laughing and petting" technique would work wonders for this giant cat.
But I haven’t peed yet.
I immediately opened my eyes and took a closer look, and I discovered that there was a wooden thorn stuck in the tiger's fleshy palm. It was as thick as a toothpick. The exposed part was about an inch long. The tiger couldn't pull it out by himself. Its low groan included Too many painful connotations.
"Isn't it just an ordinary toothpick?" Pooh's smile became even brighter, "If you look carefully, it looks a bit like the toothpick I threw in the back of the mountain after eating barbecue..."
"You must not go to the back mountain! There is a tiger in the back mountain! I saw it with my own eyes! I even pulled a wooden thorn out of its fleshy palm!"
However, although the tiger opened its mouth wide, it did not eat me. Instead, it stretched out its blood-red tongue and gently licked my hand, as if to praise my hands for helping it relieve its pain.
"Okay! It turns out you did it!" If Xiaoqin hadn't been there, I would have almost jumped up and grabbed Pooh's neck. "Do you know that thanks to the toothpicks you threw, I was almost eaten by a tiger? ! Why is it hard to die in modern society, yet we must contribute to wildlife conservation... "
When Xiao Ding was working in the zoo, I once watched the keeper pull out the teeth of a tiger cub with him. At that time, we were surprised that the keeper did not fix the tiger, but dared to directly put the needle-nose pliers into the tiger's mouth. Even when the little tiger resisted the keeper and bit the keeper's arm with its sharp dagger-like teeth, the keeper didn't take it seriously.
Xiaoqin, who was looking left and right around my body, made me feel a little embarrassed.
Dr. Yu took the toothpick from the table, "I will test it and send the data to my friend in zoology. He can quickly draw a conclusion and know which kind of tiger it belongs to."
"No need for testing at all!" Amy slammed the table and shouted, "The manservant was almost eaten by a tiger when he went up the mountain today. This is your dereliction of duty! As the principal of Qingzi High School, I also feel very embarrassed! The back mountain obviously does not need any As long as animals exist, if we poison them all with mustard gas or sarin gas, wouldn’t there be no such thing as today?”
"Hahahaha, don't tease you!" Pooh waved to me, "I told you yesterday that someone had seen a tiger, and you saw it today? How could it be such a coincidence! And pulling out the thorns from a tiger is not a fairy tale. That’s all!”
The barbed tongue of a feline is really painful. Fortunately, the tiger didn't use any force. The skin on the back of my hand is also rough, otherwise I might have to scrape off a piece of flesh.
I used up all my adrenaline and was as focused as a doctor performing brain surgery, and finally succeeded in pulling the wooden thorn out of the tiger's fleshy palm.
Then I was surprised to find that the tiger stretched out his left front paw towards me, as if he wanted to shake my hand.
"Are you looking for me?" Dr. Yu, with disheveled hair, wearing a white coat and Google multimedia glasses, staggered in from the door.
Amy, who was sitting behind the long table in the principal's office with her little feet on the table, was so surprised that she almost rolled over from her chair when she heard me tell me what happened today.