Speaking of "suffocating pleasure", it's really not a particularly new thing. When I was in elementary school, a fifth grader from the neighboring school hanged himself in red clothes. The specific reasons were kept secret by the police and parents. The result was: Rumors spread that some Taoist users of the Guigu sect used this method to change their fate against the will of heaven, causing people to panic. It was not until a long time later that the truth came to light. The primary school student had hanged himself in order to seek the pleasure of suffocation. Unexpectedly, he had too much fun and lost his clothes.
"It's solved, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away? What should I do if there is danger?"
"Don't think that I'm wearing the high-tech watch you gave me. I'm Conan! Not to mention that this watch can't even fire an anesthetic needle. Have you ever seen such a muscular and Spartan Conan! Conan is as good as me. If you have strong body muscles, you won’t need to use strong shoes to kick a football to subdue the prisoners! You can just push them to the ground and explode their anus!”
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, it would be quite cute if there was a cute cartoon girl complaining about the keywords you searched for on a search engine. In this sense, Xiaoyin search engine is at the forefront of the times.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
Xiaoqin lay on the stove and mourned the passing of the iron pot, as if her pet had died.
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
"It's solved, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away? What should I do if there is danger?"
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
After entering the door, it was already 12:40, but Xiaoqin still hadn't eaten lunch. There were cooking materials on the table. Xiaoqin held the pot lid as a shield and huddled on the sofa in preparation, showing a very scared expression. .
And after wearing contact lenses for so long, I wasn’t used to it, so I went to the bathroom to take them off, and then I went to the kitchen to help Xiaoqin clean up Wim.
It’s not just teenagers who are prone to sex off, but adults as well. American movie star David Carradine, who played Bill in the movie "Kill Bill", was found naked and hanging in a hotel in Thailand on June 4, 2009. The police determined that he was also caused by sexual asphyxia. die. (Bill eventually killed himself.) But then again, among the huge number of sexual asphyxiation deaths, women's share is very small. The reason may be that women are less likely to have sperm in their brains, or simply because women are less courageous—didn’t you realize that among the more than 30 people killed by lightning in the United States this year, 100% were men? It’s not that men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women, but that women generally don’t go out and do dangerous things when thunder strikes.
Speaking of "suffocating pleasure", it's really not a particularly new thing. When I was in elementary school, a fifth grader from the neighboring school hanged himself in red clothes. The specific reasons were kept secret by the police and parents. The result was: Rumors spread that some Taoist users of the Guigu sect used this method to change their fate against the will of heaven, causing people to panic. It was not until a long time later that the truth came to light. The primary school student had hanged himself in order to seek the pleasure of suffocation. Unexpectedly, he had too much fun and lost his clothes.
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
"It is said that one thing defeats another. S and M are interchangeable under certain conditions. Just like when Germany faced France and the United Kingdom during World War II, it was S, but later it became M when it faced the Soviet Union! And it is exactly It’s because Zhuang Ni doesn’t pity her body and is numb to ordinary people’s material enjoyment, so she seeks unique pleasure, right? You can also regard her behavior as being fucked by yourself.”
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
I took off my shoes calmly and walked towards Xiaoqin on the carpet wearing only my socks.
I told Xiao Yin my doubts, and Xiao Yin replied:
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
"No! No!" Xiaoqin held the pot lid tightly, making it look like a protective goggle. "I can't do it! Just kill it yourself, classmate Ye Lin!"
"It is said that one thing defeats another. S and M are interchangeable under certain conditions. Just like when Germany faced France and the United Kingdom during World War II, it was S, but later it became M when it faced the Soviet Union! And it is exactly It’s because Zhuang Ni doesn’t pity her body and is numb to ordinary people’s material enjoyment, so she seeks unique pleasure, right? You can also regard her behavior as being fucked by yourself.”
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
"Ye Lin, your taste is getting stronger and stronger," Xiao Yin sent a frowning expression, "Even if Conan has muscles, he can't go out and explode the prisoner's anus, right?"
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
"Hey, no! You mean to say that when Zhuang Ni ambushed me at the Positive Energy Massage Parlor, she deliberately did not stab me with a utility knife. Instead, she used an inefficient piano wire to strangle her neck. There was a hint in it that she asked me to use it. Do you mean to fight back in the same way! And I did exactly that after that! Did Zhuang Ni get addicted to it after I strangled her neck?"
Scared me! Was it just a beetle that flew in? A beetle in the kitchen scares you away from cooking, don't you dare to use some more! Where was your power and domineering attitude as a little bully back then
Xiaoqin blinked, feeling a little disappointed.
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
After entering the door, it was already 12:40, but Xiaoqin still hadn't eaten lunch. There were cooking materials on the table. Xiaoqin held the pot lid as a shield and huddled on the sofa in preparation, showing a very scared expression. .
"Don't be sad," I said dumbfounded, "anyway, this iron pot is very old. Our family can't cook without the pot. Why not put the unfinished dishes in the refrigerator, and then the two of us go outside at noon. Let’s eat something and then go to the supermarket to buy a new pot?”
"You actually have no evidence to prove that Zhuang Ni is really doing that kind of thing, right?" I complained, "It's all your speculation, isn't it?"
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
In fact, if you think about it carefully, it would be quite cute if there was a cute cartoon girl complaining about the keywords you searched for on a search engine. In this sense, Xiaoyin search engine is at the forefront of the times.
"Look, the iron pot was left on the fire for too long, and cracks appeared on the bottom of the pot..."
"Don't forget that my full name is Causal Calculator. What I'm best at is speculation."
After Xiaoqin saw it, she screamed with regret.
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
"According to my calculations, the probability of Zhuang Ni engaging in sexual asphyxiation in private is 88.37%. The first time she experienced the pleasure was when you pushed her down on the bed and choked her at the monitor's house. Not only did she not Learn the lesson, but it will irritate you again and again, and subconsciously I may hope to use your hands to relive that pleasure."
"Okay, okay..." Xiaoqin wiped her tears and said, "Then where will the original pot be buried?"
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
"Stop talking nonsense! Just put the broken iron pot on the balcony and wait to be sold to the waste collector along with the mineral water bottles! If you bury the pot in the garden, others will suspect you are crazy!"
"Look, the iron pot was left on the fire for too long, and cracks appeared on the bottom of the pot..."
"Hey, no! You mean to say that when Zhuang Ni ambushed me at the Positive Energy Massage Parlor, she deliberately did not stab me with a utility knife. Instead, she used an inefficient piano wire to strangle her neck. There was a hint in it that she asked me to use it. Do you mean to fight back in the same way! And I did exactly that after that! Did Zhuang Ni get addicted to it after I strangled her neck?"
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
"You actually have no evidence to prove that Zhuang Ni is really doing that kind of thing, right?" I complained, "It's all your speculation, isn't it?"
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
“This is not a mountaineering watch, it’s a wrist-worn mobile phone,” I showed off to Xiaoqin. “It’s a trial model developed by Dr. Yu. Let me be the first to test it, so I don’t have to buy another mobile phone. ”
"Only you can discover what the truth is." Xiao Yin sent an enigmatic expression, "Anyway, there is only one truth..."
Scared me! Was it just a beetle that flew in? A beetle in the kitchen scares you away from cooking, don't you dare to use some more! Where was your power and domineering attitude as a little bully back then
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
"Hey, no! You mean to say that when Zhuang Ni ambushed me at the Positive Energy Massage Parlor, she deliberately did not stab me with a utility knife. Instead, she used an inefficient piano wire to strangle her neck. There was a hint in it that she asked me to use it. Do you mean to fight back in the same way! And I did exactly that after that! Did Zhuang Ni get addicted to it after I strangled her neck?"
"Woooooo~~~~~I encountered misfortune again! My pot is broken! My poor pot!"
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, it would be quite cute if there was a cute cartoon girl complaining about the keywords you searched for on a search engine. In this sense, Xiaoyin search engine is at the forefront of the times.
"Woooooo~~~~~I encountered misfortune again! My pot is broken! My poor pot!"
"Don't think that I'm wearing the high-tech watch you gave me. I'm Conan! Not to mention that this watch can't even fire an anesthetic needle. Have you ever seen such a muscular and Spartan Conan! Conan is as good as me. If you have strong body muscles, you won’t need to use strong shoes to kick a football to subdue the prisoners! You can just push them to the ground and explode their anus!”
"It is said that one thing defeats another. S and M are interchangeable under certain conditions. Just like when Germany faced France and the United Kingdom during World War II, it was S, but later it became M when it faced the Soviet Union! And it is exactly It’s because Zhuang Ni doesn’t pity her body and is numb to ordinary people’s material enjoyment, so she seeks unique pleasure, right? You can also regard her behavior as being fucked by yourself.”
"You're not afraid of cats or dogs, so why do you have to be afraid of beetles? Did you know that many cats and dogs eat beetles?"
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
And after wearing contact lenses for so long, I wasn’t used to it, so I went to the bathroom to take them off, and then I went to the kitchen to help Xiaoqin clean up Wim.
After Xiaoqin saw it, she screamed with regret.
"Don't think that I'm wearing the high-tech watch you gave me. I'm Conan! Not to mention that this watch can't even fire an anesthetic needle. Have you ever seen such a muscular and Spartan Conan! Conan is as good as me. If you have strong body muscles, you won’t need to use strong shoes to kick a football to subdue the prisoners! You can just push them to the ground and explode their anus!”
"Ye Lin, your taste is getting stronger and stronger," Xiao Yin sent a frowning expression, "Even if Conan has muscles, he can't go out and explode the prisoner's anus, right?"
After Xiaoqin saw it, she screamed with regret.
"Only you can discover what the truth is." Xiao Yin sent an enigmatic expression, "Anyway, there is only one truth..."
"Okay, okay..." Xiaoqin wiped her tears and said, "Then where will the original pot be buried?"
"Don't be sad," I said dumbfounded, "anyway, this iron pot is very old. Our family can't cook without the pot. Why not put the unfinished dishes in the refrigerator, and then the two of us go outside at noon. Let’s eat something and then go to the supermarket to buy a new pot?”
"As a search engine, you are not allowed to complain about me!" I yelled at the smart watch, "If I search for 'food' on Baidu, I won't be criticized for being a foodie!"
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
"Ye Lin, your taste is getting stronger and stronger," Xiao Yin sent a frowning expression, "Even if Conan has muscles, he can't go out and explode the prisoner's anus, right?"
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
And after wearing contact lenses for so long, I wasn’t used to it, so I went to the bathroom to take them off, and then I went to the kitchen to help Xiaoqin clean up Wim.
And after wearing contact lenses for so long, I wasn’t used to it, so I went to the bathroom to take them off, and then I went to the kitchen to help Xiaoqin clean up Wim.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, it would be quite cute if there was a cute cartoon girl complaining about the keywords you searched for on a search engine. In this sense, Xiaoyin search engine is at the forefront of the times.
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
I was enjoying playing with high-tech equipment and didn't pay much attention to Zhuang Ni's affairs. After coming out of the subway station, I strolled back to the Honglou North Street Community, which is my current home.
Speaking of "suffocating pleasure", it's really not a particularly new thing. When I was in elementary school, a fifth grader from the neighboring school hanged himself in red clothes. The specific reasons were kept secret by the police and parents. The result was: Rumors spread that some Taoist users of the Guigu sect used this method to change their fate against the will of heaven, causing people to panic. It was not until a long time later that the truth came to light. The primary school student had hanged himself in order to seek the pleasure of suffocation. Unexpectedly, he had too much fun and lost his clothes.
After Xiaoqin saw it, she screamed with regret.
I have no intention of conducting a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. She is now my adopted sister, and I cannot infringe on my adopted sister's privacy.
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
After entering the door, it was already 12:40, but Xiaoqin still hadn't eaten lunch. There were cooking materials on the table. Xiaoqin held the pot lid as a shield and huddled on the sofa in preparation, showing a very scared expression. .
"It's solved, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away? What should I do if there is danger?"
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
I was enjoying playing with high-tech equipment and didn't pay much attention to Zhuang Ni's affairs. After coming out of the subway station, I strolled back to the Honglou North Street Community, which is my current home.
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The damn Wim has taken over our kitchen, classmate Ye Lin, go and get rid of it!"
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
"You're not afraid of cats or dogs, so why do you have to be afraid of beetles? Did you know that many cats and dogs eat beetles?"
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
Scared me! Was it just a beetle that flew in? A beetle in the kitchen scares you away from cooking, don't you dare to use some more! Where was your power and domineering attitude as a little bully back then
I took off my shoes calmly and walked towards Xiaoqin on the carpet wearing only my socks.
I was enjoying playing with high-tech equipment and didn't pay much attention to Zhuang Ni's affairs. After coming out of the subway station, I strolled back to the Honglou North Street Community, which is my current home.
Whose concubine are you? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the Internet!
I took off my shoes calmly and walked towards Xiaoqin on the carpet wearing only my socks.
“This is not a mountaineering watch, it’s a wrist-worn mobile phone,” I showed off to Xiaoqin. “It’s a trial model developed by Dr. Yu. Let me be the first to test it, so I don’t have to buy another mobile phone. ”
"You're not afraid of cats or dogs, so why do you have to be afraid of beetles? Did you know that many cats and dogs eat beetles?"
"Hey, no! You mean to say that when Zhuang Ni ambushed me at the Positive Energy Massage Parlor, she deliberately did not stab me with a utility knife. Instead, she used an inefficient piano wire to strangle her neck. There was a hint in it that she asked me to use it. Do you mean to fight back in the same way! And I did exactly that after that! Did Zhuang Ni get addicted to it after I strangled her neck?"
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
"Woooooo~~~~~I encountered misfortune again! My pot is broken! My poor pot!"
"You're not afraid of cats or dogs, so why do you have to be afraid of beetles? Did you know that many cats and dogs eat beetles?"
"It's solved, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away? What should I do if there is danger?"
"According to my calculations, the probability of Zhuang Ni engaging in sexual asphyxiation in private is 88.37%. The first time she experienced the pleasure was when you pushed her down on the bed and choked her at the monitor's house. Not only did she not Learn the lesson, but it will irritate you again and again, and subconsciously I may hope to use your hands to relive that pleasure."
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
I have no intention of conducting a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. She is now my adopted sister, and I cannot infringe on my adopted sister's privacy.
I told Xiao Yin my doubts, and Xiao Yin replied:
After opening the balcony window and letting out all the steam in the kitchen, Xiaoqin and I went downstairs to find a small restaurant for dinner. On the way, Xiaoqin's sharp eyes spotted the new watch on my left wrist.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, it would be quite cute if there was a cute cartoon girl complaining about the keywords you searched for on a search engine. In this sense, Xiaoyin search engine is at the forefront of the times.
"No! No!" Xiaoqin held the pot lid tightly, making it look like a protective goggle. "I can't do it! Just kill it yourself, classmate Ye Lin!"
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The damn Wim has taken over our kitchen, classmate Ye Lin, go and get rid of it!"
"Has Wim been dealt with?" Xiaoqin took the pot lid as a cover and approached with a cautious expression.
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
I told Xiao Yin my doubts, and Xiao Yin replied:
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
"Don't think that I'm wearing the high-tech watch you gave me. I'm Conan! Not to mention that this watch can't even fire an anesthetic needle. Have you ever seen such a muscular and Spartan Conan! Conan is as good as me. If you have strong body muscles, you won’t need to use strong shoes to kick a football to subdue the prisoners! You can just push them to the ground and explode their anus!”
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
"No! No!" Xiaoqin held the pot lid tightly, making it look like a protective goggle. "I can't do it! Just kill it yourself, classmate Ye Lin!"
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
"According to my calculations, the probability of Zhuang Ni engaging in sexual asphyxiation in private is 88.37%. The first time she experienced the pleasure was when you pushed her down on the bed and choked her at the monitor's house. Not only did she not Learn the lesson, but it will irritate you again and again, and subconsciously I may hope to use your hands to relive that pleasure."
"Woooooo~~~~~I encountered misfortune again! My pot is broken! My poor pot!"
"No! No!" Xiaoqin held the pot lid tightly, making it look like a protective goggle. "I can't do it! Just kill it yourself, classmate Ye Lin!"
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
"What can't be done?" I asked with a smile, "Didn't Mr. Ren ask everyone to live bravely and happily in his will? You can't be a little braver..."
"What can't be done?" I asked with a smile, "Didn't Mr. Ren ask everyone to live bravely and happily in his will? You can't be a little braver..."
"What can't be done?" I asked with a smile, "Didn't Mr. Ren ask everyone to live bravely and happily in his will? You can't be a little braver..."
"No, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head desperately and said, "Only this kind of thing, this kind of thing... I can't do it!!!!"
Xiaoqin lay on the stove and mourned the passing of the iron pot, as if her pet had died.
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
Speaking of "suffocating pleasure", it's really not a particularly new thing. When I was in elementary school, a fifth grader from the neighboring school hanged himself in red clothes. The specific reasons were kept secret by the police and parents. The result was: Rumors spread that some Taoist users of the Guigu sect used this method to change their fate against the will of heaven, causing people to panic. It was not until a long time later that the truth came to light. The primary school student had hanged himself in order to seek the pleasure of suffocation. Unexpectedly, he had too much fun and lost his clothes.
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
Whose concubine are you? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the Internet!
"Hey, no! You mean to say that when Zhuang Ni ambushed me at the Positive Energy Massage Parlor, she deliberately did not stab me with a utility knife. Instead, she used an inefficient piano wire to strangle her neck. There was a hint in it that she asked me to use it. Do you mean to fight back in the same way! And I did exactly that after that! Did Zhuang Ni get addicted to it after I strangled her neck?"
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
Whose concubine are you? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the Internet!
Scared me! Was it just a beetle that flew in? A beetle in the kitchen scares you away from cooking, don't you dare to use some more! Where was your power and domineering attitude as a little bully back then
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
"According to my calculations, the probability of Zhuang Ni engaging in sexual asphyxiation in private is 88.37%. The first time she experienced the pleasure was when you pushed her down on the bed and choked her at the monitor's house. Not only did she not Learn the lesson, but it will irritate you again and again, and subconsciously I may hope to use your hands to relive that pleasure."
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The damn Wim has taken over our kitchen, classmate Ye Lin, go and get rid of it!"
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
It’s not just teenagers who are prone to sex off, but adults as well. American movie star David Carradine, who played Bill in the movie "Kill Bill", was found naked and hanging in a hotel in Thailand on June 4, 2009. The police determined that he was also caused by sexual asphyxia. die. (Bill eventually killed himself.) But then again, among the huge number of sexual asphyxiation deaths, women's share is very small. The reason may be that women are less likely to have sperm in their brains, or simply because women are less courageous—didn’t you realize that among the more than 30 people killed by lightning in the United States this year, 100% were men? It’s not that men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women, but that women generally don’t go out and do dangerous things when thunder strikes.
Speaking of "suffocating pleasure", it's really not a particularly new thing. When I was in elementary school, a fifth grader from the neighboring school hanged himself in red clothes. The specific reasons were kept secret by the police and parents. The result was: Rumors spread that some Taoist users of the Guigu sect used this method to change their fate against the will of heaven, causing people to panic. It was not until a long time later that the truth came to light. The primary school student had hanged himself in order to seek the pleasure of suffocation. Unexpectedly, he had too much fun and lost his clothes.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, it would be quite cute if there was a cute cartoon girl complaining about the keywords you searched for on a search engine. In this sense, Xiaoyin search engine is at the forefront of the times.
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
I have no intention of conducting a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. She is now my adopted sister, and I cannot infringe on my adopted sister's privacy.
"As a search engine, you are not allowed to complain about me!" I yelled at the smart watch, "If I search for 'food' on Baidu, I won't be criticized for being a foodie!"
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
"No! No!" Xiaoqin held the pot lid tightly, making it look like a protective goggle. "I can't do it! Just kill it yourself, classmate Ye Lin!"
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
And after wearing contact lenses for so long, I wasn’t used to it, so I went to the bathroom to take them off, and then I went to the kitchen to help Xiaoqin clean up Wim.
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
"Has Wim been dealt with?" Xiaoqin took the pot lid as a cover and approached with a cautious expression.
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The damn Wim has taken over our kitchen, classmate Ye Lin, go and get rid of it!"
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The damn Wim has taken over our kitchen, classmate Ye Lin, go and get rid of it!"
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
"As a search engine, you are not allowed to complain about me!" I yelled at the smart watch, "If I search for 'food' on Baidu, I won't be criticized for being a foodie!"
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
"Has Wim been dealt with?" Xiaoqin took the pot lid as a cover and approached with a cautious expression.
And after wearing contact lenses for so long, I wasn’t used to it, so I went to the bathroom to take them off, and then I went to the kitchen to help Xiaoqin clean up Wim.
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
Whose concubine are you? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the Internet!
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
After Xiaoqin saw it, she screamed with regret.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
"It's solved, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away? What should I do if there is danger?"
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
"Okay, okay..." Xiaoqin wiped her tears and said, "Then where will the original pot be buried?"
"No, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head desperately and said, "Only this kind of thing, this kind of thing... I can't do it!!!!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Just put the broken iron pot on the balcony and wait to be sold to the waste collector along with the mineral water bottles! If you bury the pot in the garden, others will suspect you are crazy!"
I scolded as I turned off the gas stove.
"You're not afraid of cats or dogs, so why do you have to be afraid of beetles? Did you know that many cats and dogs eat beetles?"
I took off my shoes calmly and walked towards Xiaoqin on the carpet wearing only my socks.
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
It’s not just teenagers who are prone to sex off, but adults as well. American movie star David Carradine, who played Bill in the movie "Kill Bill", was found naked and hanging in a hotel in Thailand on June 4, 2009. The police determined that he was also caused by sexual asphyxia. die. (Bill eventually killed himself.) But then again, among the huge number of sexual asphyxiation deaths, women's share is very small. The reason may be that women are less likely to have sperm in their brains, or simply because women are less courageous—didn’t you realize that among the more than 30 people killed by lightning in the United States this year, 100% were men? It’s not that men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women, but that women generally don’t go out and do dangerous things when thunder strikes.
"Look, the iron pot was left on the fire for too long, and cracks appeared on the bottom of the pot..."
Xiaoqin lay on the stove and mourned the passing of the iron pot, as if her pet had died.
I scolded as I turned off the gas stove.
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
"No! No!" Xiaoqin held the pot lid tightly, making it look like a protective goggle. "I can't do it! Just kill it yourself, classmate Ye Lin!"
"According to my calculations, the probability of Zhuang Ni engaging in sexual asphyxiation in private is 88.37%. The first time she experienced the pleasure was when you pushed her down on the bed and choked her at the monitor's house. Not only did she not Learn the lesson, but it will irritate you again and again, and subconsciously I may hope to use your hands to relive that pleasure."
After Xiaoqin saw it, she screamed with regret.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head desperately and said, "Only this kind of thing, this kind of thing... I can't do it!!!!"
"What can't be done?" I asked with a smile, "Didn't Mr. Ren ask everyone to live bravely and happily in his will? You can't be a little braver..."
"Has Wim been dealt with?" Xiaoqin took the pot lid as a cover and approached with a cautious expression.
After I explained the principles of steel recycling to Xiaoqin for a long time, Xiaoqin reluctantly agreed not to hold a funeral for the iron pot.
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
"Woooooo~~~~~I encountered misfortune again! My pot is broken! My poor pot!"
"Look, the iron pot was left on the fire for too long, and cracks appeared on the bottom of the pot..."
"Only you can discover what the truth is." Xiao Yin sent an enigmatic expression, "Anyway, there is only one truth..."
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
"It is said that one thing defeats another. S and M are interchangeable under certain conditions. Just like when Germany faced France and the United Kingdom during World War II, it was S, but later it became M when it faced the Soviet Union! And it is exactly It’s because Zhuang Ni doesn’t pity her body and is numb to ordinary people’s material enjoyment, so she seeks unique pleasure, right? You can also regard her behavior as being fucked by yourself.”
It’s not just teenagers who are prone to sex off, but adults as well. American movie star David Carradine, who played Bill in the movie "Kill Bill", was found naked and hanging in a hotel in Thailand on June 4, 2009. The police determined that he was also caused by sexual asphyxia. die. (Bill eventually killed himself.) But then again, among the huge number of sexual asphyxiation deaths, women's share is very small. The reason may be that women are less likely to have sperm in their brains, or simply because women are less courageous—didn’t you realize that among the more than 30 people killed by lightning in the United States this year, 100% were men? It’s not that men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women, but that women generally don’t go out and do dangerous things when thunder strikes.
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The damn Wim has taken over our kitchen, classmate Ye Lin, go and get rid of it!"
"What can't be done?" I asked with a smile, "Didn't Mr. Ren ask everyone to live bravely and happily in his will? You can't be a little braver..."
Xiaoqin lay on the stove and mourned the passing of the iron pot, as if her pet had died.
I was enjoying playing with high-tech equipment and didn't pay much attention to Zhuang Ni's affairs. After coming out of the subway station, I strolled back to the Honglou North Street Community, which is my current home.
"You actually have no evidence to prove that Zhuang Ni is really doing that kind of thing, right?" I complained, "It's all your speculation, isn't it?"
"Don't be sad," I said dumbfounded, "anyway, this iron pot is very old. Our family can't cook without the pot. Why not put the unfinished dishes in the refrigerator, and then the two of us go outside at noon. Let’s eat something and then go to the supermarket to buy a new pot?”
I scolded as I turned off the gas stove.
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the circle of gangsters. In the colorful clubs they often go to, there is a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation Together". It is said that it was passed from Japan and South Korea. If you have nothing to do, just pinch yourself. neck, using the lack of oxygen in the brain tissue to experience a brief sense of euphoria (it is said that it is actually blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some gangsters even bring their girlfriends to play with them.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
Xiaoqin blinked, feeling a little disappointed.
I was enjoying playing with high-tech equipment and didn't pay much attention to Zhuang Ni's affairs. After coming out of the subway station, I strolled back to the Honglou North Street Community, which is my current home.
"Okay, okay..." Xiaoqin wiped her tears and said, "Then where will the original pot be buried?"
"According to my calculations, the probability of Zhuang Ni engaging in sexual asphyxiation in private is 88.37%. The first time she experienced the pleasure was when you pushed her down on the bed and choked her at the monitor's house. Not only did she not Learn the lesson, but it will irritate you again and again, and subconsciously I may hope to use your hands to relive that pleasure."
Whose concubine are you? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the Internet!
Speaking of "suffocating pleasure", it's really not a particularly new thing. When I was in elementary school, a fifth grader from the neighboring school hanged himself in red clothes. The specific reasons were kept secret by the police and parents. The result was: Rumors spread that some Taoist users of the Guigu sect used this method to change their fate against the will of heaven, causing people to panic. It was not until a long time later that the truth came to light. The primary school student had hanged himself in order to seek the pleasure of suffocation. Unexpectedly, he had too much fun and lost his clothes.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head desperately and said, "Only this kind of thing, this kind of thing... I can't do it!!!!"
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
Seeing that I was back, Xiaoqin felt like she had seen a savior. She shouted with tears in her eyes: "Help! Classmate Ye Lin! A big vim flew in from the kitchen! If you don't come back, I will be eaten by it." !”
I was enjoying playing with high-tech equipment and didn't pay much attention to Zhuang Ni's affairs. After coming out of the subway station, I strolled back to the Honglou North Street Community, which is my current home.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head desperately and said, "Only this kind of thing, this kind of thing... I can't do it!!!!"
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
I have no intention of conducting a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. She is now my adopted sister, and I cannot infringe on my adopted sister's privacy.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
"Stop talking nonsense! Just put the broken iron pot on the balcony and wait to be sold to the waste collector along with the mineral water bottles! If you bury the pot in the garden, others will suspect you are crazy!"
Xiao Yin sent me a proud expression. The image was of course the Q version of herself, that is, the silver-haired and golden-eyed version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
"As a search engine, you are not allowed to complain about me!" I yelled at the smart watch, "If I search for 'food' on Baidu, I won't be criticized for being a foodie!"
"Don't think that I'm wearing the high-tech watch you gave me. I'm Conan! Not to mention that this watch can't even fire an anesthetic needle. Have you ever seen such a muscular and Spartan Conan! Conan is as good as me. If you have strong body muscles, you won’t need to use strong shoes to kick a football to subdue the prisoners! You can just push them to the ground and explode their anus!”
"Ye Lin, your taste is getting stronger and stronger," Xiao Yin sent a frowning expression, "Even if Conan has muscles, he can't go out and explode the prisoner's anus, right?"
I have no intention of conducting a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. She is now my adopted sister, and I cannot infringe on my adopted sister's privacy.
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
After I explained the principles of steel recycling to Xiaoqin for a long time, Xiaoqin reluctantly agreed not to hold a funeral for the iron pot.
Scared me! Was it just a beetle that flew in? A beetle in the kitchen scares you away from cooking, don't you dare to use some more! Where was your power and domineering attitude as a little bully back then
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
"It's solved, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away? What should I do if there is danger?"
"Ye Lin, your taste is getting stronger and stronger," Xiao Yin sent a frowning expression, "Even if Conan has muscles, he can't go out and explode the prisoner's anus, right?"
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
"Okay, okay..." Xiaoqin wiped her tears and said, "Then where will the original pot be buried?"
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
"As a search engine, you are not allowed to complain about me!" I yelled at the smart watch, "If I search for 'food' on Baidu, I won't be criticized for being a foodie!"
After opening the balcony window and letting out all the steam in the kitchen, Xiaoqin and I went downstairs to find a small restaurant for dinner. On the way, Xiaoqin's sharp eyes spotted the new watch on my left wrist.
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said aggrievedly, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The damn Wim has taken over our kitchen, classmate Ye Lin, go and get rid of it!"
Although this kind of thing seems like just a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual asphyxiation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual asphyxiation in the United States every year, and 35 in China. And this is only the official statistics. According to the data, the actual number of deaths may be far greater than this.
"Only you can discover what the truth is." Xiao Yin sent an enigmatic expression, "Anyway, there is only one truth..."
Scared me! Was it just a beetle that flew in? A beetle in the kitchen scares you away from cooking, don't you dare to use some more! Where was your power and domineering attitude as a little bully back then
"Stop talking nonsense! Just put the broken iron pot on the balcony and wait to be sold to the waste collector along with the mineral water bottles! If you bury the pot in the garden, others will suspect you are crazy!"
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
"Has Wim been dealt with?" Xiaoqin took the pot lid as a cover and approached with a cautious expression.
After entering the door, it was already 12:40, but Xiaoqin still hadn't eaten lunch. There were cooking materials on the table. Xiaoqin held the pot lid as a shield and huddled on the sofa in preparation, showing a very scared expression. .
"Don't be sad," I said dumbfounded, "anyway, this iron pot is very old. Our family can't cook without the pot. Why not put the unfinished dishes in the refrigerator, and then the two of us go outside at noon. Let’s eat something and then go to the supermarket to buy a new pot?”
“This is not a mountaineering watch, it’s a wrist-worn mobile phone,” I showed off to Xiaoqin. “It’s a trial model developed by Dr. Yu. Let me be the first to test it, so I don’t have to buy another mobile phone. ”
"What can't be done?" I asked with a smile, "Didn't Mr. Ren ask everyone to live bravely and happily in his will? You can't be a little braver..."
"Don't forget that my full name is Causal Calculator. What I'm best at is speculation."
"Yes, yes," I nodded, "but you'd better come with me. If you watch the process of me killing Wim, you will know that Wim is not so scary."
Xiaoqin blinked, feeling a little disappointed.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
"It is said that one thing defeats another. S and M are interchangeable under certain conditions. Just like when Germany faced France and the United Kingdom during World War II, it was S, but later it became M when it faced the Soviet Union! And it is exactly It’s because Zhuang Ni doesn’t pity her body and is numb to ordinary people’s material enjoyment, so she seeks unique pleasure, right? You can also regard her behavior as being fucked by yourself.”
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
Xiaoqin blinked, feeling a little disappointed.
"It is said that one thing defeats another. S and M are interchangeable under certain conditions. Just like when Germany faced France and the United Kingdom during World War II, it was S, but later it became M when it faced the Soviet Union! And it is exactly It’s because Zhuang Ni doesn’t pity her body and is numb to ordinary people’s material enjoyment, so she seeks unique pleasure, right? You can also regard her behavior as being fucked by yourself.”
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
"It is said that one thing defeats another. S and M are interchangeable under certain conditions. Just like when Germany faced France and the United Kingdom during World War II, it was S, but later it became M when it faced the Soviet Union! And it is exactly It’s because Zhuang Ni doesn’t pity her body and is numb to ordinary people’s material enjoyment, so she seeks unique pleasure, right? You can also regard her behavior as being fucked by yourself.”
I have no intention of conducting a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. She is now my adopted sister, and I cannot infringe on my adopted sister's privacy.
Whose concubine are you? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the Internet!
Damn it, is this the legendary self-inflicted attack? If that's really the case, Zhuang Ni, you're going to be blown away!
I scolded as I turned off the gas stove.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
"Has Wim been dealt with?" Xiaoqin took the pot lid as a cover and approached with a cautious expression.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
What does it mean to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with the feeling of suffocation? It’s true that she’s brave, she’s so brave that she doesn’t take cutting her wrists seriously, but in my impression, it’s usually the M who seeks the pleasure of suffocation, right? Isn’t Zhuang Ni an out-and-out S
"It's solved, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away? What should I do if there is danger?"
"No! No!" Xiaoqin held the pot lid tightly, making it look like a protective goggle. "I can't do it! Just kill it yourself, classmate Ye Lin!"
Xiaoqin blinked, feeling a little disappointed.
"Only you can discover what the truth is." Xiao Yin sent an enigmatic expression, "Anyway, there is only one truth..."
Speaking of "suffocating pleasure", it's really not a particularly new thing. When I was in elementary school, a fifth grader from the neighboring school hanged himself in red clothes. The specific reasons were kept secret by the police and parents. The result was: Rumors spread that some Taoist users of the Guigu sect used this method to change their fate against the will of heaven, causing people to panic. It was not until a long time later that the truth came to light. The primary school student had hanged himself in order to seek the pleasure of suffocation. Unexpectedly, he had too much fun and lost his clothes.
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
My stomach was growling with hunger. Xiaoqin and I ate fried noodles and cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs, and then headed towards the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
"What is this?" Xiaoqin asked curiously, "Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken, and I plan to save my pocket money to buy a new watch for you..."
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
After entering, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim was lying on the stove dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
"No, no, no, no, no!" Xiao Qin shook her head desperately and said, "Only this kind of thing, this kind of thing... I can't do it!!!!"
"Why is this like this? Not only will I not be able to buy you a new watch, but I will also not be able to buy you a new mobile phone! Obviously I have saved a lot of pocket money and plan to give you a surprise!"
As a result, we found a cat hanging from a wire pole on the way. It was covered in blood. It must have suffered a lot of torture before it died.
Scared me! Was it just a beetle that flew in? A beetle in the kitchen scares you away from cooking, don't you dare to use some more! Where was your power and domineering attitude as a little bully back then
"Okay, okay..." Xiaoqin wiped her tears and said, "Then where will the original pot be buried?"
Whose concubine are you? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the Internet!
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in "A Dream of Red Mansions", and there is also a poem about burying flowers, but it turns out that Daiyu buries flowers, and Xiaoqin buries a pot? As expected of a foodie! Because the pot has provided me with a lot of delicious food, when it's time to retire, I can't bear to throw it away!
Xiaoqin lay on the stove and mourned the passing of the iron pot, as if her pet had died.
Because I stared at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, a dialog box popped up on the smart contact lens asking if I wanted to conduct a human flesh search on Xiaoqin. I refused without hesitation.
It’s not just teenagers who are prone to sex off, but adults as well. American movie star David Carradine, who played Bill in the movie "Kill Bill", was found naked and hanging in a hotel in Thailand on June 4, 2009. The police determined that he was also caused by sexual asphyxia. die. (Bill eventually killed himself.) But then again, among the huge number of sexual asphyxiation deaths, women's share is very small. The reason may be that women are less likely to have sperm in their brains, or simply because women are less courageous—didn’t you realize that among the more than 30 people killed by lightning in the United States this year, 100% were men? It’s not that men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women, but that women generally don’t go out and do dangerous things when thunder strikes.
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"
"You actually have no evidence to prove that Zhuang Ni is really doing that kind of thing, right?" I complained, "It's all your speculation, isn't it?"
"Stop talking nonsense! Just put the broken iron pot on the balcony and wait to be sold to the waste collector along with the mineral water bottles! If you bury the pot in the garden, others will suspect you are crazy!"
I took off my shoes calmly and walked towards Xiaoqin on the carpet wearing only my socks.
"It's okay," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Didn't you really wish to have a digital tablet for painting earlier? After you save money, you can buy a practical tablet. If you don't have enough money, I can ask my dad for it. , he should spend money on you anyway."
I told Xiao Yin my doubts, and Xiao Yin replied:
"Asshole! Who did this!" Xiao Qin said angrily, "How dare you treat us cats like this! I will never spare him!"