"Response, you big-headed idiot!" I said angrily, "I just want to teach Amy the basic principles of life! I'm not interested in you! You go find someone else to have sex with!"
Gong Caicai hugged the peanut butter with the lid unscrewed, as if she was afraid of breaking it. She bowed to me to express her gratitude, and then walked away cautiously.
When thanking him, he did not look directly into Pentheus's eyes. Generally speaking, this was not a polite gesture, but for Amy, it was the best she could do at this stage.
"Come out! I can't hold it in anymore! I just used my mouth to test whether the peanut butter has expired, but I didn't expect the reaction to be so big! If you don't come out, I will kick the door open!"
"That's why they didn't unscrew it because there was water on their hands, right?" I said, "Under normal circumstances, it should be fine. Although I am cutting these peppers, they have washed them and brought them over, and my hands have not been touched by water. By the way - the smell of chili peppers is very strong here, before your eyes are stung, go back to the big kitchen!"
"Anyway...that...thank you..."
Later I remembered that because Gong Caicai wore contact lenses and her eyes were not in direct contact with the air, she should not be afraid of the chili pepper factor in the air. The squad leader must have considered this when he sent Gong Caicai here, right
When I turned around, I saw that it was Gong Caicai holding a jar of peanut butter. She couldn't unscrew the lid no matter what, so she came to me for help.
There was a leak in the house and it rained all night, so I finally washed my hands after urinating. But just as I was cleaning the remaining chili powder on my vagina, Xiong Yaoyue knocked hard on the bathroom door.
Damn it! The Gardener's Cottage is in a very remote location inside Qingzi High School. Except for the bathroom occupied by Xiong Yaoyue, there are no other restrooms nearby!
Pentheus looked piously into the distance, "The luckiest thing in my life is, of course, meeting God. God gave me a second life and also let me know the true meaning of life..."
"oops!"
Pentheus made a hurt expression, "Lin, don't be so heartless! We still have many common interests. After the death of Mr. Ren, you can only rely on you to carry forward his family martial arts! Come on, work hard to practice like a king. I’m still a strong man, so let’s have a sweaty muscle showdown with me!”
However, Gong Caicai was too shy. If it were Xiaoqin, she would have made a horizontal scissor-hand posture and proactively told me: "She wears contact lenses. Not only does she look cute, but she is not afraid of peppers!"
So I had just finished chopping the peppers and hadn't washed my hands yet, so I had a tragedy when I was peeing.
After receiving this long-overdue thank you, Pentheus's eyes became clearer, softer and deeper. He raised his huge hand, stroked Amy's little head happily, and said with a smile: "I can help you." Serving Miss Amy is the second luckiest thing in my life..."
After Pentheus and Amy left, I checked the rice that Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue had picked up again, and felt that it was ready to report to the squad leader.
I was shocked and thought, what kind of occasion is this? Who's kidding me? The voice doesn’t sound like Xiaoqin!
"Anyway, don't tell other people!" After I warned him, I asked a little worriedly: "Didn't your feet get injured playing cactus? Is it okay to run so fast?"
Xiaoqin has the power, and Amy has the financial resources. If the two of them take it upon themselves to do what they think is a good thing, Dongshan City will be in chaos.
I was very embarrassed, tried my best to smile as gently as I could, reached out and took the peanut butter that Gong Caicai was holding, and then unscrewed the lid with a little effort.
My penis is still burning with pain. It came out in a hurry and I didn’t wash it thoroughly.
Amy just came to the gardener's cabin to play with me, not just to eat and drink like Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue (she was simply tired of the so-called delicacies), so after being able to join the sister program, she immediately called Peng Thoth came to take him back to the principal's building, seemingly eager to do a lot of good things.
Amy said "Oh" and her anxious expression eased.
In addition, the squad leader also gave me the job of cutting the peppers and asked me to take a break after cutting for a while, so as not to cause tears in my eyes if I cut the peppers for a long time.
I told Amy that as long as she tries her best to help others and be sincere to others, I will reward her with stars just like I reward Xiaoqin. If I accumulate more stars, I can use them to redeem benefits such as head touches, hugs, and cheek kisses.
But my face darkened, and I straightened my face to teach Amy a lesson: "Don't be so cruel to Pentheus! Doing good things should start with the people around you! Pentheus protects you loyally, and has saved you countless times over the years. Why are you so stingy about saying 'thank you' to him?"
"Your body is so hard! Why do you have so many muscles? It hurts me!"
Amy, who was seldom taught a lesson by me, immediately turned around in Pentheus's arms, bulging her cheeks and staring at me in disbelief, as if waiting for me to take the initiative to withdraw my words.
"Yes, I'm sorry..." Gong Caicai said to me timidly with a red face, holding a jar of peanut butter in both hands, "I just came from the dormitory and wanted to do something within my power, but in the end I even screwed up a jar of peanut butter. No, classmate Ye Lin, can you help me unscrew it?"
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin is so strong..." Gong Caicai said with envy, "Pooh and the loudspeaker didn't even unscrew it just now!"
Unbearable! I really want to complain! Although Pentheus, you look solemn like a saint, but what you call the true meaning of life is actually being gay, right? Must be gay, right? God spent a long time rescuing you just to make you the number one gay in the world, right
I waved my hand and said it was impossible.
Amy was bragging, and suddenly her foot slipped, and she was about to fall to the ground in a standard cute show.
Scared me! Don't make such suspicious moaning sounds in the future! If Eunuch Cao were present, he might record your moans, name them "masturbation materials", and sell them online!
"Let me bow down to God and accept it!"
She frowned and looked around, and saw that Big Horn and Pooh were washing their hands together after picking out the rice bugs. They were far away from each other and did not look at her side. So after some mental struggle, Ai Mi pouted and said reluctantly to Pentheus:
As expected, the squad leader planned to use this bag of rice to stew rice, and the glorious and arduous task of stewing rice was also given to me.
Pentheus has long been accustomed to this, and he named himself after the Greek god of the sea. He is so tolerant that even the sea and God want to be accommodated in his body, not to mention Amy's little temper
But think about it for a moment, Pentheus is very accomplished in fighting machines. If I encounter a bottleneck when practicing Yin Yang Sanshou, in addition to asking Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin for advice, I can also ask Pentheus for advice. .
Amy had an offended expression on her face, but when she saw that I was very insistent and she was carefully protected in Pentheus's arms, her original aura gradually became less intense.
Since the gardener's cabin was built to take care of plantations, there are many designs related to fruit and vegetable processing. For example, there are two kitchens, one large and one small. The large kitchen has the monitor and others busy, and the small kitchen only has one for washing vegetables. There is a sink, a cutting board and a small rice cooker, just right for me to simmer rice here.
After I came out, I immediately regretted it.
It was obvious that Gong Caicai was very nervous. She had just witnessed me forcibly kissing Winnie and having a tryst with a girl (Shu Zhe) in the middle of the night on campus. Although she knew in her heart that I was not a heinous villain, she was influenced by the monitor. I feel that I am too energetic and I would not do something to her when she is alone.
Her tone was full of jealousy, which showed that she still cared about her position in Pentheus' heart, but she was usually too embarrassed to express it.
"Hmm...ah..."
Ah! What a feeling! What everyone often calls "the dick explodes" is nothing more than that! Under the strong stimulation of chili pepper, I felt an urge to degenerate from a human into a monkey, and I couldn't help but want to jump up and down.
"What!? I only ranked second? Who is ranked first?"
Amy's eyes immediately widened.
Normally, if my hands are not too dirty, I am used to going to the toilet first, then washing my hands and face. Otherwise, if I wash my hands first, I will have to wash my hands again after going to the toilet, which not only wastes water, but also takes a second time.
"Don't worry! I'm not an idiot like the maid Qin!" Amy turned back to me and said as she ran out of the yard, "And Diary Man's name is stupid! There's no way I can learn from her!"
Xiong Yaoyue was screaming her heart out outside. I was worried that she would really kick the door, so I finished cleaning up, picked up my pants and came out of the bathroom.
Amy brushed the messy blond hair on her forehead. Instead of thanking Pentheus, she started to lose her temper.
At this time, I felt that the spiciness in the air was so strong that I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went to the bathroom to wash my face and relieve myself.
"Take it easy!" I urged from behind very worriedly, "If you want to do something as good as Xiao Qin's Diary Man, you might as well not do it!"
"Hmph, in my eyes, this little injury..."
"Lin, you don't hesitate to be stern with your sister, but you also want Miss Amy to thank me. You are so kind to me! Are you finally willing to respond to my feelings?"
However I made a sequence error.
I cut peppers for a while and realized the essence of Yin Yang Sanshou while cutting peppers. It turned out that all my efforts were in vain, but I almost broke the cutting board.
Suddenly, a girl's delicate moan | moan came from behind.
"The one who is stronger than you is the Tyrannosaurus rex! And I don't want to compete with you! You will definitely touch me and take advantage of me! Who wants to shed sweat with you!"
Pentheus picked up Amy and put it on his shoulders, asking Amy to carefully hold the hem of her skirt to avoid exposing it. Then he turned back and said to me in a deep voice:
Fortunately, Pentheus came to greet Amy at this moment. He stretched out his broad arms and caught Amy firmly with ease.
But I gritted my teeth and did not accommodate Amy. Instead, I continued with a serious look: "Don't you want to redeem a reward from me? If you want a reward, just do as I say!"
I made a gesture to let Gong Caicai leave.