If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.
The rice had been simmered before going to the bathroom, and now the lid of the rice cooker was open. The overflowing steam mixed with the smell of chili peppers reminded me even more of the torture my little penis had endured.
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wears contact lenses and is not afraid of the smell of chili pepper, she was sent here again! You happened to see me washing my penis in the sink! Don’t get me wrong! I don't have any perverted hobbies! I did this because I couldn’t stand the hot pepper!
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
The rice had been simmered before going to the bathroom, and now the lid of the rice cooker was open. The overflowing steam mixed with the smell of chili peppers reminded me even more of the torture my little penis had endured.
I was so anxious to let Gong Caicai know the truth, and regardless of the indecent movements, I did an example of peeing in front of her (actually quite similar to Michael Jackson's dance), hoping that Gong Caicai would be inspired. .
When Gong Caicai heard the words "Ye Lin stewed rice", she shivered as if she had been electrocuted. She wanted to speak several times but hesitated. Finally, she frowned in pain and begged:
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
As I said before, there are no restrooms nearby, and the only restroom is occupied by Xiong Yaoyue. If I hold on hard during this period, I probably won't be able to survive, and I'm afraid I will die heroically under Chili Pepper's attack.
The rice had been simmered before going to the bathroom, and now the lid of the rice cooker was open. The overflowing steam mixed with the smell of chili peppers reminded me even more of the torture my little penis had endured.
"ah!!"
When I was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao actually said nonsense during recess that boys should raise funds to open a box lunch stall near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap box lunches. It would definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys would You can whip out the white liquid on the lunch box that is sold to girls, and then watch the unsuspecting girls eat the whole lunch box. It is definitely a huge psychological enjoyment.
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
Damn it! Why didn’t I take out the smart contact lenses and wear them just now? If you wear contact lenses, you will be like Gong Caicai and not afraid of the smell of chili!
I was so anxious to let Gong Caicai know the truth, and regardless of the indecent movements, I did an example of peeing in front of her (actually quite similar to Michael Jackson's dance), hoping that Gong Caicai would be inspired. .
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
No, that's not right, I only have a single contact lens, which only covers one eye...
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
However, given how perverted Eunuch Cao is, if he had such an opportunity, he would definitely rather risk it than practice it - there were four girls present! ! (The big speaker must have been automatically ignored by Eunuch Cao) "I didn't do that!" I denied very seriously, "Eunuch Cao called me master, but it doesn't mean that his perversion was learned from me! I didn't mix anything into the rice. Something! If you don’t believe me, just go and smell it! You can’t smell it... No! There is nothing at all!”
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
Then the squad leader brought the stir-fried rabbit meat and boiled pheasant to the table one after another, and Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue immediately let out a burst of cheers.
When I was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao actually said nonsense during recess that boys should raise funds to open a box lunch stall near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap box lunches. It would definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys would You can whip out the white liquid on the lunch box that is sold to girls, and then watch the unsuspecting girls eat the whole lunch box. It is definitely a huge psychological enjoyment.
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wears contact lenses and is not afraid of the smell of chili pepper, she was sent here again! You happened to see me washing my penis in the sink! Don’t get me wrong! I don't have any perverted hobbies! I did this because I couldn’t stand the hot pepper!
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
"It's time to eat!" Xiong Yaoyue happily sat behind the dining table and knocked on the bowl, while Xiao Qin, wearing a white apron, brought up a plate of strange food.
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
"The meat and vegetables are here!"
In order to demonstrate, the monitor directly picked up a small ball of rice with chopsticks and ate it. While eating, he made a "very delicious" expression, hoping that Gong Caicai would relieve his knot.
"You simply misunderstood! Eunuch Cao is a pervert and I am not a pervert!"
"Rice bugs are not as scary as you think," the squad leader completely misunderstood what Gong Caicai meant. "You can't just waste food just because your life is affluent now. The taste of this white rice is no different from that made in restaurants outside."
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
When Gong Caicai heard the words "Ye Lin stewed rice", she shivered as if she had been electrocuted. She wanted to speak several times but hesitated. Finally, she frowned in pain and begged:
As I said before, there are no restrooms nearby, and the only restroom is occupied by Xiong Yaoyue. If I hold on hard during this period, I probably won't be able to survive, and I'm afraid I will die heroically under Chili Pepper's attack.
The rice had been simmered before going to the bathroom, and now the lid of the rice cooker was open. The overflowing steam mixed with the smell of chili peppers reminded me even more of the torture my little penis had endured.
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
The little penis was red and swollen and was burned to death by the chili pepper. This way of death was too embarrassing! And if I die like this, it will definitely enrich the American drama "One Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I'm going to be laughed at by Amy's compatriots!
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, you can't be, you can't be..."
Then the squad leader brought the stir-fried rabbit meat and boiled pheasant to the table one after another, and Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue immediately let out a burst of cheers.
"Gong Caicai, don't..."
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wears contact lenses and is not afraid of the smell of chili pepper, she was sent here again! You happened to see me washing my penis in the sink! Don’t get me wrong! I don't have any perverted hobbies! I did this because I couldn’t stand the hot pepper!
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
Now the kitchen was filled with the smell of chili pepper mixed with steam, and most likely no one would come over. I became cruel, unzipped my pants, raised my feet, and put my penis under the faucet to rinse it.
Now the kitchen was filled with the smell of chili pepper mixed with steam, and most likely no one would come over. I became cruel, unzipped my pants, raised my feet, and put my penis under the faucet to rinse it.
The squad leader was puzzled and shook his head and said, "Cai Cai, you always eat so little, how can you grow taller? Listen to me, you can eat half a bowl of rice, and try a little of both vegetarian and meat dishes."
"Why did you get that spot when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai almost cried, "Why did Ye Lin take off his pants in the kitchen?"
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
"Oh... I finally feel comfortable... I feel so good..."
"It's time to eat!" Xiong Yaoyue happily sat behind the dining table and knocked on the bowl, while Xiao Qin, wearing a white apron, brought up a plate of strange food.
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
I made a sound of satisfaction because the pain was relieved. However, at this moment, I heard the sound of something falling to the ground behind me. The thing bounced twice on the floor and rolled to my feet. , I looked down and saw that it was a sardine can.
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
"It's time to eat!" Xiong Yaoyue happily sat behind the dining table and knocked on the bowl, while Xiao Qin, wearing a white apron, brought up a plate of strange food.
As I said before, there are no restrooms nearby, and the only restroom is occupied by Xiong Yaoyue. If I hold on hard during this period, I probably won't be able to survive, and I'm afraid I will die heroically under Chili Pepper's attack.
"You simply misunderstood! Eunuch Cao is a pervert and I am not a pervert!"
I was so anxious to let Gong Caicai know the truth, and regardless of the indecent movements, I did an example of peeing in front of her (actually quite similar to Michael Jackson's dance), hoping that Gong Caicai would be inspired. .
If it were Xiong Yaoyue, Xiong Yaoyue would definitely laugh out loud and say, "I just helped my little friend to pee without washing my hands. What a tragedy, right?"
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
If it were Xiong Yaoyue, Xiong Yaoyue would definitely laugh out loud and say, "I just helped my little friend to pee without washing my hands. What a tragedy, right?"
I wanted to turn around and explain to Gong Caicai, but in a hurry I remembered that my little friend was still outside. Gong Caicai might have seen a little bit from that angle, but he couldn't see clearly. If I turned around like this, Gong Caicai would definitely Passed out.
No, that's not right, I only have a single contact lens, which only covers one eye...
Damn it! Why didn’t I take out the smart contact lenses and wear them just now? If you wear contact lenses, you will be like Gong Caicai and not afraid of the smell of chili!
As if out of inertia, Gong Caicai, who was completely stunned, said half a sentence to me, and then stood still on the spot and became completely petrified.
"No, I'm not threatening you. Just listen to me." I swallowed to moisten my dry throat. "I was chopping chili peppers and cooking rice, and the chili powder got on my place..."
"Because the bathroom was occupied by Pooh!" I patted my thigh and said, "I couldn't stand the hotness down there. I couldn't wait for Pooh to finish using the bathroom, so I had to take this step! Don't tell the monitor!"
"Because the monitor said there are too many fruits here and a lot of them rot every day, so I tried to make them into hot dishes!"
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wears contact lenses and is not afraid of the smell of chili pepper, she was sent here again! You happened to see me washing my penis in the sink! Don’t get me wrong! I don't have any perverted hobbies! I did this because I couldn’t stand the hot pepper!
As if out of inertia, Gong Caicai, who was completely stunned, said half a sentence to me, and then stood still on the spot and became completely petrified.
As for the means of profit, Eunuch Cao decided to sell the "masturbation rights", which means that you can designate the box lunch you have masturbated to be sold to a girl you like. If there are too many requirements for a girl, a bidding process will be held.
"Gong Caicai, don't..."
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
After Gong Caicai heard this, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to go to the snack street for a month, and she refused to ask for white staple food in the canteen.
I wanted to turn around and explain to Gong Caicai, but in a hurry I remembered that my little friend was still outside. Gong Caicai might have seen a little bit from that angle, but he couldn't see clearly. If I turned around like this, Gong Caicai would definitely Passed out.
However, given how perverted Eunuch Cao is, if he had such an opportunity, he would definitely rather risk it than practice it - there were four girls present! ! (The big speaker must have been automatically ignored by Eunuch Cao) "I didn't do that!" I denied very seriously, "Eunuch Cao called me master, but it doesn't mean that his perversion was learned from me! I didn't mix anything into the rice. Something! If you don’t believe me, just go and smell it! You can’t smell it... No! There is nothing at all!”
If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
I made a sound of satisfaction because the pain was relieved. However, at this moment, I heard the sound of something falling to the ground behind me. The thing bounced twice on the floor and rolled to my feet. , I looked down and saw that it was a sardine can.
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
He hurriedly sheathed the sword, washed his hands again, and then said to Gong Caicai: "Don't scream, listen to my explanation first..."
What is this! If I read correctly, are the dishes filled with boiled oranges and fried apples? Why is there such an alternative cuisine
"No, I'm not threatening you. Just listen to me." I swallowed to moisten my dry throat. "I was chopping chili peppers and cooking rice, and the chili powder got on my place..."
In a lively and joyful atmosphere, Gong Caicai, who was pregnant with worries, was depressed. When Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue served everyone a small bowl of white rice, she became even more melancholy.
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
"I, I won't scream..." Gong Caicai was trembling with fear, her lips gradually turned from pretty pink to white, and even her pupils began to dilate.
"Long live the monitor!"
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
"No, I'm not threatening you. Just listen to me." I swallowed to moisten my dry throat. "I was chopping chili peppers and cooking rice, and the chili powder got on my place..."
In a lively and joyful atmosphere, Gong Caicai, who was pregnant with worries, was depressed. When Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue served everyone a small bowl of white rice, she became even more melancholy.
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
In a lively and joyful atmosphere, Gong Caicai, who was pregnant with worries, was depressed. When Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue served everyone a small bowl of white rice, she became even more melancholy.
"Why did you get that spot when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai almost cried, "Why did Ye Lin take off his pants in the kitchen?"
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
I looked at the open lid of the rice cooker next to me and the steaming white rice inside, and I almost choked with anger.
Now the kitchen was filled with the smell of chili pepper mixed with steam, and most likely no one would come over. I became cruel, unzipped my pants, raised my feet, and put my penis under the faucet to rinse it.
"Because the bathroom was occupied by Pooh!" I patted my thigh and said, "I couldn't stand the hotness down there. I couldn't wait for Pooh to finish using the bathroom, so I had to take this step! Don't tell the monitor!"
"Because the bathroom was occupied by Pooh!" I patted my thigh and said, "I couldn't stand the hotness down there. I couldn't wait for Pooh to finish using the bathroom, so I had to take this step! Don't tell the monitor!"
After Gong Caicai heard this, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to go to the snack street for a month, and she refused to ask for white staple food in the canteen.
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
Now the kitchen was filled with the smell of chili pepper mixed with steam, and most likely no one would come over. I became cruel, unzipped my pants, raised my feet, and put my penis under the faucet to rinse it.
Damn it! Why didn’t I take out the smart contact lenses and wear them just now? If you wear contact lenses, you will be like Gong Caicai and not afraid of the smell of chili!
As if out of inertia, Gong Caicai, who was completely stunned, said half a sentence to me, and then stood still on the spot and became completely petrified.
"I didn't do it in the kitchen, I did it in the bathroom! I didn't wash my hands before peeing, and it was so spicy!"
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
In a lively and joyful atmosphere, Gong Caicai, who was pregnant with worries, was depressed. When Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue served everyone a small bowl of white rice, she became even more melancholy.
Gong Caicai's eyes were full of "???". When she was frightened, her IQ was extremely close to zero. At this moment, she was even confused about the difference between men and women, and she didn't understand what I said immediately. .
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
"ah!!"
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
If it were Xiong Yaoyue, Xiong Yaoyue would definitely laugh out loud and say, "I just helped my little friend to pee without washing my hands. What a tragedy, right?"
The little penis was red and swollen and was burned to death by the chili pepper. This way of death was too embarrassing! And if I die like this, it will definitely enrich the American drama "One Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I'm going to be laughed at by Amy's compatriots!
The little penis was red and swollen and was burned to death by the chili pepper. This way of death was too embarrassing! And if I die like this, it will definitely enrich the American drama "One Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I'm going to be laughed at by Amy's compatriots!
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
"Because the monitor said there are too many fruits here and a lot of them rot every day, so I tried to make them into hot dishes!"
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
I was so anxious to let Gong Caicai know the truth, and regardless of the indecent movements, I did an example of peeing in front of her (actually quite similar to Michael Jackson's dance), hoping that Gong Caicai would be inspired. .
I looked at the open lid of the rice cooker next to me and the steaming white rice inside, and I almost choked with anger.
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
As I said before, there are no restrooms nearby, and the only restroom is occupied by Xiong Yaoyue. If I hold on hard during this period, I probably won't be able to survive, and I'm afraid I will die heroically under Chili Pepper's attack.
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, you can't be, you can't be..."
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
When I was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao actually said nonsense during recess that boys should raise funds to open a box lunch stall near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap box lunches. It would definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys would You can whip out the white liquid on the lunch box that is sold to girls, and then watch the unsuspecting girls eat the whole lunch box. It is definitely a huge psychological enjoyment.
"Rice bugs are not as scary as you think," the squad leader completely misunderstood what Gong Caicai meant. "You can't just waste food just because your life is affluent now. The taste of this white rice is no different from that made in restaurants outside."
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
When I was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao actually said nonsense during recess that boys should raise funds to open a box lunch stall near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap box lunches. It would definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys would You can whip out the white liquid on the lunch box that is sold to girls, and then watch the unsuspecting girls eat the whole lunch box. It is definitely a huge psychological enjoyment.
In a lively and joyful atmosphere, Gong Caicai, who was pregnant with worries, was depressed. When Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue served everyone a small bowl of white rice, she became even more melancholy.
Gong Caicai said tremblingly.
I wanted to turn around and explain to Gong Caicai, but in a hurry I remembered that my little friend was still outside. Gong Caicai might have seen a little bit from that angle, but he couldn't see clearly. If I turned around like this, Gong Caicai would definitely Passed out.
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
The squad leader was puzzled and shook his head and said, "Cai Cai, you always eat so little, how can you grow taller? Listen to me, you can eat half a bowl of rice, and try a little of both vegetarian and meat dishes."
"It's not like Eunuch Cao said, you want to spray the white liquid into the rice for everyone!?"
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wears contact lenses and is not afraid of the smell of chili pepper, she was sent here again! You happened to see me washing my penis in the sink! Don’t get me wrong! I don't have any perverted hobbies! I did this because I couldn’t stand the hot pepper!
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wears contact lenses and is not afraid of the smell of chili pepper, she was sent here again! You happened to see me washing my penis in the sink! Don’t get me wrong! I don't have any perverted hobbies! I did this because I couldn’t stand the hot pepper!
"Rice bugs are not as scary as you think," the squad leader completely misunderstood what Gong Caicai meant. "You can't just waste food just because your life is affluent now. The taste of this white rice is no different from that made in restaurants outside."
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
Gong Caicai said tremblingly.
"It's time to eat!" Xiong Yaoyue happily sat behind the dining table and knocked on the bowl, while Xiao Qin, wearing a white apron, brought up a plate of strange food.
I looked at the open lid of the rice cooker next to me and the steaming white rice inside, and I almost choked with anger.
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
In order to demonstrate, the monitor directly picked up a small ball of rice with chopsticks and ate it. While eating, he made a "very delicious" expression, hoping that Gong Caicai would relieve his knot.
No, that's not right, I only have a single contact lens, which only covers one eye...
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
When I was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao actually said nonsense during recess that boys should raise funds to open a box lunch stall near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap box lunches. It would definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys would You can whip out the white liquid on the lunch box that is sold to girls, and then watch the unsuspecting girls eat the whole lunch box. It is definitely a huge psychological enjoyment.
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
The little penis was red and swollen and was burned to death by the chili pepper. This way of death was too embarrassing! And if I die like this, it will definitely enrich the American drama "One Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I'm going to be laughed at by Amy's compatriots!
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
As for the means of profit, Eunuch Cao decided to sell the "masturbation rights", which means that you can designate the box lunch you have masturbated to be sold to a girl you like. If there are too many requirements for a girl, a bidding process will be held.
He hurriedly sheathed the sword, washed his hands again, and then said to Gong Caicai: "Don't scream, listen to my explanation first..."
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
"Oh... I finally feel comfortable... I feel so good..."
After Gong Caicai heard this, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to go to the snack street for a month, and she refused to ask for white staple food in the canteen.
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
"You simply misunderstood! Eunuch Cao is a pervert and I am not a pervert!"
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
"Xiaoqin also helped me a lot," the monitor said as he took off his apron. "Don't just thank me, you should also thank Xiaoqin!"
I looked at the open lid of the rice cooker next to me and the steaming white rice inside, and I almost choked with anger.
If it were Xiong Yaoyue, Xiong Yaoyue would definitely laugh out loud and say, "I just helped my little friend to pee without washing my hands. What a tragedy, right?"
After Gong Caicai heard this, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to go to the snack street for a month, and she refused to ask for white staple food in the canteen.
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
Gong Caicai's eyes were full of "???". When she was frightened, her IQ was extremely close to zero. At this moment, she was even confused about the difference between men and women, and she didn't understand what I said immediately. .
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
Now the kitchen was filled with the smell of chili pepper mixed with steam, and most likely no one would come over. I became cruel, unzipped my pants, raised my feet, and put my penis under the faucet to rinse it.
However, given how perverted Eunuch Cao is, if he had such an opportunity, he would definitely rather risk it than practice it - there were four girls present! ! (The big speaker must have been automatically ignored by Eunuch Cao) "I didn't do that!" I denied very seriously, "Eunuch Cao called me master, but it doesn't mean that his perversion was learned from me! I didn't mix anything into the rice. Something! If you don’t believe me, just go and smell it! You can’t smell it... No! There is nothing at all!”
"I didn't do it in the kitchen, I did it in the bathroom! I didn't wash my hands before peeing, and it was so spicy!"
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
The squad leader was puzzled and shook his head and said, "Cai Cai, you always eat so little, how can you grow taller? Listen to me, you can eat half a bowl of rice, and try a little of both vegetarian and meat dishes."
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
"It's not like Eunuch Cao said, you want to spray the white liquid into the rice for everyone!?"
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
Damn it! Why didn’t I take out the smart contact lenses and wear them just now? If you wear contact lenses, you will be like Gong Caicai and not afraid of the smell of chili!
"You can leave, but you are not allowed to tell the squad leader and the others!" I warned.
Gong Caicai's eyes were full of "???". When she was frightened, her IQ was extremely close to zero. At this moment, she was even confused about the difference between men and women, and she didn't understand what I said immediately. .
"Because the bathroom was occupied by Pooh!" I patted my thigh and said, "I couldn't stand the hotness down there. I couldn't wait for Pooh to finish using the bathroom, so I had to take this step! Don't tell the monitor!"
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
"I, I won't scream..." Gong Caicai was trembling with fear, her lips gradually turned from pretty pink to white, and even her pupils began to dilate.
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
"I didn't do it in the kitchen, I did it in the bathroom! I didn't wash my hands before peeing, and it was so spicy!"
"Because the monitor said there are too many fruits here and a lot of them rot every day, so I tried to make them into hot dishes!"
"Why did you get that spot when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai almost cried, "Why did Ye Lin take off his pants in the kitchen?"
No, that's not right, I only have a single contact lens, which only covers one eye...
I made a sound of satisfaction because the pain was relieved. However, at this moment, I heard the sound of something falling to the ground behind me. The thing bounced twice on the floor and rolled to my feet. , I looked down and saw that it was a sardine can.
The little penis was red and swollen and was burned to death by the chili pepper. This way of death was too embarrassing! And if I die like this, it will definitely enrich the American drama "One Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I'm going to be laughed at by Amy's compatriots!
I looked at the open lid of the rice cooker next to me and the steaming white rice inside, and I almost choked with anger.
Damn it! Why didn’t I take out the smart contact lenses and wear them just now? If you wear contact lenses, you will be like Gong Caicai and not afraid of the smell of chili!
"You simply misunderstood! Eunuch Cao is a pervert and I am not a pervert!"
"Long live the monitor!"
When Gong Caicai heard the words "Ye Lin stewed rice", she shivered as if she had been electrocuted. She wanted to speak several times but hesitated. Finally, she frowned in pain and begged:
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
"That's great! Xiaoqin, you can invent your own recipes! I give you 32 likes!" Xiong Yaoyue extended her thumbs to Xiaoqin.
"No, I'm not threatening you. Just listen to me." I swallowed to moisten my dry throat. "I was chopping chili peppers and cooking rice, and the chili powder got on my place..."
If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.
Damn it! Why didn’t I take out the smart contact lenses and wear them just now? If you wear contact lenses, you will be like Gong Caicai and not afraid of the smell of chili!
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
He hurriedly sheathed the sword, washed his hands again, and then said to Gong Caicai: "Don't scream, listen to my explanation first..."
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, you can't be, you can't be..."
"No, I'm not threatening you. Just listen to me." I swallowed to moisten my dry throat. "I was chopping chili peppers and cooking rice, and the chili powder got on my place..."
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
"It's time to eat!" Xiong Yaoyue happily sat behind the dining table and knocked on the bowl, while Xiao Qin, wearing a white apron, brought up a plate of strange food.
"I, I won't scream..." Gong Caicai was trembling with fear, her lips gradually turned from pretty pink to white, and even her pupils began to dilate.
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
What is this! If I read correctly, are the dishes filled with boiled oranges and fried apples? Why is there such an alternative cuisine
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
As for the means of profit, Eunuch Cao decided to sell the "masturbation rights", which means that you can designate the box lunch you have masturbated to be sold to a girl you like. If there are too many requirements for a girl, a bidding process will be held.
If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.
"Because the monitor said there are too many fruits here and a lot of them rot every day, so I tried to make them into hot dishes!"
When Gong Caicai heard the words "Ye Lin stewed rice", she shivered as if she had been electrocuted. She wanted to speak several times but hesitated. Finally, she frowned in pain and begged:
Gong Caicai said tremblingly.
No, that's not right, I only have a single contact lens, which only covers one eye...
"I, I won't scream..." Gong Caicai was trembling with fear, her lips gradually turned from pretty pink to white, and even her pupils began to dilate.
As if out of inertia, Gong Caicai, who was completely stunned, said half a sentence to me, and then stood still on the spot and became completely petrified.
"Classmate Ye Lin said no, just treat it as nothing..." Gong Caicai said in despair, "Now I... can I go?"
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
What is this! If I read correctly, are the dishes filled with boiled oranges and fried apples? Why is there such an alternative cuisine
No, that's not right, I only have a single contact lens, which only covers one eye...
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
I looked at the open lid of the rice cooker next to me and the steaming white rice inside, and I almost choked with anger.
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
"ah!!"
"ah!!"
"Xiaoqin also helped me a lot," the monitor said as he took off his apron. "Don't just thank me, you should also thank Xiaoqin!"
"What's wrong?" Big Speaker asked, "Is it because I heard that the rice was infested with insects, so I didn't dare to eat it? It doesn't matter! Pooh, Ye Lin, and I picked the rice carefully! And Ye Lin cooked the rice carefully before cooking it. After washing, there will definitely not be a rice bug left!"
"That's great! Xiaoqin, you can invent your own recipes! I give you 32 likes!" Xiong Yaoyue extended her thumbs to Xiaoqin.
When I was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao actually said nonsense during recess that boys should raise funds to open a box lunch stall near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap box lunches. It would definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys would You can whip out the white liquid on the lunch box that is sold to girls, and then watch the unsuspecting girls eat the whole lunch box. It is definitely a huge psychological enjoyment.
"Oh... I finally feel comfortable... I feel so good..."
The little penis was red and swollen and was burned to death by the chili pepper. This way of death was too embarrassing! And if I die like this, it will definitely enrich the American drama "One Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I'm going to be laughed at by Amy's compatriots!
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
Gong Caicai's eyes were full of "???". When she was frightened, her IQ was extremely close to zero. At this moment, she was even confused about the difference between men and women, and she didn't understand what I said immediately. .
Gong Caicai said tremblingly.
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
"ah!!"
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
"Long live the monitor!"
When Gong Caicai heard the words "Ye Lin stewed rice", she shivered as if she had been electrocuted. She wanted to speak several times but hesitated. Finally, she frowned in pain and begged:
"It's not like Eunuch Cao said, you want to spray the white liquid into the rice for everyone!?"
If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
Then the squad leader brought the stir-fried rabbit meat and boiled pheasant to the table one after another, and Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue immediately let out a burst of cheers.
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
However, given how perverted Eunuch Cao is, if he had such an opportunity, he would definitely rather risk it than practice it - there were four girls present! ! (The big speaker must have been automatically ignored by Eunuch Cao) "I didn't do that!" I denied very seriously, "Eunuch Cao called me master, but it doesn't mean that his perversion was learned from me! I didn't mix anything into the rice. Something! If you don’t believe me, just go and smell it! You can’t smell it... No! There is nothing at all!”
"What's wrong?" Big Speaker asked, "Is it because I heard that the rice was infested with insects, so I didn't dare to eat it? It doesn't matter! Pooh, Ye Lin, and I picked the rice carefully! And Ye Lin cooked the rice carefully before cooking it. After washing, there will definitely not be a rice bug left!"
"The meat and vegetables are here!"
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
"That's great! Xiaoqin, you can invent your own recipes! I give you 32 likes!" Xiong Yaoyue extended her thumbs to Xiaoqin.
Then the squad leader brought the stir-fried rabbit meat and boiled pheasant to the table one after another, and Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue immediately let out a burst of cheers.
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
"Why did you get that spot when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai almost cried, "Why did Ye Lin take off his pants in the kitchen?"
"Long live the monitor!"
"Because this can can't be opened, the squad leader sent me..."
At this time, the squad leader heard what we seemed to be arguing and came over cautiously. I quickly winked at Gong Caicai and told her not to talk nonsense. Gong Caicai lowered her head and did not dare to speak anymore. She silently picked up the canned fish at my feet. Picked it up.
"Why did you get that spot when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai almost cried, "Why did Ye Lin take off his pants in the kitchen?"
Damn it! Why didn’t I take out the smart contact lenses and wear them just now? If you wear contact lenses, you will be like Gong Caicai and not afraid of the smell of chili!
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
"Xiaoqin also helped me a lot," the monitor said as he took off his apron. "Don't just thank me, you should also thank Xiaoqin!"
"What's wrong?" Big Speaker asked, "Is it because I heard that the rice was infested with insects, so I didn't dare to eat it? It doesn't matter! Pooh, Ye Lin, and I picked the rice carefully! And Ye Lin cooked the rice carefully before cooking it. After washing, there will definitely not be a rice bug left!"
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
The squad leader was puzzled and shook his head and said, "Cai Cai, you always eat so little, how can you grow taller? Listen to me, you can eat half a bowl of rice, and try a little of both vegetarian and meat dishes."
"You simply misunderstood! Eunuch Cao is a pervert and I am not a pervert!"
"Of course! Xiaoqin and the squad leader have worked hard and achieved great results!" Big Speaker said with a smile, "With good chefs like you in the world, I can't lose weight successfully!"
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
I made a sound of satisfaction because the pain was relieved. However, at this moment, I heard the sound of something falling to the ground behind me. The thing bounced twice on the floor and rolled to my feet. , I looked down and saw that it was a sardine can.
"No, I'm not threatening you. Just listen to me." I swallowed to moisten my dry throat. "I was chopping chili peppers and cooking rice, and the chili powder got on my place..."
I was so anxious to let Gong Caicai know the truth, and regardless of the indecent movements, I did an example of peeing in front of her (actually quite similar to Michael Jackson's dance), hoping that Gong Caicai would be inspired. .
As a result, seeing me exposing my lower body in the kitchen today brought back terrible memories from a long time ago! Hello! Things are not as you think! I didn’t masturbate to the rice in the rice cooker! I will eat some rice myself later!
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
As I said before, there are no restrooms nearby, and the only restroom is occupied by Xiong Yaoyue. If I hold on hard during this period, I probably won't be able to survive, and I'm afraid I will die heroically under Chili Pepper's attack.
In a lively and joyful atmosphere, Gong Caicai, who was pregnant with worries, was depressed. When Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue served everyone a small bowl of white rice, she became even more melancholy.
"No, I'm not threatening you. Just listen to me." I swallowed to moisten my dry throat. "I was chopping chili peppers and cooking rice, and the chili powder got on my place..."
Gong Caicai's eyes were full of "???". When she was frightened, her IQ was extremely close to zero. At this moment, she was even confused about the difference between men and women, and she didn't understand what I said immediately. .
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
Your sister! Because Gong Caicai wears contact lenses and is not afraid of the smell of chili pepper, she was sent here again! You happened to see me washing my penis in the sink! Don’t get me wrong! I don't have any perverted hobbies! I did this because I couldn’t stand the hot pepper!
If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.
"What's wrong?" Big Speaker asked, "Is it because I heard that the rice was infested with insects, so I didn't dare to eat it? It doesn't matter! Pooh, Ye Lin, and I picked the rice carefully! And Ye Lin cooked the rice carefully before cooking it. After washing, there will definitely not be a rice bug left!"
My thoughts were completely confused. I looked at the faucet of the sink and decided to do something dangerous.
"Ye, classmate Ye Lin, you can't be, you can't be..."
"I didn't do it in the kitchen, I did it in the bathroom! I didn't wash my hands before peeing, and it was so spicy!"
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
The little penis was red and swollen and was burned to death by the chili pepper. This way of death was too embarrassing! And if I die like this, it will definitely enrich the American drama "One Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I'm going to be laughed at by Amy's compatriots!
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
When Gong Caicai heard the words "Ye Lin stewed rice", she shivered as if she had been electrocuted. She wanted to speak several times but hesitated. Finally, she frowned in pain and begged:
Ahhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses at all! What hurt me was my penis, not my eyes! Even if Gong Caicai doesn't wear contact lenses, she won't have this problem! Because she doesn’t have the relevant equipment at all!
No, that's not right, I only have a single contact lens, which only covers one eye...
What is this! If I read correctly, are the dishes filled with boiled oranges and fried apples? Why is there such an alternative cuisine
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
As for the means of profit, Eunuch Cao decided to sell the "masturbation rights", which means that you can designate the box lunch you have masturbated to be sold to a girl you like. If there are too many requirements for a girl, a bidding process will be held.
"Can't you say so..." Gong Caicai's eyes became melancholy, and her lips, which contained a hint of disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Student Ye Lin, you must eat that kind of thing before you will feel..." Are you satisfied?"
I was so anxious to let Gong Caicai know the truth, and regardless of the indecent movements, I did an example of peeing in front of her (actually quite similar to Michael Jackson's dance), hoping that Gong Caicai would be inspired. .
However, my action had the opposite effect, because when Gong Caicai was in junior high school, she had seen Eunuch Cao doing similar obscene actions, and I heard others say that action was called masturbating. Boys like to do that kind of thing secretly, and masturbate. The tube would spurt out evil white liquid at the end, and Gong Caicai had nightmares for several weeks.
The squad leader was puzzled and shook his head and said, "Cai Cai, you always eat so little, how can you grow taller? Listen to me, you can eat half a bowl of rice, and try a little of both vegetarian and meat dishes."
"That's great! Xiaoqin, you can invent your own recipes! I give you 32 likes!" Xiong Yaoyue extended her thumbs to Xiaoqin.
When Gong Caicai heard the words "Ye Lin stewed rice", she shivered as if she had been electrocuted. She wanted to speak several times but hesitated. Finally, she frowned in pain and begged:
Now the kitchen was filled with the smell of chili pepper mixed with steam, and most likely no one would come over. I became cruel, unzipped my pants, raised my feet, and put my penis under the faucet to rinse it.
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
Gong Caicai's eyes were full of "???". When she was frightened, her IQ was extremely close to zero. At this moment, she was even confused about the difference between men and women, and she didn't understand what I said immediately. .
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
"But, monitor, there's something in the rice..." Gong Caicai almost couldn't help blurting out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting directly opposite.
If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.
"Because the monitor said there are too many fruits here and a lot of them rot every day, so I tried to make them into hot dishes!"
"Rice bugs are not as scary as you think," the squad leader completely misunderstood what Gong Caicai meant. "You can't just waste food just because your life is affluent now. The taste of this white rice is no different from that made in restaurants outside."
Xiong Yaoyue picked out a piece of fried apple with a toothpick, and I scooped up two boiled oranges with a spoon. Not to mention, they had a different flavor.
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile, and stood sideways, tilting her head and waiting for everyone to taste it.
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
"Why do you get that place when cutting peppers?" Gong Caicai repeated the previous question, her eyes full of questions mixed with sadness.
Gong Caicai said tremblingly.
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
"Can I not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat either. I'll just eat some boiled oranges made by classmate Xiaoqin..."
In order to demonstrate, the monitor directly picked up a small ball of rice with chopsticks and ate it. While eating, he made a "very delicious" expression, hoping that Gong Caicai would relieve his knot.
"It's really delicious, a bit like canned fruit." I also praised it.
"The squad leader rarely goes to the snack street," someone said at the time. "Even if Eunuch Cao can do this, you can only sell lunch boxes to Xiong Yaoyue who often goes to the snack street, and Gong Caicai who goes to the snack street by chance. Already…”
"ah!!"
"It's not like Eunuch Cao said, you want to spray the white liquid into the rice for everyone!?"
Perhaps because the squad leader and others were not far away, Gong Caicai plucked up the courage to say something without stammering.
I wanted to turn around and explain to Gong Caicai, but in a hurry I remembered that my little friend was still outside. Gong Caicai might have seen a little bit from that angle, but he couldn't see clearly. If I turned around like this, Gong Caicai would definitely Passed out.
When I was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao actually said nonsense during recess that boys should raise funds to open a box lunch stall near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap box lunches. It would definitely attract many girls to buy, and then the boys would You can whip out the white liquid on the lunch box that is sold to girls, and then watch the unsuspecting girls eat the whole lunch box. It is definitely a huge psychological enjoyment.
"I didn't do it in the kitchen, I did it in the bathroom! I didn't wash my hands before peeing, and it was so spicy!"
Gong Caicai couldn't stop her in time and saw the squad leader swallowing the rice. Her face darkened and her heart became heavier and heavier.
In order to demonstrate, the monitor directly picked up a small ball of rice with chopsticks and ate it. While eating, he made a "very delicious" expression, hoping that Gong Caicai would relieve his knot.
"The meat and vegetables are here!"
"Gong Caicai, don't..."
If the pain level is divided from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain level of pregnant women giving birth is 10, and the pain level of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain level of my penis when it comes into close contact with pepper powder is about Between 8 and 9 is really not something ordinary people can endure.