"Rabbits actually don't like to eat carrots," said Xiong Yaoyue, who has always been biased in knowledge. "Rabbits prefer to eat vegetables rich in water, such as cabbage."
Xiaoqin muttered to herself next to me: "It's a pity that the tiger that ate the monitor's ancestor was killed. If it could have lived longer and had many offspring, wouldn't it have formed a 'Shu' family?" A group of meat lovers'? Maybe it will be the fourth largest tiger race in China, called the 'Xishushu tiger'..."
"What? Doesn't it taste good? Rice should be normal! Is the stir-fried hare I made too spicy?"
"It's so disgusting!" Big Speaker said in disgust, "Don't play with food in your mouth! Food also has dignity! Swallow it quickly!"
Your tiger has a family recipe! And what does it mean to be on the monitor list? Could it be that that weird "shuhuhu" would write the supervisor by name on the menu? Even the most picky of human recipes would not specify a pig with a unique name when making Dongpo pork. Without its meat, the dish would not be cooked!
Ah, Gong Caicai's eyes seemed to be broken. She must be feeling aggrieved and want to die, right? The expression she looked at me was different from before...
While everyone was eating, they chatted about the tiger and the cat abuser. Xiao Qin thought that the cat abuser should have a PK with the real tiger. If he can beat the tiger, it means that he is a real man with iron blood and can abuse cats and tigers together. That's okay. Let bygones be bygones, if he couldn't beat Tiger, there would be nothing more to come.
No matter how many dishes she ate, Gong Caicai refused to eat even a grain of rice. The squad leader finally couldn't stand it anymore and reminded her: "Even if Ye Lin's stewed rice is only average, Caicai you should try to eat a little." ? Otherwise it will be very rude to the cook."
Xiong Yaoyue made a face and began to chew as slowly as possible.
"Eh? Classmate Ye Lin, did you hear that?" Xiao Qin seemed to have just reacted and said in shock, "I was just joking! Even if the tiger doesn't die, their special recipes may not be passed down. To this day, the squad leader will never be on the list..."
Gong Caicai felt that the rice I stewed was mixed with white liquid. Even after the monitor's demonstration, Gong Caicai did not dare to move her chopsticks. She took the food from the plate and put it directly into her mouth without any contact with the rice.
Gong Caicai didn't talk to each other during our discussion. She didn't even hear what we were talking about. She just kept her head down, picked up some vegetables and meat, and chewed slowly and quietly without showing her teeth. She was eating. The look made people anxious for her.
"But in many cases, whether the meat is delicious or not only depends on the chef, right?" Xiong Yaoyue found the flaw in Big Speaker's argument, "If the British chef was responsible, not only all animals should not be eaten, but also all plants should be eaten. You shouldn’t eat it!”
"What are you referring to?" I asked, knowing it was up to no good.
"You can't say that," Big Speaker commented, "Rabbits can also be pets. Since dogs are pets and can't be eaten, it's understandable that some people don't eat rabbits."
The monitor hurriedly caught up and apologized, leaving half of the table dumbfounded.
Xiaoqin showed a very regretful expression, "It's a pity..."
Big Horn grinned, "It would be too pitiful to be eaten alive by a tiger!"
The squad leader urged everyone to reduce their activities in the back mountains, at least until the tiger is controlled, and not to play in the back mountains easily to avoid accidents.
Gong Caicai, who had been suppressed for a long time, finally burst out and shouted, and ran away in tears.
"I've heard that, so any animal that has eaten a human will be killed immediately." Xiong Yaoyue smacked her lips after finishing the food in her mouth.
"Just because classmate Ye Lin cooked the food..."
"A tiger is a tiger after all," the squad leader said seriously. "Just because it didn't hurt anyone before, doesn't mean it won't hurt anyone in the future. Some of my ancestors were eaten by tigers, so it's better to be careful."
The squad leader came back half an hour later. She told us tiredly that Gong Caicai said she had received too many blows today and wanted to be quiet in the dormitory. The squad monitor just sent her back to spend her time.
"What's the point of the existence of that kind of cult? Are you offering carrots to rabbits every day?"
"Hey, have you ever heard anyone say that? That is to say, if a wild animal eats a human, because the human diet is different from that of ordinary animals, the salt content is higher and more delicious, so the wild animal will Get addicted and then hunt and eat humans again and again?”
"Woof woof woof woof!!!" Without warning, Obama glanced at our dining table, and then barked crazily, facing outside the room, as if there was an emergency outside.
It suddenly occurred to me that Kyle, who once starred with Amy in "Legend of the Cauldron", was very stupid and found a British chef to be responsible for his own diet. I don't know if he is dead now.
"That's right." The squad leader nodded approvingly, "The rice bugs have been picked out long ago."
Hearing that we were discussing which animal should be on the dinner table, the monitor thought for a while and said:
"Cats can't be eaten either!" Xiaoqin said firmly, "I saw that in Indonesia, even cute creatures like cats are eaten. It's really a sign of inhumanity!"
"No," Xiong Yaoyue said with a smile while still puffing out her cheeks, "I used my tongue to push the rice in my mouth to both sides..."
In fact, Indonesia is not the only country that eats cat meat. However, Indonesia is a country that can actually shave off the fur of a female orangutan and let it be prostituted to collect prostitution. It is really too strong. Since even orangutans can prostitute, then why eat cats? It’s nothing.
"Some people don't eat pork because of their religious beliefs, and some people don't eat dog meat because they regard dogs as part of the family. What does it mean if Gong Caicai doesn't eat rabbit meat!"
"Don't go off topic," I said seriously, "We are discussing which animals should be eaten and which animals should not be eaten!"
"The rice made by classmate Ye Lin is the most delicious! It's even more delicious than the main course!" Xiao Qin exclaimed in exaggeration, "Obviously with this, you don't have to cook!"
Xiong Yaoyue complained.
"Tch, you are talking about cat fans and dog fans!" Big Speaker said while picking his teeth with a toothpick, "If there is a great famine, I don't care about that! As long as it's not human flesh, I'll eat it!"
Xiong Yaoyue's mouth was full of food. She wanted to speak but couldn't, which made her very anxious. However, she had her own way. She lowered her head for two seconds. After raising her head again, she immediately asked: " Was it eaten while hunting?”
How could there be such a lame name for a tiger species? You wish a tiger would rush down the mountain and eat the squad leader, right? How much hatred? The squad leader just praised you for helping a lot in the kitchen, but you actually expected her to be eaten by a tiger
"Our ancestors have been hunters for many generations. Hunters often travel with dogs. Dogs are our assistants, so we never eat dogs. Rumor has it that the Manchus not only don't eat dog meat, they don't even wear dog skin hats or spread dog skins. The mattress does not use any dog leather products, but there seems to be a story about the 'black dog savior'. It seems that Nurhachi was saved by his own black dog before ordering his tribe to do so."
Hearing that the monitor's Orion ancestors had a precedent of being eaten by tigers, Xiao Qin's eyes lit up and she punched her right fist into the heart of her left hand, her expression even looking a little overjoyed.
Gong Caicai almost cried. I was afraid that she would tell me about me washing my vagina in the kitchen, so I hurriedly hinted at her with my eyes.
"I know that our idea of favoring certain animals is very narrow-minded," the squad leader reflected on himself. "I thought rabbit meat was edible, but I accidentally hurt Cai Cai. I guess I ate dog meat without knowing it, and I probably had sex with her." Same performance, right?"
Xiong Yaoyue's mouth was full of food. She couldn't open her mouth to speak, so she could only nod her head with her cheeks puffed out.
The other three people looked at the loudspeaker together, admiring her for telling such a shocking and concise truth.
"It was my great-grandfather's third uncle who was killed by a tiger, but later my great-grandfather avenged his third uncle. The tiger skin was passed down in our family until the early days of liberation." The squad leader announced proudly.
The class monitor wanted to give me a blow. She said coldly: "It can only be said that my level is not bad. Compared with others, it is nothing special."
The squad leader misunderstood that Gong Caicai's painful expression was due to other reasons.
Gong Caicai looked at me pitifully. I guess the rice in her mouth had not yet gone down her throat, and she even wanted to spit it out. However, under the double pressure from me and the squad leader, Gong Caicai had no choice but to cry sadly and make the mistake. I swallowed all the rice, thinking it contained something evil.
"But... this tiger is a good tiger!" Xiao Qin retorted, "After classmate Ye Lin removed the thorns from its claws, it did not hurt classmate Ye Lin. Afterwards, it even sent game meat as a thank you gift. Be more polite. What a good boy!”
Big Speaker pondered for a moment, "Um... you should eat delicious animals, but you shouldn't eat unpalatable animals?"
The monitor asked strangely: "You swallowed all the food so quickly?"
"I'm sorry, it was my negligence. I didn't explain it in advance - Caicai, please forgive me!"
Xiao Qin thought for a while and then said: "Did Gong Caicai join a cult like the 'Rabbit Worship Cult' after quitting the Scientific Happiness Cult?"
We discussed and discussed, but we did not come to a suitable conclusion to prove which animal should be dedicated to satisfy human appetites and which animal could be spared.
"I don't eat rabbits! I like little rabbits the most! I even raised them for a few days!"
At this moment, we found Obama's dog's head sticking out from the crack in the door. It looked at us warily, wondering if it had heard the conversation about whether dog meat could be eaten.
"Eh? Don't you eat rabbit meat?" The squad leader asked in surprise, "Rabbit meat is relatively common, right?"
"What? What I just stuffed was rabbit meat!?" Gong Caicai said in shock, "So I ate a poor little rabbit!? A fluffy little rabbit!? I... Why am I so unlucky today... "
"It's not okay to be too picky about food!" Da Xiaoxiao said while eating vegetable chop rice. "Look at me, as long as there are good dishes, I can eat any staple food! And there is nothing wrong with these rice! Pooh, you Is that right?"
But I clearly thought that look was a request, but Gong Caicai interpreted it as a threat. She trembled all over, with an expression of despair and self-destruction, she picked up a small ball of rice and put it into her mouth as if she were swallowing medicine.