After Huo Jiangdong left, I first cleaned up the scattered blood stains on the carpet and wiped it vigorously with alcohol, almost to the point of wiping the hair off the carpet.
"Isn't it?" Dad patted his thigh, which resulted in a lot of rainwater splashing out of the fabric. "North Korean officials stated that if the United States dares to release this treasonous movie, it will be regarded as an act of war, and North Korea will Launch merciless revenge against the United States!"
Aunt Ren immediately showed an expression of "So that's it" and her tone became much calmer.
Dad recalled, "Well... "The Killing of Kim Jong Un" produced by Hollywood is an action comedy. The two leading actors have played Jay Chou's boss in "The Green Hornet" and Harry, the son of the Green Goblin in "Spider-Man". The characters in the play are talk show hosts and producers who are invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time they are hired by the CIA to undertake the secret mission of assassinating Kim Jong-un."
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
Aunt Ren's brows furrowed even deeper, but her expression seemed a bit like a smile but not a smile, but also a hint of anger.
This is my aunt's favorite carpet. Even if I use correction fluid, I have to cover all the blood stains first and then clean it thoroughly later.
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
"I didn't rape the sow!!!"
I almost spit out all the food I had eaten yesterday.
"Who else could it be? It's the United States again!" Dad pointed to the floor, which is the United States of America on the other side of the earth. "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." It seems that it will be released in October this year. Released."
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
Aunt Ren hated her ex-husband Huo Zhenbang so much that she even refused to let Xiaoqin take his surname. Her attitude towards Huo Jiangdong, the child of Huo Zhenbang and others, was probably not much better.
"Eh? It sounds like the Chinese government sent Zhao Benshan and Guo Degang to assassinate the Dalai Lama?"
I almost spit out all the food I had eaten yesterday.
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the HHH fan club always sees the beginning but not the end? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"
"What does the house smell like?" Aunt Ren put away the wet umbrella and sniffed, "It seems to smell like alcohol? Ye Lin, are you secretly drinking at home?"
"Who can I play?"
Dad recalled, "Well... "The Killing of Kim Jong Un" produced by Hollywood is an action comedy. The two leading actors have played Jay Chou's boss in "The Green Hornet" and Harry, the son of the Green Goblin in "Spider-Man". The characters in the play are talk show hosts and producers who are invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time they are hired by the CIA to undertake the secret mission of assassinating Kim Jong-un."
"Ye Lin woke up not long ago. It's understandable that he forgot this. Haven't you been living here for more than a year? You asked Xiaoqin to wash first for some other reason, right? Don't think I will do it today. I’ll take a mandarin duck bath with you!”
After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.
"Yes! Classmate Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also echoed, "What should I do if there are any shortcomings in your alcoholism?"
"Who can I play?"
"Isn't it?" Dad patted his thigh, which resulted in a lot of rainwater splashing out of the fabric. "North Korean officials stated that if the United States dares to release this treasonous movie, it will be regarded as an act of war, and North Korea will Launch merciless revenge against the United States!"
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion. You can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea, There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao’s original script, in the movie, you have to snatch the lollipops from the kindergarten children and steal the wallet of the old lady. , spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows... "
He immediately became fierce towards me.
"Can dancing on a horse be compared to raping a sow?"
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
"What does the house smell like?" Aunt Ren put away the wet umbrella and sniffed, "It seems to smell like alcohol? Ye Lin, are you secretly drinking at home?"
Aunt Ren's brows furrowed even deeper, but her expression seemed a bit like a smile but not a smile, but also a hint of anger.
After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
"Ye Lin woke up not long ago. It's understandable that he forgot this. Haven't you been living here for more than a year? You asked Xiaoqin to wash first for some other reason, right? Don't think I will do it today. I’ll take a mandarin duck bath with you!”
I have a bad ability to drink. After I regained consciousness, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to let me drink. Aunt Ren was so angry because she was worried that I would damage my body.
Dad frowned slightly, "For raping a sow or something, it will just be a cut scene for the audience to understand. There is no real human-animal scene. And Xiaolin, they say he can save people's lives." Shengzao Seven-Level Pagoda, if you take this role, you might be able to save several lives."
Since they were caught in the rain, Aunt Ren, Xiao Qin and Dad all had to take a shower. Although Dad was the worst wetted by the rain, he generously said that Xiao Qin should take a shower first, and then it would be his and Aunt Ren's turn.
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
Dad nodded with deep understanding, "Director Cao and I also think so in private. The reason why the president wants to make a movie this time is also related to North Korea being insulted."
Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:
"Nonsense! Dad, when you were writing a review of the H-movie, you made a joke about the Korean people having no food to eat. Wouldn't the president be angry with you? Maybe the president is from the privileged class of North Korea!"
"Holy crap! Can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Korean people! If during the Cultural Revolution, the United States made a movie called "The Assassination of Mao Zedong"..."
"In short, if North Korea wants to confront the United States, it must produce "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than Hollywood's "The Assassination of Kim Jong Un." Money is not an issue. What is important is that it must compare with Americans everywhere!"
"Yes! Classmate Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also echoed, "What should I do if there are any shortcomings in your alcoholism?"
"I didn't rape the sow!!!"
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
After yelling, I realized that it was a movie plot.
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
"In short, if North Korea wants to confront the United States, it must produce "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than Hollywood's "The Assassination of Kim Jong Un." Money is not an issue. What is important is that it must compare with Americans everywhere!"
Aunt Ren's brows furrowed even deeper, but her expression seemed a bit like a smile but not a smile, but also a hint of anger.
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
"Eh?" I was very surprised. "If I didn't paint my face black to play the young version of Obama, would anyone else die because of it?"
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
I almost spit out all the food I had eaten yesterday.
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the HHH fan club always sees the beginning but not the end? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"
"As long as you are careful not to hurt your hands, it is not impossible to wipe the blade with alcohol, but be sure not to wipe the plastic shell of the handle, otherwise the shell will darken."
Aunt Ren immediately showed an expression of "So that's it" and her tone became much calmer.
"Don't worry, the scene of raping the sow was finally deleted..."
"Eh? North Korea has nuclear weapons. Who dares to insult them? Isn't their slogan - bomb the capitals of hostile countries into their capital Pyongyang?"
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
Aunt Ren hated her ex-husband Huo Zhenbang so much that she even refused to let Xiaoqin take his surname. Her attitude towards Huo Jiangdong, the child of Huo Zhenbang and others, was probably not much better.
Aunt Ren hated her ex-husband Huo Zhenbang so much that she even refused to let Xiaoqin take his surname. Her attitude towards Huo Jiangdong, the child of Huo Zhenbang and others, was probably not much better.
This is my aunt's favorite carpet. Even if I use correction fluid, I have to cover all the blood stains first and then clean it thoroughly later.
Aunt Ren's brows furrowed even deeper, but her expression seemed a bit like a smile but not a smile, but also a hint of anger.
"As long as you are careful not to hurt your hands, it is not impossible to wipe the blade with alcohol, but be sure not to wipe the plastic shell of the handle, otherwise the shell will darken."
After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.
Aunt Ren refused to give up.
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
Anyway, Xiaoqin is taking a shower now, and I can't find out Huo Zhenbang's contact information, so let's discuss this movie with my dad.
Aunt Ren refused to give up.
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
He immediately became fierce towards me.
Aunt Ren immediately showed an expression of "So that's it" and her tone became much calmer.
Aunt Ren refused to give up.
After yelling, I realized that it was a movie plot.
"If it is 75% medical alcohol, it should be fine whether it is wiping the blade or the handle. However, I once used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my climber's black plastic patch, and the corners turned white. phenomenon, I quickly applied oil to restore it to its original state.”
Dad frowned slightly, "For raping a sow or something, it will just be a cut scene for the audience to understand. There is no real human-animal scene. And Xiaolin, they say he can save people's lives." Shengzao Seven-Level Pagoda, if you take this role, you might be able to save several lives."
After Huo Jiangdong left, I first cleaned up the scattered blood stains on the carpet and wiped it vigorously with alcohol, almost to the point of wiping the hair off the carpet.
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
"Nonsense! Dad, when you were writing a review of the H-movie, you made a joke about the Korean people having no food to eat. Wouldn't the president be angry with you? Maybe the president is from the privileged class of North Korea!"
"Eh? It sounds like the Chinese government sent Zhao Benshan and Guo Degang to assassinate the Dalai Lama?"
"Holy crap! Can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Korean people! If during the Cultural Revolution, the United States made a movie called "The Assassination of Mao Zedong"..."
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion. You can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea, There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao’s original script, in the movie, you have to snatch the lollipops from the kindergarten children and steal the wallet of the old lady. , spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows... "
Aunt Ren's brows furrowed even deeper, but her expression seemed a bit like a smile but not a smile, but also a hint of anger.
"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the HHH fan club always sees the beginning but not the end? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"
"Yes! Classmate Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also echoed, "What should I do if there are any shortcomings in your alcoholism?"
"You bastard! What's the difference between that and no cuts? Why does Director Cao have to have trouble with the sow! He, a salty porn director, even in a movie with such strong political overtones, he still inserts pornographic scenes in disguise !"
I have a bad ability to drink. After I regained consciousness, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to let me drink. Aunt Ren was so angry because she was worried that I would damage my body.
"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the HHH fan club always sees the beginning but not the end? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"
Just as Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin came in, my dad also came back from outside. When he saw the three of us in the house, he quickly winked at me, meaning that I must not tell that he was on the line to attend the HHH club. Next activity.
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
"Yes! Classmate Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also echoed, "What should I do if there are any shortcomings in your alcoholism?"
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
Since they were caught in the rain, Aunt Ren, Xiao Qin and Dad all had to take a shower. Although Dad was the worst wetted by the rain, he generously said that Xiao Qin should take a shower first, and then it would be his and Aunt Ren's turn.
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion. You can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea, There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao’s original script, in the movie, you have to snatch the lollipops from the kindergarten children and steal the wallet of the old lady. , spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows... "
"You bastard! What's the difference between that and no cuts? Why does Director Cao have to have trouble with the sow! He, a salty porn director, even in a movie with such strong political overtones, he still inserts pornographic scenes in disguise !"
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
Dad recalled, "Well... "The Killing of Kim Jong Un" produced by Hollywood is an action comedy. The two leading actors have played Jay Chou's boss in "The Green Hornet" and Harry, the son of the Green Goblin in "Spider-Man". The characters in the play are talk show hosts and producers who are invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time they are hired by the CIA to undertake the secret mission of assassinating Kim Jong-un."
He immediately became fierce towards me.
Aunt Ren frowned and said, "You can almost squeeze out water from your shoulders. Why don't you wash them first?"
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
Anyway, Xiaoqin is taking a shower now, and I can't find out Huo Zhenbang's contact information, so let's discuss this movie with my dad.
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
"Isn't it?" Dad patted his thigh, which resulted in a lot of rainwater splashing out of the fabric. "North Korean officials stated that if the United States dares to release this treasonous movie, it will be regarded as an act of war, and North Korea will Launch merciless revenge against the United States!"
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
Aunt Ren's brows furrowed even deeper, but her expression seemed a bit like a smile but not a smile, but also a hint of anger.
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
"If it is 75% medical alcohol, it should be fine whether it is wiping the blade or the handle. However, I once used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my climber's black plastic patch, and the corners turned white. phenomenon, I quickly applied oil to restore it to its original state.”
"If you want Xiaoqin to wash first, the bathroom is big enough and we, mother and daughter, can wash together! Why do we have to wait behind?"
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
After yelling, I realized that it was a movie plot.
"Ah..." Dad was speechless after being asked, and could only scratch his head and said: "I forgot, I thought it was the place where Xiaolin and I lived before! The bathroom there was relatively small..."
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion. You can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea, There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao’s original script, in the movie, you have to snatch the lollipops from the kindergarten children and steal the wallet of the old lady. , spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows... "
Dad smacked his lips, glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and then said: "The president of the HHH Hobby Club, according to my speculation, may have a deep connection with North Korea."
Aunt Ren refused to give up.
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
Aunt Ren refused to give up.
Dad nodded with deep understanding, "Director Cao and I also think so in private. The reason why the president wants to make a movie this time is also related to North Korea being insulted."
"Who can I play?"
"Ye Lin woke up not long ago. It's understandable that he forgot this. Haven't you been living here for more than a year? You asked Xiaoqin to wash first for some other reason, right? Don't think I will do it today. I’ll take a mandarin duck bath with you!”
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:
"'Killing Obama'... such a cool movie title! Although Amy's pet dog is also called this name, we felt a little bit less fashionable after hearing it, but it's still cool! Well, what's the plot?"
I have a bad ability to drink. After I regained consciousness, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to let me drink. Aunt Ren was so angry because she was worried that I would damage my body.
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
"Who can I play?"
"As long as you are careful not to hurt your hands, it is not impossible to wipe the blade with alcohol, but be sure not to wipe the plastic shell of the handle, otherwise the shell will darken."
Dad nodded with deep understanding, "Director Cao and I also think so in private. The reason why the president wants to make a movie this time is also related to North Korea being insulted."
"If you want Xiaoqin to wash first, the bathroom is big enough and we, mother and daughter, can wash together! Why do we have to wait behind?"
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
Dad frowned slightly, "For raping a sow or something, it will just be a cut scene for the audience to understand. There is no real human-animal scene. And Xiaolin, they say he can save people's lives." Shengzao Seven-Level Pagoda, if you take this role, you might be able to save several lives."
Since they were caught in the rain, Aunt Ren, Xiao Qin and Dad all had to take a shower. Although Dad was the worst wetted by the rain, he generously said that Xiao Qin should take a shower first, and then it would be his and Aunt Ren's turn.
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
"I didn't rape the sow!!!"
"Who can I play?"
"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the HHH fan club always sees the beginning but not the end? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
"Nonsense! Dad, when you were writing a review of the H-movie, you made a joke about the Korean people having no food to eat. Wouldn't the president be angry with you? Maybe the president is from the privileged class of North Korea!"
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion. You can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea, There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao’s original script, in the movie, you have to snatch the lollipops from the kindergarten children and steal the wallet of the old lady. , spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows... "
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
"I didn't rape the sow!!!"
Dad smacked his lips, glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and then said: "The president of the HHH Hobby Club, according to my speculation, may have a deep connection with North Korea."
Since they were caught in the rain, Aunt Ren, Xiao Qin and Dad all had to take a shower. Although Dad was the worst wetted by the rain, he generously said that Xiao Qin should take a shower first, and then it would be his and Aunt Ren's turn.
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
"Well, Obama probably hasn't raped a sow either!"
"Nonsense! Dad, when you were writing a review of the H-movie, you made a joke about the Korean people having no food to eat. Wouldn't the president be angry with you? Maybe the president is from the privileged class of North Korea!"
He immediately became fierce towards me.
Aunt Ren hated her ex-husband Huo Zhenbang so much that she even refused to let Xiaoqin take his surname. Her attitude towards Huo Jiangdong, the child of Huo Zhenbang and others, was probably not much better.
It was easy for me to grab Amy’s pet dog Obama by the neck. I just had to be careful about him biting me.
"Eh?" I was very surprised. "If I didn't paint my face black to play the young version of Obama, would anyone else die because of it?"
"What international joke are you kidding! Obama is black! And he is so much older than me. How can I play Obama! Besides, I don't look like Obama at all!"
Dad nodded with deep understanding, "Director Cao and I also think so in private. The reason why the president wants to make a movie this time is also related to North Korea being insulted."
"Holy crap! Can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Korean people! If during the Cultural Revolution, the United States made a movie called "The Assassination of Mao Zedong"..."
Aunt Ren immediately showed an expression of "So that's it" and her tone became much calmer.
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
"Eh? North Korea has nuclear weapons. Who dares to insult them? Isn't their slogan - bomb the capitals of hostile countries into their capital Pyongyang?"
I breathed a sigh of relief, "That's pretty much it."
After Huo Jiangdong left, I first cleaned up the scattered blood stains on the carpet and wiped it vigorously with alcohol, almost to the point of wiping the hair off the carpet.
"What international joke are you kidding! Obama is black! And he is so much older than me. How can I play Obama! Besides, I don't look like Obama at all!"
I breathed a sigh of relief, "That's pretty much it."
"Who else could it be? It's the United States again!" Dad pointed to the floor, which is the United States of America on the other side of the earth. "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." It seems that it will be released in October this year. Released."
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:
"Holy crap! Can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Korean people! If during the Cultural Revolution, the United States made a movie called "The Assassination of Mao Zedong"..."
"Isn't it?" Dad patted his thigh, which resulted in a lot of rainwater splashing out of the fabric. "North Korean officials stated that if the United States dares to release this treasonous movie, it will be regarded as an act of war, and North Korea will Launch merciless revenge against the United States!"
"Eh?" I was very surprised. "If I didn't paint my face black to play the young version of Obama, would anyone else die because of it?"
"Isn't it?" Dad patted his thigh, which resulted in a lot of rainwater splashing out of the fabric. "North Korean officials stated that if the United States dares to release this treasonous movie, it will be regarded as an act of war, and North Korea will Launch merciless revenge against the United States!"
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
Since they were caught in the rain, Aunt Ren, Xiao Qin and Dad all had to take a shower. Although Dad was the worst wetted by the rain, he generously said that Xiao Qin should take a shower first, and then it would be his and Aunt Ren's turn.
"Eh? North Korea has nuclear weapons. Who dares to insult them? Isn't their slogan - bomb the capitals of hostile countries into their capital Pyongyang?"
"How to retaliate? Although nuclear weapons are awesome, their Taepodong missiles can't hit the United States at all, right? It's difficult to hit Japan, but South Korea is the only way to guarantee it."
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
After Huo Jiangdong left, I first cleaned up the scattered blood stains on the carpet and wiped it vigorously with alcohol, almost to the point of wiping the hair off the carpet.
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
After working all afternoon to remove all traces of Huo Jiangdong's visit, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren also came back from a visit.
Dad recalled, "Well... "The Killing of Kim Jong Un" produced by Hollywood is an action comedy. The two leading actors have played Jay Chou's boss in "The Green Hornet" and Harry, the son of the Green Goblin in "Spider-Man". The characters in the play are talk show hosts and producers who are invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time they are hired by the CIA to undertake the secret mission of assassinating Kim Jong-un."
"Who else could it be? It's the United States again!" Dad pointed to the floor, which is the United States of America on the other side of the earth. "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." It seems that it will be released in October this year. Released."
Aunt Ren immediately showed an expression of "So that's it" and her tone became much calmer.
"What international joke are you kidding! Obama is black! And he is so much older than me. How can I play Obama! Besides, I don't look like Obama at all!"
"How to retaliate? Although nuclear weapons are awesome, their Taepodong missiles can't hit the United States at all, right? It's difficult to hit Japan, but South Korea is the only way to guarantee it."
"If it is 75% medical alcohol, it should be fine whether it is wiping the blade or the handle. However, I once used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my climber's black plastic patch, and the corners turned white. phenomenon, I quickly applied oil to restore it to its original state.”
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
He immediately became fierce towards me.
"Eh? North Korea has nuclear weapons. Who dares to insult them? Isn't their slogan - bomb the capitals of hostile countries into their capital Pyongyang?"
Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
"Then what role can I play in it? The North Korean special agent who assassinated Obama?"
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
"'Killing Obama'... such a cool movie title! Although Amy's pet dog is also called this name, we felt a little bit less fashionable after hearing it, but it's still cool! Well, what's the plot?"
After Huo Jiangdong left, I first cleaned up the scattered blood stains on the carpet and wiped it vigorously with alcohol, almost to the point of wiping the hair off the carpet.
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
Just as Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin came in, my dad also came back from outside. When he saw the three of us in the house, he quickly winked at me, meaning that I must not tell that he was on the line to attend the HHH club. Next activity.
Aunt Ren held her chin with her left hand and her left elbow with her right hand. After thinking for a moment, she replied:
Anyway, Xiaoqin is taking a shower now, and I can't find out Huo Zhenbang's contact information, so let's discuss this movie with my dad.
"Then what role can I play in it? The North Korean special agent who assassinated Obama?"
He immediately became fierce towards me.
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
After yelling, I realized that it was a movie plot.
Dad recalled, "Well... "The Killing of Kim Jong Un" produced by Hollywood is an action comedy. The two leading actors have played Jay Chou's boss in "The Green Hornet" and Harry, the son of the Green Goblin in "Spider-Man". The characters in the play are talk show hosts and producers who are invited to North Korea to interview Kim Jong-un, but at the same time they are hired by the CIA to undertake the secret mission of assassinating Kim Jong-un."
"If you want Xiaoqin to wash first, the bathroom is big enough and we, mother and daughter, can wash together! Why do we have to wait behind?"
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
It was easy for me to grab Amy’s pet dog Obama by the neck. I just had to be careful about him biting me.
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
"Well, Obama probably hasn't raped a sow either!"
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
I have a bad ability to drink. After I regained consciousness, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to let me drink. Aunt Ren was so angry because she was worried that I would damage my body.
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
"Eh? It sounds like the Chinese government sent Zhao Benshan and Guo Degang to assassinate the Dalai Lama?"
"If you want Xiaoqin to wash first, the bathroom is big enough and we, mother and daughter, can wash together! Why do we have to wait behind?"
"Ye Lin woke up not long ago. It's understandable that he forgot this. Haven't you been living here for more than a year? You asked Xiaoqin to wash first for some other reason, right? Don't think I will do it today. I’ll take a mandarin duck bath with you!”
"'Killing Obama'... such a cool movie title! Although Amy's pet dog is also called this name, we felt a little bit less fashionable after hearing it, but it's still cool! Well, what's the plot?"
"In short, if North Korea wants to confront the United States, it must produce "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than Hollywood's "The Assassination of Kim Jong Un." Money is not an issue. What is important is that it must compare with Americans everywhere!"
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion. You can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea, There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao’s original script, in the movie, you have to snatch the lollipops from the kindergarten children and steal the wallet of the old lady. , spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows... "
"Yes! Classmate Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also echoed, "What should I do if there are any shortcomings in your alcoholism?"
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
"Then what role can I play in it? The North Korean special agent who assassinated Obama?"
Dad frowned slightly, "For raping a sow or something, it will just be a cut scene for the audience to understand. There is no real human-animal scene. And Xiaolin, they say he can save people's lives." Shengzao Seven-Level Pagoda, if you take this role, you might be able to save several lives."
Dad smacked his lips, glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and then said: "The president of the HHH Hobby Club, according to my speculation, may have a deep connection with North Korea."
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
It was easy for me to grab Amy’s pet dog Obama by the neck. I just had to be careful about him biting me.
"You bastard! What's the difference between that and no cuts? Why does Director Cao have to have trouble with the sow! He, a salty porn director, even in a movie with such strong political overtones, he still inserts pornographic scenes in disguise !"
Aunt Ren hated her ex-husband Huo Zhenbang so much that she even refused to let Xiaoqin take his surname. Her attitude towards Huo Jiangdong, the child of Huo Zhenbang and others, was probably not much better.
It was easy for me to grab Amy’s pet dog Obama by the neck. I just had to be careful about him biting me.
I have a bad ability to drink. After I regained consciousness, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to let me drink. Aunt Ren was so angry because she was worried that I would damage my body.
This is my aunt's favorite carpet. Even if I use correction fluid, I have to cover all the blood stains first and then clean it thoroughly later.
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
Dad smacked his lips, glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and then said: "The president of the HHH Hobby Club, according to my speculation, may have a deep connection with North Korea."
"Then what role can I play in it? The North Korean special agent who assassinated Obama?"
"Who else could it be? It's the United States again!" Dad pointed to the floor, which is the United States of America on the other side of the earth. "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." It seems that it will be released in October this year. Released."
"Who can I play?"
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
Aunt Ren frowned and said, "You can almost squeeze out water from your shoulders. Why don't you wash them first?"
"Well, Obama probably hasn't raped a sow either!"
"Who can I play?"
Since they were caught in the rain, Aunt Ren, Xiao Qin and Dad all had to take a shower. Although Dad was the worst wetted by the rain, he generously said that Xiao Qin should take a shower first, and then it would be his and Aunt Ren's turn.
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the HHH fan club always sees the beginning but not the end? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"
"If it is 75% medical alcohol, it should be fine whether it is wiping the blade or the handle. However, I once used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my climber's black plastic patch, and the corners turned white. phenomenon, I quickly applied oil to restore it to its original state.”
I almost spit out all the food I had eaten yesterday.
After yelling, I realized that it was a movie plot.
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
"What international joke are you kidding! Obama is black! And he is so much older than me. How can I play Obama! Besides, I don't look like Obama at all!"
Just as Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin came in, my dad also came back from outside. When he saw the three of us in the house, he quickly winked at me, meaning that I must not tell that he was on the line to attend the HHH club. Next activity.
"Can dancing on a horse be compared to raping a sow?"
"Don't be excited, don't be excited. Kim Jong-un in "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un" doesn't look much like himself." My father stretched out his hand to persuade me, "We are just a suggestion. You can refuse if you don't want to! In fact, because there are no black people in North Korea, There are no white people, so Obama has to be played by a yellow person anyway. The Obama you play is Obama in his youth. According to Director Cao’s original script, in the movie, you have to snatch the lollipops from the kindergarten children and steal the wallet of the old lady. , spitting everywhere, disobeying traffic rules when crossing the road, and raped twenty sows... "
"Eh?" I was very surprised. "If I didn't paint my face black to play the young version of Obama, would anyone else die because of it?"
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
Unexpectedly, my father went on to say: "From raping twenty sows, we reduced it to raping just one..."
"I didn't rape the sow!!!"
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
"Eh? Isn't it true that the president of the HHH fan club always sees the beginning but not the end? And he is so rich. If he was interested in making movies, he should have invested in Director Cao long ago, right? Why wait until now?"
After yelling, I realized that it was a movie plot.
"If it is 75% medical alcohol, it should be fine whether it is wiping the blade or the handle. However, I once used 95% industrial alcohol to wipe my climber's black plastic patch, and the corners turned white. phenomenon, I quickly applied oil to restore it to its original state.”
"I didn't rape the sow!!!"
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
"In short, if North Korea wants to confront the United States, it must produce "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than Hollywood's "The Assassination of Kim Jong Un." Money is not an issue. What is important is that it must compare with Americans everywhere!"
"Well, Obama probably hasn't raped a sow either!"
Eh? This is a good idea! It is always more interesting than throwing nuclear bombs at each other, and although China's special effects team cannot compare with the United States and Japan, it is more than enough compared with North Korea. The idea of the president of the HHH fan club is very practical.
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
Just as Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin came in, my dad also came back from outside. When he saw the three of us in the house, he quickly winked at me, meaning that I must not tell that he was on the line to attend the HHH club. Next activity.
"Holy crap! Can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Korean people! If during the Cultural Revolution, the United States made a movie called "The Assassination of Mao Zedong"..."
"This is to fight back against the United States! There was once a music video made by an American band, and it was a spoof of Kim Jong-un's childhood listening to rock music and dancing on horseback!"
Anyway, Xiaoqin is taking a shower now, and I can't find out Huo Zhenbang's contact information, so let's discuss this movie with my dad.
"Who else could it be? It's the United States again!" Dad pointed to the floor, which is the United States of America on the other side of the earth. "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." It seems that it will be released in October this year. Released."
"Can dancing on a horse be compared to raping a sow?"
"Ah..." Dad was speechless after being asked, and could only scratch his head and said: "I forgot, I thought it was the place where Xiaolin and I lived before! The bathroom there was relatively small..."
I almost spit out all the food I had eaten yesterday.
"How to retaliate? Although nuclear weapons are awesome, their Taepodong missiles can't hit the United States at all, right? It's difficult to hit Japan, but South Korea is the only way to guarantee it."
Dad shook his head, "I guess not. The North Korean agent or something is the leading actor, and it will be played by North Korean national actors, but they cannot go abroad. The crew of "Assassination of Obama" will be divided into two parts, and North Korea will film one part. Director Cao is responsible for part of the Chinese side of the filming, as well as the post-production special effects."
"Don't worry, the scene of raping the sow was finally deleted..."
Chinese tradition always believes that stepmothers will have a bad relationship with their stepchildren, but this situation is obviously not suitable for the family composed of Aunt Ren and Dad. At least I can discuss common topics such as the Swiss Army Knife with Aunt Ren. This is what my dad and I We can't even talk to each other.
"Who else could it be? It's the United States again!" Dad pointed to the floor, which is the United States of America on the other side of the earth. "Recently, Hollywood is filming a movie called "The Assassination of Kim Jong-un." It seems that it will be released in October this year. Released."
Aunt Ren hated her ex-husband Huo Zhenbang so much that she even refused to let Xiaoqin take his surname. Her attitude towards Huo Jiangdong, the child of Huo Zhenbang and others, was probably not much better.
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
"Yes! Classmate Ye Lin, you can't drink!" Xiao Qin also echoed, "What should I do if there are any shortcomings in your alcoholism?"
Dad was exposed, so he had to bow his head and apologize to Aunt Ren, and secretly made a face in my direction, which meant that the plan failed.
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
Finally, Aunt Ren and Xiaoqin entered the bathroom first. While they were bathing in the steaming heat, Dad and I chatted for a while. I asked Dad if he was ready to teach at Qingzi High School, but Dad Tell me that the president of the HHH fan club suddenly wants to invest in a movie and let Director Cao take the lead. Is there any interest in me playing a role in it
I breathed a sigh of relief, "That's pretty much it."
"Ye Lin woke up not long ago. It's understandable that he forgot this. Haven't you been living here for more than a year? You asked Xiaoqin to wash first for some other reason, right? Don't think I will do it today. I’ll take a mandarin duck bath with you!”
"You bastard! What's the difference between that and no cuts? Why does Director Cao have to have trouble with the sow! He, a salty porn director, even in a movie with such strong political overtones, he still inserts pornographic scenes in disguise !"
This is my aunt's favorite carpet. Even if I use correction fluid, I have to cover all the blood stains first and then clean it thoroughly later.
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
I almost spit out all the food I had eaten yesterday.
"In short, if North Korea wants to confront the United States, it must produce "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than Hollywood's "The Assassination of Kim Jong Un." Money is not an issue. What is important is that it must compare with Americans everywhere!"
"If you want Xiaoqin to wash first, the bathroom is big enough and we, mother and daughter, can wash together! Why do we have to wait behind?"
Unexpectedly, my father went on to say: "From raping twenty sows, we reduced it to raping just one..."
"Holy crap! Can the North Koreans be happy? The three generations of the Kim family are gods in the eyes of the North Korean people! If during the Cultural Revolution, the United States made a movie called "The Assassination of Mao Zedong"..."
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
"You bastard! What's the difference between that and no cuts? Why does Director Cao have to have trouble with the sow! He, a salty porn director, even in a movie with such strong political overtones, he still inserts pornographic scenes in disguise !"
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
"No, no," I waved my hand, "I didn't drink. If you don't believe me, go check the refrigerator to see if there is any less beer! I wiped it with alcohol... to wipe my Swiss Army Knife! If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen it. Equipment! If you don’t take good care of your outdoor survival tools, what should you do if you encounter danger?”
"Eh?" I was very surprised. "If I didn't paint my face black to play the young version of Obama, would anyone else die because of it?"
Dad chuckled and said: "Girls love to be clean. Let Xiaoqin wash it first. We are not in a hurry."
Dad frowned slightly, "For raping a sow or something, it will just be a cut scene for the audience to understand. There is no real human-animal scene. And Xiaolin, they say he can save people's lives." Shengzao Seven-Level Pagoda, if you take this role, you might be able to save several lives."
Dad nodded with deep understanding, "Director Cao and I also think so in private. The reason why the president wants to make a movie this time is also related to North Korea being insulted."
Dad said a little embarrassedly: "After the president saw the photo of you that I faxed, he asked if you would like to play Obama..."
"Nonsense! Dad, when you were writing a review of the H-movie, you made a joke about the Korean people having no food to eat. Wouldn't the president be angry with you? Maybe the president is from the privileged class of North Korea!"
"Eh?" I was very surprised. "If I didn't paint my face black to play the young version of Obama, would anyone else die because of it?"
I have a bad ability to drink. After I regained consciousness, Dr. Yu specifically told me not to let me drink. Aunt Ren was so angry because she was worried that I would damage my body.
Dad became serious, "The president of the HHH Club should be a North Korean official. In order to retaliate against the United States, he decided to fund Director Cao, and then borrowed China's natural resources and special effects technology to make a similar movie called "Assassination of Obama." !”
"Really?" If Aunt Ren didn't remind me, I might actually use alcohol to wipe the plastic case of the Centurion Swiss Army Knife.