I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 1024: Traditional people

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"You can't tell," my father said, looking at the sky. "The North Korean government likes to detain European and American journalists. Sometimes it even takes the initiative to kidnap others to do things for them. If you don't play the role of young Obama in "Killing Obama," maybe North Korea will They will kidnap a young black man and force him to act. If he doesn't agree, he will be sent to the coal mine to dig coal..."

"You are the mysterious creature! You are less than 1.6 meters tall, but you can defeat many boys who are 1.8 meters tall. Moreover, if your androphobia reaches the extreme, you will turn black, and you will become a boy after drinking alcohol... "

"What kind of fate? Are we still in love with each other? Just tell me your bad idea. How should I tell Director Cao and the president?"

"Why is it a little cold?" I wondered, "It's summer now! Even if it rained today, it won't be cold indoors, right? How low do you turn on the air conditioner?"

Xiaoqin bit the corner of the pillow cover, pretending to be a good girl being bullied by a cruel and evil young man. Her acting skills were so good that I felt that she was more suitable to be an actress than me.

Holy shit! Don't go too far! Black people are inherently black, and if they are allowed to mine coal again, wouldn't even Bao Gong, Li Kui, and Zhang Fei be ashamed of themselves

Seeing that Xiaoqin was about to press her young girl's delicate buttocks onto my legs, I made a quick decision. In order to avoid making a mistake, my hands suddenly grabbed Xiaoqin's waist from behind.

"Uuuuuuu(┬＿┬)... Classmate Ye Lin is so rude. He treats others like this... "

I pushed hard and pushed her down on the bed.

"Xiao Lin, don't be surprised. Mining coal is still good! If you are particularly uncooperative, you may be shot directly!"

Hey hey hey, the chair can only accommodate one person's butt. You can't sit side by side with me this time, right

"Traditionally, your third uncle!" I said angrily, "If this little bully like you were a man, I would definitely stab you to death!"

"Classmate Ye Lin?" Xiaoqin said to me through the door, "The door is unlocked. If you don't come in, I will feel a little cold."

I rubbed my chin and thought that the only black man I knew was Pentheus. No matter what Obama was like when he was the Black Death, now he can simply serve as God's spokesperson in the world. If a man of the same race as Pentheus Many young people were arrested by North Korea and forced to dig coal or shot. As a relevant person, I still feel uneasy about my conscience.

"Xiao Lin, don't be surprised. Mining coal is still good! If you are particularly uncooperative, you may be shot directly!"

I pushed hard and pushed her down on the bed.

"Don't you think it's ironic to describe the United States as a country where a dog is the president? And since he is a mutated 'Dougman', he naturally has many super powers. It is obviously more difficult for North Korean agents to assassinate him. There will be more in the film What a dramatic and action-packed scene!”

Because we were going to talk about something serious today, I didn't want to sit side by side with Xiaoqin. In the end, I sat on the chair and let Xiaoqin sit on the bedside.

"Classmate Ye Lin is so rigid..." Xiao Qin muttered, and then said in less than a second: "I'm dressed, classmate Ye Lin, please come in."

After Xiaoqin came in, she closed the door behind her, then leaned against the door, looked at me and said with a smile: "What did classmate Ye Lin want to do when you came to me? I just took a shower, and my body is fragrant and suitable for food." oh!"

So I asked my father to tell Director Cao that he would delay the matter to see if there could be a compromise solution.

I waved my hand, "No, I'm not talking about the human Obama. If the President of the United States really arrives in North Korea, he will probably be mining for the rest of his life. I'm talking about Amy's pet Obama..."

"Um... I didn't turn on the air conditioner, but after taking a shower, it's still a bit cold if I don't put on my clothes and stand here for a long time... "

Xiaoqin let out a sweet cry, and fell onto the soft mattress. Then she was bounced back and forth several times. I don't know if she did it deliberately to be cute.

"Classmate Ye Lin is so rigid..." Xiao Qin muttered, and then said in less than a second: "I'm dressed, classmate Ye Lin, please come in."

Dad listened dumbfounded as I continued.

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"I will convey this to Director Cao, but I'm afraid there won't be much flexibility from the president of the HHH Hobby Club, right?" Dad scratched his head and asked, "Xiaolin, what kind of compromise do you think you can come up with?"

"Don't do such boring things again! If you don't|get dressed, I won't go in!"

"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin quickly agreed, "Ye Lin hopes that if he is at home, I will package him up beautifully and deliver it to his door..."

"Well... how about just letting Obama play Obama?"

I pushed hard and pushed her down on the bed.

"Don't do such boring things again! If you don't|get dressed, I won't go in!"

I don’t dare to do anything to you even if you come to my door! Aunt Ren and my dad are both at home, and Huo Zhenbang and Huo Jiangdong have threatened that I will be killed if I play with Xiaoqin casually - if I am seduced by you, I will definitely be involved in the rest of my life. The rhythm!

Fifteen minutes later, Xiaoqin came to my room gracefully wearing a sweet little shirt and skirt, as elegant as a date outfit.

"Huh?" Dad wondered, "Xiaolin, what do you mean? Do you think President Obama of the United States can go all the way to an enemy country to help him make a movie? Or a movie about assassinating himself?"

"This Obama is a dog! You said you don't look like Obama so you can't play Obama, but does a husky look like Obama?"

Xiaoqin murmured, "I, after I cleaned up, I specially left the door open for classmate Ye Lin. After classmate Ye Lin opens the door, I can pretend that I didn't have time to get dressed and was seen by classmate Ye Lin..."

Xiaoqin made a fearful move to avoid me, but then she said meekly as if she was resigned to her fate: "I like classmate Ye Lin the most, so even if classmate Ye Lin wants to stab me to death, I won't resist..." "

Xiaoqin's eyes widened immediately. She hesitated for a while, and her expression changed from surprise to surprise. She put the tips of her index fingers together and said with a flushed face:

"Classmate Ye Lin is so rigid..." Xiao Qin muttered, and then said in less than a second: "I'm dressed, classmate Ye Lin, please come in."

"After Obama mutated into a human, because the average IQ of the American people was not as good as a dog, he successfully became a lawyer, and finally successfully ran for president! The reason why he suddenly emerged and got so many votes is because he is a dog Dogs have changed, and the American people believe that dogs are man’s best friends, so they have a natural affinity for them!”

I sat at the head of the bed and asked Xiaoqin to sit down on the chair opposite me, but Xiaoqin tried to sit next to me again and again, clinging to me as if she was boneless, letting the fragrance of the shower gel on her hair and body spread. Into my nostrils.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin's lustful nostrils have become bigger again!"

This time it was Dad's turn to vomit blood.

"Classmate Ye Lin is so rigid..." Xiao Qin muttered, and then said in less than a second: "I'm dressed, classmate Ye Lin, please come in."

I guessed that Xiaoqin had changed her clothes in her room, so I knocked gently on her door.

"Stop pretending!" I yelled, "It doesn't hurt if you fall on the bed! You once kicked me into the river and let me fall on the rocks at the bottom of the river. That's what it hurt!"

"Um... I didn't turn on the air conditioner, but after taking a shower, it's still a bit cold if I don't put on my clothes and stand here for a long time... "

Because we were going to talk about something serious today, I didn't want to sit side by side with Xiaoqin. In the end, I sat on the chair and let Xiaoqin sit on the bedside.

"This Obama is a dog! You said you don't look like Obama so you can't play Obama, but does a husky look like Obama?"

"Classmate Ye Lin?" Xiaoqin said to me through the door, "The door is unlocked. If you don't come in, I will feel a little cold."

I thought for a moment and replied: "Anyway, isn't North Korea planning to make a movie called "Killing Obama" that is 100 million times cooler than "Kim Jong-un"? Since they want to disgust the other party, they might as well let a dog play Obama's youth! Just say A dog was contaminated with nuclear waste carelessly discarded by the government on the streets of corrupt Washington, and then mutated into a human!"

nonsense! Can "lustful" be used to describe nostrils? Obviously handsome nostrils!

Dad was stunned for a moment, "It seems to make some sense, and the stunt of turning a dog into a human is easier to do. China began to change in the era of "Journey to the West"..."

"But they both have the same name! Isn't it a kind of fate?"

nonsense! Can "lustful" be used to describe nostrils? Obviously handsome nostrils!

At this time, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren finished taking a bath, and it was Dad's turn to take a bath. I was able to go to Xiaoqin and ask her for Huo Zhenbang's contact information.

"What kind of fate? Are we still in love with each other? Just tell me your bad idea. How should I tell Director Cao and the president?"

"Stop talking, stop talking!" Xiaoqin was lying on the bed covering her ears with her hands, and her fair legs were shaking at high speed, as if she was planning to make noise to cover up my words.

In the end, I still miscalculated.

It’s even worse than before! Aunt Ren and her father seemed to be watching TV in the living room, but they didn't know that their son and daughter were kissing each other in the room next to them! "Man and Nature" seemed to be playing on the TV, and the narration announcer said in a mellow voice: "In spring, it is the mating season of animals..."

Feeling like I had won, I said to Xiaoqin magnanimously: "Okay, I won't mention your dark history for the time being, but you have to sit upright, I have something important to talk to you about. "

I pushed hard and pushed her down on the bed.

Dad listened dumbfounded as I continued.

I guessed that Xiaoqin had changed her clothes in her room, so I knocked gently on her door.

"What kind of fate? Are we still in love with each other? Just tell me your bad idea. How should I tell Director Cao and the president?"

"Well... how about just letting Obama play Obama?"

"Why don't you | get dressed! Aunt Ren has already dressed and gone to the balcony to dry towels! What do you want to do naked?"

"Um... I didn't turn on the air conditioner, but after taking a shower, it's still a bit cold if I don't put on my clothes and stand here for a long time... "

Dad listened dumbfounded as I continued.

Dad was stunned for a moment, "It seems to make some sense, and the stunt of turning a dog into a human is easier to do. China began to change in the era of "Journey to the West"..."

Xiaoqin let out a sweet cry, and fell onto the soft mattress. Then she was bounced back and forth several times. I don't know if she did it deliberately to be cute.

Dad was stunned for a moment, "It seems to make some sense, and the stunt of turning a dog into a human is easier to do. China began to change in the era of "Journey to the West"..."

"Well... how about just letting Obama play Obama?"

So I asked my father to tell Director Cao that he would delay the matter to see if there could be a compromise solution.

At this time, Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren finished taking a bath, and it was Dad's turn to take a bath. I was able to go to Xiaoqin and ask her for Huo Zhenbang's contact information.

Dad listened dumbfounded as I continued.

"Classmate Ye Lin?" Xiaoqin said to me through the door, "The door is unlocked. If you don't come in, I will feel a little cold."

The long eyelashes flickered up and down as the eyelids opened and closed, the pupils were clear, and there seemed to be a little cherry red moisturizing lipstick on the lips, trying to look mature.

"It's not intentional! I didn't know there were rocks at the bottom of the river! And I've notified the fishing bosses downstream that if they see a mysterious creature floating down the river, they should rescue it ashore as soon as possible!"

"What kind of fate? Are we still in love with each other? Just tell me your bad idea. How should I tell Director Cao and the president?"

In fact, with smart watches and the "Xiaoyin human flesh search engine", I think it shouldn't be difficult to find out Huo Zhenbang's phone number, but I have to talk to Xiaoqin about her brother anyway.

The long eyelashes flickered up and down as the eyelids opened and closed, the pupils were clear, and there seemed to be a little cherry red moisturizing lipstick on the lips, trying to look mature.

I guessed that Xiaoqin had changed her clothes in her room, so I knocked gently on her door.

"Stop pretending!" I yelled, "It doesn't hurt if you fall on the bed! You once kicked me into the river and let me fall on the rocks at the bottom of the river. That's what it hurt!"

"You're lying to a fool! You get dressed in just one second. Do you think it's one-click dress-up in an online game? I won't go into your room! Get dressed and come to my room to find me!"

The long eyelashes flickered up and down as the eyelids opened and closed, the pupils were clear, and there seemed to be a little cherry red moisturizing lipstick on the lips, trying to look mature.

"Classmate Ye Lin is so rigid..." Xiao Qin muttered, and then said in less than a second: "I'm dressed, classmate Ye Lin, please come in."

Xiaoqin's eyes widened immediately. She hesitated for a while, and her expression changed from surprise to surprise. She put the tips of her index fingers together and said with a flushed face:

"Classmate Ye Lin?" Xiaoqin said to me through the door, "The door is unlocked. If you don't come in, I will feel a little cold."

"Why is it a little cold?" I wondered, "It's summer now! Even if it rained today, it won't be cold indoors, right? How low do you turn on the air conditioner?"

"Could it be that... classmate Ye Lin finally plans to propose to my biological father and ask him to agree to marry me to you? I didn't expect classmate Ye Lin to be such a traditional person!"

In the end, I still miscalculated.

Because we were going to talk about something serious today, I didn't want to sit side by side with Xiaoqin. In the end, I sat on the chair and let Xiaoqin sit on the bedside.

"Um... I didn't turn on the air conditioner, but after taking a shower, it's still a bit cold if I don't put on my clothes and stand here for a long time... "

Xiaoqin's eyes widened immediately. She hesitated for a while, and her expression changed from surprise to surprise. She put the tips of her index fingers together and said with a flushed face:

Because we were going to talk about something serious today, I didn't want to sit side by side with Xiaoqin. In the end, I sat on the chair and let Xiaoqin sit on the bedside.

Dad was stunned for a moment, "It seems to make some sense, and the stunt of turning a dog into a human is easier to do. China began to change in the era of "Journey to the West"..."

Eat your sister! Although I am a Spartan, I have not yet reached the level of a barbarian who drinks blood from his hair! In any case, it would not eat people under normal circumstances!