When the subway stabilized and stopped at the next station, I immediately let go of Zhuang Ni. Gong Caicai had been careful not to rely on me to maintain her balance before. She found a steel pipe handrail and politely thanked me:
Halfway through, Gong Caicai didn't dare to continue. The reason why she was in a bad mood was partly because she misunderstood me, and partly because she ate her favorite bunny without knowing it.
However, Zhuang Ni, who has not experienced reincarnation in dreams, still has an overwhelming advantage over me in terms of knowledge. She said coldly:
Someone happened to get off at this stop, so people on both sides of the empty seats made "sit here" gestures. Gong Caicai and I arranged Zhuang Ni in the empty seat.
I remembered what my father told me at the dinner table. In ancient times, European women used to wear corsets made of whale bones. In order to highlight the breasts, the waist was very thin. It was more harmful than foot binding in China. , because it will deform the internal organs. At that time, aristocratic ladies carried bottles of smelling salts with them in case any of their companions fainted due to difficulty breathing due to the corset they wore.
When Xiaoqin was the eldest sister of Qianhe Girls' School, she mistakenly mistook Niu Shili, who was holding an umbrella while walking in the park, for me, and punched him indiscriminately and sent him to the hospital. For Niu Shili, Xiaoqin, and even me, the Cultural Park is a place of special significance.
"Caicai...were you the one who helped me over?" Zhuang Ni asked, staring at Gong Caicai.
When she left my body, Gong Caicai's breasts rubbed against me unconsciously, which made my mind wander. I am still immersed in that wonderful feeling - it's really a bit embarrassing.
Zhuang Ni snorted and dusted off the dust on her clothes with her white gloves, as if to erase the traces of me helping her just now.
Zhuang Ni pushed me with all her strength. Instead of thanking me for preventing her from falling, she was very angry.
Seeing that Zhuang Ni was shaking and unable to stand, I hurriedly took one of her hands and said to the passengers on the seat: "This girl is not in good health. Can any of you give her a seat?"
The reason why Gong Caicai is not completely sure is because I have exposed myself in front of her recently. I am afraid that this is a terrible memory that I will never forget for Gong Caicai, who is as pure as a blank sheet of paper, right
However, after the subway braked suddenly, it suddenly started again, causing the passengers on the train to stagger and complain, and some people cursed.
Gong Caicai was also frightened. Only Zhuang Ni covered her mouth and laughed, and said sarcastically to me: "Lame Wolf? Your new nickname is so appropriate! They finally found out that you sometimes walk like a lame?"
Gong Caicai showed a surprised expression next to me. Her expression was easy to read. She must be admiring my profound knowledge and actually knowing the name of the inventor of nylon.
Zhuang Ni's body trembled slightly, her hair trembled, and she finally stayed in my arms for a while, allowing us to get through the dangerous period when the subway accelerated again.
"Classmate Ye Lin often does good deeds without telling others. I don't think that classmate Ye Lin is a naked demon... right?"
As for the fairyland surrounded by flowers, after Zhuang Ni’s natural science popularization, the flowers surrounded it instead of the genitals, which really ruined the atmosphere.
"The driver must have taken the wrong medicine!"
Gong Caicai's face, which had been bright just now, immediately started to cry.
If I let go now, Zhuang Ni would fall backwards and hit the ground on the back of her head. It was no joke, so I became cruel and ignored Zhuang Ni's resistance. Instead, I used my biceps to roughly hit Zhuang Ni. Ni was tightly held in his arms to at least let her get through this special period.
"Classmate Zhuang Ni, why do you say that! In addition to being reincarnated as a scallop, my dream is to live in a fairyland surrounded by flowers! Now both dreams are shattered!"
So I ignored Zhuang Ni's weak constitution. She may not be frail, but she is still often in a sub-healthy state (the gastroduodenal ulcer never heals all year round, and she can actively vomit blood through this). Just now I exerted force It was too violent, causing her body to lack oxygen and insufficient blood supply to her brain.
Gong Caicai broke the ice between us by speaking out for the first time:
"Ye Lin, Zhuang Ni and I plan to go to the Cultural Park to visit the International Flower Festival. Zhuang Ni knows that I like plants very much, but I haven't been in a good mood lately..."
In fact, I was quite surprised when I told the truth, because the inventor of nylon, the American chemist Carothers, was not something I read in real life, but in my dream reincarnation, when I listened to Xiao Yin’s reading. living.
She leaned her head on the back of the chair and took a deep breath for a while before Zhuang Ni regained her consciousness. She was shocked to find herself sitting on a bench. She immediately looked around and saw that the passengers on both sides were all women, so she reluctantly accepted her new arrival. Location.
When talking about her hobbies, Gong Caicai's eyes were filled with dreamy splendor, as if she had already arrived at the fairy tale kingdom full of flowers.
Zhuang Ni, who specializes in destroying freshness, said casually: "Flowers are just the genitals of plants. The 5-kilometer-long genital avenue really makes me feel sick. If it weren't for accompanying you..."
"Nonsense! Edison lived to be over 80 years old before he died! He was not ashamed of being a man! Don't think you can lie to me because I don't have enough education! You are deceiving yourself!"
His face was pale, with only a slight blush on his lips, and his dark eyes began to roll up, revealing the large whites of his eyes underneath, like a fish that had been dragged to the shore, more like a fish that had just experienced a cruel hanging.
It was a nice gold-plated pen. Influenced by my father, I cherish stationery very much, so I thought it was too wasteful for Zhuang Ni to do this.
To be fair, if it had been Gong Caicai, the squad leader, or even Xiong Yaoyue who was in better health, I wouldn't have used so much strength just now. I really have no special pity for Zhuang Ni, a person who has been unfavorable to me many times.
The passengers on both sides of her didn't quite understand Zhuang Ni's strange attitude, and they looked at us with curious and uncomprehending eyes.
To be honest, I didn't have to hold Zhuang Ni tightly in my arms with my right arm to take advantage of her. Gong Caicai on the other side was much more docile and softer.
"Let go... let me go..." Zhuang Ni was choked by me and was a little breathless, and her resistance was obviously weakened.
At this time, my smart watch suddenly vibrated. Because I didn’t have a Bluetooth headset and the subway was noisy, I turned on the hands-free function.
In other words, strong pressure on the waist will also hinder breathing, causing British women in the Victorian period to faint from fright when a cat jumps or a dog jumps. It also caused Zhuang Ni to suffocate slightly in my arms.
"I'm sorry, it's all our fault that we didn't stand firm, thanks to classmate Ye Lin, otherwise we would have fallen..."
I couldn't help but face Zhuang Ni and lecture her: "Just use your poisonous tongue on others, don't use it on Gong Caicai! Gong Caicai is such a weak girl, don't you feel guilty for bullying her? Feeling it?"
I quickly hung up the phone, but it was too late. At least the passengers on both sides of Zhuang Ni completely misunderstood. My hastily hanging up the phone was misunderstood by them as a guilty conscience. They hurriedly stood up and pretended to be next. I was about to get off the bus at the station and stay away from me, the executioner who kills without blinking an eye.
"Let me go! Do you want to die!"
"When I was alone with Caicai, I was very good to her." Zhuang Ni put her hands on her knees and said, "It's just that I saw you as a beast today, so I became in a bad mood and couldn't control myself. tongue."
"Cultural Park?" I asked, "The Cultural Park in Xicheng District? The one next to Qianhe Girls' School?"
Wearing a long black dress, she wears gloves every time she takes the subway. Today's gloves are a pair of thin white disposable gloves. Although they are disposable and used to isolate items that come into direct contact with men, they are still quite aesthetic. —This is probably the reserve of lily lovers, right
The dream of being reincarnated into a scallop was revealed by Pooh. Pooh said at that time: "Don't you have claustrophobia? If you become a scallop and the shell closes, wouldn't you get sick?"
What makes me strange is that even though I had let go of Zhuang Ni, Zhuang Ni didn't jump away from me immediately. Her rapid breathing seemed to indicate that she had spent a lot of energy just now, and her expression was even more eye-catching.
It turned out that the call was from Uncle Long, and what was even worse was that he made the wrong number. The call might have been to a killer from the Triad.
I found that I was also a little funny. As soon as I heard Zhuang Ni talking about tongue, I immediately brainstormed the idiom "tongue as bright as a flower", and then immediately thought of "a wonderful pen as bright as a flower".
Gong Caicai was protected by me, blushed with happiness, and stood behind me without saying a word.
"Does it make sense? Avoid contact with anything that men touch... Can you avoid it? If you can, don't use the light bulb invented by Edison! If you can, don't use the nylon invented by Carothers? Don't you like to wear silk | Socks? But nylon was invented by men!"
Is the knowledge in dreams also knowledge? It's a pity that this kind of useless knowledge is useless. Xiaoyin, wouldn't it be much better than this if you asked me to memorize English words in my dreams
Did I use that much strength just now? Did I almost pinch Zhuang Ni to death
It is said that Doubi's thinking path is unpredictable, and even Xiao Yin cannot imitate Xiong Yaoyue perfectly.
Gong Caicai was not born to lie. At this time, she was afraid that Zhuang Ni would be angry and replied: "Yes... it was classmate Ye Lin who helped to help you over. You looked very ugly just now, and we were afraid that you would faint."
"Edison died of uremia, and Carothers committed suicide by drinking cyanide. The two of them died because they were ashamed of their male identities. When do you plan to die?"
Zhuang Ni looked away from me contemptuously, "The pen you contaminated is no longer usable. I threw it into the school's garbage incinerator and gave it the fate it deserved."
"Lame Wolf, that twenty-five-year-old kid you sealed in cement should be thrown into the sea today, otherwise it will stink in two days! And that Shenzhen profiteer who dares to sell fake goods to us... "
"Well," Gong Caicai nodded, "it's that cultural park. I heard that rare plants from many regions will be displayed in the park this time, and a 5-kilometer-long flower avenue will be arranged outside the main entrance of the park. I Very much looking forward to it!”
So I asked: "Zhuang Ni, did Big Speaker give you back the pen you threw on the subway last time?"