In addition, Liu Bang's uprising by killing the White Snake is simply a myth and legend. Liu Bang in history was a gangster! From this point of view, you really have not insulted the family tradition of your ancestors!
What the hell! Boss Liu, are you drunk? Why are you playing with a watermelon knife in front of us? Not to mention Pentheus, even 004 and 005 can subdue you in an instant. Do you believe it
There was no Tibetan mastiff in the yard, but a white Jinbei van parked. The fenders were dirty and looked like they hadn't been cleaned for a long time, which was in stark contrast to the cleanliness of the big tile-roofed house.
Mr. Liu gave a loud shout and jumped to the center of the yard with his bare back. He waved an 80 cm long watermelon knife, assumed various threatening postures, and muttered:
Later I realized that it was also possible that the old village chief was in a gangster village. I was used to seeing hooligans and bullies. When compared with them, my face became very kind.
In the yard on the other side, Liu Laosan fell to the ground and his nose was bleeding. He got up from the ground in great pain. He first covered his nose, then looked at his feet, and then shouted in disbelief:
The old village chief walked to the next house angrily and warned the people inside not to come out.
"Obama was indeed kidnapped by them!" Amy was filled with indignation. "Notify other bodyguards to completely surround this village! We must not give them a chance to escape!"
The old man opposite was indeed the village chief. He opened his eyes wide in surprise when he heard that the blond Amy spoke fluent Chinese with a slight accent from Dongshan City.
"Old man!" Amy asked the other party rudely, with her hands on her hips, "Who lives in this house? They are criminals, right?"
Boss Liu performed several watermelon knife tricks in the yard. Seeing that we were not afraid, he had no idea for a while and just waited for his two younger brothers to come out to support us.
When she was still fifty steps away from the big tile-roofed house, Amy said with determination.
The old village chief squinted his eyes and looked at the few of us from head to toe, and suddenly realized: "Is this little girl the one who bought tiger hunting equipment from the old man in our village a few days ago? Old man, I heard that you ah!"
Unexpectedly, Liu Laoer came out with a wine bottle, but Liu Laosan dropped the dog as soon as he stepped into the yard, and the nunchucks in his hand flew out.
The old village chief's face suddenly looked like he had eaten a bitter melon, and he suppressed a helpless expression.
My reaction couldn't be faster than Pentheus's. Pentheus must have seen my plan and deliberately let me show off. I glanced at Pentheus gratefully. Pentheus didn't say anything, but gave me a slight smile. nodded.
"This time, this should be the old village chief, right?" 005 confirmed to me that he was still not very good at distinguishing the exact age of Asians.
The old village chief spoke hysterically, and 004 and 005 secretly exchanged glances in desperation. Their real identities were the American FBI. The old village chief said that they were American agents, and he was right.
"What?" The middle-aged man had a sleepy face, wondering why the usually dull old village chief suddenly became so majestic.
"Hmph, that's pretty much it. You can barely pass the test of being my loyal manservant."
"Old man, what is the main income of these Liu brothers?"
Speaking of excitement, the village chief threw down his crutch, hugged one of Pentheus's giant wrists with both hands, and begged:
The old village chief paused with his cane, looked at the big tile-roofed house with complicated emotions, and introduced:
The old village chief still complained about himself endlessly.
There were not many villagers left in Liu Village. When they heard the old village chief yelling suddenly and uncharacteristically, they murmured in their hearts, feeling that they would rather believe it or not, so everyone hid in their homes and could not come out.
It was a good thing that other interference was eliminated, but the old village chief's howling started alarming the three Liu brothers in the big tile-roofed house.
I quickly said: "Are you the village chief here? My sister grew up in the United States. Americans are not very polite. Don't take it to heart!"
There happened to be a thin old man over fifty years old who was leaning on a cane. Seeing that there were several new faces in Liu Village (and most of them were foreigners), he limped towards this direction.
Amy raised her delicate chin proudly, "The master's intuition! I feel the smell of gluttony in this house! It must be Obama!"
"Two weeks ago, the last good family in Liu Village lived in this house, but they were forced out by the three Liu brothers! What will happen to Liu Village in the future! As an old village chief, I really can't imagine it!"
My current mood is to be ready to join the battle at any time, so my face is heavy, my eyebrows are raised high, and the corners of my mouth are depressed. Ordinary people will definitely shy away from me when they see me.
"No! The dog owner is here! The second, third, and thief are copycats!"
Soon we approached the most eye-catching large tiled house in Liu Village. The exterior wall of this tiled house was made of bluestone bricks and it looked quite neat. There was also a solar water heater for bathing on the roof.
"What the hell! Third brother, you drink the least. What's going on?" Boss Liu stared at him.
004 and 005 nervously guarded Amy on both sides. Their right hands were put into their suit pockets, and they didn't know if they were holding a gun.
Pentheus asked the old village chief politely. The old village chief was surprised when he heard Amy speak Chinese just now. Now he heard that Heijingang next to him also spoke Chinese, and he rubbed the gray hair near his temples in confusion.
Enough! We are talking about a pet dog named Obama, not President Obama! And does the United Nations have a news network
"What!? How could such a thing happen!" Amy said confused and angrily, "Personal property is sacred and inviolable. Why didn't the owner shoot them when they were robbing the house!"
"How can you see that?" Pentheus's attitude was very much like that of a teacher who wanted to give a lesson to his students.
"How else can I earn a real income? I'm tricking, cheating, abducting, and cheating! I seem to hear dogs barking in their house a lot lately. It turns out they don't keep dogs..."
"You don't want your life, hide at home! There will be a gun battle in our village soon. If you are killed by a stray bullet, there will be no one to collect your body!"
Pentheus really got into the role, and he really started to play the role of the agent who saves the president. Because he is huge and not angry, the real bodyguards of the President of the United States may not be as good as him, so the old village chief believed it even more.
"Damn it! How come my shoelaces were untied! Did that dog just do it!? It pretended to clean my shoes, but secretly untied my shoelaces!?"
After the old village chief finished speaking, he gave up his walking stick and ran in the direction he came from, jumping up and down like a zombie from the Qing Dynasty. On the way, he saw a bald middle-aged man standing in front of the house brushing his teeth. The old village chief said viciously He angrily said:
As a result, the old village chief was able to see through the phenomena and see the essence, and knew that I was actually a good person. He was really a good Chinese village chief who knew everything!
Amy commented proudly not far behind me.
"No problem. Since we are on Chinese territory, we will act appropriately!"
"You must be American agents who came specially to rescue President Obama, right? There are many of your people outside the village, right? I fully support you in saving the president! But please don't hurt innocent people! The remaining people in the village Although most of them are prodigal sons, they have never done anything particularly harmful! As for Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, and Mr. Liu... you can kill them or chop them into pieces! It will be a good thing for this village that they are gone!"
The old village chief, who was feeling a lot of pressure, cried to us with tears and snot in his eyes, telling us about the evil deeds of the Liu brothers, who were tyrannical, occupied the neighbor's house, and even limped his own legs.
Unfortunately, Liu Laosan's nunchucks flew over the yard fence and flew directly in the direction of Amy. Although the trajectory would most likely fly over Amy's head, I couldn't take that risk. So I got ahead of Pentheus, quickly blocked in front of Amy, flew up with a kick, intercepted the nunchucks from mid-air, and then stepped on the ground hard.
"Hey! Who dares to come here! The ancestor of our three brothers is Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty! If Liu Bang can kill snakes for uprising, I can kill you for uprising! If you dare to enter the yard, I will kill you!"
Then he turned his kind eyes to me and praised: "Young man, these days, there are not many young people who respect the elderly... You are really a good example for your sister!"
"How can we common people have guns? Even if we have shotguns left over from our ancestors, they were confiscated by the government a few years ago. Besides, the Liu brothers are so violent. They injured one and two others. They can't afford it! In the end, they had to hide. !”
"Alas! I'm so useless! I, the village chief, am ashamed of my trust in the organization! Not only did Liu Village become a mess, but I also made the villagers do things comparable to Bin Laden! There won't be any international disputes, right? I won't To be tried as a terrorist leader by the Hague Tribunal?"
When Amy heard what I said, she snorted disapprovingly and turned her face away.
"Wha... what!?" The old village chief was so surprised when he heard Amy shouting that he almost lost his breath and could no longer hold the crutch in his hand. "The Liu brothers kidnapped Obama... kidnapped the President of the United States!? I knew they were not good at what they did! This is great, our village in Liu is going to be on the news network and the United Nations news network!"
"Obama must be hidden here!"
"Anyone who doesn't want to die, stay at home! The three Liu brothers are causing big trouble this time! Anyone who doesn't listen to my advice will die if they come out!"
The old village chief, who was running lamely and shouting warnings, seemed to have finally found the long-lost majesty of the village chief.
By the way, village chief, you have a lot of ideas! There is quite a lot to know! But you are so thin and lame, you really don’t look like the leader of a terrorist organization! On the contrary, the various useless village chiefs in "Fist of the North Star" are very similar to you!
"That...that's good!" the old village chief replied tremblingly, "Although I don't understand what you mean by bringing a young man and a little girl, but it must have an unusual effect, right? I'll let Xianza do it right away. People are staying at home and are not allowed to come out! Don’t interfere with your rescue operations!”
"If you don't believe me, I'll throw you away! Anyway, you only have the ability to beat your wife and scold your children. Living is a waste of food!"