Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
Director Cao grinned and said, "It's weird if you agree! If President Obama was transformed into a dog, wouldn't "Killing Obama" not be an action movie but a fantasy movie?"
Shu Zhe, wearing a school uniform and looking like a young boy, asked me while sitting on the bed in the dormitory.
In addition, the reason why Big Speaker knew that I had touched a tiger with my own hands was probably because Zhuang Ni, who was in the same dormitory, told me. I never expected that Zhuang Ni would take the initiative to talk to Big Speaker about men-related matters. Sure enough, it was because touching a wild tiger was so shocking.
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
"Brother Ye Lin, have you really seen the tiger again? Does that mean the rumors that you pulled out the tiger's thorn are true?"
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you agree to such a good condition?" Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly, "The Birds Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary Seven-Star Burj Al Arab Hotel. !If you miss this opportunity, you may never go again in the future!”
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you agree to such a good condition?" Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly, "The Birds Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary Seven-Star Burj Al Arab Hotel. !If you miss this opportunity, you may never go again in the future!”
Shu Zhe, wearing a school uniform and looking like a young boy, asked me while sitting on the bed in the dormitory.
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
It has always been the monitor's habit to use sour plum crystals to make iced sour plum soup in summer. Compared with carbonated drinks such as Coke, this cold drink is healthier. I was convinced, and then I gave this job to Shu Zhe, asking him to make sure there was more than 500 ml of sour plum juice in the refrigerator, otherwise he would no longer keep the secret of his breast growth.
At this time, Director Cao, who had made an appointment with me in advance, knocked on the door of the dormitory. Without being polite to Shu Zhe, I raised my chin at the door and motioned for him to open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over and opened the door. opened.
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
"Nonsense! You still don't believe that I have seen Tiger! The pheasants and rabbits that Tiger sent were cooked by your sister!"
"Exactly, anyway, the two countries are bordering each other, so it's not much different." I refused to admit my mistake, "And the North Korean people don't have enough to eat, but they spend money to make some troublesome movies to anger the United States. I use this I’m spending money to enjoy myself in Dubai, but I’m still worried about being punished by God and the plane will fall down on the way!”
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
"Damn it, Director Cao, what are you doing? You don't really want to drag Shu Zhe into making porn films, do you?"
"Wha, what!? When did Dubai be taken away by the United Arab Emirates!?" My junior high school geography knowledge encountered a serious challenge.
"Eh? Didn't I suggest that Amy's pet dog should act? North Korea doesn't agree?"
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
"But," Director Cao continued, looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan figure, Xiaoye, the consumption of 'male sex' is also very popular in Japan now. If he takes the path of a beautiful actor, he might become famous."
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so nasty," Shu Zhe complained, "Describe a tiger, why do you use those words?"
In addition, the reason why Big Speaker knew that I had touched a tiger with my own hands was probably because Zhuang Ni, who was in the same dormitory, told me. I never expected that Zhuang Ni would take the initiative to talk to Big Speaker about men-related matters. Sure enough, it was because touching a wild tiger was so shocking.
Director Cao was obviously stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his vicious eyes found on Shu Zhe that was different from before - Shu Zhe had obviously used a corset to tie his chest tightly under the school uniform, which made it a little bit... Having trouble breathing.
Director Cao grinned and said, "It's weird if you agree! If President Obama was transformed into a dog, wouldn't "Killing Obama" not be an action movie but a fantasy movie?"
I ordered Shu Zhe arrogantly.
"Tch, you've done your research clearly," I said disdainfully. "Can't you go there in the future? Is it because Dubai will go bankrupt one day? The Arab world only knows how to make money from oil and luxury goods. It is simply a devil! Remember there is a Saudi A priest raped his 5-year-old daughter to death, and he was able to get away with it by just paying a ransom... Such a country will be completely destroyed one day. If I were the king of Sparta, I would have to lead people to destroy them!"
Shu Zhe was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, pursed his lips tightly, and gave Director Cao and I each a glass of sour plum soup with some ice cubes floating on it.
At this time, Director Cao, who had made an appointment with me in advance, knocked on the door of the dormitory. Without being polite to Shu Zhe, I raised my chin at the door and motioned for him to open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over and opened the door. opened.
Director Cao was obviously stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his vicious eyes found on Shu Zhe that was different from before - Shu Zhe had obviously used a corset to tie his chest tightly under the school uniform, which made it a little bit... Having trouble breathing.
"It's not as simple as big cats," I recalled. "Tiger's hair is much thicker and harder than that of pet cats, which is called 'thick and hard' for short. And that kind of fear is not something that cats can bring you. .”
"No problem," I said as a landlord, "Although there is no alcohol in the refrigerator, there is iced sour plum soup to relieve the heat - Shu Zhe, pour a glass of sour plum soup for Director Cao! With ice cubes! I want one too!" "
Director Cao quickly smiled bitterly and defended: "How dare you! I know from my son that Shu Zhe's sister is a sharpshooter! I just drag her brother into the sea, but she's not allowed to take the bullet?"
"Exactly, anyway, the two countries are bordering each other, so it's not much different." I refused to admit my mistake, "And the North Korean people don't have enough to eat, but they spend money to make some troublesome movies to anger the United States. I use this I’m spending money to enjoy myself in Dubai, but I’m still worried about being punished by God and the plane will fall down on the way!”
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
"Brother Ye Lin, Dubai is a city in the United Arab Emirates, not Saudi Arabia! The two countries are just bordering each other!"
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so nasty," Shu Zhe complained, "Describe a tiger, why do you use those words?"
"But," Director Cao continued, looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan figure, Xiaoye, the consumption of 'male sex' is also very popular in Japan now. If he takes the path of a beautiful actor, he might become famous."
"Well, isn't that still a porn film?"
After a pause, he continued: "Although I have some experience in directing fantasy films, I remember that in Japan, I made a fantasy special photo film with some like-minded friends. The Japanese name is not easy to remember, but generally everyone calls it ' H version of Ultraman’…”
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
Humph, you are self-aware.
I frowned and said, "Which vocabulary did I use? This is how I speak in front of Xiong Yaoyue! Why are you pretending to be so reserved! Do you think you are a lady after you grew breasts?"
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
I frowned and said, "Which vocabulary did I use? This is how I speak in front of Xiong Yaoyue! Why are you pretending to be so reserved! Do you think you are a lady after you grew breasts?"
Shu Zhe immediately put on a look of contempt.
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
In addition, I have never flown on a plane because I am afraid of heights. I cannot let Shu Zhe know this, otherwise even he would dare to laugh at me.
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
"S-stop talking..." Shu Zhe looked ashamed, "It's not what I wanted to do. It's all my fault, Brother Ye Lin, for putting the strange medicine indiscriminately."
"If you don't go, you won't go!" I crossed my arms and posed, "Luxuries cannot make Sparta stronger! Only with a clear conscience can I exert my strongest fighting power! I also want to let Yin Yang Sanshou To become the best puncher in the universe! Let someone else play the role of young Obama!"
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
Ha, she really looks like a maid! Although it would be more accurate to say it was a valet.
"Wha, what!? When did Dubai be taken away by the United Arab Emirates!?" My junior high school geography knowledge encountered a serious challenge.
It has always been the monitor's habit to use sour plum crystals to make iced sour plum soup in summer. Compared with carbonated drinks such as Coke, this cold drink is healthier. I was convinced, and then I gave this job to Shu Zhe, asking him to make sure there was more than 500 ml of sour plum juice in the refrigerator, otherwise he would no longer keep the secret of his breast growth.
Shu Zhe's eyes immediately lit up. He had checked information about Dubai on the Internet more than once. He had longed for that luxurious and glitzy place. He felt that if he couldn't go to Dubai once in his life, then his life would be in vain.
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
Shu Zhe had too many things in my hands, so I had no choice but to bitterly bring a chair to Director Cao, and prepare to use the electric kettle to boil water for tea.
"Brother Ye Lin, have you really seen the tiger again? Does that mean the rumors that you pulled out the tiger's thorn are true?"
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
It has always been the monitor's habit to use sour plum crystals to make iced sour plum soup in summer. Compared with carbonated drinks such as Coke, this cold drink is healthier. I was convinced, and then I gave this job to Shu Zhe, asking him to make sure there was more than 500 ml of sour plum juice in the refrigerator, otherwise he would no longer keep the secret of his breast growth.
"But," Director Cao continued, looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan figure, Xiaoye, the consumption of 'male sex' is also very popular in Japan now. If he takes the path of a beautiful actor, he might become famous."
"No problem," I said as a landlord, "Although there is no alcohol in the refrigerator, there is iced sour plum soup to relieve the heat - Shu Zhe, pour a glass of sour plum soup for Director Cao! With ice cubes! I want one too!" "
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you agree to such a good condition?" Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly, "The Birds Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary Seven-Star Burj Al Arab Hotel. !If you miss this opportunity, you may never go again in the future!”
"But," Director Cao continued, looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan figure, Xiaoye, the consumption of 'male sex' is also very popular in Japan now. If he takes the path of a beautiful actor, he might become famous."
At this time, Director Cao, who had made an appointment with me in advance, knocked on the door of the dormitory. Without being polite to Shu Zhe, I raised my chin at the door and motioned for him to open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over and opened the door. opened.
I ordered Shu Zhe arrogantly.
"Well, isn't that still a porn film?"
At this time, Director Cao, who had made an appointment with me in advance, knocked on the door of the dormitory. Without being polite to Shu Zhe, I raised my chin at the door and motioned for him to open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over and opened the door. opened.
"Little Ye Zi, have you decided whether to accept the role of young Obama in "Killing Obama"?"
"It's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for you for a long time."
In addition, I have never flown on a plane because I am afraid of heights. I cannot let Shu Zhe know this, otherwise even he would dare to laugh at me.
Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
Although he was very reluctant to be treated as a servant by me, Shu Zhe still greeted Director Cao politely. His clever words and coquettishness had become his passive skill, and he would use it unconsciously.
"It's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for you for a long time."
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
"Come on! Your sister is a model of thrift. She won't be happy if I take her to Dubai! Just seeing the abandoned luxury cars all over the city will make her lose her mind!"
Director Cao was obviously stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his vicious eyes found on Shu Zhe that was different from before - Shu Zhe had obviously used a corset to tie his chest tightly under the school uniform, which made it a little bit... Having trouble breathing.
"It's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for you for a long time."
Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
Although he was very reluctant to be treated as a servant by me, Shu Zhe still greeted Director Cao politely. His clever words and coquettishness had become his passive skill, and he would use it unconsciously.
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
Director Cao was obviously stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his vicious eyes found on Shu Zhe that was different from before - Shu Zhe had obviously used a corset to tie his chest tightly under the school uniform, which made it a little bit... Having trouble breathing.
Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
Shu Zhe's eyes immediately lit up. He had checked information about Dubai on the Internet more than once. He had longed for that luxurious and glitzy place. He felt that if he couldn't go to Dubai once in his life, then his life would be in vain.
"Uh-huh~~~~" I coughed dryly to attract Director Cao's attention. Director Cao also felt that staring at a little boy so closely was a disgrace to his reputation as a lolicon, so he walked behind him without any embarrassment. He closed the door and walked up to me.
Humph, you are self-aware.
Shu Zhe had too many things in my hands, so I had no choice but to bitterly bring a chair to Director Cao, and prepare to use the electric kettle to boil water for tea.
"Well, isn't that still a porn film?"
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
Director Cao blew the air conditioner for a while and drank a big sip of sour plum soup. The heat in his body gradually disappeared.
Humph, you are self-aware.
"Come on! Your sister is a model of thrift. She won't be happy if I take her to Dubai! Just seeing the abandoned luxury cars all over the city will make her lose her mind!"
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
I ordered Shu Zhe arrogantly.
Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
"If you don't go, you won't go!" I crossed my arms and posed, "Luxuries cannot make Sparta stronger! Only with a clear conscience can I exert my strongest fighting power! I also want to let Yin Yang Sanshou To become the best puncher in the universe! Let someone else play the role of young Obama!"
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
And isn’t it justifiable for green tea bitches to make green tea
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
Shu Zhe was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, pursed his lips tightly, and gave Director Cao and I each a glass of sour plum soup with some ice cubes floating on it.
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about? I'm just curious about how much salary you can get from "Killing Obama"! I care about you!"
Shu Zhe had too many things in my hands, so I had no choice but to bitterly bring a chair to Director Cao, and prepare to use the electric kettle to boil water for tea.
I glared: "You want to make a porn movie? If the pay is right, you can even act in a porn movie? See if I don't beat you to death for your sister!"
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
At this time, Director Cao, who had made an appointment with me in advance, knocked on the door of the dormitory. Without being polite to Shu Zhe, I raised my chin at the door and motioned for him to open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over and opened the door. opened.
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
"It's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for you for a long time."
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
The fist raised in the air as a threat frightened Shu Zhe into a defensive posture.
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
"No problem," I said as a landlord, "Although there is no alcohol in the refrigerator, there is iced sour plum soup to relieve the heat - Shu Zhe, pour a glass of sour plum soup for Director Cao! With ice cubes! I want one too!" "
In addition, I have never flown on a plane because I am afraid of heights. I cannot let Shu Zhe know this, otherwise even he would dare to laugh at me.
I ordered Shu Zhe arrogantly.
"Brother Ye Lin, have you really seen the tiger again? Does that mean the rumors that you pulled out the tiger's thorn are true?"
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
Ha, she really looks like a maid! Although it would be more accurate to say it was a valet.
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
Shu Zhe was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, pursed his lips tightly, and gave Director Cao and I each a glass of sour plum soup with some ice cubes floating on it.
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
Director Cao grinned and said, "It's weird if you agree! If President Obama was transformed into a dog, wouldn't "Killing Obama" not be an action movie but a fantasy movie?"
In addition, I have never flown on a plane because I am afraid of heights. I cannot let Shu Zhe know this, otherwise even he would dare to laugh at me.
Humph, you are self-aware.
I ordered Shu Zhe arrogantly.
Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
Ha, she really looks like a maid! Although it would be more accurate to say it was a valet.
The fist raised in the air as a threat frightened Shu Zhe into a defensive posture.
"It's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for you for a long time."
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
It has always been the monitor's habit to use sour plum crystals to make iced sour plum soup in summer. Compared with carbonated drinks such as Coke, this cold drink is healthier. I was convinced, and then I gave this job to Shu Zhe, asking him to make sure there was more than 500 ml of sour plum juice in the refrigerator, otherwise he would no longer keep the secret of his breast growth.
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
In addition, the reason why Big Speaker knew that I had touched a tiger with my own hands was probably because Zhuang Ni, who was in the same dormitory, told me. I never expected that Zhuang Ni would take the initiative to talk to Big Speaker about men-related matters. Sure enough, it was because touching a wild tiger was so shocking.
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
"Uh-huh~~~~" I coughed dryly to attract Director Cao's attention. Director Cao also felt that staring at a little boy so closely was a disgrace to his reputation as a lolicon, so he walked behind him without any embarrassment. He closed the door and walked up to me.
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"It's not as simple as big cats," I recalled. "Tiger's hair is much thicker and harder than that of pet cats, which is called 'thick and hard' for short. And that kind of fear is not something that cats can bring you. .”
After Director Cao and I took the sour plum soup, Shu Zhe sat aside and played on the computer. I didn't care about him. Anyway, I had to tell him to do some work anyway. I didn't believe that he would not obey.
Shu Zhe was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, pursed his lips tightly, and gave Director Cao and I each a glass of sour plum soup with some ice cubes floating on it.
"That's right!" Director Cao also advised from the side, "It's always good for young people to broaden their horizons."
"Wha, what!? When did Dubai be taken away by the United Arab Emirates!?" My junior high school geography knowledge encountered a serious challenge.
Humph, you are self-aware.
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
"Brother Ye Lin, have you really seen the tiger again? Does that mean the rumors that you pulled out the tiger's thorn are true?"
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
Ha, she really looks like a maid! Although it would be more accurate to say it was a valet.
Director Cao blew the air conditioner for a while and drank a big sip of sour plum soup. The heat in his body gradually disappeared.
Shu Zhe, wearing a school uniform and looking like a young boy, asked me while sitting on the bed in the dormitory.
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"Brother Ye Lin, Dubai is a city in the United Arab Emirates, not Saudi Arabia! The two countries are just bordering each other!"
"If you don't go, you won't go!" I crossed my arms and posed, "Luxuries cannot make Sparta stronger! Only with a clear conscience can I exert my strongest fighting power! I also want to let Yin Yang Sanshou To become the best puncher in the universe! Let someone else play the role of young Obama!"
"Well, isn't that still a porn film?"
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
"Little Ye Zi, have you decided whether to accept the role of young Obama in "Killing Obama"?"
After a pause, he continued: "Although I have some experience in directing fantasy films, I remember that in Japan, I made a fantasy special photo film with some like-minded friends. The Japanese name is not easy to remember, but generally everyone calls it ' H version of Ultraman’…”
Humph, you are self-aware.
Director Cao quickly smiled bitterly and defended: "How dare you! I know from my son that Shu Zhe's sister is a sharpshooter! I just drag her brother into the sea, but she's not allowed to take the bullet?"
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
Director Cao was obviously stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his vicious eyes found on Shu Zhe that was different from before - Shu Zhe had obviously used a corset to tie his chest tightly under the school uniform, which made it a little bit... Having trouble breathing.
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
"Eh? Didn't I suggest that Amy's pet dog should act? North Korea doesn't agree?"
I frowned and said, "Which vocabulary did I use? This is how I speak in front of Xiong Yaoyue! Why are you pretending to be so reserved! Do you think you are a lady after you grew breasts?"
I ordered Shu Zhe arrogantly.
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"Exactly, anyway, the two countries are bordering each other, so it's not much different." I refused to admit my mistake, "And the North Korean people don't have enough to eat, but they spend money to make some troublesome movies to anger the United States. I use this I’m spending money to enjoy myself in Dubai, but I’m still worried about being punished by God and the plane will fall down on the way!”
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
Director Cao quickly smiled bitterly and defended: "How dare you! I know from my son that Shu Zhe's sister is a sharpshooter! I just drag her brother into the sea, but she's not allowed to take the bullet?"
Director Cao grinned and said, "It's weird if you agree! If President Obama was transformed into a dog, wouldn't "Killing Obama" not be an action movie but a fantasy movie?"
"S-stop talking..." Shu Zhe looked ashamed, "It's not what I wanted to do. It's all my fault, Brother Ye Lin, for putting the strange medicine indiscriminately."
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
After a pause, he continued: "Although I have some experience in directing fantasy films, I remember that in Japan, I made a fantasy special photo film with some like-minded friends. The Japanese name is not easy to remember, but generally everyone calls it ' H version of Ultraman’…”
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
"Brother Ye Lin, Dubai is a city in the United Arab Emirates, not Saudi Arabia! The two countries are just bordering each other!"
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
Director Cao was obviously stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his vicious eyes found on Shu Zhe that was different from before - Shu Zhe had obviously used a corset to tie his chest tightly under the school uniform, which made it a little bit... Having trouble breathing.
"Well, isn't that still a porn film?"
"About the salary for "Assassination of Obama"..." Director Cao took out his mobile phone to check it and said, "The chairman said that since he is the son of General Ye Yuanfeng, he is not an outsider, and it would be too vulgar to pay him. The chairman said: If If you decide to participate in the show, as long as you follow the Chinese film crew to complete the filming, they will arrange a luxury trip to Dubai for you, including round-trip air tickets and a week's accommodation at the Byrds Hotel, all of which will be reimbursed! You are also allowed to bring Go alone!"
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
Humph, you are self-aware.
Director Cao blew the air conditioner for a while and drank a big sip of sour plum soup. The heat in his body gradually disappeared.
At this time, Director Cao, who had made an appointment with me in advance, knocked on the door of the dormitory. Without being polite to Shu Zhe, I raised my chin at the door and motioned for him to open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over and opened the door. opened.
"Uh-huh~~~~" I coughed dryly to attract Director Cao's attention. Director Cao also felt that staring at a little boy so closely was a disgrace to his reputation as a lolicon, so he walked behind him without any embarrassment. He closed the door and walked up to me.
"Little Ye Zi, have you decided whether to accept the role of young Obama in "Killing Obama"?"
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you agree to such a good condition?" Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly, "The Birds Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary Seven-Star Burj Al Arab Hotel. !If you miss this opportunity, you may never go again in the future!”
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
I glared: "You want to make a porn movie? If the pay is right, you can even act in a porn movie? See if I don't beat you to death for your sister!"
Shu Zhe's eyes immediately lit up. He had checked information about Dubai on the Internet more than once. He had longed for that luxurious and glitzy place. He felt that if he couldn't go to Dubai once in his life, then his life would be in vain.
Director Cao blew the air conditioner for a while and drank a big sip of sour plum soup. The heat in his body gradually disappeared.
"Nonsense! You still don't believe that I have seen Tiger! The pheasants and rabbits that Tiger sent were cooked by your sister!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so nasty," Shu Zhe complained, "Describe a tiger, why do you use those words?"
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you agree to such a good condition?" Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly, "The Birds Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary Seven-Star Burj Al Arab Hotel. !If you miss this opportunity, you may never go again in the future!”
"Brother Ye Lin, you can't think like that," Shu Zhe still didn't give up persuading me. "It's precisely because Dubai may not be prosperous for a long time, so we need to broaden our horizons before it falls! Besides, the North Koreans have nothing to do with you. , if you don’t take the so-called unintentional money, they can have enough to eat?”
"Uh-huh~~~~" I coughed dryly to attract Director Cao's attention. Director Cao also felt that staring at a little boy so closely was a disgrace to his reputation as a lolicon, so he walked behind him without any embarrassment. He closed the door and walked up to me.
The fist raised in the air as a threat frightened Shu Zhe into a defensive posture.
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
"Well, isn't that still a porn film?"
I frowned and said, "Which vocabulary did I use? This is how I speak in front of Xiong Yaoyue! Why are you pretending to be so reserved! Do you think you are a lady after you grew breasts?"
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about? I'm just curious about how much salary you can get from "Killing Obama"! I care about you!"
Shu Zhe had too many things in my hands, so I had no choice but to bitterly bring a chair to Director Cao, and prepare to use the electric kettle to boil water for tea.
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
"Come on! Your sister is a model of thrift. She won't be happy if I take her to Dubai! Just seeing the abandoned luxury cars all over the city will make her lose her mind!"
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
"That's right!" Director Cao also advised from the side, "It's always good for young people to broaden their horizons."
Shu Zhe immediately put on a look of contempt.
Shu Zhe's eyes immediately lit up. He had checked information about Dubai on the Internet more than once. He had longed for that luxurious and glitzy place. He felt that if he couldn't go to Dubai once in his life, then his life would be in vain.
Director Cao blew the air conditioner for a while and drank a big sip of sour plum soup. The heat in his body gradually disappeared.
After listening to our conversation, Director Cao suddenly held his chin and began to think deeply. His narrowed eyes glanced at Shu Zhe with a playful look.
"If you don't go, you won't go!" I crossed my arms and posed, "Luxuries cannot make Sparta stronger! Only with a clear conscience can I exert my strongest fighting power! I also want to let Yin Yang Sanshou To become the best puncher in the universe! Let someone else play the role of young Obama!"
After a pause, he continued: "Although I have some experience in directing fantasy films, I remember that in Japan, I made a fantasy special photo film with some like-minded friends. The Japanese name is not easy to remember, but generally everyone calls it ' H version of Ultraman’…”
Director Cao grinned and said, "It's weird if you agree! If President Obama was transformed into a dog, wouldn't "Killing Obama" not be an action movie but a fantasy movie?"
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
Although he was very reluctant to be treated as a servant by me, Shu Zhe still greeted Director Cao politely. His clever words and coquettishness had become his passive skill, and he would use it unconsciously.
"Damn it, Director Cao, what are you doing? You don't really want to drag Shu Zhe into making porn films, do you?"
Ha, she really looks like a maid! Although it would be more accurate to say it was a valet.
After a pause, he continued: "Although I have some experience in directing fantasy films, I remember that in Japan, I made a fantasy special photo film with some like-minded friends. The Japanese name is not easy to remember, but generally everyone calls it ' H version of Ultraman’…”
Director Cao quickly smiled bitterly and defended: "How dare you! I know from my son that Shu Zhe's sister is a sharpshooter! I just drag her brother into the sea, but she's not allowed to take the bullet?"
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
"S-stop talking..." Shu Zhe looked ashamed, "It's not what I wanted to do. It's all my fault, Brother Ye Lin, for putting the strange medicine indiscriminately."
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
Shu Zhe had too many things in my hands, so I had no choice but to bitterly bring a chair to Director Cao, and prepare to use the electric kettle to boil water for tea.
Humph, you are self-aware.
Ha, she really looks like a maid! Although it would be more accurate to say it was a valet.
"Tch, you've done your research clearly," I said disdainfully. "Can't you go there in the future? Is it because Dubai will go bankrupt one day? The Arab world only knows how to make money from oil and luxury goods. It is simply a devil! Remember there is a Saudi A priest raped his 5-year-old daughter to death, and he was able to get away with it by just paying a ransom... Such a country will be completely destroyed one day. If I were the king of Sparta, I would have to lead people to destroy them!"
Humph, you are self-aware.
"But," Director Cao continued, looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan figure, Xiaoye, the consumption of 'male sex' is also very popular in Japan now. If he takes the path of a beautiful actor, he might become famous."
"About the salary for "Assassination of Obama"..." Director Cao took out his mobile phone to check it and said, "The chairman said that since he is the son of General Ye Yuanfeng, he is not an outsider, and it would be too vulgar to pay him. The chairman said: If If you decide to participate in the show, as long as you follow the Chinese film crew to complete the filming, they will arrange a luxury trip to Dubai for you, including round-trip air tickets and a week's accommodation at the Byrds Hotel, all of which will be reimbursed! You are also allowed to bring Go alone!"
"Those game meats were indeed sent by tigers. There is surveillance video as evidence, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Brother Ye Lin, you must have touched a tiger! I heard from the loudspeaker that you touched a tiger with your own hands yesterday! How did it feel?" Like a big cat?”
Shu Zhe immediately put on a look of contempt.
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
Shu Zhe had too many things in my hands, so I had no choice but to bitterly bring a chair to Director Cao, and prepare to use the electric kettle to boil water for tea.
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
Director Cao quickly smiled bitterly and defended: "How dare you! I know from my son that Shu Zhe's sister is a sharpshooter! I just drag her brother into the sea, but she's not allowed to take the bullet?"
Shu Zhe was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, pursed his lips tightly, and gave Director Cao and I each a glass of sour plum soup with some ice cubes floating on it.
Shu Zhe was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, pursed his lips tightly, and gave Director Cao and I each a glass of sour plum soup with some ice cubes floating on it.
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you agree to such a good condition?" Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly, "The Birds Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary Seven-Star Burj Al Arab Hotel. !If you miss this opportunity, you may never go again in the future!”
"Come on! Your sister is a model of thrift. She won't be happy if I take her to Dubai! Just seeing the abandoned luxury cars all over the city will make her lose her mind!"
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about? I'm just curious about how much salary you can get from "Killing Obama"! I care about you!"
The fist raised in the air as a threat frightened Shu Zhe into a defensive posture.
"About the salary for "Assassination of Obama"..." Director Cao took out his mobile phone to check it and said, "The chairman said that since he is the son of General Ye Yuanfeng, he is not an outsider, and it would be too vulgar to pay him. The chairman said: If If you decide to participate in the show, as long as you follow the Chinese film crew to complete the filming, they will arrange a luxury trip to Dubai for you, including round-trip air tickets and a week's accommodation at the Byrds Hotel, all of which will be reimbursed! You are also allowed to bring Go alone!"
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
"Exactly, anyway, the two countries are bordering each other, so it's not much different." I refused to admit my mistake, "And the North Korean people don't have enough to eat, but they spend money to make some troublesome movies to anger the United States. I use this I’m spending money to enjoy myself in Dubai, but I’m still worried about being punished by God and the plane will fall down on the way!”
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
Shu Zhe's eyes immediately lit up. He had checked information about Dubai on the Internet more than once. He had longed for that luxurious and glitzy place. He felt that if he couldn't go to Dubai once in his life, then his life would be in vain.
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
In addition, the reason why Big Speaker knew that I had touched a tiger with my own hands was probably because Zhuang Ni, who was in the same dormitory, told me. I never expected that Zhuang Ni would take the initiative to talk to Big Speaker about men-related matters. Sure enough, it was because touching a wild tiger was so shocking.
"Come on! Your sister is a model of thrift. She won't be happy if I take her to Dubai! Just seeing the abandoned luxury cars all over the city will make her lose her mind!"
Shu Zhe's eyes immediately lit up. He had checked information about Dubai on the Internet more than once. He had longed for that luxurious and glitzy place. He felt that if he couldn't go to Dubai once in his life, then his life would be in vain.
Director Cao grinned and said, "It's weird if you agree! If President Obama was transformed into a dog, wouldn't "Killing Obama" not be an action movie but a fantasy movie?"
"Exactly, anyway, the two countries are bordering each other, so it's not much different." I refused to admit my mistake, "And the North Korean people don't have enough to eat, but they spend money to make some troublesome movies to anger the United States. I use this I’m spending money to enjoy myself in Dubai, but I’m still worried about being punished by God and the plane will fall down on the way!”
Shu Zhe was so angry that he gritted his teeth secretly, pursed his lips tightly, and gave Director Cao and I each a glass of sour plum soup with some ice cubes floating on it.
The aviation industry has not been peaceful recently, and many innocent people have suffered misfortunes on Malaysia Airlines flights, not to mention me who feels guilty
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you agree to such a good condition?" Shu Zhe looked at me incomprehensibly, "The Birds Hotel in Dubai is the only seven-star hotel in the world! It's the legendary Seven-Star Burj Al Arab Hotel. !If you miss this opportunity, you may never go again in the future!”
The fist raised in the air as a threat frightened Shu Zhe into a defensive posture.
"Eh? Didn't I suggest that Amy's pet dog should act? North Korea doesn't agree?"
Director Cao was obviously stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. He didn't know what his vicious eyes found on Shu Zhe that was different from before - Shu Zhe had obviously used a corset to tie his chest tightly under the school uniform, which made it a little bit... Having trouble breathing.
Humph, you are self-aware.
In addition, I have never flown on a plane because I am afraid of heights. I cannot let Shu Zhe know this, otherwise even he would dare to laugh at me.
"Tch, you've done your research clearly," I said disdainfully. "Can't you go there in the future? Is it because Dubai will go bankrupt one day? The Arab world only knows how to make money from oil and luxury goods. It is simply a devil! Remember there is a Saudi A priest raped his 5-year-old daughter to death, and he was able to get away with it by just paying a ransom... Such a country will be completely destroyed one day. If I were the king of Sparta, I would have to lead people to destroy them!"
"No problem," I said as a landlord, "Although there is no alcohol in the refrigerator, there is iced sour plum soup to relieve the heat - Shu Zhe, pour a glass of sour plum soup for Director Cao! With ice cubes! I want one too!" "
"That's right!" Director Cao also advised from the side, "It's always good for young people to broaden their horizons."
"It's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for you for a long time."
Humph, you are self-aware.
Shu Zhe immediately put on a look of contempt.
In addition, I have never flown on a plane because I am afraid of heights. I cannot let Shu Zhe know this, otherwise even he would dare to laugh at me.
At this time, Director Cao, who had made an appointment with me in advance, knocked on the door of the dormitory. Without being polite to Shu Zhe, I raised my chin at the door and motioned for him to open the door. Shu Zhe reluctantly walked over and opened the door. opened.
"Brother Ye Lin, Dubai is a city in the United Arab Emirates, not Saudi Arabia! The two countries are just bordering each other!"
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
Shu Zhe, wearing a school uniform and looking like a young boy, asked me while sitting on the bed in the dormitory.
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so nasty," Shu Zhe complained, "Describe a tiger, why do you use those words?"
And isn’t it justifiable for green tea bitches to make green tea
"If you don't go, you won't go!" I crossed my arms and posed, "Luxuries cannot make Sparta stronger! Only with a clear conscience can I exert my strongest fighting power! I also want to let Yin Yang Sanshou To become the best puncher in the universe! Let someone else play the role of young Obama!"
"But," Director Cao continued, looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan figure, Xiaoye, the consumption of 'male sex' is also very popular in Japan now. If he takes the path of a beautiful actor, he might become famous."
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
"Wha, what!? When did Dubai be taken away by the United Arab Emirates!?" My junior high school geography knowledge encountered a serious challenge.
"But," Director Cao continued, looking at Shu Zhe, "I think Shu Zhe is definitely a talent. Although he can't compare to your Spartan figure, Xiaoye, the consumption of 'male sex' is also very popular in Japan now. If he takes the path of a beautiful actor, he might become famous."
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about? I'm just curious about how much salary you can get from "Killing Obama"! I care about you!"
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
Although he was very reluctant to be treated as a servant by me, Shu Zhe still greeted Director Cao politely. His clever words and coquettishness had become his passive skill, and he would use it unconsciously.
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
Before Director Cao arrived, Shu Zhe had been asking me in the dormitory if there were any tigers in the back mountain.
"Tch, you've done your research clearly," I said disdainfully. "Can't you go there in the future? Is it because Dubai will go bankrupt one day? The Arab world only knows how to make money from oil and luxury goods. It is simply a devil! Remember there is a Saudi A priest raped his 5-year-old daughter to death, and he was able to get away with it by just paying a ransom... Such a country will be completely destroyed one day. If I were the king of Sparta, I would have to lead people to destroy them!"
"Exactly, anyway, the two countries are bordering each other, so it's not much different." I refused to admit my mistake, "And the North Korean people don't have enough to eat, but they spend money to make some troublesome movies to anger the United States. I use this I’m spending money to enjoy myself in Dubai, but I’m still worried about being punished by God and the plane will fall down on the way!”
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
Director Cao, who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, fanned the sweat on his head and said, "No need to make me tea. Although there is air conditioning in the room, I still hope to have some cold drinks. Are there cold drinks in the refrigerator?"
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about? I'm just curious about how much salary you can get from "Killing Obama"! I care about you!"
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
The aviation industry has not been peaceful recently, and many innocent people have suffered misfortunes on Malaysia Airlines flights, not to mention me who feels guilty
"Tch, you've done your research clearly," I said disdainfully. "Can't you go there in the future? Is it because Dubai will go bankrupt one day? The Arab world only knows how to make money from oil and luxury goods. It is simply a devil! Remember there is a Saudi A priest raped his 5-year-old daughter to death, and he was able to get away with it by just paying a ransom... Such a country will be completely destroyed one day. If I were the king of Sparta, I would have to lead people to destroy them!"
"Originally it belongs to the UAE! Brother Ye Lin, just give Dubai to Saudi Arabia, and the UAE will settle the score with you!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so nasty," Shu Zhe complained, "Describe a tiger, why do you use those words?"
"Come on! Your sister is a model of thrift. She won't be happy if I take her to Dubai! Just seeing the abandoned luxury cars all over the city will make her lose her mind!"
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so nasty," Shu Zhe complained, "Describe a tiger, why do you use those words?"
In addition, I have never flown on a plane because I am afraid of heights. I cannot let Shu Zhe know this, otherwise even he would dare to laugh at me.
The aviation industry has not been peaceful recently, and many innocent people have suffered misfortunes on Malaysia Airlines flights, not to mention me who feels guilty
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about? I'm just curious about how much salary you can get from "Killing Obama"! I care about you!"
"Brother Ye Lin, you can't think like that," Shu Zhe still didn't give up persuading me. "It's precisely because Dubai may not be prosperous for a long time, so we need to broaden our horizons before it falls! Besides, the North Koreans have nothing to do with you. , if you don’t take the so-called unintentional money, they can have enough to eat?”
Shu Zhe called her "Sister Yuhong" in front of Da Xiaoxiao, and directly called her "Da Xiaoxiao" behind her back. I don't know what he called me "Brother Ye Lin" in front of me and what he called me behind my back.
"I don't need your concern with impure motives!"
"That's right!" Director Cao also advised from the side, "It's always good for young people to broaden their horizons."
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
Although he was very reluctant to be treated as a servant by me, Shu Zhe still greeted Director Cao politely. His clever words and coquettishness had become his passive skill, and he would use it unconsciously.
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
"If you don't go, you won't go!" I crossed my arms and posed, "Luxuries cannot make Sparta stronger! Only with a clear conscience can I exert my strongest fighting power! I also want to let Yin Yang Sanshou To become the best puncher in the universe! Let someone else play the role of young Obama!"
After listening to our conversation, Director Cao suddenly held his chin and began to think deeply. His narrowed eyes glanced at Shu Zhe with a playful look.
"Brother Ye Lin, have you really seen the tiger again? Does that mean the rumors that you pulled out the tiger's thorn are true?"
"That's right!" Director Cao also advised from the side, "It's always good for young people to broaden their horizons."
"Nonsense! You still don't believe that I have seen Tiger! The pheasants and rabbits that Tiger sent were cooked by your sister!"
It has always been the monitor's habit to use sour plum crystals to make iced sour plum soup in summer. Compared with carbonated drinks such as Coke, this cold drink is healthier. I was convinced, and then I gave this job to Shu Zhe, asking him to make sure there was more than 500 ml of sour plum juice in the refrigerator, otherwise he would no longer keep the secret of his breast growth.
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
Shu Zhe immediately put on a look of contempt.
"Wha, what!? When did Dubai be taken away by the United Arab Emirates!?" My junior high school geography knowledge encountered a serious challenge.
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so nasty," Shu Zhe complained, "Describe a tiger, why do you use those words?"
"But, but..." Shu Zhe hesitated for a long time before adding, "Director Cao said that he can take another person with him to Dubai! Brother Ye Lin, have you never thought of taking me... taking my sister?"
"How much is the salary for participating in the filming?" Shu Zhe, who was playing on the computer, turned around and asked.
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
I snorted and didn't continue the topic. I felt that even if Shu Zhe was a woman, he wouldn't have anything to do with a lady. At most, he would be a green tea bitch.
"Shu Zhe, move a seat for Director Cao and make a cup of green tea!"
I always felt that Shu Zhe changed his story temporarily. He seemed to want me to take him there.
Shu Zhe, wearing a school uniform and looking like a young boy, asked me while sitting on the bed in the dormitory.
In addition, the reason why Big Speaker knew that I had touched a tiger with my own hands was probably because Zhuang Ni, who was in the same dormitory, told me. I never expected that Zhuang Ni would take the initiative to talk to Big Speaker about men-related matters. Sure enough, it was because touching a wild tiger was so shocking.
"Come on! Your sister is a model of thrift. She won't be happy if I take her to Dubai! Just seeing the abandoned luxury cars all over the city will make her lose her mind!"
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
"Tch, you've done your research clearly," I said disdainfully. "Can't you go there in the future? Is it because Dubai will go bankrupt one day? The Arab world only knows how to make money from oil and luxury goods. It is simply a devil! Remember there is a Saudi A priest raped his 5-year-old daughter to death, and he was able to get away with it by just paying a ransom... Such a country will be completely destroyed one day. If I were the king of Sparta, I would have to lead people to destroy them!"
"My sister may not be willing to go," Shu Zhe lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked cautiously, "But I kind of want to go to Dubai to broaden my horizons... If Brother Ye Lin really doesn't have anyone else to take me with me, can I take him with me?" I go… "
Come on! As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, you will find that his upper body is covered with something that will ruin your outlook! And a handsome actor? Director Cao, your porn film will directly turn into a shemale film!
"It's Director Cao. Brother Ye Lin has been waiting for you for a long time."