"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I never noticed it before, but now that classmate Ye Lin has shaved his head, he feels that his head is so round! Is it because of this that the two of us hit it off?"
"After Li Ergou applied the hemorrhoid ointment, he felt that the chrysanthemums were chilly and his cerebral cortex was speeding up, so he decided to leave without using his clever brain to solve cases in the town. It was a pity. I heard from the old man on the roadside that the mayor's official seal was stolen. , and came outside the mayor’s building.”
"But Detective Comics is so difficult to write. It gives me a headache just thinking about it."
Xiaoqin shook her head, "No forcing! Not forcing at all! Because the case happened in front of Li Ergou, the facts are very clear!"
"It's the mayor..."
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
The victims are only beans and ducks. Is it considered a "difficult case"? In comparison, look at Conan and Kindaichi, known as the "Two Evils of Tokyo". Over the years, they have killed anywhere from a thousand to eight hundred Japanese people... What kind of detective is he who has never killed anyone
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
"Probably... probably not?" Xiaoqin said not very confidently. It was obvious that she had never considered this issue before, "Because Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment before entering the mayor's building, which is a restricted civil act. Capable people…”
I wipe it! Is this still Detective Comics? This is a political satire, okay! Xiaoqin, if you draw cartoons like this, be careful that the relevant departments come to check your water meter!
"Mayor?" I asked strangely, "Don't Li Ergou live in the village? Why should the mayor be asked to solve the case when he was killed? Has his reputation spread far and wide to nearby villages and towns by redressing the injustices of beans and ducks and pursuing the murderer? ?”
"Ye Lin, please don't be squeamish╭(╯3╰)╮" Xiaoqin held my shoulders from behind to prevent me from moving, "If you don't obey me and apply the ointment, what should I do if my hair doesn't grow back in the future? A bald man doesn’t look good in a wedding dress!”
"Should I praise you because someone was killed? It always feels so inconsistent - who was the victim?"
"Yeah, yeah, I uploaded the third chapter of "Detective Li Ergou" to the website yesterday. The response from readers was very enthusiastic. Many people left comments like "Please accept my knee" and "Unprecedented and unprecedented. "
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
Next, Xiaoqin continued to talk about why Li Ergou caused the mayor's murder.
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
Xiaoqin continued to talk about how the mayor was put on a dead end because of Li Ergou's arrival.
Xiaoqin smiled and tilted her head sideways, as if she wanted to be praised by me.
It seems that he is still thinking about marrying me. Shouldn't an energetic high school student have some more ambitious goals
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
“I saw that the mayor’s building was magnificently built, comparable to the White House in the United States. There was a musical fountain in front of the building and a large lawn behind the building. After entering the front, you could see several bonsai rockeries. It seemed that the placement was instructed by a Feng Shui master. "
"It doesn't matter if the mayor's secretary doesn't listen. As soon as he hears it, he immediately kneels down to Li Ergou! The secretary begs grandpa to tell grandma: The observers are very aware! The mayor himself did the corruption! It has nothing to do with me! I am willing to be a stain. Witness, please observer, please give me a way to survive!"
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
Pity your sister! You, the author, are the only one who is least qualified to say that you are pitiful! Weren't you the one who painted it to death? And haven’t you heard of the experiment where two iron balls dropped to the ground at the same time on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Even if you are terrible at physics, you should have heard of it! Because it is a text for the second volume of the fourth grade Chinese language course in elementary school! The mayor wouldn't die so tragically just because he was fat! If you fall from the third floor, you'll just break into a meat bun!
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
"Hey! You were applying ointment to my head, and then you said that Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment - it would cause a bad association for me!"
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
"After Li Ergou went to the town to apply hemorrhoid ointment..."
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
"Yeah, yeah, I uploaded the third chapter of "Detective Li Ergou" to the website yesterday. The response from readers was very enthusiastic. Many people left comments like "Please accept my knee" and "Unprecedented and unprecedented. "
I wipe it! Is this still Detective Comics? This is a political satire, okay! Xiaoqin, if you draw cartoons like this, be careful that the relevant departments come to check your water meter!
"It smells so strong of a conspiracy... Could it be a very complicated serial murder case? Li Ergou has never even solved the case of mammals being killed. Isn't it a bit forced to deal with the killing of humans right from the start?"
"The mayor didn't know how good Li Ergou was, so he asked his secretary - bracket man, brackets over - to test Li Ergou. As a result, when Li Ergou and the mayor's secretary were talking in the study room, his keen sense of smell smelled the bookcase. There was a dead mouse at the end, so he said mysteriously: 'I smell the smell of corruption... '"
"After Li Ergou applied the hemorrhoid ointment, he felt that the chrysanthemums were chilly and his cerebral cortex was speeding up, so he decided to leave without using his clever brain to solve cases in the town. It was a pity. I heard from the old man on the roadside that the mayor's official seal was stolen. , and came outside the mayor’s building.”
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
"Stop dreaming! I will strictly control the time I spend sitting in the chair, and I will never get hemorrhoids in my life!"
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
Xiaoqin made a sound of protest like a small animal, but she did not stop applying ointment to me.
"Probably... probably not?" Xiaoqin said not very confidently. It was obvious that she had never considered this issue before, "Because Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment before entering the mayor's building, which is a restricted civil act. Capable people…”
"Probably... probably not?" Xiaoqin said not very confidently. It was obvious that she had never considered this issue before, "Because Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment before entering the mayor's building, which is a restricted civil act. Capable people…”
I wipe it! Is this still Detective Comics? This is a political satire, okay! Xiaoqin, if you draw cartoons like this, be careful that the relevant departments come to check your water meter!
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
I wipe it! Is this still Detective Comics? This is a political satire, okay! Xiaoqin, if you draw cartoons like this, be careful that the relevant departments come to check your water meter!
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
"It's just a coincidence! And no matter where there is a problem with your body, classmate Ye Lin, I will be responsible for applying ointment to you! I will also apply the hemorrhoid ointment with all my heart and tenderness!"
"It's the mayor..."
"It's the mayor..."
"Li Ergou didn't go to solve the case because the mayor was killed. It was because Li Ergou investigated the case of the official seal theft that the mayor was killed."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I never noticed it before, but now that classmate Ye Lin has shaved his head, he feels that his head is so round! Is it because of this that the two of us hit it off?"
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
You are as shameless as a city wall! Xiaoqin, your cheekiness is comparable to that of Sister Feng! What kind of aesthetics do you have to think that from now on you will never see anything more beautiful than your comics
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
Xiaoqin shook her head, "No forcing! Not forcing at all! Because the case happened in front of Li Ergou, the facts are very clear!"
"It turns out that the mayor next door had been eavesdropping on what was going on in the study. As soon as he heard the words 'Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection,' he suddenly had a nervous breakdown and jumped out of the third-floor window! Because he was too fat, he was smashed into a meat pie! How pitiful!"
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"After Li Ergou applied the hemorrhoid ointment, he felt that the chrysanthemums were chilly and his cerebral cortex was speeding up, so he decided to leave without using his clever brain to solve cases in the town. It was a pity. I heard from the old man on the roadside that the mayor's official seal was stolen. , and came outside the mayor’s building.”
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
Why do I walk like a leader when I have hemorrhoids? Does it mean that to be a leader, you have to keep your tail between your legs
"But Detective Comics is so difficult to write. It gives me a headache just thinking about it."
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
Pity your sister! You, the author, are the only one who is least qualified to say that you are pitiful! Weren't you the one who painted it to death? And haven’t you heard of the experiment where two iron balls dropped to the ground at the same time on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Even if you are terrible at physics, you should have heard of it! Because it is a text for the second volume of the fourth grade Chinese language course in elementary school! The mayor wouldn't die so tragically just because he was fat! If you fall from the third floor, you'll just break into a meat bun!
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
"Yeah, yeah, I uploaded the third chapter of "Detective Li Ergou" to the website yesterday. The response from readers was very enthusiastic. Many people left comments like "Please accept my knee" and "Unprecedented and unprecedented. "
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
"It's the mayor..."
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
"Detective Li Ergou" is just like its name. It is a detective comic with a strong local flavor and Chinese characteristics. It mainly tells the story of Li Ergou resolving various neighborhood disputes and determining the fate of the old Zhang family. Who stole the beans and poisoned Lao Wang's duck? And he was widely respected by the villagers for solving various difficult cases.
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
Xiaoqin smiled and tilted her head sideways, as if she wanted to be praised by me.
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
"Damn it! The prisoner was so brave! He actually murdered the Imperial Palace in broad daylight! What are the facts?"
Xiaoqin smiled and tilted her head sideways, as if she wanted to be praised by me.
“I saw that the mayor’s building was magnificently built, comparable to the White House in the United States. There was a musical fountain in front of the building and a large lawn behind the building. After entering the front, you could see several bonsai rockeries. It seemed that the placement was instructed by a Feng Shui master. "
"Hmm, that's the content of the third episode of "Detective Li Ergou". It's such a bizarre murder case..."
"It's the mayor..."
The victims are only beans and ducks. Is it considered a "difficult case"? In comparison, look at Conan and Kindaichi, known as the "Two Evils of Tokyo". Over the years, they have killed anywhere from a thousand to eight hundred Japanese people... What kind of detective is he who has never killed anyone
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
Wait, now I live with Xiaoqin, and her home is my home. If I check Xiaoqin’s water meter, doesn’t it mean I have to check it too
Wait, now I live with Xiaoqin, and her home is my home. If I check Xiaoqin’s water meter, doesn’t it mean I have to check it too
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
"The mayor didn't know how good Li Ergou was, so he asked his secretary - bracket man, brackets over - to test Li Ergou. As a result, when Li Ergou and the mayor's secretary were talking in the study room, his keen sense of smell smelled the bookcase. There was a dead mouse at the end, so he said mysteriously: 'I smell the smell of corruption... '"
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
"The mayor didn't know how good Li Ergou was, so he asked his secretary - bracket man, brackets over - to test Li Ergou. As a result, when Li Ergou and the mayor's secretary were talking in the study room, his keen sense of smell smelled the bookcase. There was a dead mouse at the end, so he said mysteriously: 'I smell the smell of corruption... '"
It seems that he is still thinking about marrying me. Shouldn't an energetic high school student have some more ambitious goals
Why do I walk like a leader when I have hemorrhoids? Does it mean that to be a leader, you have to keep your tail between your legs
Xiaoqin smiled and tilted her head sideways, as if she wanted to be praised by me.
"After the mayor's secretary knelt down to Li Ergou, Li Ergou was surprised. However, because the cerebral cortex was stimulated by the hemorrhoid ointment, his reasoning ability was strengthened, and he soon understood that he had come to a corrupt place. lair…”
"Stop dreaming! I will strictly control the time I spend sitting in the chair, and I will never get hemorrhoids in my life!"
"It doesn't matter if the mayor's secretary doesn't listen. As soon as he hears it, he immediately kneels down to Li Ergou! The secretary begs grandpa to tell grandma: The observers are very aware! The mayor himself did the corruption! It has nothing to do with me! I am willing to be a stain. Witness, please observer, please give me a way to survive!"
Why do I walk like a leader when I have hemorrhoids? Does it mean that to be a leader, you have to keep your tail between your legs
The victims are only beans and ducks. Is it considered a "difficult case"? In comparison, look at Conan and Kindaichi, known as the "Two Evils of Tokyo". Over the years, they have killed anywhere from a thousand to eight hundred Japanese people... What kind of detective is he who has never killed anyone
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
"Should I praise you because someone was killed? It always feels so inconsistent - who was the victim?"
"Stop dreaming! I will strictly control the time I spend sitting in the chair, and I will never get hemorrhoids in my life!"
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
"Damn it! The prisoner was so brave! He actually murdered the Imperial Palace in broad daylight! What are the facts?"
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
"It's the mayor..."
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
"It turns out that the mayor next door had been eavesdropping on what was going on in the study. As soon as he heard the words 'Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection,' he suddenly had a nervous breakdown and jumped out of the third-floor window! Because he was too fat, he was smashed into a meat pie! How pitiful!"
"Li Ergou didn't go to solve the case because the mayor was killed. It was because Li Ergou investigated the case of the official seal theft that the mayor was killed."
"It smells so strong of a conspiracy... Could it be a very complicated serial murder case? Li Ergou has never even solved the case of mammals being killed. Isn't it a bit forced to deal with the killing of humans right from the start?"
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
"Li Ergou didn't go to solve the case because the mayor was killed. It was because Li Ergou investigated the case of the official seal theft that the mayor was killed."
"Mayor?" I asked strangely, "Don't Li Ergou live in the village? Why should the mayor be asked to solve the case when he was killed? Has his reputation spread far and wide to nearby villages and towns by redressing the injustices of beans and ducks and pursuing the murderer? ?”
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
"Li Ergou didn't go to solve the case because the mayor was killed. It was because Li Ergou investigated the case of the official seal theft that the mayor was killed."
It seems that he is still thinking about marrying me. Shouldn't an energetic high school student have some more ambitious goals
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
"Yeah, yeah, I uploaded the third chapter of "Detective Li Ergou" to the website yesterday. The response from readers was very enthusiastic. Many people left comments like "Please accept my knee" and "Unprecedented and unprecedented. "
I wipe it! Is this still Detective Comics? This is a political satire, okay! Xiaoqin, if you draw cartoons like this, be careful that the relevant departments come to check your water meter!
"It smells so strong of a conspiracy... Could it be a very complicated serial murder case? Li Ergou has never even solved the case of mammals being killed. Isn't it a bit forced to deal with the killing of humans right from the start?"
Xiaoqin made a sound of protest like a small animal, but she did not stop applying ointment to me.
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
Xiaoqin shook her head, "No forcing! Not forcing at all! Because the case happened in front of Li Ergou, the facts are very clear!"
"It's the mayor..."
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
"It turns out that the mayor next door had been eavesdropping on what was going on in the study. As soon as he heard the words 'Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection,' he suddenly had a nervous breakdown and jumped out of the third-floor window! Because he was too fat, he was smashed into a meat pie! How pitiful!"
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
"Hey! You were applying ointment to my head, and then you said that Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment - it would cause a bad association for me!"
"Damn it! The prisoner was so brave! He actually murdered the Imperial Palace in broad daylight! What are the facts?"
Why do I walk like a leader when I have hemorrhoids? Does it mean that to be a leader, you have to keep your tail between your legs
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
"But Detective Comics is so difficult to write. It gives me a headache just thinking about it."
"It's not what classmate Ye Lin thought~~~ By the way, Li Ergou went to the town's anorectal doctor to treat hemorrhoids..."
"Hmm, that's the content of the third episode of "Detective Li Ergou". It's such a bizarre murder case..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I never noticed it before, but now that classmate Ye Lin has shaved his head, he feels that his head is so round! Is it because of this that the two of us hit it off?"
"Damn it! The prisoner was so brave! He actually murdered the Imperial Palace in broad daylight! What are the facts?"
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
"Why are you treating hemorrhoids again! In "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", didn't you just let Cthulhu suffer from hemorrhoids? If you don't have hemorrhoids, you can't be the protagonist of your comics! What kind of damn potential is this? Rules!”
You are as shameless as a city wall! Xiaoqin, your cheekiness is comparable to that of Sister Feng! What kind of aesthetics do you have to think that from now on you will never see anything more beautiful than your comics
"It's not what classmate Ye Lin thought~~~ By the way, Li Ergou went to the town's anorectal doctor to treat hemorrhoids..."
"It turns out that the mayor next door had been eavesdropping on what was going on in the study. As soon as he heard the words 'Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection,' he suddenly had a nervous breakdown and jumped out of the third-floor window! Because he was too fat, he was smashed into a meat pie! How pitiful!"
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
The victims are only beans and ducks. Is it considered a "difficult case"? In comparison, look at Conan and Kindaichi, known as the "Two Evils of Tokyo". Over the years, they have killed anywhere from a thousand to eight hundred Japanese people... What kind of detective is he who has never killed anyone
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
Xiaoqin continued to talk about how the mayor was put on a dead end because of Li Ergou's arrival.
"It smells so strong of a conspiracy... Could it be a very complicated serial murder case? Li Ergou has never even solved the case of mammals being killed. Isn't it a bit forced to deal with the killing of humans right from the start?"
"Hey! You were applying ointment to my head, and then you said that Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment - it would cause a bad association for me!"
"It's the mayor..."
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
"Hey! You were applying ointment to my head, and then you said that Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment - it would cause a bad association for me!"
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"Ye Lin, please don't be squeamish╭(╯3╰)╮" Xiaoqin held my shoulders from behind to prevent me from moving, "If you don't obey me and apply the ointment, what should I do if my hair doesn't grow back in the future? A bald man doesn’t look good in a wedding dress!”
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
"Mayor?" I asked strangely, "Don't Li Ergou live in the village? Why should the mayor be asked to solve the case when he was killed? Has his reputation spread far and wide to nearby villages and towns by redressing the injustices of beans and ducks and pursuing the murderer? ?”
“I saw that the mayor’s building was magnificently built, comparable to the White House in the United States. There was a musical fountain in front of the building and a large lawn behind the building. After entering the front, you could see several bonsai rockeries. It seemed that the placement was instructed by a Feng Shui master. "
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I never noticed it before, but now that classmate Ye Lin has shaved his head, he feels that his head is so round! Is it because of this that the two of us hit it off?"
"Probably... probably not?" Xiaoqin said not very confidently. It was obvious that she had never considered this issue before, "Because Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment before entering the mayor's building, which is a restricted civil act. Capable people…”
"After Li Ergou applied the hemorrhoid ointment, he felt that the chrysanthemums were chilly and his cerebral cortex was speeding up, so he decided to leave without using his clever brain to solve cases in the town. It was a pity. I heard from the old man on the roadside that the mayor's official seal was stolen. , and came outside the mayor’s building.”
"After Li Ergou went to the town to apply hemorrhoid ointment..."
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
"After the mayor's secretary knelt down to Li Ergou, Li Ergou was surprised. However, because the cerebral cortex was stimulated by the hemorrhoid ointment, his reasoning ability was strengthened, and he soon understood that he had come to a corrupt place. lair…”
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
Xiaoqin made a sound of protest like a small animal, but she did not stop applying ointment to me.
"After the mayor's secretary knelt down to Li Ergou, Li Ergou was surprised. However, because the cerebral cortex was stimulated by the hemorrhoid ointment, his reasoning ability was strengthened, and he soon understood that he had come to a corrupt place. lair…”
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
Xiaoqin made a sound of protest like a small animal, but she did not stop applying ointment to me.
"Hey! You were applying ointment to my head, and then you said that Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment - it would cause a bad association for me!"
"After Li Ergou went to the town to apply hemorrhoid ointment..."
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I never noticed it before, but now that classmate Ye Lin has shaved his head, he feels that his head is so round! Is it because of this that the two of us hit it off?"
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
"It's just a coincidence! And no matter where there is a problem with your body, classmate Ye Lin, I will be responsible for applying ointment to you! I will also apply the hemorrhoid ointment with all my heart and tenderness!"
Xiaoqin smiled and tilted her head sideways, as if she wanted to be praised by me.
Xiaoqin smiled and tilted her head sideways, as if she wanted to be praised by me.
I wipe it! Is this still Detective Comics? This is a political satire, okay! Xiaoqin, if you draw cartoons like this, be careful that the relevant departments come to check your water meter!
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
The victims are only beans and ducks. Is it considered a "difficult case"? In comparison, look at Conan and Kindaichi, known as the "Two Evils of Tokyo". Over the years, they have killed anywhere from a thousand to eight hundred Japanese people... What kind of detective is he who has never killed anyone
"Stop dreaming! I will strictly control the time I spend sitting in the chair, and I will never get hemorrhoids in my life!"
Anyway, I will not watch Xiaoqin being taken away by the relevant departments. She is my adopted sister after all. If anyone wants to take away my sister, I will stop them even if they violate all human laws!
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
You are as shameless as a city wall! Xiaoqin, your cheekiness is comparable to that of Sister Feng! What kind of aesthetics do you have to think that from now on you will never see anything more beautiful than your comics
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
Next, Xiaoqin continued to talk about why Li Ergou caused the mayor's murder.
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
Anyway, I will not watch Xiaoqin being taken away by the relevant departments. She is my adopted sister after all. If anyone wants to take away my sister, I will stop them even if they violate all human laws!
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
"It doesn't matter if the mayor's secretary doesn't listen. As soon as he hears it, he immediately kneels down to Li Ergou! The secretary begs grandpa to tell grandma: The observers are very aware! The mayor himself did the corruption! It has nothing to do with me! I am willing to be a stain. Witness, please observer, please give me a way to survive!"
Wait, now I live with Xiaoqin, and her home is my home. If I check Xiaoqin’s water meter, doesn’t it mean I have to check it too
"After Li Ergou applied the hemorrhoid ointment, he felt that the chrysanthemums were chilly and his cerebral cortex was speeding up, so he decided to leave without using his clever brain to solve cases in the town. It was a pity. I heard from the old man on the roadside that the mayor's official seal was stolen. , and came outside the mayor’s building.”
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
“I saw that the mayor’s building was magnificently built, comparable to the White House in the United States. There was a musical fountain in front of the building and a large lawn behind the building. After entering the front, you could see several bonsai rockeries. It seemed that the placement was instructed by a Feng Shui master. "
"It's not what classmate Ye Lin thought~~~ By the way, Li Ergou went to the town's anorectal doctor to treat hemorrhoids..."
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
Wait, now I live with Xiaoqin, and her home is my home. If I check Xiaoqin’s water meter, doesn’t it mean I have to check it too
The victims are only beans and ducks. Is it considered a "difficult case"? In comparison, look at Conan and Kindaichi, known as the "Two Evils of Tokyo". Over the years, they have killed anywhere from a thousand to eight hundred Japanese people... What kind of detective is he who has never killed anyone
"It smells so strong of a conspiracy... Could it be a very complicated serial murder case? Li Ergou has never even solved the case of mammals being killed. Isn't it a bit forced to deal with the killing of humans right from the start?"
Xiaoqin smiled and tilted her head sideways, as if she wanted to be praised by me.
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
"After Li Ergou applied the hemorrhoid ointment, he felt that the chrysanthemums were chilly and his cerebral cortex was speeding up, so he decided to leave without using his clever brain to solve cases in the town. It was a pity. I heard from the old man on the roadside that the mayor's official seal was stolen. , and came outside the mayor’s building.”
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
It seems that he is still thinking about marrying me. Shouldn't an energetic high school student have some more ambitious goals
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
"After the mayor's secretary knelt down to Li Ergou, Li Ergou was surprised. However, because the cerebral cortex was stimulated by the hemorrhoid ointment, his reasoning ability was strengthened, and he soon understood that he had come to a corrupt place. lair…”
Xiaoqin wanted to knock her head to show her annoyance, but because there was ointment on her palm, she had to give up.
Wait, now I live with Xiaoqin, and her home is my home. If I check Xiaoqin’s water meter, doesn’t it mean I have to check it too
Why do I walk like a leader when I have hemorrhoids? Does it mean that to be a leader, you have to keep your tail between your legs
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I never noticed it before, but now that classmate Ye Lin has shaved his head, he feels that his head is so round! Is it because of this that the two of us hit it off?"
"Should I praise you because someone was killed? It always feels so inconsistent - who was the victim?"
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"The mayor didn't know how good Li Ergou was, so he asked his secretary - bracket man, brackets over - to test Li Ergou. As a result, when Li Ergou and the mayor's secretary were talking in the study room, his keen sense of smell smelled the bookcase. There was a dead mouse at the end, so he said mysteriously: 'I smell the smell of corruption... '"
The victims are only beans and ducks. Is it considered a "difficult case"? In comparison, look at Conan and Kindaichi, known as the "Two Evils of Tokyo". Over the years, they have killed anywhere from a thousand to eight hundred Japanese people... What kind of detective is he who has never killed anyone
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
"It doesn't matter if the mayor's secretary doesn't listen. As soon as he hears it, he immediately kneels down to Li Ergou! The secretary begs grandpa to tell grandma: The observers are very aware! The mayor himself did the corruption! It has nothing to do with me! I am willing to be a stain. Witness, please observer, please give me a way to survive!"
Xiaoqin continued to talk about how the mayor was put on a dead end because of Li Ergou's arrival.
"Ye Lin, please don't be squeamish╭(╯3╰)╮" Xiaoqin held my shoulders from behind to prevent me from moving, "If you don't obey me and apply the ointment, what should I do if my hair doesn't grow back in the future? A bald man doesn’t look good in a wedding dress!”
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
Anyway, I will not watch Xiaoqin being taken away by the relevant departments. She is my adopted sister after all. If anyone wants to take away my sister, I will stop them even if they violate all human laws!
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
I wipe it! Is this still Detective Comics? This is a political satire, okay! Xiaoqin, if you draw cartoons like this, be careful that the relevant departments come to check your water meter!
Pity your sister! You, the author, are the only one who is least qualified to say that you are pitiful! Weren't you the one who painted it to death? And haven’t you heard of the experiment where two iron balls dropped to the ground at the same time on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Even if you are terrible at physics, you should have heard of it! Because it is a text for the second volume of the fourth grade Chinese language course in elementary school! The mayor wouldn't die so tragically just because he was fat! If you fall from the third floor, you'll just break into a meat bun!
"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I never noticed it before, but now that classmate Ye Lin has shaved his head, he feels that his head is so round! Is it because of this that the two of us hit it off?"
Wait, now I live with Xiaoqin, and her home is my home. If I check Xiaoqin’s water meter, doesn’t it mean I have to check it too
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
"Because Pooh also made similar comments, in the third episode, there are finally human victims!"
Xiaoqin shook her head, "No forcing! Not forcing at all! Because the case happened in front of Li Ergou, the facts are very clear!"
Anyway, I will not watch Xiaoqin being taken away by the relevant departments. She is my adopted sister after all. If anyone wants to take away my sister, I will stop them even if they violate all human laws!
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
"Hmm, that's the content of the third episode of "Detective Li Ergou". It's such a bizarre murder case..."
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
"It turns out that the mayor next door had been eavesdropping on what was going on in the study. As soon as he heard the words 'Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection,' he suddenly had a nervous breakdown and jumped out of the third-floor window! Because he was too fat, he was smashed into a meat pie! How pitiful!"
That's true. If we didn't do physical exercise regularly and stand for a certain amount of time every day like me, then our students would really be at a high risk of hemorrhoids. Eunuch Cao used hemorrhoids as an excuse to ask for leave from the teacher, although he didn't know whether it was true or not. Bar…
Xiaoqin continued to talk about how the mayor was put on a dead end because of Li Ergou's arrival.
"Why are you treating hemorrhoids again! In "Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love", didn't you just let Cthulhu suffer from hemorrhoids? If you don't have hemorrhoids, you can't be the protagonist of your comics! What kind of damn potential is this? Rules!”
"Damn it! The prisoner was so brave! He actually murdered the Imperial Palace in broad daylight! What are the facts?"
"Li Ergou encountered a little trouble when he entered the mayor's building. The guard on guard said that no one could enter, so Li Ergou lied to the guard and said that he was an observer sent by the province. Because Li Ergou had hemorrhoids, Because of the ointment, his walking posture was weird, and he looked like other leaders who didn't work all day long, so the guard believed Li Ergou's words and let him in."
"It's just a coincidence! And no matter where there is a problem with your body, classmate Ye Lin, I will be responsible for applying ointment to you! I will also apply the hemorrhoid ointment with all my heart and tenderness!"
Next, Xiaoqin continued to talk about why Li Ergou caused the mayor's murder.
You are as shameless as a city wall! Xiaoqin, your cheekiness is comparable to that of Sister Feng! What kind of aesthetics do you have to think that from now on you will never see anything more beautiful than your comics
"After the mayor's secretary knelt down to Li Ergou, Li Ergou was surprised. However, because the cerebral cortex was stimulated by the hemorrhoid ointment, his reasoning ability was strengthened, and he soon understood that he had come to a corrupt place. lair…”
"It doesn't matter if the mayor's secretary doesn't listen. As soon as he hears it, he immediately kneels down to Li Ergou! The secretary begs grandpa to tell grandma: The observers are very aware! The mayor himself did the corruption! It has nothing to do with me! I am willing to be a stain. Witness, please observer, please give me a way to survive!"
"Stop talking so much," I slightly moved my cervical vertebrae, which were sore and numb from sitting on the bed for so long, "Apply your ointment carefully, and... did you apply too much? Why do I feel like my head is covered in cement? What about the illusion of getting up?"
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"It's the mayor..."
Why do I walk like a leader when I have hemorrhoids? Does it mean that to be a leader, you have to keep your tail between your legs
"Li Ergou didn't go to solve the case because the mayor was killed. It was because Li Ergou investigated the case of the official seal theft that the mayor was killed."
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
"Damn it! The prisoner was so brave! He actually murdered the Imperial Palace in broad daylight! What are the facts?"
"It doesn't matter if the mayor's secretary doesn't listen. As soon as he hears it, he immediately kneels down to Li Ergou! The secretary begs grandpa to tell grandma: The observers are very aware! The mayor himself did the corruption! It has nothing to do with me! I am willing to be a stain. Witness, please observer, please give me a way to survive!"
"Stop dreaming! I will strictly control the time I spend sitting in the chair, and I will never get hemorrhoids in my life!"
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
"It's not what classmate Ye Lin thought~~~ By the way, Li Ergou went to the town's anorectal doctor to treat hemorrhoids..."
Anyway, I will not watch Xiaoqin being taken away by the relevant departments. She is my adopted sister after all. If anyone wants to take away my sister, I will stop them even if they violate all human laws!
You are as shameless as a city wall! Xiaoqin, your cheekiness is comparable to that of Sister Feng! What kind of aesthetics do you have to think that from now on you will never see anything more beautiful than your comics
"Don't worry about the details (ˇ＾ˇ), and I heard that young people are now more likely to get hemorrhoids. My cousin got mixed internal and external hemorrhoids because he sat too often, and he needs to have an operation recently!"
"... While Li Ergou felt ridiculous in his heart, he half-jokingly said to the mayor's secretary: Do I look like someone from the Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection?"
"Li Ergou didn't go to solve the case because the mayor was killed. It was because Li Ergou investigated the case of the official seal theft that the mayor was killed."
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
"Probably... probably not?" Xiaoqin said not very confidently. It was obvious that she had never considered this issue before, "Because Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment before entering the mayor's building, which is a restricted civil act. Capable people…”
"It turns out that the mayor next door had been eavesdropping on what was going on in the study. As soon as he heard the words 'Anti-Corruption Office of the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection,' he suddenly had a nervous breakdown and jumped out of the third-floor window! Because he was too fat, he was smashed into a meat pie! How pitiful!"
It seems that he is still thinking about marrying me. Shouldn't an energetic high school student have some more ambitious goals
"It smells so strong of a conspiracy... Could it be a very complicated serial murder case? Li Ergou has never even solved the case of mammals being killed. Isn't it a bit forced to deal with the killing of humans right from the start?"
You are as shameless as a city wall! Xiaoqin, your cheekiness is comparable to that of Sister Feng! What kind of aesthetics do you have to think that from now on you will never see anything more beautiful than your comics
"It's the mayor..."
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
It seems that he is still thinking about marrying me. Shouldn't an energetic high school student have some more ambitious goals
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
Pity your sister! You, the author, are the only one who is least qualified to say that you are pitiful! Weren't you the one who painted it to death? And haven’t you heard of the experiment where two iron balls dropped to the ground at the same time on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Even if you are terrible at physics, you should have heard of it! Because it is a text for the second volume of the fourth grade Chinese language course in elementary school! The mayor wouldn't die so tragically just because he was fat! If you fall from the third floor, you'll just break into a meat bun!
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
"Hey! The first two sentences can be said to be compliments, but the last sentence is obviously mocking your poor drawing skills! After all, you are a cartoonist who has been serializing comics intermittently for two years. How come you still have no self-awareness at all!"
Xiaoqin made a sound of protest like a small animal, but she did not stop applying ointment to me.
"Hmm, that's the content of the third episode of "Detective Li Ergou". It's such a bizarre murder case..."
Anyway, I will not watch Xiaoqin being taken away by the relevant departments. She is my adopted sister after all. If anyone wants to take away my sister, I will stop them even if they violate all human laws!
"It's not what classmate Ye Lin thought~~~ By the way, Li Ergou went to the town's anorectal doctor to treat hemorrhoids..."
Xiaoqin made a sound of protest like a small animal, but she did not stop applying ointment to me.
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
Why can hemorrhoid ointment stimulate the cerebral cortex? From the perspective of human body structure, the chrysanthemum and the brain are slightly far apart! Hearing what you said, I applied ointment on my head, but my anus was a little itchy!
"After Li Ergou went to the town to apply hemorrhoid ointment..."
"Stop dreaming! I will strictly control the time I spend sitting in the chair, and I will never get hemorrhoids in my life!"
Pity your sister! You, the author, are the only one who is least qualified to say that you are pitiful! Weren't you the one who painted it to death? And haven’t you heard of the experiment where two iron balls dropped to the ground at the same time on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Even if you are terrible at physics, you should have heard of it! Because it is a text for the second volume of the fourth grade Chinese language course in elementary school! The mayor wouldn't die so tragically just because he was fat! If you fall from the third floor, you'll just break into a meat bun!
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
"Ye Lin, please don't be squeamish╭(╯3╰)╮" Xiaoqin held my shoulders from behind to prevent me from moving, "If you don't obey me and apply the ointment, what should I do if my hair doesn't grow back in the future? A bald man doesn’t look good in a wedding dress!”
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
In my bedroom, Xiaoqin said while applying ointment to my bald head.
"It smells so strong of a conspiracy... Could it be a very complicated serial murder case? Li Ergou has never even solved the case of mammals being killed. Isn't it a bit forced to deal with the killing of humans right from the start?"
Xiaoqin shook her head, "No forcing! Not forcing at all! Because the case happened in front of Li Ergou, the facts are very clear!"
So I changed the subject and asked Xiaoqin if she had made any progress in her comic career recently.
"Probably... probably not?" Xiaoqin said not very confidently. It was obvious that she had never considered this issue before, "Because Li Ergou applied hemorrhoid ointment before entering the mayor's building, which is a restricted civil act. Capable people…”
"Stop dreaming! I will strictly control the time I spend sitting in the chair, and I will never get hemorrhoids in my life!"
Xiaoqin shook her head, "No forcing! Not forcing at all! Because the case happened in front of Li Ergou, the facts are very clear!"
Xiaoqin made a sound of protest like a small animal, but she did not stop applying ointment to me.
You are as shameless as a city wall! Xiaoqin, your cheekiness is comparable to that of Sister Feng! What kind of aesthetics do you have to think that from now on you will never see anything more beautiful than your comics
"You are so weird! You have turned a good detective comic into a satirical and anti-corruption comic! And strictly speaking, the murderer this time is not Li Ergou himself! Although Conan and Kindaichi were also wrongly accused of being murderers, But his innocence soon became clear! Li Ergou scared the mayor to the point of jumping off the building with his words. The causal relationship between this cannot be ignored! Won’t Li Ergou leave a psychological shadow?"
Xiao Qin's words are very colorful, but in fact, the expressiveness of the comics is far behind. The so-called mayor's building that looks very much like the White House is just a crooked building line with the word "White House" written on it, while the fountain, lawn, and bonsai rockery In the same way, readers would not know what was drawn without writing on it.
So for Li Ergou, is hemorrhoid ointment equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not from Earth at all! "Detective Li Ergou" is basically the sequel to "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love"!
"It's because classmate Ye Lin's understanding ability is so poor! Readers left comments to 'poke their own dog's eyes', it must be because they think my painting skills are unparalleled and have impressed both the past and present. After seeing my paintings, they will never forget them from now on." In the end, there was nothing else worth seeing with my eyes, so I blinded myself to remember the moment of appreciating my works... "
Pity your sister! You, the author, are the only one who is least qualified to say that you are pitiful! Weren't you the one who painted it to death? And haven’t you heard of the experiment where two iron balls dropped to the ground at the same time on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? Even if you are terrible at physics, you should have heard of it! Because it is a text for the second volume of the fourth grade Chinese language course in elementary school! The mayor wouldn't die so tragically just because he was fat! If you fall from the third floor, you'll just break into a meat bun!