As the "Diary Man" who leads the trend of the times in Dongshan City, Xiaoqin has extremely good lock-picking skills. After a while, she used a folded tinfoil strip to loosen the bathroom door lock, and was about to open the door and come in.
Before I could think of any answers, I threw myself on Xiao Qin in a dirty posture like "an eminent monk leaving the bath". Xiao Qin was afraid that I would be injured, so she quickly caught me with both hands and tried her best to use the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou. Kung Fu, hopefully reducing the damage I take when I land.
I don’t know if it’s something to be thankful for, but when Xiao Qin illegally invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing foam into my private area, so strictly speaking, although I was taking a bath, I was not naked, but wearing a pair of foam underwear.
It’s just that Xiaoqin glanced at my “bubble thong”. If Aunt Ren saw it again, I would have to find an ancient temple in the mountains and face the wall for ten years.
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
I knew I had to take action now.
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? Anyway, everything is the same below...
I knew I had to take action now.
I had to do this because Xiaoqin had already opened the bathroom door a crack and peeked inside with excitement on her face. I could do nothing but sit and wait.
First of all, should I use the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain" to slow down the damage caused by falling, or should I give priority to covering my private parts so that I can retain the last trace of dignity in front of Aunt Ren
Bathing in the summer doesn't take much time. My own bathing is almost finished. I have applied antiseptic soap all over, and I only have to use the shower head to rinse off the foam on my body.
"Classmate Ye Lin, be careful!"
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
I don’t know if it’s something to be thankful for, but when Xiao Qin illegally invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing foam into my private area, so strictly speaking, although I was taking a bath, I was not naked, but wearing a pair of foam underwear.
At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? Anyway, everything is the same below...
"Ah, mom is back!" Xiaoqin said in panic, "What we did is going to be discovered!"
"Holy crap! Who is this monster!?"
So I walked to the inside of the bathroom door without covering up, trying to stop Xiaoqin from opening the bathroom door.
But no matter what, wearing it is better than not wearing it.
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
As the "Diary Man" who leads the trend of the times in Dongshan City, Xiaoqin has extremely good lock-picking skills. After a while, she used a folded tinfoil strip to loosen the bathroom door lock, and was about to open the door and come in.
However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.
Of course, these foam panties are not stable enough and the style is too bold. They may be equivalent to women's thongs.
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
"Holy crap! Who is this monster!?"
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
But no matter what, wearing it is better than not wearing it.
Bathing in the summer doesn't take much time. My own bathing is almost finished. I have applied antiseptic soap all over, and I only have to use the shower head to rinse off the foam on my body.
No, no, no, no, no! ! Who among Xiao Qin, Dad, and Aunt Ren present could not recognize my true identity! Even if the father said "Who is the monster" in a moment of humor, there is no way he would not recognize his son!
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
So I walked to the inside of the bathroom door without covering up, trying to stop Xiaoqin from opening the bathroom door.
Anyway, I shouted this first.
Is this the highest state of an "eminent monk" as described by Guo Degang, which is called "getting to know women when you get on the kang, and knowing shoes when you get off the kang"
I had to do this because Xiaoqin had already opened the bathroom door a crack and peeked inside with excitement on her face. I could do nothing but sit and wait.
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
I turned around and urged my dad, who just woke up from his dream. However, because he was holding a lot of newly bought goods in his hand, he had to find a place to put the goods down before he could get me clothes.
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
I must have mentioned more than once that the bathroom in Aunt Ren's house is larger than mine. It not only has a shower head but also a bathtub, and the tiles on the walls and floor are also relatively high-end.
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
Dad may not be used to my bald head yet, but when he saw a big bald head suddenly flying out of his bathroom, he couldn't help but screamed.
Xiaoqin probably hasn't taken off her clothes yet. If she really takes off her clothes and wants to soap her body with me, I'm not Liu Xiahui, a government-fan with sexual insufficiency, so I may not be able to control it.
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
"Holy crap! Who is this monster!?"
It's the lesser of two evils. Instead of being overwhelmed by Xiaoqin's naked body, it's better to risk being naked by her and close the bathroom door again. It's not the first time Xiaoqin has seen me anyway. Naked—she saw it when I was little and when I was growing up.
However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom have been the most accident-prone places in the house. Every year, many Americans die from exploding turkeys or falls in the bathroom. The more kitchen utensils, the more dangerous the kitchen, and the larger the space, the more dangerous the bathroom.
Of course, these foam panties are not stable enough and the style is too bold. They may be equivalent to women's thongs.
"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
First of all, should I use the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain" to slow down the damage caused by falling, or should I give priority to covering my private parts so that I can retain the last trace of dignity in front of Aunt Ren
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
I don’t know if it’s something to be thankful for, but when Xiao Qin illegally invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing foam into my private area, so strictly speaking, although I was taking a bath, I was not naked, but wearing a pair of foam underwear.
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out! It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me!
I don’t know if it’s something to be thankful for, but when Xiao Qin illegally invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing foam into my private area, so strictly speaking, although I was taking a bath, I was not naked, but wearing a pair of foam underwear.
Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.
If it's a small bathroom, I can always find support, but if it's a big bathroom, I can't find any support! The only thing holding me back from falling and chewing on the dirt was the bathroom door handle!
"Ah, mom is back!" Xiaoqin said in panic, "What we did is going to be discovered!"
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
"Classmate Ye Lin," Xiaoqin put one hand around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "hold me and get up slowly, treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... Hold me and slowly move me to your bedroom... "
"Dad, don't be stunned, bring me some clothes!"
In those short few seconds when I was flying freely like a dolphin, I thought about several serious questions in succession.
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out! It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me!
It’s just that Xiaoqin glanced at my “bubble thong”. If Aunt Ren saw it again, I would have to find an ancient temple in the mountains and face the wall for ten years.
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
Wait, it seems that in a widely circulated joke, someone has encountered a similar problem.
This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
"Classmate Ye Lin," Xiaoqin put one hand around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "hold me and get up slowly, treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... Hold me and slowly move me to your bedroom... "
However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.
"Dad, don't be stunned, bring me some clothes!"
If it's a small bathroom, I can always find support, but if it's a big bathroom, I can't find any support! The only thing holding me back from falling and chewing on the dirt was the bathroom door handle!
The momentum doesn’t stop! The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door!
It’s just that Xiaoqin glanced at my “bubble thong”. If Aunt Ren saw it again, I would have to find an ancient temple in the mountains and face the wall for ten years.
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
It’s just that Xiaoqin glanced at my “bubble thong”. If Aunt Ren saw it again, I would have to find an ancient temple in the mountains and face the wall for ten years.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.
If it's a small bathroom, I can always find support, but if it's a big bathroom, I can't find any support! The only thing holding me back from falling and chewing on the dirt was the bathroom door handle!
However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom have been the most accident-prone places in the house. Every year, many Americans die from exploding turkeys or falls in the bathroom. The more kitchen utensils, the more dangerous the kitchen, and the larger the space, the more dangerous the bathroom.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
What a lewd monk! You are so impatient after becoming a monk! After taking a shower, before wiping off the foam on my body, I pounced on the woman!
In those short few seconds when I was flying freely like a dolphin, I thought about several serious questions in succession.
After Xiaoqin reminded me, I discovered that my nuclear bomb mushroom had been sufficiently lubricated by antiseptic soap before and was stimulated during the flight. At this time, it actually fell into the triangular gap between Xiaoqin's two jeans legs! Isn't this the legendary leg? Oh my God! I did something extremely nasty to my stepsister! And in front of Aunt Ren!
I knew I had to take action now.
"Huh?" Aunt Ren took a step into the living room, looked down at me condescendingly and said, "Since you didn't do anything bad, then you are doing something good?"
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is suddenly so enthusiastic..." Xiaoqin's face turned red under me, "But now is not the time, mom is watching us..."
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
I must have mentioned more than once that the bathroom in Aunt Ren's house is larger than mine. It not only has a shower head but also a bathtub, and the tiles on the walls and floor are also relatively high-end.
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.
In those short few seconds when I was flying freely like a dolphin, I thought about several serious questions in succession.
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
The result was—I slipped! There was residual foam on my toes, which made me slip forward when I went to close the bathroom door!
What kind of shameful play is this? Are you actually going to use your adopted sister as an apron? If I hold you and stand up, I can block Aunt Ren's gaze, but what will Aunt Ren think? If I carried her daughter naked into my bedroom, wouldn't I be committing a catastrophic death
This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
If it's a small bathroom, I can always find support, but if it's a big bathroom, I can't find any support! The only thing holding me back from falling and chewing on the dirt was the bathroom door handle!
"Classmate Ye Lin," Xiaoqin put one hand around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "hold me and get up slowly, treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... Hold me and slowly move me to your bedroom... "
Wearing a foam thong—no, all the foam had fallen away during the flight—she flew out naked and slippery!
What kind of shameful play is this? Are you actually going to use your adopted sister as an apron? If I hold you and stand up, I can block Aunt Ren's gaze, but what will Aunt Ren think? If I carried her daughter naked into my bedroom, wouldn't I be committing a catastrophic death
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is suddenly so enthusiastic..." Xiaoqin's face turned red under me, "But now is not the time, mom is watching us..."
However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.
"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a bath. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem." Classmate Ye Lin used a trick to fly from the sky..."
As a result she fell down with me.
I don’t know if it’s something to be thankful for, but when Xiao Qin illegally invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing foam into my private area, so strictly speaking, although I was taking a bath, I was not naked, but wearing a pair of foam underwear.
The momentum doesn’t stop! The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door!
The result was—I slipped! There was residual foam on my toes, which made me slip forward when I went to close the bathroom door!
Wearing a foam thong—no, all the foam had fallen away during the flight—she flew out naked and slippery!
Wearing a foam thong—no, all the foam had fallen away during the flight—she flew out naked and slippery!
not good! It was fine if Xiaoqin didn't mention this. As soon as she said it, I suddenly felt a strange feeling surging along both sides of my spine! Xiaoqin's confused expression of embarrassment as she didn't know whether to keep her legs together or close them, actually increased my body's excitement!
After Xiaoqin reminded me, I discovered that my nuclear bomb mushroom had been sufficiently lubricated by antiseptic soap before and was stimulated during the flight. At this time, it actually fell into the triangular gap between Xiaoqin's two jeans legs! Isn't this the legendary leg? Oh my God! I did something extremely nasty to my stepsister! And in front of Aunt Ren!
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.
"Holy crap! Who is this monster!?"
"Classmate Ye Lin, be careful!"
Of course, these foam panties are not stable enough and the style is too bold. They may be equivalent to women's thongs.
What a lewd monk! You are so impatient after becoming a monk! After taking a shower, before wiping off the foam on my body, I pounced on the woman!
"Dad, don't be stunned, bring me some clothes!"
Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.
Dad may not be used to my bald head yet, but when he saw a big bald head suddenly flying out of his bathroom, he couldn't help but screamed.
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
No, no, no, no, no! ! Who among Xiao Qin, Dad, and Aunt Ren present could not recognize my true identity! Even if the father said "Who is the monster" in a moment of humor, there is no way he would not recognize his son!
That’s right! Aunt Ren looked at us with burning eyes - especially at me! My entire backside was seen by Aunt Ren! Even though I have latissimus dorsi and deltoid muscles that I am proud of, it is hard to overcome the shame of having my gluteus maximus seen by my stepmother! Aunt Ren, please stop reading! I didn't mean to lie on your daughter like this!
If it's a small bathroom, I can always find support, but if it's a big bathroom, I can't find any support! The only thing holding me back from falling and chewing on the dirt was the bathroom door handle!
So I walked to the inside of the bathroom door without covering up, trying to stop Xiaoqin from opening the bathroom door.
In those short few seconds when I was flying freely like a dolphin, I thought about several serious questions in succession.
What a lewd monk! You are so impatient after becoming a monk! After taking a shower, before wiping off the foam on my body, I pounced on the woman!
Bathing in the summer doesn't take much time. My own bathing is almost finished. I have applied antiseptic soap all over, and I only have to use the shower head to rinse off the foam on my body.
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is suddenly so enthusiastic..." Xiaoqin's face turned red under me, "But now is not the time, mom is watching us..."
However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.
Alas, Aunt Ren was so careless when she got angry... Do you think I don't want to get up from Xiaoqin? In fact, I showed you my full frontal view as soon as I got up. They say that mothers and children should treat each other with sincerity, but this is not the "sincerity" method!
No, no, no, no, no! ! Who among Xiao Qin, Dad, and Aunt Ren present could not recognize my true identity! Even if the father said "Who is the monster" in a moment of humor, there is no way he would not recognize his son!
"Classmate Ye Lin, be careful!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, be careful!"
First of all, should I use the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain" to slow down the damage caused by falling, or should I give priority to covering my private parts so that I can retain the last trace of dignity in front of Aunt Ren
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
After Xiaoqin reminded me, I discovered that my nuclear bomb mushroom had been sufficiently lubricated by antiseptic soap before and was stimulated during the flight. At this time, it actually fell into the triangular gap between Xiaoqin's two jeans legs! Isn't this the legendary leg? Oh my God! I did something extremely nasty to my stepsister! And in front of Aunt Ren!
Wait, it seems that in a widely circulated joke, someone has encountered a similar problem.
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a bath. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem." Classmate Ye Lin used a trick to fly from the sky..."
It's the lesser of two evils. Instead of being overwhelmed by Xiaoqin's naked body, it's better to risk being naked by her and close the bathroom door again. It's not the first time Xiaoqin has seen me anyway. Naked—she saw it when I was little and when I was growing up.
At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? Anyway, everything is the same below...
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
Wait, it seems that in a widely circulated joke, someone has encountered a similar problem.
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out! It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me!
After Xiaoqin reminded me, I discovered that my nuclear bomb mushroom had been sufficiently lubricated by antiseptic soap before and was stimulated during the flight. At this time, it actually fell into the triangular gap between Xiaoqin's two jeans legs! Isn't this the legendary leg? Oh my God! I did something extremely nasty to my stepsister! And in front of Aunt Ren!
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
Alas, Aunt Ren was so careless when she got angry... Do you think I don't want to get up from Xiaoqin? In fact, I showed you my full frontal view as soon as I got up. They say that mothers and children should treat each other with sincerity, but this is not the "sincerity" method!
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
not good! It was fine if Xiaoqin didn't mention this. As soon as she said it, I suddenly felt a strange feeling surging along both sides of my spine! Xiaoqin's confused expression of embarrassment as she didn't know whether to keep her legs together or close them, actually increased my body's excitement!
But no matter what, wearing it is better than not wearing it.
"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a bath. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem." Classmate Ye Lin used a trick to fly from the sky..."
At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? Anyway, everything is the same below...
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
"Huh?" Aunt Ren took a step into the living room, looked down at me condescendingly and said, "Since you didn't do anything bad, then you are doing something good?"
No, no, no, no, no! ! Who among Xiao Qin, Dad, and Aunt Ren present could not recognize my true identity! Even if the father said "Who is the monster" in a moment of humor, there is no way he would not recognize his son!
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
It's the lesser of two evils. Instead of being overwhelmed by Xiaoqin's naked body, it's better to risk being naked by her and close the bathroom door again. It's not the first time Xiaoqin has seen me anyway. Naked—she saw it when I was little and when I was growing up.
"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a bath. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem." Classmate Ye Lin used a trick to fly from the sky..."
If it's a small bathroom, I can always find support, but if it's a big bathroom, I can't find any support! The only thing holding me back from falling and chewing on the dirt was the bathroom door handle!
I had to do this because Xiaoqin had already opened the bathroom door a crack and peeked inside with excitement on her face. I could do nothing but sit and wait.
No, no, no, no, no! ! Who among Xiao Qin, Dad, and Aunt Ren present could not recognize my true identity! Even if the father said "Who is the monster" in a moment of humor, there is no way he would not recognize his son!
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
Wait, it seems that in a widely circulated joke, someone has encountered a similar problem.
What a lewd monk! You are so impatient after becoming a monk! After taking a shower, before wiping off the foam on my body, I pounced on the woman!
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
"Huh?" Aunt Ren took a step into the living room, looked down at me condescendingly and said, "Since you didn't do anything bad, then you are doing something good?"
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, be careful!"
Not only did I fall on my back, I was also pinned down by my naked body.
I knew I had to take action now.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
Before I could think of any answers, I threw myself on Xiao Qin in a dirty posture like "an eminent monk leaving the bath". Xiao Qin was afraid that I would be injured, so she quickly caught me with both hands and tried her best to use the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou. Kung Fu, hopefully reducing the damage I take when I land.
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
No, no, no, no, no! ! Who among Xiao Qin, Dad, and Aunt Ren present could not recognize my true identity! Even if the father said "Who is the monster" in a moment of humor, there is no way he would not recognize his son!
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out! It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me!
"Yes, yes!" I nodded hurriedly, and then shook my head hurriedly, "This is neither a good thing nor a bad thing, it is an accident! An accident! It must be because my balance ability has weakened because I shaved my head..."
As a result she fell down with me.
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
Is this the highest state of an "eminent monk" as described by Guo Degang, which is called "getting to know women when you get on the kang, and knowing shoes when you get off the kang"
At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? Anyway, everything is the same below...
In those short few seconds when I was flying freely like a dolphin, I thought about several serious questions in succession.
First of all, should I use the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain" to slow down the damage caused by falling, or should I give priority to covering my private parts so that I can retain the last trace of dignity in front of Aunt Ren
Wait, it seems that in a widely circulated joke, someone has encountered a similar problem.
Not only did I fall on my back, I was also pinned down by my naked body.
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
But no matter what, wearing it is better than not wearing it.
However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom have been the most accident-prone places in the house. Every year, many Americans die from exploding turkeys or falls in the bathroom. The more kitchen utensils, the more dangerous the kitchen, and the larger the space, the more dangerous the bathroom.
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
Fortunately, the living room was carpeted all year round, and Xiaoqin was good at Yin Yang Sanshou, so she didn't suffer any serious impact, and the back of her head didn't touch the ground.
This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
First of all, should I use the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain" to slow down the damage caused by falling, or should I give priority to covering my private parts so that I can retain the last trace of dignity in front of Aunt Ren
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.
Alas, Aunt Ren was so careless when she got angry... Do you think I don't want to get up from Xiaoqin? In fact, I showed you my full frontal view as soon as I got up. They say that mothers and children should treat each other with sincerity, but this is not the "sincerity" method!
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
I knew I had to take action now.
What a lewd monk! You are so impatient after becoming a monk! After taking a shower, before wiping off the foam on my body, I pounced on the woman!
This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.
not good! It was fine if Xiaoqin didn't mention this. As soon as she said it, I suddenly felt a strange feeling surging along both sides of my spine! Xiaoqin's confused expression of embarrassment as she didn't know whether to keep her legs together or close them, actually increased my body's excitement!
Xiaoqin probably hasn't taken off her clothes yet. If she really takes off her clothes and wants to soap her body with me, I'm not Liu Xiahui, a government-fan with sexual insufficiency, so I may not be able to control it.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.
Is this the highest state of an "eminent monk" as described by Guo Degang, which is called "getting to know women when you get on the kang, and knowing shoes when you get off the kang"
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
Is this the highest state of an "eminent monk" as described by Guo Degang, which is called "getting to know women when you get on the kang, and knowing shoes when you get off the kang"
But no matter what, wearing it is better than not wearing it.
Xiaoqin probably hasn't taken off her clothes yet. If she really takes off her clothes and wants to soap her body with me, I'm not Liu Xiahui, a government-fan with sexual insufficiency, so I may not be able to control it.
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
Ah, my thinking is already confused! Just go to the zoo to adopt a monkey, and then take it to the West to learn scriptures!
The momentum doesn’t stop! The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door!
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
"Ah, mom is back!" Xiaoqin said in panic, "What we did is going to be discovered!"
I had to do this because Xiaoqin had already opened the bathroom door a crack and peeked inside with excitement on her face. I could do nothing but sit and wait.
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is suddenly so enthusiastic..." Xiaoqin's face turned red under me, "But now is not the time, mom is watching us..."
"Dad, don't be stunned, bring me some clothes!"
This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
That’s right! Aunt Ren looked at us with burning eyes - especially at me! My entire backside was seen by Aunt Ren! Even though I have latissimus dorsi and deltoid muscles that I am proud of, it is hard to overcome the shame of having my gluteus maximus seen by my stepmother! Aunt Ren, please stop reading! I didn't mean to lie on your daughter like this!
If it's a small bathroom, I can always find support, but if it's a big bathroom, I can't find any support! The only thing holding me back from falling and chewing on the dirt was the bathroom door handle!
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is suddenly so enthusiastic..." Xiaoqin's face turned red under me, "But now is not the time, mom is watching us..."
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
I had to do this because Xiaoqin had already opened the bathroom door a crack and peeked inside with excitement on her face. I could do nothing but sit and wait.
So I walked to the inside of the bathroom door without covering up, trying to stop Xiaoqin from opening the bathroom door.
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out! It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me!
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
Wearing a foam thong—no, all the foam had fallen away during the flight—she flew out naked and slippery!
Of course, these foam panties are not stable enough and the style is too bold. They may be equivalent to women's thongs.
It's the lesser of two evils. Instead of being overwhelmed by Xiaoqin's naked body, it's better to risk being naked by her and close the bathroom door again. It's not the first time Xiaoqin has seen me anyway. Naked—she saw it when I was little and when I was growing up.
"Classmate Ye Lin," Xiaoqin put one hand around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "hold me and get up slowly, treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... Hold me and slowly move me to your bedroom... "
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
It's the lesser of two evils. Instead of being overwhelmed by Xiaoqin's naked body, it's better to risk being naked by her and close the bathroom door again. It's not the first time Xiaoqin has seen me anyway. Naked—she saw it when I was little and when I was growing up.
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
What kind of shameful play is this? Are you actually going to use your adopted sister as an apron? If I hold you and stand up, I can block Aunt Ren's gaze, but what will Aunt Ren think? If I carried her daughter naked into my bedroom, wouldn't I be committing a catastrophic death
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
Ah, my thinking is already confused! Just go to the zoo to adopt a monkey, and then take it to the West to learn scriptures!
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
As a result she fell down with me.
"Classmate Ye Lin," Xiaoqin put one hand around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "hold me and get up slowly, treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... Hold me and slowly move me to your bedroom... "
So I walked to the inside of the bathroom door without covering up, trying to stop Xiaoqin from opening the bathroom door.
Bathing in the summer doesn't take much time. My own bathing is almost finished. I have applied antiseptic soap all over, and I only have to use the shower head to rinse off the foam on my body.
asshole! This won't work, and that won't work either. What should I do
Anyway, I shouted this first.
Before I could think of any answers, I threw myself on Xiao Qin in a dirty posture like "an eminent monk leaving the bath". Xiao Qin was afraid that I would be injured, so she quickly caught me with both hands and tried her best to use the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou. Kung Fu, hopefully reducing the damage I take when I land.
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
"Aunt Ren! Don't make any big moves yet! This is a misunderstanding!"
"Classmate Ye Lin," Xiaoqin put one hand around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "hold me and get up slowly, treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... Hold me and slowly move me to your bedroom... "
No, no, no, no, no! ! Who among Xiao Qin, Dad, and Aunt Ren present could not recognize my true identity! Even if the father said "Who is the monster" in a moment of humor, there is no way he would not recognize his son!
Alas, Aunt Ren was so careless when she got angry... Do you think I don't want to get up from Xiaoqin? In fact, I showed you my full frontal view as soon as I got up. They say that mothers and children should treat each other with sincerity, but this is not the "sincerity" method!
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
Wait, it seems that in a widely circulated joke, someone has encountered a similar problem.
"Huh?" Aunt Ren took a step into the living room, looked down at me condescendingly and said, "Since you didn't do anything bad, then you are doing something good?"
However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom have been the most accident-prone places in the house. Every year, many Americans die from exploding turkeys or falls in the bathroom. The more kitchen utensils, the more dangerous the kitchen, and the larger the space, the more dangerous the bathroom.
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
As the "Diary Man" who leads the trend of the times in Dongshan City, Xiaoqin has extremely good lock-picking skills. After a while, she used a folded tinfoil strip to loosen the bathroom door lock, and was about to open the door and come in.
What kind of shameful play is this? Are you actually going to use your adopted sister as an apron? If I hold you and stand up, I can block Aunt Ren's gaze, but what will Aunt Ren think? If I carried her daughter naked into my bedroom, wouldn't I be committing a catastrophic death
"Yes, yes!" I nodded hurriedly, and then shook my head hurriedly, "This is neither a good thing nor a bad thing, it is an accident! An accident! It must be because my balance ability has weakened because I shaved my head..."
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
"Ah, mom is back!" Xiaoqin said in panic, "What we did is going to be discovered!"
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
However, I underestimated the inertia of my forward fall and overestimated the friction between my feet and the tiles.
"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.
I knew I had to take action now.
After Xiaoqin reminded me, I discovered that my nuclear bomb mushroom had been sufficiently lubricated by antiseptic soap before and was stimulated during the flight. At this time, it actually fell into the triangular gap between Xiaoqin's two jeans legs! Isn't this the legendary leg? Oh my God! I did something extremely nasty to my stepsister! And in front of Aunt Ren!
"Classmate Ye Lin," Xiaoqin put one hand around my neck and the other around my waist, and said to me with a hot face, "hold me and get up slowly, treat me like a piece of your clothes." Hide your shame in front of mom... Hold me and slowly move me to your bedroom... "
The momentum doesn’t stop! The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door!
Alas, Aunt Ren was so careless when she got angry... Do you think I don't want to get up from Xiaoqin? In fact, I showed you my full frontal view as soon as I got up. They say that mothers and children should treat each other with sincerity, but this is not the "sincerity" method!
First of all, should I use the "Yin Yang Sanshou Technique of Touching Porcelain" to slow down the damage caused by falling, or should I give priority to covering my private parts so that I can retain the last trace of dignity in front of Aunt Ren
That’s right! Aunt Ren looked at us with burning eyes - especially at me! My entire backside was seen by Aunt Ren! Even though I have latissimus dorsi and deltoid muscles that I am proud of, it is hard to overcome the shame of having my gluteus maximus seen by my stepmother! Aunt Ren, please stop reading! I didn't mean to lie on your daughter like this!
"Huh?" Aunt Ren took a step into the living room, looked down at me condescendingly and said, "Since you didn't do anything bad, then you are doing something good?"
The momentum doesn’t stop! The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door!
Anyway, I shouted this first.
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
This was a good time to close the crack of the bathroom door. I quickly grabbed the outside handle of the bathroom door as fast as I could.
"Dad, don't be stunned, bring me some clothes!"
"Dad, don't be stunned, bring me some clothes!"
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
"Ah, classmate Ye Lin is suddenly so enthusiastic..." Xiaoqin's face turned red under me, "But now is not the time, mom is watching us..."
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
At this moment, should I follow the example of the ancients and cover my face first? Anyway, everything is the same below...
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.
I turned around and urged my dad, who just woke up from his dream. However, because he was holding a lot of newly bought goods in his hand, he had to find a place to put the goods down before he could get me clothes.
Because I came out in the middle of the shower, the water on my body was still wet. Xiaoqin was in close contact with me for a few seconds, and all the clothes on her body were wet. It must have made her feel sticky and wet.
Before I could think of any answers, I threw myself on Xiao Qin in a dirty posture like "an eminent monk leaving the bath". Xiao Qin was afraid that I would be injured, so she quickly caught me with both hands and tried her best to use the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou. Kung Fu, hopefully reducing the damage I take when I land.
"Ding ding ding ding~ The childhood sweetheart comic cat maid is going to serve classmate Ye Lin!"
"Holy crap! Who is this monster!?"
"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a bath. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem." Classmate Ye Lin used a trick to fly from the sky..."
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
"Did you shave off the hair or the tail?" Aunt Ren said angrily, "No matter what is going on, get off my daughter quickly!"
I had to do this because Xiaoqin had already opened the bathroom door a crack and peeked inside with excitement on her face. I could do nothing but sit and wait.
Ah, my thinking is already confused! Just go to the zoo to adopt a monkey, and then take it to the West to learn scriptures!
Your sister is a flying fairy from the sky! He must be a monk from Tianwaifei! If I use this trick of "Flying Monk from Heaven" in front of Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, they will be unable to resist! Because the picture is too beautiful, they dare not look at it!
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.
What a lewd monk! You are so impatient after becoming a monk! After taking a shower, before wiping off the foam on my body, I pounced on the woman!
As a result she fell down with me.
As a result she fell down with me.
"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a bath. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem." Classmate Ye Lin used a trick to fly from the sky..."
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's not okay to do this in front of mom," Xiaoqin whispered in my ear with shyness, "Stop doing this now..."
That’s right! Aunt Ren looked at us with burning eyes - especially at me! My entire backside was seen by Aunt Ren! Even though I have latissimus dorsi and deltoid muscles that I am proud of, it is hard to overcome the shame of having my gluteus maximus seen by my stepmother! Aunt Ren, please stop reading! I didn't mean to lie on your daughter like this!
It’s just that Xiaoqin glanced at my “bubble thong”. If Aunt Ren saw it again, I would have to find an ancient temple in the mountains and face the wall for ten years.
As a result, at this moment, my dad and Aunt Ren came back from shopping in the supermarket. Aunt Ren walked in front and opened the door, and my dad followed behind like a waiter carrying large and small bags - there was no complaint on his expression, as if he was quite satisfied. Its fun.
"Ah..." Xiao Qin suddenly bit her lip tightly in the middle of her words, suppressing a moan.
"Ah, mom is back!" Xiaoqin said in panic, "What we did is going to be discovered!"
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out! It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me!
"I couldn't stand firmly in the bathroom before I slipped out and flew onto Xiaoqin! Xiaoqin can testify! I didn't do anything bad while you were not at home!"
Xiaoqin probably hasn't taken off her clothes yet. If she really takes off her clothes and wants to soap her body with me, I'm not Liu Xiahui, a government-fan with sexual insufficiency, so I may not be able to control it.
After Xiaoqin reminded me, I discovered that my nuclear bomb mushroom had been sufficiently lubricated by antiseptic soap before and was stimulated during the flight. At this time, it actually fell into the triangular gap between Xiaoqin's two jeans legs! Isn't this the legendary leg? Oh my God! I did something extremely nasty to my stepsister! And in front of Aunt Ren!
Dad may not be used to my bald head yet, but when he saw a big bald head suddenly flying out of his bathroom, he couldn't help but screamed.
What did we do? Don't make it sound like we were having an affair at home while our parents were out! It was obviously you who acted unilaterally against me!
not good! It was fine if Xiaoqin didn't mention this. As soon as she said it, I suddenly felt a strange feeling surging along both sides of my spine! Xiaoqin's confused expression of embarrassment as she didn't know whether to keep her legs together or close them, actually increased my body's excitement!
But that won’t help much with the current bad situation! Aunt Ren saw me leap out of the bathroom and pounce on Xiaoqin on the carpet like a hungry tiger.
Anyway, I shouted this first.
Bathing in the summer doesn't take much time. My own bathing is almost finished. I have applied antiseptic soap all over, and I only have to use the shower head to rinse off the foam on my body.
Under Aunt Ren's puzzled gaze, Xiaoqin subconsciously stepped back and let go of the outside handle of the bathroom door.
The result was—I slipped! There was residual foam on my toes, which made me slip forward when I went to close the bathroom door!
"Mom, it's not classmate Ye Lin's fault." Xiaoqin defended me to Aunt Ren. "It was because I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet while classmate Ye Lin was taking a bath. I opened the door from the outside before classmate Ye Lin was dressed, which caused the problem." Classmate Ye Lin used a trick to fly from the sky..."
The momentum doesn’t stop! The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door!
Ah, my thinking is already confused! Just go to the zoo to adopt a monkey, and then take it to the West to learn scriptures!
I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die—Dad, get your clothes quickly! Otherwise, my son will be dead! Even if Aunt Ren can forgive me for accidentally knocking down Xiaoqin, she can't possibly forgive me for what I'm going to do next!
Before I could think of any answers, I threw myself on Xiao Qin in a dirty posture like "an eminent monk leaving the bath". Xiao Qin was afraid that I would be injured, so she quickly caught me with both hands and tried her best to use the energy of Yin Yang Sanshou. Kung Fu, hopefully reducing the damage I take when I land.
As a result she fell down with me.
Wearing a foam thong—no, all the foam had fallen away during the flight—she flew out naked and slippery!
That’s right! Aunt Ren looked at us with burning eyes - especially at me! My entire backside was seen by Aunt Ren! Even though I have latissimus dorsi and deltoid muscles that I am proud of, it is hard to overcome the shame of having my gluteus maximus seen by my stepmother! Aunt Ren, please stop reading! I didn't mean to lie on your daughter like this!
Alas, Aunt Ren was so careless when she got angry... Do you think I don't want to get up from Xiaoqin? In fact, I showed you my full frontal view as soon as I got up. They say that mothers and children should treat each other with sincerity, but this is not the "sincerity" method!
As the "Diary Man" who leads the trend of the times in Dongshan City, Xiaoqin has extremely good lock-picking skills. After a while, she used a folded tinfoil strip to loosen the bathroom door lock, and was about to open the door and come in.
However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom have been the most accident-prone places in the house. Every year, many Americans die from exploding turkeys or falls in the bathroom. The more kitchen utensils, the more dangerous the kitchen, and the larger the space, the more dangerous the bathroom.
"Yes, yes!" I nodded hurriedly, and then shook my head hurriedly, "This is neither a good thing nor a bad thing, it is an accident! An accident! It must be because my balance ability has weakened because I shaved my head..."
So Tang Monk, why are you going to get sutras when you are full? Don’t the monks themselves already have many sutras
But no matter what, wearing it is better than not wearing it.
Ah, my thinking is already confused! Just go to the zoo to adopt a monkey, and then take it to the West to learn scriptures!
However, since ancient times, the kitchen and bathroom have been the most accident-prone places in the house. Every year, many Americans die from exploding turkeys or falls in the bathroom. The more kitchen utensils, the more dangerous the kitchen, and the larger the space, the more dangerous the bathroom.
I don’t know if it’s something to be thankful for, but when Xiao Qin illegally invaded the bathroom, I was rubbing foam into my private area, so strictly speaking, although I was taking a bath, I was not naked, but wearing a pair of foam underwear.
Anyway, I shouted this first.
The momentum doesn’t stop! The bathroom door opened outwards. After Xiaoqin stepped back, there was no one outside to support me. I flew out directly from the opened bathroom door!
In the joke, there was a fire in the men's bathhouse. A large group of naked men rushed into the street and met many women. Most of them covered their lower bodies. Only the shrewd protagonist covered his face. The reason was: "What's next It’s all the same, if I cover my face no one will recognize me.”