Thanks to my dad who brought me a big bath towel in time, I didn’t have to show my naked butt in front of Aunt Ren to the end of the world.
"Classmate Ye Lin, why is our neighbor Aunt Miao's daughter crying outside?"
As he spoke, he walked towards me and cracked his finger bones, as if he was preparing for a battle.
I jumped up from Xiaoqin and wrapped myself in a bath towel at lightning speed. I didn't have time to apologize to Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren, so I ran back to my bedroom in a panic.
Aunt Ren pointed out that she is stronger today just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me a lesson, and to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin. In fact, this is exactly what I want. I don't want to push down Xiaoqin because of my "sperm-induced brain", destroy the current relatively stable "sworn brother and sister" relationship, and embarrass the new family formed by Aunt Ren and Dad.
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
"Who knows," I deliberately raised my voice a little so that Aunt Miao's daughter could hear, "Maybe I broke up with my boyfriend?"
Xiaoqin was very happy to see me back and came to the foyer to greet me. I had not closed the security door completely, so she could see some of what was going on outside.
As a result, the International Flower Show in the Cultural Park attracted many tourists. There were many people in the subway station, and there were many more police than usual. It seemed to be to prevent terrorist attacks.
"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I had tinea capitis, which is highly contagious, and I shaved my head and applied ointment to treat it! If you don't believe it, you can reach out and touch my head to see if there is still sunlight on my head. Dried ointment?”
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
Feeling tired and no longer in love, I returned to the Honglou North Street community dejectedly, only to find a relatively unfamiliar girl walking in front of me, who probably also lived on the fourth floor.
Hello! Whose sperm has a brain that can’t control itself! Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk! Dad, you are going too far! If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, I would have flipped the table over!
As a result, the International Flower Show in the Cultural Park attracted many tourists. There were many people in the subway station, and there were many more police than usual. It seemed to be to prevent terrorist attacks.
Later that day, Aunt Ren came to talk to me. I was wearing very formal clothes, similar to those worn at the opening ceremony, and sat awkwardly on a chair, waiting for Aunt Ren to criticize me.
By the way, in order to exercise, I rarely take the elevator and take the stairs whenever I can. This girl probably takes the stairs to keep in shape. It’s the same reason as me, although I don’t think she is fat at all from the back. .
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
What should I do if Xiaoqin discovers something like an airplane cup hidden in the bedroom? Not to mention the inflatable dolls that take up more space! When the time comes, Xiaoqin will definitely cry and say: "Classmate Ye Lin would rather use this kind of thing than me..."
"Bring out your ID card!"
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID card and showed it to them. The policewoman took one look at it and said warily: "Why doesn't it look like it? What happened to your hair?"
As a result, the International Flower Show in the Cultural Park attracted many tourists. There were many people in the subway station, and there were many more police than usual. It seemed to be to prevent terrorist attacks.
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .
Later that day, Aunt Ren came to talk to me. I was wearing very formal clothes, similar to those worn at the opening ceremony, and sat awkwardly on a chair, waiting for Aunt Ren to criticize me.
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
So I followed her closely and planned to "overtake", but she never gave me a chance.
But the aunt did not give a long speech. Instead, she made an unnatural smile and asked me in a cold voice:
A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .
Thanks to my dad who brought me a big bath towel in time, I didn’t have to show my naked butt in front of Aunt Ren to the end of the world.
By the way, in order to exercise, I rarely take the elevator and take the stairs whenever I can. This girl probably takes the stairs to keep in shape. It’s the same reason as me, although I don’t think she is fat at all from the back. .
By the way, in order to exercise, I rarely take the elevator and take the stairs whenever I can. This girl probably takes the stairs to keep in shape. It’s the same reason as me, although I don’t think she is fat at all from the back. .
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
The next day was Sunday, and I always felt as if Aunt Ren and Dad deliberately stayed home to monitor us. Even when Xiaoqin sat on the sofa and watched TV side by side with me, they kept an eye on my and Xiaoqin's hands. Putting it on the bright side made Xiaoqin and I feel awkward.
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
As he spoke, he walked towards me and cracked his finger bones, as if he was preparing for a battle.
"ID card! ID card!" The little policeman urged me nervously, and put his hand on his waist as if he wanted to take out something. In fact, it is impossible for a novice like him to equip him with a gun. Don't think I don't know.
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
"Bring out your ID card!"
"No, no, no, Aunt Ren, how can I be your opponent?" I felt the hairs on my back stand up, and waved my hands in panic to refuse.
Feeling tired and no longer in love, I returned to the Honglou North Street community dejectedly, only to find a relatively unfamiliar girl walking in front of me, who probably also lived on the fourth floor.
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door very embarrassed, and followed her in.
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
When the police officer was checking my ID card, I forced a smile on my face (the female police officer was almost frightened by my smile and pulled out her gun) and explained:
But the aunt did not give a long speech. Instead, she made an unnatural smile and asked me in a cold voice:
Xiaoqin was very happy to see me back and came to the foyer to greet me. I had not closed the security door completely, so she could see some of what was going on outside.
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I had tinea capitis, which is highly contagious, and I shaved my head and applied ointment to treat it! If you don't believe it, you can reach out and touch my head to see if there is still sunlight on my head. Dried ointment?”
"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I had tinea capitis, which is highly contagious, and I shaved my head and applied ointment to treat it! If you don't believe it, you can reach out and touch my head to see if there is still sunlight on my head. Dried ointment?”
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't throw me away. And wouldn't it be a shame if I, the Spartan, couldn't walk up the stairs as quickly as a girl
By the way, in order to exercise, I rarely take the elevator and take the stairs whenever I can. This girl probably takes the stairs to keep in shape. It’s the same reason as me, although I don’t think she is fat at all from the back. .
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
Eh? Doesn’t it look like just the hair to you? It seems that in the foreseeable future, Wu Sheng and I can pretend to be each other for a while!
But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't throw me away. And wouldn't it be a shame if I, the Spartan, couldn't walk up the stairs as quickly as a girl
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
The female police officer immediately showed disgust. She asked the young police officer next to her to stretch out her hand to confirm, and then let me pass without fear. Afterwards, she urged the young police officer to wash her hands quickly to avoid harming her hair. .
"Who knows," I deliberately raised my voice a little so that Aunt Miao's daughter could hear, "Maybe I broke up with my boyfriend?"
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
But the aunt did not give a long speech. Instead, she made an unnatural smile and asked me in a cold voice:
After making the above counterattack, I somewhat relieved my depression from being misunderstood by many people today.
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
"You, take out your ID card!"
What should I do if Xiaoqin discovers something like an airplane cup hidden in the bedroom? Not to mention the inflatable dolls that take up more space! When the time comes, Xiaoqin will definitely cry and say: "Classmate Ye Lin would rather use this kind of thing than me..."
Just because he is her son, nothing bad can happen to her daughter—at least not until we grow up and become independent.
Aunt Ren pointed out that she is stronger today just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me a lesson, and to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin. In fact, this is exactly what I want. I don't want to push down Xiaoqin because of my "sperm-induced brain", destroy the current relatively stable "sworn brother and sister" relationship, and embarrass the new family formed by Aunt Ren and Dad.
A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
Hello! Whose sperm has a brain that can’t control itself! Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk! Dad, you are going too far! If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, I would have flipped the table over!
"Classmate Ye Lin, why is our neighbor Aunt Miao's daughter crying outside?"
"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door very embarrassed, and followed her in.
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I had tinea capitis, which is highly contagious, and I shaved my head and applied ointment to treat it! If you don't believe it, you can reach out and touch my head to see if there is still sunlight on my head. Dried ointment?”
"You, take out your ID card!"
Hello! Whose sperm has a brain that can’t control itself! Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk! Dad, you are going too far! If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, I would have flipped the table over!
The female police officer immediately showed disgust. She asked the young police officer next to her to stretch out her hand to confirm, and then let me pass without fear. Afterwards, she urged the young police officer to wash her hands quickly to avoid harming her hair. .
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
Aunt Ren is indeed a sharp-tongued person! Although she never asked me to change my name to her mother, from the bottom of my heart, she already regarded me as her son.
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
Eh? Doesn’t it look like just the hair to you? It seems that in the foreseeable future, Wu Sheng and I can pretend to be each other for a while!
Just because he is her son, nothing bad can happen to her daughter—at least not until we grow up and become independent.
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
"You and Xiao Zhao broke up!? Didn't you say that he proposed to you last week?"
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
Just because he is her son, nothing bad can happen to her daughter—at least not until we grow up and become independent.
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
"No, no, no, Aunt Ren, how can I be your opponent?" I felt the hairs on my back stand up, and waved my hands in panic to refuse.
I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID card and showed it to them. The policewoman took one look at it and said warily: "Why doesn't it look like it? What happened to your hair?"
I promise not to take advantage of Xiaoqin's feelings for me before I become independent from the family, let alone "kill someone" as Aunt Ren fears.
"You and Xiao Zhao broke up!? Didn't you say that he proposed to you last week?"
Aunt Ren is indeed a sharp-tongued person! Although she never asked me to change my name to her mother, from the bottom of my heart, she already regarded me as her son.
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
Later that day, Aunt Ren came to talk to me. I was wearing very formal clothes, similar to those worn at the opening ceremony, and sat awkwardly on a chair, waiting for Aunt Ren to criticize me.
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
The next day was Sunday, and I always felt as if Aunt Ren and Dad deliberately stayed home to monitor us. Even when Xiaoqin sat on the sofa and watched TV side by side with me, they kept an eye on my and Xiaoqin's hands. Putting it on the bright side made Xiaoqin and I feel awkward.
Hello! Whose sperm has a brain that can’t control itself! Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk! Dad, you are going too far! If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, I would have flipped the table over!
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
"ID card! ID card!" The little policeman urged me nervously, and put his hand on his waist as if he wanted to take out something. In fact, it is impossible for a novice like him to equip him with a gun. Don't think I don't know.
Just as Aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter, she heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and I, and saw her daughter's face full of tears, and asked in surprise:
The next day was Sunday, and I always felt as if Aunt Ren and Dad deliberately stayed home to monitor us. Even when Xiaoqin sat on the sofa and watched TV side by side with me, they kept an eye on my and Xiaoqin's hands. Putting it on the bright side made Xiaoqin and I feel awkward.
A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't throw me away. And wouldn't it be a shame if I, the Spartan, couldn't walk up the stairs as quickly as a girl
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
So I followed her closely and planned to "overtake", but she never gave me a chance.
"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door very embarrassed, and followed her in.
In fact, now that I am over 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City stipulates that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16 years old, otherwise I will be fined. My father told me that for some reason He Ling, the daughter of his old classmate He Goucheng, delayed applying for an ID card until she was 17, and she was fined 50 yuan for it.
As a result, the International Flower Show in the Cultural Park attracted many tourists. There were many people in the subway station, and there were many more police than usual. It seemed to be to prevent terrorist attacks.
"Who knows," I deliberately raised my voice a little so that Aunt Miao's daughter could hear, "Maybe I broke up with my boyfriend?"
"You and Xiao Zhao broke up!? Didn't you say that he proposed to you last week?"
As a result, this girl found that there was a bald man who looked like an escaped prisoner following her. He seemed to have glanced at her a few more times, and he lost his composure and moved faster and faster.
"You, take out your ID card!"
"You, take out your ID card!"
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door very embarrassed, and followed her in.
A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .
Aunt Ren is indeed a sharp-tongued person! Although she never asked me to change my name to her mother, from the bottom of my heart, she already regarded me as her son.
In fact, now that I am over 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City stipulates that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16 years old, otherwise I will be fined. My father told me that for some reason He Ling, the daughter of his old classmate He Goucheng, delayed applying for an ID card until she was 17, and she was fined 50 yuan for it.
Aunt Ren is indeed a sharp-tongued person! Although she never asked me to change my name to her mother, from the bottom of my heart, she already regarded me as her son.
Damn it! The bald head completely offsets 1% of the photogenic face! Do I look like a wanted criminal on the Internet who is carrying a major case now
I jumped up from Xiaoqin and wrapped myself in a bath towel at lightning speed. I didn't have time to apologize to Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren, so I ran back to my bedroom in a panic.
I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID card and showed it to them. The policewoman took one look at it and said warily: "Why doesn't it look like it? What happened to your hair?"
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
"ID card! ID card!" The little policeman urged me nervously, and put his hand on his waist as if he wanted to take out something. In fact, it is impossible for a novice like him to equip him with a gun. Don't think I don't know.
Just as Aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter, she heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and I, and saw her daughter's face full of tears, and asked in surprise:
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
The female police officer immediately showed disgust. She asked the young police officer next to her to stretch out her hand to confirm, and then let me pass without fear. Afterwards, she urged the young police officer to wash her hands quickly to avoid harming her hair. .
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID card and showed it to them. The policewoman took one look at it and said warily: "Why doesn't it look like it? What happened to your hair?"
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
Just as Aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter, she heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and I, and saw her daughter's face full of tears, and asked in surprise:
Eh? Doesn’t it look like just the hair to you? It seems that in the foreseeable future, Wu Sheng and I can pretend to be each other for a while!
"You and Xiao Zhao broke up!? Didn't you say that he proposed to you last week?"
The next day, the make-up lessons before the start of school, which the monitor had long said but had never found time to do, finally arrived.
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
"You, take out your ID card!"
As he spoke, he walked towards me and cracked his finger bones, as if he was preparing for a battle.
In fact, now that I am over 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City stipulates that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16 years old, otherwise I will be fined. My father told me that for some reason He Ling, the daughter of his old classmate He Goucheng, delayed applying for an ID card until she was 17, and she was fined 50 yuan for it.
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
But depending on the situation, wouldn’t it be best not to go out on the streets until my hair grows back
In fact, now that I am over 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City stipulates that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16 years old, otherwise I will be fined. My father told me that for some reason He Ling, the daughter of his old classmate He Goucheng, delayed applying for an ID card until she was 17, and she was fined 50 yuan for it.
Xiaoqin was very happy to see me back and came to the foyer to greet me. I had not closed the security door completely, so she could see some of what was going on outside.
After making the above counterattack, I somewhat relieved my depression from being misunderstood by many people today.
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
I jumped up from Xiaoqin and wrapped myself in a bath towel at lightning speed. I didn't have time to apologize to Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren, so I ran back to my bedroom in a panic.
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
When the police officer was checking my ID card, I forced a smile on my face (the female police officer was almost frightened by my smile and pulled out her gun) and explained:
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
Because I am bald and it is inconvenient to go out, the location was set up in the Honglou North Street Community, which is the home that Xiaoqin and I share. Although the monitor also gave us tutoring lessons in the Honglou North Street Community when we were in junior high school, Xiaoqin was not the same as Xiaoqin at that time. The difference is that the hosts are different. This time Xiaoqin and I are both hosts.
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I had tinea capitis, which is highly contagious, and I shaved my head and applied ointment to treat it! If you don't believe it, you can reach out and touch my head to see if there is still sunlight on my head. Dried ointment?”
"ID card! ID card!" The little policeman urged me nervously, and put his hand on his waist as if he wanted to take out something. In fact, it is impossible for a novice like him to equip him with a gun. Don't think I don't know.
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
"No, no, no, Aunt Ren, how can I be your opponent?" I felt the hairs on my back stand up, and waved my hands in panic to refuse.
Eh? Doesn’t it look like just the hair to you? It seems that in the foreseeable future, Wu Sheng and I can pretend to be each other for a while!
The female police officer immediately showed disgust. She asked the young police officer next to her to stretch out her hand to confirm, and then let me pass without fear. Afterwards, she urged the young police officer to wash her hands quickly to avoid harming her hair. .
But depending on the situation, wouldn’t it be best not to go out on the streets until my hair grows back
Xiaoqin was very happy to see me back and came to the foyer to greet me. I had not closed the security door completely, so she could see some of what was going on outside.
I was happy on the subway that I used Wu Sheng's ID card without being cheated. Unexpectedly, when I left the subway station, I was checked again by other police officers.
After making the above counterattack, I somewhat relieved my depression from being misunderstood by many people today.
Because I am bald and it is inconvenient to go out, the location was set up in the Honglou North Street Community, which is the home that Xiaoqin and I share. Although the monitor also gave us tutoring lessons in the Honglou North Street Community when we were in junior high school, Xiaoqin was not the same as Xiaoqin at that time. The difference is that the hosts are different. This time Xiaoqin and I are both hosts.
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
The next day was Sunday, and I always felt as if Aunt Ren and Dad deliberately stayed home to monitor us. Even when Xiaoqin sat on the sofa and watched TV side by side with me, they kept an eye on my and Xiaoqin's hands. Putting it on the bright side made Xiaoqin and I feel awkward.
"Bring out your ID card!"
I promise not to take advantage of Xiaoqin's feelings for me before I become independent from the family, let alone "kill someone" as Aunt Ren fears.
Seeing my sincerity, Aunt Ren reluctantly believed my promise, but before I left, she made a "shoot to kill" gesture under her neck, indicating that she would never be lenient if I didn't keep my promise.
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
What should I do if Xiaoqin discovers something like an airplane cup hidden in the bedroom? Not to mention the inflatable dolls that take up more space! When the time comes, Xiaoqin will definitely cry and say: "Classmate Ye Lin would rather use this kind of thing than me..."
"ID card! ID card!" The little policeman urged me nervously, and put his hand on his waist as if he wanted to take out something. In fact, it is impossible for a novice like him to equip him with a gun. Don't think I don't know.
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
Aunt Ren pointed out that she is stronger today just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me a lesson, and to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin. In fact, this is exactly what I want. I don't want to push down Xiaoqin because of my "sperm-induced brain", destroy the current relatively stable "sworn brother and sister" relationship, and embarrass the new family formed by Aunt Ren and Dad.
Thanks to my dad who brought me a big bath towel in time, I didn’t have to show my naked butt in front of Aunt Ren to the end of the world.
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
"You, take out your ID card!"
Aunt Ren pointed out that she is stronger today just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me a lesson, and to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin. In fact, this is exactly what I want. I don't want to push down Xiaoqin because of my "sperm-induced brain", destroy the current relatively stable "sworn brother and sister" relationship, and embarrass the new family formed by Aunt Ren and Dad.
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
But the aunt did not give a long speech. Instead, she made an unnatural smile and asked me in a cold voice:
I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID card and showed it to them. The policewoman took one look at it and said warily: "Why doesn't it look like it? What happened to your hair?"
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door very embarrassed, and followed her in.
I jumped up from Xiaoqin and wrapped myself in a bath towel at lightning speed. I didn't have time to apologize to Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren, so I ran back to my bedroom in a panic.
After making the above counterattack, I somewhat relieved my depression from being misunderstood by many people today.
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
Feeling tired and no longer in love, I returned to the Honglou North Street community dejectedly, only to find a relatively unfamiliar girl walking in front of me, who probably also lived on the fourth floor.
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
But depending on the situation, wouldn’t it be best not to go out on the streets until my hair grows back
By the way, in order to exercise, I rarely take the elevator and take the stairs whenever I can. This girl probably takes the stairs to keep in shape. It’s the same reason as me, although I don’t think she is fat at all from the back. .
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
In fact, now that I am over 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City stipulates that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16 years old, otherwise I will be fined. My father told me that for some reason He Ling, the daughter of his old classmate He Goucheng, delayed applying for an ID card until she was 17, and she was fined 50 yuan for it.
Although my skills in Yin Yang San Shou are better than Aunt Ren's (I heard from the old man that Aunt Ren's proficiency in Yin Yang San Shou is not as good as Xiaoqin's), but that won't increase my chances of winning - Aunt Ren can be proud of herself. She used her strengths to avoid her own weaknesses, and used her knowledge of Yin Yang Sanshou to prevent me from taking any advantage.
As a result, this girl found that there was a bald man who looked like an escaped prisoner following her. He seemed to have glanced at her a few more times, and he lost his composure and moved faster and faster.
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't throw me away. And wouldn't it be a shame if I, the Spartan, couldn't walk up the stairs as quickly as a girl
Aunt Ren pointed out that she is stronger today just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me a lesson, and to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin. In fact, this is exactly what I want. I don't want to push down Xiaoqin because of my "sperm-induced brain", destroy the current relatively stable "sworn brother and sister" relationship, and embarrass the new family formed by Aunt Ren and Dad.
When the police officer was checking my ID card, I forced a smile on my face (the female police officer was almost frightened by my smile and pulled out her gun) and explained:
"Quickly check to see if he is prisoner No. A683 wanted on the Internet!"
But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't throw me away. And wouldn't it be a shame if I, the Spartan, couldn't walk up the stairs as quickly as a girl
"You, take out your ID card!"
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
Thanks to my dad who brought me a big bath towel in time, I didn’t have to show my naked butt in front of Aunt Ren to the end of the world.
A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
"Classmate Ye Lin, why is our neighbor Aunt Miao's daughter crying outside?"
So I followed her closely and planned to "overtake", but she never gave me a chance.
After making the above counterattack, I somewhat relieved my depression from being misunderstood by many people today.
Damn it! The bald head completely offsets 1% of the photogenic face! Do I look like a wanted criminal on the Internet who is carrying a major case now
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
Feeling tired and no longer in love, I returned to the Honglou North Street community dejectedly, only to find a relatively unfamiliar girl walking in front of me, who probably also lived on the fourth floor.
"I didn't mean to shave my head. In fact, I had tinea capitis, which is highly contagious, and I shaved my head and applied ointment to treat it! If you don't believe it, you can reach out and touch my head to see if there is still sunlight on my head. Dried ointment?”
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
Just as Aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter, she heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and I, and saw her daughter's face full of tears, and asked in surprise:
Because I am bald and it is inconvenient to go out, the location was set up in the Honglou North Street Community, which is the home that Xiaoqin and I share. Although the monitor also gave us tutoring lessons in the Honglou North Street Community when we were in junior high school, Xiaoqin was not the same as Xiaoqin at that time. The difference is that the hosts are different. This time Xiaoqin and I are both hosts.
"Who knows," I deliberately raised my voice a little so that Aunt Miao's daughter could hear, "Maybe I broke up with my boyfriend?"
"Bring out your ID card!"
So I followed her closely and planned to "overtake", but she never gave me a chance.
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
In fact, now that I am over 16 years old, not only can I apply for an ID card, but Dongshan City stipulates that I must apply within 3 months of turning 16 years old, otherwise I will be fined. My father told me that for some reason He Ling, the daughter of his old classmate He Goucheng, delayed applying for an ID card until she was 17, and she was fined 50 yuan for it.
As a result, the International Flower Show in the Cultural Park attracted many tourists. There were many people in the subway station, and there were many more police than usual. It seemed to be to prevent terrorist attacks.
"Classmate Ye Lin, why is our neighbor Aunt Miao's daughter crying outside?"
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
By the way, in order to exercise, I rarely take the elevator and take the stairs whenever I can. This girl probably takes the stairs to keep in shape. It’s the same reason as me, although I don’t think she is fat at all from the back. .
I was happy on the subway that I used Wu Sheng's ID card without being cheated. Unexpectedly, when I left the subway station, I was checked again by other police officers.
The next day, the make-up lessons before the start of school, which the monitor had long said but had never found time to do, finally arrived.
"No, no, no, Aunt Ren, how can I be your opponent?" I felt the hairs on my back stand up, and waved my hands in panic to refuse.
Xiaoqin was very happy to see me back and came to the foyer to greet me. I had not closed the security door completely, so she could see some of what was going on outside.
But the aunt did not give a long speech. Instead, she made an unnatural smile and asked me in a cold voice:
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
Counting the return trip, my ID card was checked four times in total... Am I not that good of a person
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
Aunt Ren is indeed a sharp-tongued person! Although she never asked me to change my name to her mother, from the bottom of my heart, she already regarded me as her son.
As a result, the International Flower Show in the Cultural Park attracted many tourists. There were many people in the subway station, and there were many more police than usual. It seemed to be to prevent terrorist attacks.
"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door very embarrassed, and followed her in.
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
"Who knows," I deliberately raised my voice a little so that Aunt Miao's daughter could hear, "Maybe I broke up with my boyfriend?"
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
I promise not to take advantage of Xiaoqin's feelings for me before I become independent from the family, let alone "kill someone" as Aunt Ren fears.
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
A tall and thin policewoman who looked like she was always in menopause, and a young policeman who deliberately kept a beard on his lips to appear mature, but everyone could tell that he had just joined the job, stopped me in front of the subway turnstile. .
As a result, this girl found that there was a bald man who looked like an escaped prisoner following her. He seemed to have glanced at her a few more times, and he lost his composure and moved faster and faster.
Hello! Whose sperm has a brain that can’t control itself! Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk! Dad, you are going too far! If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, I would have flipped the table over!
Just as Aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter, she heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and I, and saw her daughter's face full of tears, and asked in surprise:
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
"Bring out your ID card!"
Because I am bald and it is inconvenient to go out, the location was set up in the Honglou North Street Community, which is the home that Xiaoqin and I share. Although the monitor also gave us tutoring lessons in the Honglou North Street Community when we were in junior high school, Xiaoqin was not the same as Xiaoqin at that time. The difference is that the hosts are different. This time Xiaoqin and I are both hosts.
But she was wearing high heels, so even if she quickened her pace, she couldn't throw me away. And wouldn't it be a shame if I, the Spartan, couldn't walk up the stairs as quickly as a girl
Hello! Whose sperm has a brain that can’t control itself! Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk! Dad, you are going too far! If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, I would have flipped the table over!
Xiaoqin was very happy to see me back and came to the foyer to greet me. I had not closed the security door completely, so she could see some of what was going on outside.
Hello! Whose sperm has a brain that can’t control itself! Just because I shaved my head doesn't mean I will become a perverted monk! Dad, you are going too far! If it weren't for the fact that you are my father, I would have flipped the table over!
"Don't move! If you move again, I'll shoot!"
"You and Xiao Zhao broke up!? Didn't you say that he proposed to you last week?"
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
"Bring out your ID card!"
"Mom, no, no..." Aunt Miao's daughter pushed her mother into the door very embarrassed, and followed her in.
So I followed her closely and planned to "overtake", but she never gave me a chance.
In addition, apart from the martial arts exchanges that I have ordered, there is no reason why I have to compete with Aunt Ren in real life.
To put it bluntly, even if one day I am stronger than Aunt Ren, I will not get any pleasure from defeating Aunt Ren. On the contrary, when Aunt Ren threatened me just now, she inadvertently said The word "mother" made me feel warm in my heart.
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
But just like everyone is unwilling to use their own ID card to pass real-name authentication when playing online games, although I have my own ID card, I still like to use Wu Sheng’s ID card on more occasions. First, I used his ID card in the past. I'm used to it. Secondly, the photo on my ID card was very ugly. It looked more like being released after serving a sentence than being released after serving a sentence. It was like someone who had escaped from prison. In comparison, I still used Wu Sheng's ID card to threaten people. relatively low.
After making the above counterattack, I somewhat relieved my depression from being misunderstood by many people today.
"Classmate Ye Lin, why is our neighbor Aunt Miao's daughter crying outside?"
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
"Do you think that the fact that the old man has designated you as the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou means that your martial arts are already very powerful? How about we two compete on the spot to see if you can knock me down?"
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
I understood Aunt Ren’s good intentions, so I solemnly made a promise to her.
I slowly took out Wu Sheng's ID card and showed it to them. The policewoman took one look at it and said warily: "Why doesn't it look like it? What happened to your hair?"
But depending on the situation, wouldn’t it be best not to go out on the streets until my hair grows back
In any case, the "Flying Monk" incident finally came to an end without any danger. Because I insisted on applying ointment and antiseptic soap, I also perfectly prevented the possible spread of tinea capitis.
All in all, Aunt Ren's overall strength is undoubtedly above mine. If I want to beat Aunt Ren, I must study hard for a long time.
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
Just as Aunt Miao came out to open the door for her daughter, she heard the conversation between Xiaoqin and I, and saw her daughter's face full of tears, and asked in surprise:
In order to prove my innocence, I offered to go out to the computer market by myself. I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's offer to accompany me. Finally, Aunt Ren and my father were free to do what they liked.
Aunt Ren pointed out that she is stronger today just to prove that she still has the strength to teach me a lesson, and to warn me not to reach out to Xiaoqin. In fact, this is exactly what I want. I don't want to push down Xiaoqin because of my "sperm-induced brain", destroy the current relatively stable "sworn brother and sister" relationship, and embarrass the new family formed by Aunt Ren and Dad.
The next day, the make-up lessons before the start of school, which the monitor had long said but had never found time to do, finally arrived.
I promise not to take advantage of Xiaoqin's feelings for me before I become independent from the family, let alone "kill someone" as Aunt Ren fears.
After that, my dad spent half an hour having a heart-to-heart talk with me, implicitly saying that I was in adolescence and living under the same roof as a young girl would inevitably have trouble controlling my impulses - if I felt that I could suppress them with my own willpower If impulse is not realistic, then you can consider choosing an airplane cup or even an inflatable doll from the goods in the online store.
When the police officer was checking my ID card, I forced a smile on my face (the female police officer was almost frightened by my smile and pulled out her gun) and explained:
We walked to the third floor in a strange atmosphere, and my sister suddenly started running frantically. She ran to the door of a house on the fourth floor and kept beating it, calling the door and crying: "Mom! Hurry up! Open the door! There are bad guys chasing me! Open the door quickly..."
Because I am bald and it is inconvenient to go out, the location was set up in the Honglou North Street Community, which is the home that Xiaoqin and I share. Although the monitor also gave us tutoring lessons in the Honglou North Street Community when we were in junior high school, Xiaoqin was not the same as Xiaoqin at that time. The difference is that the hosts are different. This time Xiaoqin and I are both hosts.
Just because he is her son, nothing bad can happen to her daughter—at least not until we grow up and become independent.
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.
I was happy on the subway that I used Wu Sheng's ID card without being cheated. Unexpectedly, when I left the subway station, I was checked again by other police officers.
I rolled my eyes in anger, ignored her, took out the key, opened the door to my house and entered the house, leaving her alone and messy in the wind.
It's not that I mean to be modest, but as a former women's Sanda world champion, Auntie Ren is a long way ahead of me in terms of both martial arts skills and fighting experience. The most likely outcome of a real-person PK between Aunt Ren and I is for me to be paralyzed by a bone-breaking flying kick.