Bastard! It's obviously a private high school, but it actually starts earlier than public high schools! Whether it's Niu Shili in No. 3 Middle School or Xu Lijun in No. 1 Middle School, school only starts on September 1st!
"I practice so hard because I hope that one day I can help you tie your tie before you go to the company, give you a kiss of love, and then say, 'Honey, feel free to go out! I will prepare a sumptuous dinner for you when you come back. House's!'"
"Well... I just saw that your hair is blond. I thought of it by chance and wanted to give you some positive energy. Why are you reacting so hard!"
I refused non-negotiably my request to be a real (nude) model for Xiaoqin, but I was generous enough to allow her to keep the plastic model, as long as she didn’t make it mysterious in the future and just put it in the room as an ordinary painting prop. , when explaining to others, you should also say that it is for painting needs, and don’t say it is related to me.
Since I have to focus on treating tinea capitis these days, I have not gone out, nor have I done anything particularly worth recording. Instead, I had two online video chats with Amy at her request.
Is it possible? Xiaoqin was a little embarrassed, but also said with a little pride:
"Can't I continue to apply ointment to classmate Ye Lin in the future?" Xiaoqin looked a little lonely because I started to grow my hair.
That was how the plastic model matter was settled. I called the monitor afterwards and told him that Xiaoqin’s model was just a sample for painting.
Imagine that if the monitor found a female plastic mannequin (perhaps wearing a bikini) in my closet, he would definitely think that I was a pervert and change clothes for it every day to play with it like a Barbie doll.
"Did you see that? My underwear is all in the drawer below. If Ye Lin wants to come over and get it at any time, I won't mind if he takes it in front of me..."
Are you targeting my naked body? Who would take off their clothes and be a model for you? In addition, detective Li Ergou previously solved cases either in the village or in the town. Now he suddenly appears in a foreign-style naturist bathing beach. Isn’t it a little faster to turn around! Readers can’t keep up with you!
"Every day, I use this model to experiment with men's dressing, in order to better serve Ye Lin and help him match his clothes! Recently, I have become very proficient in tying a tie! I can use it for real at any time. Give it to classmate Ye Lin to operate!"
Okay! You have obviously bought some small wooden dolls as painting models! Now, the high-end and classy, life-size model is here! Do you still want me to be your real model in a few days
Don't let your imagination go to that level! How many years have you planned your evil agenda
School starts tomorrow, which means I have to appear in front of my old and new classmates in Class 3, Qingzi High School, with a bald head that has not yet grown any hair stubble!
I always feel that with my current head shape, no matter what I say when I introduce myself, it is easy for everyone to interpret it as: "Hello, I am the legendary bald guy..."
On Monday the 25th, that is, tomorrow, Qingzi High School will officially start school.
"It's not a snitch, right?" I said, scratching the back of my ear, "You are a girl, so it would be understandable if you have a female plastic mannequin in your wardrobe, but putting a male plastic mannequin..."
Unfortunately it was too late.
But the matter has come to this, I will not listen to Shu Zhe's suggestion and wear a wig to school - Sparta has to face the bleak life. A bald head is a bald head. The essence of a person will not be different because of a bald head or shawl hair. Any changes.
"What!? Dead manservant, what do you mean by that!" Amy warned, "Are you feeling lonely now that you have become bald, and you want me to donate my hair and become bald like you? !”
After Xiaoqin finished speaking, she puffed up her mouth, led me into her bedroom, and opened the closet openly for me to see.
According to the dermatologist’s diagnosis, my tinea capitis has been completely cured. I don’t need to remain bald anymore, I just need to wait for my hair to grow back.
After seeing off the monitor, I returned home quite strangely and asked Xiaoqin what was going on with the male plastic mannequin in her closet.
"That's not true... but recently I have become a bit addicted to touching classmate Ye Lin's bare head. I wonder if I will have a withdrawal reaction if I can't touch classmate Ye Lin's bare head from now on..."
"Only drug addicts have withdrawal reactions! Don't describe my bare head as a poppy shell!"
Can you be called a woman if you are over 10 years old? But for Amy, who won the California Children's Beauty Pageant at the age of 6, she probably feels that she is quite mature now at the age of 14, right
Bastard! Do you mean that the eggplants and potatoes you painted were all based on my look? How do I look like an eggplant? How do I look like a potato? I-wait a minute, now that I have shaved my head, I do look a bit like a potato! Not only are they similar to potatoes, they also seem to be similar to eggs! Xiaoqin must not have heard of the story about Leonardo da Vinci painting eggs and then asking me to be her egg model!
The next few days were spent in the cycle of "applying ointment, studying for homework, applying ointment and studying for homework at the same time", and August 24th came in the blink of an eye.
"Sure, it turns out that the evil number two lady snitched on her!" Xiaoqin put on an angry face.
"Amy, have you heard? There is a 6-year-old girl in the UK with blond hair. She originally wanted to grow her hair as long as Rapunzel, but after she heard that a charity organization was donating wigs to children with cancer, she immediately decided She cut off her long hair and donated it. Her selfless act healed the hearts of many people... "
"What kind of ointment should I apply after the tinea capitis is cured? Do you want me to never grow hair again?"
Sure enough, this plastic model is based on me! Where did you get the short-legged model? Looking for someone to customize it? Don't customize this extraneous thing to remind me that my legs are shorter! It is clear that while I have regained 1% of my photogenic appearance, my legs have also become slightly longer!
"Anyway, I draw it as classmate Ye Lin every time," Xiao Qin pouted, "The painting textbook says that you should draw every character as if you were your first love! So all the characters in my paintings They are all based on classmate Ye Lin!"
Yes, it’s the one above! The naked figure occupies a large space, and only one pair of feet is exposed behind the long clothes. The complete plastic mannequin that is often seen in clothing stores!
No, monitor, don’t rush to praise her. Xiaoqin’s ambition to become a cartoonist cannot be compared with your ambition to become a detective. At least you only have obsessive-compulsive disorder to overcome if you want to become a detective. If Xiaoqin wants to become a cartoonist, you must First of all, we can change the whole world’s understanding of “cartoonists”!
I wonder if Amy, who thinks she is the principal of Qingzi High School, will remember her identity as a sophomore (3) student in high school and come to class with my brother? Because some classes are held in lecture theaters, it is not impossible for Amy to sit next to me and take classes with me! Thinking about it this way, I still have a little expectation...
Pushing aside the obstacles in front of me, I discovered that the model was not naked, but was wearing a black suit and trousers, shiny leather shoes with polish, and a tie on the suit shirt.
But I looked at it carefully for a while and found that this model seemed to be slightly different from ordinary mall models - since it is plastic and not a real person, why doesn't the figure use the golden ratio of 0.618? Why does this model's legs look a little short
"So that's it, it seems like I'm overthinking it," the monitor suddenly realized on the other side of the phone, "Xiaoqin can look at herself directly in the mirror when drawing girls, but she needs to use a plastic model when drawing boys, right? Xiaoqin’s ambition is to be a cartoonist, so she works really hard!”
Seeing Amy on the computer screen easily gives people the illusion that she is Xiao Yin. This is because Xiao Yin's electronic image is so similar to Amy. She just took apart the twin ponytails and changed the eyes from blue. Just become golden.
If this model were placed in the men's clothing section of a shopping mall, there would be no sense of violation, but if it were hidden in a high school girl's closet, it would be awkward no matter how you think about it!
Who came here just to steal your underwear? I'm trying to understand why you have a male plastic mannequin in your wardrobe!
Xiaoqin ignored my embarrassed expression and continued to raise her two small fists and said:
Seeing my sister talking about this matter vividly, and Pentheus helping her comb her smooth blond hair behind her, I suddenly remembered a piece of news I just saw on the Internet.
But Amy seemed to care about what I casually mentioned. Almost on the same day, she asked Pentheus to transfer a large amount of donation to the foundation to prove that she was also very caring.
After hearing my complaints about real-life models, Xiaoqin was overjoyed and said: "Will classmate Ye Lin be a real-life model for me? I'm so happy! The next chapter of "Detective Li Ergou" will be named "Natural Bathing Beach" "Murder" is ready!"
"There's no way! Since the second female lead has tipped off, then classmate Ye Lin should just go to my room and see what's going on with that plastic mannequin! I have nothing to hide from classmate Ye Lin!"
There was nothing important we talked about at all. It was just that after cracking the Liu Cun Dog kidnapping case, Amy gave all the credit to the "Justice Messenger Alliance" and made up a fictional "Ambush" based on me. "Tiger Man" boasted that he was invincible, which made the Red Star Man of "Winter Mountain Justice League" very angry.
I asked Xiaoqin to take this plastic model out of the closet, but Xiaoqin refused, saying that she would occasionally use this model to pose as a reference for drawing comics.
I will never agree to Amy shaving her head bald and forming a "brother and sister bald group" with me! Besides, that 6-year-old British girl only shaved her long hair into a short haircut, not a bald head!
Xiaoqin, if you put such a thing in the closet, wouldn't you worry that it would come alive and become an urban legend in the middle of the night? Back then, when I thought about the inflatable dolls in the neighboring house, I couldn't sleep well at night!
"In short, I will not cut my hair short!" Amy told me, "For women, hair is a part of their body! At least for women over 10 years old!"