If it was his turn to have a similar opportunity, he would definitely abandon his masculine dignity and show up as a transvestite, right? Is it possible that Amy’s profit breakthrough for Tianmu Starlight is to launch a transvestite idol that will trick thousands of men to death? !
If you can’t learn from anyone, you have to learn from the Emperor of Japan. I heard that the ancient Japanese royal family pursued the ultimate ultra-thin touch when wiping their buttocks. They often used cicada wings to wipe their buttocks - aren’t they afraid of getting stuck in their hands
The exquisite printed patterns on the surface of Yumixiang toilet paper are nothing. The most commendable thing about it in the toilet paper industry is its unique production process.
"But I took a look at the report form sent by Tianmu Xingguang a few days ago. Whether it is the income or the list of artists, it makes people sigh!"
"It's not difficult, brother, you will learn it soon." Amy crossed her fingers with a smile on her lips, and her eyes revealed her ambition for the future, "I have been a monkey under my mother for so long, and now I can finally understand it. It’s time to feel the thrill of being an animal trainer! I’m going to package up a lot of very profitable female stars, and then have them work for me like donkeys!”
After many twists and turns, Amy has now become the underage chairman of Tianmu Starlight. It is really messy.
Ordinary-grade Yumeixiang toilet paper costs 120 RMB per roll. If you include the beautifully designed outer packaging box, it costs at least 200 RMB per roll. This kind of toilet paper clearly looks like a handicraft from the outside! It's silk! At least it’s Jiangnan silk that’s finely spun!
"Who wants to be your thug! Don't your Tianmu Starlight artists have any human rights? Even a circus won't beat monkeys with whips! At most, they won't give them bananas!"
In addition, the ancient British royal family seemed to wipe their butts with fresh salmon fillets - does this mean that British salmon dishes are as unpalatable as Xiang
Amy ignored my complaints and continued: "When I was in my mother's company, most of what I learned was just how to package female artists, so I plan to let Tianmu Xingguang mainly do the economic work of female artists. If anyone dares to disobey, brother, you will beat them for me and don’t give them bananas..."
"The income and expenses are barely balanced. There are less than 10 artists, and every female artist has no potential to be a star. Even if I spend money on packaging, it will be useless. It seems that I, the chairman, still need to have a discerning eye and be the director myself. A talent scout..."
After that, the toilet paper will be sent to the design department with extravagant details, where the most sophisticated and picky painters will decorate it with complex patterns to ensure that the toilet paper will still look beautiful no matter where it is torn. Huan.
"That's right," Amy thought while holding her delicate little chin, "just leave the torture to my brother who is full of muscles. I only need to direct from the side..."
The expression on Amy's face at this moment is really evil. Is this the so-called "a bitter daughter-in-law becomes a mother-in-law"
Amy sighed as she spoke.
I almost forgot that Amy didn’t mention this. After I returned the 20,000 yuan I spent from American Express’s black card to Ai Shuqiao in the name of “forgiveness wine”, Ai Shuqiao was surprised on the one hand. Due to my ability to make money in a short period of time, on the one hand, the 20,000 yuan was recorded in my name as the original shares of Tianmu Starlight.
Fortunately, I still had some sense and finally endured it without saying anything.
I feel so guilty for wiping my butt with this kind of paper! Especially when I heard that what Amy uses is not the ordinary grade Yumixiang, but a specially customized enhanced and upgraded version, which is more expensive than the one used by the Emperor of Japan, costing at least 500 RMB per roll...
After the finished product is made, each roll of toilet paper must be marked with the name of the worker who made it (comparable to the brick-burners during the time when Qin Shihuang built the Great Wall), and then given to the chairman of the company, who will personally apply it on his skin. Each roll of toilet paper is tested on site to ensure that they all meet the required quality standards.
First of all, Yumixiang toilet paper is made of 100% top-grade wood pulp fiber imported from Canada, and is processed using the clearest river water in Japan. Its production process needs to be adjusted according to daily temperature and humidity, so any two days The production methods are all different.
"Humph," Amy continued proudly, "I know brother, you don't like mom, but that doesn't mean we can't use mom's business to make money for ourselves! Brother, when you were in coma, mom put you in The 20,000 yuan worth of shares in Tianmu Starlight was transferred to me, and later Pentheus helped me get a lot of shares, and now I am the de facto largest shareholder of Tianmu Starlight!"
Really, how could I think of Shu Zhe? Even if Amy asked me if I knew a girl suitable to be packaged as a star, my shortlist shouldn't include Shu Zhe, right
All in all, Amy really has money and nowhere to spend it! In your case, you obviously don’t need open source, you just need to cut back a little bit! Instead of thinking about imitating Ai Shuqiao to invest and make money, why not first return the 500 yuan roll of toilet paper!
Not to mention the old tricks like gold faucets and diamond-encrusted mirrors, even the toilet paper is specially provided by a Japanese company called "Hami Sho"! It is said that this kind of toilet paper is a special tribute to the Emperor of Japan and is a royal product!
"Well... no matter whether you use it frequently or not, putting such expensive toilet paper in the bathroom is a luxury in itself! You save money and deposit it in the bank, and you can also earn some interest!"
Ah... Damn, I forgot about this, because the smart button of the toilet is semi-hidden, and I didn't notice it in my hurry.
"In short, I now own a brokerage company! My mother also started her business in a brokerage company, so if I want to earn more pocket money, it would be a good idea to vigorously develop Tianmu Starlight..."
Eh? Isn't that the brokerage company opened by Ai Shuqiao in China? Su Qiao was once deceived into signing a contract of prostitution with them, and it was only after Xiaoqin's side of the Triad forces was mobilized that Su Qiao was able to escape.
Just use RMB! If I wipe my butt with RMB with a face value of ten yuan, it will be more economical! !
Xiaoqin doesn't like to appear in front of the camera, and she also has androphobia. I remember that my previous aunt said that she wanted to try out a role for Xiaoqin, but Xiaoqin firmly refused, so Xiaoqin was not suitable.
Xiong Yaoyue can take the route of a vigorous girl, but I deeply doubt whether she can remember her lines.
"Tch, charging such pitiful interest on deposits in the bank is the behavior of ordinary citizens." Amy said disdainfully, "If you want to make big money, you must invest heavily! Brother, do you remember Tianmu Starlight Media Co., Ltd.?"
Speaking of which, Shu Zhe is the only candidate who meets Amy's aesthetic requirements and has a personality suitable for survival in the entertainment industry! Two days ago, he even persuaded me to play a role in "Killing Obama" and then take him to Dubai to see the world!
"Those are two different things." Amy's eyes were shining with excitement. "What I hate is being an artist in the entertainment industry. Like a monkey in a circus, you have to do all kinds of silly performances against your own will. - But being the boss of a management company is different! At that time, the artists under my management will be monkeys, and I will be the animal trainer! When I think that I can whip those artists with a whip and make them do this and that, I feel I was so excited that I couldn’t stop…”
Never recommend Shu Zhe to Amy! If Shu Zhe really becomes a popular transvestite idol in Asia, he will bring disgrace to the squad leader’s family! The squad leader will kill me with a shotgun! !
You can’t hold on after eating too much! You actually put so much effort into toilet paper! This Japanese company named itself "Hami Sho" because it means that after wiping with their toilet paper, it will produce a very beautiful Sho! How can Yi Tuoxiang become "beautiful"? I can't imagine it at all!
"Didn't you hear what I just said! I'm not a thug! And don't bring up such a terrible topic as giving bananas to female artists!"
"The toilet is equipped with a washlet. You press a button and it automatically flushes and dries. Normally, you don't need paper at all! It's obvious that you wanted to try the ultra-soft feeling after seeing the toilet paper instructions. You can’t use toilet paper, right?”
"Eh?" I frowned, "Amy, don't you hate the entertainment industry very much? You used to look like you wanted to quit... Why do you want to open a brokerage company and get back into this industry now?"
I thought about it and almost blurted out: "We can package Shu Zhe into a transvestite idol! Anyway, she looks almost exactly the same as her sister! Nowadays, the transvestite trend is in full swing, maybe it will become more popular than her sister!"
A comparison shows France's frugality. The French royal palace once used thick hemp rope to wipe their buttocks, and the rope was public...
But after going to the bathroom in Amy's bedroom, my concept of "luxury" took to a new level.
Although Amy has withdrawn from the entertainment industry, various copyright incomes cannot be underestimated. Ai Shuqiao will transfer part of the copyright income into Amy's account every month to support her luxurious consumption.
Since it is Tianmu Xingguang who has changed his mind (or become more cruel) under Amy's leadership, wouldn't Su Qiao, who had signed a contract with Tianmu Xingguang and also played several roles in "Legend of the Magic Cauldron", be more suitable
"As for female artists, the prettier and younger the better. In fact, Katyusha looks pretty good. If I take the trouble to package her up, I guess she will be a small hit or not. Unfortunately, her character is not suitable for being an idol. I ask kindly. After she said that, she actually rejected me! Huh! When the improved dog-powered tricycle comes out in the future, she won’t even think about riding in the car pulled by Obama!”
As for Gong Caicai and Zhuang Ni, they can't consider it at all. Gong Caicai is absolutely nervous and petrified when facing the camera, while Zhuang Ni may kill the bearded directors in any minute.
"Hey! Even if you are the chairman of the management company, you can't beat the artist with a whip!"
I came out of the bathroom and gave my opinion to Amy who was sitting on the oval sofa, but Amy blinked her big blue eyes and said strangely: