I have mentioned before that in our family the positions of father and son are often reversed. In other families, the father teaches his son, but in our family, because my father often gave up on himself in the past, he often spoke to me in a tone that was not respectful to outsiders. Dad spoke.
In order to hide his abnormal growth, Shu Zhe always used a corset to tighten his breasts so that his classmates and teachers could not see the flaws.
But Eunuch Cao covered his smile and pointed at me with his eyes - he had guessed it, and even if Shu Zhe became very popular in the entertainment industry one day, it would not be because of his identity as a man, but because of his identity as a transvestite.
I hesitated for a moment and then subconsciously asked, "Director Cao is not planning to let female artists from Tianmu Starlight to star in his porn films in the future, right?"
"How could it be? Master, you are too modest!" Eunuch Cao said, patting the non-existent dust on his thighs. "My father plans to cooperate with Miss Amy for a long time! If Miss Amy is willing, she will be a part of "Assassination of Obama" Artists from Tianmu Starlight can be used in the film!"
These words made Shu Zhe's heart skip a beat, and his two dark eyes moved around, as if he was secretly calculating his own gains and losses.
Before going back to the dormitory, I made a special trip to meet with my dad and asked him what he felt about his first day as a teacher in high school.
In fact, his father, Director Cao, has had this idea for a long time. Director Cao once specifically talked to my father about this, and I was also present at the time.
"Shu Zhe, you have a face as handsome as your sister. If you enter the entertainment industry, it will be smooth sailing! Only those who are capable will have a hard time, and those who are idols will find it easy! Not to mention you have my master here. What about the relationship? Remember that if you participate in "Killing Obama" you may get a free trip to Dubai, right? If you make up your mind to be an artist, maybe you can get such a good thing on your own in the future!"
"Boss Ye, since you and Shu Dongbo have sworn sworn friends together, we should share the blessings and the hardships! I have already talked with Shu Dongbo. We feel that maid cafes are in the ascendant. If we can be the first to open one in Dongshan City, The first one, then business will definitely be booming!”
However, the pressure on his chest throughout the day made him very uncomfortable, so after returning to the dormitory, he would take off the corset to gain a moment of relief - I am an insider anyway, and he has no need to hide it in front of me. of.
Shu Zhe, who didn't know the inside story, thought I wanted him to become a male star.
Leaving aside the matter of letting go of Amy and returning to Tian Mu Xingguang and training some female artists to act like monkeys, I had my first night of homework in the dormitory of Qingzi High School.
But let’s imagine for a moment that after graduating from the police academy, Shusha, a policewoman who was usually majestic at work, was bullied to pieces by her husband who looked like a criminal when she returned home. That scene seemed quite touching.
"Why is it useless? At least I can hit you!" As I said that, I hit Shu Zhe on the head again, which hurt so much that he burst into tears.
As a result, the conversation between our father and son on the playground was seen by others, because they did not know that the new physics teacher was my father (I was already disabled, and after shaving my head, the resemblance between me and my father was even worse. (at a big discount), so in their eyes, that scene became a scene where I threatened the teacher.
After the monitor heard about this incident, he asked me if I needed her to come forward to refute the rumor for me. I thought about it carefully and declined.
"Master, my father found out that your sister wanted to regain Tian Mu Xingguang. He was very interested, so he sent me to ask if we can cooperate!"
However, the homework writing speed of the bad students cannot be compared with that of the top students. I haven't finished half of my homework, and Shu Zhe is already playing on the computer with his legs crossed.
A smirk suddenly appeared on Eunuch Cao's face, and he interjected:
Having been stabbed in a sore spot, I raised my fist and planned to teach Shu Zhe a lesson, but at this time Eunuch Cao opened the door and came in.
"No, no," Director Cao shook his head and said, "You are the eldest among the three sworn brothers in our Happy Valley, and you are the eldest brother of both of us. If you don't participate, we will have no idea! There is no need for you to take care of any specific affairs, as long as you Just hold a share in it, and Shu Dongbo and I will do the rest!"
Stop dreaming! Amy only plans to cultivate female stars using the methods she is familiar with! Unless you have made the decision to always show yourself as a transvestite in the future, there is no hope at all!
I curled my lips and said, "Director Cao is really well-informed! But how does he want to cooperate? Amy often does things with passion, and many of her decisions are very unreliable."
"Brother Ye Lin, why did you hit me so roughly?" Shu Zhe covered his head and turned around in his seat, complaining to me, "It's blatant discrimination to say that only women watch Korean dramas! Besides, I'm watching In Korean dramas, you’re not watching the plot, you’re just watching how they dress and learn about fashion from them!”
In fact, purely based on size, the obese Eunuch Cao may have bigger breasts than Shu Zhe, but because of his wretched description, no one cares whether he is a B cup or a C cup, while Shu Zhe, who has a delicate face and a slim figure, Zhe, if you are found to have breasts like a girl, it will definitely arouse people's imagination.
Because Jiang Qian has been attacking me for yesterday's "big incident" that was instigated by the squad leader. If the squad leader comes forward to refute the rumors for me at this time, it will be more confirmed that the relationship between the squad leader and me is unusual, and it will also damage the squad leader's reputation.
After talking for a while about Tianmu Xingguang's horoscope, Eunuch Cao also talked about opening a maid coffee shop in Dongshan City.
"You two, talk slowly, I have to go to the bathroom."
"Damn it, you little guy not only delayed my studies by playing on the computer, but you also watched Korean dramas!?" I pointed at Shu Zhe's head and slapped him, "Korean dramas are famous for being friends with women, are you a woman too? !?"
Eunuch Cao saw me raising my fist to hit Shu Zhe, so he said teasingly.
"But I'm not familiar with maid cafes! Now even the business of the Happy Valley adult products store is mainly handled by Shu Dongbo. If we want to open a maid cafe, you two can just cooperate, right?"
At this moment, I am lying on the desk in the dormitory doing homework.
Shu Zhe took this opportunity to check whether the buttons of his shirt were fastened, for fear that his abnormally developed breasts would be discovered by Eunuch Cao.
I looked at a certain arrogant "tyrannical president" on the computer screen and sneered with contempt.
"What? How dare you laugh at Stallone and Schwarzenegger's facial paralysis!?" I angrily grabbed Shu Zhe's neck from behind, but after he kicked his legs and struggled for a while, I let him go - to avoid He was so weak that he strangled him to death.
Domestic violence, you are so big! Even if Shu Zhe really becomes my brother-in-law one day, it won't be considered domestic violence if I hit him! Domestic violence only counts if I hit the monitor!
After Shu Zhe went to the bathroom, Eunuch Cao sat down on Shu Zhe's chair with a smile, rubbed his hands together and flattered me:
Regardless of whether you are a top student or a bad student, everyone is generally more diligent on the first day of the new semester, and this is also reflected in me.
"Cough, cough, cough." Shu Zhe coughed for a while and said angrily: "I, I didn't mention Schwarzenegger and Stallone's facial paralysis by name. Brother Ye Lin, why are you so angry? It's you. I think they both have facial paralysis!"
So I ignored the rumors. Anyway, they couldn't be true, and they couldn't be true. As time goes by, people's hearts will change. When my father's position in the school is stable, it won't be too late for me to reveal our father-son relationship.
Who is threatening the teacher? If you don’t understand the situation, don’t make it up! Especially when my dad wanted to change some change from me, he took out his wallet. What was a very common thing turned out to be me blackmailing the teacher for money!
However, although I regard muscular Spartanism as the standard of male beauty, I never agree with using this masculine power to use domestic violence-domestic violence has always been a method used by people who are not confident in their own masculinity (such as Crazy English's Li Yang) - My strength should be used to protect those I care about, so that I will not do despicable things like domestic violence.
My father, who was preparing to become a high school physics teacher, didn't show much interest.
"Eh? Master, I seem to have seen a domestic violence scene!"
"Yes, it's Tianmu Starlight Agency that Amy inherited from her mother," I said indifferently. "Now we are preparing to sign a large range of artists, and select qualified ones to package them into national idols - you Are you interested?"
"What are you doing here, traitor?" I asked Eunuch Cao.
"Huh," a look of grievance appeared on the face that was very similar to the squad leader, "Brother Ye Lin, you are obviously jealous of Korean male stars! Because you yourself have acted in movies and TV series, but your popularity is incomparable to others. ! It’s long past the time when a man with a paralyzed face can conquer the audience just by showing off his muscles!”
More importantly, my father is new here, and if his students know that he is the father of a "campus bully" like me, it will be very detrimental to his work.
Shu Zhe muttered unconvincedly: "This is not the prehistoric era. Brother Ye Lin, what's the use of fighting?"
"Since when has the world's aesthetic outlook on men become so outrageous? I'd rather watch Stallone's bad movie "The Expendables" than waste a minute on this stupid Korean drama - like this monster I can beat ten of these seductive men by myself!"
"Me?" Shu Zhe, who was watching a Korean drama just now, had a playful expression on his face, "Can I also be a star? But I heard that being a star is obviously very hard..."
A drop of cold sweat immediately broke out on Eunuch Cao's face, "How could it be possible? My father admires Miss Amy and wants to cooperate with her. He will never do anything illegal! Master, you must believe me!"
The father, who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes as required by the school, scratched the back of his head and said: Except that the classrooms are smaller than those in college and high school students are more lively than college students, there is no obvious difference from what he taught before.
Shu Zhe panicked and took out his gauze corset from under the pillow, hid it in his trouser pocket and walked to the bathroom.
While they were talking, Shu Zhe finished tying the corset in the bathroom and walked back with a slightly awkward posture.
"What are you talking about? Is this an agency that contracts artists?" Shu Zhe asked curiously.