I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 1067: Country flavor

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So Xiong Yaoyue only needs to use a ruler to draw straight lines, or use a curve board to draw curves. Occasionally, she adds one or two horrific background characters, which complement Xiao Qin's painting style and become a good topic for readers to complain about.

What the hell! Have you even found the person who took the blame? It turns out that Pooh is not only your comic assistant, he will also be responsible for taking the blame for you in the future!

Li Ergou couldn't speak the dialect of rural India and couldn't afford a translator, so his trip to India was destined to fail. Fortunately, he left in time, otherwise he might have been shot while lying down during the retaliatory rape by the villagers, and his blood from the hemorrhoids would have been spilled on a foreign land.

But it is best for them to just borrow books from Gong Caicai in a polite manner. If they are slightly disrespectful, Zhuang Ni, who is sitting next to Gong Caicai and reading "One Thousand and One Ways to Murder", will look at her with cold-edged eyes. Staring at them made them break out in cold sweat, and they would have nightmares when they returned to the dormitory.

Damn, this is no longer a detective comic! Because there is an article "Third Brother's Tragedy of Arms Purchase" on Youqi Comics website that has good results, so Xiaoqin, you are jealous of others and have started drawing comics about Black Third Brother!

Yep, other people's eyes bloom when they see money, but your chrysanthemums bloom when they see money! Don’t look at Uncle Huoqiu buying you brand-name clothes and an iPhone—he is thinking about your anus! Even though he knew there was such a danger, he couldn't resist the temptation of money. I think Shu Zhe will be crippled by chrysanthemums one day.

It is indeed the monitor's style to demand fairness in any field. After hearing Pooh's explanation, I was able to eliminate my doubts.

The answer is, not surprisingly: no.

This time, Eunuch Cao took the trouble to come to me to mention the matter again, and it seemed that he planned to bring Amy into the group through me.

"Wait! Stop talking!" I stopped Pooh in shock, "How could you say such rational remarks? Who are you? Have you been tricked by aliens!?"

"Our actions are just!" the leader of the rapists shouted loudly when he was arrested.

At that time, Gong Caicai tried her best to refuse, saying that she was not good at dealing with people, but Zhuang Ni raised her hand for the first time and said that she could work as a librarian with Gong Caicai, and there was no need to be afraid if someone was with her.

Why do you still solve crimes in the village after going abroad? Because it’s called “Li Ergou”, you can’t lose the local flavor, right

"Oh, I originally wanted to open a candy store and open it to all lolita for free, but then I found out that there might not be any profitable projects..."

With a stable studio and assistants, "Detective Li Ergou" has been updated to the seventh episode. The current plot has progressed to the point where Li Ergou rushed out of the country, went to the world and came to the countryside of India...

Before I pressed Pooh's shoulders and shook him hard, Pooh scratched the back of his head and stuck out his tongue at me and said:

"Actually, I took a closer look and felt that the monthly ticket system is not very scientific." Pooh made a rare expression of thinking after finishing the three-ball cup, "Many of the comics ranked ahead of Xiaoqin, the painters are not much more detailed than Xiaoqin. , but due to the relatively fast update speed and the begging for monthly votes at the end of each chapter, some excellent authors who were too embarrassed to ask for monthly votes were buried. From this perspective, Xiaoqin and I rushed to the monthly vote list The front has a certain ironic meaning."

Once I visited Xiao Qin and Xiong Yaoyue's dormitory and found that they had transformed their dormitory into half a comic studio.

After half dragging and half dragging my dad to invest in the maid cafe project, Director Cao sighed again:

Although every famous detective should have a mantra (Conan's is "There is only one truth", Kindaichi is "In the name of my grandfather..."), but you don't have to let Li Ergou talk about hemorrhoids every day! Let the keyword hemorrhoids become a mantra. Aren’t you afraid that hemorrhoids will grow on your lips

I thought about it and felt that it would be more humane for Amy to invest in the maid cafe than tricking some artists into acting like monkeys in Tianmu Starlight, so I promised Eunuch Cao that I would consider the matter and asked him to go back and wait for news.

Since Uncle Huoqiu is Shu Zhe's uncle, strictly speaking, the matter of the maid cafe is also related to Shu Zhe. When it comes to making money, Shu Zhe is very energetic. He tried his best to persuade me to let Amy invest heavily and build the maid cafe. If he becomes bigger and stronger, he will probably be able to get more pocket money from Uncle Fireball.

As for Gong Caicai, she no longer serves as a study committee member. Since she spends most of her spare time studying in the school library, she was recommended by her teacher to become a librarian.

During these days, the squad leader still tried his best to manage the class, no different from when he was in junior high school. Although Jiang Qian always wanted to find trouble with the squad leader, she had no choice but to find the monitor sitting upright, leaving her with no way to start, so she had to take advantage of herself depressedly. The three would-be boyfriends vented their anger.

Everyone probably has the same question as me: Can Xiong Yaoyue know how to draw

"The second female lead obviously looks down on me!" Xiaoqin pouted, "Although my painting skills are not perfect yet, they are definitely not bad! Even if I really reach the top of the monthly vote list, it is because of my strength! Winnie, don't You're too talkative, please help me trace the line!"

"This is really a country that makes my hemorrhoids tremble..."

Winnie had no objection to this. She said while eating a Häagen-Dazs three-ball cup: "It's okay. I have more than ten years of professional experience in taking the blame. You just need to treat me to delicious food from time to time!"

The desk was filled with various drawing tools and comics paper. Xiaoqin brought a digital tablet from home and connected it to the school-issued computer. She kept writing in her dormitory every day, creating amazing stories that made countless readers go blind. Explosive comics.

"What can I do if readers like Sanvulla's stuff? I am now drawing Sanvulla's stuff to hone my painting skills and save the country through curves. One day, when I can draw beautiful and shocking girl comics, I will put these current works into black history and claim that Pooh painted them for me!"

Starting from "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love", Xiong Yaoyue used "Pooh" as her pen name and became Teacher Shui Qin's assistant. To this day, she is still doing supporting work for Xiao Qin.

Xiaoqin immediately puffed up her cheeks and thought about it before complaining:

"Hey, actually, these words were said by the squad leader. The squad leader said that if the two of us can rush to the top of the monthly ticket list, the website can realize the shortcomings of the monthly ticket system and make corresponding reforms to make the comics environment more fair. "

Ever since, since the childlike and busty Gong Caicai appeared at the borrowing desk of the library, the number of boys going to the library has increased significantly, including the scumbag students who had never gone there before.

It is indeed a big loss to buy a 10-year-old girl’s underwear online! Opening a Loli Candy Shop is just a way of trying it out! Aunt Ren may not have much objection to letting my dad buy a stake in the maid coffee shop, but if my dad buys a stake in Loli Candy Shop, not only will Aunt Ren not agree, but she will also be arrested by the police and put in jail in the future!

During this period, study, life and class work became my daily routine. The initial novelty gradually disappeared and was replaced by a sense of security that I belonged. Of course, it would be better if there were no rumors about me. .

Xiaoqin, as a female author, can’t you not mention hemorrhoids? I remember that in the fifth episode, Li Ergou went to the town to solve a case, but was so scared that the corrupt official jumped off the building. He was originally going to treat hemorrhoids!

It's very ironic that Xiaoqin's drawing skills are as bad as ever, but her comics have become a contracted work for the website because of their topicality. It's also because of the strong support of a bunch of idiot fans who vote for Xiaoqin every month. As a result, Xiaoqin can receive several hundred yuan in royalties every month, which is really not easy in China's current comics environment.

At the end of the seventh episode, before Li Ergou left India, he looked at the faint yellow dust outside through the window of the plane, and concluded with a sigh.

Director Cao regards the maid cafe as the second best profit-making project, but Shu Dongbo, the fireball uncle, is full of ambition and tries his best to promote this. Judging from the fact that he forced Shu Zhe to wear a maid uniform, he is an out-and-out maid control.

What Li Ergou encountered in rural India was a case where the police chief's wife was gang-raped by a large number of villagers. However, these villagers not only showed their racial talents, the reason was that the police chief had raped his own sister. , daughter, or even granddaughter, at least he allowed his sister, daughter, and granddaughter to be raped by his subordinates and turned a blind eye.

However, this does not prevent her from becoming an excellent assistant to Xiao Qin. With Xiao Qin's carrot and potato painting style, if she hires an assistant with good painting skills, it will overwhelm her and completely destroy her original style.

There was no need to go to class or film, so Amy was having fun. Apart from using the semi-finished dog-powered tricycle to annoy the squad leader, she was discussing investments in Tianmu Starlight and Maid Café with Pentheus. Matter, it seems that he is really planning to do something big.

Xiaoqin's ability to familiarize herself with the environment is better than mine. This is partly due to her ever-changing little devil character, and partly because she lives in the same dormitory with her best friend Xiong Yaoyue, who gave her a lot of valuable help.

"You need to use a G pen for this, not a marker pen!"

Maybe the readers of "Detective Li Ergou" didn't originally think it was an orthodox detective comic, so when the seventh chapter came out, the readers reacted very well, and they rushed to tell each other, and some people reposted it to On forums such as Iron Blood and Qiangguo, I would like to share the joy of Brother Hei with everyone.

Time flies by very quickly, and it’s September 1st. In addition to Qingzi High School, other public high schools have also started school one after another, which makes me feel a little more balanced.

"You two are too shameless, aren't you?" I couldn't stand it and said to Xiong Yaoyue, Xiaoqin's good friend, "You two are female authors after all, can't you publish some elegant and high-quality comics? Do this from beginning to end If you use vulgar things to attract attention, even your own hearts will become vulgar!"