During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
"Ah?" Dr. Yu was shocked, "You want Huo Jiangdong to have sex reassignment surgery? Is this his own wish? I have been with him for a while, but why have I never discovered that he has this tendency?"
The planners of Tianmu Starlight received the task of packaging robots to become stars. They had no experience in this area and felt great pressure. So after staying up late for several weeks, they came up with a plan for an online program.
This was just a joke about me having a good match but not a good one, but Su Qiao looked very touched.
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
Huo Jiangdong was placed under the protection of the Scientific Happiness Sect. The attack from Ai Shuqiao that they had been worried about did not happen, which made everyone feel puzzled.
"Who told you that Huo Jiangdong has a tendency to change gender? I want to ask you, since you can do gender reassignment surgery, can you also do plastic surgery? Huo Jiangdong is now disfigured and can't go out casually. Isn't this just for him? Great opportunity for plastic surgery?”
"Don't talk about being a star, you are not even a human being in the first place!"
"No matter in Ai Shuqiao's opinion, Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or an undercover agent, there is no reason to ignore him..."
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
Seeing that Su Qiao was very frightened, I quickly added:
Su Qiao secretly suppressed laughter behind Bi Tu and said nothing to the latter's arrogance. It seemed that Su Qiao had grasped Bi Tu's temperament and knew how to appease Bi Tu and make Bi Tu do things for her.
Afterwards, I thought about it calmly and suddenly realized: As the saying goes, it’s hard to find a three-legged toad, but there are plenty of women with two legs—isn’t a pussy a three-legged toad? (Its moving part consists of three rollers.) Nowadays, competition in the entertainment industry is fierce. How easy is it to package an idol actress and make her become famous quickly? On the other hand, as a robot with a high IQ and the ability to complain, Bitu can be used as a comedian or a variety show host, and it has suddenly become a big hit!
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
Su Qiao's face turned pale instantly. Since my image in her mind was unfathomable, she would probably take it seriously even if I made random nonsense.
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
"Does she want us to let down our guard?" I said. "When we let Huo Jiangdong go out to move around freely, will she find someone to kill him?"
"Du—robots that can pass the Turing test should be treated as human beings!" A circle of LED lights on Bitu's round eyes flashed angrily, "How dare you, a bald man, to discriminate against us robots!" Listen to Bitu's scolding I was bald, and Su Qiao subconsciously wanted to laugh, but she felt it was inappropriate in front of me, so she covered her mouth and suppressed her blushing face.
Su Qiao secretly suppressed laughter behind Bi Tu and said nothing to the latter's arrogance. It seemed that Su Qiao had grasped Bi Tu's temperament and knew how to appease Bi Tu and make Bi Tu do things for her.
"Ah?" Dr. Yu was shocked, "You want Huo Jiangdong to have sex reassignment surgery? Is this his own wish? I have been with him for a while, but why have I never discovered that he has this tendency?"
It is not easy to do this in the face of a powerful robot like Bitu.
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
"Well... it's not impossible. In that case, let Huo Jiangdong live in the Imperial Building for a few more days."
"I just want you to give it to the acrobatic troupe!" I smiled, "otherwise, I can just give it to the acrobatic troupe in your name."
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
I always feel that Dr. Yu wants to perform the surgery on Huo Jiangdong himself because he hopes to say something to Huo Jiangdong after the operation is completed and the anesthesia is over: "Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful!"
So I half-jokingly asked Su Qiao: "I have an adult tiger here. Do you want to keep it?"
"Du—robots that can pass the Turing test should be treated as human beings!" A circle of LED lights on Bitu's round eyes flashed angrily, "How dare you, a bald man, to discriminate against us robots!" Listen to Bitu's scolding I was bald, and Su Qiao subconsciously wanted to laugh, but she felt it was inappropriate in front of me, so she covered her mouth and suppressed her blushing face.
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
"Well... it's not impossible. In that case, let Huo Jiangdong live in the Imperial Building for a few more days."
It sounds like a topical program that is very attractive to watch, but the name has not been finalized yet. The names of the preparatory programs currently available for selection are:
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
"This time is different from before. The boss behind Tianmu Starlight has become my sister Amy. Although she is willful, she will never force everyone to do dirty things like Fu Shijian did in the past. Amy has been very I hope to package a few female artists as the company's top names, are you interested in returning to your old career?"
"No, it's still not possible..." After thinking for a short time, Su Qiao shook her head, "I don't think I'm very suitable to be an actor. This job in the Imperial Building is very relaxing and comfortable. I'm very content... Thank you for considering me, I'm really not worth your trouble..."
"You may not know that Tianmu Starlight Office, which you once signed a contract with, is now making big moves again!"
"I'm not going to have sex reassignment surgery! Dr. Yu, can you please listen to what I'm saying? I'm talking about Huo Jiangdong!"
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
"Don't talk about being a star, you are not even a human being in the first place!"
Bitu suddenly interjected: "Are celebrities the kind of people who are idolized and worshiped by everyone? Then I reluctantly signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am a professional when it comes to accepting worship. There is no one more suitable to be that person than me. A star person!"
Compared with various popular variety shows in Taiwan, the mainland does lack a lot. However, as long as the Rabbit comes out, it will be the first time for robots to host variety shows. At least in terms of technology, it will surpass Taiwan by dozens of blocks!
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
Compared with various popular variety shows in Taiwan, the mainland does lack a lot. However, as long as the Rabbit comes out, it will be the first time for robots to host variety shows. At least in terms of technology, it will surpass Taiwan by dozens of blocks!
"Ah?" Dr. Yu was shocked, "You want Huo Jiangdong to have sex reassignment surgery? Is this his own wish? I have been with him for a while, but why have I never discovered that he has this tendency?"
"No matter in Ai Shuqiao's opinion, Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or an undercover agent, there is no reason to ignore him..."
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
This was just a joke about me having a good match but not a good one, but Su Qiao looked very touched.
"Who told you that Huo Jiangdong has a tendency to change gender? I want to ask you, since you can do gender reassignment surgery, can you also do plastic surgery? Huo Jiangdong is now disfigured and can't go out casually. Isn't this just for him? Great opportunity for plastic surgery?”
Damn it, I didn’t expect the tiger to have special meaning to Su Qiao! I'm not 100% sure yet about giving the tiger to Su Qiao! And I never asked the tigress Susan about her wishes! Maybe it prefers to live in the back mountains, or live with its own kind in a nature reserve!
I always feel that Dr. Yu wants to perform the surgery on Huo Jiangdong himself because he hopes to say something to Huo Jiangdong after the operation is completed and the anesthesia is over: "Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful!"
Seeing that Su Qiao was very frightened, I quickly added:
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
"Well... it's not impossible. In that case, let Huo Jiangdong live in the Imperial Building for a few more days."
"No matter in Ai Shuqiao's opinion, Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or an undercover agent, there is no reason to ignore him..."
Dr. Yu's eyes lit up after I reminded him, "What a great idea! If Huo Jiangdong is plastic surgery to look not very similar to before, then even Ai Shuqiao's men won't be able to recognize him, right? When Huo Jiangdong goes out, The risk of free movement will also be greatly reduced! I will discuss it with him right now!"
Su Qiao was once cheated by Fu Shijian of Tianmu Starlight. She signed a prostitution agreement in a fit of enthusiasm, including not being allowed to fall in love for ten years. If Su Qiao hadn't used the power of the Triads later, Su Qiao would have Qiao might end up being forced to work as an escort for a wealthy businessman like other contracted artists.
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
"Wha, what?" Su Qiao stopped wiping the lubricant completely, causing Bitu to make a beeping sound in protest.
"Well..." She slowed down in lubrication the rabbit, "Since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the leader has been hoping to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I may transfer it. For the acrobatic troupe…”
The planners of Tianmu Starlight received the task of packaging robots to become stars. They had no experience in this area and felt great pressure. So after staying up late for several weeks, they came up with a plan for an online program.
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
Using a news talk show model similar to "囧Studio", the rabbit will stand on the stage and speak for 10 minutes, describing the stupidity of human beings in various news from a robot's perspective.
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
It is not easy to do this in the face of a powerful robot like Bitu.
"Well..." She slowed down in lubrication the rabbit, "Since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the leader has been hoping to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I may transfer it. For the acrobatic troupe…”
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
"Well..." She slowed down in lubrication the rabbit, "Since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the leader has been hoping to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I may transfer it. For the acrobatic troupe…”
"Does she want us to let down our guard?" I said. "When we let Huo Jiangdong go out to move around freely, will she find someone to kill him?"
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
After a conversation, Huo Jiangdong agreed to undergo plastic surgery out of safety and convenience considerations. However, after seeing Dr. Yu's aesthetic level on Bitu, he firmly refused to let Dr. Yu perform the surgery.
I always feel that Dr. Yu wants to perform the surgery on Huo Jiangdong himself because he hopes to say something to Huo Jiangdong after the operation is completed and the anesthesia is over: "Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful!"
It sounds like a topical program that is very attractive to watch, but the name has not been finalized yet. The names of the preparatory programs currently available for selection are:
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
"No matter in Ai Shuqiao's opinion, Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or an undercover agent, there is no reason to ignore him..."
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
"You may not know that Tianmu Starlight Office, which you once signed a contract with, is now making big moves again!"
The quarrel didn't stop until my voice became hoarse and the loudspeaker of the rabbit still maintained a weak baritone voice.
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
Dr. Yu's eyes lit up after I reminded him, "What a great idea! If Huo Jiangdong is plastic surgery to look not very similar to before, then even Ai Shuqiao's men won't be able to recognize him, right? When Huo Jiangdong goes out, The risk of free movement will also be greatly reduced! I will discuss it with him right now!"
"Well..." She slowed down in lubrication the rabbit, "Since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the leader has been hoping to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I may transfer it. For the acrobatic troupe…”
"Wha, what?" Su Qiao stopped wiping the lubricant completely, causing Bitu to make a beeping sound in protest.
"Who told you that Huo Jiangdong has a tendency to change gender? I want to ask you, since you can do gender reassignment surgery, can you also do plastic surgery? Huo Jiangdong is now disfigured and can't go out casually. Isn't this just for him? Great opportunity for plastic surgery?”
"Does she want us to let down our guard?" I said. "When we let Huo Jiangdong go out to move around freely, will she find someone to kill him?"
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
Damn it, I didn’t expect the tiger to have special meaning to Su Qiao! I'm not 100% sure yet about giving the tiger to Su Qiao! And I never asked the tigress Susan about her wishes! Maybe it prefers to live in the back mountains, or live with its own kind in a nature reserve!
I always feel that Dr. Yu wants to perform the surgery on Huo Jiangdong himself because he hopes to say something to Huo Jiangdong after the operation is completed and the anesthesia is over: "Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful!"
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
Su Qiao's face turned pale instantly. Since my image in her mind was unfathomable, she would probably take it seriously even if I made random nonsense.
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
This was just a joke about me having a good match but not a good one, but Su Qiao looked very touched.
"I'm not going to have sex reassignment surgery! Dr. Yu, can you please listen to what I'm saying? I'm talking about Huo Jiangdong!"
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
The second grade disease is not cured yet! You, a robot, are also guilty of chuunibyou! Even if humans really can't live without Wi-Fi, there are thousands of Wi-Fi hotspots in the world besides you!
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
"I ran away from home for so long because I thought it was hard to practice acrobatics, and I haven't done anything for the acrobatic troupe. If I can really thank you for sending them a tiger, maybe everyone will forgive me for my willfulness..."
Su Qiao was once cheated by Fu Shijian of Tianmu Starlight. She signed a prostitution agreement in a fit of enthusiasm, including not being allowed to fall in love for ten years. If Su Qiao hadn't used the power of the Triads later, Su Qiao would have Qiao might end up being forced to work as an escort for a wealthy businessman like other contracted artists.
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
Su Qiao secretly suppressed laughter behind Bi Tu and said nothing to the latter's arrogance. It seemed that Su Qiao had grasped Bi Tu's temperament and knew how to appease Bi Tu and make Bi Tu do things for her.
The second grade disease is not cured yet! You, a robot, are also guilty of chuunibyou! Even if humans really can't live without Wi-Fi, there are thousands of Wi-Fi hotspots in the world besides you!
"No matter in Ai Shuqiao's opinion, Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or an undercover agent, there is no reason to ignore him..."
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
It is not easy to do this in the face of a powerful robot like Bitu.
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
It is not easy to do this in the face of a powerful robot like Bitu.
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
So I half-jokingly asked Su Qiao: "I have an adult tiger here. Do you want to keep it?"
"Don't talk about being a star, you are not even a human being in the first place!"
I asked a little surprised: "Su Qiao, when you were in the acrobatic troupe, did you ever train animals?"
"Well..." She slowed down in lubrication the rabbit, "Since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the leader has been hoping to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I may transfer it. For the acrobatic troupe…”
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
"You may not know that Tianmu Starlight Office, which you once signed a contract with, is now making big moves again!"
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
I asked a little surprised: "Su Qiao, when you were in the acrobatic troupe, did you ever train animals?"
The quarrel didn't stop until my voice became hoarse and the loudspeaker of the rabbit still maintained a weak baritone voice.
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
Bitu didn't hear that I was comparing it to animals, and still enjoyed Su Qiao's lubricating service.
Damn it, I didn’t expect the tiger to have special meaning to Su Qiao! I'm not 100% sure yet about giving the tiger to Su Qiao! And I never asked the tigress Susan about her wishes! Maybe it prefers to live in the back mountains, or live with its own kind in a nature reserve!
Seeing that Su Qiao was very frightened, I quickly added:
"Don't talk about being a star, you are not even a human being in the first place!"
"No matter in Ai Shuqiao's opinion, Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or an undercover agent, there is no reason to ignore him..."
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
Using a news talk show model similar to "囧Studio", the rabbit will stand on the stage and speak for 10 minutes, describing the stupidity of human beings in various news from a robot's perspective.
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
"Du—robots that can pass the Turing test should be treated as human beings!" A circle of LED lights on Bitu's round eyes flashed angrily, "How dare you, a bald man, to discriminate against us robots!" Listen to Bitu's scolding I was bald, and Su Qiao subconsciously wanted to laugh, but she felt it was inappropriate in front of me, so she covered her mouth and suppressed her blushing face.
The quarrel didn't stop until my voice became hoarse and the loudspeaker of the rabbit still maintained a weak baritone voice.
"No, it's still not possible..." After thinking for a short time, Su Qiao shook her head, "I don't think I'm very suitable to be an actor. This job in the Imperial Building is very relaxing and comfortable. I'm very content... Thank you for considering me, I'm really not worth your trouble..."
"Well..." She slowed down in lubrication the rabbit, "Since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the leader has been hoping to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I may transfer it. For the acrobatic troupe…”
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
Compared with various popular variety shows in Taiwan, the mainland does lack a lot. However, as long as the Rabbit comes out, it will be the first time for robots to host variety shows. At least in terms of technology, it will surpass Taiwan by dozens of blocks!
Suddenly a thought occurred to me: Pentheus named the tigress in the back mountain "Susan", which can be regarded as Su Qiao's parent! If it can no longer stay in the back mountain due to practical reasons, then through Su Qiao's relationship, it seems that it is also a way to make a living in the Su Qiao family's acrobatic troupe!
Huo Jiangdong was placed under the protection of the Scientific Happiness Sect. The attack from Ai Shuqiao that they had been worried about did not happen, which made everyone feel puzzled.
Compared with various popular variety shows in Taiwan, the mainland does lack a lot. However, as long as the Rabbit comes out, it will be the first time for robots to host variety shows. At least in terms of technology, it will surpass Taiwan by dozens of blocks!
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
So I half-jokingly asked Su Qiao: "I have an adult tiger here. Do you want to keep it?"
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
The quarrel didn't stop until my voice became hoarse and the loudspeaker of the rabbit still maintained a weak baritone voice.
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
Su Qiao's face turned pale instantly. Since my image in her mind was unfathomable, she would probably take it seriously even if I made random nonsense.
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
Bitu didn't hear that I was comparing it to animals, and still enjoyed Su Qiao's lubricating service.
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
This was just a joke about me having a good match but not a good one, but Su Qiao looked very touched.
"No, it's still not possible..." After thinking for a short time, Su Qiao shook her head, "I don't think I'm very suitable to be an actor. This job in the Imperial Building is very relaxing and comfortable. I'm very content... Thank you for considering me, I'm really not worth your trouble..."
Su Qiao secretly suppressed laughter behind Bi Tu and said nothing to the latter's arrogance. It seemed that Su Qiao had grasped Bi Tu's temperament and knew how to appease Bi Tu and make Bi Tu do things for her.
"Well..." She slowed down in lubrication the rabbit, "Since the lion in the acrobatic troupe died of old age, the leader has been hoping to add a lion or a tiger. If I have a tiger, I may transfer it. For the acrobatic troupe…”
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
"Don't talk about being a star, you are not even a human being in the first place!"
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
"I just want you to give it to the acrobatic troupe!" I smiled, "otherwise, I can just give it to the acrobatic troupe in your name."
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
The planners of Tianmu Starlight received the task of packaging robots to become stars. They had no experience in this area and felt great pressure. So after staying up late for several weeks, they came up with a plan for an online program.
Huo Jiangdong was placed under the protection of the Scientific Happiness Sect. The attack from Ai Shuqiao that they had been worried about did not happen, which made everyone feel puzzled.
Using a news talk show model similar to "囧Studio", the rabbit will stand on the stage and speak for 10 minutes, describing the stupidity of human beings in various news from a robot's perspective.
Bitu suddenly interjected: "Are celebrities the kind of people who are idolized and worshiped by everyone? Then I reluctantly signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am a professional when it comes to accepting worship. There is no one more suitable to be that person than me. A star person!"
The second grade disease is not cured yet! You, a robot, are also guilty of chuunibyou! Even if humans really can't live without Wi-Fi, there are thousands of Wi-Fi hotspots in the world besides you!
This was just a joke about me having a good match but not a good one, but Su Qiao looked very touched.
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
Damn it, I didn’t expect the tiger to have special meaning to Su Qiao! I'm not 100% sure yet about giving the tiger to Su Qiao! And I never asked the tigress Susan about her wishes! Maybe it prefers to live in the back mountains, or live with its own kind in a nature reserve!
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
"I ran away from home for so long because I thought it was hard to practice acrobatics, and I haven't done anything for the acrobatic troupe. If I can really thank you for sending them a tiger, maybe everyone will forgive me for my willfulness..."
"Don't talk about being a star, you are not even a human being in the first place!"
"Who told you that Huo Jiangdong has a tendency to change gender? I want to ask you, since you can do gender reassignment surgery, can you also do plastic surgery? Huo Jiangdong is now disfigured and can't go out casually. Isn't this just for him? Great opportunity for plastic surgery?”
The planners of Tianmu Starlight received the task of packaging robots to become stars. They had no experience in this area and felt great pressure. So after staying up late for several weeks, they came up with a plan for an online program.
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
Damn it, I didn’t expect the tiger to have special meaning to Su Qiao! I'm not 100% sure yet about giving the tiger to Su Qiao! And I never asked the tigress Susan about her wishes! Maybe it prefers to live in the back mountains, or live with its own kind in a nature reserve!
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
"Du—yes, not bad." Bitu's dull face seemed to show a hint of comfort, "Since you humans have served me with all your heart, then I will mercifully allow you to live..."
"Wha, what?" Su Qiao stopped wiping the lubricant completely, causing Bitu to make a beeping sound in protest.
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
"Ah?" Dr. Yu was shocked, "You want Huo Jiangdong to have sex reassignment surgery? Is this his own wish? I have been with him for a while, but why have I never discovered that he has this tendency?"
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
"You may not know that Tianmu Starlight Office, which you once signed a contract with, is now making big moves again!"
"I'm not going to have sex reassignment surgery! Dr. Yu, can you please listen to what I'm saying? I'm talking about Huo Jiangdong!"
Bitu didn't hear that I was comparing it to animals, and still enjoyed Su Qiao's lubricating service.
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
Su Qiao's face turned pale instantly. Since my image in her mind was unfathomable, she would probably take it seriously even if I made random nonsense.
It is not easy to do this in the face of a powerful robot like Bitu.
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
"Wha, what?" Su Qiao stopped wiping the lubricant completely, causing Bitu to make a beeping sound in protest.
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
I asked a little surprised: "Su Qiao, when you were in the acrobatic troupe, did you ever train animals?"
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
"No, it's still not possible..." After thinking for a short time, Su Qiao shook her head, "I don't think I'm very suitable to be an actor. This job in the Imperial Building is very relaxing and comfortable. I'm very content... Thank you for considering me, I'm really not worth your trouble..."
Seeing that Su Qiao was very frightened, I quickly added:
"Well... it's not impossible. In that case, let Huo Jiangdong live in the Imperial Building for a few more days."
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
Su Qiao was once cheated by Fu Shijian of Tianmu Starlight. She signed a prostitution agreement in a fit of enthusiasm, including not being allowed to fall in love for ten years. If Su Qiao hadn't used the power of the Triads later, Su Qiao would have Qiao might end up being forced to work as an escort for a wealthy businessman like other contracted artists.
Su Qiao secretly suppressed laughter behind Bi Tu and said nothing to the latter's arrogance. It seemed that Su Qiao had grasped Bi Tu's temperament and knew how to appease Bi Tu and make Bi Tu do things for her.
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
"Does she want us to let down our guard?" I said. "When we let Huo Jiangdong go out to move around freely, will she find someone to kill him?"
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
Seeing that Su Qiao was very frightened, I quickly added:
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
Su Qiao secretly suppressed laughter behind Bi Tu and said nothing to the latter's arrogance. It seemed that Su Qiao had grasped Bi Tu's temperament and knew how to appease Bi Tu and make Bi Tu do things for her.
"Du—robots that can pass the Turing test should be treated as human beings!" A circle of LED lights on Bitu's round eyes flashed angrily, "How dare you, a bald man, to discriminate against us robots!" Listen to Bitu's scolding I was bald, and Su Qiao subconsciously wanted to laugh, but she felt it was inappropriate in front of me, so she covered her mouth and suppressed her blushing face.
"Does she want us to let down our guard?" I said. "When we let Huo Jiangdong go out to move around freely, will she find someone to kill him?"
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
Su Qiao and I looked at Bitu at the same time as if we were looking at a big monster.
I always feel that Dr. Yu wants to perform the surgery on Huo Jiangdong himself because he hopes to say something to Huo Jiangdong after the operation is completed and the anesthesia is over: "Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful!"
"This time is different from before. The boss behind Tianmu Starlight has become my sister Amy. Although she is willful, she will never force everyone to do dirty things like Fu Shijian did in the past. Amy has been very I hope to package a few female artists as the company's top names, are you interested in returning to your old career?"
Su Qiao was once cheated by Fu Shijian of Tianmu Starlight. She signed a prostitution agreement in a fit of enthusiasm, including not being allowed to fall in love for ten years. If Su Qiao hadn't used the power of the Triads later, Su Qiao would have Qiao might end up being forced to work as an escort for a wealthy businessman like other contracted artists.
"I'm not going to have sex reassignment surgery! Dr. Yu, can you please listen to what I'm saying? I'm talking about Huo Jiangdong!"
"No, it's still not possible..." After thinking for a short time, Su Qiao shook her head, "I don't think I'm very suitable to be an actor. This job in the Imperial Building is very relaxing and comfortable. I'm very content... Thank you for considering me, I'm really not worth your trouble..."
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
I asked a little surprised: "Su Qiao, when you were in the acrobatic troupe, did you ever train animals?"
Afterwards, I thought about it calmly and suddenly realized: As the saying goes, it’s hard to find a three-legged toad, but there are plenty of women with two legs—isn’t a pussy a three-legged toad? (Its moving part consists of three rollers.) Nowadays, competition in the entertainment industry is fierce. How easy is it to package an idol actress and make her become famous quickly? On the other hand, as a robot with a high IQ and the ability to complain, Bitu can be used as a comedian or a variety show host, and it has suddenly become a big hit!
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
Bitu suddenly interjected: "Are celebrities the kind of people who are idolized and worshiped by everyone? Then I reluctantly signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am a professional when it comes to accepting worship. There is no one more suitable to be that person than me. A star person!"
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
I always feel that Dr. Yu wants to perform the surgery on Huo Jiangdong himself because he hopes to say something to Huo Jiangdong after the operation is completed and the anesthesia is over: "Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful!"
"I just want you to give it to the acrobatic troupe!" I smiled, "otherwise, I can just give it to the acrobatic troupe in your name."
Su Qiao and I looked at Bitu at the same time as if we were looking at a big monster.
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
Bitu didn't hear that I was comparing it to animals, and still enjoyed Su Qiao's lubricating service.
"Don't talk about being a star, you are not even a human being in the first place!"
"Who told you that Huo Jiangdong has a tendency to change gender? I want to ask you, since you can do gender reassignment surgery, can you also do plastic surgery? Huo Jiangdong is now disfigured and can't go out casually. Isn't this just for him? Great opportunity for plastic surgery?”
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
Compared with various popular variety shows in Taiwan, the mainland does lack a lot. However, as long as the Rabbit comes out, it will be the first time for robots to host variety shows. At least in terms of technology, it will surpass Taiwan by dozens of blocks!
"Du—robots that can pass the Turing test should be treated as human beings!" A circle of LED lights on Bitu's round eyes flashed angrily, "How dare you, a bald man, to discriminate against us robots!" Listen to Bitu's scolding I was bald, and Su Qiao subconsciously wanted to laugh, but she felt it was inappropriate in front of me, so she covered her mouth and suppressed her blushing face.
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
After a conversation, Huo Jiangdong agreed to undergo plastic surgery out of safety and convenience considerations. However, after seeing Dr. Yu's aesthetic level on Bitu, he firmly refused to let Dr. Yu perform the surgery.
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
It is not easy to do this in the face of a powerful robot like Bitu.
Afterwards, I thought about it calmly and suddenly realized: As the saying goes, it’s hard to find a three-legged toad, but there are plenty of women with two legs—isn’t a pussy a three-legged toad? (Its moving part consists of three rollers.) Nowadays, competition in the entertainment industry is fierce. How easy is it to package an idol actress and make her become famous quickly? On the other hand, as a robot with a high IQ and the ability to complain, Bitu can be used as a comedian or a variety show host, and it has suddenly become a big hit!
It sounds like a topical program that is very attractive to watch, but the name has not been finalized yet. The names of the preparatory programs currently available for selection are:
"This time is different from before. The boss behind Tianmu Starlight has become my sister Amy. Although she is willful, she will never force everyone to do dirty things like Fu Shijian did in the past. Amy has been very I hope to package a few female artists as the company's top names, are you interested in returning to your old career?"
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
The second grade disease is not cured yet! You, a robot, are also guilty of chuunibyou! Even if humans really can't live without Wi-Fi, there are thousands of Wi-Fi hotspots in the world besides you!
Damn it, I didn’t expect the tiger to have special meaning to Su Qiao! I'm not 100% sure yet about giving the tiger to Su Qiao! And I never asked the tigress Susan about her wishes! Maybe it prefers to live in the back mountains, or live with its own kind in a nature reserve!
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
Dr. Yu's eyes lit up after I reminded him, "What a great idea! If Huo Jiangdong is plastic surgery to look not very similar to before, then even Ai Shuqiao's men won't be able to recognize him, right? When Huo Jiangdong goes out, The risk of free movement will also be greatly reduced! I will discuss it with him right now!"
"I'm not going to have sex reassignment surgery! Dr. Yu, can you please listen to what I'm saying? I'm talking about Huo Jiangdong!"
"No matter in Ai Shuqiao's opinion, Huo Jiangdong is a traitor or an undercover agent, there is no reason to ignore him..."
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
I asked a little surprised: "Su Qiao, when you were in the acrobatic troupe, did you ever train animals?"
"I ran away from home for so long because I thought it was hard to practice acrobatics, and I haven't done anything for the acrobatic troupe. If I can really thank you for sending them a tiger, maybe everyone will forgive me for my willfulness..."
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
It sounds like a topical program that is very attractive to watch, but the name has not been finalized yet. The names of the preparatory programs currently available for selection are:
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
"Does she want us to let down our guard?" I said. "When we let Huo Jiangdong go out to move around freely, will she find someone to kill him?"
The quarrel didn't stop until my voice became hoarse and the loudspeaker of the rabbit still maintained a weak baritone voice.
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
"Ah?" Dr. Yu was shocked, "You want Huo Jiangdong to have sex reassignment surgery? Is this his own wish? I have been with him for a while, but why have I never discovered that he has this tendency?"
Afterwards, I thought about it calmly and suddenly realized: As the saying goes, it’s hard to find a three-legged toad, but there are plenty of women with two legs—isn’t a pussy a three-legged toad? (Its moving part consists of three rollers.) Nowadays, competition in the entertainment industry is fierce. How easy is it to package an idol actress and make her become famous quickly? On the other hand, as a robot with a high IQ and the ability to complain, Bitu can be used as a comedian or a variety show host, and it has suddenly become a big hit!
Su Qiao was once cheated by Fu Shijian of Tianmu Starlight. She signed a prostitution agreement in a fit of enthusiasm, including not being allowed to fall in love for ten years. If Su Qiao hadn't used the power of the Triads later, Su Qiao would have Qiao might end up being forced to work as an escort for a wealthy businessman like other contracted artists.
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
Dr. Yu immediately became interested, widened his eyes and said, "What? Ye Lin, you finally figured out that you want to have sex reassignment surgery? I can give you a 50% discount... No, 30% off!"
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
Compared with various popular variety shows in Taiwan, the mainland does lack a lot. However, as long as the Rabbit comes out, it will be the first time for robots to host variety shows. At least in terms of technology, it will surpass Taiwan by dozens of blocks!
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
"My skills are not that bad!" Dr. Yu Bo Le immediately showed a hurt expression, "When I was rescuing seriously injured people in car accidents during brain surgery, I would occasionally give them plastic surgery in car accidents... Forget it, since If you can’t trust me, then I’ll recommend some of my acquaintances.”
Bitu suddenly interjected: "Are celebrities the kind of people who are idolized and worshiped by everyone? Then I reluctantly signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight. After all, I am a professional when it comes to accepting worship. There is no one more suitable to be that person than me. A star person!"
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
I asked a little surprised: "Su Qiao, when you were in the acrobatic troupe, did you ever train animals?"
"Wha, what?" Su Qiao stopped wiping the lubricant completely, causing Bitu to make a beeping sound in protest.
"I just want you to give it to the acrobatic troupe!" I smiled, "otherwise, I can just give it to the acrobatic troupe in your name."
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
"I just want you to give it to the acrobatic troupe!" I smiled, "otherwise, I can just give it to the acrobatic troupe in your name."
After I presented the facts and reasoned it out, Amy agreed with me. A few days later, she signed a five-year contract with Dr. Yu, the creator of Bitu, to try out the effects.
"Who told you that Huo Jiangdong has a tendency to change gender? I want to ask you, since you can do gender reassignment surgery, can you also do plastic surgery? Huo Jiangdong is now disfigured and can't go out casually. Isn't this just for him? Great opportunity for plastic surgery?”
Not to mention that it would take several months to let go of Huo Jiangdong and transform into a different person. When I was about to leave the Imperial Building, I saw Su Qiao lubing the robot arm of Pitu behind the service desk.
The planners of Tianmu Starlight received the task of packaging robots to become stars. They had no experience in this area and felt great pressure. So after staying up late for several weeks, they came up with a plan for an online program.
Su Qiao secretly suppressed laughter behind Bi Tu and said nothing to the latter's arrogance. It seemed that Su Qiao had grasped Bi Tu's temperament and knew how to appease Bi Tu and make Bi Tu do things for her.
Something suddenly occurred to me, "Dr. Yu, you often brag that you can perform sex reassignment surgery..."
The quarrel didn't stop until my voice became hoarse and the loudspeaker of the rabbit still maintained a weak baritone voice.
"Well," Su Qiao nodded shyly, "there are horses, elephants, and once a lion in the acrobatic troupe. I once followed my uncle who was an animal trainer and had some contact with those animals. I basically have some experience with them. The experience of training animals cannot be put on the table.”
"Does she want us to let down our guard?" I said. "When we let Huo Jiangdong go out to move around freely, will she find someone to kill him?"
"I ran away from home for so long because I thought it was hard to practice acrobatics, and I haven't done anything for the acrobatic troupe. If I can really thank you for sending them a tiger, maybe everyone will forgive me for my willfulness..."
In this way, I had a leisurely argument with the robot, letting Su Qiao next to me laugh.
Using a news talk show model similar to "囧Studio", the rabbit will stand on the stage and speak for 10 minutes, describing the stupidity of human beings in various news from a robot's perspective.
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
"I ran away from home for so long because I thought it was hard to practice acrobatics, and I haven't done anything for the acrobatic troupe. If I can really thank you for sending them a tiger, maybe everyone will forgive me for my willfulness..."
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
It sounds like a topical program that is very attractive to watch, but the name has not been finalized yet. The names of the preparatory programs currently available for selection are:
"I'm not someone who cares much about my face. I don't have any problem with plastic surgery to make me look a little different than before, but I don't want to be plastic surgery into a weird shape and be watched by people when I walk on the road!"
So I half-jokingly asked Su Qiao: "I have an adult tiger here. Do you want to keep it?"
"Who is bald?" I grabbed half a centimeter of hair with my fingertips and shouted to Bitu, "My hair has grown back! Now I am at best a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple! You are the one You're bald! Your head is as shiny as a pot lid upside down on your neck!"
Bitu didn't hear that I was comparing it to animals, and still enjoyed Su Qiao's lubricating service.
"No, it's still not possible..." After thinking for a short time, Su Qiao shook her head, "I don't think I'm very suitable to be an actor. This job in the Imperial Building is very relaxing and comfortable. I'm very content... Thank you for considering me, I'm really not worth your trouble..."
Dr. Yu muttered to himself while peeing in the toilet side by side with me.
I felt that this idea was worthy of further exploration, so I asked Bitu to wait for my news. I would go back and discuss with Amy before giving her a reply on whether to sign the contract.
During this time, I also went to the Imperial Building to meet Xiao Yin, and held the second combat meeting against Ai Shuqiao with Dr. Yu, Huo Jiangdong and others.
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
"The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes", "Humans Are So Stupid", and "Robot Bragging".
Dr. Yu was so excited that he ran outside without zipping up his pants. There was really nothing he could do.
The quarrel didn't stop until my voice became hoarse and the loudspeaker of the rabbit still maintained a weak baritone voice.
Since I might not be able to fulfill my promise of sending the tiger to the acrobatic troupe, I promptly changed the subject and said to Su Qiao:
Afterwards, I thought about it calmly and suddenly realized: As the saying goes, it’s hard to find a three-legged toad, but there are plenty of women with two legs—isn’t a pussy a three-legged toad? (Its moving part consists of three rollers.) Nowadays, competition in the entertainment industry is fierce. How easy is it to package an idol actress and make her become famous quickly? On the other hand, as a robot with a high IQ and the ability to complain, Bitu can be used as a comedian or a variety show host, and it has suddenly become a big hit!
"This time is different from before. The boss behind Tianmu Starlight has become my sister Amy. Although she is willful, she will never force everyone to do dirty things like Fu Shijian did in the past. Amy has been very I hope to package a few female artists as the company's top names, are you interested in returning to your old career?"