I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 1069: Dry fruit stream and vegetable stream

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The five tigers of the Criminal Department were not convinced at first. Later, the five of them fought with Xiong Yaoyue one after another. In the end, they were all put out by Xiong Yaoyue, so they had no choice but to bow their heads and accept Xiong Yaoyue as the eldest sister.

Zhuang Ni let the loudspeaker strangle her neck and rock it back and forth, without any wave of emotion on her expression. For some reason, she glanced in my direction when she was strangled.

In order to prove that Rabbit is a genuine robot, Dr. Yu, wearing the white coat he usually wears, walked to the camera and opened the abdominal component box of Rabbit in public, allowing the audience to see the electronic equipment flashing inside, and briefly described The process of making your own rabbit.

Since I came to high school in person, Xiong Yaoyue solemnly announced to them because she heard the five tigers of the Ministry of Punishment calling me boss: "I am Ye Lin's buddy. If you worship him as the boss, it is equivalent to worshiping me as the boss! In the future, I will also be the boss." Do you want to obey my orders?"

"Not just in 2014, but in any year, April 4th, June 6th, August 8th, October 10th, and December 12th will all be on the same day of the week. For example, these days in 2013 Every day is Thursday, and in 2012 these days are all Wednesday.”

Zhuang Ni wiped the wet bench with a stack of paper towels, sat on it, and started sketching in front of a marble mermaid statue not far away.

But Zhuang Ni is an exception. Most of the painting tools she brings include utility knives and other dangerous tools. If someone dares to misbehave with her, the consequences can be imagined.

After making up my mind, I followed Zhuang Ni (at least in her opinion) and followed her step by step (in her opinion) into the park in the middle of the street.

35 minus 3 equals 32. There are now only 32 students in Grade 2 (3) class. This is the number after Xiaoqin and I entered the school.

"Hey, I discovered something very interesting!" The girl sitting in the front row of Zhuang Ni turned around and said to Zhuang Ni and Big Speaker, "June 6, August 8, and October 10, 2014 It’s both Friday! What a coincidence! It happens once in a century!”

Having summarized all the things that happened before September 1, let us turn the time back to the present.

Zhuang Ni immediately darkened her face, showing an expression of extreme contempt.

Here I would like to introduce the seating arrangement of Class 3 of Senior High School.

There is still a group of viewers who don’t buy it, and they chant online:

After the last class of the day, it rained lightly. I felt that it was a pity to stay in the dormitory when there was such fresh air outside, so I took a walk on campus alone.

"This is only common sense to you!" Big Speaker couldn't help but complain to Zhuang Ni, "Ordinary people have so much time to remember these weird things!"

Now I am sitting in the classroom of Grade 2 (3) in high school in a daze.

"It makes sense..." Xiong Yaoyue nodded and continued to eat her beef jerky.

"That doctor is a fake expert at first glance! We seem to have seen him in TV commercials for Fu Yanjie and Abdominal Strengthening Plane! His trick of taking apart the robot is a trick! There must be a crosstalk actor inside the robot's belly!"

Zhuang Ni noticed that I was following her and snorted and ignored me. I also snorted to show that I was not following her.

There are seven rows and five columns of desks. I am still sitting in the last row on the left by the window, and Xiaoqin is on the right.

"You stupid human being, surrender to my personal charm and wifi signal!"

At this time, the classroom of Class 3, Grade 2, was blowing cold air from the air conditioner, and the temperature made people feel very comfortable.

When I entered the park in the middle of the street, I discovered that there were quite a few people taking advantage of the fresh air after the rain to take a walk. Apart from old men and old ladies, students from the Zhonghai Civil and Military School were the most numerous.

The loudspeaker was furious: "Who knows how to fight left and right like you! And how many times a day do you say I'm fat before you're satisfied! Let's see if I don't strangle you to death!"

Damn it, because the park in the middle of the street is very green, I originally planned to go for a walk there! Now you have taken the lead. Did I deliberately choose a different direction from you because I wanted to avoid suspicion

Zhuang Ni's profound knowledge impressed the girls in the front row, but her harsh tone was also very unpleasant.

After a pilot episode was aired online with the title "Rabbit Eyes See the World·Humans Are So Stupid", Bitu unexpectedly gained a lot of popularity. Some people even compared it to Wang Nima in "Rampage" and pointed out that Bitu Maybe he is a special actor hiding in an iron shell, otherwise it would be impossible for a robot to have such a crazy ability to complain.

Since there are not as many students in private schools as in public schools, our class only has 35 seats in total, and it is not full. The three seats to Xiaoqin's right are empty.

Although she was wearing a school uniform like everyone else, Zhuang Ni, who seemed to be shrouded in shadow, rolled her eyes in disinterest and said:

Zhuang Ni glanced at the loudspeaker with contempt, "That's because you spend all your time eating and gaining weight. If you put two computer screens in the dormitory like me, the left one is used to practice programming, and the right one is used to practice programming. Use it to quickly read news summaries and store something other than fat in your body."

"But..." Xingxing turned his attention to Zhuang Ni in the middle of the classroom, "Sister Yueyue, you also said that if Zhuang Ni and you were present at the same time, calling you Winnie would easily confuse your two names, so I have to call you Yue. Sister Yue! Only in this way can you have the majesty of a big sister!"

Usually, it is nothing more than instructing them to find homework and copy it for themselves, or instructing them to help the monitor clean the classroom. Sometimes, they will also teach them fitness methods to improve their weak physique.

I was hesitating whether to separate from her when I saw several students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School wandering over.

The classes in the morning were over, and we had lunch in the campus cafeteria. During the lunch break, some people would go back to the dormitory to rest. However, because I don’t have the habit of taking a nap, I still stayed in the classroom and dazed like I did in junior high school.

Because of Bitu's status as a robot and his attitude as a robot when commenting on the news, even though humans were scolded by him, they felt very amused. They couldn't help but applaud and said that one more time would be really cheap.

Although a small number of people questioned it, Bitu was sought after by more people. His secondary disease became more serious, and he seemed to feel that he was a heroic pioneer who led his fellow robots to resist human beings.

"This is really not normal," Xing Xing muttered to me privately once, "Under normal circumstances, Sister Qin, who is the sister-in-law, should also be the eldest sister! Brother Ye, why are your sister-in-law and eldest sister-in-law not the same person?"

For one reason or another, students from Zhonghai Wenwu School especially like to pick fights with students from Qingzi High School. As a result, this park in the middle of the street, which is very close to both schools, has become a place for them to dominate. Students from Qingzi High School are generally very Few dare to get involved.

Xiong Yaoyue urged while chewing the beef jerky she snatched from Xing Xing.

I have to say that sometimes humans are very strange. Being scolded by others is not something to be thankful for, but there are always people who like to be scolded by beautiful women. If animals can speak, then being scolded by animals will become a unique hobby of some people. .

Since Jiang Qian had always regarded Xiong Yaoyue as the monitor's accomplice, Xiong Yaoyue had these five younger brothers, which made Jiang Qian feel very unhappy. She only hated that her three prospective boyfriends were not enough, and she wished she had thirty (Cao My father-in-law said that he could be the thirty-first).

Because the title of the program "The World Sees Through Rabbit Eyes: Humans Are So Stupid" was too long, at the suggestion of a viewer whose online name was "Fan Lihua", the program was officially renamed "Stupid Humans". This is also the mantra of the rabbit. It lasts ten minutes. The show will probably appear twenty or thirty times.

Despite constant doubts, Bitu's popularity has soared. Even Deyun Club posted @Bitu on Weibo and invited Bitu to talk cross talk with them on the same stage.

Xing Xing raised his head and said in embarrassment: "Sister Yueyue, don't rush me, don't you think I'm copying? Brother Ye's handwriting is not easy to read, I'm going to be nearsighted!"

"Hmph, you don't know such basic common sense. It's just as ridiculous as that person on the Internet who doesn't know Lu Xun's surname is Zhou."

There were only a few people sitting scattered in the classroom. Xiaoqin went back to the dormitory to use the computer because she wanted to discuss things with her comic editor "God's Grace Niu".

"This is a mental algorithm invented by John Conway. Days like April 4 are called Judgment Day in this algorithm. Through this method, you can quickly find out what day of the week any day of the year is. "

Before I could decide which direction to go, I saw Zhuang Ni carrying a picture folder and exiting the main entrance of Qingzi High School.

Unconsciously, I walked out of the main entrance of Qingzi High School and came to the wide road.

Bastard! Although the hair on my head is still very short, it doesn’t look like a hairy peanut! And peanuts are dried fruits, not vegetables!

Xiong Yaoyue immediately clicked her tongue and said, "Hey! Didn't I tell you many times that you want to call me Sister Winnie!"

She looked like she was going to sketch outside of school. Seeing that there was no one else around, I joked with her and said, "What, are you following me? Do you want me to be your sketch model?"

The road was soaked by rain, and there were not many vehicles passing by. It was like a strip of soaked black cloth, extending in both directions.

Since Xiong Yaoyue was the kind of person who was very righteous even if she was in the underworld, she did not bully the five tigers from the Criminal Department just because they became her younger brothers.

In terms of seating arrangements, Da Xiaoba and Zhuang Ni were in the middle of the classroom, while Xiong Yaoyue and Xing Xing were in the front row of me and Xiao Qin respectively.

In order to show that she was not interested in me, Zhuang Ni proudly crossed the road with her chest raised and her head raised, and went to the park across the street to find a sketch target.

I severely criticized this: "Stop talking about the underworld with me! You weak bums still think you can really kill people! Even if you are tied together, you can't beat Xiong Yaoyue. You don't think of her as your eldest sister?" Suffer!"

Da Xiaobao, Zhuang Ni, Xiong Yaoyue and Xing Xing each stayed in the classroom because of certain things.

"Shut up, you hairy peanut! Only a vegetable like Xiaoqin would like to use you as a model!"

"Have you finished copying Ye Lin's physics homework? When you're done, copy it for me as soon as possible!"

Why? A true Spartan doesn't care about other people's opinions! I also go to the park in the center of the street! The park in the center of the street is not owned by your family!