The size of the monitor is just right for me.
"Eh? I don't have a remote control mouse? Ah~~Don't! I promise! I promise you!"
It seems that the squad leader found Xiaoqin's weakness and started to fight back.
I still hope that someone can take the initiative to give it to me.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"
Of course, even if this fantasy becomes a reality, I don’t think any girl would lend her anti-gas bra to a nasty guy like Eunuch Cao. He will definitely die with his face distorted in the end.
100, 101, 102… 200!
Thinking about it makes my heart itch.
It is said that in response to terrorist attacks, a foreign aunt invented a bra that can filter poisonous gas. Whenever air pollution occurs, women wearing this bra can pull out the magic weapon from their arms to cover their mouths and noses, and smile at the autumn moon and spring breeze.
The body is still stiff.
Finally, Master Gong Lina's golden cudgel was superior. I gradually cooled down and returned to bed with sore arms.
The two girls were twisting together, as if someone was riding on each other, making a dull "thump" sound on the mattress.
Shusha let out a high-frequency scream, which made my blood boil.
If Eunuch Cao or the underwear thief got it, they would probably put it on their head immediately and celebrate their victory, right
But it wouldn't be true to say that I wasn't interested in it at all.
"Xiao Qin? You, when did you come in?... Why are you dressed like this!"
I felt hot all over and my breathing became rapid.
You must be laughing to such an extent that you will even shed tears, right
I don't think I'm qualified to hunt down the underwear thief.
It was Xiaoqin's voice, and I could imagine her being furious and confused.
"No! There is only one pair of this style of underwear in the world! Take yours off!"
"Don't, don't lift my pajamas! What are you looking for? You can't hide anything in pajamas!"
How dirty! Why are you as happy as King Arthur getting the Holy Grail? If you think about it carefully, it's just a piece of clothing at best, probably equivalent to a men's vest, right
Normally, you would first think of Xiaoqin sitting next to you, right? But is her bra too small for my face
After another ten minutes, the two girls walked out one after the other.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
The next day I got up very early (a habit developed from running) and quickly made the bed, especially the pillows.
"It's, it's not healed! If you don't pay attention, it will relapse! Ah~haha~~ Stop tickling me! I can't stand it anymore! I'm going to die! Help!"
I solemnly put the monitor's bra back under the pillow and swore to Sun Dasheng that I would never touch it again tonight, otherwise I would dream about Gong Lina and Sister Feng's duet.
50, 51, 52… 60
It's all because of the female hormones left in the bra by the monitor.
By the way, this thing should be called "obscene clothing" in ancient China, right? It exists like a bellyband.
To sum up, there should be two girls sleeping on the bed in the guest room now, who have no expectation of what will happen when they wake up.
I kind of want to use the squad leader's bra to do more obscene things.
As soon as I came out of the bathroom, I heard someone shouting in the guest room:
The squad leader's question showed that Xiaoqin's attire was completely weird even in the eyes of girls.
I should say it looks like an orchid, right? Under the warm sunshine of spring, the graceful orchids stand tall.
Maybe it was the middle of the night, nervous mood, lack of oxygen in the brain, smog, etc., but I actually put the bra tightly against my nose and smelled it hard.
If the squad leader happens to be wearing this kind of anti-gas bra, will he give me half of it to use
Although I have never seen Xiaoqin sleeping, when she was a little bully, I once saw him lying on the grass slope behind the shipyard, sleeping like a starfish with his belly exposed.
"Why are you!? Where did you hide classmate Ye Lin!?"
Amitabha and Sister Feng alone are no longer enough! Yes, just imagine Gong Lina singing "Golden Cudgel"! This will definitely put out a fire!
"Say you'll never play pranks on me again! Never use a remote-controlled mouse to scare me again!"
This shows how bad Xiaoqin's sleeping habits were in the past.
Now I suddenly realized that by playing with the squad leader's bra, I was indeed indecent about this piece of clothing.
"Ahahahaha~~~Don't...let me take a breath! Spare me! I can't do it anymore..."
Following this wretched assumption, there are fewer girls than boys in Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school, so some people must not be able to get anti-gas bras. Will the boys fight for survival by then? Girls will give priority to giving bras to the people they like, right
Suddenly someone started laughing uncontrollably.
ah! What a complete pervert! How could I do such a thing! Sure enough, the charm of original lingerie is irresistible
I discussed this with Eunuch Cao when I was bored after class. Eunuch Cao said that this invention is great and should be mandated by the state. It is stipulated that every woman going out in public must wear this kind of bra, and female classmates in school are no exception.
I expected that Xiaoqin would stay in bed on rest days, but shouldn't the squad leader get up early every day? You have to prepare breakfast for your brother, you have to continue the unfinished work at school, and you have to take time to volunteer at the pet hospital... If you don't get up early, the time is not enough, right
Yes, you are right. I am trying on the squad leader's bra, wearing it on my face with half a cup, in case there is a biochemical attack in the future and I cannot wear it correctly in a hurry and endanger my life.
Without having to distinguish carefully, I knew that the person who made such a ghostly laugh could only be Xiaoqin.
That's right, the "weedeater" punishment I used on Mr. Duckcap was inspired by the Bully.
There were a few times when I moved too much and almost hurt my golden cudgel.
It is estimated that at this moment, she was fast asleep and had forgotten to hide herself. She had already turned over carelessly. Maybe she was already hugging the monitor
"I used to think that you were weak and sick, so I always gave in to you, but now it seems that it is completely unnecessary! Your illness must have been cured long ago!"
I looked at my watch, it was 6:50, and neither girl got up.
"Classmate Ye Lin likes me dressed like this! But monitor, why are you wearing the same underwear as me!?"
"Don't, don't tickle me! Monitor, I'm ticklish! Stop tickling me! Haha, hahahahahaha-"
I can't imagine what it would be like for Xiaoqin to take off the squad leader's underwear.
Unlike the underwear that Shu Zhe stole from the clothes drying rack, this bra had just been taken off the monitor. Because it had been pressed under the pillow, it seemed to have retained a slight temperature.
The door to the guest room was closed properly.
I'm going to pretend that I never found the bra, hoping that when the squad leader wakes up and can't find the bra, he won't find any flaws when he comes to get it.
I jumped out of bed, humming the incomprehensible lyrics of "The Golden Cudgel" softly, and doing push-ups continuously with super high acceleration.
The coolest thing about this bra is that it has a detachable design and can be split into two, saving two lives at a time.
"Don't change the subject! Why are your underwear the same as mine! Did someone else give it to you? Take it off and let me check it!"
I guess Xiaoqin took advantage of the darkest night to sneak into the squad leader's bed (she thought it was my bed) and then slipped into bed, hoping to wait until dawn so that the squad leader would find us sleeping together. Declare our relationship.
calm! calm! Think of something that will calm your body down!
I wanted to sneak over and attack him, but he suddenly laughed in his sleep, turned over in a big movement, and unexpectedly kicked my knee with his toe, which made me wail in pain.
If we talk about fighting, no one in the second grade of junior high school (3) can beat me, but using a bra as the winning prize seems a bit obscene.
Awakened by this, he grinned and kicked me down as I was trying to escape, letting me touch my nose on the ground. Then he grabbed one of my shoes in each hand and dragged me down the grassy slope, making me eat a lot of grass roots and Mud.
As expected, after the squad leader and I exchanged rooms, Xiaoqin sneaked into the guest room, but I didn't hear her make any special noise.
Because it was too dark, I didn’t realize that the person sleeping in the same bed with me was actually the squad leader. I was also worried that if I touched my body, I would wake up and be kicked out, so I kept carefully hiding my breath for a long time. Just fall asleep naturally, right
Standing in the living room and looking around, I found that Xiaoqin's bedroom door was open, no one was inside, and there was only an empty quilt on the bed.
The squad leader's underwear is extremely soft and light in the hand. Only by carefully using the olfactory cells in the nasal cavity to distinguish it can one feel the subtle body fragrance of a girl.
Ah, I'm so perverted, I actually raped the carpet in Aunt Ren's bedroom...
When I was a child and watched "The Seven Heroes and Five Righteousnesses" left behind by my grandfather, I didn't think it made any sense to call the bellyband an obscene garment.
There is no strong fragrance. Eunuch Cao once told me his advanced experience: only breast-feeding women’s bras have a frankincense smell (God knows where he found the sample).
Even if she desperately wanted to be a girl in the past three years, it was impossible to completely erase the traces of the past.
Can not be done! You can't do that kind of thing! If you do something like that, you can't go back! He will gradually degenerate into an irredeemable pervert step by step!
In this way, in the event of a case involving sarin gas in the Tokyo subway, you can borrow bras from your female classmates openly.
"Stop! It's going to be torn! I bought this as a set during a supermarket sale! Isn't it surprising that you also have it?"
After an emotional hand-to-hand fight, the room finally calmed down.
If you think about it in a non-serious way, this thing actually looks like a mask.
"Pranks, right? You like pranks, right? If I don't teach you a lesson, you won't know who my sister is!"