"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
Students who have played the "Castlevania" and "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has miraculous effects on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as if the skin of an ordinary person is stained with strong acid. Wail.
"It's definitely not possible there! Spare me! It will break! Ahhh!"
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
I thought there would be no sequel to this episode, but I didn’t expect that the diligent and studious Xiao Qin went to the Internet to search what “holy water” meant, and then spent the whole morning squirming in front of me.
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
Students who have played the "Castlevania" and "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has miraculous effects on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as if the skin of an ordinary person is stained with strong acid. Wail.
Xiaoqin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" several times, and I reluctantly collected the five hundred yuan.
After giving the order in a commanding tone, Amy turned around and left proudly, with her twin ponytails swaying behind her. I seemed to hear her muttering softly before leaving:
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
Principal He Qimei was very satisfied and felt that in this way, the back door used by Chairman Ren Hongde would no longer be called a back door. So my dad’s teaching probation period has come to a successful end, and he will soon serve as a formal physics teacher, teaching first-year students of all levels.
"Okay... let's go! A zoo is a zoo! At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, you all gather here at my principal's building. I'll let Pentheus drive us there!"
"Damn it! I used the holy water at the risk of lowering my evaluation! It turned out to be completely useless! And I was also soaked by the holy water! I feel like my personality evaluation has also been lowered!"
"Xiaoqin is just a step sister. You take your step sister to the amusement park to have fun and have fun, and leave me, a real sister, here? No, I'm going too! If you don't take me there, I'll let Pentheus use it. The bazooka blew up the amusement park!”
But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of great losers such as Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
"Are you going to the zoo with Xiaoqin and Amy on Saturday?" Pooh said while biting the ice cream boldly and patting me on the shoulder. "Although I am also a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I won't go with you. I'm going to cause trouble for you - you have to treat your adopted sister and real sister equally, don't favor one over the other!"
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
"Damn it! I used the holy water at the risk of lowering my evaluation! It turned out to be completely useless! And I was also soaked by the holy water! I feel like my personality evaluation has also been lowered!"
"Okay! Pooh rolled up his sleeves very happily. I'll beat him up after eating this sugar cake! But you must at least buy me more than a piece of ice cream!"
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
Although Amy has a lot of money, she can pay for all the expenses after the trip, but after all, I still want to retain some dignity as an older brother, so it is best for me to pay when I take my sisters out to play.
"Uncle Ye, you work very hard, just rest at home on the weekends!"
"Well... if classmate Ye Lin is really upset, it doesn't matter if you let me drink classmate Ye Lin's holy water..."
"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
Who wants to go to an amusement park? It’s only a child like you who likes to go to amusement parks! I am very allergic to roller coasters, Ferris wheels and other equipment in amusement parks! I'm afraid of heights!
Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive fake and inferior versions of Japanese "holy water", otherwise they would have been cheated when they were besieged by demons.
"Ye and Ye Lin like to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool down before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular... "
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
"Okay! Pooh rolled up his sleeves very happily. I'll beat him up after eating this sugar cake! But you must at least buy me more than a piece of ice cream!"
"That's impossible!" I simply agreed to Pooh, and did some homework before Saturday came, and got familiar with the zoo and the surrounding environment through the Internet, just in case.
"Uncle Ye, you work very hard, just rest at home on the weekends!"
Although Amy has a lot of money, she can pay for all the expenses after the trip, but after all, I still want to retain some dignity as an older brother, so it is best for me to pay when I take my sisters out to play.
"Ugh! What does this smell like! The stench of the zombies doubled after they were sprayed with this stuff! If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought this yellowish bargain!"
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
"Damn it! I used the holy water at the risk of lowering my evaluation! It turned out to be completely useless! And I was also soaked by the holy water! I feel like my personality evaluation has also been lowered!"
Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This is something I never thought of beforehand. of.
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
Principal He Qimei was very satisfied and felt that in this way, the back door used by Chairman Ren Hongde would no longer be called a back door. So my dad’s teaching probation period has come to a successful end, and he will soon serve as a formal physics teacher, teaching first-year students of all levels.
At the same time, my father also achieved good results in the physics teaching in the first year of high school. Although he was only responsible for group C, his lectures were easy to understand and the language was humorous, which attracted many students from group B and even group A to listen to him. class. On Teachers' Day, September 10, he actually received more gifts than many veteran teachers.
"Okay... let's go! A zoo is a zoo! At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, you all gather here at my principal's building. I'll let Pentheus drive us there!"
"Okay! Pooh rolled up his sleeves very happily. I'll beat him up after eating this sugar cake! But you must at least buy me more than a piece of ice cream!"
"Damn it! I used the holy water at the risk of lowering my evaluation! It turned out to be completely useless! And I was also soaked by the holy water! I feel like my personality evaluation has also been lowered!"
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
Principal He Qimei was very satisfied and felt that in this way, the back door used by Chairman Ren Hongde would no longer be called a back door. So my dad’s teaching probation period has come to a successful end, and he will soon serve as a formal physics teacher, teaching first-year students of all levels.
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
"Ugh! What does this smell like! The stench of the zombies doubled after they were sprayed with this stuff! If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought this yellowish bargain!"
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
The Japanese are a very strange nation. Fortunately, they came up with the idea of using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing, and they also made many "holy water" works. By the way, in the Japanese mouth, "gold" also has another meaning. If you don't understand, please don't use Baidu.
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
"Uncle Ye, you work very hard, just rest at home on the weekends!"
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
Who wants to go to an amusement park? It’s only a child like you who likes to go to amusement parks! I am very allergic to roller coasters, Ferris wheels and other equipment in amusement parks! I'm afraid of heights!
Who wants to go to an amusement park? It’s only a child like you who likes to go to amusement parks! I am very allergic to roller coasters, Ferris wheels and other equipment in amusement parks! I'm afraid of heights!
"Are you going to the zoo with Xiaoqin and Amy on Saturday?" Pooh said while biting the ice cream boldly and patting me on the shoulder. "Although I am also a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I won't go with you. I'm going to cause trouble for you - you have to treat your adopted sister and real sister equally, don't favor one over the other!"
Bastard thing! Did you dream that I beat you in a dream? Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo. How dare you let me have a bad rest! Just wait and I will make you really bad!
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of great losers such as Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
"Well... if classmate Ye Lin is really upset, it doesn't matter if you let me drink classmate Ye Lin's holy water..."
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
Xiaoqin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
"Xiaoqin is just a step sister. You take your step sister to the amusement park to have fun and have fun, and leave me, a real sister, here? No, I'm going too! If you don't take me there, I'll let Pentheus use it. The bazooka blew up the amusement park!”
But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of great losers such as Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
Xiaoqin, who suffered from androphobia, took a long time to gather her courage before she stammered:
Where did such an international terrorist escape from! Just now I thought I could spend the five hundred yuan as much as I could, but as soon as you, the prodigal sister, came out, I immediately fell into a financial crisis!
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
Next, I asked Xiaoqin: "You won't be unhappy if you temporarily switch to a zoo and take Amy with you?"
"Classmate Ye Lin once mentioned to me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he went to the amusement park too few times - why don't you, Uncle Ye, give us the money to go to the amusement park, so we won't bother you to go with us. Just go and play by yourself!"
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
"Ye and Ye Lin like to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool down before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular... "
Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This is something I never thought of beforehand. of.
"Uncle Ye, you work very hard, just rest at home on the weekends!"
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
"Okay... let's go! A zoo is a zoo! At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, you all gather here at my principal's building. I'll let Pentheus drive us there!"
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
At the same time, my father also achieved good results in the physics teaching in the first year of high school. Although he was only responsible for group C, his lectures were easy to understand and the language was humorous, which attracted many students from group B and even group A to listen to him. class. On Teachers' Day, September 10, he actually received more gifts than many veteran teachers.
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
"Okay! Pooh rolled up his sleeves very happily. I'll beat him up after eating this sugar cake! But you must at least buy me more than a piece of ice cream!"
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
The Japanese are a very strange nation. Fortunately, they came up with the idea of using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing, and they also made many "holy water" works. By the way, in the Japanese mouth, "gold" also has another meaning. If you don't understand, please don't use Baidu.
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
"Ye and Ye Lin like to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool down before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular... "
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
Because I held myself to high moral standards during this period, Xiaoqin also did a lot of good deeds to help others out of inertia, which earned me a lot of extra points. My nickname at Qingzi High School was changed from "Perverted Bully" Gradually he became a "somewhat weird muscular man".
I thought there would be no sequel to this episode, but I didn’t expect that the diligent and studious Xiao Qin went to the Internet to search what “holy water” meant, and then spent the whole morning squirming in front of me.
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
"That's okay," Dad simply took out 500 yuan from his wallet and gave it to me. "Take Xiaoqin out to play on the weekend, but don't bully her!"
Xiaoqin bowed at almost a right angle to apologize to me.
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
Xiaoqin, who suffered from androphobia, took a long time to gather her courage before she stammered:
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
"It turns out, it turns out that holy water is that kind of thing... I made others misunderstand classmate Ye Lin. I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!"
"It turns out, it turns out that holy water is that kind of thing... I made others misunderstand classmate Ye Lin. I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!"
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive fake and inferior versions of Japanese "holy water", otherwise they would have been cheated when they were besieged by demons.
Xiaoqin bowed at almost a right angle to apologize to me.
Xiaoqin, who suffered from androphobia, took a long time to gather her courage before she stammered:
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
"Brother Ye Lin, Brother Ye Lin don't want it!!"
Although Amy has a lot of money, she can pay for all the expenses after the trip, but after all, I still want to retain some dignity as an older brother, so it is best for me to pay when I take my sisters out to play.
Bastard thing! Did you dream that I beat you in a dream? Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo. How dare you let me have a bad rest! Just wait and I will make you really bad!
"Well... if classmate Ye Lin is really upset, it doesn't matter if you let me drink classmate Ye Lin's holy water..."
Where did such an international terrorist escape from! Just now I thought I could spend the five hundred yuan as much as I could, but as soon as you, the prodigal sister, came out, I immediately fell into a financial crisis!
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
"Okay... let's go! A zoo is a zoo! At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, you all gather here at my principal's building. I'll let Pentheus drive us there!"
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of great losers such as Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
The Japanese are a very strange nation. Fortunately, they came up with the idea of using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing, and they also made many "holy water" works. By the way, in the Japanese mouth, "gold" also has another meaning. If you don't understand, please don't use Baidu.
Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.
Xiaoqin, who suffered from androphobia, took a long time to gather her courage before she stammered:
"Classmate Ye Lin once mentioned to me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he went to the amusement park too few times - why don't you, Uncle Ye, give us the money to go to the amusement park, so we won't bother you to go with us. Just go and play by yourself!"
Bastard thing! Did you dream that I beat you in a dream? Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo. How dare you let me have a bad rest! Just wait and I will make you really bad!
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
Because I held myself to high moral standards during this period, Xiaoqin also did a lot of good deeds to help others out of inertia, which earned me a lot of extra points. My nickname at Qingzi High School was changed from "Perverted Bully" Gradually he became a "somewhat weird muscular man".
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
"It's definitely not possible there! Spare me! It will break! Ahhh!"
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
At the same time, my father also achieved good results in the physics teaching in the first year of high school. Although he was only responsible for group C, his lectures were easy to understand and the language was humorous, which attracted many students from group B and even group A to listen to him. class. On Teachers' Day, September 10, he actually received more gifts than many veteran teachers.
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
Because I held myself to high moral standards during this period, Xiaoqin also did a lot of good deeds to help others out of inertia, which earned me a lot of extra points. My nickname at Qingzi High School was changed from "Perverted Bully" Gradually he became a "somewhat weird muscular man".
As I expected, except for some people who were surprised at first, most people accepted this fact calmly, and some people who had the benefit of hindsight said: "I have already seen that they two are very similar! Even the legs Shortness is hereditary!”
Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive fake and inferior versions of Japanese "holy water", otherwise they would have been cheated when they were besieged by demons.
"Well... if classmate Ye Lin is really upset, it doesn't matter if you let me drink classmate Ye Lin's holy water..."
Principal He Qimei was very satisfied and felt that in this way, the back door used by Chairman Ren Hongde would no longer be called a back door. So my dad’s teaching probation period has come to a successful end, and he will soon serve as a formal physics teacher, teaching first-year students of all levels.
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
As I expected, except for some people who were surprised at first, most people accepted this fact calmly, and some people who had the benefit of hindsight said: "I have already seen that they two are very similar! Even the legs Shortness is hereditary!”
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
"Are you going to the zoo with Xiaoqin and Amy on Saturday?" Pooh said while biting the ice cream boldly and patting me on the shoulder. "Although I am also a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I won't go with you. I'm going to cause trouble for you - you have to treat your adopted sister and real sister equally, don't favor one over the other!"
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.
Xiaoqin bowed at almost a right angle to apologize to me.
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
Xiaoqin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
As I expected, except for some people who were surprised at first, most people accepted this fact calmly, and some people who had the benefit of hindsight said: "I have already seen that they two are very similar! Even the legs Shortness is hereditary!”
As a result, I couldn't rest peacefully on Saturday morning. It was only 5:30 when Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, kicked off the quilt. He seemed to have had some terrible nightmare. His eyes were closed tightly and there was a look of pain on his face. His expression, his limbs were twisting and struggling, his pajamas and hair were all messy.
But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of great losers such as Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
"Xiaoqin is just a step sister. You take your step sister to the amusement park to have fun and have fun, and leave me, a real sister, here? No, I'm going too! If you don't take me there, I'll let Pentheus use it. The bazooka blew up the amusement park!”
Compared to an amusement park that charges money for every entertainment facility, a zoo that only charges tickets saves a lot of money. This way, at least I won’t have the tragedy of Amy doing the merry-go-round two hundred times, which made me empty my wallet.
Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This is something I never thought of beforehand. of.
"Are you going to the zoo with Xiaoqin and Amy on Saturday?" Pooh said while biting the ice cream boldly and patting me on the shoulder. "Although I am also a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I won't go with you. I'm going to cause trouble for you - you have to treat your adopted sister and real sister equally, don't favor one over the other!"
"Well... if classmate Ye Lin is really upset, it doesn't matter if you let me drink classmate Ye Lin's holy water..."
Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
Next, I asked Xiaoqin: "You won't be unhappy if you temporarily switch to a zoo and take Amy with you?"
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."
"Uncle Ye, you work very hard, just rest at home on the weekends!"
As a result, I couldn't rest peacefully on Saturday morning. It was only 5:30 when Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, kicked off the quilt. He seemed to have had some terrible nightmare. His eyes were closed tightly and there was a look of pain on his face. His expression, his limbs were twisting and struggling, his pajamas and hair were all messy.
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
"It turns out, it turns out that holy water is that kind of thing... I made others misunderstand classmate Ye Lin. I'm really sorry! Please forgive me!"
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
"That's okay," Dad simply took out 500 yuan from his wallet and gave it to me. "Take Xiaoqin out to play on the weekend, but don't bully her!"
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
Where did such an international terrorist escape from! Just now I thought I could spend the five hundred yuan as much as I could, but as soon as you, the prodigal sister, came out, I immediately fell into a financial crisis!
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
"Ugh! What does this smell like! The stench of the zombies doubled after they were sprayed with this stuff! If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought this yellowish bargain!"
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
"Uncle Ye, you work very hard, just rest at home on the weekends!"
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
After giving the order in a commanding tone, Amy turned around and left proudly, with her twin ponytails swaying behind her. I seemed to hear her muttering softly before leaving:
Students who have played the "Castlevania" and "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has miraculous effects on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as if the skin of an ordinary person is stained with strong acid. Wail.
Xiaoqin unexpectedly said something very sensible.
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
At the same time, my father also achieved good results in the physics teaching in the first year of high school. Although he was only responsible for group C, his lectures were easy to understand and the language was humorous, which attracted many students from group B and even group A to listen to him. class. On Teachers' Day, September 10, he actually received more gifts than many veteran teachers.
Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
Students who have played the "Castlevania" and "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has miraculous effects on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as if the skin of an ordinary person is stained with strong acid. Wail.
"That's impossible!" I simply agreed to Pooh, and did some homework before Saturday came, and got familiar with the zoo and the surrounding environment through the Internet, just in case.
Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This is something I never thought of beforehand. of.
"Classmate Ye Lin once mentioned to me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he went to the amusement park too few times - why don't you, Uncle Ye, give us the money to go to the amusement park, so we won't bother you to go with us. Just go and play by yourself!"
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
As a result, I couldn't rest peacefully on Saturday morning. It was only 5:30 when Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, kicked off the quilt. He seemed to have had some terrible nightmare. His eyes were closed tightly and there was a look of pain on his face. His expression, his limbs were twisting and struggling, his pajamas and hair were all messy.
The Japanese are a very strange nation. Fortunately, they came up with the idea of using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing, and they also made many "holy water" works. By the way, in the Japanese mouth, "gold" also has another meaning. If you don't understand, please don't use Baidu.
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
Xiaoqin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."
Xiaoqin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."
Who wants to go to an amusement park? It’s only a child like you who likes to go to amusement parks! I am very allergic to roller coasters, Ferris wheels and other equipment in amusement parks! I'm afraid of heights!
"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
"Okay! Pooh rolled up his sleeves very happily. I'll beat him up after eating this sugar cake! But you must at least buy me more than a piece of ice cream!"
Xiaoqin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" several times, and I reluctantly collected the five hundred yuan.
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
"That's okay," Dad simply took out 500 yuan from his wallet and gave it to me. "Take Xiaoqin out to play on the weekend, but don't bully her!"
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive fake and inferior versions of Japanese "holy water", otherwise they would have been cheated when they were besieged by demons.
"Ye and Ye Lin like to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool down before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular... "
Xiaoqin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" several times, and I reluctantly collected the five hundred yuan.
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
Xiaoqin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" several times, and I reluctantly collected the five hundred yuan.
"That's okay," Dad simply took out 500 yuan from his wallet and gave it to me. "Take Xiaoqin out to play on the weekend, but don't bully her!"
Xiaoqin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" several times, and I reluctantly collected the five hundred yuan.
After giving the order in a commanding tone, Amy turned around and left proudly, with her twin ponytails swaying behind her. I seemed to hear her muttering softly before leaving:
Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This is something I never thought of beforehand. of.
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
"Yellow River, your sister! Don't you understand human language!" I yelled at Eunuch Cao, "What I drank was the not-too-hot water left by Xiaoqin. It was not the kind of holy water you thought! Xiaoqin, tell me Eunuch Cao, this idiot, what’s the truth!”
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
Xiaoqin bowed at almost a right angle to apologize to me.
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.
Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This is something I never thought of beforehand. of.
"Damn it! I used the holy water at the risk of lowering my evaluation! It turned out to be completely useless! And I was also soaked by the holy water! I feel like my personality evaluation has also been lowered!"
"Xiaoqin is just a step sister. You take your step sister to the amusement park to have fun and have fun, and leave me, a real sister, here? No, I'm going too! If you don't take me there, I'll let Pentheus use it. The bazooka blew up the amusement park!”
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
Where did such an international terrorist escape from! Just now I thought I could spend the five hundred yuan as much as I could, but as soon as you, the prodigal sister, came out, I immediately fell into a financial crisis!
Where did such an international terrorist escape from! Just now I thought I could spend the five hundred yuan as much as I could, but as soon as you, the prodigal sister, came out, I immediately fell into a financial crisis!
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
"Classmate Ye Lin once mentioned to me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he went to the amusement park too few times - why don't you, Uncle Ye, give us the money to go to the amusement park, so we won't bother you to go with us. Just go and play by yourself!"
After giving the order in a commanding tone, Amy turned around and left proudly, with her twin ponytails swaying behind her. I seemed to hear her muttering softly before leaving:
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive fake and inferior versions of Japanese "holy water", otherwise they would have been cheated when they were besieged by demons.
Although Amy has a lot of money, she can pay for all the expenses after the trip, but after all, I still want to retain some dignity as an older brother, so it is best for me to pay when I take my sisters out to play.
"Xiaoqin is just a step sister. You take your step sister to the amusement park to have fun and have fun, and leave me, a real sister, here? No, I'm going too! If you don't take me there, I'll let Pentheus use it. The bazooka blew up the amusement park!”
"Well... if classmate Ye Lin is really upset, it doesn't matter if you let me drink classmate Ye Lin's holy water..."
Xiaoqin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
I thought there would be no sequel to this episode, but I didn’t expect that the diligent and studious Xiao Qin went to the Internet to search what “holy water” meant, and then spent the whole morning squirming in front of me.
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
Although Amy has a lot of money, she can pay for all the expenses after the trip, but after all, I still want to retain some dignity as an older brother, so it is best for me to pay when I take my sisters out to play.
Next, I asked Xiaoqin: "You won't be unhappy if you temporarily switch to a zoo and take Amy with you?"
Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
At the same time, my father also achieved good results in the physics teaching in the first year of high school. Although he was only responsible for group C, his lectures were easy to understand and the language was humorous, which attracted many students from group B and even group A to listen to him. class. On Teachers' Day, September 10, he actually received more gifts than many veteran teachers.
Compared to an amusement park that charges money for every entertainment facility, a zoo that only charges tickets saves a lot of money. This way, at least I won’t have the tragedy of Amy doing the merry-go-round two hundred times, which made me empty my wallet.
"Okay... let's go! A zoo is a zoo! At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, you all gather here at my principal's building. I'll let Pentheus drive us there!"
I thought there would be no sequel to this episode, but I didn’t expect that the diligent and studious Xiao Qin went to the Internet to search what “holy water” meant, and then spent the whole morning squirming in front of me.
"It's definitely not possible there! Spare me! It will break! Ahhh!"
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
Fortunately, Simon and Dante did not receive fake and inferior versions of Japanese "holy water", otherwise they would have been cheated when they were besieged by demons.
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
"Okay... let's go! A zoo is a zoo! At eight o'clock on Saturday morning, you all gather here at my principal's building. I'll let Pentheus drive us there!"
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
After giving the order in a commanding tone, Amy turned around and left proudly, with her twin ponytails swaying behind her. I seemed to hear her muttering softly before leaving:
"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
Just when I wanted to praise her, Xiaoqin hugged my arm very affectionately and said to my dad while shaking my arm:
Principal He Qimei was very satisfied and felt that in this way, the back door used by Chairman Ren Hongde would no longer be called a back door. So my dad’s teaching probation period has come to a successful end, and he will soon serve as a formal physics teacher, teaching first-year students of all levels.
Next, I asked Xiaoqin: "You won't be unhappy if you temporarily switch to a zoo and take Amy with you?"
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
Xiaoqin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
Who wants to go to an amusement park? It’s only a child like you who likes to go to amusement parks! I am very allergic to roller coasters, Ferris wheels and other equipment in amusement parks! I'm afraid of heights!
Xiaoqin naturally happily said "Thank you, Uncle Ye" several times, and I reluctantly collected the five hundred yuan.
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
It was Saturday in a flash, and nothing particularly important happened in the past two days. Only Pooh, who promised me a lot of money, beat Eunuch Cao for me, and received ice cream from me and Lu Xue.
"I won't let you be alone with my brother..."
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
"Ye and Ye Lin like to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool down before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular... "
"Okay! Pooh rolled up his sleeves very happily. I'll beat him up after eating this sugar cake! But you must at least buy me more than a piece of ice cream!"
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
Xiaoqin unexpectedly said something very sensible.
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
As I expected, except for some people who were surprised at first, most people accepted this fact calmly, and some people who had the benefit of hindsight said: "I have already seen that they two are very similar! Even the legs Shortness is hereditary!”
Bastard thing! Did you dream that I beat you in a dream? Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo. How dare you let me have a bad rest! Just wait and I will make you really bad!
Who wants to go to an amusement park? It’s only a child like you who likes to go to amusement parks! I am very allergic to roller coasters, Ferris wheels and other equipment in amusement parks! I'm afraid of heights!
It was Saturday in a flash, and nothing particularly important happened in the past two days. Only Pooh, who promised me a lot of money, beat Eunuch Cao for me, and received ice cream from me and Lu Xue.
"Ugh! What does this smell like! The stench of the zombies doubled after they were sprayed with this stuff! If I had known better, I wouldn't have bought this yellowish bargain!"
Eh? It seems that there is a strong sense of competition between my real sister and my adopted sister! I hope tomorrow’s trip to the zoo will be as peaceful as possible!
It was Saturday in a flash, and nothing particularly important happened in the past two days. Only Pooh, who promised me a lot of money, beat Eunuch Cao for me, and received ice cream from me and Lu Xue.
"Pooh, please give Eunuch Cao a good beating for me, and I'll treat you to ice cream in the afternoon."
"That's okay," Dad simply took out 500 yuan from his wallet and gave it to me. "Take Xiaoqin out to play on the weekend, but don't bully her!"
"Classmate Ye Lin once mentioned to me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he went to the amusement park too few times - why don't you, Uncle Ye, give us the money to go to the amusement park, so we won't bother you to go with us. Just go and play by yourself!"
As a result, I couldn't rest peacefully on Saturday morning. It was only 5:30 when Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, kicked off the quilt. He seemed to have had some terrible nightmare. His eyes were closed tightly and there was a look of pain on his face. His expression, his limbs were twisting and struggling, his pajamas and hair were all messy.
Compared to an amusement park that charges money for every entertainment facility, a zoo that only charges tickets saves a lot of money. This way, at least I won’t have the tragedy of Amy doing the merry-go-round two hundred times, which made me empty my wallet.
Although Amy has a lot of money, she can pay for all the expenses after the trip, but after all, I still want to retain some dignity as an older brother, so it is best for me to pay when I take my sisters out to play.
"Are you going to the zoo with Xiaoqin and Amy on Saturday?" Pooh said while biting the ice cream boldly and patting me on the shoulder. "Although I am also a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I won't go with you. I'm going to cause trouble for you - you have to treat your adopted sister and real sister equally, don't favor one over the other!"
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"
"Are you going to the zoo with Xiaoqin and Amy on Saturday?" Pooh said while biting the ice cream boldly and patting me on the shoulder. "Although I am also a little curious about the newly opened zoo, I won't go with you. I'm going to cause trouble for you - you have to treat your adopted sister and real sister equally, don't favor one over the other!"
"That's impossible!" I simply agreed to Pooh, and did some homework before Saturday came, and got familiar with the zoo and the surrounding environment through the Internet, just in case.
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
"That's impossible!" I simply agreed to Pooh, and did some homework before Saturday came, and got familiar with the zoo and the surrounding environment through the Internet, just in case.
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
So I thought for a moment and said, "You can go with me if you want, but I decided not to go to the amusement park! How about we go to the newly opened Meihua Zoo in Dongshan City? That is a zoo with an aquarium, because the new one has various There are discounts on tickets, and you can also buy them in groups online—Amy, didn’t you mention that you wanted to see dolphins and penguins?”
Students who have played the "Castlevania" and "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has miraculous effects on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as if the skin of an ordinary person is stained with strong acid. Wail.
As a result, I couldn't rest peacefully on Saturday morning. It was only 5:30 when Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, kicked off the quilt. He seemed to have had some terrible nightmare. His eyes were closed tightly and there was a look of pain on his face. His expression, his limbs were twisting and struggling, his pajamas and hair were all messy.
Because my father has a gentle temperament, he gets along well with the teachers in the teacher's office. After learning that I was his son, the teachers who had some bad opinions about me also changed their minds about me. This is something I never thought of beforehand. of.
Dad, you are quite capable of being poor and generous! I don’t know how much of the salary you earn will be handed over to Aunt Ren! However, Xiaoqin and I are not very good at spending money. 250 per person should be enough to have a lot of fun in the amusement park.
The Japanese are a very strange nation. Fortunately, they came up with the idea of using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing, and they also made many "holy water" works. By the way, in the Japanese mouth, "gold" also has another meaning. If you don't understand, please don't use Baidu.
Unexpectedly, after Amy heard about this, she rushed to me confidently and asked me to take her with me when I went to the amusement park.
But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of great losers such as Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
"Brother Ye Lin, Brother Ye Lin don't want it!!"
The Japanese are a very strange nation. Fortunately, they came up with the idea of using "holy water" to refer to that kind of thing, and they also made many "holy water" works. By the way, in the Japanese mouth, "gold" also has another meaning. If you don't understand, please don't use Baidu.
After giving the order in a commanding tone, Amy turned around and left proudly, with her twin ponytails swaying behind her. I seemed to hear her muttering softly before leaving:
Bastard thing! Did you dream that I beat you in a dream? Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo. How dare you let me have a bad rest! Just wait and I will make you really bad!
As I expected, except for some people who were surprised at first, most people accepted this fact calmly, and some people who had the benefit of hindsight said: "I have already seen that they two are very similar! Even the legs Shortness is hereditary!”
"Holy water" generally refers to some kind of sacred, blessed water in Christianity. In the Middle Ages, it was often obtained by soaking Bibles with spring water (parchment Bibles can be used multiple times).
Alas, how to speak? To put it more civilly, it is what everyone learned in the physiological hygiene class, one of the end products of women’s liquid metabolism! Not sacred at all! Although it is slightly acidic, it cannot corrode the vampire's skin at all! Vampires would even dislike it!
At this time, I felt that even if others knew about my father-son relationship, my father's reputation would not be affected, so I met my father in many public places and talked loudly, deliberately letting others hear me.
"It's definitely not possible there! Spare me! It will break! Ahhh!"
While having dinner in the campus restaurant, my dad and I met, and Xiaoqin was also present.
"Xiaoqin is just a step sister. You take your step sister to the amusement park to have fun and have fun, and leave me, a real sister, here? No, I'm going too! If you don't take me there, I'll let Pentheus use it. The bazooka blew up the amusement park!”
"Xiao Lin, it just so happens that I received my salary today. This is the first salary I have received since I became a high school teacher. Do you want me to take you somewhere to have fun this weekend?"
But in Japanese H animations, and in the mouths of great losers such as Eunuch Cao, "holy water" has a completely different meaning.
Because I held myself to high moral standards during this period, Xiaoqin also did a lot of good deeds to help others out of inertia, which earned me a lot of extra points. My nickname at Qingzi High School was changed from "Perverted Bully" Gradually he became a "somewhat weird muscular man".
Students who have played the "Castlevania" and "Devil May Cry" series should also know that holy water has miraculous effects on evil creatures (such as vampires). If the vampire's skin is stained with holy water, it will be as painful as if the skin of an ordinary person is stained with strong acid. Wail.
Xiaoqin shook her head with a gentle expression, "It doesn't matter, as long as I can be with classmate Ye Lin, it will be the same no matter where I go."
Okay! He didn’t even ask for a Haagen-Dazs three-ball cup. Eunuch Cao was really cheap.
Bastard thing! Did you dream that I beat you in a dream? Today is an important day to accompany my two sisters to the zoo. How dare you let me have a bad rest! Just wait and I will make you really bad!
"Master, you not only drink the holy water from my wife, but also insist on drinking it every day. Your disciples admire you like the Yellow River..."
"Classmate Ye Lin once mentioned to me that his biggest regret when he was a child was that he went to the amusement park too few times - why don't you, Uncle Ye, give us the money to go to the amusement park, so we won't bother you to go with us. Just go and play by yourself!"
When we separated and went back to the girls' dormitory, Xiaoqin seemed to whisper to herself: "Huh, people who are related by blood are destined to be losers. Tomorrow you will be just a light bulb!"
Shut up! If you keep talking, we will become the perverted sworn siblings that others talk about, drinking holy water from each other!
As a result, I couldn't rest peacefully on Saturday morning. It was only 5:30 when Shu Zhe, who was wearing pajamas, kicked off the quilt. He seemed to have had some terrible nightmare. His eyes were closed tightly and there was a look of pain on his face. His expression, his limbs were twisting and struggling, his pajamas and hair were all messy.
"Ye and Ye Lin like to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool down before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular... "
"Ye and Ye Lin like to drink leftover water with a relatively low temperature. If the temperature is too high, he will store the leftover water and let it cool down before drinking. I don't understand what needs to be said in particular... "
Eunuch Cao was shocked: "The disciples are not very talented and have little knowledge. They don't know that the master has already mastered the art of drinking holy water. He actually has various high-end drinking methods? For example, drinking iced holy water in summer?"