I bravely decided to change the subject.
The atmosphere of the discussion was pleasant, but the lion's eyes widened in anger, his canine teeth exposed, and he was obviously getting angrier.
"Are we going to hold out until the zookeeper comes?" I asked Pentheus with my hands aching while holding up the clothes.
Pentheus was not afraid in the face of danger. He took a deep breath and the joints in his body were rattling. I have no doubt that the power of his punch could make the lion unable to take care of itself.
But at this moment, its tail was straight and twitching from time to time, which meant that it was angry and ready to fight us at any time.
Different from the terrifying appearance of Pentheus Black King Kong, he is extremely kind-hearted. He not only believes in God but also agrees with Buddhist philosophy. He deeply understands that "saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda."
I feel like I look stupid with my clothes spread over my head, a bit like the cricket-eating umbrella lizards in New Guinea, but it’s better to look stupid than to be eaten by a lion. I highly recommend that my classmates follow my bluff if they encounter a lion in the wild. .
I scratched my scalp, which was covered by my shirt, "Well... what should we talk about? Pentheus, do you usually play online games? Are you a Dota party or a LoL party?"
I felt that it was too tiring and silly to hold the top above my head for a long time, so I spread the top over my head and shoulders to create an effect similar to the hood in "Assassin's Creed".
In other words, there must be pistols, right? In this case, the lion in front of him is not so scary. I let out a long breath and started chatting with Pentheus.
I followed Pentes's advice and took off my top, leaving me in just a tight black tank top, then raised the top over my head and spread it out like a tent to make me appear larger than I actually was.
But in that case, the person who educated me in my childhood would become Ai Shuqiao, just like the little fish raised in the Valley of Evil. I don’t know how evil a being I will become by then.
Pentheus nodded, "There is indeed such a saying. Since our purpose is to contain this lion, why not just talk about something casually. Lin, can you talk about any topic?"
Its tail was originally sweeping back and forth. According to the interpretation of Xiaoyin Search Engine, it meant that the lion just felt uncomfortable and felt that Pentheus and I were not as cute and cute as the female lion.
"Asshole, the happy life that should belong to me and my brother has been usurped by an irrelevant person like you..."
However, Pentheus's divine punch actually failed.
"What a coincidence, I also prefer Android."
Amy muttered in a low voice with great dissatisfaction.
Hello! I am obviously only 16 years old this year! Do you think I am 18 years old because I look mature? And Pentheus did not come from an African tribe! He grew up in a slum in Russia, and later moved to the United States. He has absolutely nothing to do with Africa!
"I heard that the more casual you are in front of a beast, the less likely it will be to pounce on you, right?"
"Brother, use this iPad to fool his face!"
Don’t mention what happened when we were kids! You are obviously the only one having fun while playing! Aunt Ren wants to face a lion in Africa, but I want to face you, a saber-toothed tiger, in a courtyard!
While he was thinking wildly, the lion jumped up from the ground and bit Pentheus directly.
Unexpectedly, this earthly method was really effective. The lion was already very considerate of the two-meter-tall Pentheus, but now he noticed that I had "transformed" next to him, and he couldn't help but start to slowly walk backwards.
What a domineering statement. Does it only take one strike to deal with a beast like a lion? Why don't I pass on Yin Yang Sanshou to you, and then you can defeat all the invincible fighters in the world for me, making Yin Yang Sanshou the number one fighting skill in the universe
Who wants to dance the shockingly shameful dance for rain with you? Regardless of the fact that the effect needs to be verified, there are many tourists nearby taking videos with their mobile phones!
In fact, it's not that simple. Amy uses her feet to give fewer instructions, which can hinder her four teammates less.
"The longer you hold on, the better," Pentheus replied. "It would be best if you can keep the lion here, otherwise he will escape elsewhere. Other tourists may not have our experience in dealing with lions. If improper handling leads to a lion attack, it will lead to a serious attack." It’s a tragedy.”
Before he finished speaking, the posture of the lion opposite suddenly changed.
"Maid Qin, shut up! I didn't mean to look delicious! It's just you, a foodie who craves penguin scrambled eggs every day, who would think so!"
etc! Could it be that the Susan the Tigress vibe is still lingering in my head? You can't be so stubborn! Although I was infected with tiger tinea capitis, shouldn’t all the smells have disappeared after so many days
Why, why can you understand when we discuss the pros and cons of mobile phone systems? Why do you get angry when we praise Android? Are you, the lion, still an unwavering fruit fan
Having been taught to be selfish by Ai Shuqiao, I might not even pay attention to my biological sister Amy. Instead of becoming like that, I would rather have Xiaoqin wash my hair with rainwater from a broken water tank in the courtyard!
The key is not to show obvious fear when facing a wild beast. After using the clothes transformation method to scare the opponent, you must not hold on to the clothes and turn away and run away. Not only does that look very 2B, but it also creates a lot of resistance.
I wanted to confirm this to increase my confidence in confronting the lion.
"Classmate Ye Lin is in trouble!" Xiao Qin reminded anxiously, "The lion's cry is so low, which means it is about to pounce! Let's quickly dance the African rain dance to scare it!"
In the relatively narrow corridor of Ocean World, Pentheus and I blocked the lion's way, while Amy and Xiaoqin were still bickering behind us.
"Well, each has its own advantages and disadvantages... Android has a high degree of DIY, and Apple's hardware integration is good, but I personally prefer Android because many military-grade mobile phones use the Android system."
Wow, the lion is even more angry! He let out a threatening growl! Is it getting darker and darker as I draw it? But you are a lion, you shouldn’t understand human speech, and you shouldn’t like to play League of Legends!
Damn, what on earth is going on? What did I say that offended the lion? Could it be that this giant cat in front of me is actually a die-hard LoL player? I paraphrase Xiao Ding’s words, saying that people who play League of Legends are mentally retarded and handicapped. Does that make you angry
"Actually, my mother encountered lions when she was filming on location in Africa," Xiao Qin suddenly said in shock, "But the local guide was very experienced. He took off his clothes and waved them above his head, and also beat his feet and gave high fives. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, how big Barking, the lion was quickly frightened away by him.”
Although at such a close distance, it is suitable for me to use the LV999 level "laughing and touching the dog's head" skill, but unlike in the mountains behind, I have no choice. The lion's bloody mouth is really too scary.
"Penteus, between Android and Apple, which one do you prefer?"
"Xiao Ding, who works part-time at the zoo, is an out-and-out Dota fanatic. He preaches to me every day how great Dota is, and that all those who play League of Legends are mentally retarded and handicapped..."
However, our goal is to chat and laugh as much as possible in front of the lion, so it is not appropriate to have a more heated argument. I smiled and continued:
If you fantasize a little bit, the childhood spent with Amy is indeed much more comfortable than the childhood spent with Xiaoqin. At least I don't have to be beaten or become disabled.
Just when the lion hesitated because of the smell of the tigress above my head, Amy opened her backpack, took out a square object and handed it to me.
That... is actually just to make it look like a lion, right? But since this lion is a fruit fan, it would be perfect to use Apple products to smear its face!
"I don't have much research on online games, but Miss Amy has played LOL for a while. Since she can play it with her feet, that game should be relatively simple, right?"
No! In fact, I have played both games, and I have played League of Legends much more than I have played Dota!
Pentheus lowered his voice, "Ordinary pistols can't pass the security check at the zoo, so I carry the kind of miniature ceramic pistol used by spies during the Cold War. However, it's too weak to kill a lion, and now I'm in front of so many people." , if you use a pistol, you will cause a series of troubles later - so I will not take out the gun unless it is absolutely necessary."
The only reason is that the lion showed timidity halfway. It did not use all its strength to jump. It only jumped in front of Pentheus and me and landed on all fours. Not only did it show timidity in its eyes, it also sniffed with all its strength, as if it was sniffing. What scent does it care about.
He obviously ran away because there were too many people on the set! To say the least, he probably ran away because he disliked the guide's mental state and was afraid that he would be infected with mad cow disease after eating him!
Eh? Look at the look in its eyes. Is it smelling my hair? Shouldn't there be some weird smell in my hair? I never use hairspray...
"Be careful," Pentheus said in a deep voice, "The lion's reaction is very abnormal. It may be related to a certain tourist's clothes or hairspray, but there is no time to rule it out one by one. If the lion pounces, I will try my best to strike. Make it fall over, and if that doesn't work, just pick up whatever is at hand and slap it in the face!"
In any case, I won't wave my clothes on my head, and yelling yelling, there are already tourists at the scene with mobile phone video. If I do that, eight achievements will appear in the local TV station in Dongshan City. It's really a bit shameful.
"The big black man on the right who is more than two meters tall is just fine. He is from Africa and must have seen lions before. But the young man on the left is only 18 years old at most. He is so calm in the face of lions. It is really admirable. "
"Damn, these two people are so brave!" A tourist commented a few meters behind us, "They can actually talk and laugh in front of a lion..."
I quickly explained to the lion: "Well, because I am handicapped, I still prefer to play League of Legends, which is easy to learn..."
"I'm so sorry," Xiao Qin replied with a smile, "When my mother went to be a martial arts instructor, I had already been born, and I was still playing happily with classmate Ye Lin!"
"What a disappointment," Amy said next to her after listening to Xiao Qin's story, "How come your mother wasn't eaten by a lion? That way, there wouldn't be such a nuisance as you."
"By the way, Pentheus, do you have a gun with you?"
"Amy, you shouldn't be dangling in front of the lion at all, looking like you're delicious..."