"Lin, stop! The lion has no intention of attacking now!"
"Why did you hit me!?" The lion covered his cheek and said aggrievedly, "Even if you want me to kill the virus on your iPad, you can't do it by slapping me! It's like that if you drag it! "
"Ye Lin, it's great that you are not injured! But you are a little too courageous. You dare to slap the lion's face with your iPad... Now your video is all over the Internet. You have become a celebrity. !”
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
What if the lion refuses to forgive me for saying bad things about League of Legends and iPhone? What if the lion recognizes that the tiger scent above my head comes from a tigress, and it has been single for many years and is hungry and thirsty. What if it suddenly wants to blow my anus and give birth to a liger
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
But Pentheus's reminder was too late. I had already taken the iPad handed over by Amy and took a hard photo of the lion's face!
They do things without considering the life and death of others. If they are not terrorists, who are the terrorists? The German branch of the Animal Rescue Society has been officially declared a terrorist organization!
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
"Crack!!"
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
Pentheus is two meters tall, and I am also over 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the front, the view of the audience behind was greatly affected. Many tourists only saw me knocking the lion unconscious with something. The real reason the lion was seen passed out was the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
Pentheus is two meters tall, and I am also over 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the front, the view of the audience behind was greatly affected. Many tourists only saw me knocking the lion unconscious with something. The real reason the lion was seen passed out was the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
"Lin, stop! The lion has no intention of attacking now!"
You students probably rarely have the opportunity to slap someone with your iPad, and you also have even less opportunity to slap a lion with your iPad. As for me using my iPad to slap a lion, it should be said to be a unique example, right
"Crack!!"
What if the lion refuses to forgive me for saying bad things about League of Legends and iPhone? What if the lion recognizes that the tiger scent above my head comes from a tigress, and it has been single for many years and is hungry and thirsty. What if it suddenly wants to blow my anus and give birth to a liger
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
"Why did you hit me!?" The lion covered his cheek and said aggrievedly, "Even if you want me to kill the virus on your iPad, you can't do it by slapping me! It's like that if you drag it! "
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
Pentheus is two meters tall, and I am also over 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the front, the view of the audience behind was greatly affected. Many tourists only saw me knocking the lion unconscious with something. The real reason the lion was seen passed out was the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
"Crack!!"
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
"Hmph, you actually used an ultra-thin customized version of iPad to fight a lion, and it didn't hurt at all when it was broken... Is this Ye Lin a rich man? The tall black man standing on his right must be his personal bodyguard! Standing behind him The black-haired girl and the blond girl must be his girlfriends! While showing off his wealth, pretending to be cool, and showing off his two girlfriends, Ye Lin really doesn’t want to let me wait for a loser anymore!”
Xiaoqin ignored the facts and put gold in my face.
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
My weight is less than half of its weight, and my strength is even worse. According to the muscle strength of wild animals, which is equivalent to 7 times that of humans of the same weight, this lion's strength may be 20 times that of mine.
"Even if it's a real lion, the man in the video didn't really knock the lion out with his bare hands as the title says! Sure enough, the editors are just clickbait! Let's go eat shit!"
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
The lion's maw was only one meter away from my neck. Even though it had a tendency to stop after smelling the tiger scent on my head, who could guess what the lion was thinking!
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
What if the lion refuses to forgive me for saying bad things about League of Legends and iPhone? What if the lion recognizes that the tiger scent above my head comes from a tigress, and it has been single for many years and is hungry and thirsty. What if it suddenly wants to blow my anus and give birth to a liger
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
"Hmph, you actually used an ultra-thin customized version of iPad to fight a lion, and it didn't hurt at all when it was broken... Is this Ye Lin a rich man? The tall black man standing on his right must be his personal bodyguard! Standing behind him The black-haired girl and the blond girl must be his girlfriends! While showing off his wealth, pretending to be cool, and showing off his two girlfriends, Ye Lin really doesn’t want to let me wait for a loser anymore!”
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
"Lin, stop! The lion has no intention of attacking now!"
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
After all, the iPad has a lot of metal components inside, and I was very aggressive, and the lion was stunned by me.
"Hmph, you actually used an ultra-thin customized version of iPad to fight a lion, and it didn't hurt at all when it was broken... Is this Ye Lin a rich man? The tall black man standing on his right must be his personal bodyguard! Standing behind him The black-haired girl and the blond girl must be his girlfriends! While showing off his wealth, pretending to be cool, and showing off his two girlfriends, Ye Lin really doesn’t want to let me wait for a loser anymore!”
Although I'm happy that someone spoke up for me, I can't blame Director Cao at all. Director Cao originally wanted me to play the villainous young man in Jinling, but I didn't agree because I disliked the role of the villain.
My weight is less than half of its weight, and my strength is even worse. According to the muscle strength of wild animals, which is equivalent to 7 times that of humans of the same weight, this lion's strength may be 20 times that of mine.
"Whizzing"
After all, the iPad has a lot of metal components inside, and I was very aggressive, and the lion was stunned by me.
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
Although I'm happy that someone spoke up for me, I can't blame Director Cao at all. Director Cao originally wanted me to play the villainous young man in Jinling, but I didn't agree because I disliked the role of the villain.
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
"Why did you hit me!?" The lion covered his cheek and said aggrievedly, "Even if you want me to kill the virus on your iPad, you can't do it by slapping me! It's like that if you drag it! "
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
"Attention everyone, everyone! I went to see the short film "The Battle of Jinling" that Ye Lin starred in before! I feel that Ye Lin is much stronger than Wu Sheng! Since the two look exactly the same, why should Wu Sheng play the role? For the protagonist, Ye Lin can only play a stunt double? Now the Chinese film industry lacks a tough guy actor like Ye Lin who knows real kung fu! I strongly protest that Director Cao Jing did not reuse Ye Lin!"
"Inside news! Inside news! Ye Lin once served as a stand-in for Wu Sheng, the leading actor in "Stand-in Man"! The two of them look alike by nature, and Ye Lin didn't need any makeup at all when he was a stand-in!"
In addition to comments of envy and jealousy, the following comments are the most bizarre:
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
"Attention everyone, everyone! I went to see the short film "The Battle of Jinling" that Ye Lin starred in before! I feel that Ye Lin is much stronger than Wu Sheng! Since the two look exactly the same, why should Wu Sheng play the role? For the protagonist, Ye Lin can only play a stunt double? Now the Chinese film industry lacks a tough guy actor like Ye Lin who knows real kung fu! I strongly protest that Director Cao Jing did not reuse Ye Lin!"
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
"It's definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a mobile phone. There are many videos from different angles. Go and watch for yourself! Besides, the iPad was obviously smashed. How could it be an advertisement for the iPad?"
"Why did you hit me!?" The lion covered his cheek and said aggrievedly, "Even if you want me to kill the virus on your iPad, you can't do it by slapping me! It's like that if you drag it! "
"Why did you hit me!?" The lion covered his cheek and said aggrievedly, "Even if you want me to kill the virus on your iPad, you can't do it by slapping me! It's like that if you drag it! "
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
The average weight of an African male lion is 180 kilograms, and this male lion is fat in the zoo and is estimated to be unable to weigh 200 kilograms.
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
Just when the lion became angry and wanted to fight back, two zoo staff with guns ran in from the entrance of the aquarium. They fired twice, and the anesthetic needle immediately made the lion lie down in front of us.
At this time, Xiao Ding also got in touch with me again and secretly released the beast from the cage. The group that attacked the zoo monitoring center had been subdued. Xiao Ding only suffered a scratch on his arm during the fight, which was not serious.
The efficiency of the information age is astonishing. Before I even left the zoo, I received a call from a winery asking me if I was interested in endorsing their "Jingyanggang Tiger Bone Wine".
Pentheus is two meters tall, and I am also over 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the front, the view of the audience behind was greatly affected. Many tourists only saw me knocking the lion unconscious with something. The real reason the lion was seen passed out was the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"Crack!!"
Worried that Amy would be overwhelmed by the large number of people, Pentheus and I guarded Amy in the middle and did not allow curious tourists to get too close.
My weight is less than half of its weight, and my strength is even worse. According to the muscle strength of wild animals, which is equivalent to 7 times that of humans of the same weight, this lion's strength may be 20 times that of mine.
Fortunately, netizens are wiser in this regard, and there are still people who echo the envious and hateful posts. However, those who cry out for the lion and accuse me of animal cruelty are basically criticized by everyone.
"Ye Lin, it's great that you are not injured! But you are a little too courageous. You dare to slap the lion's face with your iPad... Now your video is all over the Internet. You have become a celebrity. !”
By this time, the situation was completely under control. Most of the beasts were captured back into their cages, and the tourists were comforted. However, occasionally some animals went into the wrong cage, such as the male lion being carried away in front of us. , its Lion Rock was invaded by a little penguin - experts expressed their opinion that this symbolized Tencent's blatant provocation against Rising.
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
Therefore, although the lion was stunned by my attack, it was not seriously injured. He didn't even stagger. Only half of his face was slightly swollen.
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
"Young man, young man, what method did you use to knock out the lion? We didn't see clearly. Can you demonstrate it again?"
"Lin, stop! The lion has no intention of attacking now!"
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
"Whizzing"
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
The lion's maw was only one meter away from my neck. Even though it had a tendency to stop after smelling the tiger scent on my head, who could guess what the lion was thinking!
"Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, the video is not very clear. The lion probably fell down after receiving an anesthesia injection. But I heard that this boy was only 16 years old. It is really commendable to be so brave in the face of the lion..."
Xiaoqin ignored the facts and put gold in my face.
Just when the lion became angry and wanted to fight back, two zoo staff with guns ran in from the entrance of the aquarium. They fired twice, and the anesthetic needle immediately made the lion lie down in front of us.
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
"Hey! Why is it you again! You are the guy who does nothing but find fault with others and spits shit out of his mouth! What's wrong with people who don't have free hands? Can you knock out a lion if I give you an iPad? You Do you have the courage?"
"Whizzing"
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
Therefore, although the lion was stunned by my attack, it was not seriously injured. He didn't even stagger. Only half of his face was slightly swollen.
"Ye Lin, it's great that you are not injured! But you are a little too courageous. You dare to slap the lion's face with your iPad... Now your video is all over the Internet. You have become a celebrity. !”
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome, he actually defeated a lion with his bare hands!"
Fortunately, netizens are wiser in this regard, and there are still people who echo the envious and hateful posts. However, those who cry out for the lion and accuse me of animal cruelty are basically criticized by everyone.
They do things without considering the life and death of others. If they are not terrorists, who are the terrorists? The German branch of the Animal Rescue Society has been officially declared a terrorist organization!
"It's definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a mobile phone. There are many videos from different angles. Go and watch for yourself! Besides, the iPad was obviously smashed. How could it be an advertisement for the iPad?"
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
Xiaoqin ignored the facts and put gold in my face.
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
"You idiot! Even if it were a lion in the zoo, it would take a matter of minutes to kill you! You actually said that Ye Lin was abusing animals and you still have to go to the United States to sue him? Are you stupid and think you are cute without taking medicine? The Pacific Ocean is not stamped , swim over quickly to find your beautiful father!"
Just when the lion became angry and wanted to fight back, two zoo staff with guns ran in from the entrance of the aquarium. They fired twice, and the anesthetic needle immediately made the lion lie down in front of us.
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
After being reminded by Xiao Qin, many people hurriedly lowered their heads and pressed their phones, and instantly posted titles such as "Young Zoo Knocks Down Male Lion" on the Internet, along with several videos shot from different angles.
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
"Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome, he actually defeated a lion with his bare hands!"
"Lin, stop! The lion has no intention of attacking now!"
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
Because there happened to be no boys of the same age group among the tourists present, so it would not trigger Xiao Qin’s androphobia, so Xiao Qin turned into my spokesperson and maintained order:
What if the lion refuses to forgive me for saying bad things about League of Legends and iPhone? What if the lion recognizes that the tiger scent above my head comes from a tigress, and it has been single for many years and is hungry and thirsty. What if it suddenly wants to blow my anus and give birth to a liger
"Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, the video is not very clear. The lion probably fell down after receiving an anesthesia injection. But I heard that this boy was only 16 years old. It is really commendable to be so brave in the face of the lion..."
"Even if it's a real lion, the man in the video didn't really knock the lion out with his bare hands as the title says! Sure enough, the editors are just clickbait! Let's go eat shit!"
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
Pentheus is two meters tall, and I am also over 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the front, the view of the audience behind was greatly affected. Many tourists only saw me knocking the lion unconscious with something. The real reason the lion was seen passed out was the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"You idiot! Even if it were a lion in the zoo, it would take a matter of minutes to kill you! You actually said that Ye Lin was abusing animals and you still have to go to the United States to sue him? Are you stupid and think you are cute without taking medicine? The Pacific Ocean is not stamped , swim over quickly to find your beautiful father!"
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
Fortunately, netizens are wiser in this regard, and there are still people who echo the envious and hateful posts. However, those who cry out for the lion and accuse me of animal cruelty are basically criticized by everyone.
The lion's maw was only one meter away from my neck. Even though it had a tendency to stop after smelling the tiger scent on my head, who could guess what the lion was thinking!
At this time, Xiao Ding also got in touch with me again and secretly released the beast from the cage. The group that attacked the zoo monitoring center had been subdued. Xiao Ding only suffered a scratch on his arm during the fight, which was not serious.
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
Damn it, it’s these grandsons again! Aren't they the same group of people who once protested Dr. Yu's experiment on white mice and threw big rocks into the courtyard of the VIP Building
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
I don’t know who started it first, but the tourists were excited.
I don’t know who started it first, but the tourists were excited.
Just when the lion became angry and wanted to fight back, two zoo staff with guns ran in from the entrance of the aquarium. They fired twice, and the anesthetic needle immediately made the lion lie down in front of us.
What if the lion refuses to forgive me for saying bad things about League of Legends and iPhone? What if the lion recognizes that the tiger scent above my head comes from a tigress, and it has been single for many years and is hungry and thirsty. What if it suddenly wants to blow my anus and give birth to a liger
Damn it, it’s these grandsons again! Aren't they the same group of people who once protested Dr. Yu's experiment on white mice and threw big rocks into the courtyard of the VIP Building
"Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, the video is not very clear. The lion probably fell down after receiving an anesthesia injection. But I heard that this boy was only 16 years old. It is really commendable to be so brave in the face of the lion..."
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
Worried that Amy would be overwhelmed by the large number of people, Pentheus and I guarded Amy in the middle and did not allow curious tourists to get too close.
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
I gave my heartfelt greetings to the mother of a member of the Animal Rescue Society.
"Young man, young man, what method did you use to knock out the lion? We didn't see clearly. Can you demonstrate it again?"
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
The average weight of an African male lion is 180 kilograms, and this male lion is fat in the zoo and is estimated to be unable to weigh 200 kilograms.
I gave my heartfelt greetings to the mother of a member of the Animal Rescue Society.
Along with countless quarrels and curses, my real name was exposed. "Lion Fighting Hero Ye Lin" immediately became a scene in Dongshan City. Together with the horrific incident caused by the Animal Rescue Society in the zoo, it became a hot news topic. surpass the former.
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
By this time, the situation was completely under control. Most of the beasts were captured back into their cages, and the tourists were comforted. However, occasionally some animals went into the wrong cage, such as the male lion being carried away in front of us. , its Lion Rock was invaded by a little penguin - experts expressed their opinion that this symbolized Tencent's blatant provocation against Rising.
By this time, the situation was completely under control. Most of the beasts were captured back into their cages, and the tourists were comforted. However, occasionally some animals went into the wrong cage, such as the male lion being carried away in front of us. , its Lion Rock was invaded by a little penguin - experts expressed their opinion that this symbolized Tencent's blatant provocation against Rising.
You students probably rarely have the opportunity to slap someone with your iPad, and you also have even less opportunity to slap a lion with your iPad. As for me using my iPad to slap a lion, it should be said to be a unique example, right
They do things without considering the life and death of others. If they are not terrorists, who are the terrorists? The German branch of the Animal Rescue Society has been officially declared a terrorist organization!
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
Fortunately, netizens are wiser in this regard, and there are still people who echo the envious and hateful posts. However, those who cry out for the lion and accuse me of animal cruelty are basically criticized by everyone.
Worried that Amy would be overwhelmed by the large number of people, Pentheus and I guarded Amy in the middle and did not allow curious tourists to get too close.
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
"Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, the video is not very clear. The lion probably fell down after receiving an anesthesia injection. But I heard that this boy was only 16 years old. It is really commendable to be so brave in the face of the lion..."
Because there happened to be no boys of the same age group among the tourists present, so it would not trigger Xiao Qin’s androphobia, so Xiao Qin turned into my spokesperson and maintained order:
"Hey! Why is it you again! You are the guy who does nothing but find fault with others and spits shit out of his mouth! What's wrong with people who don't have free hands? Can you knock out a lion if I give you an iPad? You Do you have the courage?"
After being reminded by Xiao Qin, many people hurriedly lowered their heads and pressed their phones, and instantly posted titles such as "Young Zoo Knocks Down Male Lion" on the Internet, along with several videos shot from different angles.
Just when the lion became angry and wanted to fight back, two zoo staff with guns ran in from the entrance of the aquarium. They fired twice, and the anesthetic needle immediately made the lion lie down in front of us.
I don’t know who started it first, but the tourists were excited.
Because there happened to be no boys of the same age group among the tourists present, so it would not trigger Xiao Qin’s androphobia, so Xiao Qin turned into my spokesperson and maintained order:
After being reminded by Xiao Qin, many people hurriedly lowered their heads and pressed their phones, and instantly posted titles such as "Young Zoo Knocks Down Male Lion" on the Internet, along with several videos shot from different angles.
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
"Don't crowd! Come here one by one if you want to ask questions! If anyone wants to post on Weibo now, hurry up! Slow down, or you won't be able to get the news first!"
They do things without considering the life and death of others. If they are not terrorists, who are the terrorists? The German branch of the Animal Rescue Society has been officially declared a terrorist organization!
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
After being reminded by Xiao Qin, many people hurriedly lowered their heads and pressed their phones, and instantly posted titles such as "Young Zoo Knocks Down Male Lion" on the Internet, along with several videos shot from different angles.
Xiaoqin ignored the facts and put gold in my face.
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
By this time, the situation was completely under control. Most of the beasts were captured back into their cages, and the tourists were comforted. However, occasionally some animals went into the wrong cage, such as the male lion being carried away in front of us. , its Lion Rock was invaded by a little penguin - experts expressed their opinion that this symbolized Tencent's blatant provocation against Rising.
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome, he actually defeated a lion with his bare hands!"
At this time, Xiao Ding also got in touch with me again and secretly released the beast from the cage. The group that attacked the zoo monitoring center had been subdued. Xiao Ding only suffered a scratch on his arm during the fight, which was not serious.
Just when the lion became angry and wanted to fight back, two zoo staff with guns ran in from the entrance of the aquarium. They fired twice, and the anesthetic needle immediately made the lion lie down in front of us.
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"Attention everyone, everyone! I went to see the short film "The Battle of Jinling" that Ye Lin starred in before! I feel that Ye Lin is much stronger than Wu Sheng! Since the two look exactly the same, why should Wu Sheng play the role? For the protagonist, Ye Lin can only play a stunt double? Now the Chinese film industry lacks a tough guy actor like Ye Lin who knows real kung fu! I strongly protest that Director Cao Jing did not reuse Ye Lin!"
"You idiot! Even if it were a lion in the zoo, it would take a matter of minutes to kill you! You actually said that Ye Lin was abusing animals and you still have to go to the United States to sue him? Are you stupid and think you are cute without taking medicine? The Pacific Ocean is not stamped , swim over quickly to find your beautiful father!"
Along with countless quarrels and curses, my real name was exposed. "Lion Fighting Hero Ye Lin" immediately became a scene in Dongshan City. Together with the horrific incident caused by the Animal Rescue Society in the zoo, it became a hot news topic. surpass the former.
"Don't crowd! Come here one by one if you want to ask questions! If anyone wants to post on Weibo now, hurry up! Slow down, or you won't be able to get the news first!"
I don’t know who started it first, but the tourists were excited.
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
Damn it, it’s these grandsons again! Aren't they the same group of people who once protested Dr. Yu's experiment on white mice and threw big rocks into the courtyard of the VIP Building
"Don't crowd! Come here one by one if you want to ask questions! If anyone wants to post on Weibo now, hurry up! Slow down, or you won't be able to get the news first!"
"Even if it's a real lion, the man in the video didn't really knock the lion out with his bare hands as the title says! Sure enough, the editors are just clickbait! Let's go eat shit!"
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
You students probably rarely have the opportunity to slap someone with your iPad, and you also have even less opportunity to slap a lion with your iPad. As for me using my iPad to slap a lion, it should be said to be a unique example, right
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
Along with countless quarrels and curses, my real name was exposed. "Lion Fighting Hero Ye Lin" immediately became a scene in Dongshan City. Together with the horrific incident caused by the Animal Rescue Society in the zoo, it became a hot news topic. surpass the former.
My weight is less than half of its weight, and my strength is even worse. According to the muscle strength of wild animals, which is equivalent to 7 times that of humans of the same weight, this lion's strength may be 20 times that of mine.
Worried that Amy would be overwhelmed by the large number of people, Pentheus and I guarded Amy in the middle and did not allow curious tourists to get too close.
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
"Lin, stop! The lion has no intention of attacking now!"
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"Ye Lin, it's great that you are not injured! But you are a little too courageous. You dare to slap the lion's face with your iPad... Now your video is all over the Internet. You have become a celebrity. !”
Damn it, it’s these grandsons again! Aren't they the same group of people who once protested Dr. Yu's experiment on white mice and threw big rocks into the courtyard of the VIP Building
"Young man, young man, what method did you use to knock out the lion? We didn't see clearly. Can you demonstrate it again?"
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
"Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome, he actually defeated a lion with his bare hands!"
In addition to comments of envy and jealousy, the following comments are the most bizarre:
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
At this time, Xiao Ding also got in touch with me again and secretly released the beast from the cage. The group that attacked the zoo monitoring center had been subdued. Xiao Ding only suffered a scratch on his arm during the fight, which was not serious.
"It's definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a mobile phone. There are many videos from different angles. Go and watch for yourself! Besides, the iPad was obviously smashed. How could it be an advertisement for the iPad?"
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
They do things without considering the life and death of others. If they are not terrorists, who are the terrorists? The German branch of the Animal Rescue Society has been officially declared a terrorist organization!
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
"Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, the video is not very clear. The lion probably fell down after receiving an anesthesia injection. But I heard that this boy was only 16 years old. It is really commendable to be so brave in the face of the lion..."
Xiaoqin ignored the facts and put gold in my face.
"Inside news! Inside news! Ye Lin once served as a stand-in for Wu Sheng, the leading actor in "Stand-in Man"! The two of them look alike by nature, and Ye Lin didn't need any makeup at all when he was a stand-in!"
Worried that Amy would be overwhelmed by the large number of people, Pentheus and I guarded Amy in the middle and did not allow curious tourists to get too close.
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
I gave my heartfelt greetings to the mother of a member of the Animal Rescue Society.
Fortunately, netizens are wiser in this regard, and there are still people who echo the envious and hateful posts. However, those who cry out for the lion and accuse me of animal cruelty are basically criticized by everyone.
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
"Young man, young man, what method did you use to knock out the lion? We didn't see clearly. Can you demonstrate it again?"
"Lin, stop! The lion has no intention of attacking now!"
By this time, the situation was completely under control. Most of the beasts were captured back into their cages, and the tourists were comforted. However, occasionally some animals went into the wrong cage, such as the male lion being carried away in front of us. , its Lion Rock was invaded by a little penguin - experts expressed their opinion that this symbolized Tencent's blatant provocation against Rising.
I gave my heartfelt greetings to the mother of a member of the Animal Rescue Society.
Fortunately, netizens are wiser in this regard, and there are still people who echo the envious and hateful posts. However, those who cry out for the lion and accuse me of animal cruelty are basically criticized by everyone.
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
"Whizzing"
"Ye Lin, it's great that you are not injured! But you are a little too courageous. You dare to slap the lion's face with your iPad... Now your video is all over the Internet. You have become a celebrity. !”
Worried that Amy would be overwhelmed by the large number of people, Pentheus and I guarded Amy in the middle and did not allow curious tourists to get too close.
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
"Why did you hit me!?" The lion covered his cheek and said aggrievedly, "Even if you want me to kill the virus on your iPad, you can't do it by slapping me! It's like that if you drag it! "
"Don't crowd! Come here one by one if you want to ask questions! If anyone wants to post on Weibo now, hurry up! Slow down, or you won't be able to get the news first!"
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
I don’t know who started it first, but the tourists were excited.
Therefore, although the lion was stunned by my attack, it was not seriously injured. He didn't even stagger. Only half of his face was slightly swollen.
Well, the above is purely a fantasy in my head. Since I often used Rising anti-virus software in my early years, I inevitably think of Rising when I see a lion, just like everyone thinks of Tencent when they see a penguin.
Along with countless quarrels and curses, my real name was exposed. "Lion Fighting Hero Ye Lin" immediately became a scene in Dongshan City. Together with the horrific incident caused by the Animal Rescue Society in the zoo, it became a hot news topic. surpass the former.
"Hmph, you actually used an ultra-thin customized version of iPad to fight a lion, and it didn't hurt at all when it was broken... Is this Ye Lin a rich man? The tall black man standing on his right must be his personal bodyguard! Standing behind him The black-haired girl and the blond girl must be his girlfriends! While showing off his wealth, pretending to be cool, and showing off his two girlfriends, Ye Lin really doesn’t want to let me wait for a loser anymore!”
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
Damn it, it’s these grandsons again! Aren't they the same group of people who once protested Dr. Yu's experiment on white mice and threw big rocks into the courtyard of the VIP Building
In addition to comments of envy and jealousy, the following comments are the most bizarre:
After all, the iPad has a lot of metal components inside, and I was very aggressive, and the lion was stunned by me.
"It's definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a mobile phone. There are many videos from different angles. Go and watch for yourself! Besides, the iPad was obviously smashed. How could it be an advertisement for the iPad?"
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
Although I'm happy that someone spoke up for me, I can't blame Director Cao at all. Director Cao originally wanted me to play the villainous young man in Jinling, but I didn't agree because I disliked the role of the villain.
"It's definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a mobile phone. There are many videos from different angles. Go and watch for yourself! Besides, the iPad was obviously smashed. How could it be an advertisement for the iPad?"
By this time, the situation was completely under control. Most of the beasts were captured back into their cages, and the tourists were comforted. However, occasionally some animals went into the wrong cage, such as the male lion being carried away in front of us. , its Lion Rock was invaded by a little penguin - experts expressed their opinion that this symbolized Tencent's blatant provocation against Rising.
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
Pentheus is two meters tall, and I am also over 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the front, the view of the audience behind was greatly affected. Many tourists only saw me knocking the lion unconscious with something. The real reason the lion was seen passed out was the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"Even if it's a real lion, the man in the video didn't really knock the lion out with his bare hands as the title says! Sure enough, the editors are just clickbait! Let's go eat shit!"
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
But Pentheus's reminder was too late. I had already taken the iPad handed over by Amy and took a hard photo of the lion's face!
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
"Attention everyone, everyone! I went to see the short film "The Battle of Jinling" that Ye Lin starred in before! I feel that Ye Lin is much stronger than Wu Sheng! Since the two look exactly the same, why should Wu Sheng play the role? For the protagonist, Ye Lin can only play a stunt double? Now the Chinese film industry lacks a tough guy actor like Ye Lin who knows real kung fu! I strongly protest that Director Cao Jing did not reuse Ye Lin!"
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
"Hey! Why is it you again! You are the guy who does nothing but find fault with others and spits shit out of his mouth! What's wrong with people who don't have free hands? Can you knock out a lion if I give you an iPad? You Do you have the courage?"
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
"Hey! Why is it you again! You are the guy who does nothing but find fault with others and spits shit out of his mouth! What's wrong with people who don't have free hands? Can you knock out a lion if I give you an iPad? You Do you have the courage?"
Xiaoqin ignored the facts and put gold in my face.
The average weight of an African male lion is 180 kilograms, and this male lion is fat in the zoo and is estimated to be unable to weigh 200 kilograms.
You students probably rarely have the opportunity to slap someone with your iPad, and you also have even less opportunity to slap a lion with your iPad. As for me using my iPad to slap a lion, it should be said to be a unique example, right
Just when the lion became angry and wanted to fight back, two zoo staff with guns ran in from the entrance of the aquarium. They fired twice, and the anesthetic needle immediately made the lion lie down in front of us.
"Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, the video is not very clear. The lion probably fell down after receiving an anesthesia injection. But I heard that this boy was only 16 years old. It is really commendable to be so brave in the face of the lion..."
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
Therefore, although the lion was stunned by my attack, it was not seriously injured. He didn't even stagger. Only half of his face was slightly swollen.
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
The lion fell to the ground and the crisis was over. The tourists' gossiping hearts suddenly burned brightly. They all turned into obligatory reporters and wanted to come over to me and ask me what happened.
"Hmm... It's hard to say whether they are terrorists," Xiao Ding hesitated. "According to one of them, they are members of the transnational animal rights organization 'Animal Rescue Society'. The purpose of the organization is to liberate all animals that are oppressed by humans. …”
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
Along with countless quarrels and curses, my real name was exposed. "Lion Fighting Hero Ye Lin" immediately became a scene in Dongshan City. Together with the horrific incident caused by the Animal Rescue Society in the zoo, it became a hot news topic. surpass the former.
The efficiency of the information age is astonishing. Before I even left the zoo, I received a call from a winery asking me if I was interested in endorsing their "Jingyanggang Tiger Bone Wine".
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
"It's definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a mobile phone. There are many videos from different angles. Go and watch for yourself! Besides, the iPad was obviously smashed. How could it be an advertisement for the iPad?"
"Inside news! Inside news! Ye Lin once served as a stand-in for Wu Sheng, the leading actor in "Stand-in Man"! The two of them look alike by nature, and Ye Lin didn't need any makeup at all when he was a stand-in!"
By this time, the situation was completely under control. Most of the beasts were captured back into their cages, and the tourists were comforted. However, occasionally some animals went into the wrong cage, such as the male lion being carried away in front of us. , its Lion Rock was invaded by a little penguin - experts expressed their opinion that this symbolized Tencent's blatant provocation against Rising.
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"Tch, no wonder the man who beats the lion looks familiar to me! By the way, the lion beating thing is not a publicity method thought up by the crew of "The Stand", right? But this movie has already been withdrawn from major theaters. , if you want to publicize it, you should do it early!”
"You idiot! Even if it were a lion in the zoo, it would take a matter of minutes to kill you! You actually said that Ye Lin was abusing animals and you still have to go to the United States to sue him? Are you stupid and think you are cute without taking medicine? The Pacific Ocean is not stamped , swim over quickly to find your beautiful father!"
Therefore, although the lion was stunned by my attack, it was not seriously injured. He didn't even stagger. Only half of his face was slightly swollen.
The average weight of an African male lion is 180 kilograms, and this male lion is fat in the zoo and is estimated to be unable to weigh 200 kilograms.
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
"Attention everyone, everyone! I went to see the short film "The Battle of Jinling" that Ye Lin starred in before! I feel that Ye Lin is much stronger than Wu Sheng! Since the two look exactly the same, why should Wu Sheng play the role? For the protagonist, Ye Lin can only play a stunt double? Now the Chinese film industry lacks a tough guy actor like Ye Lin who knows real kung fu! I strongly protest that Director Cao Jing did not reuse Ye Lin!"
My weight is less than half of its weight, and my strength is even worse. According to the muscle strength of wild animals, which is equivalent to 7 times that of humans of the same weight, this lion's strength may be 20 times that of mine.
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
At this time, Xiao Ding also got in touch with me again and secretly released the beast from the cage. The group that attacked the zoo monitoring center had been subdued. Xiao Ding only suffered a scratch on his arm during the fight, which was not serious.
After being reminded by Xiao Qin, many people hurriedly lowered their heads and pressed their phones, and instantly posted titles such as "Young Zoo Knocks Down Male Lion" on the Internet, along with several videos shot from different angles.
"Inside news! Inside news! Ye Lin once served as a stand-in for Wu Sheng, the leading actor in "Stand-in Man"! The two of them look alike by nature, and Ye Lin didn't need any makeup at all when he was a stand-in!"
After being reminded by Xiao Qin, many people hurriedly lowered their heads and pressed their phones, and instantly posted titles such as "Young Zoo Knocks Down Male Lion" on the Internet, along with several videos shot from different angles.
"Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome, he actually defeated a lion with his bare hands!"
Although I'm happy that someone spoke up for me, I can't blame Director Cao at all. Director Cao originally wanted me to play the villainous young man in Jinling, but I didn't agree because I disliked the role of the villain.
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
"Hey! Why is it you again! You are the guy who does nothing but find fault with others and spits shit out of his mouth! What's wrong with people who don't have free hands? Can you knock out a lion if I give you an iPad? You Do you have the courage?"
Just as there are those who support me on the Internet, there are also those who disparage me, and the reasons are so bizarre and varied that it is difficult to guard against them.
Under the imminent threat, I didn't have time to think too much. Taking the tall image of the 18th Bronze Master of Shaolin Temple using a folding stool as an example, I gave the lion an iPad!
"Is it a real lion? Is it a computer stunt? Or is it an advertisement for the iPad?"
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
"Hmph, you actually used an ultra-thin customized version of iPad to fight a lion, and it didn't hurt at all when it was broken... Is this Ye Lin a rich man? The tall black man standing on his right must be his personal bodyguard! Standing behind him The black-haired girl and the blond girl must be his girlfriends! While showing off his wealth, pretending to be cool, and showing off his two girlfriends, Ye Lin really doesn’t want to let me wait for a loser anymore!”
You students probably rarely have the opportunity to slap someone with your iPad, and you also have even less opportunity to slap a lion with your iPad. As for me using my iPad to slap a lion, it should be said to be a unique example, right
"Inside news! Inside news! Ye Lin once served as a stand-in for Wu Sheng, the leading actor in "Stand-in Man"! The two of them look alike by nature, and Ye Lin didn't need any makeup at all when he was a stand-in!"
Hello! I don’t blame you for coming to the conclusion that I am showing off my wealth, but how can you say that both Amy and Xiaoqin are my girlfriends! They are my sisters now, and I already feel like my head is as big as two. If they were both my girlfriends, wouldn't I die of mental and physical exhaustion
"Whizzing"
"What's your name, young man? I recorded the scene just now with my mobile phone, and I'm about to post it on Weibo now..."
The lion's maw was only one meter away from my neck. Even though it had a tendency to stop after smelling the tiger scent on my head, who could guess what the lion was thinking!
Along with countless quarrels and curses, my real name was exposed. "Lion Fighting Hero Ye Lin" immediately became a scene in Dongshan City. Together with the horrific incident caused by the Animal Rescue Society in the zoo, it became a hot news topic. surpass the former.
Worried that Amy would be overwhelmed by the large number of people, Pentheus and I guarded Amy in the middle and did not allow curious tourists to get too close.
After all, the iPad has a lot of metal components inside, and I was very aggressive, and the lion was stunned by me.
Damn it, it’s these grandsons again! Aren't they the same group of people who once protested Dr. Yu's experiment on white mice and threw big rocks into the courtyard of the VIP Building
In addition to comments of envy and jealousy, the following comments are the most bizarre:
Pentheus is two meters tall, and I am also over 1.8 meters tall. With us blocking the front, the view of the audience behind was greatly affected. Many tourists only saw me knocking the lion unconscious with something. The real reason the lion was seen passed out was the tranquilizer gun from the staff.
"Ye Lin, it's great that you are not injured! But you are a little too courageous. You dare to slap the lion's face with your iPad... Now your video is all over the Internet. You have become a celebrity. !”
"Attention everyone, everyone! I went to see the short film "The Battle of Jinling" that Ye Lin starred in before! I feel that Ye Lin is much stronger than Wu Sheng! Since the two look exactly the same, why should Wu Sheng play the role? For the protagonist, Ye Lin can only play a stunt double? Now the Chinese film industry lacks a tough guy actor like Ye Lin who knows real kung fu! I strongly protest that Director Cao Jing did not reuse Ye Lin!"
The lion's maw was only one meter away from my neck. Even though it had a tendency to stop after smelling the tiger scent on my head, who could guess what the lion was thinking!
But Pentheus's reminder was too late. I had already taken the iPad handed over by Amy and took a hard photo of the lion's face!
"Ye Lin actually beat the lion cruelly. This is an act of animal cruelty! The lion in the zoo is not threatening to people at all. It clearly came over and wanted to make friends with everyone, but it suffered an inhumane blow from Ye Lin. ! Ye Lin is the enemy of all animal protectionists! This girl is going to the United States to sue Ye Lin for animal cruelty!"
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
I gave my heartfelt greetings to the mother of a member of the Animal Rescue Society.
The lion's maw was only one meter away from my neck. Even though it had a tendency to stop after smelling the tiger scent on my head, who could guess what the lion was thinking!
The lion is relatively thick-skinned, and the iPad shattered in response. In an instant, less than a third of the device was left in my hand—the ultra-thin customized model was indeed less sturdy than the ordinary model.
Because there happened to be no boys of the same age group among the tourists present, so it would not trigger Xiao Qin’s androphobia, so Xiao Qin turned into my spokesperson and maintained order:
But Pentheus's reminder was too late. I had already taken the iPad handed over by Amy and took a hard photo of the lion's face!
Fortunately, netizens are wiser in this regard, and there are still people who echo the envious and hateful posts. However, those who cry out for the lion and accuse me of animal cruelty are basically criticized by everyone.
"It's a miracle! He actually defeated the lion with human power! Modern Wusong, modern Wusong!"
I don’t know who started it first, but the tourists were excited.
Although all my knowledge tells me that I cannot be afraid of wild beasts, the trembling from instinct cannot stop.
"It's definitely a real lion! The videos were all taken with a mobile phone. There are many videos from different angles. Go and watch for yourself! Besides, the iPad was obviously smashed. How could it be an advertisement for the iPad?"
After being reminded by Xiao Qin, many people hurriedly lowered their heads and pressed their phones, and instantly posted titles such as "Young Zoo Knocks Down Male Lion" on the Internet, along with several videos shot from different angles.
You students probably rarely have the opportunity to slap someone with your iPad, and you also have even less opportunity to slap a lion with your iPad. As for me using my iPad to slap a lion, it should be said to be a unique example, right
What if the lion refuses to forgive me for saying bad things about League of Legends and iPhone? What if the lion recognizes that the tiger scent above my head comes from a tigress, and it has been single for many years and is hungry and thirsty. What if it suddenly wants to blow my anus and give birth to a liger
The efficiency of the information age is astonishing. Before I even left the zoo, I received a call from a winery asking me if I was interested in endorsing their "Jingyanggang Tiger Bone Wine".
"You idiot! Even if it were a lion in the zoo, it would take a matter of minutes to kill you! You actually said that Ye Lin was abusing animals and you still have to go to the United States to sue him? Are you stupid and think you are cute without taking medicine? The Pacific Ocean is not stamped , swim over quickly to find your beautiful father!"
"Are they really terrorists?" I asked, "How many are there?"
The average weight of an African male lion is 180 kilograms, and this male lion is fat in the zoo and is estimated to be unable to weigh 200 kilograms.
The average weight of an African male lion is 180 kilograms, and this male lion is fat in the zoo and is estimated to be unable to weigh 200 kilograms.
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
"You idiot! Even if it were a lion in the zoo, it would take a matter of minutes to kill you! You actually said that Ye Lin was abusing animals and you still have to go to the United States to sue him? Are you stupid and think you are cute without taking medicine? The Pacific Ocean is not stamped , swim over quickly to find your beautiful father!"
You students probably rarely have the opportunity to slap someone with your iPad, and you also have even less opportunity to slap a lion with your iPad. As for me using my iPad to slap a lion, it should be said to be a unique example, right
"Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome, he actually defeated a lion with his bare hands!"
In addition to comments of envy and jealousy, the following comments are the most bizarre:
The efficiency of the information age is astonishing. Before I even left the zoo, I received a call from a winery asking me if I was interested in endorsing their "Jingyanggang Tiger Bone Wine".
As Xiao Ding said, in this era where entertainment is paramount, a piece of news about a human knocking down a lion instantly spread virally on the Internet, and I also entered the public eye in an unexpected way.
"Who said he did it with bare hands?" Amy complained, "Isn't it thanks to the iPad I handed him? I still remember a newspaper once ran an advertisement mocking the iPad for not being able to swat flies - it couldn't swat anywhere, even lions. You can knock them all out!"
"Hmph, you actually used an ultra-thin customized version of iPad to fight a lion, and it didn't hurt at all when it was broken... Is this Ye Lin a rich man? The tall black man standing on his right must be his personal bodyguard! Standing behind him The black-haired girl and the blond girl must be his girlfriends! While showing off his wealth, pretending to be cool, and showing off his two girlfriends, Ye Lin really doesn’t want to let me wait for a loser anymore!”
"Everyone, please stop arguing. In fact, the video is not very clear. The lion probably fell down after receiving an anesthesia injection. But I heard that this boy was only 16 years old. It is really commendable to be so brave in the face of the lion..."
They do things without considering the life and death of others. If they are not terrorists, who are the terrorists? The German branch of the Animal Rescue Society has been officially declared a terrorist organization!