"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
As he spoke, he pointed at Zhao Yao, "Look, this guy jumping up and down is called Zhao Yao. I knew him as soon as I saw his face."
"Does such a thing as superpower really exist? Because only with superpower can we defeat the lion..."
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
"Have you seen this? Ye Lin has used this trick with me before. When I was interviewing them about stopping a car to rescue a dog, he was stunned and started selling Swiss Army knives in front of my camera... "
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
Broken, I was complacent for a moment, and indeed promoted Yin Yang Sanshou as more like Qigong, but the words I said were like water thrown out, and I couldn't take it back, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to promote:
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
I hung up the phone on him without any explanation.
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
"How do you, how do you know what our names are? Even an expert might not be able to name them all!"
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
"Well, Yin Yang Sanshou is an ordinary martial art until you practice it to the third level. Only when you practice it to the fifth level like me can you beat a cow through a wall or start a fire through the air..."
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
I don’t know what upgrades Xiao Yin made on her human flesh search backend. At this time, all the reporters present were set as the focus of attention, and a small red dot appeared under Zhao Yao’s name to indicate that there had been recent updates.
Later, a fitness protein powder manufacturer and an aphrodisiac drug manufacturer contacted me and wanted me to endorse their products. They even thought of the advertising slogan for me, which is "Real men take protein powder (aphrodisiac), even if they are lions" It can be done too!”
A female reporter wearing glasses next to me caught the flaw in my words and asked quickly:
"You can actually make other people's desks catch fire through the air. Even worse, you can still watch from a distance. Yin Yang Sanshou is really the best... qigong in the universe!"
I couldn't hold back my laughter when one of the reporters suddenly shouted:
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
I was thinking about my bright future in my mind, when suddenly I was surrounded by reporters who came to the zoo gate after hearing the news.
"Ye Lin, what super powers do you have? I just revealed my name, and you must have known me a long time ago!"
I had never heard of these two manufacturers, and my muscles were not obtained by taking protein powder, and Defeating the Lion had nothing to do with aphrodisiacs, so I simply rejected them.
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
"I am Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News Station! Ye Lin, you and I have known each other for a long time! How about talking to me about why the lion ran out of the cage first! Do you think this must be caused by the system, right? "
"Well, Yin Yang Sanshou is an ordinary martial art until you practice it to the third level. Only when you practice it to the fifth level like me can you beat a cow through a wall or start a fire through the air..."
However, when I became famous in Dongshan City and even across the country as a lion-fighting hero, it happened that Jaycee Chan was caught taking drugs. I wondered if God had given me an opportunity to break into the entertainment industry
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
"Have you seen this? Ye Lin has used this trick with me before. When I was interviewing them about stopping a car to rescue a dog, he was stunned and started selling Swiss Army knives in front of my camera... "
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
"Amy, please stop sarcastic and get in the car with Pentheus!" I asked my sister to leave the circle of reporters quickly.
Think about it, Jaycee Chan gave out a list of 120 people at once under police interrogation. These 120 people were naturally insiders. After they were arrested, each of them gave out a list of more 120 people. This way it continues to develop like a pyramid scheme. China Entertainment Wouldn’t the circle be empty soon? Taking this opportunity, I can take advantage of the popularity of the news to make my official debut, make movies, release records, appear in interviews, accept endorsements, become famous, make money every day, win riches and beauty, reach the pinnacle of my life, and think about it carefully. A little bit excited...
After I reminded him, Zhao Yao's face turned pale, and he shouted to his good friend Xiao Wang, the cameraman: "No! I left in a hurry and forgot to put out the cigarette butt! The station manager will not let me go!"
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
The speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention. His words made me happy and inspired. I didn’t hesitate for even a millisecond and immediately said into Xu Shan’s microphone:
"I understand, Mr. Ye Lin, you practice qigong, right? I heard that if you practice qigong to a high level, you will be invulnerable. I don't know, but you can defeat the lion with qigong and figure out our names!"
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
I couldn't hold back my laughter when one of the reporters suddenly shouted:
"Amy, please stop sarcastic and get in the car with Pentheus!" I asked my sister to leave the circle of reporters quickly.
Xiaoqin has been with me from beginning to end, because one of the reporters who came to interview was a young man who had just graduated. He triggered Xiaoqin's androphobia, so Xiaoqin just stood aside with her head bowed without saying a word. .
I was thinking about my bright future in my mind, when suddenly I was surrounded by reporters who came to the zoo gate after hearing the news.
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"
"Does such a thing as superpower really exist? Because only with superpower can we defeat the lion..."
Xu Shan was stunned, "Well, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
"Mr. Ye Lin, what do you think of the nickname 'Rising Conqueror' given to you by netizens?"
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
I was trapped in a cocoon and could only scratch my head and said: "It's probably okay? However, none of the 31 generations before me have reached such a high level..."
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
Damn it! Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks of rising stars when I see a lion! It is said that Meihua Zoo received numerous petitions within an hour, hoping that they could rename the lion I knocked unconscious to Rising. I don’t know if Rising Company agrees.
"Young man, where did you learn martial arts? I also want to learn martial arts that can defeat lions!"
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question, but faced the young male reporter who looked like an intern and cleared my throat.
A female reporter wearing glasses next to me caught the flaw in my words and asked quickly:
However, when I became famous in Dongshan City and even across the country as a lion-fighting hero, it happened that Jaycee Chan was caught taking drugs. I wondered if God had given me an opportunity to break into the entertainment industry
To your sister! Zhao Yao, you bitch, how come you are still alive now? Your interview style is so mean, but you haven't been beaten to death by others!
"Humph, now you know how troubled I was when I was pestered by the paparazzi?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
I couldn't hold back my laughter when one of the reporters suddenly shouted:
"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
"Amy, please stop sarcastic and get in the car with Pentheus!" I asked my sister to leave the circle of reporters quickly.
I don’t know what upgrades Xiao Yin made on her human flesh search backend. At this time, all the reporters present were set as the focus of attention, and a small red dot appeared under Zhao Yao’s name to indicate that there had been recent updates.
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question, but faced the young male reporter who looked like an intern and cleared my throat.
Because I had a lot of time to reorganize the language, the Xiaoyin search engine misjudged that I needed the young reporter’s personal information, so it doxxed him online and displayed the results on my smart contact lenses:
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
After I reminded him, Zhao Yao's face turned pale, and he shouted to his good friend Xiao Wang, the cameraman: "No! I left in a hurry and forgot to put out the cigarette butt! The station manager will not let me go!"
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
After Amy got into the car under the escort of Pentheus, I calmed down a bit and hesitated whether to speak to the reporters.
Think about it, Jaycee Chan gave out a list of 120 people at once under police interrogation. These 120 people were naturally insiders. After they were arrested, each of them gave out a list of more 120 people. This way it continues to develop like a pyramid scheme. China Entertainment Wouldn’t the circle be empty soon? Taking this opportunity, I can take advantage of the popularity of the news to make my official debut, make movies, release records, appear in interviews, accept endorsements, become famous, make money every day, win riches and beauty, reach the pinnacle of my life, and think about it carefully. A little bit excited...
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
"I would like to ask Mr. Ye Lin, you said before that Yin Yang Sanshou is a martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chiyou. However, including you, there are only 32 generations of descendants in total. The legendary history of China is 5,000 years old, and there are only 32 generations of descendants. So every year Don’t descendants have to live at least 150 years old..."
Xiaoqin has been with me from beginning to end, because one of the reporters who came to interview was a young man who had just graduated. He triggered Xiaoqin's androphobia, so Xiaoqin just stood aside with her head bowed without saying a word. .
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
Because I had a lot of time to reorganize the language, the Xiaoyin search engine misjudged that I needed the young reporter’s personal information, so it doxxed him online and displayed the results on my smart contact lenses:
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
I don’t know what upgrades Xiao Yin made on her human flesh search backend. At this time, all the reporters present were set as the focus of attention, and a small red dot appeared under Zhao Yao’s name to indicate that there had been recent updates.
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
Damn it! Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks of rising stars when I see a lion! It is said that Meihua Zoo received numerous petitions within an hour, hoping that they could rename the lion I knocked unconscious to Rising. I don’t know if Rising Company agrees.
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
"I am Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News Station! Ye Lin, you and I have known each other for a long time! How about talking to me about why the lion ran out of the cage first! Do you think this must be caused by the system, right? "
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question, but faced the young male reporter who looked like an intern and cleared my throat.
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
To your sister! Zhao Yao, you bitch, how come you are still alive now? Your interview style is so mean, but you haven't been beaten to death by others!
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
Xiaoqin has been with me from beginning to end, because one of the reporters who came to interview was a young man who had just graduated. He triggered Xiaoqin's androphobia, so Xiaoqin just stood aside with her head bowed without saying a word. .
"Everyone's names are: Wang Weiguo, Zhao Lishu, Dong Li, He Yishou, He Baoku, Zhang Qilong, Li Fujuan..."
Seeing that I turned the news interview into a TV commercial, Xu Shan's right hand holding the microphone began to tremble unconsciously, while Zhao Yao next to him shrugged and hummed:
"Then if you practice the ninth level of Nine Yin White Bone Claws... no, Yin Yang Sanshou, can you extinguish forest fires from a long distance?"
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question, but faced the young male reporter who looked like an intern and cleared my throat.
Zhao Yao was very angry when he saw that I refused to accept his interview and made fun of him.
[The latest news is that a small fire broke out in Zhao Yao’s desk ten minutes ago, but it has been put out by colleagues.]With a thought in my mind, I put the index and middle fingers of my left hand together, pointed at Zhao Yao like a master, and said:
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
Because I had a lot of time to reorganize the language, the Xiaoyin search engine misjudged that I needed the young reporter’s personal information, so it doxxed him online and displayed the results on my smart contact lenses:
"Young man, where did you learn martial arts? I also want to learn martial arts that can defeat lions!"
"Ye Lin, what super powers do you have? I just revealed my name, and you must have known me a long time ago!"
Damn it! Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks of rising stars when I see a lion! It is said that Meihua Zoo received numerous petitions within an hour, hoping that they could rename the lion I knocked unconscious to Rising. I don’t know if Rising Company agrees.
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
I was thinking about my bright future in my mind, when suddenly I was surrounded by reporters who came to the zoo gate after hearing the news.
[Xu Shan, graduated from Dongshan University of Communication, is an intern reporter in the urban life column...] Probably because as a reporter, whether a formal reporter or an intern reporter, there is public information on the Internet, so Xiao Yin can easily find it.
"Have you seen this? Ye Lin has used this trick with me before. When I was interviewing them about stopping a car to rescue a dog, he was stunned and started selling Swiss Army knives in front of my camera... "
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
"Humph, now you know how troubled I was when I was pestered by the paparazzi?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"
I was trapped in a cocoon and could only scratch my head and said: "It's probably okay? However, none of the 31 generations before me have reached such a high level..."
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
The speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention. His words made me happy and inspired. I didn’t hesitate for even a millisecond and immediately said into Xu Shan’s microphone:
"How do you, how do you know what our names are? Even an expert might not be able to name them all!"
I hung up the phone on him without any explanation.
"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
Seeing that I turned the news interview into a TV commercial, Xu Shan's right hand holding the microphone began to tremble unconsciously, while Zhao Yao next to him shrugged and hummed:
Damn it! Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks of rising stars when I see a lion! It is said that Meihua Zoo received numerous petitions within an hour, hoping that they could rename the lion I knocked unconscious to Rising. I don’t know if Rising Company agrees.
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
However, when I became famous in Dongshan City and even across the country as a lion-fighting hero, it happened that Jaycee Chan was caught taking drugs. I wondered if God had given me an opportunity to break into the entertainment industry
Xu Shan was stunned, "Well, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
"Amy, please stop sarcastic and get in the car with Pentheus!" I asked my sister to leave the circle of reporters quickly.
"Then if you practice the ninth level of Nine Yin White Bone Claws... no, Yin Yang Sanshou, can you extinguish forest fires from a long distance?"
Xu Shan was stunned, "Well, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
It seemed that I couldn't get others to remove the word "Mr." during the interview. I smiled mysteriously and replied, "Actually, I have a super power. I can know other people's names just by looking at their faces."
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
"I am Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News Station! Ye Lin, you and I have known each other for a long time! How about talking to me about why the lion ran out of the cage first! Do you think this must be caused by the system, right? "
As Zhao Yao hurriedly squeezed out of the encirclement, other reporters gave me incredible looks of admiration, and the onlookers also began to make an uproar.
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"
As he spoke, he pointed at Zhao Yao, "Look, this guy jumping up and down is called Zhao Yao. I knew him as soon as I saw his face."
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
"Everyone's names are: Wang Weiguo, Zhao Lishu, Dong Li, He Yishou, He Baoku, Zhang Qilong, Li Fujuan..."
Xu Shan was stunned, "Well, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
I turned my pupils to move the virtual mouse inside the smart contact lens, and after locating the little red dot, I blinked twice in succession for confirmation.
Later, a fitness protein powder manufacturer and an aphrodisiac drug manufacturer contacted me and wanted me to endorse their products. They even thought of the advertising slogan for me, which is "Real men take protein powder (aphrodisiac), even if they are lions" It can be done too!”
Zhao Yao was very angry when he saw that I refused to accept his interview and made fun of him.
I turned my pupils to move the virtual mouse inside the smart contact lens, and after locating the little red dot, I blinked twice in succession for confirmation.
However, when I became famous in Dongshan City and even across the country as a lion-fighting hero, it happened that Jaycee Chan was caught taking drugs. I wondered if God had given me an opportunity to break into the entertainment industry
"Amy, please stop sarcastic and get in the car with Pentheus!" I asked my sister to leave the circle of reporters quickly.
However, when I became famous in Dongshan City and even across the country as a lion-fighting hero, it happened that Jaycee Chan was caught taking drugs. I wondered if God had given me an opportunity to break into the entertainment industry
As Zhao Yao hurriedly squeezed out of the encirclement, other reporters gave me incredible looks of admiration, and the onlookers also began to make an uproar.
I was thinking about my bright future in my mind, when suddenly I was surrounded by reporters who came to the zoo gate after hearing the news.
"Ye Lin, what super powers do you have? I just revealed my name, and you must have known me a long time ago!"
I turned my pupils to move the virtual mouse inside the smart contact lens, and after locating the little red dot, I blinked twice in succession for confirmation.
Later, a fitness protein powder manufacturer and an aphrodisiac drug manufacturer contacted me and wanted me to endorse their products. They even thought of the advertising slogan for me, which is "Real men take protein powder (aphrodisiac), even if they are lions" It can be done too!”
I couldn't hold back my laughter when one of the reporters suddenly shouted:
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
"Humph, now you know how troubled I was when I was pestered by the paparazzi?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
Later, a fitness protein powder manufacturer and an aphrodisiac drug manufacturer contacted me and wanted me to endorse their products. They even thought of the advertising slogan for me, which is "Real men take protein powder (aphrodisiac), even if they are lions" It can be done too!”
"Amy, please stop sarcastic and get in the car with Pentheus!" I asked my sister to leave the circle of reporters quickly.
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"
"Then if you practice the ninth level of Nine Yin White Bone Claws... no, Yin Yang Sanshou, can you extinguish forest fires from a long distance?"
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
Zhao Yao was very angry when he saw that I refused to accept his interview and made fun of him.
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
"Everyone's names are: Wang Weiguo, Zhao Lishu, Dong Li, He Yishou, He Baoku, Zhang Qilong, Li Fujuan..."
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
"Ye Lin, what super powers do you have? I just revealed my name, and you must have known me a long time ago!"
I turned my pupils to move the virtual mouse inside the smart contact lens, and after locating the little red dot, I blinked twice in succession for confirmation.
"Well, Yin Yang Sanshou is an ordinary martial art until you practice it to the third level. Only when you practice it to the fifth level like me can you beat a cow through a wall or start a fire through the air..."
"Mr. Ye Lin, what do you think of the nickname 'Rising Conqueror' given to you by netizens?"
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
"Everyone's names are: Wang Weiguo, Zhao Lishu, Dong Li, He Yishou, He Baoku, Zhang Qilong, Li Fujuan..."
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
"How do you, how do you know what our names are? Even an expert might not be able to name them all!"
Damn it! Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks of rising stars when I see a lion! It is said that Meihua Zoo received numerous petitions within an hour, hoping that they could rename the lion I knocked unconscious to Rising. I don’t know if Rising Company agrees.
"How do you, how do you know what our names are? Even an expert might not be able to name them all!"
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
I don’t know what upgrades Xiao Yin made on her human flesh search backend. At this time, all the reporters present were set as the focus of attention, and a small red dot appeared under Zhao Yao’s name to indicate that there had been recent updates.
Xiaoqin has been with me from beginning to end, because one of the reporters who came to interview was a young man who had just graduated. He triggered Xiaoqin's androphobia, so Xiaoqin just stood aside with her head bowed without saying a word. .
"How do you, how do you know what our names are? Even an expert might not be able to name them all!"
"I would like to ask Mr. Ye Lin, you said before that Yin Yang Sanshou is a martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chiyou. However, including you, there are only 32 generations of descendants in total. The legendary history of China is 5,000 years old, and there are only 32 generations of descendants. So every year Don’t descendants have to live at least 150 years old..."
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
Think about it, Jaycee Chan gave out a list of 120 people at once under police interrogation. These 120 people were naturally insiders. After they were arrested, each of them gave out a list of more 120 people. This way it continues to develop like a pyramid scheme. China Entertainment Wouldn’t the circle be empty soon? Taking this opportunity, I can take advantage of the popularity of the news to make my official debut, make movies, release records, appear in interviews, accept endorsements, become famous, make money every day, win riches and beauty, reach the pinnacle of my life, and think about it carefully. A little bit excited...
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
"I understand, Mr. Ye Lin, you practice qigong, right? I heard that if you practice qigong to a high level, you will be invulnerable. I don't know, but you can defeat the lion with qigong and figure out our names!"
"Does such a thing as superpower really exist? Because only with superpower can we defeat the lion..."
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
"Humph, now you know how troubled I was when I was pestered by the paparazzi?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
It seemed that I couldn't get others to remove the word "Mr." during the interview. I smiled mysteriously and replied, "Actually, I have a super power. I can know other people's names just by looking at their faces."
I couldn't hold back my laughter when one of the reporters suddenly shouted:
I was worried about how to answer, but someone among the onlookers answered for me: "This shows that Yin Yang Sanshou can also prolong life! Master Ye! How much is the registration fee! I want to learn it now! Please teach me the magical power of Yin Yang Let’s break up!”
As Zhao Yao hurriedly squeezed out of the encirclement, other reporters gave me incredible looks of admiration, and the onlookers also began to make an uproar.
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
"I would like to ask Mr. Ye Lin, you said before that Yin Yang Sanshou is a martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chiyou. However, including you, there are only 32 generations of descendants in total. The legendary history of China is 5,000 years old, and there are only 32 generations of descendants. So every year Don’t descendants have to live at least 150 years old..."
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
"I understand, Mr. Ye Lin, you practice qigong, right? I heard that if you practice qigong to a high level, you will be invulnerable. I don't know, but you can defeat the lion with qigong and figure out our names!"
Xiaoqin has been with me from beginning to end, because one of the reporters who came to interview was a young man who had just graduated. He triggered Xiaoqin's androphobia, so Xiaoqin just stood aside with her head bowed without saying a word. .
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
I was trapped in a cocoon and could only scratch my head and said: "It's probably okay? However, none of the 31 generations before me have reached such a high level..."
Zhao Yao was very angry when he saw that I refused to accept his interview and made fun of him.
The speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention. His words made me happy and inspired. I didn’t hesitate for even a millisecond and immediately said into Xu Shan’s microphone:
"You can actually make other people's desks catch fire through the air. Even worse, you can still watch from a distance. Yin Yang Sanshou is really the best... qigong in the universe!"
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
"Young man, where did you learn martial arts? I also want to learn martial arts that can defeat lions!"
I had never heard of these two manufacturers, and my muscles were not obtained by taking protein powder, and Defeating the Lion had nothing to do with aphrodisiacs, so I simply rejected them.
"Ye, Mr. Ye Lin..." He stuttered a little.
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
Think about it, Jaycee Chan gave out a list of 120 people at once under police interrogation. These 120 people were naturally insiders. After they were arrested, each of them gave out a list of more 120 people. This way it continues to develop like a pyramid scheme. China Entertainment Wouldn’t the circle be empty soon? Taking this opportunity, I can take advantage of the popularity of the news to make my official debut, make movies, release records, appear in interviews, accept endorsements, become famous, make money every day, win riches and beauty, reach the pinnacle of my life, and think about it carefully. A little bit excited...
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
"Then if you practice the ninth level of Nine Yin White Bone Claws... no, Yin Yang Sanshou, can you extinguish forest fires from a long distance?"
I smiled slightly and said in order to relieve his tension: "There is no need to add the word 'sir'. If you want to ask anything, just ask! Anyway, looking at the situation, you won't let me go if I don't answer anything." —Isn’t that right, Brother Xu Shan?”
It seemed that I couldn't get others to remove the word "Mr." during the interview. I smiled mysteriously and replied, "Actually, I have a super power. I can know other people's names just by looking at their faces."
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
Broken, I was complacent for a moment, and indeed promoted Yin Yang Sanshou as more like Qigong, but the words I said were like water thrown out, and I couldn't take it back, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to promote:
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
"Young man, where did you learn martial arts? I also want to learn martial arts that can defeat lions!"
[The latest news is that a small fire broke out in Zhao Yao’s desk ten minutes ago, but it has been put out by colleagues.]With a thought in my mind, I put the index and middle fingers of my left hand together, pointed at Zhao Yao like a master, and said:
"Young man, where did you learn martial arts? I also want to learn martial arts that can defeat lions!"
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
I was thinking about my bright future in my mind, when suddenly I was surrounded by reporters who came to the zoo gate after hearing the news.
The speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention. His words made me happy and inspired. I didn’t hesitate for even a millisecond and immediately said into Xu Shan’s microphone:
"I am Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News Station! Ye Lin, you and I have known each other for a long time! How about talking to me about why the lion ran out of the cage first! Do you think this must be caused by the system, right? "
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
Damn it! Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks of rising stars when I see a lion! It is said that Meihua Zoo received numerous petitions within an hour, hoping that they could rename the lion I knocked unconscious to Rising. I don’t know if Rising Company agrees.
"I understand, Mr. Ye Lin, you practice qigong, right? I heard that if you practice qigong to a high level, you will be invulnerable. I don't know, but you can defeat the lion with qigong and figure out our names!"
Think about it, Jaycee Chan gave out a list of 120 people at once under police interrogation. These 120 people were naturally insiders. After they were arrested, each of them gave out a list of more 120 people. This way it continues to develop like a pyramid scheme. China Entertainment Wouldn’t the circle be empty soon? Taking this opportunity, I can take advantage of the popularity of the news to make my official debut, make movies, release records, appear in interviews, accept endorsements, become famous, make money every day, win riches and beauty, reach the pinnacle of my life, and think about it carefully. A little bit excited...
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
"I would like to ask Mr. Ye Lin, you said before that Yin Yang Sanshou is a martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chiyou. However, including you, there are only 32 generations of descendants in total. The legendary history of China is 5,000 years old, and there are only 32 generations of descendants. So every year Don’t descendants have to live at least 150 years old..."
"I would like to ask Mr. Ye Lin, you said before that Yin Yang Sanshou is a martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chiyou. However, including you, there are only 32 generations of descendants in total. The legendary history of China is 5,000 years old, and there are only 32 generations of descendants. So every year Don’t descendants have to live at least 150 years old..."
"Ye Lin, what super powers do you have? I just revealed my name, and you must have known me a long time ago!"
"You can actually make other people's desks catch fire through the air. Even worse, you can still watch from a distance. Yin Yang Sanshou is really the best... qigong in the universe!"
A female reporter wearing glasses next to me caught the flaw in my words and asked quickly:
"Humph, now you know how troubled I was when I was pestered by the paparazzi?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
Seeing that I turned the news interview into a TV commercial, Xu Shan's right hand holding the microphone began to tremble unconsciously, while Zhao Yao next to him shrugged and hummed:
Xu Shan was stunned, "Well, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
"Have you seen this? Ye Lin has used this trick with me before. When I was interviewing them about stopping a car to rescue a dog, he was stunned and started selling Swiss Army knives in front of my camera... "
Zhao Yao was very angry when he saw that I refused to accept his interview and made fun of him.
"Humph, now you know how troubled I was when I was pestered by the paparazzi?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
Because I had a lot of time to reorganize the language, the Xiaoyin search engine misjudged that I needed the young reporter’s personal information, so it doxxed him online and displayed the results on my smart contact lenses:
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
I don’t know what upgrades Xiao Yin made on her human flesh search backend. At this time, all the reporters present were set as the focus of attention, and a small red dot appeared under Zhao Yao’s name to indicate that there had been recent updates.
"Have you seen this? Ye Lin has used this trick with me before. When I was interviewing them about stopping a car to rescue a dog, he was stunned and started selling Swiss Army knives in front of my camera... "
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
Seeing that I turned the news interview into a TV commercial, Xu Shan's right hand holding the microphone began to tremble unconsciously, while Zhao Yao next to him shrugged and hummed:
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
I turned my pupils to move the virtual mouse inside the smart contact lens, and after locating the little red dot, I blinked twice in succession for confirmation.
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
Seeing that I turned the news interview into a TV commercial, Xu Shan's right hand holding the microphone began to tremble unconsciously, while Zhao Yao next to him shrugged and hummed:
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
[The latest news is that a small fire broke out in Zhao Yao’s desk ten minutes ago, but it has been put out by colleagues.]With a thought in my mind, I put the index and middle fingers of my left hand together, pointed at Zhao Yao like a master, and said:
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"
As he spoke, he pointed at Zhao Yao, "Look, this guy jumping up and down is called Zhao Yao. I knew him as soon as I saw his face."
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
"Facing the only Yin Yang Sanshou master in the world, how dare you speak rudely? In order to punish you, I just set your desk on fire! If you don't believe me, please call to confirm!"
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question, but faced the young male reporter who looked like an intern and cleared my throat.
Who practices qigong? Hasn’t that kind of qigong, which is no different from supernormal abilities, been proven to be pseudoscience? I still vaguely remember that my grandma went to practice some kind of Qigong with the neighbor's aunt. In order to absorb the earth's energy, she rubbed her back against a tree. The clothes were rubbed torn, but the coronary heart disease was not cured!
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
"The martial arts I practice is called Yin-Yang Sanshou! It is an ancient Chinese martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chi You! It is the best fighting skill in the universe! As long as you work hard to learn Yin-Yang Sanshou, let alone defeat a lion. It is not a fantasy to have special powers like me! If there are viewers in front of the TV who are interested in the martial arts of Yin Yang Sanshou and want to inquire how to learn, please send me an email at... "
After I reminded him, Zhao Yao's face turned pale, and he shouted to his good friend Xiao Wang, the cameraman: "No! I left in a hurry and forgot to put out the cigarette butt! The station manager will not let me go!"
Xiaoqin has been with me from beginning to end, because one of the reporters who came to interview was a young man who had just graduated. He triggered Xiaoqin's androphobia, so Xiaoqin just stood aside with her head bowed without saying a word. .
I turned my pupils to move the virtual mouse inside the smart contact lens, and after locating the little red dot, I blinked twice in succession for confirmation.
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
The speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention. His words made me happy and inspired. I didn’t hesitate for even a millisecond and immediately said into Xu Shan’s microphone:
[The latest news is that a small fire broke out in Zhao Yao’s desk ten minutes ago, but it has been put out by colleagues.]With a thought in my mind, I put the index and middle fingers of my left hand together, pointed at Zhao Yao like a master, and said:
"Well, Yin Yang Sanshou is an ordinary martial art until you practice it to the third level. Only when you practice it to the fifth level like me can you beat a cow through a wall or start a fire through the air..."
After I reminded him, Zhao Yao's face turned pale, and he shouted to his good friend Xiao Wang, the cameraman: "No! I left in a hurry and forgot to put out the cigarette butt! The station manager will not let me go!"
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
As Zhao Yao hurriedly squeezed out of the encirclement, other reporters gave me incredible looks of admiration, and the onlookers also began to make an uproar.
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
"Then if you practice the ninth level of Nine Yin White Bone Claws... no, Yin Yang Sanshou, can you extinguish forest fires from a long distance?"
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
I had never heard of these two manufacturers, and my muscles were not obtained by taking protein powder, and Defeating the Lion had nothing to do with aphrodisiacs, so I simply rejected them.
However, when I became famous in Dongshan City and even across the country as a lion-fighting hero, it happened that Jaycee Chan was caught taking drugs. I wondered if God had given me an opportunity to break into the entertainment industry
I thought it was quite fun to tease Zhao Yao, so I deliberately stared at the other reporters for a while. Soon Xiaoyin helped me humanize their online information. I pointed to them from left to right:
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
"I know this guy Zhao Yao best. He doesn't care about anything for the sake of news. He can't be trusted by others!"
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
It seemed that I couldn't get others to remove the word "Mr." during the interview. I smiled mysteriously and replied, "Actually, I have a super power. I can know other people's names just by looking at their faces."
"You can actually make other people's desks catch fire through the air. Even worse, you can still watch from a distance. Yin Yang Sanshou is really the best... qigong in the universe!"
Because I had a lot of time to reorganize the language, the Xiaoyin search engine misjudged that I needed the young reporter’s personal information, so it doxxed him online and displayed the results on my smart contact lenses:
"Have you seen this? Ye Lin has used this trick with me before. When I was interviewing them about stopping a car to rescue a dog, he was stunned and started selling Swiss Army knives in front of my camera... "
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
Broken, I was complacent for a moment, and indeed promoted Yin Yang Sanshou as more like Qigong, but the words I said were like water thrown out, and I couldn't take it back, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to promote:
I was worried about how to answer, but someone among the onlookers answered for me: "This shows that Yin Yang Sanshou can also prolong life! Master Ye! How much is the registration fee! I want to learn it now! Please teach me the magical power of Yin Yang Let’s break up!”
I had just finished typing up my manuscript when I saw a reporter with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks squeezed in from the crowd, slammed the microphone into my face, and said happily:
Xu Shan was stunned, "Well, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
"Well, Yin Yang Sanshou is an ordinary martial art until you practice it to the third level. Only when you practice it to the fifth level like me can you beat a cow through a wall or start a fire through the air..."
As Zhao Yao hurriedly squeezed out of the encirclement, other reporters gave me incredible looks of admiration, and the onlookers also began to make an uproar.
The other party chuckled on the phone, "Well, everyone knows the national policy. Our tiger bone wine is actually produced from dog bones, which is sold to foreigners who come to Dongshan City to cheat some foreign exchange..."
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
Because my performance was so magical, Xu Shan, who was relatively dull, couldn't help but ask: "Mr. Ye Lin, how many levels does your magical skill have?"
Unlike other senior reporters, Xu Shan is obviously not quite used to the reporter's life. Other reporters shouted loudly for me to be interviewed, but Xu Shan seemed more shy, and only a few "Please say a few words" were too. I forced myself to say it without expecting a response from me. Seeing me taking the initiative to turn my attention to him at this time, he was quite flattered.
"How do you, how do you know what our names are? Even an expert might not be able to name them all!"
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
After I reminded him, Zhao Yao's face turned pale, and he shouted to his good friend Xiao Wang, the cameraman: "No! I left in a hurry and forgot to put out the cigarette butt! The station manager will not let me go!"
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
"Well, Yin Yang Sanshou is an ordinary martial art until you practice it to the third level. Only when you practice it to the fifth level like me can you beat a cow through a wall or start a fire through the air..."
The speaker has no intention but the listener has the intention. His words made me happy and inspired. I didn’t hesitate for even a millisecond and immediately said into Xu Shan’s microphone:
"I am Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News Station! Ye Lin, you and I have known each other for a long time! How about talking to me about why the lion ran out of the cage first! Do you think this must be caused by the system, right? "
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question, but faced the young male reporter who looked like an intern and cleared my throat.
"There are nine levels in total, because the Nine Yin White Bone Claw also has nine levels..." I answered casually and irresponsibly.
I don’t know what upgrades Xiao Yin made on her human flesh search backend. At this time, all the reporters present were set as the focus of attention, and a small red dot appeared under Zhao Yao’s name to indicate that there had been recent updates.
"Then if you practice the ninth level of Nine Yin White Bone Claws... no, Yin Yang Sanshou, can you extinguish forest fires from a long distance?"
After I reminded him, Zhao Yao's face turned pale, and he shouted to his good friend Xiao Wang, the cameraman: "No! I left in a hurry and forgot to put out the cigarette butt! The station manager will not let me go!"
After Amy got into the car under the escort of Pentheus, I calmed down a bit and hesitated whether to speak to the reporters.
"How do you, how do you know what our names are? Even an expert might not be able to name them all!"
Later, a fitness protein powder manufacturer and an aphrodisiac drug manufacturer contacted me and wanted me to endorse their products. They even thought of the advertising slogan for me, which is "Real men take protein powder (aphrodisiac), even if they are lions" It can be done too!”
After Amy got into the car under the escort of Pentheus, I calmed down a bit and hesitated whether to speak to the reporters.
I was trapped in a cocoon and could only scratch my head and said: "It's probably okay? However, none of the 31 generations before me have reached such a high level..."
I wisely ignored Zhao Yao's question, but faced the young male reporter who looked like an intern and cleared my throat.
Think about it, Jaycee Chan gave out a list of 120 people at once under police interrogation. These 120 people were naturally insiders. After they were arrested, each of them gave out a list of more 120 people. This way it continues to develop like a pyramid scheme. China Entertainment Wouldn’t the circle be empty soon? Taking this opportunity, I can take advantage of the popularity of the news to make my official debut, make movies, release records, appear in interviews, accept endorsements, become famous, make money every day, win riches and beauty, reach the pinnacle of my life, and think about it carefully. A little bit excited...
In addition to reporters, Xiaoqin and I were surrounded by some curious tourists coming out of the zoo. At this time, a tourist shouted loudly from behind:
Although I really want to make money, I will never endorse fake and shoddy products! And personally, I have a deeper affection for dogs than for tigers (after all, I have never raised a tiger). Using tiger bones to make wine is more acceptable to me than using dog bones to make wine.
I don’t know what upgrades Xiao Yin made on her human flesh search backend. At this time, all the reporters present were set as the focus of attention, and a small red dot appeared under Zhao Yao’s name to indicate that there had been recent updates.
A female reporter wearing glasses next to me caught the flaw in my words and asked quickly:
After Amy got into the car under the escort of Pentheus, I calmed down a bit and hesitated whether to speak to the reporters.
"I would like to ask Mr. Ye Lin, you said before that Yin Yang Sanshou is a martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chiyou. However, including you, there are only 32 generations of descendants in total. The legendary history of China is 5,000 years old, and there are only 32 generations of descendants. So every year Don’t descendants have to live at least 150 years old..."
"Humph, now you know how troubled I was when I was pestered by the paparazzi?" Amy tilted her head and looked at me with interest.
I shook my head quickly: "I don't practice Qigong, I only practice martial arts..."
"I would like to ask Mr. Ye Lin, you said before that Yin Yang Sanshou is a martial art passed down from the time of Huangdi Chiyou. However, including you, there are only 32 generations of descendants in total. The legendary history of China is 5,000 years old, and there are only 32 generations of descendants. So every year Don’t descendants have to live at least 150 years old..."
"What? You want me to endorse the tiger bone wine you produce? I'm hunting a lion, not a tiger, and aren't tigers a nationally protected animal? Not even Rentang dares to sell tiger bone wine anymore!"
I couldn't hold back my laughter when one of the reporters suddenly shouted:
Xu Shan was stunned, "Well, Mr. Ye Lin, how do you know my name?"
I was worried about how to answer, but someone among the onlookers answered for me: "This shows that Yin Yang Sanshou can also prolong life! Master Ye! How much is the registration fee! I want to learn it now! Please teach me the magical power of Yin Yang Let’s break up!”
After Amy got into the car under the escort of Pentheus, I calmed down a bit and hesitated whether to speak to the reporters.
Everyone was stunned, and one of the reporters even dropped his microphone.
"Does such a thing as superpower really exist? Because only with superpower can we defeat the lion..."
"Please say a few words into the microphone! Mr. Ye Lin, you can say anything!"