Although I didn’t deliberately lie when I defeated the lion, the lion fell under the anesthesia gun of the zoo staff after all, not to mention the fact that I guessed the names of the reporters through smart contact lenses, and I made a lot of claims about Yin Yang Sanshou.
It happened that my father and Aunt Ren asked Xiaoqin and I to go home for dinner, and they were so shocked that we met a lion in the zoo, so I simply avoided going to my home in Honglou North Street Community, and Xiaoqin naturally followed me. Together.
Does this Michael refer to Michael Jackson? Can you not name your pet after a famous person? And all the animals in the zoo must have names! It doesn't matter that Miba is wandering around the campus every day away from home, but Obama is so jealous, what if he takes advantage of others and bites the raccoon to death!
Xiaoqin and Amy obviously had the same idea on this matter. She heard that raccoons like to wash things, so they deliberately brought some pears and pomegranates that were a little dusty on the surface. As expected, they just stood on their feet, little adults. I usually start washing it in front of the basin prepared for it.
After Pentheus and I spent a lot of time persuading each other, Amy promised to notify the mobilization team to pick up the raccoon tomorrow at the latest. However, this did not prevent her from using the raccoon as a prop to tease the squad leader tonight.
Xiao Ding suddenly realized, "It turns out that the raccoon ran to your place! Since the surveillance system was destroyed by people from the Animal Rescue Association, there is no surveillance video from this period. We are worried that the raccoon will not be found!"
Listening to Xiao Ding’s description, it turns out that there is a precedent for raccoons being carried away by tourists in backpacks. At the “Raccoon Family” amusement project in Yunnan, where you can have close contact with raccoons, there was an incident of raccoons being carried away by tourists. Although Meihua Zoo I had never been pretended to walk through a raccoon before, but I had been pretended to walk through a penguin. The prisoner was a naughty primary school student.
"Oh, you can take care of yourself," Aunt Ren sighed and said, "Anyway, you are the 32nd generation successor of Yin Yang Sanshou, and my father's irresponsible last wish was also told to you..."
No, it seems that the person who announced that she wanted to keep a raccoon as a pet was Amy, not Xiaoqin. Amy is really a wealthy person...
I didn't hear the answer from the monitor on the other side of the phone, but judging from Amy's proud expression, Amy finally won.
Faced with this situation, I didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and after Amy returned to the principal's building and opened her backpack, I discovered a new situation.
"No!" Amy said willfully, "The raccoon must like me if it comes so close to me! Obama is too cute and Miba is too wild. I decided to keep this raccoon as my new pet! Just give it to me Let’s name it Michael!”
"It's so fun!" Amy clapped her hands and laughed, "Raccoons can be said to be the model of hygiene among animals!"
After returning home, my father asked me worriedly if I had been injured while confronting the lion. Aunt Ren criticized me and said that I shouldn’t promote her family’s Yin Yang Sanshou as some random superpower. I knew I had done it. It went too far, so I had to stick out my tongue and act cute.
On the way Pentheus drove Xiaoqin and I home, I called Xiaoding and told Xiaoding that the raccoon was in our hands. There were apples in Mi's backpack, which the raccoon got into by himself.
Sure enough, naughty children are the source of all evil! I have already knocked down Rising with my iPad, at least let Tencent go!
Eh? Looking at this tone, could it be that he was a friend who played with him in the courtyard back then
"Haha, you're tempted! But you haven't done anything to catch the raccoon like the maid Qin, so I can't let you play with the raccoon for free! If you want to play with the raccoon, just put on the maid outfit I customized for you. Call me Master Amy and serve me as a master and servant, and then you will be allowed to play with the raccoon!"
Have sweet dreams! The market price of domesticated raccoons in China is 15,000 to 18,000! Much more expensive than a washing machine! If you raise six of them, it’s equivalent to 80,000 yuan! You spend 80,000 yuan on pets to wash clothes, and the efficiency is extremely low. Do you think you are a wealthy person
Xiaoqin told me with a shy expression of "I'm not that good": "I can't help it, this is also to have a good relationship with classmate Ye Lin's biological sister! This raccoon is round, chubby and cute, we When we found it, it was stuck on the outer fence of the zoo... "
Because I was very concerned about it, I asked Xiao Ding to help me inquire more about this matter when he came in and out of the police station as a witness. Although Xiao Ding didn't know why I was so interested, he still agreed very simply.
"Then there's no need to take it home! You just need to inform the zoo staff!"
"Ye Lin, you know, because I was a witness, I was called over by the police for questioning. I heard at the police station that there were five members of the Animal Rescue Society involved in the incident, but only their branch president. He and his girlfriend are staunch fanatics, and the other three people had not originally made up their minds to do such a big thing, but the branch president got an aerosol spray that can hypnotize people from somewhere, and it magically made those people The three people followed him to attack the zoo like zombies. The police's preliminary test results suggest that it may be a new type of drug... "
"I don't care! Anyway, even if it can't be used as a permanent pet, I still want to play with it for a few days before sending it back to the zoo!"
"Hey, Katyusha? You heard from the news that we went to the zoo, right? In fact, not only did the manservant beat a lion in the zoo, but I also packed a raccoon in a backpack and came back to play!"
It seemed that the class monitor wanted to compromise for the sake of the raccoon and come to Amy's place to play the role of head maid. However, the class monitor asked me not to be present and asked me to avoid going to the boys' dormitory.
"What the hell is this! Amy, why is there a raccoon in your backpack? You secretly put it in it while the zoo was in chaos! Even if you take the iPad out of the bag to free up space, You can’t use it to pretend to be a crispy noodle king!”
However, there was one anonymous email that really concerned me, because its content was not about belittling Yin Yang Sanshou, boasting that one's martial arts was stronger, nor did it want to challenge me, but it mentioned some content that ordinary people would not know:
Overnight, I became a legend alongside "Jingwu Tai Chi Yan Fang". I had a lot of nicknames, including "Rising Conqueror", "Master Ye", "Magic Stick Ye Lin" and so on. Fang Zhouzi was the first For a while, they tried to crack down on me, saying that my performance in Knocking Down the Lion and the subsequent performances were all complete scams, which made me feel guilty.
"Hahahaha!" Xiaoqin almost laughed so hard that her stomach ached, "It's so cute, so cute! There are animals that know how to wash clothes! If you have five or six raccoons at home, don't you need to buy a washing machine? "
I don’t know if it’s due to inertia, or because the raccoon has done something similar in the zoo. It knew that the glasses cloth was not food, but it tried its best to rub the glasses cloth with its two little paws. Be sure to wash the glasses cloth!
At nine o'clock in the morning the next day, after breakfast, I sat in front of the computer in the bedroom to see what my online reputation as a "lion-hunting hero" had become.
After talking about the raccoons, Xiao Ding told me some strange things about the terrorist attack in the zoo.
Tsk, aren't you just embarrassed to let me see you in a maid outfit? In fact, I saw it through the crack of the door two years ago!
"Hmph, I didn't expect you and the bully to become sworn brothers and sisters! I didn't expect that you, who was so thin back then, would become a muscular man, and you even boasted that you were a grandmaster... But even your eldest brother Optimus Prime was snatched away, so what qualifications do you have? Call yourself a martial artist?"
"Xiaoqin, you are so calm! You have already discovered that Amy was secretly trading bears! Maybe you two stole it together! When was it? Was it when I was being interviewed by reporters? "
Although my baseless boast has caused sane people to criticize me endlessly, many ignorant people have also sent me emails asking me where they should go to learn Yin Yang Sanshou, and even asked me directly for my bank account number, and they couldn’t wait to hand it over. Tuition fees.
"Anyway, don't worry about the raccoon breeders. Amy has a world-renowned nutritionist here who is choosing food for the raccoons. They won't feed them to death. They will send the raccoons back tomorrow."
After hearing this, I was shocked. How could the thing Xiao Ding was talking about look so much like the spray that Ai Shuqiao extracted from the blue morpho toxin and that Huo Jiangdong stole from the secret experimental base? I remember internally calling them bw-p75 trial models! Why is it on the market
what else can we do? Isn't it to fulfill Mr. Ren's last wish that he takes this opportunity to increase the popularity of Yin Yang Sanshou!
"By the way, let's take a photo of the raccoon washing clothes for you! Maid Qin had a lot of fun playing with the raccoon! The raccoon will be sent back to the zoo tomorrow. If you don't come tonight, you won't have another chance! "
The raccoon, which is about 40 centimeters long, is very fat. It is eating the washed apple handed over by Xiao Qin with an innocent look on its face.
Just as I expected, because I boasted about Yin Yang Sanshou, I was fiercely denounced by the Chinese martial arts circle. There was a lot of scolding from up and down. My email box was filled with emails like this. I will not agree here. One example.
"What? You actually want me to send it back right away? Why do you sound like a dead servant! I will send it back tomorrow! But the raccoon is so cute. Don't you want to come to the principal's building to touch and hug it yourself? Really? A raccoon will wash the fruit you hand it and then eat it! And it can also wash clothes!"
After experimenting with the food, Xiaoqin found a glasses cloth on the table (perhaps a bodyguard forgot it here after wiping his sunglasses) and handed it to the raccoon.