"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
"Who is he to me? ... Probably a valet, no, you can think of it as my butler! Ah! Damn it, I have something urgent here, I can't talk to you anymore!"
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
After the salesperson finished speaking, he looked at me intently.
"Even Miss Emily does not fully meet the invitation qualifications based on her own strength. We took her mother into consideration before she could get the right to use this card."
The saleswoman blinked her eyes as if dreaming, the cold card still held in her hand.
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
In fact, there's nothing wrong with me paying. Let's not talk about anything else. Just for Xiaoqin's salary for copying the Bible, I owe her several thousand yuan.
"Excuse me for asking: Did you pick up this credit card?"
The deep and steady voice of a middle-aged man came from the microphone.
With the help of the cover of the counter, she tried to secretly hand the piece of paper to me from an angle that the salesperson could not see at all.
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
"Sir, the credit card you are using is not an ordinary credit card. It is an American Express black card that can only be used by very few successful people. Some people also call it the 'King of Cards'. It is not something that just anyone can apply for. It must be done by us. To select qualifications, we need to take the initiative to send out invitations - so we have a very comprehensive grasp of the customer's information."
I glanced behind me with the corner of my eye, and sure enough, there were two big-bodied security guards in black clothes staring at my back.
When I put the titanium alloy black card into my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
Suddenly she froze, probably recalling that I might not be the legal owner of this card, and maybe it would be taken away later, right
So I gave the salesperson a bad look.
Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked me.
Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Could it be that because I wanted to forge a signature, I just called and came to my door? its not right! I was just thinking about it in my mind. It’s not a fait accompli yet. Your terminal also functions as a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB!
It’s not that I have a high consciousness, I just feel that if I spend money on myself, as a Chinese person, I will be looked down upon by American girls.
That means: "What are you looking at! I'm not this crazy girl's boyfriend, I'm just an ordinary classmate! She has to pay for the bra herself!"
Is it okay to give such an expensive card to anyone? Isn't she afraid that after I know there is no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive it around the Diaoyu Islands
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
Suddenly an idea struck me, and I remembered the black credit card Amy had given me to use.
Maybe the mobile phone number I gave was exactly the same as the one recorded in the customer information. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and contacted Amy using the other phone on the desk.
Maybe the mobile phone number I gave was exactly the same as the one recorded in the customer information. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and contacted Amy using the other phone on the desk.
The salesperson didn't avoid my eyes at all, and glared back fiercely, as if to say: "How can I have a girlfriend if I'm not even willing to spend 100 yuan? Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly! If you don't pay, your girlfriend will have more money." It’s so shameless!”
It actually made me a little embarrassed that he trusted me, a stranger, so much.
"Classmate Ye Lin, what's going on? Are you in trouble?"
Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was cautious and made a lot of compensation to me. The security guard of the shopping mall was quickly called away by the department manager. It seemed that American Express was quite efficient in its work.
I glanced behind me with the corner of my eye, and sure enough, there were two big-bodied security guards in black clothes staring at my back.
"If you just accidentally picked up this card, please wait for 15 minutes. We will send someone to recover it. We hope you can cooperate with our work."
"What is American Express Black Card? Have you encountered it before?"
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
The salesperson didn't avoid my eyes at all, and glared back fiercely, as if to say: "How can I have a girlfriend if I'm not even willing to spend 100 yuan? Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly! If you don't pay, your girlfriend will have more money." It’s so shameless!”
Who else could it be? Lowering her head slightly, she saw Xiaoqin pretending to look in another direction. She was holding a shopping bag in one hand, while the other hand was holding a piece of cardboard that had been folded several times. Dear Chairman Mao.
The salesperson didn't avoid my eyes at all, and glared back fiercely, as if to say: "How can I have a girlfriend if I'm not even willing to spend 100 yuan? Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly! If you don't pay, your girlfriend will have more money." It’s so shameless!”
how? Haven't you seen it either? There are people coming and going in this big shopping mall, so there should be a lot of credit cards being handled, right
I've never used it in such a long time, and I almost forgot about it... Let me look for it, and sure enough, it's still in my wallet!
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
The salesperson said in a dreamy tone of admiration.
I felt that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I stopped making things difficult for him and told the truth.
That means: "What are you looking at! I'm not this crazy girl's boyfriend, I'm just an ordinary classmate! She has to pay for the bra herself!"
While I was hesitating, I felt someone poking my thigh with the tip of a finger.
"It's for you." The salesperson handed me the phone with confusion, and I took it with the same confusion.
"In short, no matter what he buys, just treat it as buying it for me! If your service is not good, just wait to receive the summons!"
Who else could it be? Lowering her head slightly, she saw Xiaoqin pretending to look in another direction. She was holding a shopping bag in one hand, while the other hand was holding a piece of cardboard that had been folded several times. Dear Chairman Mao.
"In order for you to better enjoy our company's services, let me explain to you briefly: there is no overdraft limit on the American Express Black Card. You can use it freely within the scope permitted by the law. You only need to sign your name when verifying the signature. This The company's customer service departments are located around the world. If you encounter personal problems, you can turn to them for help and we will do our best to meet your requirements."
The joke was almost over, and it seemed like it was time to tell the truth. If I was beaten up by a crowd for no apparent reason later, it would be more of a loss than a gain.
"Excuse me for asking: Did you pick up this credit card?"
Finally, I finally used the so-called "King of Cards" to buy a 100 yuan bra for Xiaoqin.
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
With the help of the cover of the counter, she tried to secretly hand the piece of paper to me from an angle that the salesperson could not see at all.
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
With the help of the cover of the counter, she tried to secretly hand the piece of paper to me from an angle that the salesperson could not see at all.
The saleswoman blinked her eyes as if dreaming, the cold card still held in her hand.
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
Why are you going to such unnecessary lengths! Are you worried that I don’t have any money and it will be embarrassing if the salesperson stares at me? Since you are so worried, why don't you just give the money to the salesperson? Why do you have to pass it through my hands
how? Haven't you seen it either? There are people coming and going in this big shopping mall, so there should be a lot of credit cards being handled, right
After the salesperson finished speaking, he looked at me intently.
When I put the titanium alloy black card into my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
I handed the credit card to the salesperson. She was obviously taken aback and turned it over in her hand several times.
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
"Even Miss Emily does not fully meet the invitation qualifications based on her own strength. We took her mother into consideration before she could get the right to use this card."
The salesperson answered the phone skillfully, "Hello, this is the Flamingo Underwear Store..."
"I can lend my card to anyone I want! Why are you meddling in other people's business! I'll ask my mother to hire a lawyer to sue you!"
But since I didn’t pick up or steal this card, I wasn’t particularly worried. Instead, I just wanted to watch the fun.
Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked me.
Don't be stupid! I won't do it next! It's not that I'm reluctant to spend money for you, what worries me is what other people think after I spend money for you!
Suddenly she froze, probably recalling that I might not be the legal owner of this card, and maybe it would be taken away later, right
"The application conditions are so stringent, and the treatment enjoyed by cardholders is naturally superior to others. As long as you hold it, you will enjoy the meticulous service of our company no matter where you are in the world. Of course, you must be a legal user. …”
Is it okay to give such an expensive card to anyone? Isn't she afraid that after I know there is no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive it around the Diaoyu Islands
"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a great job of delaying time just now!"
After talking to the person on the other end of the phone for a few words, the salesperson's expression changed.
Suddenly an idea struck me, and I remembered the black credit card Amy had given me to use.
Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Could it be that because I wanted to forge a signature, I just called and came to my door? its not right! I was just thinking about it in my mind. It’s not a fait accompli yet. Your terminal also functions as a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB!
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
"I am the American Express Commissioner responsible for mainland China affairs. My surname is Wang. You can just call me Commissioner Wang. If my guess is wrong, please forgive me. However, according to the conversation I just had with the saleswoman, I am with you. Isn’t it Miss Emily who is here to shop?”
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
I felt that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I stopped making things difficult for him and told the truth.
I've never used it in such a long time, and I almost forgot about it... Let me look for it, and sure enough, it's still in my wallet!
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
Maybe the mobile phone number I gave was exactly the same as the one recorded in the customer information. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and contacted Amy using the other phone on the desk.
The implication is that because he doesn't know me, I can't be the owner of the credit card.
"In order for you to better enjoy our company's services, let me explain to you briefly: there is no overdraft limit on the American Express Black Card. You can use it freely within the scope permitted by the law. You only need to sign your name when verifying the signature. This The company's customer service departments are located around the world. If you encounter personal problems, you can turn to them for help and we will do our best to meet your requirements."
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
I can vaguely hear a few words with a relatively high volume:
Just use this card! In this case, it’s not me spending money on your behalf, but Amy paying you a salary for copying the Bible!
I've never used it in such a long time, and I almost forgot about it... Let me look for it, and sure enough, it's still in my wallet!
Don't get me wrong! I just pay you your salary! I don't want anything to do with you! Not even economic relations!
Although Commissioner Wang tried his best to lower his volume and did not want me to hear the conversation between him and Amy, Amy did not cooperate with him at all, and her ultra-high-frequency sharp voice kept sounding. Even here, I can feel her anger. heat.
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
"Who is he to me? ... Probably a valet, no, you can think of it as my butler! Ah! Damn it, I have something urgent here, I can't talk to you anymore!"
The salesperson said in a dreamy tone of admiration.
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
"The application conditions are so stringent, and the treatment enjoyed by cardholders is naturally superior to others. As long as you hold it, you will enjoy the meticulous service of our company no matter where you are in the world. Of course, you must be a legal user. …”
By the way, this card is really cool to the touch! What kind of metal is it made of
She held her breath and examined the black card again, her eyes focused as if Gollum was looking at the Lord of the Rings.
Suddenly an idea struck me, and I remembered the black credit card Amy had given me to use.
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
"I can lend my card to anyone I want! Why are you meddling in other people's business! I'll ask my mother to hire a lawyer to sue you!"
"Yes! I lent it to him! His name? Why don't you ask yourself? Don't you say that customers come first? Now he is your customer, just go and serve him!"
I still remember Amy said that her mother helped apply for this card, so should I actually sign her mother’s name? Where can I meet her mother
The expression on his face looked a little embarrassed, but it was quickly covered by a sweet feeling of happiness.
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
I handed the credit card to the salesperson. She was obviously taken aback and turned it over in her hand several times.
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
The expression on his face looked a little embarrassed, but it was quickly covered by a sweet feeling of happiness.
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
how? Haven't you seen it either? There are people coming and going in this big shopping mall, so there should be a lot of credit cards being handled, right
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
"Classmate Ye Lin, what's going on? Are you in trouble?"
Suddenly I remembered that Xing Xing told me that mainland China is not very strict about credit card signature verification. Once when he was buying something, he deliberately signed "Big Big Wolf" in consecutive strokes and it actually passed.
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a great job of delaying time just now!"
The salesperson said in a dreamy tone of admiration.
Xiaoqin was a little surprised when she saw me taking out my credit card, and then she put Chairman Mao, who had been playing with it for a long time, back in her pocket.
Xiaoqin was a little surprised when she saw me taking out my credit card, and then she put Chairman Mao, who had been playing with it for a long time, back in her pocket.
Just as he was about to follow the plan, the phone on the counter rang.
"Thank you. Your simple information has been entered into the computer. We will treat you as a customer with the same rights of use as Miss Emily and provide you with high-quality services."
The expression on his face looked a little embarrassed, but it was quickly covered by a sweet feeling of happiness.
"The application conditions are so stringent, and the treatment enjoyed by cardholders is naturally superior to others. As long as you hold it, you will enjoy the meticulous service of our company no matter where you are in the world. Of course, you must be a legal user. …”
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
I can vaguely hear a few words with a relatively high volume:
Don't get me wrong! I just pay you your salary! I don't want anything to do with you! Not even economic relations!
I glanced behind me with the corner of my eye, and sure enough, there were two big-bodied security guards in black clothes staring at my back.
The salesperson answered the phone skillfully, "Hello, this is the Flamingo Underwear Store..."
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
Xiaoqin was a little surprised when she saw me taking out my credit card, and then she put Chairman Mao, who had been playing with it for a long time, back in her pocket.
By this time the saleswoman had already swiped the card on the terminal. She frowned and took out a pen for me to sign.
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
"It feels really cool. I heard it's made of titanium..."
The implication is that because he doesn't know me, I can't be the owner of the credit card.
In fact, there's nothing wrong with me paying. Let's not talk about anything else. Just for Xiaoqin's salary for copying the Bible, I owe her several thousand yuan.
So I'm more interested in the value of this credit card than the bank thugs who will soon arrive.
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
Ah, I was negligent. Although the credit card does not require a password, it does need to verify the signature. Whose name should I sign
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
For some reason, I especially don’t want to be looked down upon by Amy, as if my position in her mind is very important.
"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a great job of delaying time just now!"
Sign Amy's name? Or did she use Emily's stage name when she applied for this card? Moreover, her signature should be in English, right
Who else could it be? Lowering her head slightly, she saw Xiaoqin pretending to look in another direction. She was holding a shopping bag in one hand, while the other hand was holding a piece of cardboard that had been folded several times. Dear Chairman Mao.
"Who is he to me? ... Probably a valet, no, you can think of it as my butler! Ah! Damn it, I have something urgent here, I can't talk to you anymore!"
I still remember Amy said that her mother helped apply for this card, so should I actually sign her mother’s name? Where can I meet her mother
"Yes! I lent it to him! His name? Why don't you ask yourself? Don't you say that customers come first? Now he is your customer, just go and serve him!"
So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that Amy lent me this card. If you don’t believe me, you can call her cell phone.
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
You do things carelessly! Amy is definitely a pig teammate! What should I do now
"Classmate Ye Lin, what's going on? Are you in trouble?"
"Excuse me for asking: Did you pick up this credit card?"
After walking out of Henderson Building, Xiaoqin asked me with a smile if I could take her home. If I was willing to take her home, she would show me her new underwear.
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
Suddenly I remembered that Xing Xing told me that mainland China is not very strict about credit card signature verification. Once when he was buying something, he deliberately signed "Big Big Wolf" in consecutive strokes and it actually passed.
"Even Miss Emily does not fully meet the invitation qualifications based on her own strength. We took her mother into consideration before she could get the right to use this card."
"The application conditions are so stringent, and the treatment enjoyed by cardholders is naturally superior to others. As long as you hold it, you will enjoy the meticulous service of our company no matter where you are in the world. Of course, you must be a legal user. …”
After the salesperson finished speaking, he looked at me intently.
Okay, in that case, I’ll just use continuous brushwork too! What should I sign with a continuous pen? Just write adidas! Because some sports equipment is from the Adidas brand, this is one of the few English words I can memorize!
Xiaoqin was a little surprised when she saw me taking out my credit card, and then she put Chairman Mao, who had been playing with it for a long time, back in her pocket.
Just as he was about to follow the plan, the phone on the counter rang.
It’s not that I have a high consciousness, I just feel that if I spend money on myself, as a Chinese person, I will be looked down upon by American girls.
"Hello?"
She held her breath and examined the black card again, her eyes focused as if Gollum was looking at the Lord of the Rings.
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
Just as he was about to follow the plan, the phone on the counter rang.
Just use this card! In this case, it’s not me spending money on your behalf, but Amy paying you a salary for copying the Bible!
That means: "What are you looking at! I'm not this crazy girl's boyfriend, I'm just an ordinary classmate! She has to pay for the bra herself!"
"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a great job of delaying time just now!"
Is it okay to give such an expensive card to anyone? Isn't she afraid that after I know there is no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive it around the Diaoyu Islands
The salesperson answered the phone skillfully, "Hello, this is the Flamingo Underwear Store..."
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked me.
After talking to the person on the other end of the phone for a few words, the salesperson's expression changed.
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
The saleswoman blinked her eyes as if dreaming, the cold card still held in her hand.
Why are you going to such unnecessary lengths! Are you worried that I don’t have any money and it will be embarrassing if the salesperson stares at me? Since you are so worried, why don't you just give the money to the salesperson? Why do you have to pass it through my hands
The joke was almost over, and it seemed like it was time to tell the truth. If I was beaten up by a crowd for no apparent reason later, it would be more of a loss than a gain.
Suddenly an idea struck me, and I remembered the black credit card Amy had given me to use.
After talking to the person on the other end of the phone for a few words, the salesperson's expression changed.
"It's for you." The salesperson handed me the phone with confusion, and I took it with the same confusion.
The expression on his face looked a little embarrassed, but it was quickly covered by a sweet feeling of happiness.
Is it okay to give such an expensive card to anyone? Isn't she afraid that after I know there is no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive it around the Diaoyu Islands
"Hello?"
how? Haven't you seen it either? There are people coming and going in this big shopping mall, so there should be a lot of credit cards being handled, right
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
"What is American Express Black Card? Have you encountered it before?"
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked me.
Just as he was about to follow the plan, the phone on the counter rang.
The deep and steady voice of a middle-aged man came from the microphone.
Don't get me wrong! I just pay you your salary! I don't want anything to do with you! Not even economic relations!
"Hey, why do you say that I picked up this card? If I don't cooperate with you, what can you do to me?"
"Excuse me for asking: Did you pick up this credit card?"
"I am the American Express Commissioner responsible for mainland China affairs. My surname is Wang. You can just call me Commissioner Wang. If my guess is wrong, please forgive me. However, according to the conversation I just had with the saleswoman, I am with you. Isn’t it Miss Emily who is here to shop?”
I still remember Amy said that her mother helped apply for this card, so should I actually sign her mother’s name? Where can I meet her mother
It actually made me a little embarrassed that he trusted me, a stranger, so much.
"It's for you." The salesperson handed me the phone with confusion, and I took it with the same confusion.
Don't get me wrong! I just pay you your salary! I don't want anything to do with you! Not even economic relations!
Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Could it be that because I wanted to forge a signature, I just called and came to my door? its not right! I was just thinking about it in my mind. It’s not a fait accompli yet. Your terminal also functions as a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB!
But since I didn’t pick up or steal this card, I wasn’t particularly worried. Instead, I just wanted to watch the fun.
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
"It's for you." The salesperson handed me the phone with confusion, and I took it with the same confusion.
"I am the American Express Commissioner responsible for mainland China affairs. My surname is Wang. You can just call me Commissioner Wang. If my guess is wrong, please forgive me. However, according to the conversation I just had with the saleswoman, I am with you. Isn’t it Miss Emily who is here to shop?”
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
Suddenly I remembered that Xing Xing told me that mainland China is not very strict about credit card signature verification. Once when he was buying something, he deliberately signed "Big Big Wolf" in consecutive strokes and it actually passed.
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
I glanced behind me with the corner of my eye, and sure enough, there were two big-bodied security guards in black clothes staring at my back.
When I put the titanium alloy black card into my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!
"If you just accidentally picked up this card, please wait for 15 minutes. We will send someone to recover it. We hope you can cooperate with our work."
That means: "What are you looking at! I'm not this crazy girl's boyfriend, I'm just an ordinary classmate! She has to pay for the bra herself!"
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
Finally, I finally used the so-called "King of Cards" to buy a 100 yuan bra for Xiaoqin.
"Hey, why do you say that I picked up this card? If I don't cooperate with you, what can you do to me?"
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
"Thank you. Your simple information has been entered into the computer. We will treat you as a customer with the same rights of use as Miss Emily and provide you with high-quality services."
Don't be stupid! I won't do it next! It's not that I'm reluctant to spend money for you, what worries me is what other people think after I spend money for you!
Amy scolded Commissioner Wang bloody on the other end of the phone.
I've never used it in such a long time, and I almost forgot about it... Let me look for it, and sure enough, it's still in my wallet!
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
"It feels really cool. I heard it's made of titanium..."
Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.
Suddenly she froze, probably recalling that I might not be the legal owner of this card, and maybe it would be taken away later, right
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
"Sir, the credit card you are using is not an ordinary credit card. It is an American Express black card that can only be used by very few successful people. Some people also call it the 'King of Cards'. It is not something that just anyone can apply for. It must be done by us. To select qualifications, we need to take the initiative to send out invitations - so we have a very comprehensive grasp of the customer's information."
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was cautious and made a lot of compensation to me. The security guard of the shopping mall was quickly called away by the department manager. It seemed that American Express was quite efficient in its work.
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
The implication is that because he doesn't know me, I can't be the owner of the credit card.
After clearing the money and goods, Xiaoqin happily walked out of the store holding her shopping bags. She showed little interest in the American Express black card, which has no overdraft limit and can be swiped to buy flights, and did not ask where I got it.
Suddenly an idea struck me, and I remembered the black credit card Amy had given me to use.
"Even Miss Emily does not fully meet the invitation qualifications based on her own strength. We took her mother into consideration before she could get the right to use this card."
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
I felt that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I stopped making things difficult for him and told the truth.
In fact, there's nothing wrong with me paying. Let's not talk about anything else. Just for Xiaoqin's salary for copying the Bible, I owe her several thousand yuan.
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
The joke was almost over, and it seemed like it was time to tell the truth. If I was beaten up by a crowd for no apparent reason later, it would be more of a loss than a gain.
By the way, this card is really cool to the touch! What kind of metal is it made of
"The application conditions are so stringent, and the treatment enjoyed by cardholders is naturally superior to others. As long as you hold it, you will enjoy the meticulous service of our company no matter where you are in the world. Of course, you must be a legal user. …”
I felt that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I stopped making things difficult for him and told the truth.
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
I suddenly realized that the reason Commissioner Wang told me so much was actually to delay time.
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
But since I didn’t pick up or steal this card, I wasn’t particularly worried. Instead, I just wanted to watch the fun.
So I gave the salesperson a bad look.
So I gave the salesperson a bad look.
It actually made me a little embarrassed that he trusted me, a stranger, so much.
Maybe the mobile phone number I gave was exactly the same as the one recorded in the customer information. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and contacted Amy using the other phone on the desk.
"I can lend my card to anyone I want! Why are you meddling in other people's business! I'll ask my mother to hire a lawyer to sue you!"
But since I didn’t pick up or steal this card, I wasn’t particularly worried. Instead, I just wanted to watch the fun.
The salesperson didn't avoid my eyes at all, and glared back fiercely, as if to say: "How can I have a girlfriend if I'm not even willing to spend 100 yuan? Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly! If you don't pay, your girlfriend will have more money." It’s so shameless!”
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
The joke was almost over, and it seemed like it was time to tell the truth. If I was beaten up by a crowd for no apparent reason later, it would be more of a loss than a gain.
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
Suddenly an idea struck me, and I remembered the black credit card Amy had given me to use.
Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
So I'm more interested in the value of this credit card than the bank thugs who will soon arrive.
Sign Amy's name? Or did she use Emily's stage name when she applied for this card? Moreover, her signature should be in English, right
I felt that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I stopped making things difficult for him and told the truth.
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
The implication is that because he doesn't know me, I can't be the owner of the credit card.
"Hey, why do you say that I picked up this card? If I don't cooperate with you, what can you do to me?"
I covered the phone receiver and asked the salesperson who stood there for a long time:
Amy scolded Commissioner Wang bloody on the other end of the phone.
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
"It feels really cool. I heard it's made of titanium..."
By the way, this card is really cool to the touch! What kind of metal is it made of
"What is American Express Black Card? Have you encountered it before?"
"Hey, why do you say that I picked up this card? If I don't cooperate with you, what can you do to me?"
"In order for you to better enjoy our company's services, let me explain to you briefly: there is no overdraft limit on the American Express Black Card. You can use it freely within the scope permitted by the law. You only need to sign your name when verifying the signature. This The company's customer service departments are located around the world. If you encounter personal problems, you can turn to them for help and we will do our best to meet your requirements."
So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that Amy lent me this card. If you don’t believe me, you can call her cell phone.
I covered the phone receiver and asked the salesperson who stood there for a long time:
The saleswoman blinked her eyes as if dreaming, the cold card still held in her hand.
"If you just accidentally picked up this card, please wait for 15 minutes. We will send someone to recover it. We hope you can cooperate with our work."
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
"The application conditions are so stringent, and the treatment enjoyed by cardholders is naturally superior to others. As long as you hold it, you will enjoy the meticulous service of our company no matter where you are in the world. Of course, you must be a legal user. …”
It’s not that I have a high consciousness, I just feel that if I spend money on myself, as a Chinese person, I will be looked down upon by American girls.
Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was cautious and made a lot of compensation to me. The security guard of the shopping mall was quickly called away by the department manager. It seemed that American Express was quite efficient in its work.
Okay, in that case, I’ll just use continuous brushwork too! What should I sign with a continuous pen? Just write adidas! Because some sports equipment is from the Adidas brand, this is one of the few English words I can memorize!
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
The implication is that because he doesn't know me, I can't be the owner of the credit card.
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
I still remember Amy said that her mother helped apply for this card, so should I actually sign her mother’s name? Where can I meet her mother
She held her breath and examined the black card again, her eyes focused as if Gollum was looking at the Lord of the Rings.
Don't get me wrong! I just pay you your salary! I don't want anything to do with you! Not even economic relations!
"In short, no matter what he buys, just treat it as buying it for me! If your service is not good, just wait to receive the summons!"
Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was cautious and made a lot of compensation to me. The security guard of the shopping mall was quickly called away by the department manager. It seemed that American Express was quite efficient in its work.
"It feels really cool. I heard it's made of titanium..."
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
Although Commissioner Wang tried his best to lower his volume and did not want me to hear the conversation between him and Amy, Amy did not cooperate with him at all, and her ultra-high-frequency sharp voice kept sounding. Even here, I can feel her anger. heat.
Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.
"Hello?"
"Even Miss Emily does not fully meet the invitation qualifications based on her own strength. We took her mother into consideration before she could get the right to use this card."
The salesperson said in a dreamy tone of admiration.
I felt that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I stopped making things difficult for him and told the truth.
Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.
Suddenly she froze, probably recalling that I might not be the legal owner of this card, and maybe it would be taken away later, right
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
By this time the saleswoman had already swiped the card on the terminal. She frowned and took out a pen for me to sign.
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that Amy lent me this card. If you don’t believe me, you can call her cell phone.
Okay, in that case, I’ll just use continuous brushwork too! What should I sign with a continuous pen? Just write adidas! Because some sports equipment is from the Adidas brand, this is one of the few English words I can memorize!
"Classmate Ye Lin, what's going on? Are you in trouble?"
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
Suddenly I remembered that Xing Xing told me that mainland China is not very strict about credit card signature verification. Once when he was buying something, he deliberately signed "Big Big Wolf" in consecutive strokes and it actually passed.
That means: "What are you looking at! I'm not this crazy girl's boyfriend, I'm just an ordinary classmate! She has to pay for the bra herself!"
The deep and steady voice of a middle-aged man came from the microphone.
Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked me.
how? Haven't you seen it either? There are people coming and going in this big shopping mall, so there should be a lot of credit cards being handled, right
"It feels really cool. I heard it's made of titanium..."
I've never used it in such a long time, and I almost forgot about it... Let me look for it, and sure enough, it's still in my wallet!
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
You do things carelessly! Amy is definitely a pig teammate! What should I do now
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Could it be that because I wanted to forge a signature, I just called and came to my door? its not right! I was just thinking about it in my mind. It’s not a fait accompli yet. Your terminal also functions as a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB!
The salesperson answered the phone skillfully, "Hello, this is the Flamingo Underwear Store..."
"It's okay, I can handle it!"
The saleswoman blinked her eyes as if dreaming, the cold card still held in her hand.
By this time the saleswoman had already swiped the card on the terminal. She frowned and took out a pen for me to sign.
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
I replied, then picked up the receiver again.
I secretly swore that I would not use this card to satisfy my own selfish desires. Today's action was just to pay Xiaoqin's salary. In the future, this card will only be used for matters related to Amy.
Although Commissioner Wang tried his best to lower his volume and did not want me to hear the conversation between him and Amy, Amy did not cooperate with him at all, and her ultra-high-frequency sharp voice kept sounding. Even here, I can feel her anger. heat.
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
I replied, then picked up the receiver again.
I covered the phone receiver and asked the salesperson who stood there for a long time:
"If you just accidentally picked up this card, please wait for 15 minutes. We will send someone to recover it. We hope you can cooperate with our work."
"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a great job of delaying time just now!"
Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Could it be that because I wanted to forge a signature, I just called and came to my door? its not right! I was just thinking about it in my mind. It’s not a fait accompli yet. Your terminal also functions as a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB!
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
Suddenly she froze, probably recalling that I might not be the legal owner of this card, and maybe it would be taken away later, right
For some reason, I especially don’t want to be looked down upon by Amy, as if my position in her mind is very important.
"Even Miss Emily does not fully meet the invitation qualifications based on her own strength. We took her mother into consideration before she could get the right to use this card."
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that Amy lent me this card. If you don’t believe me, you can call her cell phone.
Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was cautious and made a lot of compensation to me. The security guard of the shopping mall was quickly called away by the department manager. It seemed that American Express was quite efficient in its work.
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
So I gave the salesperson a bad look.
I glanced behind me with the corner of my eye, and sure enough, there were two big-bodied security guards in black clothes staring at my back.
I secretly swore that I would not use this card to satisfy my own selfish desires. Today's action was just to pay Xiaoqin's salary. In the future, this card will only be used for matters related to Amy.
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
The joke was almost over, and it seemed like it was time to tell the truth. If I was beaten up by a crowd for no apparent reason later, it would be more of a loss than a gain.
Isn't it a bit overkill? When the salesperson returned the card to me, he opened his mouth as if he had exhausted all his strength.
Just as he was about to follow the plan, the phone on the counter rang.
You do things carelessly! Amy is definitely a pig teammate! What should I do now
Don't get me wrong! I just pay you your salary! I don't want anything to do with you! Not even economic relations!
"Thank you. Your simple information has been entered into the computer. We will treat you as a customer with the same rights of use as Miss Emily and provide you with high-quality services."
Sign Amy's name? Or did she use Emily's stage name when she applied for this card? Moreover, her signature should be in English, right
So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that Amy lent me this card. If you don’t believe me, you can call her cell phone.
For some reason, I especially don’t want to be looked down upon by Amy, as if my position in her mind is very important.
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a great job of delaying time just now!"
Maybe the mobile phone number I gave was exactly the same as the one recorded in the customer information. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and contacted Amy using the other phone on the desk.
Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
Although Commissioner Wang tried his best to lower his volume and did not want me to hear the conversation between him and Amy, Amy did not cooperate with him at all, and her ultra-high-frequency sharp voice kept sounding. Even here, I can feel her anger. heat.
For some reason, I especially don’t want to be looked down upon by Amy, as if my position in her mind is very important.
Although Commissioner Wang tried his best to lower his volume and did not want me to hear the conversation between him and Amy, Amy did not cooperate with him at all, and her ultra-high-frequency sharp voice kept sounding. Even here, I can feel her anger. heat.
"Who is he to me? ... Probably a valet, no, you can think of it as my butler! Ah! Damn it, I have something urgent here, I can't talk to you anymore!"
"Sir, the credit card you are using is not an ordinary credit card. It is an American Express black card that can only be used by very few successful people. Some people also call it the 'King of Cards'. It is not something that just anyone can apply for. It must be done by us. To select qualifications, we need to take the initiative to send out invitations - so we have a very comprehensive grasp of the customer's information."
"In order for you to better enjoy our company's services, let me explain to you briefly: there is no overdraft limit on the American Express Black Card. You can use it freely within the scope permitted by the law. You only need to sign your name when verifying the signature. This The company's customer service departments are located around the world. If you encounter personal problems, you can turn to them for help and we will do our best to meet your requirements."
Amy scolded Commissioner Wang bloody on the other end of the phone.
Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Could it be that because I wanted to forge a signature, I just called and came to my door? its not right! I was just thinking about it in my mind. It’s not a fait accompli yet. Your terminal also functions as a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB!
Don't get me wrong! I just pay you your salary! I don't want anything to do with you! Not even economic relations!
Why are you going to such unnecessary lengths! Are you worried that I don’t have any money and it will be embarrassing if the salesperson stares at me? Since you are so worried, why don't you just give the money to the salesperson? Why do you have to pass it through my hands
After talking to the person on the other end of the phone for a few words, the salesperson's expression changed.
"What is American Express Black Card? Have you encountered it before?"
I can vaguely hear a few words with a relatively high volume:
Just as he was about to follow the plan, the phone on the counter rang.
I still remember Amy said that her mother helped apply for this card, so should I actually sign her mother’s name? Where can I meet her mother
"I can lend my card to anyone I want! Why are you meddling in other people's business! I'll ask my mother to hire a lawyer to sue you!"
She held her breath and examined the black card again, her eyes focused as if Gollum was looking at the Lord of the Rings.
Why are you going to such unnecessary lengths! Are you worried that I don’t have any money and it will be embarrassing if the salesperson stares at me? Since you are so worried, why don't you just give the money to the salesperson? Why do you have to pass it through my hands
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
"It's okay, I can handle it!"
So I gave the salesperson a bad look.
"Even Miss Emily does not fully meet the invitation qualifications based on her own strength. We took her mother into consideration before she could get the right to use this card."
"What is American Express Black Card? Have you encountered it before?"
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
"Yes! I lent it to him! His name? Why don't you ask yourself? Don't you say that customers come first? Now he is your customer, just go and serve him!"
The implication is that because he doesn't know me, I can't be the owner of the credit card.
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
Okay, in that case, I’ll just use continuous brushwork too! What should I sign with a continuous pen? Just write adidas! Because some sports equipment is from the Adidas brand, this is one of the few English words I can memorize!
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
With the help of the cover of the counter, she tried to secretly hand the piece of paper to me from an angle that the salesperson could not see at all.
After clearing the money and goods, Xiaoqin happily walked out of the store holding her shopping bags. She showed little interest in the American Express black card, which has no overdraft limit and can be swiped to buy flights, and did not ask where I got it.
Xiaoqin tilted her head slightly and asked me.
"Who is he to me? ... Probably a valet, no, you can think of it as my butler! Ah! Damn it, I have something urgent here, I can't talk to you anymore!"
For some reason, I especially don’t want to be looked down upon by Amy, as if my position in her mind is very important.
By this time the saleswoman had already swiped the card on the terminal. She frowned and took out a pen for me to sign.
"In short, no matter what he buys, just treat it as buying it for me! If your service is not good, just wait to receive the summons!"
So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that Amy lent me this card. If you don’t believe me, you can call her cell phone.
While I was hesitating, I felt someone poking my thigh with the tip of a finger.
By this time the saleswoman had already swiped the card on the terminal. She frowned and took out a pen for me to sign.
Don't be stupid! I won't do it next! It's not that I'm reluctant to spend money for you, what worries me is what other people think after I spend money for you!
When Commissioner Wang came back to talk to me, I heard him licking his lips several times on the other side of the receiver.
So I gave the salesperson a bad look.
"It feels really cool. I heard it's made of titanium..."
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
The expression on his face looked a little embarrassed, but it was quickly covered by a sweet feeling of happiness.
The salesperson didn't avoid my eyes at all, and glared back fiercely, as if to say: "How can I have a girlfriend if I'm not even willing to spend 100 yuan? Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly! If you don't pay, your girlfriend will have more money." It’s so shameless!”
Do you really want me to pay for you (even if it is taken out of your wallet)? Even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks you are my girlfriend, what good will it do to you? Do you think it's a vote? Once enough people support you, will you really become my girlfriend
With the help of the cover of the counter, she tried to secretly hand the piece of paper to me from an angle that the salesperson could not see at all.
Is it okay to give such an expensive card to anyone? Isn't she afraid that after I know there is no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive it around the Diaoyu Islands
"If you just accidentally picked up this card, please wait for 15 minutes. We will send someone to recover it. We hope you can cooperate with our work."
"In short, no matter what he buys, just treat it as buying it for me! If your service is not good, just wait to receive the summons!"
I felt that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Amy, so I stopped making things difficult for him and told the truth.
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
"It feels really cool. I heard it's made of titanium..."
While I was hesitating, I felt someone poking my thigh with the tip of a finger.
Although Commissioner Wang tried his best to lower his volume and did not want me to hear the conversation between him and Amy, Amy did not cooperate with him at all, and her ultra-high-frequency sharp voice kept sounding. Even here, I can feel her anger. heat.
"Thank you. Your simple information has been entered into the computer. We will treat you as a customer with the same rights of use as Miss Emily and provide you with high-quality services."
The expression on his face looked a little embarrassed, but it was quickly covered by a sweet feeling of happiness.
I covered the phone receiver and asked the salesperson who stood there for a long time:
"In order for you to better enjoy our company's services, let me explain to you briefly: there is no overdraft limit on the American Express Black Card. You can use it freely within the scope permitted by the law. You only need to sign your name when verifying the signature. This The company's customer service departments are located around the world. If you encounter personal problems, you can turn to them for help and we will do our best to meet your requirements."
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
Suddenly I remembered that Xing Xing told me that mainland China is not very strict about credit card signature verification. Once when he was buying something, he deliberately signed "Big Big Wolf" in consecutive strokes and it actually passed.
The salesperson said in a dreamy tone of admiration.
So I'm more interested in the value of this credit card than the bank thugs who will soon arrive.
I suddenly realized that the reason Commissioner Wang told me so much was actually to delay time.
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
Because Amy threatened to sue him, he was cautious and made a lot of compensation to me. The security guard of the shopping mall was quickly called away by the department manager. It seemed that American Express was quite efficient in its work.
The salesperson answered the phone skillfully, "Hello, this is the Flamingo Underwear Store..."
The deep and steady voice of a middle-aged man came from the microphone.
After a while, dozens of strong men surrounded me, but it turns out that I came here for nothing. Isn't it quite a comedy
I replied, then picked up the receiver again.
A creature like a loving boyfriend is not only a laborer, but also acts as a cash machine!
So I smiled and told Commissioner Wang that Amy lent me this card. If you don’t believe me, you can call her cell phone.
You do things carelessly! Amy is definitely a pig teammate! What should I do now
Finally, I finally used the so-called "King of Cards" to buy a 100 yuan bra for Xiaoqin.
I secretly swore that I would not use this card to satisfy my own selfish desires. Today's action was just to pay Xiaoqin's salary. In the future, this card will only be used for matters related to Amy.
But the salesperson couldn't possibly know the inside story. If I paid directly without saying anything, it would have confirmed my view that I was Xiaoqin's boyfriend.
I glanced behind me with the corner of my eye, and sure enough, there were two big-bodied security guards in black clothes staring at my back.
Sign Amy's name? Or did she use Emily's stage name when she applied for this card? Moreover, her signature should be in English, right
"Thank you. Your simple information has been entered into the computer. We will treat you as a customer with the same rights of use as Miss Emily and provide you with high-quality services."
"Excuse me for asking: Did you pick up this credit card?"
Isn't it a bit overkill? When the salesperson returned the card to me, he opened his mouth as if he had exhausted all his strength.
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
So I gave the salesperson a bad look.
After clearing the money and goods, Xiaoqin happily walked out of the store holding her shopping bags. She showed little interest in the American Express black card, which has no overdraft limit and can be swiped to buy flights, and did not ask where I got it.
Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.
While I was hesitating, I felt someone poking my thigh with the tip of a finger.
I've never used it in such a long time, and I almost forgot about it... Let me look for it, and sure enough, it's still in my wallet!
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
"Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a great job of delaying time just now!"
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
"Who is he to me? ... Probably a valet, no, you can think of it as my butler! Ah! Damn it, I have something urgent here, I can't talk to you anymore!"
I covered the phone receiver and asked the salesperson who stood there for a long time:
It’s not that I have a high consciousness, I just feel that if I spend money on myself, as a Chinese person, I will be looked down upon by American girls.
When I put the titanium alloy black card into my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!
"Really... is it really the American Express Black Card? I have only heard people talk about it before, but I have never seen it with my own eyes... Even among Hong Kong movie stars, only Tony Leung seems to have used it... "
When I put the titanium alloy black card into my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!
While I was hesitating, I felt someone poking my thigh with the tip of a finger.
Don't be stupid! I won't do it next! It's not that I'm reluctant to spend money for you, what worries me is what other people think after I spend money for you!
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
"It's for you." The salesperson handed me the phone with confusion, and I took it with the same confusion.
Is it okay to give such an expensive card to anyone? Isn't she afraid that after I know there is no overdraft limit, I will buy an aircraft carrier and drive it around the Diaoyu Islands
how? Haven't you seen it either? There are people coming and going in this big shopping mall, so there should be a lot of credit cards being handled, right
The salesperson answered the phone skillfully, "Hello, this is the Flamingo Underwear Store..."
After walking out of Henderson Building, Xiaoqin asked me with a smile if I could take her home. If I was willing to take her home, she would show me her new underwear.
"Yes! I lent it to him! His name? Why don't you ask yourself? Don't you say that customers come first? Now he is your customer, just go and serve him!"
Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment.
It actually made me a little embarrassed that he trusted me, a stranger, so much.
"The total is 102 yuan. I will wipe off the fraction of 2 yuan for you. Thank you for your patronage."
After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I could contact him directly when the time came.
I secretly swore that I would not use this card to satisfy my own selfish desires. Today's action was just to pay Xiaoqin's salary. In the future, this card will only be used for matters related to Amy.
When I put the titanium alloy black card into my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!
Amy scolded Commissioner Wang bloody on the other end of the phone.
The saleswoman blinked her eyes as if dreaming, the cold card still held in her hand.
When I put the titanium alloy black card into my wallet, I couldn't help but think: Amy really gave me something amazing!
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
Suddenly she froze, probably recalling that I might not be the legal owner of this card, and maybe it would be taken away later, right
Suddenly I remembered that Xing Xing told me that mainland China is not very strict about credit card signature verification. Once when he was buying something, he deliberately signed "Big Big Wolf" in consecutive strokes and it actually passed.
It’s not that I have a high consciousness, I just feel that if I spend money on myself, as a Chinese person, I will be looked down upon by American girls.
Suddenly an idea struck me, and I remembered the black credit card Amy had given me to use.
The salesperson didn't avoid my eyes at all, and glared back fiercely, as if to say: "How can I have a girlfriend if I'm not even willing to spend 100 yuan? Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly! If you don't pay, your girlfriend will have more money." It’s so shameless!”
After talking to the person on the other end of the phone for a few words, the salesperson's expression changed.
Although he used all honorifics when he spoke, his flat and matter-of-fact tone made me very unhappy.
"Who is he to me? ... Probably a valet, no, you can think of it as my butler! Ah! Damn it, I have something urgent here, I can't talk to you anymore!"
While I was hesitating, I felt someone poking my thigh with the tip of a finger.
Why are you going to such unnecessary lengths! Are you worried that I don’t have any money and it will be embarrassing if the salesperson stares at me? Since you are so worried, why don't you just give the money to the salesperson? Why do you have to pass it through my hands
"What is American Express Black Card? Have you encountered it before?"
For some reason, I especially don’t want to be looked down upon by Amy, as if my position in her mind is very important.
Why are you going to such unnecessary lengths! Are you worried that I don’t have any money and it will be embarrassing if the salesperson stares at me? Since you are so worried, why don't you just give the money to the salesperson? Why do you have to pass it through my hands
The joke was almost over, and it seemed like it was time to tell the truth. If I was beaten up by a crowd for no apparent reason later, it would be more of a loss than a gain.
Finally, I finally used the so-called "King of Cards" to buy a 100 yuan bra for Xiaoqin.
Seeing that I was ignoring Chairman Mao, Xiaoqin looked up at the sky and whistled. In order to attract my attention, she held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. That movement somehow reminded me of the waving carp. pelvic fin.
"I'm sorry, sir, if it's convenient, could you tell us your name?"
"What is American Express Black Card? Have you encountered it before?"
"Yes! I lent it to him! His name? Why don't you ask yourself? Don't you say that customers come first? Now he is your customer, just go and serve him!"
After walking out of Henderson Building, Xiaoqin asked me with a smile if I could take her home. If I was willing to take her home, she would show me her new underwear.
The person on the other side hesitated for a moment and said, "Sir, you are very smart, why do you do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand over the black card to them. I have just informed the staff of Henderson Building Security guard, if you try to escape now, you will be intercepted."
Maybe the mobile phone number I gave was exactly the same as the one recorded in the customer information. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and contacted Amy using the other phone on the desk.
In fact, there's nothing wrong with me paying. Let's not talk about anything else. Just for Xiaoqin's salary for copying the Bible, I owe her several thousand yuan.
He just kept staring at the shopping bag in his arms, blushing and giggling, immersed in his own world.
After talking to the person on the other end of the phone for a few words, the salesperson's expression changed.
Finally, I finally used the so-called "King of Cards" to buy a 100 yuan bra for Xiaoqin.
Suddenly, I understood why Shu Zhe always felt that he didn't have enough money.
Eh? Is it the bank that issued this credit card? Could it be that because I wanted to forge a signature, I just called and came to my door? its not right! I was just thinking about it in my mind. It’s not a fait accompli yet. Your terminal also functions as a lie detector! Your black technology is too NB!