The squad leader couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It seems that I will soon become an unpopular person in the Hongfu Temple Night Market..."
"Huihui, you are so cruel. I was hurt and you still asked me to help you get something."
Officer Ma complained reluctantly.
"Of course we have nothing to do with them!" Ma Huiyu raised her voice, "We haven't reached the point where we are willing to kill people to save animals! As for bwk, the devil knows what it is!"
"Actually, I personally don't hate that hairstyle," the class monitor unexpectedly thought seriously, "At least it's symmetrical! But wearing double ponytails doesn't give you the dignity of a sister..."
"No, no!" the monitor hurriedly denied with a red face, "We just happened to go to the night market together, just a very ordinary night market!"
On the left is Officer Ma in a gray trench coat, and on the right is her sister-in-law, Ma Huiyu, an activist from the Dongshan City Animal Protection Organization.
This kind of chinchilla is a fantasy creature in Hayao Miyazaki's movie. It is not the South American chipmunk given the same name by Hong Kong people. Its real name should be Dodolo (some versions are also translated as Doudoulong).
Ma Huiyu asked me curiously, pointing to the squad leader whose upper body was covered by the doll.
"Monitor, can you still see the road like this?" I asked with concern when I saw the monitor holding Totoro almost covering his entire face.
Ma Huiyu stared at the squad leader with interest and smiled without saying a word, but Officer Ma said with a gloomy face: "Ye Lin, my informant reported that you are using drugs similar to bwk. Do you have anything to explain to me?"
Through observation along the way, I found that the squad leader actually likes various dolls, but I have never seen her buy them. Maybe it is because as a sister, she likes such things, which is not conducive to establishing prestige in front of her younger brother.
The squad leader, who is always heroic and dashing, unexpectedly likes all kinds of cute things!
The shooting stall owner, who was almost frightened by the cigarette butt in his mouth, must have been thinking this way.
Officer Ma sighed and then changed his words: "Huiyu, that is to say, you have no connection with the Animal Rescue Society, and I don't know where they got the hypnotic drug called bwk from?"
The giant Totoro doll was the size of a fat kid and I suggested that I hold it while the monitor held the Snoopy doll, but the monitor shook her head and she seemed to enjoy wrapping her arms around the waist of the Totoro doll and holding it up The blissful feeling of a giant doll strutting through the crowd.
"It turns out to be Shu Sha!" Ma Huiyu pursed her lips and smiled, "It's been a while, are you two dating?"
"It's okay," I said half-jokingly, "Next time if you change your hairstyle and wear glasses, you can still win a lot of prizes."
As a creature with a pure mind, Totoro may not be willing to stay with the cunning shooting stall owner anymore. After a naughty night wind blew by, half of Totoro's body was hanging outside, and soon the whole body was hanging outside. Except for the tail, which was pressed down by bricks, the body was hanging on the wooden frame.
"What? There were no such rules just now, but now there are more rules after the fight? You can let us hit you again, but you have to remove the brick that is pressing on Totoro's tail! Do you think we didn't see that piece? Bricks?"
At this point, we stopped and distributed the shooting prizes we had just received. Those that could fit into the packaging bags were put into the packaging. The Snoopy dolls and Totoro dolls that could not be packed were discussed on how to hold them.
Officer Ma whispered cautiously: "Huiyu, if you hear news about bwk in the animal protection circle, please inform me as soon as possible. Although the characteristics bwk is showing now are only weak hypnotic drugs, its The main ingredients are very similar to the new drug 'Happy Angel' popular in Mexico, our anti-narcotics team can't be careless!"
"Successful! It fell down!" The onlookers cheered loudly, and the squad leader also let out a sigh of relief. She knew that she was lucky enough to be able to shoot down the Totoro.
This spiral deformation attempts to correct the Totoro doll back to its original standing position (obviously this is impossible), but this force reduces the friction between the Totoro doll and the wooden frame.
I had long been dissatisfied with this bald guy. At this moment, I took a step forward, took the initiative to display my evil face, bared my canine teeth and threatened:
"Take them all away!" The boss took back the rifle in the squad leader's hand and said viciously, "I remember you, and I will never let you play with me again in the future!"
The monitor heard Ma Huiyu's voice and felt it was familiar, so he lowered the Totoro doll and revealed his face.
"Eh? Isn't this Ye Lin?" Ma Huiyu recognized me immediately, while Officer Ma looked at me with a hostile look, as if I was the one who caused his injured left arm.
"Nice to meet you." I nodded slightly to Ma Huiyu and stopped. Although the squad leader didn't understand the situation, he also stopped with me.
The audience also criticized the owner of the shooting booth for being unruly. He originally wanted to talk back to everyone, but seeing me clenching my fists loudly, he knew that he would not get much benefit if he continued like this, so he had to admit that he was unlucky. Seven were dissatisfied and eight resentfully gave away all the prizes including Totoro dolls.
The squad leader and I were walking along the road away from Hongfu Temple when we saw two people who were very familiar to me walking towards us.
The owner of the shooting booth calmly blew out two smoke rings from his nostrils. He knew that there was half a brick on the tail of the giant Totoro doll. Even if the squad leader used continuous fire, it would be impossible to remove it from the wooden stand. Beat it down.
Officer Ma's left hand was in a plaster for some reason and was hung around his neck with a bandage. His right hand was holding a shopping bag filled with various colorful gadgets, like the products Ma Huiyu picked up at the night market.
The squad leader was holding the giant chinchilla and his sight was blocked. He did not see Ma Huiyu, who had stopped a car with him to rescue the dog. Ma Huiyu looked in the direction of the squad leader and could only see the chinchilla but not the other person's face - I was standing tall next to him. Big ones, no place to hide.
"What hairstyle should I change?" the monitor asked in surprise.
"Fall down! Fall down!" the crowd shouted even more enthusiastically.
But the squad leader has made up his mind. In order to punish the evil-minded shooting stall owner, he must knock down the top Totoro doll.
"No way? Is this female student from the SWAT team or something?"
"Did you call me Huihui?" Ma Huiyu said with a sharp mouth, "I am your sister-in-law! You should have stayed at home when you were injured! If you insist on investigating some terrorist incident involving an animal protection organization from me, you won't be punished Who gets tired?"
"Fall down! Fall down!" Most of the people watching here were people who had participated in shooting but had no success. They couldn't help but be very excited when they saw the giant Totoro doll teetering on the top of the wooden frame.
Seeing the squad leader aiming at the giant Totoro doll on the top floor, the owner of the shooting booth breathed a sigh of relief.
The reason why he dared to place a chinchilla with such a large bullet-impacted area on a wooden shelf was because the kinetic energy of plastic bullets could not shake the weight of the giant chinchilla anyway (he also pressed half of the chinchilla's tail Bricks), turning the Totoro doll into a piece of fat that is visible but inedible.
Totoro Dudolo has a big head with two cylindrical ears. Its head hangs outside the wooden frame, and at least one-third of its weight hangs outside.
The chinchilla lived up to expectations, and soon its entire head was hanging outside the wooden frame.
"It's crooked! It's fallen! It's fallen on its side!"
After a long period of aiming, the squad leader pulled the trigger twice as fast as lightning, and two plastic bullets hit Totoro's fat neck almost at the same time.
"Who is that Totoro next to you?"
"How about twin ponytails?" I said while imagining how the squad leader wearing glasses and combed into twin ponytails would feel... It must be sweet and sour!
With a "snap", the half brick could not bear the weight of the obese chinchilla. It fell to the soft cushion behind the wooden shelf together with the chinchilla.
"Hit, hit!" The three or five people watching couldn't help but exclaimed, "The biggest prize has been hit!"
Within two steps, there was another shooting game stall. The squad leader just looked over there a few more times, and the stall owner said with sweat on his face: "I, I'm going to close the stall! Don't come over here!"
Based on the workmanship of this giant chinchilla, its body lies down and its tail is pressed in its original position by bricks, causing a spiral deformation at the connection between the body and tail.
One of the differences between high-quality dolls and inferior ones is whether the various parts of the body are flexible enough.
I said tit for tat: "We don't want to play with guns like yours that have been tampered with!"
However, he still had a glimmer of hope, because there was half a brick pressing on the tail of the Totoro doll. The current posture of the Totoro doll was not so much that it was falling backwards, but rather that it was lying sideways. It was affected by the brick. Finally, the Totoro doll There is a good chance that the doll will lie on its side on the wooden stand without falling off.
But the exclamations of the onlookers did not stop.
"Pah! Pah!"
Just as he expected, the Totoro, which originally tipped diagonally backward, changed its direction under the pressure of the bricks, and ended up lying helplessly and cutely on its side on the wooden shelf.
Next, the squad leader and I ignored the reaction of the shooting stall owner and left together with generous prizes.
"What a pity!" Many onlookers stamped their feet and sighed, but the smile on the squad leader's face did not disappear completely.
However, the owner of the shooting booth turned black and said: "You are not allowed to hit the same target consecutively! This time it doesn't count! I'll put the Totoro back and you can hit again!"
As a result, the Totoro doll that fell sideways and rearward fell on the wooden stand and bounced slightly due to its own elasticity. At the same time, its head also moved backwards due to inertia - the current situation is like a basketball in a basketball hoop. Jumping up and down, you can't tell whether it will fall into the inside or outside of the basket.
"It doesn't matter," the monitor replied while struggling to look sideways at the road, "The night market is so crowded with people that it's hard to fall. Just help me keep an eye on my bag and be careful of pickpockets."
The owner of the shooting booth was shocked. He looked back and found that the balance of the Totoro doll was destroyed by the squad leader's well-timed two bursts, and it was falling diagonally backward.