I think Xiaoqin is so actively helping the squad leader practice her spoken English because she probably has no good intentions.
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
In Xiaoqin's understanding, the squad leader is the standard "evil-minded female number two" in girls' comics. Although agreeing to the squad leader's request without any precautions is in line with Xiaoqin's "I'm stupid" policy, doing so is not good for Xiaoqin. The sacrifice was too great, and I always felt that Xiaoqin would not take advantage of the monitor like that.
"No, forget it." The squad leader backed down, "I just had a whim, because I had planned to implement the 'English speaking practice in the dormitory' plan with Cai Cai, but it turned out that Cai Cai was too shy and failed. So... In addition, everyone’s dormitory cabinets have many things that are used every day. It is too troublesome to move them around, and others will mess them up if they are left in the same place... "
It would be fine if the person sharing the same dormitory with Xiaoqin is someone else. Pooh is not only Xiaoqin’s only best friend, but also Xiaoqin’s assistant in drawing comics (although all of them are super simple jobs). If Pooh and the monitor are exchanged, If it's a month, it can certainly improve the speaking level for the monitor, but it will definitely be a loss for Xiaoqin.
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup, and see if I can seduce the exposed demon..."
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
In Xiaoqin's understanding, the squad leader is the standard "evil-minded female number two" in girls' comics. Although agreeing to the squad leader's request without any precautions is in line with Xiaoqin's "I'm stupid" policy, doing so is not good for Xiaoqin. The sacrifice was too great, and I always felt that Xiaoqin would not take advantage of the monitor like that.
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
Zhuang Ni hated men extremely, so it was really difficult for her to be the bait. Even if she did it for the squad leader's sake, there was no guarantee that she wouldn't directly castrate the naked demon when the incident happened.
Eh? Didn’t Grandma Su cure your problem with reverse therapy? It turns out that there are still some sequelae left behind!
"No, forget it." The squad leader backed down, "I just had a whim, because I had planned to implement the 'English speaking practice in the dormitory' plan with Cai Cai, but it turned out that Cai Cai was too shy and failed. So... In addition, everyone’s dormitory cabinets have many things that are used every day. It is too troublesome to move them around, and others will mess them up if they are left in the same place... "
Eh? Didn’t Grandma Su cure your problem with reverse therapy? It turns out that there are still some sequelae left behind!
Hearing me mention her brother's name, the monitor's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in his tone.
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"No, forget it." The squad leader backed down, "I just had a whim, because I had planned to implement the 'English speaking practice in the dormitory' plan with Cai Cai, but it turned out that Cai Cai was too shy and failed. So... In addition, everyone’s dormitory cabinets have many things that are used every day. It is too troublesome to move them around, and others will mess them up if they are left in the same place... "
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
"What is going on in this world?" the squad leader asked worriedly, "Why should I beware of women in addition to men? Why should I beware of Xiaoqin in addition to Zhuang Ni?"
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
"No, forget it." The squad leader backed down, "I just had a whim, because I had planned to implement the 'English speaking practice in the dormitory' plan with Cai Cai, but it turned out that Cai Cai was too shy and failed. So... In addition, everyone’s dormitory cabinets have many things that are used every day. It is too troublesome to move them around, and others will mess them up if they are left in the same place... "
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup, and see if I can seduce the exposed demon..."
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
After thinking about it and rejecting it, the squad leader looked a little sick and said to the doctor in a hurry: "How about we try to dress up as a woman?"
The monitor looked embarrassed, "Although this is good for me, it is very inconvenient for you."
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
That night I contacted He Ling and Su Qiao respectively and asked them if they had time to help me hunt down the pervert, the naked demon.
"What? Is he the actor who played the second male lead in "The Stand"? Ye Lin, do you have evidence?"
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
"It's hopeless that I'm so partial to science! If I don't hurry up and become a world-renowned teacher Shuiqin, I will have to let my classmate Ye Lin take care of me after I graduate from high school! Doesn't that matter?"
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
Monitor, how dissatisfied are you with society? How could he come up with such a bad idea! Not to mention my crippled face, I am 1.8 meters tall and as strong as an ox, who girl looks like me! Did you push me, disguised as a woman, into the street to hurt everyone's eyes
"It's not inconvenient," Xiao Qin said. "The lights in the dormitory are turned off at 11 o'clock, but many times I only have the inspiration to draw comics at night. Monitor, your gardener's cabin has electricity all night, right? I can just come up with ideas there. Comic draft!”
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
Who can guarantee that you don’t have it? Would you sit up in the middle of the night and strangle the monitor to death? In this way, we can kill the second female lead once and for all, right
"But if you stay up late, it will drag down tomorrow's study..."
"But if you stay up late, it will drag down tomorrow's study..."
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
I spread my hands and said, "I caught him when he was an underwear thief. The video of the two of us fighting each other that was circulated on the Internet was me preventing him from committing crimes. As for whether he is a naked demon, I am currently There is no conclusive evidence, but the probability given by the causal calculation program is 89.25%.”
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
I think Xiaoqin is so actively helping the squad leader practice her spoken English because she probably has no good intentions.
"It's hopeless that I'm so partial to science! If I don't hurry up and become a world-renowned teacher Shuiqin, I will have to let my classmate Ye Lin take care of me after I graduate from high school! Doesn't that matter?"
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
As a result, He Ling said that she had joined the tennis club and was busy with club activities. It was okay to be my bait for one night occasionally, but not for several nights in a row.
"Pooh..." I said with a grimace, "Pooh doesn't look like a lady in all public places. It's hard for perverts to choose her as their target."
The monitor looked at me and then at Xiaoqin, and sighed, "Even if I don't let you come to the gardener's hut, you will stay up late with a flashlight in the dormitory, right? In that case, come and follow me if you want. Let's work together. But although the gardener's cabin is large, it only has one bed... "
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
As a result, He Ling said that she had joined the tennis club and was busy with club activities. It was okay to be my bait for one night occasionally, but not for several nights in a row.
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
"I know." Xiao Qin nodded, "Isn't it just a big double bed? We are all girls anyway, so what does it matter if we sleep together? I don't have Cao Cao's habit of killing people in his dreams... "
"What is going on in this world?" the squad leader asked worriedly, "Why should I beware of women in addition to men? Why should I beware of Xiaoqin in addition to Zhuang Ni?"
"Then do you want Pooh to go?"
"It sounds like you know a lot of girls outside of school?"
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
"But if you stay up late, it will drag down tomorrow's study..."
"There's nothing special you need to pay attention to when sleeping with Xiaoqin, right?"
Who can guarantee that you don’t have it? Would you sit up in the middle of the night and strangle the monitor to death? In this way, we can kill the second female lead once and for all, right
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
Seeing that Xiaoqin was so active in improving her speaking skills, the monitor couldn't refuse, so Xiaoqin got the right to sleep with the monitor every now and then.
"I know." Xiao Qin nodded, "Isn't it just a big double bed? We are all girls anyway, so what does it matter if we sleep together? I don't have Cao Cao's habit of killing people in his dreams... "
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
In Xiaoqin's understanding, the squad leader is the standard "evil-minded female number two" in girls' comics. Although agreeing to the squad leader's request without any precautions is in line with Xiaoqin's "I'm stupid" policy, doing so is not good for Xiaoqin. The sacrifice was too great, and I always felt that Xiaoqin would not take advantage of the monitor like that.
"There's nothing special you need to pay attention to when sleeping with Xiaoqin, right?"
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
"It's hopeless that I'm so partial to science! If I don't hurry up and become a world-renowned teacher Shuiqin, I will have to let my classmate Ye Lin take care of me after I graduate from high school! Doesn't that matter?"
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
"There's nothing special you need to pay attention to when sleeping with Xiaoqin, right?"
After thinking about it and rejecting it, the squad leader looked a little sick and said to the doctor in a hurry: "How about we try to dress up as a woman?"
Because the squad leader knew that Xiaoqin had been disguising herself as a male since she was a child, and she still has some sequelae, so she was a little worried.
"But if you stay up late, it will drag down tomorrow's study..."
Three candidates were rejected in a row, and the squad leader was also in trouble.
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
"Where's Xiaoqin?"
This is the third candidate for squad leader.
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
"It shouldn't matter, right?" I could only answer the monitor with a question, "Although Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder has not fully recovered, it still won't cause her to treat herself as a man and touch you. As long as you are careful not to let Just drink, Xiaoqin."
"I know." Xiao Qin nodded, "Isn't it just a big double bed? We are all girls anyway, so what does it matter if we sleep together? I don't have Cao Cao's habit of killing people in his dreams... "
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
Who can guarantee that you don’t have it? Would you sit up in the middle of the night and strangle the monitor to death? In this way, we can kill the second female lead once and for all, right
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
This is the third candidate for squad leader.
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
After thinking about it and rejecting it, the squad leader looked a little sick and said to the doctor in a hurry: "How about we try to dress up as a woman?"
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
It would be fine if the person sharing the same dormitory with Xiaoqin is someone else. Pooh is not only Xiaoqin’s only best friend, but also Xiaoqin’s assistant in drawing comics (although all of them are super simple jobs). If Pooh and the monitor are exchanged, If it's a month, it can certainly improve the speaking level for the monitor, but it will definitely be a loss for Xiaoqin.
"What is going on in this world?" the squad leader asked worriedly, "Why should I beware of women in addition to men? Why should I beware of Xiaoqin in addition to Zhuang Ni?"
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
"Where's Xiaoqin?"
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
Monitor, how dissatisfied are you with society? How could he come up with such a bad idea! Not to mention my crippled face, I am 1.8 meters tall and as strong as an ox, who girl looks like me! Did you push me, disguised as a woman, into the street to hurt everyone's eyes
Eh? Didn’t Grandma Su cure your problem with reverse therapy? It turns out that there are still some sequelae left behind!
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for the bait, at least not within Class 3 of the second grade of high school... Then we have to wait for two days, and I'll ask if there are any people I know. People are willing to be the bait.”
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
I shook my head, "According to my information, the exposed demon doesn't seem to harass the same girl twice. Monitor, your face is very impressive. Regardless of whether the exposed demon is Xu Tianming, he must have been there for a long time." I remember you, it’s hard to appear in front of you a second time.”
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
As a result, He Ling said that she had joined the tennis club and was busy with club activities. It was okay to be my bait for one night occasionally, but not for several nights in a row.
"It's hopeless that I'm so partial to science! If I don't hurry up and become a world-renowned teacher Shuiqin, I will have to let my classmate Ye Lin take care of me after I graduate from high school! Doesn't that matter?"
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
"What? Is he the actor who played the second male lead in "The Stand"? Ye Lin, do you have evidence?"
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
Eh? Didn’t Grandma Su cure your problem with reverse therapy? It turns out that there are still some sequelae left behind!
The monitor looked embarrassed, "Although this is good for me, it is very inconvenient for you."
The monitor looked at me and then at Xiaoqin, and sighed, "Even if I don't let you come to the gardener's hut, you will stay up late with a flashlight in the dormitory, right? In that case, come and follow me if you want. Let's work together. But although the gardener's cabin is large, it only has one bed... "
"What? Is he the actor who played the second male lead in "The Stand"? Ye Lin, do you have evidence?"
The monitor gave the second choice.
In Xiaoqin's understanding, the squad leader is the standard "evil-minded female number two" in girls' comics. Although agreeing to the squad leader's request without any precautions is in line with Xiaoqin's "I'm stupid" policy, doing so is not good for Xiaoqin. The sacrifice was too great, and I always felt that Xiaoqin would not take advantage of the monitor like that.
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
After thinking about it and rejecting it, the squad leader looked a little sick and said to the doctor in a hurry: "How about we try to dress up as a woman?"
"No, forget it." The squad leader backed down, "I just had a whim, because I had planned to implement the 'English speaking practice in the dormitory' plan with Cai Cai, but it turned out that Cai Cai was too shy and failed. So... In addition, everyone’s dormitory cabinets have many things that are used every day. It is too troublesome to move them around, and others will mess them up if they are left in the same place... "
Hearing me mention her brother's name, the monitor's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in his tone.
I spread my hands and said, "I caught him when he was an underwear thief. The video of the two of us fighting each other that was circulated on the Internet was me preventing him from committing crimes. As for whether he is a naked demon, I am currently There is no conclusive evidence, but the probability given by the causal calculation program is 89.25%.”
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
Eh? Didn’t Grandma Su cure your problem with reverse therapy? It turns out that there are still some sequelae left behind!
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for the bait, at least not within Class 3 of the second grade of high school... Then we have to wait for two days, and I'll ask if there are any people I know. People are willing to be the bait.”
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
"It shouldn't matter, right?" I could only answer the monitor with a question, "Although Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder has not fully recovered, it still won't cause her to treat herself as a man and touch you. As long as you are careful not to let Just drink, Xiaoqin."
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
It must be said that the squad leader's nominations are very scientific. Whether it is herself, Winnie or Xiaoqin, they are all beings who will not run out of blood after being amplified by the exposed demon. If Gong Caicai is used as bait, even if they are caught The exposed demon will also leave a huge psychological shadow on Gong Caicai.
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for the bait, at least not within Class 3 of the second grade of high school... Then we have to wait for two days, and I'll ask if there are any people I know. People are willing to be the bait.”
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
It must be said that the squad leader's nominations are very scientific. Whether it is herself, Winnie or Xiaoqin, they are all beings who will not run out of blood after being amplified by the exposed demon. If Gong Caicai is used as bait, even if they are caught The exposed demon will also leave a huge psychological shadow on Gong Caicai.
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
It must be said that the squad leader's nominations are very scientific. Whether it is herself, Winnie or Xiaoqin, they are all beings who will not run out of blood after being amplified by the exposed demon. If Gong Caicai is used as bait, even if they are caught The exposed demon will also leave a huge psychological shadow on Gong Caicai.
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
The monitor looked embarrassed, "Although this is good for me, it is very inconvenient for you."
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the monitor's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
The big speaker is too fat, so I'm afraid it won't attract the interest of the body-revealing demon (it's a different matter if it's the version of her that has successfully lost weight).
Seeing that Xiaoqin was so active in improving her speaking skills, the monitor couldn't refuse, so Xiaoqin got the right to sleep with the monitor every now and then.
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
I shook my head, "According to my information, the exposed demon doesn't seem to harass the same girl twice. Monitor, your face is very impressive. Regardless of whether the exposed demon is Xu Tianming, he must have been there for a long time." I remember you, it’s hard to appear in front of you a second time.”
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the monitor's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
That night I contacted He Ling and Su Qiao respectively and asked them if they had time to help me hunt down the pervert, the naked demon.
"It's not inconvenient," Xiao Qin said. "The lights in the dormitory are turned off at 11 o'clock, but many times I only have the inspiration to draw comics at night. Monitor, your gardener's cabin has electricity all night, right? I can just come up with ideas there. Comic draft!”
It must be said that the squad leader's nominations are very scientific. Whether it is herself, Winnie or Xiaoqin, they are all beings who will not run out of blood after being amplified by the exposed demon. If Gong Caicai is used as bait, even if they are caught The exposed demon will also leave a huge psychological shadow on Gong Caicai.
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
Who can guarantee that you don’t have it? Would you sit up in the middle of the night and strangle the monitor to death? In this way, we can kill the second female lead once and for all, right
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
"Then do you want Pooh to go?"
I shook my head, "According to my information, the exposed demon doesn't seem to harass the same girl twice. Monitor, your face is very impressive. Regardless of whether the exposed demon is Xu Tianming, he must have been there for a long time." I remember you, it’s hard to appear in front of you a second time.”
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
Seeing that Xiaoqin was so active in improving her speaking skills, the monitor couldn't refuse, so Xiaoqin got the right to sleep with the monitor every now and then.
The monitor gave the second choice.
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
"Pooh..." I said with a grimace, "Pooh doesn't look like a lady in all public places. It's hard for perverts to choose her as their target."
After thinking about it and rejecting it, the squad leader looked a little sick and said to the doctor in a hurry: "How about we try to dress up as a woman?"
"It shouldn't matter, right?" I could only answer the monitor with a question, "Although Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder has not fully recovered, it still won't cause her to treat herself as a man and touch you. As long as you are careful not to let Just drink, Xiaoqin."
"Where's Xiaoqin?"
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the monitor's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
"There's nothing special you need to pay attention to when sleeping with Xiaoqin, right?"
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
Seeing that Xiaoqin was so active in improving her speaking skills, the monitor couldn't refuse, so Xiaoqin got the right to sleep with the monitor every now and then.
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
This is the third candidate for squad leader.
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
It must be said that the squad leader's nominations are very scientific. Whether it is herself, Winnie or Xiaoqin, they are all beings who will not run out of blood after being amplified by the exposed demon. If Gong Caicai is used as bait, even if they are caught The exposed demon will also leave a huge psychological shadow on Gong Caicai.
Hearing me mention her brother's name, the monitor's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in his tone.
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
"I know." Xiao Qin nodded, "Isn't it just a big double bed? We are all girls anyway, so what does it matter if we sleep together? I don't have Cao Cao's habit of killing people in his dreams... "
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
Three candidates were rejected in a row, and the squad leader was also in trouble.
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
"It's not inconvenient," Xiao Qin said. "The lights in the dormitory are turned off at 11 o'clock, but many times I only have the inspiration to draw comics at night. Monitor, your gardener's cabin has electricity all night, right? I can just come up with ideas there. Comic draft!”
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
Monitor, how dissatisfied are you with society? How could he come up with such a bad idea! Not to mention my crippled face, I am 1.8 meters tall and as strong as an ox, who girl looks like me! Did you push me, disguised as a woman, into the street to hurt everyone's eyes
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
The monitor looked at me and then at Xiaoqin, and sighed, "Even if I don't let you come to the gardener's hut, you will stay up late with a flashlight in the dormitory, right? In that case, come and follow me if you want. Let's work together. But although the gardener's cabin is large, it only has one bed... "
The squad leader suddenly had a black line on her face. She probably remembered the last time Xiaoqin was drunk. Not only did she put her arm around her, but she also came over and patted her chest wantonly, saying, "Only in this way can I have milk after giving birth to a child." .
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for the bait, at least not within Class 3 of the second grade of high school... Then we have to wait for two days, and I'll ask if there are any people I know. People are willing to be the bait.”
Zhuang Ni hated men extremely, so it was really difficult for her to be the bait. Even if she did it for the squad leader's sake, there was no guarantee that she wouldn't directly castrate the naked demon when the incident happened.
"What is going on in this world?" the squad leader asked worriedly, "Why should I beware of women in addition to men? Why should I beware of Xiaoqin in addition to Zhuang Ni?"
"It's hopeless that I'm so partial to science! If I don't hurry up and become a world-renowned teacher Shuiqin, I will have to let my classmate Ye Lin take care of me after I graduate from high school! Doesn't that matter?"
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
The big speaker is too fat, so I'm afraid it won't attract the interest of the body-revealing demon (it's a different matter if it's the version of her that has successfully lost weight).
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup, and see if I can seduce the exposed demon..."
The monitor looked embarrassed, "Although this is good for me, it is very inconvenient for you."
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the monitor's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
"Pooh..." I said with a grimace, "Pooh doesn't look like a lady in all public places. It's hard for perverts to choose her as their target."
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
Three candidates were rejected in a row, and the squad leader was also in trouble.
After thinking about it and rejecting it, the squad leader looked a little sick and said to the doctor in a hurry: "How about we try to dress up as a woman?"
Hearing me mention her brother's name, the monitor's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in his tone.
I think Xiaoqin is so actively helping the squad leader practice her spoken English because she probably has no good intentions.
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
"Where's Xiaoqin?"
Three candidates were rejected in a row, and the squad leader was also in trouble.
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the monitor's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
The monitor lowered her gaze and began to think quietly. After a while, she raised her head.
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for the bait, at least not within Class 3 of the second grade of high school... Then we have to wait for two days, and I'll ask if there are any people I know. People are willing to be the bait.”
Zhuang Ni hated men extremely, so it was really difficult for her to be the bait. Even if she did it for the squad leader's sake, there was no guarantee that she wouldn't directly castrate the naked demon when the incident happened.
"Pooh..." I said with a grimace, "Pooh doesn't look like a lady in all public places. It's hard for perverts to choose her as their target."
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
It would be fine if the person sharing the same dormitory with Xiaoqin is someone else. Pooh is not only Xiaoqin’s only best friend, but also Xiaoqin’s assistant in drawing comics (although all of them are super simple jobs). If Pooh and the monitor are exchanged, If it's a month, it can certainly improve the speaking level for the monitor, but it will definitely be a loss for Xiaoqin.
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
The monitor looked embarrassed, "Although this is good for me, it is very inconvenient for you."
I shook my head, "According to my information, the exposed demon doesn't seem to harass the same girl twice. Monitor, your face is very impressive. Regardless of whether the exposed demon is Xu Tianming, he must have been there for a long time." I remember you, it’s hard to appear in front of you a second time.”
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup, and see if I can seduce the exposed demon..."
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
"It sounds like you know a lot of girls outside of school?"
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
Monitor, how dissatisfied are you with society? How could he come up with such a bad idea! Not to mention my crippled face, I am 1.8 meters tall and as strong as an ox, who girl looks like me! Did you push me, disguised as a woman, into the street to hurt everyone's eyes
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
Apart from these three people, there are really not many girls in Class 3 of high school who are suitable for this task.
"It shouldn't matter, right?" I could only answer the monitor with a question, "Although Xiaoqin's gender cognitive disorder has not fully recovered, it still won't cause her to treat herself as a man and touch you. As long as you are careful not to let Just drink, Xiaoqin."
The muscles at the corner of the squad leader's mouth twitched, and the meaning in his eyes was clearly: I'm afraid that you will mess up my things...
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
It would be fine if the person sharing the same dormitory with Xiaoqin is someone else. Pooh is not only Xiaoqin’s only best friend, but also Xiaoqin’s assistant in drawing comics (although all of them are super simple jobs). If Pooh and the monitor are exchanged, If it's a month, it can certainly improve the speaking level for the monitor, but it will definitely be a loss for Xiaoqin.
The monitor has an obvious leader and martyr personality, and can sacrifice herself for the love and peace of the world without hesitation, so her words "let me be the bait" do not mean the slightest dissatisfaction, but she feels that it is her duty to do so.
"It doesn't matter!" Pooh said without any self-awareness, "My things are very messy to begin with. If you are willing to clean them up for me, monitor, you are more than welcome!"
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
This is the third candidate for squad leader.
This is the third candidate for squad leader.
"Yes, so Xu Tianming should be exposed as soon as possible to avoid more victims... Squad leader, what do you think about us setting a trap for Xu Tianming?"
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the monitor's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
As a result, the monitor's next words almost made me vomit three liters of blood. She looked into my eyes very seriously and said:
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
Hearing me mention her brother's name, the monitor's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in his tone.
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for the bait, at least not within Class 3 of the second grade of high school... Then we have to wait for two days, and I'll ask if there are any people I know. People are willing to be the bait.”
"Is it similar to the method of asking female police officers to catch rapists?" the squad leader pondered, "You mean to ask me to be a bait?"
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
"Monitor, you don't sleep in the dormitory every day, right?" Xiao Qin said at this time, "Because monitor, you took over the part-time job of the school's soilless plantation, and you would spend the night in the gardener's cabin every now and then, right? In that case, every time When you, monitor, go to the gardener’s hut, I’ll move in with you! Can’t we start the happy English-speaking time in this way?”
"I've told you not to encourage Xiaozhe's hobby of dressing up in women's clothing! He's too delicate and unmanly, and I'm already worried! How can you ask him to wear women's clothing!"
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup, and see if I can seduce the exposed demon..."
"I know." Xiao Qin nodded, "Isn't it just a big double bed? We are all girls anyway, so what does it matter if we sleep together? I don't have Cao Cao's habit of killing people in his dreams... "
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup, and see if I can seduce the exposed demon..."
I shrugged, "If Shu Zhe is not suitable, then we really can't find a candidate for the bait, at least not within Class 3 of the second grade of high school... Then we have to wait for two days, and I'll ask if there are any people I know. People are willing to be the bait.”
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
"I know." Xiao Qin nodded, "Isn't it just a big double bed? We are all girls anyway, so what does it matter if we sleep together? I don't have Cao Cao's habit of killing people in his dreams... "
"It sounds like you know a lot of girls outside of school?"
Who can guarantee that you don’t have it? Would you sit up in the middle of the night and strangle the monitor to death? In this way, we can kill the second female lead once and for all, right
In Xiaoqin's understanding, the squad leader is the standard "evil-minded female number two" in girls' comics. Although agreeing to the squad leader's request without any precautions is in line with Xiaoqin's "I'm stupid" policy, doing so is not good for Xiaoqin. The sacrifice was too great, and I always felt that Xiaoqin would not take advantage of the monitor like that.
I think Xiaoqin is so actively helping the squad leader practice her spoken English because she probably has no good intentions.
As expected, the monitor's attention was diverted instantly.
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
"What is going on in this world?" the squad leader asked worriedly, "Why should I beware of women in addition to men? Why should I beware of Xiaoqin in addition to Zhuang Ni?"
"What is going on in this world?" the squad leader asked worriedly, "Why should I beware of women in addition to men? Why should I beware of Xiaoqin in addition to Zhuang Ni?"
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
Zhuang Ni hated men extremely, so it was really difficult for her to be the bait. Even if she did it for the squad leader's sake, there was no guarantee that she wouldn't directly castrate the naked demon when the incident happened.
The monitor looked at me and then at Xiaoqin, and sighed, "Even if I don't let you come to the gardener's hut, you will stay up late with a flashlight in the dormitory, right? In that case, come and follow me if you want. Let's work together. But although the gardener's cabin is large, it only has one bed... "
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
As for Jiang Qian, who has three prospective boyfriends, she does have the capital to be a bait, but she has never listened to the monitor's orders and cannot cooperate with our actions.
"Not that many~~~" I waved my hand, "One of them is the daughter of my dad's classmate, who also goes to our Qingzi High School and is now a senior. The other one is someone I met when I was filming a movie in Dongshan Film and Television City. She is now Working as a front desk manager on the top floor of the Imperial Building..."
I shook my head, "According to my information, the exposed demon doesn't seem to harass the same girl twice. Monitor, your face is very impressive. Regardless of whether the exposed demon is Xu Tianming, he must have been there for a long time." I remember you, it’s hard to appear in front of you a second time.”
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
I shook my head, "According to my information, the exposed demon doesn't seem to harass the same girl twice. Monitor, your face is very impressive. Regardless of whether the exposed demon is Xu Tianming, he must have been there for a long time." I remember you, it’s hard to appear in front of you a second time.”
That night I contacted He Ling and Su Qiao respectively and asked them if they had time to help me hunt down the pervert, the naked demon.
Next, I told the squad leader that Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shao Hall, was a former underwear thief, and he was very likely to be a naked demon.
"Where's Xiaoqin?"
"Where's Xiaoqin?"
The monitor's expression was a little unhappy.
As a result, He Ling said that she had joined the tennis club and was busy with club activities. It was okay to be my bait for one night occasionally, but not for several nights in a row.
Hearing me mention her brother's name, the monitor's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in his tone.
"Monitor, just because the naked demon carries a telescope with him, it doesn't mean he has bad eyesight. You asked me to dress up as a woman, which not only harmed my soul, but also the souls of countless innocent passers-by! The most suitable candidate for the man disguised as a woman is obviously Shu Zhe…”
Monitor, how dissatisfied are you with society? How could he come up with such a bad idea! Not to mention my crippled face, I am 1.8 meters tall and as strong as an ox, who girl looks like me! Did you push me, disguised as a woman, into the street to hurt everyone's eyes
"Ye Lin, I hope you can sacrifice yourself for all the women in Dongshan City. I can borrow the costumes from the drama club for you to wear, and then help you put on makeup, and see if I can seduce the exposed demon..."
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
"It's okay," I reassured the monitor, "Xiaoqin herself is very careful not to drink alcoholic beverages. She did that last time because she accidentally ate the wine and candy you brought."
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
"But if you stay up late, it will drag down tomorrow's study..."
"It's hopeless that I'm so partial to science! If I don't hurry up and become a world-renowned teacher Shuiqin, I will have to let my classmate Ye Lin take care of me after I graduate from high school! Doesn't that matter?"
"You said that Xu Tianming is now a temporary student at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? This can explain why he appeared at the Hongfu Temple Night Market not far from here that day... If it is really him, then the chances of girls in our school being victimized are getting worse and worse. It’s so big!”
As a result, He Ling said that she had joined the tennis club and was busy with club activities. It was okay to be my bait for one night occasionally, but not for several nights in a row.
"Well, I'm afraid even if the Holy Infant can grant my leave, I'm not suitable to be this bait. The body of a strong man is still a bit too exciting for me. I'm sorry, I can't help you..."
The big speaker is too fat, so I'm afraid it won't attract the interest of the body-revealing demon (it's a different matter if it's the version of her that has successfully lost weight).
Three candidates were rejected in a row, and the squad leader was also in trouble.
Su Qiao couldn't get away from work, and she heard that the naked devil was a guy with a body as strong as mine. Every time he committed a crime, he would open his windbreaker to expose his body to girls, so she immediately declined:
"Xiaoqin can't do it either," I analyzed with the squad leader after careful consideration, "Xiaoqin has androphobia. If a man plays a gangster on her, there is a very high chance that she will enter a black state where she will not recognize her relatives. At that time, we will be in a hurry to appease Xiaoqin. Yes, the exposed demon will definitely take the opportunity to escape."
I rejected the proposal without leaving any room for the monitor.
Zhuang Ni hated men extremely, so it was really difficult for her to be the bait. Even if she did it for the squad leader's sake, there was no guarantee that she wouldn't directly castrate the naked demon when the incident happened.
Eh? Didn’t Grandma Su cure your problem with reverse therapy? It turns out that there are still some sequelae left behind!
That night I contacted He Ling and Su Qiao respectively and asked them if they had time to help me hunt down the pervert, the naked demon.
Hearing me mention her brother's name, the monitor's eyes suddenly froze, and there was a bit of anger in his tone.
This is the third candidate for squad leader.
The monitor gave the second choice.
The monitor came to ask me specifically after school.
My eyes lit up and I thought: Monitor, you finally discovered your brother’s talent! So he smiled and said nothing, waiting for the monitor to continue.
In Xiaoqin's understanding, the squad leader is the standard "evil-minded female number two" in girls' comics. Although agreeing to the squad leader's request without any precautions is in line with Xiaoqin's "I'm stupid" policy, doing so is not good for Xiaoqin. The sacrifice was too great, and I always felt that Xiaoqin would not take advantage of the monitor like that.