I quickly jumped up from the ground in a defensive posture, and picked up the empty bottle of bwk and put it away.
"What's going on? I left for less than five minutes, right? If I come back any later, will someone die here?"
Not to mention, the box of canned tuna purchased from Da Xiaoxiao is really heavy. If it were another boy in Class 3 of high school, he could barely carry it up to the second floor, but he would probably be tired and sweaty.
"You damn guy..." Zhuang Ni covered her chest with one hand and rummaged for a utility knife in the desk drawer with the other hand. "I'm going to castrate you. I'm going to castrate you absolutely!"
Is she obsessed with looking at the computer? Could it be that she mistakenly thought that the person who had just closed the door and left was me, and it was the loudspeaker who went to the bathroom, so she didn't even bother to look in my direction
An underage girl burned a Bible and urinated on it at the door of a church in South Lanarkshire. When she was arrested by the police, she claimed that she was a member of the "Coven of Witches" and her rank was the "Emperor of Darkness". Her behavior It is to "praise Satan and curse Christians."
Zhuang Ni's eyes were covered with a layer of red. She leaned forward and tried with all her strength to kill me.
Accompanied by a loudspeaker, I signed in and signed in with the dormitory manager. I carried the cans and started walking up the stairs. Helping girls carry things is considered normal in the girls' dormitory, and it doesn't attract too many people's attention.
(Later I found out that the box of tuna cans from Big Speaker was purchased jointly with others, and she went to discuss how to divide the stolen goods with others.) I came out of the bathroom quietly and found that Zhuang Ni was still motionless on the bed. A small white notebook lay flat on her legs, in perfect contrast with her black stockings.
"Don't pass it on," I said weakly, "eat it before it reaches the shelf life. If you think this can tastes good, I will ask the big speaker where you bought it, and I will give it to you later. you buy it."
When the situation was about to break out, the loudspeaker came back from outside. Seeing the two of us confronting each other aggressively, he couldn't help but sigh:
When Vinnie and I were complaining about the traffic jam on National Day, Amy suddenly appeared in front of us and announced to us in a commanding tone.
Damn it, this is going to kill someone! Could it be that when I sprayed bwk on you, what you heard in English with your headphones was "Killhim"? For you, "kill me" is something that only needs a weak boost from bwk to be implemented? Why am I so unlucky!
Although Zhuang Ni was not very strong, she strangled my neck very hard, and her sharp nails left blood marks on the skin of my neck, as if she was determined to kill me before she could do anything.
I remember Zhuang Ni once joined a "witch club", right? Could it have anything to do with this "Witches Association"? Although the girl on the news has her eyes marked, she can still tell that she has an Asian face. Could it be that she is Zhuang Ni’s friend? Is Zhuang Ni feeling embarrassed and embarrassed because she found out that her church member had done something extremely embarrassing in a foreign country
The following Saturday, everyone had a day off. I searched the campus for news about the deceased, but found nothing.
"Huh, what a poor washboard."
At this moment, Zhuang Ni's expression was different from those times. Although the frown between her brows indicated that she was thinking about the problem, there was a trace of blush on her cheeks for some reason. She couldn't tell whether it was embarrassment, nervousness, or shame. Or embarrassed.
After being bitten by Zhuang Ni on my thumb, I became so angry that I directly moved my hands down and attacked Zhuang Ni's chest.
"Damn manservant, let's go to the island with this lady to play!"
There was a loudspeaker leading the way, and after a while I arrived outside her and Zhuang Ni's dormitory. The loudspeaker didn't keep me, a laborer, waiting, so I quickly took out my campus card and opened the door.
I sincerely wanted to embarrass Zhuang Ni, so I walked more lightly and approached her bed very, very slowly, hoping to see what was playing on the screen of Zhuang Ni's laptop.
Is it possible that Zhuang Ni hides in the dormitory at noon and watches porn? Since she is Lily, the pornographic films she watches must be Lily films, which can be considered within the scope of male aesthetics and are much better than the pornographic films of two brothers wrestling.
I was a little confused at first, but when I saw the word "Witches Union", I immediately understood why Zhuang Ni had such a complicated expression.
"Crack!" "Bang!"
"Ah ah!"
I wanted to stay in their dormitory for a while, so I excused my hands from getting dirty while lifting the box and hoped to go to the bathroom to wash them. Big Speaker graciously agreed.
"go to hell!"
"Go to hell! Go to hell!"
However, I overlooked one thing. Zhuang Ni was wearing headphones at this time. I don’t know if she was listening to English songs or something else. In short, my order was not conveyed to her mind, but was sent by someone I didn’t know. words are covered.
Although Da Xiaoxiao likes to spread other people's gossip, he is broad-minded, willing to help others, and smiles all day long. Even if I am not prepared to bwk immunity to Zhuang Ni, I will help Da Xiaoxiao move a box of cans to the second floor.
As Big Speaker said this, he stepped forward and hugged Zhuang Ni to stop Zhuang Ni from stabbing me with a utility knife. He turned around and said to me: "Ye Lin, please leave quickly! I will deliver the canned tuna to you later. Don't be greedy for this." The one who stuttered was stabbed to death!”
I almost used the same force as Zhuang Ni to choke my neck to fight back, which made Zhuang Ni have an expression of fear and pain on her face, and she seemed to be a little depressed.
Big Speaker ignored her and asked me to put the can box on the floor. Then he planned to break the seal and give me two boxes of cans as agreed.
After a while, I washed my hands and came out, only to find that the loudspeaker had gone somewhere. I recalled that against the background of the noise of rushing water, I seemed to hear the loudspeaker talking to someone at the door of the dormitory, so she must have been temporarily occupied. Were they told to leave
Zhuang Ni suddenly jumped up from the bed, taking the notebook with her and tumbling out of bed. I grew up as a child from a poor family, so I subconsciously reached out to pick up the notebook, but Zhuang Ni grabbed my throat with both hands.
However, the picture accompanying the news attracted my attention. In a place similar to the entrance of a church, a girl wore a red pentagram necklace around her neck and a dark robe. She squatted on the ground unsightly, and behind her Between the two feet was a burned and watered Bible.
It's a pity that one of the cans was eaten by Shu Zhe. When he saw that it was a can imported from abroad, he admired foreign things and insisted on having a taste.
I gave another box of cans to Xiao Qin, who likes seafood. Xiao Qin was very happy and shouted, "Yeah! This is a gift from classmate Ye Lin! I will pass it down from generation to generation as a family heirloom!"
On Sunday, a full day of classes was arranged for the National Day holiday. While everyone was complaining, they were privately discussing the arrangements for the National Day holiday.
This is understandable. Although I am still very good at it now, at least I am not worshiping Satan like before. If Zhuang Ni had not found her way back, then the protagonist in this news might be herself...
Next, the loudspeaker probed into the dormitory and found Zhuang Ni wearing headphones, half lying and half sitting on the bed using a laptop, so he said: "I asked Ye Lin to help me carry my things, don't go crazy and stab him with a knife." Him! If you stab him to death, no one will be able to carry such a heavy box!"
I couldn't bear it anymore and said to Zhuang Ni, "Have you always been like this before?"
With my guarantee, Xiao Qin happily carried the cans back to the dormitory to share them with Xiong Yaoyue. Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue heard that Da Xiaoba bought the cans and had already smuggled three boxes and was waiting for them. Give it to Xiaoqin.
Who is as greedy as you? In this situation, as long as I can apply oil on the soles of my feet, I will never look back!
"You don't have to worry about traffic jams at all! I borrowed a private jet from my mother that can seat 14 people! My mother just bought me a holiday island in the Pacific! All you have to do is follow me and have fun together!" "
Zhuang Ni, who had been molested, quickly moved her body away, and the hands holding my neck moved away. I was finally able to take a big breath of air into my lungs.
This was the thrilling experience of nearly being killed in Zhuang Ni's dormitory at noon today, which further highlighted how precious the two boxes of tuna cans I got were.
I wasn't angry, so I took out the bwk from my trouser pocket and sprayed it wildly on Zhuang Ni's shocked and angry face.
However, Zhuang Ni didn't respond at all. I don't know whether she was too lazy to answer because she hated men so much, or she was too focused on looking at the laptop screen and didn't even hear what the loudspeaker said.
Zhuang Ni, who was wearing headphones, was too focused and didn't notice that I was slowly approaching her from the side. Soon, I saw the content on the laptop screen.
I was immediately curious about what Zhuang Ni was watching—the last time I saw a similar expression, it was Xiaoqin who accidentally downloaded super alternative porn videos online in order to collect comic materials, and secretly watched them in front of me. Revealed.
Zhuang Ni turned around in shock and found that I was still in the dormitory. She became so angry that she quickly closed her notebook and yelled at me: "Get out!"
"I'll wipe it, but you'll chew it like a pig's trotters!"
You lunatic, stop pinching me! If men continue to be deprived of oxygen, I will have a physiological reaction and erect a flagpole behind you! I didn't want to be strangled to death by Zhuang Ni in the dormitory. When the squad leader, Xiao Qin, and Amy came to collect the body, they found that I was still in the state of "hanging to heaven even if I die."
As the notebook fell into two halves on the ground, Zhuang Ni also threw me down like crazy, sat on my waist, and used the weight of her upper body and her own arm strength to strangle my neck without any reservation.
What made me very disappointed was that it was not a Lily porn movie, it was just a news page, and Zhuang Ni was probably just listening to music with headphones on.
The text content of the news is:
I couldn't sit still and wait for death, so I stretched my hands forward to strangle her neck. Zhuang Ni opened her mouth fiercely, revealing her white teeth, and bit down hard once my fingers came close.
"Call me brother!" Unsurprisingly, I resorted to the "brother curse" again.
After Zhuang Ni became a self-taught programmer, she would often sit in front of the computer screen and think hard until she solved the problem.