"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
Not only are the lines fully written, but the ending song is also written.
When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script - "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
roll! Please give this script to humane destruction as soon as possible! You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama!
"Don't refuse so easily!" Director Cao said disappointedly, "Look at how many exciting lines there are in Octopus Man! For example, this one: 'Devil, please tell me the location of the time bomb! Otherwise I will use My tentacles will torture you to the point where you cannot live or die! These tentacles of justice will bravely push forward even into the wettest and darkest abyss and never look back!'"
"How dare you talk back!"
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
"Shusha, you did a good job at your part-time job at the Gardener's Cottage before. I'm sorry that you didn't continue it. There was something wrong with the staff duty schedule in the campus convenience store this Sunday, and as a result, not a single clerk came to work. I remembered that you helped out at a convenience store when you were a freshman in high school. Could you please call on a few classmates you trust to help the school run the convenience store for a day?"
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
"In this film, you have to fight against the 'Zhensun Group', a violent group composed of Japanese ronin... "
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
"This is indeed a problem," Director Cao sighed. "It's rare that this script was written and sent in by an enthusiastic audience, and it was stated on it that I would only accept you as the starring role."
Principal He Qimei couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat on his forehead when he thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake and inferior adult products I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.
I put my hands in my trouser pockets and gave Officer Ma a half-asleep face.
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
roll! Please give this script to humane destruction as soon as possible! You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama!
Although Xiaoqin desperately apologized to the squad leader after she woke up the next day, the squad leader felt tired and didn't love her anymore. She quit her part-time job in the gardener's cabin and returned to the girls' dormitory to sleep with Gong Caicai every night, which made Gong Caicai do less work. Had many nightmares.
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
roll! Please give this script to humane destruction as soon as possible! You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama!
The delay wipes are used by me to wipe the dust on the table. Apart from the smell of medicine, they are basically very useful.
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow! Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order!"
Another reason why the squad leader resigned from his part-time job in the Gardener's Cottage was because Principal He Qimei had increased scholarships for outstanding students in order for Qingzi High School to pass the college entrance examination. In addition, since Shu Zhe signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, although I haven't seen him appear in any movies, but he can receive enough pocket money from time to time, making that part-time job less important to the monitor.
When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script - "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
Director Cao did not give up and read me the script of "The Heroes of China: The Anti-Japanese King".
With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process - after all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".
"Don't refuse so easily!" Director Cao said disappointedly, "Look at how many exciting lines there are in Octopus Man! For example, this one: 'Devil, please tell me the location of the time bomb! Otherwise I will use My tentacles will torture you to the point where you cannot live or die! These tentacles of justice will bravely push forward even into the wettest and darkest abyss and never look back!'"
After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, come to play the male lead in "Octopus Man".
"Little Ye Zi, I bet you are interested in this script! I carefully selected it from more than a hundred scripts! And I think whoever plays this movie will be popular! It will definitely leave a mark in the history of Chinese movies. One stroke!”
Although Xiaoqin desperately apologized to the squad leader after she woke up the next day, the squad leader felt tired and didn't love her anymore. She quit her part-time job in the gardener's cabin and returned to the girls' dormitory to sleep with Gong Caicai every night, which made Gong Caicai do less work. Had many nightmares.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
"In this film, you have to fight against the 'Zhensun Group', a violent group composed of Japanese ronin... "
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
"Find a way to deal with Godzilla, Prime Minister!"
"How dare you talk back!"
While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake and inferior adult products I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.
"Who picked the name! I will never be more inferior to this one! Doesn't it matter that it sounds like such a weak enemy!"
"Little Ye Zi, I bet you are interested in this script! I carefully selected it from more than a hundred scripts! And I think whoever plays this movie will be popular! It will definitely leave a mark in the history of Chinese movies. One stroke!”
"I gave it to them, but I don't know what they are going to use it for!"
"How dare you talk back!"
"This is indeed a problem," Director Cao sighed. "It's rare that this script was written and sent in by an enthusiastic audience, and it was stated on it that I would only accept you as the starring role."
Seeing that I was also very dissatisfied with "The Heroes of China: The Anti-Japanese King", Director Cao felt aggrieved.
After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, come to play the male lead in "Octopus Man".
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script - "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
"Find a way to deal with Godzilla, Prime Minister!"
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
"Little Ye Zi, this film is the most reasonable, even more reasonable than those anti-Japanese dramas shown on TV. Think about it, our army has become a martial arts, and the Japanese invaders have become a ninja. Look how balanced this is! You I think the name of the Zhensun Group is not good-sounding. Can I change it? I originally thought that the Zhensun Group is more like a samurai group than a ninja group, so the name is a bit inappropriate... "
"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow! Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order!"
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
After I rejected a lot of scripts, Director Cao fiercely took out what was at the bottom of the box.
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
"In this film, you have to fight against the 'Zhensun Group', a violent group composed of Japanese ronin... "
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
"Shame!" Probably because there was no solid evidence, Officer Ma could only shout to me, "The moral standards of the entire Dongshan City have been lowered by you!"
After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, come to play the male lead in "Octopus Man".
“The Prime Minister’s mission is to save China!”
"Little Ye Zi, I bet you are interested in this script! I carefully selected it from more than a hundred scripts! And I think whoever plays this movie will be popular! It will definitely leave a mark in the history of Chinese movies. One stroke!”
With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process - after all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".
"I gave it to them, but I don't know what they are going to use it for!"
"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
"How dare you talk back!"
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
The delay wipes are used by me to wipe the dust on the table. Apart from the smell of medicine, they are basically very useful.
When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script - "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".
"Master Xu, if you have time to be a naked demon, why not accept another movie directed by Cao! The male lead in "Octopus Man" is a bit perverted. I think it is very suitable for you. Can you accept it?" What about picking up? If you don’t pick up, it will be very difficult for me!”
"Would he be willing to act?" Director Cao was surprised. "After starring in "The Stand" and becoming popular, his salary has skyrocketed, and Octopus Man is not a character that can particularly accumulate popularity..."
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
After flipping through two pages, I saw the lines inside were like this:
The massage sticks that once caused rumors about girls from Qingzi High School, I threw them into a garbage dump far away from the school under the cover of darkness.
Sure enough, it was written by Xiaoqin! No wonder the script style looks so familiar! I know that you have always been thinking about my wish to be a martial arts star when I was a child, and I am very grateful that you took the time to write a script for me after updating the comics. However, let alone making a movie and releasing this kind of script, even if you draw it into a comic It’s also easy to be harmonized!
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake and inferior adult products I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.
After flipping through two pages, I saw the lines inside were like this:
"Find a way to deal with Godzilla, Prime Minister!"
"Prime Minister's Conditions" The crossroads we have walked through still bear the smoke of Marxism-Leninism and the silent whispers of the Great Wall of flesh and blood of the millions of martyrs of New China. The air is filled with the madness of military killing. Where will tomorrow's me and tomorrow's country go? I will strangle you until the last breath of my life! This script is a spoof of Zhou Enlai! Moreover, the name Shao Zhiqi seems to be an allusion to Liu Shaoqi! This kind of film is topical enough, but how can it pass the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake and inferior adult products I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.
roll! Please give this script to humane destruction as soon as possible! You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama!
"Little Ye Zi, this film is the most reasonable, even more reasonable than those anti-Japanese dramas shown on TV. Think about it, our army has become a martial arts, and the Japanese invaders have become a ninja. Look how balanced this is! You I think the name of the Zhensun Group is not good-sounding. Can I change it? I originally thought that the Zhensun Group is more like a samurai group than a ninja group, so the name is a bit inappropriate... "
"How dare you talk back!"
“The Prime Minister’s mission is to save China!”
"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
Another reason why the squad leader resigned from his part-time job in the Gardener's Cottage was because Principal He Qimei had increased scholarships for outstanding students in order for Qingzi High School to pass the college entrance examination. In addition, since Shu Zhe signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, although I haven't seen him appear in any movies, but he can receive enough pocket money from time to time, making that part-time job less important to the monitor.
"Find a way to deal with Godzilla, Prime Minister!"
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
Principal He Qimei couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat on his forehead when he thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"Master Xu, if you have time to be a naked demon, why not accept another movie directed by Cao! The male lead in "Octopus Man" is a bit perverted. I think it is very suitable for you. Can you accept it?" What about picking up? If you don’t pick up, it will be very difficult for me!”
"How dare you talk back!"
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
"Little Ye Zi, I bet you are interested in this script! I carefully selected it from more than a hundred scripts! And I think whoever plays this movie will be popular! It will definitely leave a mark in the history of Chinese movies. One stroke!”
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
Principal He Qimei couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat on his forehead when he thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
"Would he be willing to act?" Director Cao was surprised. "After starring in "The Stand" and becoming popular, his salary has skyrocketed, and Octopus Man is not a character that can particularly accumulate popularity..."
"I gave it to them, but I don't know what they are going to use it for!"
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
In this way, dormitory 222 spent another meaningful day amidst Shu Zhe's screams.
"Little Ye Zi, this film is the most reasonable, even more reasonable than those anti-Japanese dramas shown on TV. Think about it, our army has become a martial arts, and the Japanese invaders have become a ninja. Look how balanced this is! You I think the name of the Zhensun Group is not good-sounding. Can I change it? I originally thought that the Zhensun Group is more like a samurai group than a ninja group, so the name is a bit inappropriate... "
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
I put my hands in my trouser pockets and gave Officer Ma a half-asleep face.
It was another weekend, because Zhuang Ni’s birthday (that is, Halloween) was coming soon, and the monitor was secretly preparing to celebrate her birthday. At this time, the principal He Qimei came to the monitor and said:
"What an injustice, Brother Ye Lin! The photographer had to ask me to take it back after packing it up! I didn't treat you to food..."
Not only are the lines fully written, but the ending song is also written.
With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process - after all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".
"Shusha, you did a good job at your part-time job at the Gardener's Cottage before. I'm sorry that you didn't continue it. There was something wrong with the staff duty schedule in the campus convenience store this Sunday, and as a result, not a single clerk came to work. I remembered that you helped out at a convenience store when you were a freshman in high school. Could you please call on a few classmates you trust to help the school run the convenience store for a day?"
"In this film, you have to fight against the 'Zhensun Group', a violent group composed of Japanese ronin... "
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
I put my hands in my trouser pockets and gave Officer Ma a half-asleep face.
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
"Prime Minister's Conditions" The crossroads we have walked through still bear the smoke of Marxism-Leninism and the silent whispers of the Great Wall of flesh and blood of the millions of martyrs of New China. The air is filled with the madness of military killing. Where will tomorrow's me and tomorrow's country go? I will strangle you until the last breath of my life! This script is a spoof of Zhou Enlai! Moreover, the name Shao Zhiqi seems to be an allusion to Liu Shaoqi! This kind of film is topical enough, but how can it pass the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television
"Master Xu, if you have time to be a naked demon, why not accept another movie directed by Cao! The male lead in "Octopus Man" is a bit perverted. I think it is very suitable for you. Can you accept it?" What about picking up? If you don’t pick up, it will be very difficult for me!”
"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow! Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order!"
"You bastard!" I pinned Shu Zhe on the bed and spanked him to vent my anger. "You don't eat perverted spicy chicken wings yourself, and you know that I don't eat too spicy food. Why did you bring it back and put it in the dormitory? It's obvious that you want to harm me. !”
"Would he be willing to act?" Director Cao was surprised. "After starring in "The Stand" and becoming popular, his salary has skyrocketed, and Octopus Man is not a character that can particularly accumulate popularity..."
"This is indeed a problem," Director Cao sighed. "It's rare that this script was written and sent in by an enthusiastic audience, and it was stated on it that I would only accept you as the starring role."
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, come to play the male lead in "Octopus Man".
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
roll! Please give this script to humane destruction as soon as possible! You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama!
Enthusiastic audience? Name me as the lead actor? With a bad premonition, I carefully looked for the signature on the script, and sure enough I found the four small characters "Teacher Cress".
While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake and inferior adult products I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.
There were reasons for the class monitor to quit his job in the gardener's hut. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin went to the class monitor in the gardener's hut many times on the grounds that he needed to stay up late to draw comics. Although the English conversation environment provided by Xiaoqin was also helpful to the monitor. , but Xiaoqin still made the sound of the pen tip rubbing on the paper in the middle of the night. This sound was particularly like a mouse grinding its teeth, which made the monitor nervous and couldn't sleep well. He was too embarrassed to tell Xiaoqin directly.
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
"Don't refuse so easily!" Director Cao said disappointedly, "Look at how many exciting lines there are in Octopus Man! For example, this one: 'Devil, please tell me the location of the time bomb! Otherwise I will use My tentacles will torture you to the point where you cannot live or die! These tentacles of justice will bravely push forward even into the wettest and darkest abyss and never look back!'"
Sure enough, it was written by Xiaoqin! No wonder the script style looks so familiar! I know that you have always been thinking about my wish to be a martial arts star when I was a child, and I am very grateful that you took the time to write a script for me after updating the comics. However, let alone making a movie and releasing this kind of script, even if you draw it into a comic It’s also easy to be harmonized!
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
"Prime Minister's Conditions" The crossroads we have walked through still bear the smoke of Marxism-Leninism and the silent whispers of the Great Wall of flesh and blood of the millions of martyrs of New China. The air is filled with the madness of military killing. Where will tomorrow's me and tomorrow's country go? I will strangle you until the last breath of my life! This script is a spoof of Zhou Enlai! Moreover, the name Shao Zhiqi seems to be an allusion to Liu Shaoqi! This kind of film is topical enough, but how can it pass the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
In this way, dormitory 222 spent another meaningful day amidst Shu Zhe's screams.
"Find a way to deal with Godzilla, Prime Minister!"
While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake and inferior adult products I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.
After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, come to play the male lead in "Octopus Man".
roll! Please give this script to humane destruction as soon as possible! You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama!
There were reasons for the class monitor to quit his job in the gardener's hut. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin went to the class monitor in the gardener's hut many times on the grounds that he needed to stay up late to draw comics. Although the English conversation environment provided by Xiaoqin was also helpful to the monitor. , but Xiaoqin still made the sound of the pen tip rubbing on the paper in the middle of the night. This sound was particularly like a mouse grinding its teeth, which made the monitor nervous and couldn't sleep well. He was too embarrassed to tell Xiaoqin directly.
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
What's even more outrageous is that one time, Xiaoqin stayed up late drawing comics and drank a new refreshing drink. It turned out that this drink contained trace amounts of alcohol. After being exposed to bwk, Xiaoqin, who was already a poor drinker, became easier to drink. After getting drunk, Xiaoqin developed a little bully personality. While she lost the paintings all over the floor, she woke up the squad leader who had finally fallen asleep and pinched her shoulders. If the squad leader didn't agree, he used his fists to scare her. She had been a bully for another night.
Afterwards, these performance artists were questioned by the police. Officer Ma specifically came to ask me if I had provided the inflatable dolls that these people carried while streaking.
"Would he be willing to act?" Director Cao was surprised. "After starring in "The Stand" and becoming popular, his salary has skyrocketed, and Octopus Man is not a character that can particularly accumulate popularity..."
"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow! Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order!"
"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
"In this film, you have to fight against the 'Zhensun Group', a violent group composed of Japanese ronin... "
Director Cao did not give up and read me the script of "The Heroes of China: The Anti-Japanese King".
The massage sticks that once caused rumors about girls from Qingzi High School, I threw them into a garbage dump far away from the school under the cover of darkness.
roll! Please give this script to humane destruction as soon as possible! You might as well ask Shu Zhe to act in this drama!
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
Huh, you know that whoever plays Squidward loses fashion points! Then would you recommend it to me
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
The massage sticks that once caused rumors about girls from Qingzi High School, I threw them into a garbage dump far away from the school under the cover of darkness.
Although Xiaoqin desperately apologized to the squad leader after she woke up the next day, the squad leader felt tired and didn't love her anymore. She quit her part-time job in the gardener's cabin and returned to the girls' dormitory to sleep with Gong Caicai every night, which made Gong Caicai do less work. Had many nightmares.
Enthusiastic audience? Name me as the lead actor? With a bad premonition, I carefully looked for the signature on the script, and sure enough I found the four small characters "Teacher Cress".
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
"What an injustice, Brother Ye Lin! The photographer had to ask me to take it back after packing it up! I didn't treat you to food..."
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow! Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order!"
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
Not only are the lines fully written, but the ending song is also written.
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
Although Xiaoqin desperately apologized to the squad leader after she woke up the next day, the squad leader felt tired and didn't love her anymore. She quit her part-time job in the gardener's cabin and returned to the girls' dormitory to sleep with Gong Caicai every night, which made Gong Caicai do less work. Had many nightmares.
With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process - after all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".
"Master Xu, if you have time to be a naked demon, why not accept another movie directed by Cao! The male lead in "Octopus Man" is a bit perverted. I think it is very suitable for you. Can you accept it?" What about picking up? If you don’t pick up, it will be very difficult for me!”
"Who picked the name! I will never be more inferior to this one! Doesn't it matter that it sounds like such a weak enemy!"
After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, come to play the male lead in "Octopus Man".
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
"Prime Minister's Conditions" The crossroads we have walked through still bear the smoke of Marxism-Leninism and the silent whispers of the Great Wall of flesh and blood of the millions of martyrs of New China. The air is filled with the madness of military killing. Where will tomorrow's me and tomorrow's country go? I will strangle you until the last breath of my life! This script is a spoof of Zhou Enlai! Moreover, the name Shao Zhiqi seems to be an allusion to Liu Shaoqi! This kind of film is topical enough, but how can it pass the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television
"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow! Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order!"
With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process - after all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".
With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process - after all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".
Seeing that I was also very dissatisfied with "The Heroes of China: The Anti-Japanese King", Director Cao felt aggrieved.
"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
Enthusiastic audience? Name me as the lead actor? With a bad premonition, I carefully looked for the signature on the script, and sure enough I found the four small characters "Teacher Cress".
Not only are the lines fully written, but the ending song is also written.
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script - "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
While Aunt Ren was opening a martial arts gym, Director Cao was filming movies, and Shu Zhe was working as a nude substitute, I took the time to get rid of all the fake and inferior adult products I left in the school last time, so as to avoid long nights and dreams.
"Prime Minister's Conditions" The crossroads we have walked through still bear the smoke of Marxism-Leninism and the silent whispers of the Great Wall of flesh and blood of the millions of martyrs of New China. The air is filled with the madness of military killing. Where will tomorrow's me and tomorrow's country go? I will strangle you until the last breath of my life! This script is a spoof of Zhou Enlai! Moreover, the name Shao Zhiqi seems to be an allusion to Liu Shaoqi! This kind of film is topical enough, but how can it pass the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television
"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
"Shusha, you did a good job at your part-time job at the Gardener's Cottage before. I'm sorry that you didn't continue it. There was something wrong with the staff duty schedule in the campus convenience store this Sunday, and as a result, not a single clerk came to work. I remembered that you helped out at a convenience store when you were a freshman in high school. Could you please call on a few classmates you trust to help the school run the convenience store for a day?"
The massage sticks that once caused rumors about girls from Qingzi High School, I threw them into a garbage dump far away from the school under the cover of darkness.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
Enthusiastic audience? Name me as the lead actor? With a bad premonition, I carefully looked for the signature on the script, and sure enough I found the four small characters "Teacher Cress".
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
“The Prime Minister’s mission is to save China!”
The delay wipes are used by me to wipe the dust on the table. Apart from the smell of medicine, they are basically very useful.
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
The delay wipes are used by me to wipe the dust on the table. Apart from the smell of medicine, they are basically very useful.
Afterwards, these performance artists were questioned by the police. Officer Ma specifically came to ask me if I had provided the inflatable dolls that these people carried while streaking.
I put my hands in my trouser pockets and gave Officer Ma a half-asleep face.
There were reasons for the class monitor to quit his job in the gardener's hut. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin went to the class monitor in the gardener's hut many times on the grounds that he needed to stay up late to draw comics. Although the English conversation environment provided by Xiaoqin was also helpful to the monitor. , but Xiaoqin still made the sound of the pen tip rubbing on the paper in the middle of the night. This sound was particularly like a mouse grinding its teeth, which made the monitor nervous and couldn't sleep well. He was too embarrassed to tell Xiaoqin directly.
Afterwards, these performance artists were questioned by the police. Officer Ma specifically came to ask me if I had provided the inflatable dolls that these people carried while streaking.
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
Although Xiaoqin desperately apologized to the squad leader after she woke up the next day, the squad leader felt tired and didn't love her anymore. She quit her part-time job in the gardener's cabin and returned to the girls' dormitory to sleep with Gong Caicai every night, which made Gong Caicai do less work. Had many nightmares.
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
"I gave it to them, but I don't know what they are going to use it for!"
There were reasons for the class monitor to quit his job in the gardener's hut. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin went to the class monitor in the gardener's hut many times on the grounds that he needed to stay up late to draw comics. Although the English conversation environment provided by Xiaoqin was also helpful to the monitor. , but Xiaoqin still made the sound of the pen tip rubbing on the paper in the middle of the night. This sound was particularly like a mouse grinding its teeth, which made the monitor nervous and couldn't sleep well. He was too embarrassed to tell Xiaoqin directly.
After I rejected a lot of scripts, Director Cao fiercely took out what was at the bottom of the box.
I put my hands in my trouser pockets and gave Officer Ma a half-asleep face.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
"You bastard!" I pinned Shu Zhe on the bed and spanked him to vent my anger. "You don't eat perverted spicy chicken wings yourself, and you know that I don't eat too spicy food. Why did you bring it back and put it in the dormitory? It's obvious that you want to harm me. !”
"Prime Minister, the Trisolarans are here! They invite you to participate in the First Martial Arts Tournament in the universe. If you refuse to participate, they will use Star Destroyers to destroy the earth! You shoulder the high hopes of 8 billion people around the world, please be sure to win. !”
"How dare you talk back!"
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
After discussing for most of the day, we still couldn't reach an agreement on cooperation with Director Cao. I couldn't bear to see Director Cao come back empty-handed, so I recommended to Director Cao that Xu Tianming, the director of Xu Shaotuan, come to play the male lead in "Octopus Man".
"Shame!" Probably because there was no solid evidence, Officer Ma could only shout to me, "The moral standards of the entire Dongshan City have been lowered by you!"
"Little Ye Zi, this film is the most reasonable, even more reasonable than those anti-Japanese dramas shown on TV. Think about it, our army has become a martial arts, and the Japanese invaders have become a ninja. Look how balanced this is! You I think the name of the Zhensun Group is not good-sounding. Can I change it? I originally thought that the Zhensun Group is more like a samurai group than a ninja group, so the name is a bit inappropriate... "
When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script - "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".
Enthusiastic audience? Name me as the lead actor? With a bad premonition, I carefully looked for the signature on the script, and sure enough I found the four small characters "Teacher Cress".
"What an injustice, Brother Ye Lin! The photographer had to ask me to take it back after packing it up! I didn't treat you to food..."
"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
The delay wipes are used by me to wipe the dust on the table. Apart from the smell of medicine, they are basically very useful.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
"You bastard!" I pinned Shu Zhe on the bed and spanked him to vent my anger. "You don't eat perverted spicy chicken wings yourself, and you know that I don't eat too spicy food. Why did you bring it back and put it in the dormitory? It's obvious that you want to harm me. !”
Sure enough, it was written by Xiaoqin! No wonder the script style looks so familiar! I know that you have always been thinking about my wish to be a martial arts star when I was a child, and I am very grateful that you took the time to write a script for me after updating the comics. However, let alone making a movie and releasing this kind of script, even if you draw it into a comic It’s also easy to be harmonized!
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
Sure enough, it was written by Xiaoqin! No wonder the script style looks so familiar! I know that you have always been thinking about my wish to be a martial arts star when I was a child, and I am very grateful that you took the time to write a script for me after updating the comics. However, let alone making a movie and releasing this kind of script, even if you draw it into a comic It’s also easy to be harmonized!
"How dare you talk back!"
The massage sticks that once caused rumors about girls from Qingzi High School, I threw them into a garbage dump far away from the school under the cover of darkness.
Director Cao did not give up and read me the script of "The Heroes of China: The Anti-Japanese King".
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
"You bastard!" I pinned Shu Zhe on the bed and spanked him to vent my anger. "You don't eat perverted spicy chicken wings yourself, and you know that I don't eat too spicy food. Why did you bring it back and put it in the dormitory? It's obvious that you want to harm me. !”
I told Director Cao not to worry, I had a way to get Xu Tianming to take over the script for "Octopus Man" (I had evidence that Xu Tianming was a naked demon). Seeing that I was so sure, Director Cao happily left.
"Would he be willing to act?" Director Cao was surprised. "After starring in "The Stand" and becoming popular, his salary has skyrocketed, and Octopus Man is not a character that can particularly accumulate popularity..."
"Would he be willing to act?" Director Cao was surprised. "After starring in "The Stand" and becoming popular, his salary has skyrocketed, and Octopus Man is not a character that can particularly accumulate popularity..."
It's almost late October, and the weather in Dongshan City is getting colder. Everyone at Qingzi High School has added the inner lining that comes with the school uniform. Girls also have black velvet stockings for autumn and winter, although the transparency is not as transparent as silk stockings. |Socks, but it is also a beautiful scenery from a distance.
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
After I rejected a lot of scripts, Director Cao fiercely took out what was at the bottom of the box.
"What an injustice, Brother Ye Lin! The photographer had to ask me to take it back after packing it up! I didn't treat you to food..."
"Prime Minister's Conditions" The crossroads we have walked through still bear the smoke of Marxism-Leninism and the silent whispers of the Great Wall of flesh and blood of the millions of martyrs of New China. The air is filled with the madness of military killing. Where will tomorrow's me and tomorrow's country go? I will strangle you until the last breath of my life! This script is a spoof of Zhou Enlai! Moreover, the name Shao Zhiqi seems to be an allusion to Liu Shaoqi! This kind of film is topical enough, but how can it pass the review of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television
When I saw what Director Cao said was so awesome, I went over to take a look and saw seven words written on the cover of the script - "The Hard-working Prime Minister Shao Zhiqi".
There were reasons for the class monitor to quit his job in the gardener's hut. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin went to the class monitor in the gardener's hut many times on the grounds that he needed to stay up late to draw comics. Although the English conversation environment provided by Xiaoqin was also helpful to the monitor. , but Xiaoqin still made the sound of the pen tip rubbing on the paper in the middle of the night. This sound was particularly like a mouse grinding its teeth, which made the monitor nervous and couldn't sleep well. He was too embarrassed to tell Xiaoqin directly.
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
"Fuck your sister's "Octopusman"! This is a variation of the tentacle style in the Japanese h-cartoon! Even if you make money by making normal movies, you always want to make porn movies, right?"
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
"How dare you talk back!"
Principal He Qimei couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat on his forehead when he thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Another reason why the squad leader resigned from his part-time job in the Gardener's Cottage was because Principal He Qimei had increased scholarships for outstanding students in order for Qingzi High School to pass the college entrance examination. In addition, since Shu Zhe signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, although I haven't seen him appear in any movies, but he can receive enough pocket money from time to time, making that part-time job less important to the monitor.
"Who picked the name! I will never be more inferior to this one! Doesn't it matter that it sounds like such a weak enemy!"
In this way, dormitory 222 spent another meaningful day amidst Shu Zhe's screams.
"This is indeed a problem," Director Cao sighed. "It's rare that this script was written and sent in by an enthusiastic audience, and it was stated on it that I would only accept you as the starring role."
"You bastard!" I pinned Shu Zhe on the bed and spanked him to vent my anger. "You don't eat perverted spicy chicken wings yourself, and you know that I don't eat too spicy food. Why did you bring it back and put it in the dormitory? It's obvious that you want to harm me. !”
It's almost late October, and the weather in Dongshan City is getting colder. Everyone at Qingzi High School has added the inner lining that comes with the school uniform. Girls also have black velvet stockings for autumn and winter, although the transparency is not as transparent as silk stockings. |Socks, but it is also a beautiful scenery from a distance.
What's even more outrageous is that one time, Xiaoqin stayed up late drawing comics and drank a new refreshing drink. It turned out that this drink contained trace amounts of alcohol. After being exposed to bwk, Xiaoqin, who was already a poor drinker, became easier to drink. After getting drunk, Xiaoqin developed a little bully personality. While she lost the paintings all over the floor, she woke up the squad leader who had finally fallen asleep and pinched her shoulders. If the squad leader didn't agree, he used his fists to scare her. She had been a bully for another night.
The massage sticks that once caused rumors about girls from Qingzi High School, I threw them into a garbage dump far away from the school under the cover of darkness.
The massage sticks that once caused rumors about girls from Qingzi High School, I threw them into a garbage dump far away from the school under the cover of darkness.
The only accident was when I mistakenly ate the abnormally spicy chicken wings that Shu Zhe brought back. They were so spicy that I made a mistake and wiped my mouth with a delay wipe, which made my lips numb all afternoon.
“The Prime Minister’s mission is to save China!”
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
"Shame!" Probably because there was no solid evidence, Officer Ma could only shout to me, "The moral standards of the entire Dongshan City have been lowered by you!"
It was another weekend, because Zhuang Ni’s birthday (that is, Halloween) was coming soon, and the monitor was secretly preparing to celebrate her birthday. At this time, the principal He Qimei came to the monitor and said:
"Little Ye Zi, this film is the most reasonable, even more reasonable than those anti-Japanese dramas shown on TV. Think about it, our army has become a martial arts, and the Japanese invaders have become a ninja. Look how balanced this is! You I think the name of the Zhensun Group is not good-sounding. Can I change it? I originally thought that the Zhensun Group is more like a samurai group than a ninja group, so the name is a bit inappropriate... "
Not only are the lines fully written, but the ending song is also written.
Sure enough, it was written by Xiaoqin! No wonder the script style looks so familiar! I know that you have always been thinking about my wish to be a martial arts star when I was a child, and I am very grateful that you took the time to write a script for me after updating the comics. However, let alone making a movie and releasing this kind of script, even if you draw it into a comic It’s also easy to be harmonized!
"Shusha, you did a good job at your part-time job at the Gardener's Cottage before. I'm sorry that you didn't continue it. There was something wrong with the staff duty schedule in the campus convenience store this Sunday, and as a result, not a single clerk came to work. I remembered that you helped out at a convenience store when you were a freshman in high school. Could you please call on a few classmates you trust to help the school run the convenience store for a day?"
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
Afterwards, these performance artists were questioned by the police. Officer Ma specifically came to ask me if I had provided the inflatable dolls that these people carried while streaking.
Another reason why the squad leader resigned from his part-time job in the Gardener's Cottage was because Principal He Qimei had increased scholarships for outstanding students in order for Qingzi High School to pass the college entrance examination. In addition, since Shu Zhe signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, although I haven't seen him appear in any movies, but he can receive enough pocket money from time to time, making that part-time job less important to the monitor.
"Find a way to deal with Godzilla, Prime Minister!"
The delay wipes are used by me to wipe the dust on the table. Apart from the smell of medicine, they are basically very useful.
There were reasons for the class monitor to quit his job in the gardener's hut. After returning from the island trip, Xiaoqin went to the class monitor in the gardener's hut many times on the grounds that he needed to stay up late to draw comics. Although the English conversation environment provided by Xiaoqin was also helpful to the monitor. , but Xiaoqin still made the sound of the pen tip rubbing on the paper in the middle of the night. This sound was particularly like a mouse grinding its teeth, which made the monitor nervous and couldn't sleep well. He was too embarrassed to tell Xiaoqin directly.
"Prime Minister, Prime Minister! You have worked hard for the country and the people all your life, and finally you became ill from overwork and traveled west! We will definitely inherit your legacy and train another prime minister to take the blame for the people!"
"Prime Minister, the mutant experiment in the United States is out of control. Wolverine and Deadpool are coming to kill them! Please stop them and ensure the safe evacuation of the people!"
What's even more outrageous is that one time, Xiaoqin stayed up late drawing comics and drank a new refreshing drink. It turned out that this drink contained trace amounts of alcohol. After being exposed to bwk, Xiaoqin, who was already a poor drinker, became easier to drink. After getting drunk, Xiaoqin developed a little bully personality. While she lost the paintings all over the floor, she woke up the squad leader who had finally fallen asleep and pinched her shoulders. If the squad leader didn't agree, he used his fists to scare her. She had been a bully for another night.
It was another weekend, because Zhuang Ni’s birthday (that is, Halloween) was coming soon, and the monitor was secretly preparing to celebrate her birthday. At this time, the principal He Qimei came to the monitor and said:
After I rejected a lot of scripts, Director Cao fiercely took out what was at the bottom of the box.
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
Although Xiaoqin desperately apologized to the squad leader after she woke up the next day, the squad leader felt tired and didn't love her anymore. She quit her part-time job in the gardener's cabin and returned to the girls' dormitory to sleep with Gong Caicai every night, which made Gong Caicai do less work. Had many nightmares.
"What an injustice, Brother Ye Lin! The photographer had to ask me to take it back after packing it up! I didn't treat you to food..."
Hearing my stern refusal, Director Cao scratched his ears and said, "Actually, I think this film is quite suitable for you, but not another similar script I have, which was written by a Japanese friend and is called " I was turned into a girl by a god and forced to marry a tentacle monster..."
Another reason why the squad leader resigned from his part-time job in the Gardener's Cottage was because Principal He Qimei had increased scholarships for outstanding students in order for Qingzi High School to pass the college entrance examination. In addition, since Shu Zhe signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, although I haven't seen him appear in any movies, but he can receive enough pocket money from time to time, making that part-time job less important to the monitor.
"Shusha, you did a good job at your part-time job at the Gardener's Cottage before. I'm sorry that you didn't continue it. There was something wrong with the staff duty schedule in the campus convenience store this Sunday, and as a result, not a single clerk came to work. I remembered that you helped out at a convenience store when you were a freshman in high school. Could you please call on a few classmates you trust to help the school run the convenience store for a day?"
Principal He Qimei couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat on his forehead when he thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"What an injustice, Brother Ye Lin! The photographer had to ask me to take it back after packing it up! I didn't treat you to food..."
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
Enthusiastic audience? Name me as the lead actor? With a bad premonition, I carefully looked for the signature on the script, and sure enough I found the four small characters "Teacher Cress".
Another reason why the squad leader resigned from his part-time job in the Gardener's Cottage was because Principal He Qimei had increased scholarships for outstanding students in order for Qingzi High School to pass the college entrance examination. In addition, since Shu Zhe signed a contract with Tianmu Starlight, although I haven't seen him appear in any movies, but he can receive enough pocket money from time to time, making that part-time job less important to the monitor.
"Find a way to deal with Godzilla, Prime Minister!"
After flipping through two pages, I saw the lines inside were like this:
Afterwards, these performance artists were questioned by the police. Officer Ma specifically came to ask me if I had provided the inflatable dolls that these people carried while streaking.
"Principal He, since the situation requires help and you trust me so much, then leave it to me to take charge of the school convenience store tomorrow! Not only will I complete the normal business, but I will also keep all the merchandise in order!"
"In this film, you have to fight against the 'Zhensun Group', a violent group composed of Japanese ronin... "
"You bastard!" I pinned Shu Zhe on the bed and spanked him to vent my anger. "You don't eat perverted spicy chicken wings yourself, and you know that I don't eat too spicy food. Why did you bring it back and put it in the dormitory? It's obvious that you want to harm me. !”
As for the deflated inflatable doll "Seven Fairies", I gave it to a certain performance artist who planned to run naked with the inflatable doll. It is said that he was determined to compete with the naked man running around with the inflatable doll in Beijing. Since the quality was not enough, he had to make up for the quantity. Form a Rainbow Seven team with your friends and run naked together.
Principal He Qimei couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat on his forehead when he thought of Shusha's obsessive-compulsive disorder.
After Shu Zhe appeared in nude scenes in several films, his temperament has become more feminine. His whining voice made me very uneasy.
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
"Master Xu, if you have time to be a naked demon, why not accept another movie directed by Cao! The male lead in "Octopus Man" is a bit perverted. I think it is very suitable for you. Can you accept it?" What about picking up? If you don’t pick up, it will be very difficult for me!”
"Who wrote the lines? Is there any tentacled monster from ancient times to the present that is just? Stop talking, I will never act in this film! Just find whoever you want to act! "
With the clue in my hand, Master Xu had no choice but to agree to my request. However, he seemed to be quite content during the acting process - after all, in the film, Octopus Man had twelve witch opponents who needed to be "punished".
The filming of "Octopus Man" was very lively. Many students from Zhonghai Civil and Military School, including Wei Yu, made guest appearances, and even the albino monkey adopted by the Yining District Fire Captain in Cuisong Mountain. Later, this little monkey left a deep impression on the movie audience on the shoulders of the chief witch, and has since become an animal movie star. The appearance fees are getting higher and higher day by day. It can be seen that in Dongshan City, not only are people often inferior to dogs, but also people are often Not as good as a monkey.
After flipping through two pages, I saw the lines inside were like this:
"Don't refuse so easily!" Director Cao said disappointedly, "Look at how many exciting lines there are in Octopus Man! For example, this one: 'Devil, please tell me the location of the time bomb! Otherwise I will use My tentacles will torture you to the point where you cannot live or die! These tentacles of justice will bravely push forward even into the wettest and darkest abyss and never look back!'"