Zhuang Ni, who was behind the service desk, had a demonstrative fake smile on her face and entered the role at the same time as me.
"Oh," Zhuang Ni said with a slightly regretful expression, "I'm really sorry. The store manager stipulates that only soaps that are uncomfortable when used with gay friends can be returned. Your situation does not fall under the conditions for return or exchange. We are sorry that we can't help. .”
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
Xiaoqin covered her mouth and laughed: "It's the elementary school text "Cao Chong Weighs the Elephant"!"
Eunuch Cao said sarcastically: "Why don't you buy something? I got up so early to buy something! You are a shop assistant now, so don't be so disrespectful to customers."
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"Is 500 pounds a fat pig destined for slaughter?" the loudspeaker said angrily, "I don't know how to read the readings, just admit it honestly like me, don't make random guesses!"
"Customer, there is no problem with our soap. Products that have been opened will not be returned or exchanged."
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
It turned out that the measurement method of the large scale was very primitive, and there was no intuitive dial. The big speaker frowned and studied it for a while, but couldn't figure it out.
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
Zhuang Ni shrugged, "I'm talking about coupons. Once you get a coupon provided by the store manager that looks like a discount but is actually a scam, most SB customers will leave with satisfaction. Caicai, don't you like animals? The whole process It's nothing complicated, just treat your customers not as people, but as a manic animal, and by refusing their request you are placating the animal, the only thing to remember is to always have a fake smile on your face, got it ?"
"Oh, it turns out that you felt that the soap was not easy to use when you took a shower." Zhuang Ni nodded with a very understanding attitude, "So you have already opened and used this soap. In this case , our store can no longer return it to you, sorry!"
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"Go to hell! Don't think I haven't watched porn!" Xiong Yaoyue came to her senses and struck Eunuch Cao to his knees with an attack aimed at the crotch.
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret and cannot be disclosed casually!"
Zhuang Ni's expression remained unchanged, "Although it has not been opened physically, you have opened it mentally."
"Because it's made of latex!" Xiong Yaoyue's patience is reaching its limit.
Since Zhuang Ni knew that the squad leader was secretly planning to celebrate her birthday, she seemed to be in a better mood than usual and talked more than usual.
What a fallacy is this! Are you saying in a pun that I am not mentally a virgin? The specific content of the dream reincarnation created by Xiaoyin should not be known to outsiders. Even if you find out through hacking methods, there is nothing to be proud of - I have ooxxed you hundreds of times on a spiritual level.
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
When Da Xiaoxian was cleaning the floor, he found a large scale for weighing heavy goods in the corner, so he asked Xiao Qin, who was checking the price tag next to him, and said: "Hey, stand up and let me see how much you weigh?" "
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
"Oh," Zhuang Ni said with a slightly regretful expression, "I'm really sorry. The store manager stipulates that only soaps that are uncomfortable when used with gay friends can be returned. Your situation does not fall under the conditions for return or exchange. We are sorry that we can't help. .”
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie -" Eunuch Cao walked in with a strange smile while rubbing his hands, saying hello to everyone as he walked.
Xiaoqin covered her mouth and laughed: "It's the elementary school text "Cao Chong Weighs the Elephant"!"
"What does it mean that this soap has been mentally opened?" I continued to play the role of a manic customer. Xiaoqin found it interesting watching from a distance, so she came to join in the fun.
"You have eyes, can't you see by yourself?" Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes at Eunuch Cao, as if she was ignoring him.
"Latex comes and goes, are you deliberately taking advantage of me? I am not someone to be trifled with!!"
Walking to a shelf selling cleaning products, Eunuch Cao saw Xiong Yaoyue standing nearby, so he pointed to a kind of gloves on the shelf and asked, "What are these gloves made of?"
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret and cannot be disclosed casually!"
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
"Because it's made of latex!" Xiong Yaoyue's patience is reaching its limit.
"You guys, if you want to know the weight of the big speaker, you can't just rely on instruments. You have to find Cao Chong!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I pointed at Xiaoqin in a very amused way and said, "You guys are all in the same group! Are you going to return this soap to me? If not, I will never end it with you!"
It turned out that the measurement method of the large scale was very primitive, and there was no intuitive dial. The big speaker frowned and studied it for a while, but couldn't figure it out.
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
"Because it's made of latex!" Xiong Yaoyue's patience is reaching its limit.
"Did you see it?" Zhuang Ni pointed out my direction to Gong Caicai like a zoo commentator.
When Da Xiaoxian was cleaning the floor, he found a large scale for weighing heavy goods in the corner, so he asked Xiao Qin, who was checking the price tag next to him, and said: "Hey, stand up and let me see how much you weigh?" "
"How stupid!" Xiong Yaoyue said sarcastically, "If you stand up, I will give you a reading!"
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
Da Xiao, a one-day employee, seemed to have no psychological pressure, so Eunuch Cao had no choice but to stop arguing with her and start choosing at will from the shelves.
asshole! Did you actually seduce me into a logical trap? Although I said at the beginning that I wanted to return the soap because it was not easy to use, the soap in front of me was clearly unopened!
"What's wrong with me disrespecting you?" Big Speaker put his hands on his hips, "You can complain to me if you can!"
The squad leader thought about this and said to Xiong Yaoyue: "We should try our best to help customers solve their problems. Before other customers come, you can use Cao Jingshen as a customer sample and practice it on the spot!"
Big Speaker looked Xiaoqin up and down and complained: "It's not good to be too underweight. You know that according to American weight standards, you are all too thin. There was once a female international student who was banned from the United States because she weighed less than 100 kilograms. My classmate is suspected of being domestically abused! The American standards are so good. It would be great if China can implement them as well, preferably the Tang Dynasty standards... "
"Of course I'm alone! What do you mean by asking me over and over again if I have any gay friends!?"
"What gloves?" Eunuch Cao pretended to be deaf and asked again.
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret and cannot be disclosed casually!"
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
Xiong Yaoyue and Xiao Qin's heads were close together, studying the readings of the scale.
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
When Da Xiaoxian was cleaning the floor, he found a large scale for weighing heavy goods in the corner, so he asked Xiao Qin, who was checking the price tag next to him, and said: "Hey, stand up and let me see how much you weigh?" "
Your sister! Are you insinuating that I am playing with soap? Of course I use it when I take a shower!
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
"Of course I'm alone! What do you mean by asking me over and over again if I have any gay friends!?"
"Oh, it turns out that you felt that the soap was not easy to use when you took a shower." Zhuang Ni nodded with a very understanding attitude, "So you have already opened and used this soap. In this case , our store can no longer return it to you, sorry!"
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
"Why don't wearing latex gloves hurt your hands?" Eunuch Cao asked again with a look of thirsty for knowledge.
"Customer, there is no problem with our soap. Products that have been opened will not be returned or exchanged."
The loudspeaker hummed: "You're not welcome! If you don't want to buy something, leave quickly!"
asshole! Did you actually seduce me into a logical trap? Although I said at the beginning that I wanted to return the soap because it was not easy to use, the soap in front of me was clearly unopened!
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
"Is 500 pounds a fat pig destined for slaughter?" the loudspeaker said angrily, "I don't know how to read the readings, just admit it honestly like me, don't make random guesses!"
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
"Did you see it?" Zhuang Ni pointed out my direction to Gong Caicai like a zoo commentator.
"Listen up," I calmed down a little, "I bought two bars of soap in one piece. I feel uncomfortable using the one that has been opened, so I want to return the unopened one! My request is quite reasonable!"
"Of course I'm alone! What do you mean by asking me over and over again if I have any gay friends!?"
Big Speaker looked Xiaoqin up and down and complained: "It's not good to be too underweight. You know that according to American weight standards, you are all too thin. There was once a female international student who was banned from the United States because she weighed less than 100 kilograms. My classmate is suspected of being domestically abused! The American standards are so good. It would be great if China can implement them as well, preferably the Tang Dynasty standards... "
The result was beyond my expectation. As soon as the store opened for business at 7:30, a wretched figure came in from the front door of the convenience store—if I looked carefully, who could it be if it wasn’t Eunuch Cao
"Then..." Zhuang Ni still had a fake smile on her face, "Customer, when you use it, are you alone or with your friends at the same time?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I pointed at Xiaoqin in a very amused way and said, "You guys are all in the same group! Are you going to return this soap to me? If not, I will never end it with you!"
"Why don't wearing latex gloves hurt your hands?" Eunuch Cao asked again with a look of thirsty for knowledge.
"Did you see it?" Zhuang Ni pointed out my direction to Gong Caicai like a zoo commentator.
"Of course I'm alone! What do you mean by asking me over and over again if I have any gay friends!?"
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
"Go to hell! Don't think I haven't watched porn!" Xiong Yaoyue came to her senses and struck Eunuch Cao to his knees with an attack aimed at the crotch.
"Latex comes and goes, are you deliberately taking advantage of me? I am not someone to be trifled with!!"
Da Xiao, a one-day employee, seemed to have no psychological pressure, so Eunuch Cao had no choice but to stop arguing with her and start choosing at will from the shelves.
"Did you see it?" Zhuang Ni pointed out my direction to Gong Caicai like a zoo commentator.
"You guys, if you want to know the weight of the big speaker, you can't just rely on instruments. You have to find Cao Chong!"
"Oh," Zhuang Ni said with a slightly regretful expression, "I'm really sorry. The store manager stipulates that only soaps that are uncomfortable when used with gay friends can be returned. Your situation does not fall under the conditions for return or exchange. We are sorry that we can't help. .”
"You have eyes, can't you see by yourself?" Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes at Eunuch Cao, as if she was ignoring him.
Zhuang Ni's expression remained unchanged, "Although it has not been opened physically, you have opened it mentally."
Because I used too many acting skills when playing the role of a customer, Gong Caicai's eyes widened all the time and she didn't dare to interrupt. At this time, Zhuang Ni pointed at me and said to Gong Caicai:
Xiaoqin covered her mouth and laughed: "It's the elementary school text "Cao Chong Weighs the Elephant"!"
"Is 500 pounds a fat pig destined for slaughter?" the loudspeaker said angrily, "I don't know how to read the readings, just admit it honestly like me, don't make random guesses!"
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
"You guys, if you want to know the weight of the big speaker, you can't just rely on instruments. You have to find Cao Chong!"
"Gorilla? Banana?" Gong Caicai was puzzled.
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
"What?" Xiaoqin's face changed greatly, "You want to be with the squad leader?"
"Is latex great?" Eunuch Cao pretended to argue with Xiong Yaoyue, "How can you prove to me that your latex is great?"
"Go to hell! Don't think I haven't watched porn!" Xiong Yaoyue came to her senses and struck Eunuch Cao to his knees with an attack aimed at the crotch.
Da Xiao, a one-day employee, seemed to have no psychological pressure, so Eunuch Cao had no choice but to stop arguing with her and start choosing at will from the shelves.
"Customer, there is no problem with our soap. Products that have been opened will not be returned or exchanged."
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
Xiaoqin covered her mouth and laughed: "It's the elementary school text "Cao Chong Weighs the Elephant"!"
Because I used too many acting skills when playing the role of a customer, Gong Caicai's eyes widened all the time and she didn't dare to interrupt. At this time, Zhuang Ni pointed at me and said to Gong Caicai:
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
"Master! Mr. Monitor! And other dear classmates! I heard that you are here today to replace the clerk on duty, so I came here to see you!"
Eunuch Cao said sarcastically: "Why don't you buy something? I got up so early to buy something! You are a shop assistant now, so don't be so disrespectful to customers."
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
asshole! Did you actually seduce me into a logical trap? Although I said at the beginning that I wanted to return the soap because it was not easy to use, the soap in front of me was clearly unopened!
"What?" Xiaoqin's face changed greatly, "You want to be with the squad leader?"
"Gorilla? Banana?" Gong Caicai was puzzled.
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
She said and stood up with her head held high.
"Gorilla? Banana?" Gong Caicai was puzzled.
It turned out that the measurement method of the large scale was very primitive, and there was no intuitive dial. The big speaker frowned and studied it for a while, but couldn't figure it out.
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
Zhuang Ni shrugged, "I'm talking about coupons. Once you get a coupon provided by the store manager that looks like a discount but is actually a scam, most SB customers will leave with satisfaction. Caicai, don't you like animals? The whole process It's nothing complicated, just treat your customers not as people, but as a manic animal, and by refusing their request you are placating the animal, the only thing to remember is to always have a fake smile on your face, got it ?"
"Um, is it 500 catties or 1,000 catties..."
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, "Who is Cao Chong?"
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, "Who is Cao Chong?"
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
"Customer, there is no problem with our soap. Products that have been opened will not be returned or exchanged."
"Because it's made of latex!" Xiong Yaoyue's patience is reaching its limit.
Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed in school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping in. Very few come to the convenience store to buy things early in the morning. Although the monitor asked us to cheer up, I feel Maybe no one will come in until nine o'clock.
Xiong Yaoyue and Xiao Qin's heads were close together, studying the readings of the scale.
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
"Yes, sir!" Xiong Yaoyue took the lead and stood at attention and gave a military salute to the squad leader. Xiao Qin also imitated her best friend's movements.
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
The squad leader thought about this and said to Xiong Yaoyue: "We should try our best to help customers solve their problems. Before other customers come, you can use Cao Jingshen as a customer sample and practice it on the spot!"
"Um, is it 500 catties or 1,000 catties..."
"Latex comes and goes, are you deliberately taking advantage of me? I am not someone to be trifled with!!"
"You have eyes, can't you see by yourself?" Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes at Eunuch Cao, as if she was ignoring him.
It turned out that the measurement method of the large scale was very primitive, and there was no intuitive dial. The big speaker frowned and studied it for a while, but couldn't figure it out.
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
Since Zhuang Ni knew that the squad leader was secretly planning to celebrate her birthday, she seemed to be in a better mood than usual and talked more than usual.
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, came here at some point. She saw Big Speaker standing on the scale, frowned and shook her head:
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie -" Eunuch Cao walked in with a strange smile while rubbing his hands, saying hello to everyone as he walked.
Eunuch Cao said sarcastically: "Why don't you buy something? I got up so early to buy something! You are a shop assistant now, so don't be so disrespectful to customers."
When Da Xiaoxian was cleaning the floor, he found a large scale for weighing heavy goods in the corner, so he asked Xiao Qin, who was checking the price tag next to him, and said: "Hey, stand up and let me see how much you weigh?" "
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
"Oh, it turns out that you felt that the soap was not easy to use when you took a shower." Zhuang Ni nodded with a very understanding attitude, "So you have already opened and used this soap. In this case , our store can no longer return it to you, sorry!"
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret and cannot be disclosed casually!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
"Oh, it turns out that you felt that the soap was not easy to use when you took a shower." Zhuang Ni nodded with a very understanding attitude, "So you have already opened and used this soap. In this case , our store can no longer return it to you, sorry!"
Big Speaker looked Xiaoqin up and down and complained: "It's not good to be too underweight. You know that according to American weight standards, you are all too thin. There was once a female international student who was banned from the United States because she weighed less than 100 kilograms. My classmate is suspected of being domestically abused! The American standards are so good. It would be great if China can implement them as well, preferably the Tang Dynasty standards... "
"You are the elephant! Your whole family is an elephant!" Big Speaker jumped off the scale, chased Zhuang Ni and tried to choke her. Finally, the squad leader spoke up to stop their nonsense.
Zhuang Ni shrugged, "I'm talking about coupons. Once you get a coupon provided by the store manager that looks like a discount but is actually a scam, most SB customers will leave with satisfaction. Caicai, don't you like animals? The whole process It's nothing complicated, just treat your customers not as people, but as a manic animal, and by refusing their request you are placating the animal, the only thing to remember is to always have a fake smile on your face, got it ?"
Zhuang Ni, who was behind the service desk, had a demonstrative fake smile on her face and entered the role at the same time as me.
At this time, Xiong Yaoyue came over. She saw the big scale and jumped on it with a bang. She stood with her chest raised and her head akimbo, and asked the loudspeaker: "How much does this person weigh?"
Da Xiao, a one-day employee, seemed to have no psychological pressure, so Eunuch Cao had no choice but to stop arguing with her and start choosing at will from the shelves.
Eunuch Cao said sarcastically: "Why don't you buy something? I got up so early to buy something! You are a shop assistant now, so don't be so disrespectful to customers."
It turned out that the measurement method of the large scale was very primitive, and there was no intuitive dial. The big speaker frowned and studied it for a while, but couldn't figure it out.
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
"Then..." Zhuang Ni still had a fake smile on her face, "Customer, when you use it, are you alone or with your friends at the same time?"
She said and stood up with her head held high.
Because I used too many acting skills when playing the role of a customer, Gong Caicai's eyes widened all the time and she didn't dare to interrupt. At this time, Zhuang Ni pointed at me and said to Gong Caicai:
With the squad leader's order, Eunuch Cao proudly continued to point to the gloves and asked, "What material are these made of?"
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"How stupid!" Xiong Yaoyue said sarcastically, "If you stand up, I will give you a reading!"
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, came here at some point. She saw Big Speaker standing on the scale, frowned and shook her head:
Your sister! Are you insinuating that I am playing with soap? Of course I use it when I take a shower!
"You have eyes, can't you see by yourself?" Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes at Eunuch Cao, as if she was ignoring him.
asshole! Did you actually seduce me into a logical trap? Although I said at the beginning that I wanted to return the soap because it was not easy to use, the soap in front of me was clearly unopened!
With the squad leader's order, Eunuch Cao proudly continued to point to the gloves and asked, "What material are these made of?"
"Come on!" Big Speaker said, "Don't think I don't know what kind of brain you have! I can't understand it, and you definitely can't understand it either!"
The result was beyond my expectation. As soon as the store opened for business at 7:30, a wretched figure came in from the front door of the convenience store—if I looked carefully, who could it be if it wasn’t Eunuch Cao
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, came here at some point. She saw Big Speaker standing on the scale, frowned and shook her head:
She said and stood up with her head held high.
"What does it mean that this soap has been mentally opened?" I continued to play the role of a manic customer. Xiaoqin found it interesting watching from a distance, so she came to join in the fun.
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
"How stupid!" Xiong Yaoyue said sarcastically, "If you stand up, I will give you a reading!"
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
Xiong Yaoyue and Xiao Qin's heads were close together, studying the readings of the scale.
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
"Why don't wearing latex gloves hurt your hands?" Eunuch Cao asked again with a look of thirsty for knowledge.
"Listen up," I calmed down a little, "I bought two bars of soap in one piece. I feel uncomfortable using the one that has been opened, so I want to return the unopened one! My request is quite reasonable!"
"Gorilla? Banana?" Gong Caicai was puzzled.
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
"Um, is it 500 catties or 1,000 catties..."
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
"Oh, it turns out that you felt that the soap was not easy to use when you took a shower." Zhuang Ni nodded with a very understanding attitude, "So you have already opened and used this soap. In this case , our store can no longer return it to you, sorry!"
"Yes, sir!" Xiong Yaoyue took the lead and stood at attention and gave a military salute to the squad leader. Xiao Qin also imitated her best friend's movements.
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, "Who is Cao Chong?"
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
The squad leader thought about this and said to Xiong Yaoyue: "We should try our best to help customers solve their problems. Before other customers come, you can use Cao Jingshen as a customer sample and practice it on the spot!"
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
With the squad leader's order, Eunuch Cao proudly continued to point to the gloves and asked, "What material are these made of?"
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
"Is 500 pounds a fat pig destined for slaughter?" the loudspeaker said angrily, "I don't know how to read the readings, just admit it honestly like me, don't make random guesses!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I pointed at Xiaoqin in a very amused way and said, "You guys are all in the same group! Are you going to return this soap to me? If not, I will never end it with you!"
Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed in school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping in. Very few come to the convenience store to buy things early in the morning. Although the monitor asked us to cheer up, I feel Maybe no one will come in until nine o'clock.
"Is latex great?" Eunuch Cao pretended to argue with Xiong Yaoyue, "How can you prove to me that your latex is great?"
"Why don't wearing latex gloves hurt your hands?" Eunuch Cao asked again with a look of thirsty for knowledge.
"Latex comes and goes, are you deliberately taking advantage of me? I am not someone to be trifled with!!"
"Oh," Zhuang Ni said with a slightly regretful expression, "I'm really sorry. The store manager stipulates that only soaps that are uncomfortable when used with gay friends can be returned. Your situation does not fall under the conditions for return or exchange. We are sorry that we can't help. .”
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, came here at some point. She saw Big Speaker standing on the scale, frowned and shook her head:
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
The result was beyond my expectation. As soon as the store opened for business at 7:30, a wretched figure came in from the front door of the convenience store—if I looked carefully, who could it be if it wasn’t Eunuch Cao
"You guys, if you want to know the weight of the big speaker, you can't just rely on instruments. You have to find Cao Chong!"
"Then..." Zhuang Ni still had a fake smile on her face, "Customer, when you use it, are you alone or with your friends at the same time?"
What a fallacy is this! Are you saying in a pun that I am not mentally a virgin? The specific content of the dream reincarnation created by Xiaoyin should not be known to outsiders. Even if you find out through hacking methods, there is nothing to be proud of - I have ooxxed you hundreds of times on a spiritual level.
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, "Who is Cao Chong?"
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, "Who is Cao Chong?"
Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed in school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping in. Very few come to the convenience store to buy things early in the morning. Although the monitor asked us to cheer up, I feel Maybe no one will come in until nine o'clock.
"Is latex great?" Eunuch Cao pretended to argue with Xiong Yaoyue, "How can you prove to me that your latex is great?"
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, came here at some point. She saw Big Speaker standing on the scale, frowned and shook her head:
Your sister! Are you insinuating that I am playing with soap? Of course I use it when I take a shower!
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie -" Eunuch Cao walked in with a strange smile while rubbing his hands, saying hello to everyone as he walked.
The loudspeaker hummed: "You're not welcome! If you don't want to buy something, leave quickly!"
Xiaoqin covered her mouth and laughed: "It's the elementary school text "Cao Chong Weighs the Elephant"!"
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
Since Zhuang Ni knew that the squad leader was secretly planning to celebrate her birthday, she seemed to be in a better mood than usual and talked more than usual.
The squad leader thought about this and said to Xiong Yaoyue: "We should try our best to help customers solve their problems. Before other customers come, you can use Cao Jingshen as a customer sample and practice it on the spot!"
"You are the elephant! Your whole family is an elephant!" Big Speaker jumped off the scale, chased Zhuang Ni and tried to choke her. Finally, the squad leader spoke up to stop their nonsense.
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned, "Who is Cao Chong?"
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
Eunuch Cao said sarcastically: "Why don't you buy something? I got up so early to buy something! You are a shop assistant now, so don't be so disrespectful to customers."
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"What?" Xiaoqin's face changed greatly, "You want to be with the squad leader?"
"Why don't wearing latex gloves hurt your hands?" Eunuch Cao asked again with a look of thirsty for knowledge.
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
"Stop playing! It's going to open at 7:30! Are all the preparations done? Although the business of the convenience store is not booming, all the teachers and students of the school may come here to buy things. We can't give high school students (3 ) Class is disgraced, you have to show your best spirit!"
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
"You have eyes, can't you see by yourself?" Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes at Eunuch Cao, as if she was ignoring him.
Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed in school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping in. Very few come to the convenience store to buy things early in the morning. Although the monitor asked us to cheer up, I feel Maybe no one will come in until nine o'clock.
What a fallacy is this! Are you saying in a pun that I am not mentally a virgin? The specific content of the dream reincarnation created by Xiaoyin should not be known to outsiders. Even if you find out through hacking methods, there is nothing to be proud of - I have ooxxed you hundreds of times on a spiritual level.
Your sister! Are you insinuating that I am playing with soap? Of course I use it when I take a shower!
"What's wrong with me disrespecting you?" Big Speaker put his hands on his hips, "You can complain to me if you can!"
When Da Xiaoxian was cleaning the floor, he found a large scale for weighing heavy goods in the corner, so he asked Xiao Qin, who was checking the price tag next to him, and said: "Hey, stand up and let me see how much you weigh?" "
"Yes, sir!" Xiong Yaoyue took the lead and stood at attention and gave a military salute to the squad leader. Xiao Qin also imitated her best friend's movements.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie -" Eunuch Cao walked in with a strange smile while rubbing his hands, saying hello to everyone as he walked.
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
"Is 500 pounds a fat pig destined for slaughter?" the loudspeaker said angrily, "I don't know how to read the readings, just admit it honestly like me, don't make random guesses!"
The loudspeaker hummed: "You're not welcome! If you don't want to buy something, leave quickly!"
Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed in school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping in. Very few come to the convenience store to buy things early in the morning. Although the monitor asked us to cheer up, I feel Maybe no one will come in until nine o'clock.
"Stop playing! It's going to open at 7:30! Are all the preparations done? Although the business of the convenience store is not booming, all the teachers and students of the school may come here to buy things. We can't give high school students (3 ) Class is disgraced, you have to show your best spirit!"
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
The loudspeaker hummed: "You're not welcome! If you don't want to buy something, leave quickly!"
"Oh," Zhuang Ni said with a slightly regretful expression, "I'm really sorry. The store manager stipulates that only soaps that are uncomfortable when used with gay friends can be returned. Your situation does not fall under the conditions for return or exchange. We are sorry that we can't help. .”
"What?" Xiaoqin's face changed greatly, "You want to be with the squad leader?"
What a fallacy is this! Are you saying in a pun that I am not mentally a virgin? The specific content of the dream reincarnation created by Xiaoyin should not be known to outsiders. Even if you find out through hacking methods, there is nothing to be proud of - I have ooxxed you hundreds of times on a spiritual level.
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
The result was beyond my expectation. As soon as the store opened for business at 7:30, a wretched figure came in from the front door of the convenience store—if I looked carefully, who could it be if it wasn’t Eunuch Cao
"Come on!" Big Speaker said, "Don't think I don't know what kind of brain you have! I can't understand it, and you definitely can't understand it either!"
At this time, Xiong Yaoyue came over. She saw the big scale and jumped on it with a bang. She stood with her chest raised and her head akimbo, and asked the loudspeaker: "How much does this person weigh?"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie -" Eunuch Cao walked in with a strange smile while rubbing his hands, saying hello to everyone as he walked.
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" I pointed at Xiaoqin in a very amused way and said, "You guys are all in the same group! Are you going to return this soap to me? If not, I will never end it with you!"
"You guys, if you want to know the weight of the big speaker, you can't just rely on instruments. You have to find Cao Chong!"
"Of course I'm alone! What do you mean by asking me over and over again if I have any gay friends!?"
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
"Is latex great?" Eunuch Cao pretended to argue with Xiong Yaoyue, "How can you prove to me that your latex is great?"
"Master! Mr. Monitor! And other dear classmates! I heard that you are here today to replace the clerk on duty, so I came here to see you!"
Big Speaker looked Xiaoqin up and down and complained: "It's not good to be too underweight. You know that according to American weight standards, you are all too thin. There was once a female international student who was banned from the United States because she weighed less than 100 kilograms. My classmate is suspected of being domestically abused! The American standards are so good. It would be great if China can implement them as well, preferably the Tang Dynasty standards... "
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
The loudspeaker hummed: "You're not welcome! If you don't want to buy something, leave quickly!"
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
Zhuang Ni shrugged, "I'm talking about coupons. Once you get a coupon provided by the store manager that looks like a discount but is actually a scam, most SB customers will leave with satisfaction. Caicai, don't you like animals? The whole process It's nothing complicated, just treat your customers not as people, but as a manic animal, and by refusing their request you are placating the animal, the only thing to remember is to always have a fake smile on your face, got it ?"
Since Zhuang Ni knew that the squad leader was secretly planning to celebrate her birthday, she seemed to be in a better mood than usual and talked more than usual.
Eunuch Cao said sarcastically: "Why don't you buy something? I got up so early to buy something! You are a shop assistant now, so don't be so disrespectful to customers."
"Is 500 pounds a fat pig destined for slaughter?" the loudspeaker said angrily, "I don't know how to read the readings, just admit it honestly like me, don't make random guesses!"
"Um, is it 500 catties or 1,000 catties..."
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, came here at some point. She saw Big Speaker standing on the scale, frowned and shook her head:
"What's wrong with me disrespecting you?" Big Speaker put his hands on his hips, "You can complain to me if you can!"
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
asshole! Did you actually seduce me into a logical trap? Although I said at the beginning that I wanted to return the soap because it was not easy to use, the soap in front of me was clearly unopened!
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed in school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping in. Very few come to the convenience store to buy things early in the morning. Although the monitor asked us to cheer up, I feel Maybe no one will come in until nine o'clock.
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
Da Xiao, a one-day employee, seemed to have no psychological pressure, so Eunuch Cao had no choice but to stop arguing with her and start choosing at will from the shelves.
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
"Come on!" Big Speaker said, "Don't think I don't know what kind of brain you have! I can't understand it, and you definitely can't understand it either!"
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret and cannot be disclosed casually!"
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
"Customer, you found that the soap is not easy to use. Did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it by yourself, or did you find that it was not easy to use when you used it with your gay friends?"
Walking to a shelf selling cleaning products, Eunuch Cao saw Xiong Yaoyue standing nearby, so he pointed to a kind of gloves on the shelf and asked, "What are these gloves made of?"
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
"Master! Mr. Monitor! And other dear classmates! I heard that you are here today to replace the clerk on duty, so I came here to see you!"
"Classmate Ye Lin, this is not difficult to understand. It's like we are not physically combined, but I feel that spiritually we are already combined. I feel that I am already your spiritual wife!"
Zhuang Ni, who was drinking black tea, came here at some point. She saw Big Speaker standing on the scale, frowned and shook her head:
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he looked at the two hemispheres on Xiong Yaoyue's chest with a squinted look.
"Master! Mr. Monitor! And other dear classmates! I heard that you are here today to replace the clerk on duty, so I came here to see you!"
"You have eyes, can't you see by yourself?" Xiong Yaoyue rolled her eyes at Eunuch Cao, as if she was ignoring him.
"What gloves?" Eunuch Cao pretended to be deaf and asked again.
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
"Yes, sir!" Xiong Yaoyue took the lead and stood at attention and gave a military salute to the squad leader. Xiao Qin also imitated her best friend's movements.
"Is latex great?" Eunuch Cao pretended to argue with Xiong Yaoyue, "How can you prove to me that your latex is great?"
"Is 500 pounds a fat pig destined for slaughter?" the loudspeaker said angrily, "I don't know how to read the readings, just admit it honestly like me, don't make random guesses!"
"Monitor, this attitude is unacceptable!" Eunuch Cao turned to complain to the monitor, "It doesn't matter if Winnie treats me like this, if she acts like this when other customers come later, it will discredit our class!"
Since Zhuang Ni knew that the squad leader was secretly planning to celebrate her birthday, she seemed to be in a better mood than usual and talked more than usual.
"Customer, there is no problem with our soap. Products that have been opened will not be returned or exchanged."
Because I used too many acting skills when playing the role of a customer, Gong Caicai's eyes widened all the time and she didn't dare to interrupt. At this time, Zhuang Ni pointed at me and said to Gong Caicai:
"Oh," Zhuang Ni said with a slightly regretful expression, "I'm really sorry. The store manager stipulates that only soaps that are uncomfortable when used with gay friends can be returned. Your situation does not fall under the conditions for return or exchange. We are sorry that we can't help. .”
The squad leader thought about this and said to Xiong Yaoyue: "We should try our best to help customers solve their problems. Before other customers come, you can use Cao Jingshen as a customer sample and practice it on the spot!"
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he looked at the two hemispheres on Xiong Yaoyue's chest with a squinted look.
When Da Xiaoxian was cleaning the floor, he found a large scale for weighing heavy goods in the corner, so he asked Xiao Qin, who was checking the price tag next to him, and said: "Hey, stand up and let me see how much you weigh?" "
What a fallacy is this! Are you saying in a pun that I am not mentally a virgin? The specific content of the dream reincarnation created by Xiaoyin should not be known to outsiders. Even if you find out through hacking methods, there is nothing to be proud of - I have ooxxed you hundreds of times on a spiritual level.
With the squad leader's order, Eunuch Cao proudly continued to point to the gloves and asked, "What material are these made of?"
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
"Um, is it 500 catties or 1,000 catties..."
"Then..." Zhuang Ni still had a fake smile on her face, "Customer, when you use it, are you alone or with your friends at the same time?"
The loudspeaker hummed: "You're not welcome! If you don't want to buy something, leave quickly!"
asshole! Did you actually seduce me into a logical trap? Although I said at the beginning that I wanted to return the soap because it was not easy to use, the soap in front of me was clearly unopened!
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
Xiaoqin covered her mouth and laughed: "It's the elementary school text "Cao Chong Weighs the Elephant"!"
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
Your sister! Are you insinuating that I am playing with soap? Of course I use it when I take a shower!
Zhuang Ni's expression remained unchanged, "Although it has not been opened physically, you have opened it mentally."
"Is the unit in kilograms or tons?"
"What bullshit store rules! Call your store manager out! I want to talk to him and teach him how to behave!"
"What gloves?" Eunuch Cao pretended to be deaf and asked again.
Since Zhuang Ni knew that the squad leader was secretly planning to celebrate her birthday, she seemed to be in a better mood than usual and talked more than usual.
"Listen up," I calmed down a little, "I bought two bars of soap in one piece. I feel uncomfortable using the one that has been opened, so I want to return the unopened one! My request is quite reasonable!"
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
"Latex gloves! Have you never heard of latex gloves?" Xiong Yaoyue became impatient.
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
"What's wrong with me disrespecting you?" Big Speaker put his hands on his hips, "You can complain to me if you can!"
Da Xiao, a one-day employee, seemed to have no psychological pressure, so Eunuch Cao had no choice but to stop arguing with her and start choosing at will from the shelves.
"Of course I'm alone! What do you mean by asking me over and over again if I have any gay friends!?"
Da Xiao, a one-day employee, seemed to have no psychological pressure, so Eunuch Cao had no choice but to stop arguing with her and start choosing at will from the shelves.
Today is Sunday. Although there are many students who stayed in school on Sunday, most of them are sleeping in. Very few come to the convenience store to buy things early in the morning. Although the monitor asked us to cheer up, I feel Maybe no one will come in until nine o'clock.
"Why don't wearing latex gloves hurt your hands?" Eunuch Cao asked again with a look of thirsty for knowledge.
Your sister! Are you insinuating that I am playing with soap? Of course I use it when I take a shower!
She said and stood up with her head held high.
"But it's not opened at all!" I pointed at the soap and yelled, Gong Caicai was a little scared by the too realistic acting.
"Because it's made of latex!" Xiong Yaoyue's patience is reaching its limit.
Zhuang Ni's expression remained unchanged, "Although it has not been opened physically, you have opened it mentally."
"Customer, there is no problem with our soap. Products that have been opened will not be returned or exchanged."
"Customer, there is no problem with our soap. Products that have been opened will not be returned or exchanged."
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
"Is latex great?" Eunuch Cao pretended to argue with Xiong Yaoyue, "How can you prove to me that your latex is great?"
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret and cannot be disclosed casually!"
"Because it's made of latex!" Xiong Yaoyue's patience is reaching its limit.
When Da Xiaoxian was cleaning the floor, he found a large scale for weighing heavy goods in the corner, so he asked Xiao Qin, who was checking the price tag next to him, and said: "Hey, stand up and let me see how much you weigh?" "
"You play the good role and I play the bad role?" Zhuang Ni brushed the side bangs on her forehead with her fingers, "There's nothing wrong with it. Anyway, you can still drink tea by the way."
"Master! Mr. Monitor! And other dear classmates! I heard that you are here today to replace the clerk on duty, so I came here to see you!"
"Why don't wearing latex gloves hurt your hands?" Eunuch Cao asked again with a look of thirsty for knowledge.
"Latex comes and goes, are you deliberately taking advantage of me? I am not someone to be trifled with!!"
As Eunuch Cao spoke, he looked at the two hemispheres on Xiong Yaoyue's chest with a squinted look.
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
What a fallacy is this! Are you saying in a pun that I am not mentally a virgin? The specific content of the dream reincarnation created by Xiaoyin should not be known to outsiders. Even if you find out through hacking methods, there is nothing to be proud of - I have ooxxed you hundreds of times on a spiritual level.
"You are the elephant! Your whole family is an elephant!" Big Speaker jumped off the scale, chased Zhuang Ni and tried to choke her. Finally, the squad leader spoke up to stop their nonsense.
"How stupid!" Xiong Yaoyue said sarcastically, "If you stand up, I will give you a reading!"
"Have you learned a trick? If the customer is not persuaded by the rules you made up and is still as manic as a mountain gorilla, then you throw out an even more outrageous rule and then pass the responsibility to the store manager. Next. , the senior store manager with decades of experience in animal training will take out a banana that is about to rot and throw it to the mountain gorilla. The gorilla has a low IQ and will leave after getting the banana... "
Xiong Yaoyue picked it up and read the label, "They are made of latex. They are latex gloves that can be washed with cold water in winter without hurting your hands. Why do you ask this? I've never seen you work before."
At this time, Xiong Yaoyue came over. She saw the big scale and jumped on it with a bang. She stood with her chest raised and her head akimbo, and asked the loudspeaker: "How much does this person weigh?"
"Go to hell! Don't think I haven't watched porn!" Xiong Yaoyue came to her senses and struck Eunuch Cao to his knees with an attack aimed at the crotch.
"What gloves?" Eunuch Cao pretended to be deaf and asked again.
"Gorilla? Banana?" Gong Caicai was puzzled.
Gong Caicai shook her head desperately, "No, I can't bear to refuse even if it's an animal's request. It's up to you to refuse customers' returns and exchanges, and I'll package them!"
It turned out that the measurement method of the large scale was very primitive, and there was no intuitive dial. The big speaker frowned and studied it for a while, but couldn't figure it out.
"Customers are creatures that will go into a state of bluffing and rage when their requests are rejected. At this time, do not confront them head-on. Keep a friendly fake smile on your face, and then find a way to shirk the responsibility. Let me show you how. one time… "
"You are the elephant! Your whole family is an elephant!" Big Speaker jumped off the scale, chased Zhuang Ni and tried to choke her. Finally, the squad leader spoke up to stop their nonsense.
"Latex comes and goes, are you deliberately taking advantage of me? I am not someone to be trifled with!!"
"No!" Xiao Qin quickly refused, "A girl's weight is a national secret and cannot be disclosed casually!"
asshole! Did you actually seduce me into a logical trap? Although I said at the beginning that I wanted to return the soap because it was not easy to use, the soap in front of me was clearly unopened!
Eunuch Cao said sarcastically: "Why don't you buy something? I got up so early to buy something! You are a shop assistant now, so don't be so disrespectful to customers."