Zhuang Ni's "Battle to Drive Off Customers" is basically like this:
No matter what the other party ordered, Zhuang Ni would give each of them a cup of coffee instead, and from time to time she would talk to them about spooky Halloween-style topics.
In addition to the "Amy Support Club" and the "Monitor's Loyal Dog Group", Qingzi High School also has some people with unique hobbies who regard Zhuang Ni as the Queen of Darkness. They fantasize about being whipped with a whip and kicked by Zhuang Ni every day. It seems that today There are quite a few of these pure M sneaking into coffee shops.
In the end, the monitor did not agree to take off her clothes for Zhuang Ni. Instead, she took Zhuang Ni to the staff preparation room at the back and chose a spare maid outfit for her.
Featuring a lace headscarf, a black waist dress, a white apron and knee-high socks, Zhuang Ni's maid uniform style is not much different from that of the squad leader. It just adds a neutral combination of white shirt and bow tie, but the overall style shows great s difference.
"What's wrong? What's so funny about the monitor?"
The best part is that the timing of Zhuang Ni's nonsense is very good. The ingredients in the kitchen are not fully prepared. Now except for the remaining coffee, it is difficult to prepare other meals.
Zhuang Ni nodded, "Four cups of coffee, right? I've written it down and will deliver it to you soon."
The people at this table were drinking my poorly brewed coffee while listening to Zhuang Ni spreading knowledge about Halloween. They regretted very much that they had just been short-handed and called Zhuang Ni over to help them order food.
"Hey, we didn't order coffee at all!" one of the customers said dissatisfied.
Under the curious gaze of everyone, Zhuang Ni walked to one of the tables with the ordering board without shyness and listened to several customers ordering food.
"Who said you have to order coffee when you come to a coffee shop?" the other party retorted, "You said this is a special Halloween event, but you don't see any Halloween style, right?"
"That's right, everyone should stay!" Xiong Yaoyue put her hands on He Ling and Su Qiao's shoulders and said, "I will also call the loudspeaker. The more people there, the more lively it will be!"
"Halloween is originally a Celtic belief. For Wicca, it is the beginning of the year of wizards. This festival is used to hold initiation ceremonies for new wizards and use ritual instruments..."
These pure girls discussed their experiences of abuse with each other and happily blended into the night on campus.
"Haven't you had enough coffee? Next time I won't let Ye Lin put sugar in the coffee, but salt! Do you want to stay too?"
Influenced by her, Xiaoqin, He Ling and Su Qiao all raised their arms to celebrate, while Gong Caicai was half a beat slower.
"What noble, slender and beautiful legs!" A foreign boy who didn't know anyone excitedly covered his heart, "And he's wearing black stockings! It would be even more perfect if paired with high heels. I really want to be fooled. Queen Ni will trample her to death!"
"It doesn't matter," Zhuang Ni said bluntly, "With your sweat-scented clothes, I will be more energetic when wearing them!"
"I want oatmeal with fresh milk!"
Not only did they not leave, but after Zhuang Ni replaced all their different orders with coffee, they also showed secretly happy expressions, as if being treated like this by Zhuang Ni was exactly what they wanted.
"Hey, it's true!" Xiao Qin looked at it carefully and laughed. "The position where the monitor sits is so funny! She happens to be sitting between two plates!"
"Puff puff..." I couldn't help but want to laugh.
"I want fruit cheese and cocoa!"
"The business is finally over!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her arms and shouted, "We have successfully completed the task and grabbed all the customers of the Star Diamond Coffee Shop! We are the winners! Long live!"
With the store starting to only serve coffee, and Zhuang Ni's poor customer service, at nearly twelve o'clock, the coffee shop was finally full for the first time, and there was no longer a queue outside the store.
"Ah~~ The order I took so much care to choose was finally turned into coffee. I don't know why I feel so happy!"
Knowing that we would have activities later, Wei Yu took the people from the Zhonghai Civil and Military School to leave first, and the Five Tigers from the Criminal Department also left early, but the remaining three tables of people refused to leave no matter what.
What Zhuang Ni never expected was that the three tables of people she met were all pure bad guys. The more they were scolded by her, the happier they were.
"Although our bodies are similar, I have been wearing this suit for so long that some parts have become wet with sweat and are not suitable for others to wear..."
Zhuang Ni, who had just turned to leave, turned around and looked at them out of the corner of her eye.
The squad leader wears a maid outfit like a policewoman on a latent mission. Although she is very polite when talking to you, the word "justice" is written on her face all the time, making you dare not think anything wrong. .
Unlike Xiao Qin, who is androphobic, Zhuang Ni suffers from androphobia. Communication with men is not an obstacle for her, but she regards most men as non-recyclable garbage.
After the coffee was served, Johnny stayed around to give them more "Halloween style".
"Four cups of coffee!" Zhuang Ni shouted loudly towards the bar. I prepared four cups of coffee just to watch the excitement and asked Xiao Qin to deliver it.
In the end, Uncle Huoqiu came forward to tell the three tables that the shop was closing, so they left reluctantly and deliberately walked slowly, waiting for Zhuang Ni to scold them, but Zhuang Ni had already understood their thoughts and ignored them.
Zhuang Ni snorted, "That's because I didn't come, so there's no Halloween style. You want Halloween style, right? Then I'll let you experience what Halloween style is."
However, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly pointed in the direction of the squad leader, covering her mouth and laughing non-stop. Xiaoqin didn't understand what was going on, so she walked over and asked her.
"If you come to a coffee shop and don't order coffee, are you worthy of the coffee shop sign outside?"
“Coconut milk strips and tiramisu!”
I very much agreed with the monitor's statement, and I imitated Zhuang Ni's method of using foamed milk to draw flowers on the surface of coffee, trying to draw a simple heart shape, but I didn't know how to draw it, and what I made looked like a butt. I quickly used The coffee spoon was messed up so that the monitor wouldn't misunderstand me again after seeing it.
At this moment, the monitor was a little tired. She leaned back on the chair and closed her eyes to rest. There was only a thin line between her head and the cabinet behind her.
Zhuang Ni originally planned to not only take over the monitor's job, but also wear the maid uniform that the monitor took off, but the monitor didn't agree.
Neither the monitor nor Zhuang Ni raised their hands. One of them was too tired and the other did not want to participate.
"Why don't you trash go away?" After they asked for coffee several times, Zhuang Ni asked them bluntly, "Are you expecting something good to happen? Stop dreaming! You look like you were raped. Even if you wait ten thousand years for the deep-sea fish smashed by Xiang's excavator, nothing good will happen to you!"
The monitor was temporarily sitting behind the bar to rest, and he could only order coffee from several other maids and waitresses. Gradually, the rate of customers leaving their seats became higher, and only those customers who were queuing outside were able to enter the store.
"It feels so good to be ignored by Queen Zhuang Ni!"
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" The squad leader was woken up by us and thought there was some trouble in the store. Xiong Yaoyue took a photo of the squad leader and showed it to the squad leader. Only then did the squad leader realize that she had accidentally acted cute.
Seeing Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue smiling like that, I turned around and looked at the squad leader at an angle. Sure enough, I found that the squad leader, who was concentrating with his eyes closed, was sandwiched between two blue and white porcelain plates, as if he had become some kind of big-eared person. Beast-eared girl.
"Get out of here! You can't drink the salted coffee! This is the last time. If you don't leave before twelve o'clock, I will put shoe polish and thumbtacks in the coffee!"
"The so-called Yintang refers to the position between the eyebrows. If there is black energy in this part, it means that the person has weak luck during this period and is easily invaded by the spirit world. The person sitting among you has a darker Yintang. Recently, It will be more dangerous, so don’t interact too much with the people sitting next to you.”
When Zhuang Ni put on her maid uniform and walked back to the lobby, all the customers in the store took a breath.
Under the restraints of the maid's headscarf, Zhuang Ni's slanted bangs completely blocked her right eye, and the remaining pupil of her left eye was lead gray with a hint of scarlet, giving her a full "vampire" or "corpse bride" look.
“Let’s have one each of mango pudding jelly and lime ice pomelo tea!”
"That's right, nothing can compare to the feeling of being insulted by Queen Zhuang Ni! What a fascinating A-cup small breasts! The heart that despises us is not far behind the small breasts..."
What the hell! If you look closely, it seems that these are the same people who went to the service counter to scold me when I was at the convenience store a few days ago! You have turned the maid coffee shop into a "maid insulting coffee shop"! We are not a store that provides strange services! No matter how messed up you are, no one will whip you!
"Humph," Zhuang Ni smiled enigmatically, "That's just because you can't see it. I advise you not to look in the mirror in the bathroom after twelve o'clock tonight!"
"Everyone did a great job," the squad leader stood up and concluded, "According to the original arrangement, it is time to celebrate Zhuang Ni's birthday. I have discussed it with my uncle just now, and there is enough duty room behind the coffee shop. break, so I hope everyone can stay and celebrate with us.”
"This is also good." The monitor sat next to me and did not stop Zhuang Ni's behavior. "There are not many ingredients left. If the customers only drink a cup of coffee and leave, those people queuing outside can at least come in and sit for a while. , you won’t be disappointed.”
"It's so Halloween-y! This is the Halloween maid!"
"Hahahaha!" Xiong Yaoyue finally couldn't help laughing loudly, "Look! Where the squad leader is sitting, there are two vertical plates behind his head. Don't you think those two plates look like the squad leader's rice? Mouse ears?”
"It's this feeling of being scolded as worthless... Only in this way can Queen Zhuang Ni's nobility be shown! I really want to be ravaged to death by her wearing high heels!"
Not only did Zhuang Ni scare them with words, she also used milk foam to draw flowers on the surface of the coffee while bringing them over. In just a few seconds, she could draw out patterns such as skulls, poisonous snakes, demons and ghosts for the customers to see. I felt very uncomfortable after drinking it, and it suddenly became harder to swallow the coffee.
The person whose hall was said to be darkened looked inside and to the left, and said with horror: "There is no one sitting next to me at all!"
For Zhuangni, a pessimist and former Satanist, the Gothic maid costume perfectly matched her. Whether it was her pale face or decadent posture, it was more in line with the theme of "Halloween" than others.