"It's wrong, it's wrong!" Shu Zhe fought with both sides and begged for mercy, "How dare I ask the princess for money? She really insists on going in and I can't stop her..."
What? Klinger said that Ai Shuqiao wanted to do what Napoleon and Hitler failed to do. Could it be that she wanted to rule the entire world
"Hehehe, it's not that superficial..."
"Hey, what are you thinking about?" Klinger from the real world interrupted the theater in my head.
"puff"
While I was laughing like crazy, Shu Zhe had already been dragged out by the guards, so I put on a single coat and walked into the back garden, only to see Eunuch Cao walking over, dressed like a diplomat.
"Is it superficial to be the ruler of the entire world?" I wondered, "Does she want to be... the porter of the entire world?"
Even the person who made the move was not Wang Xiuwu. The opponent was not as tall as Wang Xiuwu, but more agile.
"Where are the guards? Pull Shu Zhe out and take charge of the twenty-spine staff!"
"Asshole!" I, Long Yan, said angrily, "Didn't I ask you to guard the door and gave you two imperial guards, Niu Shili and Wei Yu! The first task is to prevent fire, theft and the princess! How could you not stop Amy? You must have been bribed by Amy, right?"
Even if your enhanced version of bwk can better hypnotize humans and make them execute an instruction 100%, you are still a long way from dominating the world, let alone becoming a god!
"No, I didn't think anything of it." I concealed it, "Anyway, it's impossible for a noble person like me to be the son of a god! Using power to seduce me is just a daydream!"
"Humph, you really can't learn a lesson! Your brother is such a scumbag, and you actually trust him again and again!"
"Wei Chen obeys your orders!"
Suddenly my eyes blurred. 009 standing behind the secret door did not move.
"You," I spurted blood from my mouth in disbelief, "how did you do it..."
"Is this happening?" I said in shock, "Inform the imperial doctor Klinger quickly! It's important to save people!"
Eunuch Cao certainly understands what it means to let a manga artist climb mountains. Ever since the author of Crayon Shin-chan, Yoshito Usui, died in a mountaineering accident in 2009, countless readers at home and abroad have raised funds to buy mountaineering poles for Yoshihiro Togashi, and I finally helped everyone. Fulfilled wish.
Maybe my muscles and brain are out of balance? My attack probably didn't cause any real damage, and I don't know anything after that.
Shu Zhe, who was dressed exactly like a Qing Dynasty eunuch, fell to his knees after entering the door, patted his sleeves and reported back: "Your Majesty, after you got drunk last night, it was Concubine Su and Concubine He's turn to sleep with you, but the princess was also drunk. I came to find you and drove away Concubine Su and Concubine He..."
I looked up to the sky and smiled like a villain. I never expected that Shusha would suddenly break free from her magnetic shackles, and then pierce my heart with a hidden dagger.
Son of God? It’s hard for you to say such a title of second grade! Are you referring to the crown prince of the Earth Empire
"Guard Niu Shili is the spy I planted," Shusha gave me one last look with cold eyes, "You and your mother are both tyrants, and you are no longer the person I knew before..."
"Well, that is indeed not easy," I nodded, "but I read the latest serial and he is messing around with the draft again. In this case, I will use my royal crutch after the 'World Tree Chapter' is over. Give it to him and let him climb Mount Fuji!"
"Why!?" Shu Zhe said in shock, "I am a great hero. Even if my sister doesn't like you, you shouldn't kill me!"
Brother Kling's expression became extremely ferocious, as if he, a vulture, had been fed an endless supply of carrion.
Huo Jiangdong, who had been lurking somewhere before, suddenly appeared from the shadows. I was caught off guard. Before I could react, I felt stung by some kind of bee on my shoulder.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty is in trouble! Empress Xigong has poisoned all the concubines. Now they all have unbearable abdominal pain and their lives are at stake!"
"You're not talking, are you? Why are you betraying me? What's wrong with being my empress of the east palace? Although empress of the west palace often poisons other concubines, the imperial doctor's practice makes perfect, and she brings everyone back every time! I Finally, I will give you a chance. As long as you climb onto my dragon bed, I will forget about you and let you take over the East Palace again!"
I bent down slightly, held Shusha's chin with one index finger, and forced her to raise her face.
In addition, for the Son of God, a big harem should be inevitable. If the wealth does not go to outsiders, Xiaoqin, squad leader, Gong Caicai, Xiong Yaoyue and others should just be included in the harem to give birth to offspring for me!
Use bwk to soak the world's richest man like Bill Gates, and then ask him to transfer all his property to you
"Hahahaha!" I couldn't help but feel extremely excited when I saw Shusha with disheveled hair, haggard face, and messy military uniform being escorted by the guards and kneeling in front of me, with her hands and feet restrained by magnetic handcuffs.
Probably because this ultimate goal was too alarmist, Klinger did not shy away from 009, nor did he whisper to me, but just shouted it out loud.
Just as the theater in my mind was reaching its bloody finale, I felt someone shaking my shoulders hard.
"Dream!" Shusha said through gritted teeth, and I quickly took my finger away to avoid being bitten.
So I smiled evilly and called on the guards to tie Shu Zhe to the execution pillar.
Damn it, it’s not your brother’s betrayal. Can you be caught? She is still protecting him now!
I was strolling beside the diamond rockery in the back garden, admiring the screams from the distance as Shu Zhe was being tortured. Unexpectedly, a palace maid suddenly ran over in a panic.
"No! No!" Shu Zhe suddenly burst into tears and snot ran out of his nose, "Your Majesty, please spare my life! For the sake of my love as the younger brother of the Queen of the East Palace, just spare me this time!"
"Humph, don't you agree?" I pointed at Shu Zhe, who was waiting for promotion and fortune. "If you, a traitor to the party, do not atone for your sins with your body, I will execute your brother Lingchi!"
Shu Zhe never expected that he would be betrayed so easily. He was sweating profusely and staring at my feet, dreaming that I would give him a gentle punishment.
It just looks beautiful, their security measures are by no means vegetarian, and the head of state and the world's richest man were inexplicably captured by you and soaked in water for several hours. You will definitely become the target of powerful people. This road is basically There is no way!
Even though the hard battles over the past few years have made her suffer a lot, she still maintains her proud beauty, and the burning sense of justice in her two black eyes is stronger than before.
"Don't mention the Queen of the East Palace!" I said seductively, "She ran away from home on her wedding night, and now she is almost the number two figure in the resistance! Just wait, I will catch her back one day! When the time comes... hum hahaha!"
"Ye Lin, Ye Lin, wake up!"
"That's right!" Shusha was also anxious, "One person does the work and the other takes responsibility. Why did you involve Xiaozhe?"
What should I do after becoming the Son of God? First, deprive the Japanese of their human rights and let them all draw cartoons until they die? Or should we move the Statue of Liberty, Eiffel Tower, Great Wall, Pyramids, and Taj Mahal all to Dongshan City
"Then it's not a problem you have to consider," Klinger said with a sinister smile. "I advise you to take advantage of Ai Shuqiao's good mood and express your submission to her immediately. In this way, your status in the future will be that of the only son of God. You can do whatever you want on this planet..."
"Master... Your Majesty, master!" Eunuch Cao yelled sarcastically, and fell to the ground when he saw me. "In compliance with your Majesty's imperial decree, my father and I have tried our best to manage District 11. We have executed Nagano Mamoru and Ogiwara Ichiro a few days ago. A cartoonist who was procrastinating on his manuscripts, and locked up the bodies of Yoshihiro Togashi and the two of them, finally allowed "Hunter" to set a record of being serialized for two years!"
"Is Ai Shuqiao going to become the ruler of the entire world?"
"I am the Son of God, I can do whatever I want! It doesn't matter if you don't let me fulfill my wish, just kneel there obediently and watch your brother being stabbed! Hahahahaha—"
There was a man in black with a bandage on his face. The exposed eye skin was slightly red, but there were no scary scars.
Filled with resentment, I punched Klinger in front of me and for some reason blurted out: "Feel my last ripples!"
Damn it, there is no cure for this secondary disease! Ya Shenyue only wanted to be a god in the new century after getting the Death Note. Ai Shuqiao, you just wanted to be a god after getting bwk!
Klinger was so angry at me that his eyes almost popped out, "How could you ruin the atmosphere like this? Did you come here to advertise? Did you receive advertising fees from Nongfu Spring? Let me tell you, your mother The ultimate goal is to become the god of the entire world!"
"Oh! Isn't this Amy! When did the princess sneak in? Little Zhezi! Little Zhezi, what are you doing for food!"
Amy, who was still drunk, turned over on the bed, revealing two spots of bright red. I quickly moved the panda skin quilt up.
Soak heads of state like Obama and Putin with bwk and make them your puppets
"Don't block me," Amy said in her sleep, "As long as you let me in, I will assign Singapore, Malaysia and Taidu to your private territory..."
I can keep Director Cao and his son in Japan and let them serve as governors to monitor the Japanese drawing comics. As for Shu Zhe, who sells his sister every day for glory, I decided to castrate him and keep him in the palace as a eunuch, so that everyone will be happy. .
This fair and smooth skin, the charming green curves, and the sunshine-like blond hair tied into twin ponytails...
It's Huo Jiangdong. Although he doesn't show his face after plastic surgery, I recognize his skills!
"How do you become a god?" I grabbed Klinger by the collar and asked, "If you just rely on bwk, you can't even rule the world, so how can you become a god?"
Damn it! It's a hidden weapon like an anesthetic needle! Although my yoga breathing method can speed up metabolism, it only happens after the anesthetic wears off, and it does not make me immune to the anesthetic.
I asked out loud.
Shortly after Eunuch Cao kicked Yoshihiro Togashi into the crater of Mount Fuji, Shu Zhe couldn't bear my torture and decided to take the risk to trap his sister in the British Isles where rebels were entrenched, and he actually succeeded.
This is how the theater in the brain continues.
Zhuang Ni has done me a lot of harm, but I'm not a particularly petty person, so I might as well register her as my concubine and relegate her to the cold palace!
[Theatre in the Brain: A Day in the Life of His Majesty the Son of God Ye Lin] After waking up from the dragon bed in the palace, I rubbed my temples that felt dull pain due to a hangover, pulled open the quilt made of panda skin, and tried to see clearly what happened yesterday. Who is the woman I slept with last night