So the squad leader looked at the wall clock above the blackboard and said, "Then I'll give you 20 minutes to play freely! After free play, you have to rehearse the normal script!"
Xiaoqin was very dissatisfied when she saw the script written like this, so she put the script on the table and acted on the spot.
"No."
At this point in the question, Xiaoqin seemed to have expended a lot of energy. She put her hands on the desk and nodded tiredly.
Under the monitor's gaze, Xiong Yaoyue had to act as the presiding judge as seriously as possible.
"Well, since Ye Lin answered these three questions that only an innocent person can answer, Ye Lin is completely innocent! Please ask the presiding judge to release Ye Lin immediately! In this way, I will ask the presiding judge to eat Haagen-Dazs afterwards Ice cream!”
The squad leader couldn't help but was speechless. She saw Xiao Qin's defense lawyer possessing him, eager to try and full of energy. She seemed to have temporarily forgotten her phobia of men. She suddenly felt that this might be a rare opportunity. If she continued, even if she continued, she could not cure Xiao Qin's phobia of men. , at least it can allow students who are burdened with huge study pressure to vent.
"How old are you? Where do you live? What is your current occupation?"
After finally calming down the laughter of the students, we finally entered the court investigation stage.
After the squad leader pushed Xiong Yaoyue into the audience, he turned back and called a timeout: "Stop messing around. Let's start over."
"He was criminally detained on December 14, 2013 on suspicion of robbery and arrested on January 3, 2014."
After I reminded her, Xiaoqin quickly changed her words: "Defendant Ye Lin, why do you admit to a crime you did not commit? Who were you coerced by?"
"When and why were you detained and arrested this time?"
Zhuang Ni weakly corrected from the side: "It's Article 152."
"Marilyn Monroe."
In fact, I have some objections. Since the script was just completed by Zhuang Ni, no one including the squad leader had read the script well and did not expect it to be so deceptive.
"Xiaoqin, you mispronounced..." The squad leader was about to correct him, but Xiaoqin pointed at the squad leader and shouted: "Prosecutor, don't get close to me! Now is my time to question the defendant. I object to the prosecutor's questioning of the defendant." Let’s interfere!”
Your sister! Active surrender and active compensation can be regarded as mitigating circumstances, but what is the Haagen-Dazs plot! You, the chief judge, are too easy to bribe!
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes suddenly lit up, she knocked on the blackboard hard, and announced loudly: "That makes sense! Although the defendant was armed with a knife to rob, the evidence is conclusive, but considering that he was a minor when he committed the crime, and there is a Haagen-Dazs plot , so this court declares that there is no..."
At this time, Xiao Qin counterattacked Zhuang Ni's death penalty proposal: "President, you insist that Ye Lin is guilty, so which of my arguments can you refute? Isn't the hippopotamus the second most murderous animal in the world? Marilyn Monroe didn’t have six toes on one of her feet. Could you put a 40W incandescent light bulb in your mouth and take it out again?”
"no comment."
"The defendant Ye Lin, male, 16 years old, Han nationality, lives on Jianshe Road, Xicheng District. He was a first-year student at Xicheng Middle School before his arrest and is currently being held at the Xicheng District Detention Center."
Xiong Yaoyue probably watched a lot of Hong Kong TVB court dramas back then. At this time, she knocked on the blackboard eraser with great interest and announced: "The objection is valid! Defender, please continue to ask!"
"All the RMB robbed was squandered by the defendant Ye Lin online. On December 14, 2013, when the defendant Ye Lin came to the No. 28 Middle School again to prepare for robbery, the victim Geng Yuhong discovered that after reporting it to the school teacher, the teacher took the defendant Ye Lin was captured and handed over to the public security organ."
"The third question is, can a 40W incandescent light bulb be put in the mouth?"
The following is the testimony of the victims Da Xiaoxiao and Gong Caicai. They were just retelling the case according to the script. Da Xiaoxiao read fluently, but Gong Caicai made frequent mistakes and did not dare to look me in the eyes. It was probably because of the former Have you been frightened by my tone of voice in Ai Lin for a few days
The students below laughed even more happily. The Five Tigers of the Criminal Department burst into tears. Even the picky Jiang Qian had a smile on her face.
"Of course not! If you put that kind of light bulb in your mouth, you won't be able to take it out!"
What kind of bad script is this? Do I need to use a knife to rob two girls
After the lengthy statement, the presiding judge Xiong Yaoyue, who was about to fall asleep, rubbed her eyes and asked me according to the script: "Defendant Ye Lin, do you have any objections to the facts and charges charged in the indictment?"
"It's a hippopotamus. The animal that kills the most people is mosquitoes."
Xiong Yaoyue asked in shock: "Is it true that you invited me to eat Haagen-Dazs afterwards?"
I responded according to the script: "I am 16 years old. I live on Jianshe Road, Xicheng District. Before I was arrested, I was a first-year high school student in Xicheng District Middle School."
"The defendant, Ah Lin..."
“…The suspected robbery case was investigated by the Xicheng District Public Security Bureau and transferred to this court for prosecution. After review in accordance with the law, it is now found that:
"Why are you laughing?" Xiong Yaoyue imitated Zhou Xingchi's tone in "Nine Levels of Sesame Official", knocked the blackboard hard and said, "Didn't you hear what I was reading for a long time just now? Since this case involves minors, according to "China According to Article 112 of the Criminal Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China, this case will not be heard in public! So theoretically, you viewers do not exist!"
"Okay, second question, who is the famous actress with six toes?"
"Have you ever been punished by law before?"
"... This court believes that the defendant Ye Lin ignored the national law, used violent means to rob other people's property for the purpose of illegally possessing other people's property, and caused minor injuries during the robbery. His behavior has violated the "Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China" According to the provisions of Article 263 of the "Criminal Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China", it constitutes the crime of robbery. In accordance with the provisions of Article 141 of the "Criminal Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China", this court specifically initiates a public prosecution and requests that the person be punished in accordance with the law."
Seeing the squad leader's questioning gaze from the other side, Xiong Yaoyue had no choice but to put away her greedy expression and said sternly: "The defender's speech makes no sense. I can't acquit the defendant based on this alone, and you actually dare to bribe me in court." Judge… "
I was stunned. This was a piece of trivia I had told Xiaoqin before. I didn’t expect that it would be used to ask me at this moment.
Xiaoqin pretended to clear her throat and asked me: "Ye Lin, the following questions involve whether you can be acquitted. Please answer them seriously!"
"How did you get the students to give you the money?"
"Long live the monitor!" The crowd suddenly burst into cheers.
Then it was finally the defender Xiaoqin's turn to appear. According to the original script, she did not even ask the victim questions, but focused on topics such as "Why do you want to steal money to go online?" and "Is it okay not to go online?" which are similar to criticizing Internet addiction. He asked me endless questions, almost like a prosecution lawyer rather than a defense lawyer.
Next, Xiong Yaoyue announced the list of court members and the rights of each person involved in the case. There were many misreadings and omissions, which made the students below laugh non-stop.
The monitor read the script with a serious face: "Defendant Ye Lin, is it true that you robbed students of money outside No. 28 Middle School?"
Xiong Yaoyue wanted to go back to the trial seat, but was stopped by Xing Xing, "Sister Yueyue, you have been imprisoned in a mental hospital, you can't go back!"
Such emotionally invested questioning is exactly what American lawyers do, and it feels completely inconsistent with other parts of the script.
Although he no longer called me "Alin", he had erased the three words "defendant" in front of Ye Lin.
"I robbed two students and had 15 yuan."
However, the onlookers (especially Xiong Yaoyue) were not happy. They raised their arms and shouted in the spirit of watching the excitement: "Keep on with the show! How interesting! We want to watch the court debate! I am tired of doing papers every day. It is not easy to become So interesting…”
The defendant Ye Lin has not studied well since he attended Xicheng Middle School in September 2013 and spent a lot of time in Internet cafes and game console rooms without parental supervision. On December 13, 2013, the defendant Ye Lin used up all the living expenses given by his parents to play games online. Since he had no money to surf the Internet, he became malicious and went to an alley outside the No. 28 Middle School in Xicheng District. At the threat of a knife, they robbed Geng Yuhong and Gong Caicai, two students who were returning home from school. They robbed Geng Yuhong of 10 yuan in cash and Gong Caicai of 5 yuan in cash. During the robbery, they slashed Geng Yuhong's hand with a knife. The injury was diagnosed as a minor injury by the forensic doctor..." "I guess, Zhuang Ni's script is too damaged! If I don’t have money to surf the Internet, I won’t go to my alma mater to rob Da Xiao and Gong Caicai! And they only got 15 yuan in total, which was really embarrassing to the robbers! How could Gong Caicai, as Bai Fumei, only carry five yuan in cash? Zhuang Ni, you didn’t modify the script carefully at all when you scraped it from the Internet. It was just to blackmail me! "
"So how many students did you rob in total? How much money did you rob in total?"
The squad leader, as the prosecutor, stood up and began to read out the indictment.
"I held a switchblade in my hand and pointed it at... the two girls, asking them to give me some money to spend. The two girls started to say they had no money, so I used the knife to cut the hand of one of the fat girls. They were scared and gave me the money."
"First question, what is the second most murderous animal in the world?"
As soon as this statement came out, it immediately caused a burst of laughter from the students below. Many boys were discussing: "Xiao Qin is so funny! I haven't seen her talk much before, but I didn't expect to be so funny. She is indeed Xiong Yaoyue's roommate!"
Before Xiong Yaoyue said the words "not guilty", the monitor walked up behind Xiong Yaoyue in three steps and then pulled her away from the trial seat by her ears.
"Indictment of Xicheng District People's Procuratorate, Xijian Xingzi (2013) No. 6."
Hello! I can understand why you feel nervous speaking in front of everyone because of your androphobia, but don’t call me by my nickname directly! Being so close to the defendant will not help win the case!
Zhuang Ni cooperated and sat down from the deputy presiding judge's position to the presiding judge's position, and announced in a calm tone: "Due to the sudden mental illness of the presiding judge, who insisted that he was the reincarnation of Bao Qingtian of the Song Dynasty, he has now been sent to Dongshan Psychiatric Hospital. Hospital for treatment. Now I will act as the presiding judge to handle this case. My opinion is - death penalty!"
I replied dumbfounded: "It's true."
Xiaoqin gritted her teeth and said, "Isn't two Haagen-Dazs enough?"
Soon it was the prosecutor's turn to ask questions to the defendant.