"Aunt Ren, Aunt Ren, you are so amazing..."
Only at this moment, I thank the dean from the bottom of my heart for his unchanging official tone.
Aunt Ren raised the beer to her lips and slurped it noncommittally.
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
Hey hey hey, Aunt Ren, please keep your word. Although my father is not up to par in my eyes, don't doubt that he is not a man!
"Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke. I'm just an extra, so wouldn't I be stealing the show if I'm on camera?"
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
Aunt Ren, I have to say that you are a bit too optimistic... In fact, not only have we kissed before, but it was also a tongue kiss. Not only was it a tongue kiss, it was also done openly in your home when you went to take a shower.
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
"Ye Lin, if I leave things alone, a girl of Xiaoqin's age will definitely suffer from being with you for a long time... I don't want that to happen!"
Aunt Ren raised the beer to her lips and slurped it noncommittally.
I hurriedly walked down the steps, "Well, that's about it..."
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first..."
I hurriedly walked down the steps, "Well, that's about it..."
"No, I'm not dissatisfied... But Aunt Ren, sometimes Xiaoqin is very scary when she does things, and I'm completely passive! The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop!"
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
I can only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
With a snap, the empty beer can was crushed by Aunt Ren with one hand.
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
Aunt Ren, why didn’t you actually recognize who I am? If you just stop a passerby and let him kick him randomly, what are your intentions
Aunt Ren, I have to say that you are a bit too optimistic... In fact, not only have we kissed before, but it was also a tongue kiss. Not only was it a tongue kiss, it was also done openly in your home when you went to take a shower.
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
Aunt Ren raised the beer to her lips and slurped it noncommittally.
"You can't say that..." I was vague.
"Boy, your face is so crippled!"
"He has allowed himself to degenerate, and his education for you must have been a complete failure! You two, father and son, are a pair of losers, and I get angry just looking at them!"
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
"I, I usually like to read movie magazines. I have seen your photos in some reports and know that you are a very powerful martial artist. Hehehe, that's it..."
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
"What are you looking at? Are you dissatisfied?"
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
I had no choice but to tell such a lie that would be exposed in the future. In short, I was not ready to have a formal conversation with Aunt Ren.
"I, I usually like to read movie magazines. I have seen your photos in some reports and know that you are a very powerful martial artist. Hehehe, that's it..."
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
Hey hey hey, Aunt Ren, please keep your word. Although my father is not up to par in my eyes, don't doubt that he is not a man!
"Oh, you know who I am, that'll be easy..."
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
Eh? So Aunt Ren, have you known my identity for a long time? Were you just teasing me like a monkey, watching my jokes
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
"You don't like her? Then you hate her?"
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
"What are you looking at? Are you dissatisfied?"
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
"Eh?"
Aunt Ren took out another can of beer from her pocket, leaned against the railing, and drank.
It’s more than just neither three nor four! If those things are placed on the street, they will definitely be confiscated by the police on charges of indecency!
Aunt Ren sighed.
Hey hey hey, Aunt Ren, please keep your word. Although my father is not up to par in my eyes, don't doubt that he is not a man!
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
I kept nodding my head, but then I felt something was wrong and started shaking my head again.
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
Even Aunt Ren's eyes were a little red after drinking two cans of beer.
"Do you think I don't want to crush your balls? But Xiaoqin will definitely protect you when the time comes, so I have no choice but to let your father suffer on my behalf!"
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
"You are more capable than them, right? Judging from your running posture, you must have exercised your upper body muscles. You should be quite photogenic when you are shirtless!"
The beer can, which had been crushed by Aunt Ren once and had no compression space for ordinary people, actually made a clicking sound again and turned into a metal block smaller than a CPU in Aunt Ren's palm.
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
Eh? So Aunt Ren, have you known my identity for a long time? Were you just teasing me like a monkey, watching my jokes
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
This is much worse than admitting my identity in the first place! My heart was in my throat, wondering how Aunt Ren would scold me.
"He has allowed himself to degenerate, and his education for you must have been a complete failure! You two, father and son, are a pair of losers, and I get angry just looking at them!"
I really can’t say it! The bully would not bully me in front of my mother, and out of my manly self-esteem, I never complained to Aunt Ren. When I was 6 or 7 years old, I was able to refrain from making tattle tales. But now that I am in middle school, do I have to tell Aunt Ren these sesame seeds and rotten millet things
"Well, Aunt Ren, thank you for your kindness... I really have no acting talent, can you let me go?"
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
"He has allowed himself to degenerate, and his education for you must have been a complete failure! You two, father and son, are a pair of losers, and I get angry just looking at them!"
"Eh?"
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
This is much worse than admitting my identity in the first place! My heart was in my throat, wondering how Aunt Ren would scold me.
"Do you think I don't want to crush your balls? But Xiaoqin will definitely protect you when the time comes, so I have no choice but to let your father suffer on my behalf!"
"I'm currently filming a kung fu drama with the Yankees. There aren't enough extras, so please come and make up the extras!"
"Who said you don't have acting talent? Ye Lin, don't you look pretty decent pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in front of me?"
I didn't think about what I would do next, but under Aunt Ren's razor-sharp gaze, I had to answer.
"From now on... Xiaoqin may not like me as before, right?"
"How dare you!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost breaking my heart out.
"I, I usually like to read movie magazines. I have seen your photos in some reports and know that you are a very powerful martial artist. Hehehe, that's it..."
Is this the "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" starring Amy? I don’t want to film with Amy! Moreover, if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Aunt Ren while filming, sooner or later my secret will be exposed!
It seems that I have been exposed a long time ago, and Aunt Ren has been observing me secretly for some time.
Is this the "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" starring Amy? I don’t want to film with Amy! Moreover, if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Aunt Ren while filming, sooner or later my secret will be exposed!
"No reason, I just feel unhappy when I see those Americans! They have to rely on wire ropes to do somersaults, and they still pretend to be celebrities in front of the camera... It's better to take more pictures of extras who know kung fu!"
"Well... we are still young, not the time to fall in love, right?"
Aunt Ren's grab for free made me speechless.
"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first..."
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
"From now on... Xiaoqin may not like me as before, right?"
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
I said and turned around to run.
Eh? Even if a nuclear bomb-level tragedy happens where I get Xiaoqin pregnant, it’s me who should be punished. What does it have to do with my dad’s eggs
It’s more than just neither three nor four! If those things are placed on the street, they will definitely be confiscated by the police on charges of indecency!
"My family has an unfortunate background. This daughter follows me and her IQ is 0 when we fall in love. As someone who has experienced this, I have to look after my daughter."
"How dare you!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost breaking my heart out.
"Aunt Ren, Aunt Ren, you are so amazing..."
"Ren, Aunt Ren, you can scold me, but don't scold my dad, it's not easy for him either..."
"When the time comes, this is what will happen to your father's balls."
"Why, why do I have to be an extra..."
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
"How dare you!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost breaking my heart out.
"From now on... Xiaoqin may not like me as before, right?"
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
I asked pitifully.
"Well... we are still young, not the time to fall in love, right?"
"How dare you!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost breaking my heart out.
"Why, why do I have to be an extra..."
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
Aunt Ren threw the metal piece into the trash can like a hidden weapon and said lightly:
"No reason, I just feel unhappy when I see those Americans! They have to rely on wire ropes to do somersaults, and they still pretend to be celebrities in front of the camera... It's better to take more pictures of extras who know kung fu!"
Aunt Ren sighed.
Hey hey hey, Aunt Ren, please keep your word. Although my father is not up to par in my eyes, don't doubt that he is not a man!
I asked pitifully.
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
Even Aunt Ren's eyes were a little red after drinking two cans of beer.
I didn't think about what I would do next, but under Aunt Ren's razor-sharp gaze, I had to answer.
"You are more capable than them, right? Judging from your running posture, you must have exercised your upper body muscles. You should be quite photogenic when you are shirtless!"
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
Is this the "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" starring Amy? I don’t want to film with Amy! Moreover, if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Aunt Ren while filming, sooner or later my secret will be exposed!
Eh? From my running posture, not only can I see where I am injured, but also how many muscles I have? In front of my martial arts seniors, why do I feel like I’m wearing nothing
"I'm currently filming a kung fu drama with the Yankees. There aren't enough extras, so please come and make up the extras!"
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
"Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke. I'm just an extra, so wouldn't I be stealing the show if I'm on camera?"
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
Eh? From my running posture, not only can I see where I am injured, but also how many muscles I have? In front of my martial arts seniors, why do I feel like I’m wearing nothing
"How dare you!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost breaking my heart out.
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
In desperation, I almost revealed that my father is a senior commentator on pornographic films. It is not easy to write an experience report every time he watches an pornographic film.
"No, no..."
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
"You're right, I just want you to steal the show! Shame, shame, those leading actors are so good! They are all about the same age as you, why are they so pampered that they can't do more difficult or bigger martial arts moves? So I have to modify my movements on the spot?"
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Do you think I don't want to crush your balls? But Xiaoqin will definitely protect you when the time comes, so I have no choice but to let your father suffer on my behalf!"
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
Although I am very happy to be able to help my previous aunt, if I am asked to perform a 720° backflip + one-finger Zen landing on the spot, a difficult and life-threatening action, I would rather not let the Americans laugh at it.
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
"My family has an unfortunate background. This daughter follows me and her IQ is 0 when we fall in love. As someone who has experienced this, I have to look after my daughter."
Only at this moment, I thank the dean from the bottom of my heart for his unchanging official tone.
"Well, Aunt Ren, thank you for your kindness... I really have no acting talent, can you let me go?"
I didn't think about what I would do next, but under Aunt Ren's razor-sharp gaze, I had to answer.
Eh? How can I talk about the things I care about most in person? Aunt Ren, you are going too far! I finally believed that my legs are not particularly short, so why remind me again!
"Oh, you know who I am, that'll be easy..."
Aunt Ren raised the beer to her lips and slurped it noncommittally.
"You're right, I just want you to steal the show! Shame, shame, those leading actors are so good! They are all about the same age as you, why are they so pampered that they can't do more difficult or bigger martial arts moves? So I have to modify my movements on the spot?"
Aunt Ren could probably imagine how ridiculous her daughter would be when she was mentally retarded. She was stunned for a long time and then said slowly:
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Eh? This..." I looked confused.
"Who said you don't have acting talent? Ye Lin, don't you look pretty decent pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in front of me?"
"Why, why do I have to be an extra..."
I asked pitifully.
"How dare you!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost breaking my heart out.
"Eh?"
Aunt Ren could probably imagine how ridiculous her daughter would be when she was mentally retarded. She was stunned for a long time and then said slowly:
"Hmph, do you think that my daughter has been crazy about you and has liked you for so long, and I, as a mother, don't even confirm for myself what you look like now?"
Eh? So Aunt Ren, have you known my identity for a long time? Were you just teasing me like a monkey, watching my jokes
"Oh, you know who I am, that'll be easy..."
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
"No, no..."
This is much worse than admitting my identity in the first place! My heart was in my throat, wondering how Aunt Ren would scold me.
"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first..."
I really can’t say it! The bully would not bully me in front of my mother, and out of my manly self-esteem, I never complained to Aunt Ren. When I was 6 or 7 years old, I was able to refrain from making tattle tales. But now that I am in middle school, do I have to tell Aunt Ren these sesame seeds and rotten millet things
Is this the "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" starring Amy? I don’t want to film with Amy! Moreover, if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Aunt Ren while filming, sooner or later my secret will be exposed!
Eh? So Aunt Ren, have you known my identity for a long time? Were you just teasing me like a monkey, watching my jokes
Aunt Ren could probably imagine how ridiculous her daughter would be when she was mentally retarded. She was stunned for a long time and then said slowly:
"Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke. I'm just an extra, so wouldn't I be stealing the show if I'm on camera?"
"You can't say that..." I was vague.
It seems that Aunt Ren will not let me go easily today.
"Hmph, do you think that my daughter has been crazy about you and has liked you for so long, and I, as a mother, don't even confirm for myself what you look like now?"
Eh? How can I talk about the things I care about most in person? Aunt Ren, you are going too far! I finally believed that my legs are not particularly short, so why remind me again!
"Well, Aunt Ren, thank you for your kindness... I really have no acting talent, can you let me go?"
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
"Hmph, do you think that my daughter has been crazy about you and has liked you for so long, and I, as a mother, don't even confirm for myself what you look like now?"
"Ye Lin, if I leave things alone, a girl of Xiaoqin's age will definitely suffer from being with you for a long time... I don't want that to happen!"
"You don't like her? Then you hate her?"
It seems that I have been exposed a long time ago, and Aunt Ren has been observing me secretly for some time.
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
Aunt Ren's grab for free made me speechless.
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
"Eh?"
How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and vowed to take revenge. In the end, it just came from my heart. Did she end up looking like this vicious person now
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
"No, no..."
"Why, why do I have to be an extra..."
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
In desperation, I almost revealed that my father is a senior commentator on pornographic films. It is not easy to write an experience report every time he watches an pornographic film.
I kept nodding my head, but then I felt something was wrong and started shaking my head again.
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
Aunt Ren sighed.
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
"When the time comes, this is what will happen to your father's balls."
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
I asked pitifully.
Even Aunt Ren's eyes were a little red after drinking two cans of beer.
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first..."
"My family has an unfortunate background. This daughter follows me and her IQ is 0 when we fall in love. As someone who has experienced this, I have to look after my daughter."
"He has allowed himself to degenerate, and his education for you must have been a complete failure! You two, father and son, are a pair of losers, and I get angry just looking at them!"
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
Is this the "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" starring Amy? I don’t want to film with Amy! Moreover, if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Aunt Ren while filming, sooner or later my secret will be exposed!
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
Aunt Ren, why didn’t you actually recognize who I am? If you just stop a passerby and let him kick him randomly, what are your intentions
Eh? So Aunt Ren, have you known my identity for a long time? Were you just teasing me like a monkey, watching my jokes
"Boy, your face is so crippled!"
"Aunt Ren, Aunt Ren, you are so amazing..."
"You are more capable than them, right? Judging from your running posture, you must have exercised your upper body muscles. You should be quite photogenic when you are shirtless!"
Aunt Ren threw the metal piece into the trash can like a hidden weapon and said lightly:
I can only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
I asked pitifully.
Aunt Ren's grab for free made me speechless.
"You are more capable than them, right? Judging from your running posture, you must have exercised your upper body muscles. You should be quite photogenic when you are shirtless!"
Aunt Ren, I have to say that you are a bit too optimistic... In fact, not only have we kissed before, but it was also a tongue kiss. Not only was it a tongue kiss, it was also done openly in your home when you went to take a shower.
In desperation, I almost revealed that my father is a senior commentator on pornographic films. It is not easy to write an experience report every time he watches an pornographic film.
I said and turned around to run.
"From now on... Xiaoqin may not like me as before, right?"
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
"Why, why do I have to be an extra..."
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
"Why, why do I have to be an extra..."
"Do you think I don't want to crush your balls? But Xiaoqin will definitely protect you when the time comes, so I have no choice but to let your father suffer on my behalf!"
How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and vowed to take revenge. In the end, it just came from my heart. Did she end up looking like this vicious person now
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
Only at this moment, I thank the dean from the bottom of my heart for his unchanging official tone.
I really can’t say it! The bully would not bully me in front of my mother, and out of my manly self-esteem, I never complained to Aunt Ren. When I was 6 or 7 years old, I was able to refrain from making tattle tales. But now that I am in middle school, do I have to tell Aunt Ren these sesame seeds and rotten millet things
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
Eh? So Aunt Ren, have you known my identity for a long time? Were you just teasing me like a monkey, watching my jokes
"Well, Aunt Ren, thank you for your kindness... I really have no acting talent, can you let me go?"
Aunt Ren's grab for free made me speechless.
How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and vowed to take revenge. In the end, it just came from my heart. Did she end up looking like this vicious person now
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
No, Aunt Ren, just think that I have a genetic mutation.
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
"I'm currently filming a kung fu drama with the Yankees. There aren't enough extras, so please come and make up the extras!"
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
"Humph, your legs are so short."
Only at this moment, I thank the dean from the bottom of my heart for his unchanging official tone.
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
Eh? How can I talk about the things I care about most in person? Aunt Ren, you are going too far! I finally believed that my legs are not particularly short, so why remind me again!
"You don't like her? Then you hate her?"
"Eh? This..." I looked confused.
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
"You follow your father, right? Although you and your son are not short in stature, you both have short legs... By the way, has your father gone back to teach?"
I kept nodding my head, but then I felt something was wrong and started shaking my head again.
"Eh?"
"I'm currently filming a kung fu drama with the Yankees. There aren't enough extras, so please come and make up the extras!"
"Eh? This..." I looked confused.
"No, no..."
Aunt Ren took out another can of beer from her pocket, leaned against the railing, and drank.
"Aunt Ren, Aunt Ren, you are so amazing..."
"I, I usually like to read movie magazines. I have seen your photos in some reports and know that you are a very powerful martial artist. Hehehe, that's it..."
"Ye Lin, if I leave things alone, a girl of Xiaoqin's age will definitely suffer from being with you for a long time... I don't want that to happen!"
"Humph, your legs are so short."
Aunt Ren sighed.
With a snap, the empty beer can was crushed by Aunt Ren with one hand.
I replied with some shame.
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
Aunt Ren threw the metal piece into the trash can like a hidden weapon and said lightly:
Eh? Even if a nuclear bomb-level tragedy happens where I get Xiaoqin pregnant, it’s me who should be punished. What does it have to do with my dad’s eggs
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Well... we are still young, not the time to fall in love, right?"
Aunt Ren's face darkened.
How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and vowed to take revenge. In the end, it just came from my heart. Did she end up looking like this vicious person now
Aunt Ren could probably imagine how ridiculous her daughter would be when she was mentally retarded. She was stunned for a long time and then said slowly:
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
I can only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
The beer can, which had been crushed by Aunt Ren once and had no compression space for ordinary people, actually made a clicking sound again and turned into a metal block smaller than a CPU in Aunt Ren's palm.
"When the time comes, this is what will happen to your father's balls."
"What are you looking at? Are you dissatisfied?"
"You don't like her? Then you hate her?"
It’s more than just neither three nor four! If those things are placed on the street, they will definitely be confiscated by the police on charges of indecency!
"You follow your father, right? Although you and your son are not short in stature, you both have short legs... By the way, has your father gone back to teach?"
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
"Ye Lin, if I leave things alone, a girl of Xiaoqin's age will definitely suffer from being with you for a long time... I don't want that to happen!"
It’s more than just neither three nor four! If those things are placed on the street, they will definitely be confiscated by the police on charges of indecency!
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
She looked at me like a lioness trying to protect her cubs from an attacking jackal.
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
With a snap, the empty beer can was crushed by Aunt Ren with one hand.
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
"Hmph, do you think that my daughter has been crazy about you and has liked you for so long, and I, as a mother, don't even confirm for myself what you look like now?"
No, Aunt Ren, just think that I have a genetic mutation.
Hey hey hey, Aunt Ren, please keep your word. Although my father is not up to par in my eyes, don't doubt that he is not a man!
Aunt Ren threw the metal piece into the trash can like a hidden weapon and said lightly:
"Ren, Aunt Ren, you can scold me, but don't scold my dad, it's not easy for him either..."
"How dare you!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost breaking my heart out.
Aunt Ren took out another can of beer from her pocket, leaned against the railing, and drank.
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Who said you don't have acting talent? Ye Lin, don't you look pretty decent pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in front of me?"
"He has allowed himself to degenerate, and his education for you must have been a complete failure! You two, father and son, are a pair of losers, and I get angry just looking at them!"
It seems that I have been exposed a long time ago, and Aunt Ren has been observing me secretly for some time.
I can only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
"Ren, Aunt Ren, you can scold me, but don't scold my dad, it's not easy for him either..."
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
I asked pitifully.
Aunt Ren's face darkened.
"You're right, I just want you to steal the show! Shame, shame, those leading actors are so good! They are all about the same age as you, why are they so pampered that they can't do more difficult or bigger martial arts moves? So I have to modify my movements on the spot?"
"My family has an unfortunate background. This daughter follows me and her IQ is 0 when we fall in love. As someone who has experienced this, I have to look after my daughter."
In desperation, I almost revealed that my father is a senior commentator on pornographic films. It is not easy to write an experience report every time he watches an pornographic film.
The beer can, which had been crushed by Aunt Ren once and had no compression space for ordinary people, actually made a clicking sound again and turned into a metal block smaller than a CPU in Aunt Ren's palm.
She looked at me like a lioness trying to protect her cubs from an attacking jackal.
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
I replied with some shame.
In desperation, I almost revealed that my father is a senior commentator on pornographic films. It is not easy to write an experience report every time he watches an pornographic film.
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
Aunt Ren, why didn’t you actually recognize who I am? If you just stop a passerby and let him kick him randomly, what are your intentions
"Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke. I'm just an extra, so wouldn't I be stealing the show if I'm on camera?"
I didn't think about what I would do next, but under Aunt Ren's razor-sharp gaze, I had to answer.
Aunt Ren's grab for free made me speechless.
Eh? From my running posture, not only can I see where I am injured, but also how many muscles I have? In front of my martial arts seniors, why do I feel like I’m wearing nothing
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
"No reason, I just feel unhappy when I see those Americans! They have to rely on wire ropes to do somersaults, and they still pretend to be celebrities in front of the camera... It's better to take more pictures of extras who know kung fu!"
Although I am very happy to be able to help my previous aunt, if I am asked to perform a 720° backflip + one-finger Zen landing on the spot, a difficult and life-threatening action, I would rather not let the Americans laugh at it.
I kept nodding my head, but then I felt something was wrong and started shaking my head again.
After taking a breath, Aunt Ren asked again: "Ye Lin, what are you going to do about my daughter?"
"My family has an unfortunate background. This daughter follows me and her IQ is 0 when we fall in love. As someone who has experienced this, I have to look after my daughter."
The beer can, which had been crushed by Aunt Ren once and had no compression space for ordinary people, actually made a clicking sound again and turned into a metal block smaller than a CPU in Aunt Ren's palm.
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
"Well... we are still young, not the time to fall in love, right?"
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
Aunt Ren's grab for free made me speechless.
I hurriedly walked down the steps, "Well, that's about it..."
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
It seems that I have been exposed a long time ago, and Aunt Ren has been observing me secretly for some time.
"No, no..."
Only at this moment, I thank the dean from the bottom of my heart for his unchanging official tone.
"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first..."
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
In desperation, I almost revealed that my father is a senior commentator on pornographic films. It is not easy to write an experience report every time he watches an pornographic film.
Only at this moment, I thank the dean from the bottom of my heart for his unchanging official tone.
It seems that Aunt Ren will not let me go easily today.
With a snap, the empty beer can was crushed by Aunt Ren with one hand.
Aunt Ren's grab for free made me speechless.
I hurriedly walked down the steps, "Well, that's about it..."
"I, I usually like to read movie magazines. I have seen your photos in some reports and know that you are a very powerful martial artist. Hehehe, that's it..."
It seems that Aunt Ren will not let me go easily today.
I didn't think about what I would do next, but under Aunt Ren's razor-sharp gaze, I had to answer.
I really can’t say it! The bully would not bully me in front of my mother, and out of my manly self-esteem, I never complained to Aunt Ren. When I was 6 or 7 years old, I was able to refrain from making tattle tales. But now that I am in middle school, do I have to tell Aunt Ren these sesame seeds and rotten millet things
Even Aunt Ren's eyes were a little red after drinking two cans of beer.
Eh? So Aunt Ren, have you known my identity for a long time? Were you just teasing me like a monkey, watching my jokes
I didn't think about what I would do next, but under Aunt Ren's razor-sharp gaze, I had to answer.
I can only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
Eh? From my running posture, not only can I see where I am injured, but also how many muscles I have? In front of my martial arts seniors, why do I feel like I’m wearing nothing
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
"Oh, you know who I am, that'll be easy..."
No, Aunt Ren, just think that I have a genetic mutation.
"From now on... Xiaoqin may not like me as before, right?"
"When the time comes, this is what will happen to your father's balls."
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
Aunt Ren's face darkened.
She looked at me like a lioness trying to protect her cubs from an attacking jackal.
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and vowed to take revenge. In the end, it just came from my heart. Did she end up looking like this vicious person now
"Who said you don't have acting talent? Ye Lin, don't you look pretty decent pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in front of me?"
"Eh? This..." I looked confused.
"When the time comes, this is what will happen to your father's balls."
Aunt Ren, why didn’t you actually recognize who I am? If you just stop a passerby and let him kick him randomly, what are your intentions
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
"You follow your father, right? Although you and your son are not short in stature, you both have short legs... By the way, has your father gone back to teach?"
"You don't like her? Then you hate her?"
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
Hey hey hey, Aunt Ren, please keep your word. Although my father is not up to par in my eyes, don't doubt that he is not a man!
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
"B-But you just said that I am a layman and don't know kung fu!"
I said and turned around to run.
"You can't say that..." I was vague.
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
I hurriedly walked down the steps, "Well, that's about it..."
"No, no..."
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
"Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke. I'm just an extra, so wouldn't I be stealing the show if I'm on camera?"
"You are more capable than them, right? Judging from your running posture, you must have exercised your upper body muscles. You should be quite photogenic when you are shirtless!"
"Who said you don't have acting talent? Ye Lin, don't you look pretty decent pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in front of me?"
I hurriedly walked down the steps, "Well, that's about it..."
No, Aunt Ren, just think that I have a genetic mutation.
I can only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
In desperation, I almost revealed that my father is a senior commentator on pornographic films. It is not easy to write an experience report every time he watches an pornographic film.
"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first..."
"What are you looking at? Are you dissatisfied?"
Aunt Ren's face darkened.
With a snap, the empty beer can was crushed by Aunt Ren with one hand.
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
"Eh?"
It’s more than just neither three nor four! If those things are placed on the street, they will definitely be confiscated by the police on charges of indecency!
"Aunt Ren, you really know how to joke. I'm just an extra, so wouldn't I be stealing the show if I'm on camera?"
She looked at me like a lioness trying to protect her cubs from an attacking jackal.
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Who said you don't have acting talent? Ye Lin, don't you look pretty decent pretending to be crazy and acting stupid in front of me?"
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
"Eh? This..." I looked confused.
Aunt Ren took out another can of beer from her pocket, leaned against the railing, and drank.
Although I am very happy to be able to help my previous aunt, if I am asked to perform a 720° backflip + one-finger Zen landing on the spot, a difficult and life-threatening action, I would rather not let the Americans laugh at it.
"Ye Lin, if I leave things alone, a girl of Xiaoqin's age will definitely suffer from being with you for a long time... I don't want that to happen!"
Even Aunt Ren's eyes were a little red after drinking two cans of beer.
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
I kept nodding my head, but then I felt something was wrong and started shaking my head again.
I replied with some shame.
"Isn't it just that the marriage failed? You can't stand up after one blow. If you don't have a son, I really doubt whether he has eggs!"
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
Aunt Ren took out another can of beer from her pocket, leaned against the railing, and drank.
Eh? Even if a nuclear bomb-level tragedy happens where I get Xiaoqin pregnant, it’s me who should be punished. What does it have to do with my dad’s eggs
It seems that Aunt Ren will not let me go easily today.
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
"Do you think I don't want to crush your balls? But Xiaoqin will definitely protect you when the time comes, so I have no choice but to let your father suffer on my behalf!"
"You're right, I just want you to steal the show! Shame, shame, those leading actors are so good! They are all about the same age as you, why are they so pampered that they can't do more difficult or bigger martial arts moves? So I have to modify my movements on the spot?"
I asked pitifully.
"No, I'm not dissatisfied... But Aunt Ren, sometimes Xiaoqin is very scary when she does things, and I'm completely passive! The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop!"
Aunt Ren, I have to say that you are a bit too optimistic... In fact, not only have we kissed before, but it was also a tongue kiss. Not only was it a tongue kiss, it was also done openly in your home when you went to take a shower.
"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I have something else to do, I'm leaving first..."
"My family has an unfortunate background. This daughter follows me and her IQ is 0 when we fall in love. As someone who has experienced this, I have to look after my daughter."
"Ye Lin, if I leave things alone, a girl of Xiaoqin's age will definitely suffer from being with you for a long time... I don't want that to happen!"
"What are you looking at? Are you dissatisfied?"
Is this the "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" starring Amy? I don’t want to film with Amy! Moreover, if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Aunt Ren while filming, sooner or later my secret will be exposed!
She looked at me like a lioness trying to protect her cubs from an attacking jackal.
"Ren, Aunt Ren, you can scold me, but don't scold my dad, it's not easy for him either..."
The beer can, which had been crushed by Aunt Ren once and had no compression space for ordinary people, actually made a clicking sound again and turned into a metal block smaller than a CPU in Aunt Ren's palm.
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and vowed to take revenge. In the end, it just came from my heart. Did she end up looking like this vicious person now
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
Even Aunt Ren's eyes were a little red after drinking two cans of beer.
How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and vowed to take revenge. In the end, it just came from my heart. Did she end up looking like this vicious person now
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
"Do you think I don't want to crush your balls? But Xiaoqin will definitely protect you when the time comes, so I have no choice but to let your father suffer on my behalf!"
It seems that I have been exposed a long time ago, and Aunt Ren has been observing me secretly for some time.
Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me? How did you know my last name?"
"No, I'm not dissatisfied... But Aunt Ren, sometimes Xiaoqin is very scary when she does things, and I'm completely passive! The tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop!"
"He has allowed himself to degenerate, and his education for you must have been a complete failure! You two, father and son, are a pair of losers, and I get angry just looking at them!"
I don’t know what to say with my poor language.
Aunt Ren could probably imagine how ridiculous her daughter would be when she was mentally retarded. She was stunned for a long time and then said slowly:
Eh? How can I talk about the things I care about most in person? Aunt Ren, you are going too far! I finally believed that my legs are not particularly short, so why remind me again!
"You can't say that..." I was vague.
"I'm currently filming a kung fu drama with the Yankees. There aren't enough extras, so please come and make up the extras!"
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"
"I'm not completely unreasonable. If it was Xiaoqin's fault, I would turn a blind eye, but I'm warning you... if you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger... "
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
"I know what my daughter is like. Just tell me whether you like her or not!"
I asked pitifully.
The beer can, which had been crushed by Aunt Ren once and had no compression space for ordinary people, actually made a clicking sound again and turned into a metal block smaller than a CPU in Aunt Ren's palm.
"Stop perfunctory with me! You are still young now, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future?"
"You can't say that..." I was vague.
"It's so useless! I worked as a tutor at first, but then gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I heard that I opened a strange online store that sells some nondescript things, right?"
"Boy, what do you mean, you don't know whether you hate my daughter or like her?"
I lowered my head involuntarily. If someone were passing by, they would think it was an elder scolding a younger one.
This is much worse than admitting my identity in the first place! My heart was in my throat, wondering how Aunt Ren would scold me.
Aunt Ren threw the metal piece into the trash can like a hidden weapon and said lightly:
It seems that Aunt Ren will not let me go easily today.
"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care about your life or death! He brought up such a useless son and caused me trouble. I already gave him a lot of face without scolding him in person!"
"Ren, Aunt Ren, you can scold me, but don't scold my dad, it's not easy for him either..."
"When the time comes, this is what will happen to your father's balls."
I can only smile bitterly at such a blunt comment.
"You are more capable than them, right? Judging from your running posture, you must have exercised your upper body muscles. You should be quite photogenic when you are shirtless!"
Stop drinking! Aunt Ren, do you want to practice Drunken Boxing? And I originally thought that your belt bag contained weapons-specific props, or flying tiger claw night clothes, but it turned out to be all beer
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"
I kept nodding my head, but then I felt something was wrong and started shaking my head again.
Aunt Ren, why didn’t you actually recognize who I am? If you just stop a passerby and let him kick him randomly, what are your intentions
As he said that, he looked me up and down again.
Eh? Even if a nuclear bomb-level tragedy happens where I get Xiaoqin pregnant, it’s me who should be punished. What does it have to do with my dad’s eggs
"Why, why do I have to be an extra..."
Is this the "Legend of the Magic Cauldron" starring Amy? I don’t want to film with Amy! Moreover, if I pretend to be a passerby and follow Aunt Ren while filming, sooner or later my secret will be exposed!
"My family has an unfortunate background. This daughter follows me and her IQ is 0 when we fall in love. As someone who has experienced this, I have to look after my daughter."
"Do you think I don't want to crush your balls? But Xiaoqin will definitely protect you when the time comes, so I have no choice but to let your father suffer on my behalf!"
"I don't care how open-minded you young people are. In short, before you go to high school, the most you can do is kiss. If you go beyond that, I will take it out on you!"
This is much worse than admitting my identity in the first place! My heart was in my throat, wondering how Aunt Ren would scold me.
"I gave you sweets before, right? I remember you were quite cute when you were little, and your dad didn't give you Sanlu. How did you become this virtuous?"