"That's ridiculous!" Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin's defense. "Even if it's true that Marilyn Monroe had extra toes and that she couldn't take out incandescent light bulbs when she put them in her mouth, hippos are the second most murderous people in the world. Even animals can’t stand!”
Zhuang Ni went on to state: "Snakes and scorpions rank third and fourth in terms of the number of killers, killing 50,000 and 5,000 people respectively every year. Then it is the turn of hippos. Hippos seem docile but are easily angered. Every year, they kill 50,000 people and 5,000 people respectively. No less than 3,000 people were killed by hippos..."
"There is a loophole!" Xiao Qin raised her hand and said, "Malaria and sleeping sickness kill a lot of people, doesn't the plague kill a lot of people? Why not put rats first?"
Who is the hippopotamus? Isn't it enough to give me the nickname "Wild Ass"
"The defender's sophistry is totally unfounded! The defendant Ye Lin used violent coercion to rob students outside No. 28 Middle School for the purpose of illegal possession. The consequences of causing minor injuries to the victim during the robbery were serious in nature and complied with Article 263 of the Criminal Law. Article 263 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China stipulates that anyone who robs public or private property by violence, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined; any of the following circumstances shall apply: Those who commit crimes shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years, life imprisonment or death, and shall also be fined or have their property confiscated: (1) Those who rob at home; (2) Those who rob on public transportation; (3) Those who rob banks or other financial institutions ; (4) Multiple robberies or huge amounts of robbery; (5) Robbery causing serious injury or death; (6) Someone named Ye Lin..."
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
"Yes, the hippopotamus has nothing to do with this case. The defender used the hippopotamus as an argument just to delay time!"
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
Which country has such a bizarre innocence defense? If guilt and innocence are determined by painting skills, then wouldn’t Leonardo da Vinci, Van Gogh and the like become unscrupulous existences
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
I wipe it! It was really changed by a donkey! Xiaoqin drew the donkey's ears short, and then made the nostrils bigger, abruptly changing a donkey into a hippopotamus! And whenever he couldn't draw, he would look back at me and treat me as a sketching model!
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
I wipe it! It was really changed by a donkey! Xiaoqin drew the donkey's ears short, and then made the nostrils bigger, abruptly changing a donkey into a hippopotamus! And whenever he couldn't draw, he would look back at me and treat me as a sketching model!
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
Enough! The "cai" in tsetse fly and the "cai" in Gong Caicai are not the same word! The scientific name of the tsetse fly is "tsetse fly", also translated as "sting fly". It is a very ugly and cruel blood-sucking fly. It has nothing in common with Gong Caicai!
Which country has such a bizarre innocence defense? If guilt and innocence are determined by painting skills, then wouldn’t Leonardo da Vinci, Van Gogh and the like become unscrupulous existences
Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but complain: "Is this a hippopotamus? Why does it look a bit like a donkey?"
Zhuang Ni went on to state: "Snakes and scorpions rank third and fourth in terms of the number of killers, killing 50,000 and 5,000 people respectively every year. Then it is the turn of hippos. Hippos seem docile but are easily angered. Every year, they kill 50,000 people and 5,000 people respectively. No less than 3,000 people were killed by hippos..."
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
Where are all this? Why should I be executed if the hippopotamus doesn’t win second place in killing? The trial logic of the mock court is completely broken, okay!
I have to admit that Zhuang Ni has a wealth of knowledge and relatively accurate data. Most of the 3,000 people killed by hippos every year are black uncles in Africa. Last year, an unfortunate Chinese female tourist was bitten to death by a hippo in Kenya. The reason It was she who offended the mother hippo when she took a picture of the baby hippopotamus.
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
"This..." Xiaoqin was speechless, and I put forward the argument I had prepared: "It was a slip of the tongue that I ranked mosquitoes first. In fact, the animal that directly kills the most humans is none other than Humans themselves! Do you want to deny that humans are a type of animal?"
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
But why is this hippopotamus so thin? are you sick? Moreover, the ears were unexpectedly long. Xiao Qin furiously wiped them with the blackboard twice before shortening the ears to normal length...
The squad leader, who didn't like black rats, frowned slightly, probably because he had a terrifying scene of black rats rushing past in his mind.
"There is a loophole!" Xiao Qin raised her hand and said, "Malaria and sleeping sickness kill a lot of people, doesn't the plague kill a lot of people? Why not put rats first?"
"Yes, the hippopotamus has nothing to do with this case. The defender used the hippopotamus as an argument just to delay time!"
At the critical moment, Xiaoqin turned her head and exchanged glances with me, and then made a decision that probably surprised even herself.
Hello! What's going on with Article 6? Why should I be sentenced to severe punishment just because I have this name? This version of "Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China" was edited by Zhuang Ni, right
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
The squad leader, who didn't like black rats, frowned slightly, probably because he had a terrifying scene of black rats rushing past in his mind.
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
Zhuang Ni replied without hesitation: "The main transmission object of the plague is fleas on rats, so although the plague kills a large number of humans, rats and fleas cannot take the blame alone. They must be eliminated from the entire ranking - even if I Add rat fleas to the ranking, and the hippopotamus cannot be ranked second anyway. Your argument is wrong, so Ye Lin must be sentenced to death!"
At the critical moment, Xiaoqin turned her head and exchanged glances with me, and then made a decision that probably surprised even herself.
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
With just a few strokes, the hippo's head and two cute little ears popped out, leaving the audience in awe.
Where are all this? Why should I be executed if the hippopotamus doesn’t win second place in killing? The trial logic of the mock court is completely broken, okay!
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin hurriedly agreed, "That's what I meant to say, but I missed it because I was nervous!"
"The defender's sophistry is totally unfounded! The defendant Ye Lin used violent coercion to rob students outside No. 28 Middle School for the purpose of illegal possession. The consequences of causing minor injuries to the victim during the robbery were serious in nature and complied with Article 263 of the Criminal Law. Article 263 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China stipulates that anyone who robs public or private property by violence, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined; any of the following circumstances shall apply: Those who commit crimes shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years, life imprisonment or death, and shall also be fined or have their property confiscated: (1) Those who rob at home; (2) Those who rob on public transportation; (3) Those who rob banks or other financial institutions ; (4) Multiple robberies or huge amounts of robbery; (5) Robbery causing serious injury or death; (6) Someone named Ye Lin..."
Zhuang Ni lightly tapped the blackboard eraser that served as a gavel.
Zhuang Ni lightly tapped the blackboard eraser that served as a gavel.
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
I wipe it! It was really changed by a donkey! Xiaoqin drew the donkey's ears short, and then made the nostrils bigger, abruptly changing a donkey into a hippopotamus! And whenever he couldn't draw, he would look back at me and treat me as a sketching model!
"I agree. Even if Ye Lin is a hippopotamus himself, he will still be legally responsible for robbing other people's property!"
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin hurriedly agreed, "That's what I meant to say, but I missed it because I was nervous!"
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin hurriedly agreed, "That's what I meant to say, but I missed it because I was nervous!"
Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but complain: "Is this a hippopotamus? Why does it look a bit like a donkey?"
Zhuang Ni sneered and reminded us: "According to your rules, the hippopotamus should be the animal that kills the most humans! Because you have eliminated the mosquitoes that spread the disease, haven't you?"
Zhuang Ni sneered and reminded us: "According to your rules, the hippopotamus should be the animal that kills the most humans! Because you have eliminated the mosquitoes that spread the disease, haven't you?"
Xiaoqin seemed to have received some inspiration and said to herself: "Because Ah Lin is so lustful, his nostrils are getting bigger and bigger. If this continues, there is really a danger of becoming a hippopotamus..."
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
At the critical moment, Xiaoqin turned her head and exchanged glances with me, and then made a decision that probably surprised even herself.
Xiaoqin's unreasonableness reached a new level, causing some people below who knew Zhuang Ni to burst into laughter.
Eh? Xiaoqin’s painting skills have improved a lot! Although this hippopotamus has childish lines, you can barely tell that it is an animal, and it is no longer a pure combination of potatoes and eggplants!
"I agree. Even if Ye Lin is a hippopotamus himself, he will still be legally responsible for robbing other people's property!"
"S-slow down!" Seeing Zhuang Ni start to draw the hippopotamus, Xiao Qin jumped anxiously, "I want to compete with the deputy presiding judge! I also want to go up and draw the hippopotamus! If I can draw better than the deputy presiding judge, I should be judged Ah Lin is not guilty!"
"This..." Xiaoqin was speechless, and I put forward the argument I had prepared: "It was a slip of the tongue that I ranked mosquitoes first. In fact, the animal that directly kills the most humans is none other than Humans themselves! Do you want to deny that humans are a type of animal?"
Xiaoqin seemed to have received some inspiration and said to herself: "Because Ah Lin is so lustful, his nostrils are getting bigger and bigger. If this continues, there is really a danger of becoming a hippopotamus..."
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
"Master, what you said is good!" Eunuch Cao applauded in the audience, "The counterattack is well-founded and convincing - Master is the well-deserved best debater in this debate competition!"
"S-slow down!" Seeing Zhuang Ni start to draw the hippopotamus, Xiao Qin jumped anxiously, "I want to compete with the deputy presiding judge! I also want to go up and draw the hippopotamus! If I can draw better than the deputy presiding judge, I should be judged Ah Lin is not guilty!"
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
In your eyes, am I a real wild ass? Then the hippopotamus is my short-eared, lustful and fat version! If there wasn't a table in front of me, I would have flipped it over!
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
Zhuang Ni lightly tapped the blackboard eraser that served as a gavel.
"This is not an animal-themed debate at all!" Jiang Qian snorted, "Shouldn't the court debate focus on the guilt or innocence of the suspect?"
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
"This is not an animal-themed debate at all!" Jiang Qian snorted, "Shouldn't the court debate focus on the guilt or innocence of the suspect?"
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
Xiao Qin pointed at the blackboard with her hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with the cognitive area of the deputy judge's brain. She may not be able to distinguish the difference between living things and non-living things! Although she just talked about a lot of animals with great rhetoric, I think She has no real idea about these animals! For example, she can only pronounce the word hippopotamus, but she has no idea what a hippopotamus is! If you don't admit this, just draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard. Everyone, take a look!”
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
I have to admit that Zhuang Ni has a wealth of knowledge and relatively accurate data. Most of the 3,000 people killed by hippos every year are black uncles in Africa. Last year, an unfortunate Chinese female tourist was bitten to death by a hippo in Kenya. The reason It was she who offended the mother hippo when she took a picture of the baby hippopotamus.
Xiao Qin pointed at the blackboard with her hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with the cognitive area of the deputy judge's brain. She may not be able to distinguish the difference between living things and non-living things! Although she just talked about a lot of animals with great rhetoric, I think She has no real idea about these animals! For example, she can only pronounce the word hippopotamus, but she has no idea what a hippopotamus is! If you don't admit this, just draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard. Everyone, take a look!”
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
Under the laughter of the whole class, Zhuang Ni temporarily stopped writing and glanced at Xiao Qin. When she realized that Xiao Qin was copying me, the corners of her mouth turned into an arc involuntarily.
It’s true that Zhuang Ni’s painting skills are very good, but she likes to depict melancholic girls, gothic landscapes and abyss-like starry skies. She rarely depicts animals, especially hippopotamuses, which are extremely lacking in the beauty of lilies. Let Zhuang Ni It would definitely be difficult for her to draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard.
"Yes, the hippopotamus has nothing to do with this case. The defender used the hippopotamus as an argument just to delay time!"
"This..." Xiaoqin was speechless, and I put forward the argument I had prepared: "It was a slip of the tongue that I ranked mosquitoes first. In fact, the animal that directly kills the most humans is none other than Humans themselves! Do you want to deny that humans are a type of animal?"
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
Xiaoqin's unreasonableness reached a new level, causing some people below who knew Zhuang Ni to burst into laughter.
In your eyes, am I a real wild ass? Then the hippopotamus is my short-eared, lustful and fat version! If there wasn't a table in front of me, I would have flipped it over!
At the critical moment, Xiaoqin turned her head and exchanged glances with me, and then made a decision that probably surprised even herself.
"Yes, even if Ye Lin rode a hippopotamus during the robbery, it still doesn't prove his innocence!"
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
Eh? Xiaoqin’s painting skills have improved a lot! Although this hippopotamus has childish lines, you can barely tell that it is an animal, and it is no longer a pure combination of potatoes and eggplants!
"What are you looking at?" Xiaoqin was dissatisfied with her painting. She used the blackboard eraser to correct it over and over again. The hippopotamus she painted that looked like a seven-quarter donkey already had a Picasso style.
"This is not an animal-themed debate at all!" Jiang Qian snorted, "Shouldn't the court debate focus on the guilt or innocence of the suspect?"
"The defender's sophistry is totally unfounded! The defendant Ye Lin used violent coercion to rob students outside No. 28 Middle School for the purpose of illegal possession. The consequences of causing minor injuries to the victim during the robbery were serious in nature and complied with Article 263 of the Criminal Law. Article 263 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China stipulates that anyone who robs public or private property by violence, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined; any of the following circumstances shall apply: Those who commit crimes shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years, life imprisonment or death, and shall also be fined or have their property confiscated: (1) Those who rob at home; (2) Those who rob on public transportation; (3) Those who rob banks or other financial institutions ; (4) Multiple robberies or huge amounts of robbery; (5) Robbery causing serious injury or death; (6) Someone named Ye Lin..."
"I agree. Even if Ye Lin is a hippopotamus himself, he will still be legally responsible for robbing other people's property!"
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
With just a few strokes, the hippo's head and two cute little ears popped out, leaving the audience in awe.
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
Xiaoqin seemed to have received some inspiration and said to herself: "Because Ah Lin is so lustful, his nostrils are getting bigger and bigger. If this continues, there is really a danger of becoming a hippopotamus..."
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
Who is the hippopotamus? Isn't it enough to give me the nickname "Wild Ass"
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
"That's ridiculous!" Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin's defense. "Even if it's true that Marilyn Monroe had extra toes and that she couldn't take out incandescent light bulbs when she put them in her mouth, hippos are the second most murderous people in the world. Even animals can’t stand!”
With just a few strokes, the hippo's head and two cute little ears popped out, leaving the audience in awe.
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin hurriedly agreed, "That's what I meant to say, but I missed it because I was nervous!"
"This is not an animal-themed debate at all!" Jiang Qian snorted, "Shouldn't the court debate focus on the guilt or innocence of the suspect?"
Zhuang Ni lightly tapped the blackboard eraser that served as a gavel.
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
Xiaoqin's unreasonableness reached a new level, causing some people below who knew Zhuang Ni to burst into laughter.
But why is this hippopotamus so thin? are you sick? Moreover, the ears were unexpectedly long. Xiao Qin furiously wiped them with the blackboard twice before shortening the ears to normal length...
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
"The defender's sophistry is totally unfounded! The defendant Ye Lin used violent coercion to rob students outside No. 28 Middle School for the purpose of illegal possession. The consequences of causing minor injuries to the victim during the robbery were serious in nature and complied with Article 263 of the Criminal Law. Article 263 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China stipulates that anyone who robs public or private property by violence, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined; any of the following circumstances shall apply: Those who commit crimes shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years, life imprisonment or death, and shall also be fined or have their property confiscated: (1) Those who rob at home; (2) Those who rob on public transportation; (3) Those who rob banks or other financial institutions ; (4) Multiple robberies or huge amounts of robbery; (5) Robbery causing serious injury or death; (6) Someone named Ye Lin..."
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
Xiaoqin seemed to have received some inspiration and said to herself: "Because Ah Lin is so lustful, his nostrils are getting bigger and bigger. If this continues, there is really a danger of becoming a hippopotamus..."
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
Hello! What's going on with Article 6? Why should I be sentenced to severe punishment just because I have this name? This version of "Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China" was edited by Zhuang Ni, right
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
At the critical moment, Xiaoqin turned her head and exchanged glances with me, and then made a decision that probably surprised even herself.
"There is nothing we can do," Xiaoqin interrupted Zhuang Ni's sentencing by patting the table, as if the protagonist in a Japanese comic was about to transform, "I suspect that the deputy chief judge is as mentally disturbed as the presiding judge. He probably came from Dongshan. You escaped from a mental hospital! You must pass the test I proposed to prove that you are not mentally ill!"
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
"There is nothing we can do," Xiaoqin interrupted Zhuang Ni's sentencing by patting the table, as if the protagonist in a Japanese comic was about to transform, "I suspect that the deputy chief judge is as mentally disturbed as the presiding judge. He probably came from Dongshan. You escaped from a mental hospital! You must pass the test I proposed to prove that you are not mentally ill!"
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
Xiao Qin pointed at the blackboard with her hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with the cognitive area of the deputy judge's brain. She may not be able to distinguish the difference between living things and non-living things! Although she just talked about a lot of animals with great rhetoric, I think She has no real idea about these animals! For example, she can only pronounce the word hippopotamus, but she has no idea what a hippopotamus is! If you don't admit this, just draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard. Everyone, take a look!”
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
"There is a loophole!" Xiao Qin raised her hand and said, "Malaria and sleeping sickness kill a lot of people, doesn't the plague kill a lot of people? Why not put rats first?"
But why is this hippopotamus so thin? are you sick? Moreover, the ears were unexpectedly long. Xiao Qin furiously wiped them with the blackboard twice before shortening the ears to normal length...
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
The squad leader, who didn't like black rats, frowned slightly, probably because he had a terrifying scene of black rats rushing past in his mind.
Xiaoqin's unreasonableness reached a new level, causing some people below who knew Zhuang Ni to burst into laughter.
Zhuang Ni lightly tapped the blackboard eraser that served as a gavel.
Zhuang Ni sneered and reminded us: "According to your rules, the hippopotamus should be the animal that kills the most humans! Because you have eliminated the mosquitoes that spread the disease, haven't you?"
Under the laughter of the whole class, Zhuang Ni temporarily stopped writing and glanced at Xiao Qin. When she realized that Xiao Qin was copying me, the corners of her mouth turned into an arc involuntarily.
Enough! The "cai" in tsetse fly and the "cai" in Gong Caicai are not the same word! The scientific name of the tsetse fly is "tsetse fly", also translated as "sting fly". It is a very ugly and cruel blood-sucking fly. It has nothing in common with Gong Caicai!
With just a few strokes, the hippo's head and two cute little ears popped out, leaving the audience in awe.
But why is this hippopotamus so thin? are you sick? Moreover, the ears were unexpectedly long. Xiao Qin furiously wiped them with the blackboard twice before shortening the ears to normal length...
It’s true that Zhuang Ni’s painting skills are very good, but she likes to depict melancholic girls, gothic landscapes and abyss-like starry skies. She rarely depicts animals, especially hippopotamuses, which are extremely lacking in the beauty of lilies. Let Zhuang Ni It would definitely be difficult for her to draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard.
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
"There is nothing we can do," Xiaoqin interrupted Zhuang Ni's sentencing by patting the table, as if the protagonist in a Japanese comic was about to transform, "I suspect that the deputy chief judge is as mentally disturbed as the presiding judge. He probably came from Dongshan. You escaped from a mental hospital! You must pass the test I proposed to prove that you are not mentally ill!"
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
"Master, what you said is good!" Eunuch Cao applauded in the audience, "The counterattack is well-founded and convincing - Master is the well-deserved best debater in this debate competition!"
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
Who is the hippopotamus? Isn't it enough to give me the nickname "Wild Ass"
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
I wipe it! It was really changed by a donkey! Xiaoqin drew the donkey's ears short, and then made the nostrils bigger, abruptly changing a donkey into a hippopotamus! And whenever he couldn't draw, he would look back at me and treat me as a sketching model!
Who is the hippopotamus? Isn't it enough to give me the nickname "Wild Ass"
Xiaoqin's unreasonableness reached a new level, causing some people below who knew Zhuang Ni to burst into laughter.
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin hurriedly agreed, "That's what I meant to say, but I missed it because I was nervous!"
I have to admit that Zhuang Ni has a wealth of knowledge and relatively accurate data. Most of the 3,000 people killed by hippos every year are black uncles in Africa. Last year, an unfortunate Chinese female tourist was bitten to death by a hippo in Kenya. The reason It was she who offended the mother hippo when she took a picture of the baby hippopotamus.
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
With just a few strokes, the hippo's head and two cute little ears popped out, leaving the audience in awe.
Xiaoqin's unreasonableness reached a new level, causing some people below who knew Zhuang Ni to burst into laughter.
In your eyes, am I a real wild ass? Then the hippopotamus is my short-eared, lustful and fat version! If there wasn't a table in front of me, I would have flipped it over!
"I agree. Even if Ye Lin is a hippopotamus himself, he will still be legally responsible for robbing other people's property!"
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin hurriedly agreed, "That's what I meant to say, but I missed it because I was nervous!"
Hello! What's going on with Article 6? Why should I be sentenced to severe punishment just because I have this name? This version of "Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China" was edited by Zhuang Ni, right
In your eyes, am I a real wild ass? Then the hippopotamus is my short-eared, lustful and fat version! If there wasn't a table in front of me, I would have flipped it over!
Because I had told Xiaoqin all the trivia, including hippopotamuses, in order to save my face, I said, "The defender's arguments are not wrong, but there are some minor flaws in the language she used. She originally wanted to say The most important thing is: without relying on germs or toxins, the second animal that directly kills humans is the hippopotamus!”
"There are still ten minutes left." The monitor warned as she looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. She also understood that the free-flowing mock court drama was completely out of control, and she could only pray that this farce would end soon.
Under the laughter of the whole class, Zhuang Ni temporarily stopped writing and glanced at Xiao Qin. When she realized that Xiao Qin was copying me, the corners of her mouth turned into an arc involuntarily.
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
Which country has such a bizarre innocence defense? If guilt and innocence are determined by painting skills, then wouldn’t Leonardo da Vinci, Van Gogh and the like become unscrupulous existences
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
"S-slow down!" Seeing Zhuang Ni start to draw the hippopotamus, Xiao Qin jumped anxiously, "I want to compete with the deputy presiding judge! I also want to go up and draw the hippopotamus! If I can draw better than the deputy presiding judge, I should be judged Ah Lin is not guilty!"
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
Zhuang Ni went on to state: "Snakes and scorpions rank third and fourth in terms of the number of killers, killing 50,000 and 5,000 people respectively every year. Then it is the turn of hippos. Hippos seem docile but are easily angered. Every year, they kill 50,000 people and 5,000 people respectively. No less than 3,000 people were killed by hippos..."
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
"Yes, the hippopotamus has nothing to do with this case. The defender used the hippopotamus as an argument just to delay time!"
Zhuang Ni went on to state: "Snakes and scorpions rank third and fourth in terms of the number of killers, killing 50,000 and 5,000 people respectively every year. Then it is the turn of hippos. Hippos seem docile but are easily angered. Every year, they kill 50,000 people and 5,000 people respectively. No less than 3,000 people were killed by hippos..."
Zhuang Ni sneered and reminded us: "According to your rules, the hippopotamus should be the animal that kills the most humans! Because you have eliminated the mosquitoes that spread the disease, haven't you?"
Which country has such a bizarre innocence defense? If guilt and innocence are determined by painting skills, then wouldn’t Leonardo da Vinci, Van Gogh and the like become unscrupulous existences
"That's ridiculous!" Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin's defense. "Even if it's true that Marilyn Monroe had extra toes and that she couldn't take out incandescent light bulbs when she put them in her mouth, hippos are the second most murderous people in the world. Even animals can’t stand!”
Xiaoqin seemed to have received some inspiration and said to herself: "Because Ah Lin is so lustful, his nostrils are getting bigger and bigger. If this continues, there is really a danger of becoming a hippopotamus..."
Under the laughter of the whole class, Zhuang Ni temporarily stopped writing and glanced at Xiao Qin. When she realized that Xiao Qin was copying me, the corners of her mouth turned into an arc involuntarily.
I have to admit that Zhuang Ni has a wealth of knowledge and relatively accurate data. Most of the 3,000 people killed by hippos every year are black uncles in Africa. Last year, an unfortunate Chinese female tourist was bitten to death by a hippo in Kenya. The reason It was she who offended the mother hippo when she took a picture of the baby hippopotamus.
"That's ridiculous!" Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin's defense. "Even if it's true that Marilyn Monroe had extra toes and that she couldn't take out incandescent light bulbs when she put them in her mouth, hippos are the second most murderous people in the world. Even animals can’t stand!”
Enough! The "cai" in tsetse fly and the "cai" in Gong Caicai are not the same word! The scientific name of the tsetse fly is "tsetse fly", also translated as "sting fly". It is a very ugly and cruel blood-sucking fly. It has nothing in common with Gong Caicai!
Zhuang Ni lightly tapped the blackboard eraser that served as a gavel.
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
What the hell! Getting hit by a blackboard is no fun! When my father was lecturing in college, the blackboard accidentally fell down. The female teacher who was lecturing was hit directly on the desk, and three of her front teeth were knocked out! Now Xiaoqin and Zhuang Ni are in the same danger!
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
I have to admit that Zhuang Ni has a wealth of knowledge and relatively accurate data. Most of the 3,000 people killed by hippos every year are black uncles in Africa. Last year, an unfortunate Chinese female tourist was bitten to death by a hippo in Kenya. The reason It was she who offended the mother hippo when she took a picture of the baby hippopotamus.
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
"There is nothing we can do," Xiaoqin interrupted Zhuang Ni's sentencing by patting the table, as if the protagonist in a Japanese comic was about to transform, "I suspect that the deputy chief judge is as mentally disturbed as the presiding judge. He probably came from Dongshan. You escaped from a mental hospital! You must pass the test I proposed to prove that you are not mentally ill!"
"That's ridiculous!" Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin's defense. "Even if it's true that Marilyn Monroe had extra toes and that she couldn't take out incandescent light bulbs when she put them in her mouth, hippos are the second most murderous people in the world. Even animals can’t stand!”
In your eyes, am I a real wild ass? Then the hippopotamus is my short-eared, lustful and fat version! If there wasn't a table in front of me, I would have flipped it over!
I wipe it! It was really changed by a donkey! Xiaoqin drew the donkey's ears short, and then made the nostrils bigger, abruptly changing a donkey into a hippopotamus! And whenever he couldn't draw, he would look back at me and treat me as a sketching model!
Eh? Xiaoqin’s painting skills have improved a lot! Although this hippopotamus has childish lines, you can barely tell that it is an animal, and it is no longer a pure combination of potatoes and eggplants!
"Wow!" Xiaoqin lowered her voice and said to me, "This kind of fly named Caicai is really cruel. It can actually kill 100,000 people every year! It seems that Alin must be careful to keep a distance from Gong Caicai. ah!"
Zhuang Ni sneered and reminded us: "According to your rules, the hippopotamus should be the animal that kills the most humans! Because you have eliminated the mosquitoes that spread the disease, haven't you?"
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
I have to admit that Zhuang Ni has a wealth of knowledge and relatively accurate data. Most of the 3,000 people killed by hippos every year are black uncles in Africa. Last year, an unfortunate Chinese female tourist was bitten to death by a hippo in Kenya. The reason It was she who offended the mother hippo when she took a picture of the baby hippopotamus.
Where are all this? Why should I be executed if the hippopotamus doesn’t win second place in killing? The trial logic of the mock court is completely broken, okay!
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
But why is this hippopotamus so thin? are you sick? Moreover, the ears were unexpectedly long. Xiao Qin furiously wiped them with the blackboard twice before shortening the ears to normal length...
Enough! The "cai" in tsetse fly and the "cai" in Gong Caicai are not the same word! The scientific name of the tsetse fly is "tsetse fly", also translated as "sting fly". It is a very ugly and cruel blood-sucking fly. It has nothing in common with Gong Caicai!
"That's ridiculous!" Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin's defense. "Even if it's true that Marilyn Monroe had extra toes and that she couldn't take out incandescent light bulbs when she put them in her mouth, hippos are the second most murderous people in the world. Even animals can’t stand!”
"Yes, the hippopotamus has nothing to do with this case. The defender used the hippopotamus as an argument just to delay time!"
Enough! The "cai" in tsetse fly and the "cai" in Gong Caicai are not the same word! The scientific name of the tsetse fly is "tsetse fly", also translated as "sting fly". It is a very ugly and cruel blood-sucking fly. It has nothing in common with Gong Caicai!
Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but complain: "Is this a hippopotamus? Why does it look a bit like a donkey?"
"This is not an animal-themed debate at all!" Jiang Qian snorted, "Shouldn't the court debate focus on the guilt or innocence of the suspect?"
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
I wipe it! It was really changed by a donkey! Xiaoqin drew the donkey's ears short, and then made the nostrils bigger, abruptly changing a donkey into a hippopotamus! And whenever he couldn't draw, he would look back at me and treat me as a sketching model!
"This is not an animal-themed debate at all!" Jiang Qian snorted, "Shouldn't the court debate focus on the guilt or innocence of the suspect?"
Xiao Qin pointed at the blackboard with her hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with the cognitive area of the deputy judge's brain. She may not be able to distinguish the difference between living things and non-living things! Although she just talked about a lot of animals with great rhetoric, I think She has no real idea about these animals! For example, she can only pronounce the word hippopotamus, but she has no idea what a hippopotamus is! If you don't admit this, just draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard. Everyone, take a look!”
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
With just a few strokes, the hippo's head and two cute little ears popped out, leaving the audience in awe.
In your eyes, am I a real wild ass? Then the hippopotamus is my short-eared, lustful and fat version! If there wasn't a table in front of me, I would have flipped it over!
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
Xiaoqin seemed to have received some inspiration and said to herself: "Because Ah Lin is so lustful, his nostrils are getting bigger and bigger. If this continues, there is really a danger of becoming a hippopotamus..."
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
Under the laughter of the whole class, Zhuang Ni temporarily stopped writing and glanced at Xiao Qin. When she realized that Xiao Qin was copying me, the corners of her mouth turned into an arc involuntarily.
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
Zhuang Ni went on to state: "Snakes and scorpions rank third and fourth in terms of the number of killers, killing 50,000 and 5,000 people respectively every year. Then it is the turn of hippos. Hippos seem docile but are easily angered. Every year, they kill 50,000 people and 5,000 people respectively. No less than 3,000 people were killed by hippos..."
But why is this hippopotamus so thin? are you sick? Moreover, the ears were unexpectedly long. Xiao Qin furiously wiped them with the blackboard twice before shortening the ears to normal length...
Under the laughter of the whole class, Zhuang Ni temporarily stopped writing and glanced at Xiao Qin. When she realized that Xiao Qin was copying me, the corners of her mouth turned into an arc involuntarily.
Who is the hippopotamus? Isn't it enough to give me the nickname "Wild Ass"
Zhuang Ni sneered and reminded us: "According to your rules, the hippopotamus should be the animal that kills the most humans! Because you have eliminated the mosquitoes that spread the disease, haven't you?"
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
"What are you looking at?" Xiaoqin was dissatisfied with her painting. She used the blackboard eraser to correct it over and over again. The hippopotamus she painted that looked like a seven-quarter donkey already had a Picasso style.
"Master, what you said is good!" Eunuch Cao applauded in the audience, "The counterattack is well-founded and convincing - Master is the well-deserved best debater in this debate competition!"
Zhuang Ni replied without hesitation: "The main transmission object of the plague is fleas on rats, so although the plague kills a large number of humans, rats and fleas cannot take the blame alone. They must be eliminated from the entire ranking - even if I Add rat fleas to the ranking, and the hippopotamus cannot be ranked second anyway. Your argument is wrong, so Ye Lin must be sentenced to death!"
With just a few strokes, the hippo's head and two cute little ears popped out, leaving the audience in awe.
“Boom, boom, boom, boom –”
Xiao Qin pointed at the blackboard with her hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with the cognitive area of the deputy judge's brain. She may not be able to distinguish the difference between living things and non-living things! Although she just talked about a lot of animals with great rhetoric, I think She has no real idea about these animals! For example, she can only pronounce the word hippopotamus, but she has no idea what a hippopotamus is! If you don't admit this, just draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard. Everyone, take a look!”
"There is nothing we can do," Xiaoqin interrupted Zhuang Ni's sentencing by patting the table, as if the protagonist in a Japanese comic was about to transform, "I suspect that the deputy chief judge is as mentally disturbed as the presiding judge. He probably came from Dongshan. You escaped from a mental hospital! You must pass the test I proposed to prove that you are not mentally ill!"
"There is no dispute that mosquitoes are the animals that kill the most, because they can transmit malaria, which kills more than one million humans every year. By the same token, the tsetse fly that infects African sleeping sickness is the animal that kills the second most. This disease kills close to 100,000 humans every year…”
Zhuang Ni lightly tapped the blackboard eraser that served as a gavel.
"There is a loophole!" Xiao Qin raised her hand and said, "Malaria and sleeping sickness kill a lot of people, doesn't the plague kill a lot of people? Why not put rats first?"
The squad leader, who didn't like black rats, frowned slightly, probably because he had a terrifying scene of black rats rushing past in his mind.
Just when everyone was looking forward to the next stage of the absurd trial in which the winner was determined by painting, the table in the classroom suddenly vibrated, and a lot of dust fell from the fluorescent lamp on the ceiling.
But Zhuang Ni had to fight Xiao Qin to the end today. She stood up gracefully, picked up a piece of chalk from the chalk box when she stepped onto the podium table, and started to draw a realistic hippopotamus on the blackboard like a master.
Xiao Qin pointed at the blackboard with her hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with the cognitive area of the deputy judge's brain. She may not be able to distinguish the difference between living things and non-living things! Although she just talked about a lot of animals with great rhetoric, I think She has no real idea about these animals! For example, she can only pronounce the word hippopotamus, but she has no idea what a hippopotamus is! If you don't admit this, just draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard. Everyone, take a look!”
Where are all this? Why should I be executed if the hippopotamus doesn’t win second place in killing? The trial logic of the mock court is completely broken, okay!
But why is this hippopotamus so thin? are you sick? Moreover, the ears were unexpectedly long. Xiao Qin furiously wiped them with the blackboard twice before shortening the ears to normal length...
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
Which country has such a bizarre innocence defense? If guilt and innocence are determined by painting skills, then wouldn’t Leonardo da Vinci, Van Gogh and the like become unscrupulous existences
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
It’s true that Zhuang Ni’s painting skills are very good, but she likes to depict melancholic girls, gothic landscapes and abyss-like starry skies. She rarely depicts animals, especially hippopotamuses, which are extremely lacking in the beauty of lilies. Let Zhuang Ni It would definitely be difficult for her to draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard.
The squad leader reacted immediately: "It's an earthquake! Everyone, protect your heads and don't move. There is no precedent for a major earthquake in Dongshan City. It should pass soon!"
"Yes, yes!" Xiao Qin hurriedly agreed, "That's what I meant to say, but I missed it because I was nervous!"
Without waiting for the court's approval, Xiao Qin jumped up on the podium table, picked up a piece of colored chalk and began to draw a cartoon-style hippopotamus on the left side of Zhuang Ni. Because she started writing too hastily, the sound of the chalk rubbing against the blackboard made many students frown and cover their faces. ears.
"That's ridiculous!" Zhuang Ni dismissed Xiao Qin's defense. "Even if it's true that Marilyn Monroe had extra toes and that she couldn't take out incandescent light bulbs when she put them in her mouth, hippos are the second most murderous people in the world. Even animals can’t stand!”
Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help but complain: "Is this a hippopotamus? Why does it look a bit like a donkey?"
Jiang Qian's three prospective boyfriends also talked about it:
Who is the hippopotamus? Isn't it enough to give me the nickname "Wild Ass"
"I agree. Even if Ye Lin is a hippopotamus himself, he will still be legally responsible for robbing other people's property!"
"What test?" Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin curiously, because Xiaoqin and others had recently celebrated her birthday, and she had extra tolerance for everyone.
Just like what the monitor said, the earthquake only lasted for five or six seconds before disappearing completely. But just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, the heavy blackboard over one meter high and three meters long above the podium table made an ominous creak. There was a loud sound, and then Taishan crashed down like a mountain.
Who is the hippopotamus? Isn't it enough to give me the nickname "Wild Ass"
"I agree. Even if Ye Lin is a hippopotamus himself, he will still be legally responsible for robbing other people's property!"
"This..." Xiaoqin was speechless, and I put forward the argument I had prepared: "It was a slip of the tongue that I ranked mosquitoes first. In fact, the animal that directly kills the most humans is none other than Humans themselves! Do you want to deny that humans are a type of animal?"
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
What the hell! Getting hit by a blackboard is no fun! When my father was lecturing in college, the blackboard accidentally fell down. The female teacher who was lecturing was hit directly on the desk, and three of her front teeth were knocked out! Now Xiaoqin and Zhuang Ni are in the same danger!
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
"S-slow down!" Seeing Zhuang Ni start to draw the hippopotamus, Xiao Qin jumped anxiously, "I want to compete with the deputy presiding judge! I also want to go up and draw the hippopotamus! If I can draw better than the deputy presiding judge, I should be judged Ah Lin is not guilty!"
"What are you looking at?" Xiaoqin was dissatisfied with her painting. She used the blackboard eraser to correct it over and over again. The hippopotamus she painted that looked like a seven-quarter donkey already had a Picasso style.
"The defender's sophistry is totally unfounded! The defendant Ye Lin used violent coercion to rob students outside No. 28 Middle School for the purpose of illegal possession. The consequences of causing minor injuries to the victim during the robbery were serious in nature and complied with Article 263 of the Criminal Law. Article 263 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China stipulates that anyone who robs public or private property by violence, coercion or other means shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined; any of the following circumstances shall apply: Those who commit crimes shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than ten years, life imprisonment or death, and shall also be fined or have their property confiscated: (1) Those who rob at home; (2) Those who rob on public transportation; (3) Those who rob banks or other financial institutions ; (4) Multiple robberies or huge amounts of robbery; (5) Robbery causing serious injury or death; (6) Someone named Ye Lin..."
"What are you looking at?" Xiaoqin was dissatisfied with her painting. She used the blackboard eraser to correct it over and over again. The hippopotamus she painted that looked like a seven-quarter donkey already had a Picasso style.
My body rushed to rescue me like a tiger descending from the mountain, but I knew in my heart that it was too late. There was a trial bench made up of desks between me and the podium. Before I could get close, Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni would be hit by the blackboard.
I wipe it! It was really changed by a donkey! Xiaoqin drew the donkey's ears short, and then made the nostrils bigger, abruptly changing a donkey into a hippopotamus! And whenever he couldn't draw, he would look back at me and treat me as a sketching model!
Xiaoqin's unreasonableness reached a new level, causing some people below who knew Zhuang Ni to burst into laughter.
At the critical moment, Xiaoqin turned her head and exchanged glances with me, and then made a decision that probably surprised even herself.
In your eyes, am I a real wild ass? Then the hippopotamus is my short-eared, lustful and fat version! If there wasn't a table in front of me, I would have flipped it over!
Xiao Qin pointed at the blackboard with her hand, "I suspect that there is something wrong with the cognitive area of the deputy judge's brain. She may not be able to distinguish the difference between living things and non-living things! Although she just talked about a lot of animals with great rhetoric, I think She has no real idea about these animals! For example, she can only pronounce the word hippopotamus, but she has no idea what a hippopotamus is! If you don't admit this, just draw a hippopotamus on the blackboard. Everyone, take a look!”