"Did you get into a fight again?"
The monitor looked distressed.
I looked at the sky and thought for a second.
The sound was so loud that even the students on duty turned their heads and looked at us.
"English...I probably won't be able to learn it well in this life..."
I don’t know if the so-called “good thing” means that a role will be assigned to me, or if Xiaoqin likes me.
“…”
Sure enough, it was because he missed running two laps and didn't have breakfast, so he arrived at school early
Except for the squad leader and the student on duty who had arrived early, most of the chairs were empty.
Of course, I heard from Cao Jingshen that his father had found a suitable actor and no longer needed me. I thought this was just an afterthought.
In fact, I, a Chinese, should feel gratified that little Japan is dead, but when I saw a group of blond and blue-eyed white people saluting Bento-kun (let’s call him this Japanese)’s space helmet, I suddenly felt Realize that Bento-kun represents not the Japanese, but all Orientals.
"I'm just planning for a rainy day. I have to find a way for you, a brat like you, right?"
Thank you Auntie Ren for your kindness. My face has never looked better, and I don’t want to do anything unnecessary to Xiaoqin at all.
"If you can't learn well, you have to learn! Ask your dad to hire a tutor! If it doesn't work, you can also ask Xiaoqin to teach you! Such a good thing has happened to you, don't you even want to put in a little hard work?"
Aunt Ren told me like it was homework.
"Hmph, Americans have the most fragile self-esteem. Didn't you see that in "House", all the people who can't be cured are black and yellow? The movies they invest in, even if they are oriental-style kung fu movies, will try their best to Oriental people are arranged to play supporting and negative roles. Looks like yours just bring out their greatness and righteousness - I guess the director may feel like he has found a treasure when he meets you!"
This is obviously a popular science film, but it is very political. There are two main things that make it annoying:
My home doesn’t have such a good learning environment! Although a few sentences in English sometimes come out of my father's computer, they are basically simple words such as "Fakemi", "Oye", and "Bebeka is busy"!
Aunt Ren looked at me like she was looking at an old tire in a junkyard.
The squad leader frowned when she saw that my left arm was wrapped in a thick bandage and hung on a splint around my neck.
I told Aunt Ren about this worry, but Aunt Ren didn't seem to care much.
I am a complete layman in acting, and it makes me very strange that Aunt Ren has such confidence in me.
"Hey, how do you think about joining me as an extra?"
Aunt Ren, you said it too easily! This is not a problem that can be solved with a little effort! To me, this is more difficult than realizing the four modernizations and striving for a well-off society for all! And Xiaoqin didn’t learn English in school, right? She stayed at home for three years and was either taught by a tutor or taught by Aunt Ren yourself! Aunt Ren, you have come into contact with many foreign directors. When they are guests at your home, they might call Xiaoqin out to speak English and have a three-person conversation, right
Compared with this kind of treatment, I might as well go to Director Cao to play the bad boy in Jinling! At least the foil is our own people in China!
"Eh? Aren't you just teasing me? Are you really planning on letting me act?"
After a short silence, he stared at my left arm and asked, "Is it serious?"
Aunt Ren made an expression with her eyes rolled up.
"Eh? Didn't NetEase say that the United States is a beacon of hope for mankind? Shouldn't the films they make should also be radiant and have mostly positive characters? How come there are so many negative characters that I can choose from?"
"Aunt Ren, I appreciate your kindness, but I'm still in school and my homework is important (it's unconscionable to say this), and I don't want to play a bad guy... Is there no positive role that I can play?"
Letting Chinese movie stars play bad guys has also been Hollywood's consistent goal. It is almost their basic national policy.
Xiaoqin didn't arrive either.
Now what Aunt Ren is saying is not telling me to follow the old path of green leaves lining red flowers
"It sounds like it's a fight..."
Aunt Ren is not ready to let me go yet.
The question is why should I contrast those Americans? You dare to bully even my idol. I went to the set and I didn’t know how I was going to be treated!
Before I left, I didn't forget to tell me to learn the bird songs seriously and not to do unnecessary things to Xiaoqin, otherwise it would make me look good.
Jet Li first came into contact with Hollywood. When he starred in "The Sky Cannon 4", his hair was made into an ugly pigtail (probably to highlight the ignorance and backwardness of the Chinese people). At the end, he was penetrated alive by Mel Gibson with a steel pipe. Dying under the water was indescribably miserable.
Because my left hand was injured, I didn't wear a watch when I came out today. I don't know if I was already late.
I once watched a scientific exploration program produced by Americans. It said that in 204×, humans landed on Mars. The United States, Europe, Russia and Japan formed an alliance and sent their own astronauts to ride on a spacecraft. There are constant small conflicts, but generally speaking, they are quarrels between husband and wife and conflicts among the people.
After my repeated requests, Aunt Ren finally waved her hand and let me go to school.
First, China is the imaginary enemy of the human alliance in this film. From beginning to end, not a single Chinese person’s face appears (China used a robot spacecraft to land on Mars alone).
"I've told you before that if you fight with people everywhere, you can't always win! If you continue like this, you will be beaten to death one day!"
“…”
When I entered the classroom of Grade 2 (3), there were not many people in the classroom.
Even one of my idols, Jet Li, was not immune.
Oh, the above sentence is just a figment of my imagination, please don’t take it seriously.
Maybe I'll be shaved into a male and female head, wear a loincloth, use a rubber duck as a weapon, and finally be killed in a manure pit by the justice team!
The class monitor made a loud noise in the quiet classroom early in the morning, and the monitor blushed a little when he noticed this.
"Is English difficult? If you put in the effort to exercise and work a little harder, you can get it, right? It doesn't have to be too good. It's enough to reach Xiaoqin's level..."
Fortunately, Brother Jie finally stopped playing with Hollywood and yelled, "You are bullying people!" and ran back into the arms of the Chinese audience in tears.
This is a common practice among Americans. It is different from our Chinese idea of "foreign guests". Americans think that foreigners come to their country mainly to make contributions (such as sacrifices).
I was not happy to hear that.
No, talking to Aunt Ren is too stressful. Even though she is usually nice and reasonable, now she becomes paranoid when it comes to her daughter! I can't stay here for long, I have to go, I will be late for class.
"Tch, you're just kicking your nose! You're such a bear and you still want to play a good guy? I don't know about other places. In short, there is no shortage of good people like you in the crew of "Legend of the Magic Cauldron"! Stop talking nonsense, if you are willing to take the role As for the negative role, as long as the audition is not too terrible, I can give you several roles for you to choose from!"
"You learn English well, and I will assign you a role, you know?"
It seems that on the set of "Legend of the Magic Cauldron", everyone has to communicate in English, right? With my speaking skills, wouldn’t it be like I was in a duck pen when I arrived on the set and couldn’t understand what these Donald Ducks were saying
"Don't underestimate the extras. If your audition goes well, you will be given more roles. You look so scary. It would be a pity not to play a bad guy!"
This is not modesty. In a situation like mine, the only hope is for the U.S. imperialists to decline in an all-round way and for Chinese to become the universal language of the world.
Although I really want to say that I can inherit the family business or go to the construction site to move bricks, saying that will only make Aunt Ren even more contemptuous.
In "Danny the Wolf Dog", Jet Li's image became even more complicated, like an uncivilized savage.
Moreover, the last time I went to Xiaoqin's house to repair my computer, I hid in the bedroom and eavesdropped on the conversation between Xiaoqin and Aunt Ren.
Second, in this film, the Japanese in the Human Alliance died heroically on Mars in order to protect everyone.
"Nonsense! Although you and your father are worth about the same as two flies in my eyes, even if the possibility is only one in a million, what if you become Xiaoqin in the future? How do you make money to support your family? What skills do you have? Really? Do you want to live on a soft diet and let Xiaoqin support you? "
All in all, Jet Li, who was obviously good at laughing in the "Fang Shiyu" series, was forced to keep a straight face and play a ferocious and savage image after arriving in Hollywood, which is dominated by Americans, so as to set off the democracy, justice, and advancement of Americans.