"Asshole, put down the panda's food!"
"Sister Yingran said that drinking coffee will make your breasts smaller! But Ah Lin brewed this for me personally. It would be a pity not to drink it..."
"I apologize," Xiaoqin lowered her head sincerely, "I got a little carried away after getting the gift from Optimus Prime... The most important thing now is to get bwk's antidote, otherwise Alin and Amy will not only have a bad future. Worryingly, my half-brother Huo Jiangdong will not be able to return to normal."
When Xiaoqin was worried, an idea flashed in my mind.
"It's no longer the case now," I spread my hands. "They have long listened to the Black Holy Infant and regarded me as their enemy. I'm afraid it won't be that easy for you to get close to them."
At this time, I finally finished my morning wash and walked out of the bathroom. I saw that Xiaoqin had already dug out the stand-in equipment and planned to go out and be my killer as soon as I found out who the witness was. I couldn't help but smile bitterly.
I said with a sarcastic smile.
"She would never be so kind as to give me an antidote for free, but I think she is indeed developing an antidote. Klinger's chance of developing an antidote is definitely much higher than that of Doctor. The question is how do we get the antidote? .”
"Well," I cleared my throat awkwardly, "in short, Su Qiao is just a girl who has been persecuted by Ai Shuqiao. The relationship between me and her is completely innocent! Don't interrogate me, okay? This is not a discussion. The point, right?”
"Isn't it okay to use Gong Caicai as a matchmaker?" Xiao Qin came up with an idea, "Wasn't Gong Caicai very deceived by the Scientific Happiness Sect before, and was he close to being brainwashed? What if Gong Caicai and I went together to find out the news? , maybe they won’t be so alert!”
"I understand," Xiao Qin nodded vigorously, "I won't bring back Amy's painful memories! But loving French fries is so abominable! She actually, actually supported A Lin to be with the squad leader! She should be damned The squad leader’s party! Isn’t it great to be rich? Ah Lin won’t listen to her, right?”
Xiaoqin was stunned for a moment and quickly apologized to me: "I'm sorry, because Alin gave Optimus Prime to me as a token of love, so I accidentally thought that I was Alin's fiancée. My fiancé was outside with me. Many women are ambiguous, so I will inevitably have to ask more questions... "
"Alin, you are so naive!" Xiaoqin raised her voice, "With Gong Caicai's family background, her face, and her... obscene breasts, even if she wants to be isolated from the world, We can't fight! The squad leader can't protect her for the rest of her life. It's absolutely impossible for Gong Caicai to go to the police academy with the squad leader. Her weak character will definitely be bullied and deceived by others in the future! If I were a man, I would die every minute I can trick her into getting pregnant! Come with me to work as an undercover at the Science Happiness Teaching School. She can learn a lot of knowledge from me that can’t be learned in books, and being an undercover can also increase a person’s emotional intelligence! It’s better to take some risks now than later. Is it okay to be deceived and lose both your life and property?"
"That's why Ai Shuqiao didn't use you to test the Black Holy Infant's future simulation ability. After all, you and Pooh's funny thinking is too out-of-the-box... The monitor and I are much easier to predict."
"Ai Shuqiao said that she is urging the poison king Klinger to develop an antidote to bwk, and as long as I do nothing during this period, she will provide the antidote to me for free."
Xiaoqin is right to the point. The antidote to bwk is the key to everything. Otherwise, even if Ai Shuqiao is knocked down, it will not do us any good.
Xiao Qin was shocked, "What? The squad leader? That's just right... No, that's a pity! Although during this time I found that the squad leader also has some merits, but for Alin, I can only destroy the squad leader's humanity! Why not just use this bamboo shoot in the refrigerator..."
I nodded, "After I pressed the button, he couldn't bear the torture of the drug Black Angel and beat himself to death with a pistol without bullets. The scene was quite tragic."
The amount of information was too great. Xiaoqin blinked and sat back on the sofa in the living room as if lost.
Xiaoqin held the coffee cup as if she thought of something important again, "He who loves French fries is indeed a bad person! He just didn't let Amy touch Coke and potato chips, but he actually used Amy to kill her biological grandfather! My father did the same A gangster, but he didn’t let me kill anyone when I was 4 years old!”
Hello! Are you planning to beat the squad leader to death with bamboo shoots? What kind of destruction of humanity is this! It's obviously a public revenge and a private revenge! Wouldn't it be a huge irony that a future policewoman would die under bamboo shoots
"I can help you collect intelligence," Xiao Qin volunteered. "I can buy a few more bugs from the shoe repairman, and at the same time find a way to get in touch with the members of the Scientific Happiness Sect! Anyway, we have also been with the Scientific Happiness Sect before. After dealing with each other, Ah Lin is still their right guardian candidate!"
The sleeves of Xiaoqin's sweater were relatively long, and only her fingertips were exposed at the cuffs. She was holding hot coffee in her hands to keep warm, and hesitantly confirmed to me, "Does that mean that bastard Zheng Weizun is finally dead?"
"It's not about the type of weapon at all!" I said angrily, "I'm ordering you not to silence the squad leader! The squad leader won't report me! This situation is very special. First of all, Ai Shuqiao..."
Xiaoqin put down the bamboo shoot obediently, but took out a lotus root and asked my opinion with her eyes.
To be precise, I should be much more predictable when I am with the squad leader. Because the monitor is too serious, my "fun level" plummets when I'm with her. When I'm with Xiaoqin or Winnie, my behavior is not so predictable.
"It doesn't matter!" Xiaoqin patted her chest confidently, "I will dress up as Diary Man and go with her as Gong Caicai's boyfriend! If I treat myself as a man, I won't have any fear. I have androgens, and no one will recognize me, what a great idea!”
The indoor temperature was still not high, so I made myself and Xiaoqin a cup of hot coffee, hoping it would make my stomach feel better.
"Gong Caicai... Gong Caicai's appearance in the Science Happiness Seminar again shouldn't be so eye-catching, but the two of you appearing together are still too eye-catching, and you have androphobia and can't talk to men of the same age, even if you break in It’s also very inconvenient inside the enemy, right?”
"We only need to install a few bugs and we will come back!" Xiaoqin assured me, "And before that, I will contact Professor Bai from the Imperial Building. He will not be willing to be controlled by Ai Fries! With Professor Bai, I can do it We'll both be much safer if we keep in touch!"
I was still hesitant, "Xiao Qin, you have every reason to work as an undercover agent in the Science Happiness Sect, but Gong Caicai doesn't! I don't think she should be involved. A good girl like her should be admitted to a good school." University, and then live without any worries..."
"Who said Brother Optimus Prime was a token of love! It was just a childhood toy that I gave up in order to become a mature man! I clearly said that I would not find a girlfriend before graduating from high school, but you suddenly skipped it She has become a fiancée! And she is full of jealousy! I will have to pass a polygraph test before I can get in when I go home!"
Pooh, please don't teach Xiaoqin bad things, okay? You've watched so many pornographic movies for nothing, do you want to become a professional pornographic appraiser
I always felt that this plan seemed perfect but had some potential problems. I asked Xiaoqin not to rush into execution, but to find a way to get in secret contact with Professor Bai first and see if he was willing to be the internal agent.
After I drank half the cup of coffee, Xiaoqin finally started to drink her cup of coffee, but she only took a small sip and stopped.
"Of course not," I said, "I don't even believe what Ai Shuqiao said. She said in front of Amy that she supported my marriage to Amy, and she once said in front of Su Qiao that Su Qiao was suitable. Be my wife..."
"Ai Shuqiao must have a purpose for coming to Dongshan City! As long as we can figure out her purpose, we can obstruct her in every possible way and force her to hand over the bwk antidote! Once the antidote is obtained, then we have the initiative It will be in our hands! At this stage, we just need to pretend to do nothing while continuing to collect intelligence!"
"Wait a minute," I grabbed Xiaoqin who was about to change her shoes, "Although there is a witness, that person is the squad leader, so I don't think..."
I have to say that Xiaoqin's reasons are very convincing. Considering Gong Caicai's age, she is indeed too naive and weak. If she doesn't experience it outside of school, there is a high probability that she will meet an emotional liar in the future. To fall completely.
It seems feasible. However, although the Scientific Happiness Sect is a cult with a relatively low violence index, I don’t think Gong Caicai and Xiao Qin should be involved in danger together.
Xiaoqin pouted suspiciously, "But she is very young and can do acrobatics and jujitsu. Winnie told me that she has watched some jujitsu-themed porn movies, because women who can do jujitsu can do many poses. , so men like it very much!”
I told Xiaoqin what happened today without any reservations, and by the way, I also talked about the tragedy of Amy being used by her biological mother to poison her grandfather. I didn’t think Xiaoqin should know any less than the monitor.
"I will pretend to be Gong Caicai's boyfriend and I will seriously and responsibly let her understand how bad ordinary men are!" Xiaoqin assured me, "I am very experienced in pretending to be a man. When the time comes, I will believe that I am Man! Gong Caicai should not be so stupid after dating a 'man' like me!"
I took a sip of coffee and let the sugar dissolve in my mouth.
Unlike the squad leader, Xiaoqin's support for me was indiscriminate. Without understanding how I "killed people", she actually asked Ying to help me silence the witnesses.
"My dad mobilized a lot of team members to deal with him, but I didn't expect that Ai Fries would strike first. He deserves to die! If I had known where this scumbag was hiding, I would have run over and broken its neck! Lin, you killed him to eliminate harm for the people. What's there to worry about? You and the squad leader actually waited until he fired the fifth shot before pressing the button... If it were me, I would press the button as soon as the introduction of Love Fries was completed. Button!”
Seeing Xiaoqin's indignant look, I quickly told her not to mention this matter to Amy face to face, just like I told the monitor.
A look of disdain appeared on Xiaoqin's face.
Okay! Another gaffe. Xiaoqin didn't know that Su Qiao had lived in my house temporarily, nor that Su Qiao had been a spy for Ai Shuqiao, nor the grievances and grievances between me.
"It's okay, it's okay," I hurriedly waved my hand when I smelled the danger in Shura Field, "I'm just giving an example of Ai Shuqiao's habit of using this method. Su Qiao is 3 years older than me and is now 19 years old. Between her and I, There’s really nothing in between.”
"Wait a minute!" Xiao Qin put the coffee cup on the table with a bang, "Why would Aifie say that to Su Qiao? What happened between you and Su Qiao?"