The passenger window rolled down, and a fat man in a leather jacket asked me: "This classmate, which direction is the 'New Speedy Internet Cafe'?"
"Oh no, I almost turned into a woman who lost her footing! I was just wondering why this clinic had such a fancy sign! It turns out that it doesn't require a female priest to treat people!"
That... I'm not looking down on you, but does your father know that you are surfing the Internet? If you are caught, you might be sent to electrotherapy again! I remember that the Internet addiction treatment center was run by the Science and Happiness Education. There is no need for you to join in the fun at this time, right
Winnie and I played until six in the morning and left the Internet cafe when we wanted to have breakfast. No one came to retaliate. It seemed that I was worrying too much.
At this time, a van slowly came from behind along the edge of the sidewalk and stopped beside Winnie and me.
In the early morning in Dongshan City, where there was a layer of mist, Winnie was wearing a hooded sportswear with a black base and green stripes. The color of the sneakers under her feet was a bit like a cow. She looked like she had come out for morning exercise. No one would have thought that she had just passed by. One night of decadent Internet cafes includes nightlife.
"It's impossible," Pooh waved his hands in disbelief. "I've seen a lot of people like this in games. They're all keyboard warriors who only know how to talk. They don't have the guts to compete in real people! And now they're here in the middle of the night. It’s too late, and there are no cars on the road at all. Unless he lives next door to us, otherwise, we will have already left the Internet cafe by the time he comes to find us!”
However, the World of Warcraft client does not have a aunt detection function after all. Whether you can get good equipment after downloading the dungeon is not determined by whether the group leader comes or not.
Damn it! You collected advertising fees from Tencent! If you want to encourage me, can you talk about something other than gaming? If I were your father, I would send you to electrotherapy too!
"She's a female technician, not a female priest!" I couldn't laugh or cry, "You're a girl, don't go to a place like this!"
Pooh glanced at his mouth and typed quickly with his fingers:
However, her strength is too strong. After a duel with a huge disparity in the score, the opponent's Wuji Juggernaut operator was unable to get up because he was killed by Pooh, so he launched a personal attack on Pooh in the chat room:
This time, the guy whose ID was "Juggernaut, I'm the Strongest" was annoyed. He cursed many *** who were blocked by the system, and said in a provocative way: "You and your Steppenwolf team members should be together." ? Do you dare to tell me which Internet cafe you are in? Believe it or not, I will take my brothers with me to kill you?"
Just as I expected in advance, the equipment that Winnie issued was extremely rubbish. It was a souvenir that the entire group could not give away even a single piece. It was disassembled by the guild enchanter on the spot.
"Okay, just wait!"
Pooh blinked and realized that he had made a big joke.
The ID "Winnie the Great" is quite famous among League of Legends players. Many people know that she is a female player and the main force of the Steppenwolf team.
Ren Peng didn't chat with me for a few words and then disappeared. I don't know if he entered the game or was captured by people from the Internet Addiction Rehabilitation Center.
Enough! I don’t want to know whether you have low traffic or high traffic! I have already proven to you that I am not gay, so don’t talk to me about besties!
Not to mention, listening to Pooh arguing noisily with the guild people in the Internet cafe helped me regain the daily life that an ordinary high school student should have, and relieved a lot of psychological burden.
Pooh, who had taken a blind eye, was about to break into the foot-washing room and introduce herself. I finally grabbed her from behind.
I played two League of Legends entertainment games by myself, losing and winning, and then turned on the client and watched a movie with headphones on. Suddenly, a person with the ID name "Prince of Grass" wanted to add me as a friend.
"Performance is abnormal, performance is abnormal." Pooh didn't take it seriously, and whispered to me: "It must be caused by too little traffic."
I think about it. In fact, it is entirely possible that the other party lives in another city. Would he still fly over to fight over a small friction in the game
"There's no need to tell him your real address, right?" I said next to Pooh. "He probably means he knows your basic situation, in case he really comes to your door..."
"What? Are you actually recruiting female pastors? Are you paying so much money? I'll go! I'll go!"
"Why should I apologize to you? I didn't cheat or cheat. I won against you based on my strength. You haven't graduated from elementary school, right? Don't play if you can't afford to lose!"
"Juggernaut I'm the Strongest" was immediately offline from the chat room, and his gray name gave people an ominous premonition.
"Black Hand!" "Next time, stay away from the corpse!" Pooh was immediately despised by all the members.
"Ye Lin, although I don't know the inside story, I heard that you have been in a bad mood recently. As your eldest cousin, I have the obligation to do some psychological work for you."
Isn't this the ID of Xiaoqin's cousin Ren Peng? Because he did not work properly after graduating from college, his father Ren Hongde sent him to an Internet addiction treatment center for electrotherapy. How can he now access the Internet again
Okay, I think you should also go for electrotherapy with Ren Peng! Do you think colds, fevers, and diabetes can be cured with "secondary treatments"
"Do you think you, a person who has participated in professional competitions, come here to bully ordinary players? You are full! Apologize to me quickly! Otherwise, I will come to your door to fight with you in real life!"
After I agreed to his friend request, Ren Peng confirmed that it was indeed me on the account, and then typed a long string of words to me:
Later, in order to relieve my negative emotions, I performed movie therapy on myself and watched inspirational movies including "Rambo", "Loki", "Braveheart", etc. Since these were old movies, the network administrator passed by me. I had a puzzled look on my face, as if it was hard to understand my nostalgic taste.
After all, he spent the whole night looking at the computer screen in the Internet cafe. Pooh felt a little dizzy after he came out. When we were looking for a breakfast shop, we passed by a massage and foot bath shop. An advertisement scrolled on the electronic screen under the sign: "We are looking for female technicians, with a monthly salary of 6,000 including room and board."
It was already late at night when Aunt Bento's "League of Legends Super Rice" was sold out. Most of the players in the Internet cafe were no longer as energetic as before. Only Winnie still had high morale. After coming out of the copy of "World of Warcraft" Go play in League of Legends.
"Hmph, listen! The following words are very inspiring. You must recite them silently in your heart. It is best to sing along with the climax! Since you play League of Legends, you must have encountered headwinds, right? Remember It doesn’t matter if there is a headwind, because this is just a headwind situation. Headwind is not a failure! The League of Legends has always circulated a classic, which is called the victory of the weak against the strong; the League of Legends has always had a will, and this will is called bravery and tenacity; the League of Legends There has always been a spirit, and this spirit is called never giving up; League of Legends has always had an achievement, and this achievement is called never giving up... "
Pooh was also very angry when he was a aunt. He immediately reported the address of our Internet cafe and mocked: "I told you the address. Which grandson won't come!"