One time I went to Xiaoqin's dormitory to look for her, and I happened to catch her roommate Xiong Yaoyue doing squats in thin sportswear. That level of breast shaking made me blush, not to mention Shu Zhe who didn't do anything. Covered
Not all the sleep talk can be heard clearly, but there are indeed two passages that can be barely discerned.
"Haha, monitor, your hair makes my thighs itch so much, and your skills seem to be worse than Shu Zhe's... This is not possible! Go to the side and watch for a while, and learn what Shu Zhe does! "
Shu Zhe glanced at the bedroom door on the right.
I didn't really trust Shu Zhe's words, and felt that he was deliberately trying to shake my psychology. In the end, he actually produced the recording on his cell phone as evidence.
"Are you angry with me?" I tried to reason with Shu Zhe, "Do you want to mentally attack me by exposing your upper body every day in heaven?"
Damn it! What a terrible dream! Although it is gratifying to break away from the fixed routine of only Xiaoqin in the erotic dream, why did you come in, Shu Zhe, to join in the fun? It's all because of you not wearing clothes in the dormitory every day! It’s all because of you watching porn!
I was left speechless by Shu Zhe's question. In the dormitory where computers are provided, if the boys do not collectively watch the video of Teacher Sora Aoi's physiology class, then it is definitely a sign that they do not like to study.
Shu Zhe continued to write his English homework without stopping.
No matter how I recall it, I can't remember what happened at the end of the dream, but judging from the recording, it was probably Xiaoqin who discovered my adultery, and then she raised her sword and ended it all, right
I met Xiaoqin on the way to the campus restaurant for breakfast, because I felt a little guilty about the dream last night.
"That's enough!" I protested, sitting cross-legged on the bed, "What on earth do you want to do? Do you want to seduce me?"
"You'd better cover up," I said, "It's still not appropriate to look like this..."
Shu Zhe, who was on the bed opposite, was getting dressed quietly, and from time to time he would show me his fair waist.
Normally I would not spare Shu Zhe when he begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother, but now that he seems fearless in the face of danger, I feel embarrassed to hit him.
"That's because you have no chest muscles at all!" I said angrily, "You are dangling two balls in front of me, how can I concentrate on anything else?"
Especially when Shu Zhe watches porn, his attention angle is different from that of ordinary people. We men must assume the identity of male actors, but Shu Zhe seems to put himself into the identity of an actress, imagining the waves. It stirred and rolled on her soft flesh, causing her face to be dyed a pink color that was more alluring than any cosmetics.
Since the radiator in the school dormitory is very warm, you can keep your summer clothes by staying in the dormitory and not going out. This is how Zhuang Ni wears thin stockings every day, and how Shu Zhe dares to go shirtless.
At the end of the recording, I suddenly let out a scream in my sleep and gasped for breath:
To sum up, Shu Zhe's "non-violent non-cooperation movement" during this period made me a little neurasthenic. I had nowhere to vent my evil fire, and I had more dreams at night.
"Xiao Qin, listen to my explanation! I don't know how it started... Don't hold up Mr. Ren's Longquan sword! Stop! Stop!"
"You are going crazy!" I said, looking at Shu Zhe's smooth and white bare back, "You are shirtless when you wash, and you are shirtless when you do dumbbell exercises. Do you have to be shirtless when doing homework now?"
"I am a man in puberty. Is it unnatural to watch porn? Brother Ye Lin, do you dare to say that you have never watched it or watched it with other boys?"
"Wear headphones when watching porn in the dormitory!" I announced the new rule. "Otherwise, someone passing by outside the door should think it's me watching it!"
"Didn't Brother Ye Lin say that he doesn't treat me as a woman? My chest is just a man with a little more fat. There should be no essential difference from Eunuch Cao, right? Is it because I am a little fat that I can't be in front of Brother Ye Lin? Naked|Topless?”
What's even more outrageous is that this guy Shu Zhe only plays computer games topless, but actually downloads pornographic films and plays them in his dormitory! He has never done such a thing before! The profile of Shu Zhe sitting on a chair and calmly watching porn looks very much like a girl!
"... Come closer, are you ready? Squad leader, you are on the left, Shu Zhe is on the right, the two of you must cooperate obediently!"
I thought to myself: That’s because there won’t be any jelly-like things swinging around when I do push-ups! But Shu Zhe used his sister's "fairness and impartiality" to push me, and I couldn't think of a way to refute it for a while.
"Alin seems to be in a bad mood!" Xiaoqin picked up the phone and sent me a text file, "Do you want to see the first-hand record of me taking Gong Caicai to the Science Happiness Sect as an undercover agent? I can write it It’s very detailed, Ah Lin might be interested!”
"Then... aren't you afraid that someone will come in suddenly and see you like this?"
I asked Shu Zhe to delete these recordings, and he agreed calmly. I didn't ask him whether he kept backups. Anyway, I have the handle of Shu Zhe's nude photos from junior high school, which can create a mutual threat. balance.
I heard that there are "topless bars" in the decadent bourgeois world, where the waitresses don't put on tops. Now it's better, dormitory 222 has become the "topless transvestite dormitory".
The gel pen rustled, and the English composition flowing out from the tip of Shu Zhe's pen was smooth and fluent. He seemed to be a rebellious child hating his parents and snarling at me.
Shu Zhe raised his head slightly in amusement, and touched the penholder below the corner of his lips.
"Hit me!" Shu Zhe acted like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, "Anyway, regardless of whether I make a mistake or not, Brother Ye Lin, you will only use violence against me... And don't you think you are the pervert? Why do you push me down on the bed and spank me? Why do you have to gag me sometimes? Have you ever done this to Eunuch Cao? Have you ever done this to the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department? When you spank me, you have something in your mind It feels particularly pleasurable, right?"
"Anyway, I didn't make a mistake today," Shu Zhe said stubbornly. "I sat down at my desk and did my English homework. If Brother Ye Lin wants to hit me just because I have my upper body exposed, then I can't resist. You will be fine."
However, watching porn movies with other boys does not lead to the danger of homosexuality. Watching porn movies with Shu Zhe is not the case - this guy is the best transvestite, and she is prettier than the heroines in the porn movies without makeup!
"You might as well wear a shirt!" I yelled, "If you continue to be stubborn, I'm going to spank you!"
And it’s not logical at all! Shu Zhe didn't care for the moment, if I ask the squad leader and his brother to "come closer", His Highness the Demon of Justice will obediently "come closer"? How could such a shameless game leader agree to participate? This is the effect that can only be produced by the ultimate version of bwk!
"How is it inappropriate?" Shu Zhe asked, "Brother Ye Lin, didn't you say that it was perverted for me to pretend to be a transvestite? Then how should I cover my chest? Put on a bra? Wouldn't that be more perverted? In addition, tie the chest I don’t want to use it in the dormitory either, it’s tied so tightly that it makes my breathing uncomfortable.”
"Brother Ye Lin, what you said is really strange. You are a man and I am also a man. You have exposed your breasts in the dormitory far more times than me. I didn't even say that I was attacked mentally by you. Why did you say that you were attacked mentally by me? attack?"
On Thursday morning, I was not quite awake when the alarm on my smart watch rang. After I sat up from the bed, I embarrassingly found that I was in a state of trying to reach the sky.
Who would play such a perverted game! "Sisters flying together" is shameless enough. If I play "sisters and brothers flying together", wouldn't I become a pervert among perverts?
"The heating is usually the hottest at night, and I only take off my clothes at night. I'm almost asleep. Who else would come to the door casually? The doors are locked anyway, so even if someone knocks on the door, I won't be able to do it in time. strain."
I knew I couldn't stare at Shu Zhe any longer. If I continued to stare, my soul would be harvested by Lucifer.
"It's too hot in the room, I'm willing to dress like this! Brother Ye Lin, didn't you always do push-ups on the ground wearing only a pair of boxers? Did I take care of you before? Since I didn't take care of you, why are you taking care of me now? ?”
"What? Is there such a thing?" I turned to Shu Zhe alertly. In the past, the fixed heroine of my erotic dreams has always been Xiaoqin, but last night she was actually changed to the squad leader? But why don't I remember any of the plot
"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about?" When Shu Zhe watched the porn, he didn't show the ugly appearance of his sperm at all, but his cheeks turned red, as if he had drunk light wine.
"Brother Ye Lin, did you have an erotic dream last night?" Shu Zhe said to me quite proudly, "And you also talked in your sleep. It seems like my sister is the heroine!"
Shu Zhe said as he got out of bed: "Brother Ye Lin, you just want to make love to my sister. Why did you call my name again in your dream? You seemed to want us two to get closer. What on earth was your dream?" Isn’t it too obscene? Do you still dream of having sex with us as a brother and sister? "
"I can only appear in classmate Ye Lin's erotic dreams! The extra people must die!!"
"Nonsense!" I slapped my thighs and made a loud noise, "I spanked you because I was worried that hitting other places would break you! The gluteus maximus is the largest muscle in humans. This is anatomy. Common sense is also a truth that Chinese parents have verified for thousands of years! Blocking your mouth is to prevent you from screaming! Don't you know how disturbing those pseudo-female sounds you unconsciously make are?"
Since the concept of "dream shadow" was popularized by Dr. Yu not long ago, I thought to myself: Xiaoqin's dream shadow probably came with this idea in mind, and then achieved a double or triple kill in my erotic dream.
Of course, in order to express his dissatisfaction with me, Shu Zhe basically remained "topless" when we were alone in the dormitory, which made me, a fitness coach, very troubled.
Although Shu Zhe received a backlash, I think it's a good start overall - at least Shu Zhe no longer wears women's clothing in front of me, and under my supervision, he can still maintain his posture even though his movements are not standard. Simple muscle training every day.
The reason why I wanted Shu Zhe to "de-transform" was because I received two text messages from the "virtual monitor". The twists and turns were too complicated, and I didn't want Shu Zhe to know so much.
There is another reason why Shu Zhe dared to be so tough on me: when he was talking to me, he realized that I didn't want him to confront Shu Sha about the transvestite thing. It seemed that Shu Sha didn't understand the whole story.