"Snapped!"
When Shu Zhe got angry at me, he still held one of my arms. The delicate skin on his chest rubbed against me, making me itchy, but I wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
"About 50%, 50%." I said after reflecting on myself.
Looking behind him from the corner of his eye, Lin Yumeng's expression had turned into a hurricane + thunderstorm, and the active volcano was ready to erupt at any time.
Damn it! Shu Zhe, when did you learn to drown your sorrows with wine? You are not a wine master like Li Bai who can fight ten pounds of wine. After being exposed to bwk, your alcohol capacity will further decrease. Four or five cans of beer will definitely make you drunk to the point of confusion!
The expression on Lin Yumeng's face began to flash with lightning, and his two elegant white jade hands clenched into fists.
The drunk Shu Zhe was clumsy and couldn't unbutton my belt for a long time. He bent down to rest for a while with a frustrated expression and whispered:
"Sister, you won't do what I want to do for the rest of your life, right? Brother Ye Lin will only be ordered around by you when he is with you! Brother Ye Lin will definitely choose me after tonight..."
Lin Yumeng had a gloomy face and folded his hands in front of his chest.
"It will definitely return to normal!" I said, "Shu Zhe does not consume much estrogen, as long as he is willing to exercise seriously during puberty..."
Then he looked at me with that "abandoned ex-girlfriend" look.
"It was a long time ago that I accidentally took antidepressants. Why hasn't my body returned to normal until now? It must be... it must be that my body's endocrine balance has been disrupted! I will never be able to return to normal in my life!"
"60%, no more." At this point, I don't want to be seen as a hesitant person.
After burping, Shu Zhe tilted his head and chuckled twice.
Due to the effect of the alcohol, not only Shu Zhe's face, but also his entire upper body showed an excited red color. His eyes were blurred, his lips were slightly open, and his alcohol-smelling breath filled the entire dormitory with an ambiguous atmosphere.
Shu Zhe looked behind me with cloudy eyes. At first he was confused and didn't recognize who it was, but then he suddenly realized and smiled:
"I, I want to wait for the breasts to recover on their own. If they haven't recovered after puberty, I will have liposuction surgery..."
"I won't cover myself with the quilt! It's so hot!" Shu Zhe kicked the bottom of the quilt hard, but it didn't make me get what I wanted.
"Sister, did you ask Brother Ye Lin to abandon me? Brother Ye Lin really listened to you! You look down on me, don't you? Do you think I have become a monster now?"
My head became two big ones. I couldn't block Shu Zhe's mouth to stop him from talking, and I couldn't let him put all the blame on me.
Lin Yumeng, a Yellowstone Park-level volcano, finally erupted.
Lin Yumeng took a deep breath, as if preparing for an outburst of anger.
"I didn't bend, I was drunk just now." Shu Zhe, who was covered in quilt, retorted unconvincingly.
"Answer quickly! Don't shake your legs!"
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe suddenly jumped up from the bed under the influence of alcohol. The quilt was completely pushed away by him. Only then did I realize that he was only wearing briefs with a strawberry pattern on his body.
Shu Zhe revealed his earlier plan.
Lin Yumeng couldn't bear it anymore. She pushed me away, rushed in front of Shu Zhe, and gave her son a loud slap in the face.
Lin Yumeng was so angry that she pushed aside the quilt to reveal Shu Zhe's upper body, and then grabbed the two pieces of fat that her son should not have with both hands.
Lin Yumeng moved a chair and sat between my bed and Shu Zhe's bed like a judge. The look he glared at me made me feel that it would not be a surprise if she immediately turned into a murderer.
It's useless to argue at this moment, and I did pinch Shu Zhe where he shouldn't. Now I can only lock the bedroom door to prevent people like Eunuch Cao from hearing the noise and coming in to cause trouble.
Shu Zhe said in a very low voice across the bed. Only his eyes and a few bangs were exposed from his body. Even an insider like me would have a hard time telling that he was a boy.
After the two slaps, most of the alcohol in Shu Zhe's blood turned into cold sweat. He realized that the person standing in front of him was really his mother, and his breasts, which were very different from those of a teenager, were being completely covered. He immediately felt ashamed. He put the quilt back on his body.
I was scolded by Lin Yumeng for my habit of shaking my legs when I thought about things. Looking back, I had been scolded by the monitor many times before.
"How dare you say that you have good intentions after breaking my son's heart!?"
"But I really didn't expect it to be like this. I had good intentions at the beginning... "
"Hey, my skin is not worse than my sister's, right? I... I apply moisturizer every night! And although it's not as big as my sister's, you have touched it with your own hands. Doesn't it feel good?"
"Ye Lin, no matter how much of what my son just said is true or false, I only ask you this: How much responsibility do you think you have to bear for Xiaozhe to become like this?"
"Don't, don't talk nonsense!" I grabbed the quilt that slid to Shu Zhe's waist and tried to cover him back up.
Lin Yumeng roared and told me to shut up, causing the bedroom window to vibrate at a high frequency.
Lin Yumeng was so angry that his voice changed its tone.
This is true. Shu Zhe has never had a girlfriend since he broke up with Xiaoli. If it were not a matter of preference, he could find a new girlfriend based on his conditions.
"Brother Ye Lin, take it out yourself. As long as you take it out..."
"It hurts!" Shu Zhe whined, "Mom, please let go of your hand! Your squeeze hurts more than Brother Ye Lin!"
Shu Zhe made a look of contempt with a face that was very similar to his sister's, and then turned into anger.
Lin Yumeng did not let go, but looked at me with eyes that almost erupted from lava, as if I could atone for one ten thousandth of my sins by committing suicide immediately.
"Xiao Zhe, what are you going to do in the future?" After venting a little anger, Lin Yumeng calmed down and asked his son.
"Well, I didn't force you to dress up as a transvestite in the first place! It was you who promised to take photos of Shu Sha for Li Cunzhuang but you couldn't do it yourself..."
After Shu Zhe was pinched hard by his angry mother, he curled up under the quilt with a pair of tearful eyes and stopped talking.
Lin Yumeng saw clearly from the side, the expression on her face was like a dark cloud covering the sun, and I could clearly feel the angry gaze she cast towards me.
wrong! What's your look? This is your mother, not your sister! Are you so drunk that you can't even tell the difference
Lin Yumeng did not answer her son's question, but her every breath was tainted with the strong smell of sulfur before the volcano erupted.
"I am your mother!!"
"Of course it's a woman!" Shu Zhe popped his head out of the bed and shouted, "My current condition is just a mood disorder caused by estrogen! I will find a girlfriend as soon as my body recovers!"
Shu Zhe was stunned and angry by this slap. He covered his swollen right face and screamed: "Sister, what are you doing! You hit me? Even my mother never hit me!"
"What if I can't recover?" Lin Yumeng said aggressively, "No, I can't just talk to you about this! Your parents are also responsible for it! Tell me, do you want me to talk to your father, or do you want me to talk to you? Shall I talk to your mother?"
Just as I feared, Shu Zhe didn't notice that Lin Yumeng was standing in the dormitory at all. He directly put my stretched out arm in his arms and rubbed me with all his charm.
At this point, I could no longer hope that Shu Zhe would discover Lin Yumeng's existence on his own. I pointed my right hand back, raised my voice and said to Shu Zhe: "Stop making trouble! Look who this is?"
"Those are completely different things!" Shu Zhe became anxious, "I first pretended to be a transvestite just to avoid getting beaten. At that time, I still liked women! But after being coerced and coerced by Brother Ye Lin to wear women's underwear for so long, I I’m starting to get used to being a transvestite, and I’m becoming more and more weird! I’m starting to lose interest in other women!”
Lin Yumeng punched her leg hard, which seemed to hurt herself.
"You are just suffering from the psychological influence of estrogen," I reminded Shu Zhe while sweating profusely. "As long as you continue to exercise as you did in the past few days, your body and mind will definitely return to normal!"
"Ye Lin, if my son cannot return to normal physically and mentally, do you know what responsibility you have to bear?"
"You are also a boy, but you unbutton someone else's belt, and you dare to say that you are not bent?" Lin Yumeng glared at Shu Zhe fiercely, "Whether you admit it verbally or not, subconsciously you are already bent! I I really didn’t expect that my son would become gay…”
Before Shu Zhe could react, he was hit again on the left side of his face.
Mistaking Lin Yumeng standing behind me for Shu Sha, Shu Zhe showed an inexplicable smile and sat up from the bed, unabashedly showing off his fair upper body - one of my arms was covered by his Hug.
"Mom, why did you come back to Dongshan City?"
Lin Yumeng seemed satisfied with this answer. She nodded and said, "In other words, you admit that you have a greater responsibility, right?"
"You and Ye Lin sleep together, do you dress like this every night? How do you look like a boy from head to toe?"
"No, it won't happen!" Shu Zhe said with a guilty conscience, "I was drunk just now. Brother Ye Lin and I have never done anything!"
"this… "
"Snapped!"
"It turns out it's my sister! Brother Ye Lin brought you here to show off his cards?"
"Eh? Aunt Lin, you seem a little homophobic?" I suddenly thought of Pentheus and said a little inappropriately, "Homosexuals are not necessarily bad people. Some of the people I know are..."
Lin Yumeng did not take her son's words as a solid guarantee, but turned her sullen face to me.
"You're like this, can I not come back? What were you going to do just now? If I don't come back, will you one day do something scandalous with Ye Lin in front of your sister?"
"Where did I talk nonsense? Brother Ye Lin, don't you want to take responsibility? The reason why I am like this is not because you forced me to wear women's underwear, Brother Ye Lin!"
"Lin, Aunt Lin, let's talk slowly if we have anything to say!" I sat on my bed, feeling extremely nervous.
Shu Zhe, who was almost naked, knelt on the bed and reached out to unbuckle my belt without any explanation. While doing this, he made a very proud and mocking expression towards Lin Yumeng.
"Brother Ye Lin, you are so cunning, you can say it's 70%!"
"That's right!" I said seriously, "I'll bring your sister here..."
"Huh, sister, don't think that just because you were born a girl, you will win! You don't understand a man's heart at all! Brother Ye Lin was just temporarily deceived by you! I can use a little trick to remove Brother Ye Lin from you. Grab it there! The advantage of a transvestite is that she knows what a man is thinking!"
"Then who will you marry in the future? A man or a woman?"
"Don't talk to me about the truth!"