Eunuch Cao was like a dog, just holding his thigh and not letting go. I dragged him 20 centimeters on the cement floor of the playground.
I made a "shoot to kill" motion below the neck.
The squad leader walked straight over from the front row and watched Xiaoqin changing my dressing.
I said angrily: "I look so fierce. Even if I give birth to a daughter, she will most likely be a dinosaur. Aren't you afraid of becoming a dragon knight?"
"Hey, why doesn't Ye Lin let the doctor do this kind of thing, but let classmate Xiaoqin do it instead?"
The week passed without incident.
"If you're shy, classmate Ye Lin, don't say I'm your female classmate, just say I'm the hired hair-washing girl!"
nonsense! This is the salary that should have been paid to you because you helped Amy copy the Bible! Because 100 yuan has been used to buy you underwear, so there is 3,900 yuan left!
It's not a problem to let Eunuch Cao lie on my feet again, it will lead to more rumors.
"Well, I'm not going to lie to you, you can let go of your hands."
Xiaoqin concentrated on her work and seemed to eliminate all distracting thoughts. Her hands were fast and slow, just right, and didn't hurt me at all. I was so comfortable that I almost fell asleep.
Eunuch Cao was lying on the ground and raised his face to me. In the middle of his greasy flesh, the gaze of his two thieves' eyes was very firm.
It feels like I haven’t done anything yet, and it’s Monday again.
Xiaoqin was confused by what I said, and finally she had no choice but to nod.
Xiaoqin had a happy expression on her face at first, but then she became a little embarrassed.
"Hey, your childhood sweetheart is a little self-aware, okay? I still have a dad at home!"
"That's not necessarily true. I heard that last week he was still standing in the corridor, staring at the girls passing by! I guess he is bisexual, and he is a man of both genders!"
However, from a purely artistic point of view, I reviewed each one and found that the photoshopped photos were pretty good, almost enough to pass the entrance exam of Lanxiang Technical School.
I was suddenly shocked.
Xiaoqin is right. Since I was a child, I have often seen my father carrying a chicken coop on his head. He has been more serious about washing my hair these two days.
"No, Xiaoqin, please don't tell Aunt Ren. As long as you nod, the money will be lent to me."
"Originally I wanted to help you, but now it seems that I'd better not cause any trouble."
Her gentle eyes were lowered, her cheeks were as rosy as apples in the sun, and her mouth was smiling, as if working for me was a reward in itself.
"Then you still need to ask? You're just showing off your power! You usually bully others, but waiting until you are injured and asking others to take care of you is really too much!"
Dad, really, why did you take photos of my childhood with you when you went to the HHH fan club? In addition, when you all watched porn together, Eunuch Cao was actually there... If you drag minors together to engage in obscene activities, if you are caught by the police, you will be sentenced severely!
Someone in the distance whispered quietly:
Although it is more convenient to use violence, on the one hand, my arm was injured, and on the other hand, dissatisfied customers may keep the records privately and then make copies. Although the combination of kindness and force may not completely eliminate the hidden dangers, it is at least the most effective one.
"It's even weirder than that... Master, after I stopped, someone else was selling pictures of the monitor!"
It seemed that only my left arm was left in her world, and I could calm down and observe Xiaoqin's face from a very close distance.
His stupid look of being shocked and happy, exchanging tears with each other, really made people laugh.
"Isn't that a bad thing to say? I heard that Xiaoqin is Ye Lin's childhood sweetheart. If she is sick, isn't it normal to take care of her?"
Damn, who has a daughter? You really think you are Lin Pingzhi! How can I have Yue Lingshan to marry you
I forced the money on him and told him that money was not the problem and that the most important thing was to try to get back all the photos I had sold before.
People who don't know the inside story will think that being a nurse is Xiaoqin's bounden duty. She has been taking care of patients since she was born.
If Li Er was found, he would have no choice but to fight against the odds.
"Master, if you must do this, you must not violate the master's orders. I recognize you as my disciple, but... you should at least marry your daughter to me, right?"
Having said that, the possibility is extremely slim! I am so spartan and have no intention of getting married. Even if I get married, I will have a son! If I give birth to a daughter, I will find someone who is pleasing to her before she is 18 years old. Why would a ghost marry his daughter to Cao Jingshen? This would be such a big loss!
During the break between classes, Xiaoqin said it was time to change the dressing on my arm. She took out the gauze and ointment from her schoolbag, moved the stool next to me, and skillfully removed the splint for me.
"Who is the life committee member of our class? Ah, isn't he a part-time student committee member? Gong Caicai! Isn't this matter your responsibility?"
Eunuch Cao, regardless of the eyes of others, knelt down in front of everyone on the playground and hugged my thigh.
"Eh? What classmate Ye Lin said is so strange..."
Could it be that Shu Zhe had drugged his sister and done something against human ethics
That afternoon, 14 photos were returned, half of which were of Shusha.
As for the photos scattered outside, I asked Eunuch Cao to tell his clients: If they are willing to return the photos, I will reimburse them at the original price. If not, then I will keep them at home and hide them. If anyone accidentally exposes the photos, I'll beat him into a photo!
"Why don't you agree? It's very inconvenient for classmate Ye Lin to have one hand! Don't you want someone to help rub your back when you take a shower?"
"I... I don't know how to treat fractures! If it hurts him, I will die! I, I don't want to be a life committee member anymore~~~~"
When Eunuch Cao heard that I was going to issue a comprehensive ban on his photoshopped photos, it was just like Lin Pingzhi heard that Yue Buqun asked him to hand over his ancestral sword manual to ward off evil spirits.
Eunuch Cao resolutely refused to accept it: "How could I ask for money from my father-in-law? Originally, my PS photos were my hobby, and their willingness to spend money to buy them was recognition of my skills. Now at most, the money they have received will be refunded." !”
So I said to Xiaoqin in the next class: "Can you lend me 3,900 yuan?"
In fact, I don’t have much pocket money, so I have no choice but to use Amy’s credit card, but I will pay back the shortfall in the future.
"Eh? Speaking of getting sick, a classmate in my class is sick, shouldn't the life committee member help get medicine?"
Xiaoqin put a finger to her mouth and thought for a while.
The squad leader happened to pass by her, asked a few questions, and finally calmed her down.
I nodded, and if Li Erleng came to find him a week later, I might as well meet him at war, which would save me a long night and many dreams.
"No! How can I introduce you to my dad! How can I let my female classmates come home to wash my hair!"
"Really!?" Eunuch Cao was so excited that his voice trembled.
A little shocked, I asked Eunuch Cao where he got the news.
"Shh, keep your voice down! If he hears it, be careful he comes over and blows your anus!"
It turns out that monitor, you promised Gong Caicai to take care of me for her, so Gong Caicai didn't cry? You, the squad leader, are like a nanny! No wonder the students can’t even remember who the life committee member is!
"Master, if you don't promise me, I won't get up! Please promise to marry your daughter to me!"
"Master, I don't need to take pictures of the monitor, but the other girls' pictures..."
For students, weekend time is always so short.
I felt relieved a little, now that I had secured funds for purchasing the photos.
Although the arm has improved somewhat, it is still unable to use force.
To my surprise, Eunuch Cao came to see me during his lunch break. His serious look almost didn’t look like him anymore.
I gave Eunuch Cao all the money I had with me and asked him to use the money to return the money to the person who returned the photo. If it was not enough, he would ask me for it tomorrow.
Gong Caicai was concentrating on her homework, but suddenly she heard that she had to change the medicine for a devil like me. She was so frightened that her face turned pale and she was about to cry.
"Well... Classmate Ye Lin, I don't have that much money, but I can try to ask my mother for it! If I act like a spoiled child, my mother might give it to me! But... why isn't it 4,000 yuan, but 3,900 yuan?"
Fuck you hair-washing girl! Do you really not know or do you pretend not to know? This title has been ruined by illegal massage parlors and shampoo parlors! If I tell my dad this, he will think that I have gone to call the chickens!
"Anyway, just nod your head and I will return it to you in the future. Don't ask for specific details!"
"Master, I encountered something quite strange. I must declare it in advance."
On weekends, Xiaoqin proposed to come to my house to take care of me, but I didn't agree.
"Eh? How weird is it? Were you abducted by aliens?"
No, after thinking about it, I still don’t want to owe Amy a favor. If I had to choose, I would rather owe Xiaoqin.
It was a bit dark outside, so not many people went out for free activities. Most of the students were sitting lazily in the classroom chatting.
The squad leader was also surprised that Xiao Qin was so proficient.
I burned all these photos in the back of the boiler room at school.
Damn it, who spread this rumor? By the way, it must be the peaked hat group! The boss of your gang, Jinpen, stole underwear everywhere after washing his hands, but you still have the nerve to accuse me of being gay! At least it's not illegal to be gay!
So I pretended to agree: "Okay, if I really give birth to a daughter, and she doesn't have a boyfriend when she turns 18, and you are not married, I will introduce her to you."
I ignored Eunuch Cao's request, moved my thighs hard, and took a step forward.
The troublemaker said teasingly while patting Gong Caicai on the back.
"Then... what about washing your hair? It's inconvenient to wash your hair! Uncle Ye is not good at washing people's hair! Let me wash it for you!"
"There are rumors out there that Ye Lin likes to be gay. Is it true?"
They were all surprised to see Xiaoqin giving me medical treatment in public.
Eunuch Cao wiped away his tears, stood up from the ground, and patted the dirt on his clothes.
I was unmoved, my expression non-negotiable.
"Why, Master? Why do you want to deprive me of my only pleasure!"
Eunuch Cao looked aggrieved:
"So, even if you plan to cover up Li Erling's photo, you won't do it, right?"
"No! The last time Uncle Ye came to my house for a secret meeting, he showed me photos of you as a child - there is nothing wrong with your genes! As long as the mother is also a beauty, the daughter born will definitely be shy! Father-in-law, please accept my bow!"