"Big stupid bear, your IQ is really worrying." Zhuang Ni sarcastically said, "I have heard of that custom. Although I don't believe it at all, I can at least remember that those 24 people with different surnames must be yours. Only members of the opposite sex will do! The class monitor is a girl like you, okay?"
Just as Amy was angrily attacking me, Xiong Yaoyue, who had eaten her fill of French desserts, walked in.
"Thank you then!" Xiong Yaoyue waved to me happily, so much that she almost hit Xiaoqin next to her, "Ye Lin, you are so considerate, you will definitely be a good father when you have children in the future!"
The squad leader only cared about playing with cats and dogs, and just nodded to me. I deeply suspected that criminals could successfully escape from the law as long as they kept throwing pet cats and dogs behind when being chased by policewoman Shusha. In the end, Shusha could only lead more than ten cats and dogs back to recover.
Xiong Yaoyue actually bit her lip, frowned and thought carefully for two and three minutes before shaking her head: "It's too troublesome to marry just to change your surname. I'd better stick to celibacy."
Next, Xiong Yaoyue told us that since Miba and Obama particularly liked to warm themselves by the fire, they took the monitor and others into the room with the fireplace, which was my bedroom last night.
"It's not to buy anything," Xiong Yaoyue explained as she took out a handful of coins from her trouser pocket, "I just heard someone say that if you ask 24 people with different surnames for ten cents each at Christmas, and use the money Buy an apple and make a wish after eating it, and the wish will come true! I have saved 18 coins from other people. Your last name is not very common, class monitor. Can you find a way to find me a coin?"
So Xiong Yaoyue and I returned to the room with the fireplace. After opening the door, we immediately smelled a faint smell of charcoal, but it was not pungent. These special woods cut into perfect semi-cylinders would emit a fragrance after burning. .
"Squad leader, do you have a dime on you?" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly asked.
The monitor and Xiaoqin's attention was also attracted. The monitor blinked his eyes with confusion on his face.
"What's so difficult about this?" Amy muttered from the side. "In the United States, women have to take their husband's surname after getting married, and the same was true in the past. When you marry my brother, can't you take his surname?' The name Ye Yaoyue is indeed more suitable for girls than Xiong Yaoyue... "
The monitor touched his pocket and shook his head, "I didn't bring it with me, and you can't buy anything with a dime now, right?"
Damn it, I can’t pretend I didn’t hear this! Even if you are tipsy, some of the bully's inner personalities are revealed, and such comments can scare a person to death!
The monitor sat on the carpet facing the fireplace, with the cat and the dog. Xiaoqin sat very close to the monitor, always monitoring the monitor to prevent her from breaking her arm again.
Enough! It is already alarmist for me to have a child at the age of 16, but in the end, I want the outside world to think that this child was born to me and my biological sister!
"Hmph, anyway, I will definitely have children with my brother in the future! Even if my brother's first child is not born to me...ah!"
"Probably," Zhuang Ni added fuel to the fire, "Ye Lin likes foreign horses."
I immediately reached out and covered Amy's mouth, and she refused to let go no matter how much she resisted.
Amy bit my palm at this time, and I had no choice but to let go of her mouth.
"Child... child? Did I hear wrongly? Ye Lin, your and Amy's child?"
I pinched Amy's butt secretly to make her keep her promise to keep the secret. She looked at me angrily and then stopped talking.
"Ye Lin, if it's in the future tense, why are you so sure that your child's mother is far away from you? Are you determined to marry a foreigner?"
"It's time to prepare for the cultural and sports competition," I took the initiative to talk to Zhuang Ni. "Although I don't know what the specific competitive events are, maintaining a competitive state is a matter of being prepared. I plan to do some restorative exercises after recovering from the cold. , you should also exercise with Xiong Yaoyue and the others, no one knows what weird competitive events Ai Shuqiao will propose, what if you need to use your physical strength?"
I asked Amy to promise not to tell anyone about it to avoid confusion, but Amy took advantage of the situation and demanded that I kiss her before she would do it.
Untimely, a terrifying scene appeared in the theater in my mind of the squad leader and my child being discovered by Xiaoqin, and then Xiaoqin ferociously trying to "stuff the child back".
The distance is as far as the diameter of the earth. It can definitely provide eugenics and eugenics, right
"Isn't that nice?" I said. "The fire was still burning brightly when I left. It was wasted when no one was in the room. Besides, the room is big enough to seat quite a few people."
Xiaoqin faced the fire and did not turn her head, but said to herself in a strange tone: "If Alin has a child with someone else, I will put that child back! I can only give birth to Alin's child." !”
I quickly changed my words and said, "No, that's not the case, I used the future tense!"
I shrugged innocently.
Compared to the hot air from electric heaters and air conditioners, I prefer the natural heat produced by burning firewood. I asked Amy if she wanted to go to that room with me to warm up the fire, but Amy said it was time for her to take a bath and she had no time to talk to the maid. The servants like Qin were crowded together.
I made a prompt decision, held both sides of her little head with both hands, and kissed her delicate forehead lightly with my lips.
"It scared me! I said so!" Xiong Yaoyue wiped the cranberry juice from her lips with lingering fear, "No matter how evil Ye Lin is, he will never do anything to his own sister, and Amy's belly is so flat, it's impossible to There are no signs of pregnancy!"
A two-year-old child on the other side of the world! Even my mother didn’t know who she was, but she definitely carried my DNA, suddenly transforming me, a 16-year-old teenager, into a father!
When Amy saw Xiong Yaoyue walking in, she rolled her eyes and suddenly said: "Winnie, my brother and I have a child!"
"Brother, if you think about it carefully, this is a good thing! In order to make up for the regret that the two of us cannot have offspring naturally, we can adopt this child and claim that it is our child!"
"Your child?" Zhuang Ni wondered, "Why do you speak as if you already have a child?"
"Just now you just said you wanted me to kiss you, but you didn't say where exactly you wanted to kiss you! Anyway, I fulfilled my promise, and it's too late for you to go back on your word - next time something like this should be made clear in advance, do you know?"
I saw that there was still an open space to the left of Xiaoqin, and I planned to sit there to warm myself up by the fire, and be farther away from Zhuang Ni. Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue occupied the space first, so I had to go back to the bed and sit.
After listening to the conversation between Ai Shuqiao and I, Amy was as shocked as I was at first, but she quickly calmed down, walked back to me slowly, and sat down next to me on the sofa.
For some reason, after Xiaoqin made such a shocking threat, the squad leader next to her shivered - he was obviously so close to the fire.
There are tens of millions of people in this world who get Christmas gifts, but I guess no one will get a child as a gift out of thin air like me.
"Then you must not wait until Christmas Eve to buy apples," I reminded. "I remember that at that time, Christmas-wrapped apples sold in supermarkets cost more than 20 yuan each, and even on the street they sold for 10 yuan. It’s a trap!”
"Hahaha, you may not believe it. When the French chef brought me a hot drink just now, he asked me to praise the delicious food he made on the DV! Recently, he has been using the method of playing diners' praises to treat insomnia, and it seems to be quite effective. of… "
Zhuang Ni raised her eyebrows and made sarcastic remarks to the side.
"By the way, it should be easy to name Ye Lin's children regardless of gender, right?" Xiong Yaoyue, the off-topic king, held her chin and muttered to herself, "'Ye' is such a good surname, Ye Ting, Ye Jianying, Ye Gucheng... even if it's Ye Erniang is also very charming. If it were our surname Xiong, Xiong Erniang would have to go to Xiong Da and Xiong Er to play "Bear Infestation"..." Xiong Yaoyue has always been dissatisfied with her surname. To be fair, girls with the surname Xiong It's really not easy to pick a name.
"Your parents are close relatives!" I was irritable and couldn't control myself. I immediately yelled at Zhuang Ni, "My child is not the product of close relatives! The child's mother is far away from me!"
Xiaoqin stared at the fire in front of her and fell into deep thought. Her expression, which was reflected red by the firelight, really looked a bit like the Little Overlord back then. The alcohol content in the French desserts is indeed well-deserved. I am afraid that Xiaoqin is wavering between the outer and inner personalities. .
"It would be great if the child could be healthy. After all, he is a close relative..."
Zhuang Ni sat on the chair where Xiong Yaoyue had sat before, quietly drinking a cup of self-mixed black tea. When she saw me coming in, she just glanced at me coldly.
"Cheating!" Amy pushed me away and showed a deceived expression, "What I want is a passionate mouth-to-mouth kiss! A kiss on the forehead has a completely different meaning!"
"Wow! I forgot!" Xiong Yaoyue slapped herself hard on the forehead, then turned around and asked me: "Ye Lin, do you have a dime on you?"
Shaking my head to eliminate the unrealistic fantasy, I decided to find out the detailed information about the child from Ai Shuqiao no matter what. In other words, the cultural and sports competition has a more important meaning for me now, and I must not lose! If I lose, I will become an unfit father!
Can you please just forget about it? Don't mention this and we can still be good friends! I'm worried! If Ai Shuqiao hadn't lied to me, I would have been a father now! And he is a father who has never seen his child!
"Don't listen to Amy's nonsense! How could I have a baby with my biological sister? She is obviously lying to you!"
"I'll go to the supermarket and exchange some for them later," I said. "Dr. Yu's surname is also rare. I will give him some of the coins I exchanged. If you ask him again, he should be able to help you get it together." 24 pieces, maybe.”
"Pfft!" Xiong Yaoyue spit out a mouthful of cranberry juice from her mouth, and then coughed loudly for a long time before she regained her composure.