"Hey! Who told you that I collected H comics!" I glared at Zhuang Ni, "Those are my products for sale! They are not my personal collection!"
"I really saw you right," Zhuang Ni sneered, "You scumbag! Even the ten thousand-year-old cow dung in the Arctic permafrost is worth more than you!"
Damn it! Are you helping me or hurting me? I just heard that when I read Yu Jie Xiang H comics, the squad leader just despised me and disliked me, but now he looks at me like a criminal!
"Well... don't be so absolute, what if the male protagonist accidentally got the female protagonist pregnant?" I started to think of defending myself, "Maybe he doesn't know anything and is also a victim..."
The squad leader bit his lips tightly and looked at me with a look full of resentment and defensiveness.
"I'm sorry, I accidentally let it slip..." Xiong Yaoyue scratched the hair on the back of her head and apologized, "I went to help Xiaoqin when you moved, and then I found a dozen comics under the bed in your room. Books, Yujie Xiang’s works are more..."
Xiong Yaoyue shivered, "I don't want to have a buddy who will 'accidentally' get me pregnant. Ye Lin, can you please stop joking? You still think you are a victim? It's really disgusting! If you don't want the other person to get pregnant, Don’t cum then!”
Five sharp sword-like glances were shot at me instantly, including Obama (it was probably because Obama was pinched by Xiao Qin again). It seemed that my words of "victim" might have triggered public outrage.
Hello! Youth movies have turned into murder movies! Monitor, you are still so jealous even though your arm is injured!
As she spoke, she compared the distribution of muscles on her body and mine, as if she was estimating the possibility of raping me, and quickly came to a negative conclusion.
"You are 16 years old now, is the other person only 16 years old?" Xiong Yaoyue asked.
"The wise work hard, and the fool works hard. I will not be as stupid as a donkey in the cultural and sports competition." Zhuang Ni replied, "There will never be an occasion that requires me to use physical strength. Even if I am challenged by the rules, I will use it." Tian Ji’s method of horse racing ensures final victory.”
Before she could finish her words, Xiong Yaoyue's ear was grabbed by the squad leader, which made her cry out for mercy in pain. There were dirty talents like Eunuch Cao in the class, and the squad leader knew the meaning of many obscene words even if he didn't understand them specifically.
The monitor kept frowning and did not express his opinion. At this time, Obama sat cross-legged, with three flowers gathered at the top and five hearts in the sky. He looked like a Taoist master in the Nascent Soul stage. He grinned and spoke the truth to me:
"So, Ye Lin, you still haven't asked what events will be included in the competition?" Xiong Yaoyue said, "I don't know the specific events, so I feel a little confused! It would be better if there were more sports events."
Thinking about it carefully, it is unlikely that Ai Shuqiao would choose a woman of my age to be a mother. Her 20s should be a more suitable age for pregnancy and childbirth.
"Just leave the shooting to me!" Xiong Yaoyue gave me an "OK" gesture, "I'm very accurate in street basketball! But I'll leave it to you for competitions like riddle guessing and idiom solitaire!" "
"It's probably voluntary..." Ai Shuqiao probably paid her to be the mother of my child. She probably didn't use force, otherwise it would be difficult to guarantee that the mother would be willing to give birth to the child.
Xiaoqin once again held Obama's front paw from behind and used the latter as a ventriloquist puppet.
When I exposed the trick, Xiaoqin not only refused to admit it, but also quickly jumped away from Obama, pointing at Obama and criticizing: "You bad guy, why are you so unruly! You can't meditate like a human being!" Don’t say weird things to classmate Ye Lin!”
"Do you know the specific project?" Xiong Yaoyue and I were both overjoyed. "How did you know?"
"Yes, yes, don't be too harsh on Ye Lin!" Xiong Yaoyue finally jumped out to speak for me, "It's normal for boys of his age to watch H-comics! And it's not that H-comics are all for Yu Jie, I I remember there are some from Loli Xiang..."
Although Zhuang Ni also wants to win the cultural and sports competition, she definitely doesn't want to win as much as I do - she doesn't have any children whose whereabouts are unknown.
"Then you are going too far!" Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips and said, "A 16-year-old girl is about to become a mother. How much psychological pressure is this! In my opinion, it is better to have an abortion... "
What a metaphor! And no matter what it is, it will become more valuable if it has a history of 10,000 years, right? If you were frozen in the Arctic ice, you would become an incredible research specimen of primitive man in ten thousand years!
"It's better to be shot..."
Thanks to Amy's sudden intrusion, the awkward situation was broken.
Halfway through her words, Amy was surprised to find that Obama was facing her in the posture of a monk sitting in meditation, with an expression that looked beyond the ordinary world.
"Well... that's okay. The woman is not 16, she could be 20... "
"Wow, your sister! Xiaoqin, please don't play with it behind Obama. Obama's whole body will be hurt by your double act!"
"Ah o (≧v≦) o~~ I was feeling a little unwell just now! It's much better now! But why did Alin just say you have a child?"
Was it the alcohol in the French desserts that caused the dizziness, or was it because he was too close to the fire and fainted? Anyway, after Xiaoqin washed her face and came back, her expression became much more normal (funny).
"Is the other person pregnant because she shook hands with you?" Zhuang Ni retreated as far as possible on the chair in disgust, "You are simply a walking humanoid spirit..."
I put on a serious face and said, "Just treat it as a social psychological test. Let's assume that the other person is also 16 years old."
"Just talking casually." I had a sudden idea to test how everyone would react if they knew I really had a child, so I said cautiously: "Recently, some film critics have criticized Chinese youth movies as being full of... Is it a miscarriage? Think about it the other way around, if you don’t have a miscarriage, you have to give birth to the child, right? What if... just what if, if a man of my age really becomes a father, what do you think?"
"In this assumption, is the woman voluntary?" The monitor grabbed Xiong Yaoyue's ears and turned to me at the same time.
Among the girls in the room, only the monitor's birthday was one day older than mine. When she heard what Zhuang Ni said, she subconsciously tightened her collar.
"Hey! Who allowed you to warm up with my pet by the fire without permission? Besides, the manservant belongs to me alone, without my consent..."
"If it's a done deal, then you assume that the male protagonist should marry the female protagonist," the squad leader said with his head slightly raised, "You must be responsible for what you do, don't have so many excuses, and give the mother of the child a complete Let the family atone."
"My head is a little dizzy," Xiaoqin covered her forehead and stood up from the fireplace. She patted Xiong Yaoyue on the shoulder, "Look at the monitor for me, I'm going to the bathroom."
You are the egg mass! Please don't describe me in such a disgusting way, please! In addition, even if a woman shakes hands with sperm, as long as she doesn't use that hand to DIY afterwards, there is no risk of pregnancy at all!
"Master, I am actually an intelligent creature living on the sub-cantilever of the Cygnus Nebula. I finally contacted my home planet today, so I am leaving the earth! Thank you for the steaks you have fed me over the years..."
"What a boring hypothesis," Zhuang Ni couldn't stand listening anymore, "Zhaye, were you raped by an older woman while you were having sex? I've long heard that there are many female heroines in the H comics you collected. It seems like As expected, it’s ‘see what they like and know their character’, women who are older than you are actually more insecure!”
Zhuang Ni and the class monitor’s disdainful looks became even deeper, and I quickly explained: “It’s not my fault that the pages can’t be separated! The reason why those comics are under my bed is because they are defective!”
The girls' eyes were all attracted at once, and even Obama turned his head with an expression like "You mean Xiami", which made people extremely suspicious that he was a soul traveler. Only Miba, a calm cat, had no obvious reaction. .
Xiong Yaoyue was shocked: "Eh? Could it be that the man was raped by the woman!? You're lying! They are both 16 years old. The woman shouldn't have that physical strength, right?"
I hurriedly said: "Although the woman is voluntary, the man is not! Is the man also responsible for this situation?"
"I don't know, but I can guess." Amy clasped her hands on her chest and made a great look, "Mom still held celebrations and other events in the company, so the rides that have been used may It will become a competition event. If you train for these events in advance, you can always encounter one or two dead mice, right?"
"Irresponsibly getting an underage girl pregnant and letting her give birth to a child is an unforgivable crime no matter how you think about it. If I find out that anyone around me has done such a thing, I will definitely not be so angry that I will use a shotgun." Teach him a lesson."
"There may not be many formal sports events," I analyzed. "There is indeed a gym and gymnasium on the 24th floor of the Imperial Building, but volleyball and basketball games are too time-consuming. Ai Shuqiao may not have the patience. I think at most There will be some small projects such as shooting... "
"Alin is so outrageous! Some comic pages are still stuck together and cannot be separated. It really makes me sad!"
The squad leader, who had been thinking about it for a long time, suddenly said this, which scared the hairs on my back.
"Don't play with my dog!" Amy rushed over and punched Xiaoqin in the head. "You are the alien creature living on the earth! Get up! In order to win the cultural and sports competition, I will be the Your coach, tell you what projects are possible!"
"Abortion is too debilitating. It's more reasonable to stuff it back. If you can't do it, I can do it for you..."
My eyes met with Amy's, and I immediately discovered that Amy's blue eyes contained concern and love for me - she also understood that I wanted to know the specific information about the child. If I didn't win the cultural and sports competition, Ai Shu Joe wouldn't have the kindness to tell me.