I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 1283: Damn the child

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The first possible event that Amy gave for the cultural and sports competition was the very strangely named "Jews vs. Nazis."

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

"I'm just telling you how to play. I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as now." Amy was a little impatient. "Now you just pour water into the cup. You don't need to drink the water after you hit the cup. Just pour it out.”

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

I was startled, then smiled bitterly and said, "In other words, do you know that I might have a child?"

I saw that Xiong Yaoyue was willing to give up, but Amy's level was too low. She even threw an own goal that bounced back into her own cup. Unsurprisingly, she was defeated by her own stupidity in front of everyone.

It is said that one time when Premier Zhou met with foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, the waiter was very nervous when he was serving the dishes. When his little hand shook, a piece of Buddhist "swastika" carved from a radish in the center of the soup turned over. It became the fascist symbol "swastika". The foreign dignitaries were immediately shocked, thinking that after entering the Hongmen Banquet, they would be chopped in half by Premier Zhou with a military killing blow. Fortunately, Premier Zhou calmly said: "This dish is specially prepared by me for the gentlemen. Its name is 'Destroy the fascists', don't be polite, hurry up and destroy them!"

It is said that one time when Premier Zhou met with foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, the waiter was very nervous when he was serving the dishes. When his little hand shook, a piece of Buddhist "swastika" carved from a radish in the center of the soup turned over. It became the fascist symbol "swastika". The foreign dignitaries were immediately shocked, thinking that after entering the Hongmen Banquet, they would be chopped in half by Premier Zhou with a military killing blow. Fortunately, Premier Zhou calmly said: "This dish is specially prepared by me for the gentlemen. Its name is 'Destroy the fascists', don't be polite, hurry up and destroy them!"

"You were too nervous when you took action," the squad leader who could not participate said from the side. "It will be better if you relax a little. Try to keep your arms in a natural state..."

"My mother organized the game of 'Beer Pong' at the company reception, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is now very popular among American college students."

"The rules are like this, these cups should be filled with half a cup of beer, and then the two players will throw the ping pong ball into the other party's cup with their hands. If the cup wins, the other party will drink all the beer in it and remove the cup. Whichever side has all the cups removed first will lose!"

I took a closer look and it turned out to be the case. No wonder Buddhists hate Hitler. Hitler inverted the Buddhist swastika, which represents auspiciousness and happiness, and regarded it as the infamous Nazi swastika. I don't know how many misunderstandings occurred in later generations.

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

Amy explained it to us.

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

Xiaoqin and I first played a game of "Judaism vs. Buddhism", and the result was that Buddhism on my side won. I always felt that the six-pointed stars of Judaism were arranged more densely, so I would be at a disadvantage if I chose which side.

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"The rules are like this, these cups should be filled with half a cup of beer, and then the two players will throw the ping pong ball into the other party's cup with their hands. If the cup wins, the other party will drink all the beer in it and remove the cup. Whichever side has all the cups removed first will lose!"

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

It is said that one time when Premier Zhou met with foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, the waiter was very nervous when he was serving the dishes. When his little hand shook, a piece of Buddhist "swastika" carved from a radish in the center of the soup turned over. It became the fascist symbol "swastika". The foreign dignitaries were immediately shocked, thinking that after entering the Hongmen Banquet, they would be chopped in half by Premier Zhou with a military killing blow. Fortunately, Premier Zhou calmly said: "This dish is specially prepared by me for the gentlemen. Its name is 'Destroy the fascists', don't be polite, hurry up and destroy them!"

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

"Why are you apologizing?" Even though it was winter, the smell of Obama's large size was not very good. If Xiaoyin hadn't had a sense of smell, I think it was me who should apologize.

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

"It's impossible for everyone to drink in a cultural and sports competition?" I objected, "Besides, wouldn't it be unhygienic to throw a table tennis ball into a wine glass and then drink the wine in it?"

I was startled, then smiled bitterly and said, "In other words, do you know that I might have a child?"

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

I seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, "In other words, Ai Shuqiao might be lying to me? Is she bluffing?"

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.

"I'm just telling you how to play. I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as now." Amy was a little impatient. "Now you just pour water into the cup. You don't need to drink the water after you hit the cup. Just pour it out.”

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

"It's impossible for everyone to drink in a cultural and sports competition?" I objected, "Besides, wouldn't it be unhygienic to throw a table tennis ball into a wine glass and then drink the wine in it?"

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

"Isn't that close to 100%!?" I said desperately, "Am I definitely a father? Where is my child? Can you find out?"

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.

Xiaoqin and I first played a game of "Judaism vs. Buddhism", and the result was that Buddhism on my side won. I always felt that the six-pointed stars of Judaism were arranged more densely, so I would be at a disadvantage if I chose which side.

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

After saying this, I put on my coat and led Obama out of the room. Since there was a stove in the room, the girls didn't have thick clothes for going out. Even if they wanted to follow me, they couldn't.

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

Before the squad leader could speak, Xiaoqin refused: "No! The squad leader's arm is broken! She can't participate in any sports competitions! And her dominant hand is broken. If she uses her left hand, she won't be able to show any strength at all! "

I was startled, then smiled bitterly and said, "In other words, do you know that I might have a child?"

"Isn't that close to 100%!?" I said desperately, "Am I definitely a father? Where is my child? Can you find out?"

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

At this time, Obama started to circle around on the ground and raised his face to show help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

I took a closer look and it turned out to be the case. No wonder Buddhists hate Hitler. Hitler inverted the Buddhist swastika, which represents auspiciousness and happiness, and regarded it as the infamous Nazi swastika. I don't know how many misunderstandings occurred in later generations.

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

I saw that Xiong Yaoyue was willing to give up, but Amy's level was too low. She even threw an own goal that bounced back into her own cup. Unsurprisingly, she was defeated by her own stupidity in front of everyone.

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

"Please note that all of this is based on my incomplete intelligence and limited computing hardware." Xiao Yin reminded me, "I can't guarantee that your child will exist, nor can I guarantee that Su Qiao will be the egg provider. , in order to find out all this, you'd better ask the person involved."

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"Why are you apologizing?" Even though it was winter, the smell of Obama's large size was not very good. If Xiaoyin hadn't had a sense of smell, I think it was me who should apologize.

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

If Su Qiao was forcibly conceived by Ai Shuqiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma couldn't either!

Xiaoqin and I first played a game of "Judaism vs. Buddhism", and the result was that Buddhism on my side won. I always felt that the six-pointed stars of Judaism were arranged more densely, so I would be at a disadvantage if I chose which side.

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"You were too nervous when you took action," the squad leader who could not participate said from the side. "It will be better if you relax a little. Try to keep your arms in a natural state..."

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

"But if there really is a project with this level of competition accuracy... "

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

"Then, thank you then..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's overprotective concern.

The squad leader looked at me very excited and wanted to go up and play a game, but Xiao Qin stopped him rudely. Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, thoroughly washed the table tennis ball I touched and then played against Xiao Qin.

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

If Su Qiao was forcibly conceived by Ai Shuqiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma couldn't either!

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

The squad leader looked at me very excited and wanted to go up and play a game, but Xiao Qin stopped him rudely. Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, thoroughly washed the table tennis ball I touched and then played against Xiao Qin.

The furious Amy grabbed an orange on the bedside table and was about to smash it. Xiong Yaoyue quickly begged for mercy: "No! Don't hit me with that! Orange weapons are no joke!"

"I will go for you when the time comes!" Xiaoqin said firmly, "What masters are there at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? The so-called top ten masters of Zhonghai are all defeated by me and Alin! We will win the game without you taking action!"

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

"I will go for you when the time comes!" Xiaoqin said firmly, "What masters are there at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? The so-called top ten masters of Zhonghai are all defeated by me and Alin! We will win the game without you taking action!"

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

"Then, thank you then..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's overprotective concern.

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

"My mother organized the game of 'Beer Pong' at the company reception, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is now very popular among American college students."

"My mother organized the game of 'Beer Pong' at the company reception, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is now very popular among American college students."

"I'm just telling you how to play. I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as now." Amy was a little impatient. "Now you just pour water into the cup. You don't need to drink the water after you hit the cup. Just pour it out.”

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

I saw that Xiong Yaoyue was willing to give up, but Amy's level was too low. She even threw an own goal that bounced back into her own cup. Unsurprisingly, she was defeated by her own stupidity in front of everyone.

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

As a result, I met Xiao Yin in a wheelchair in the garden. She was controlling the joystick of the wheelchair by herself. Not only was there no Dr. Yu around her, not even a rabbit, which made her back look a little lonely.

At this time, Obama started to circle around on the ground and raised his face to show help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

"I'm just telling you how to play. I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as now." Amy was a little impatient. "Now you just pour water into the cup. You don't need to drink the water after you hit the cup. Just pour it out.”

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

"You guys take your time and play, I took Obama out to fertilize the garden."

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

"I'm just telling you how to play. I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as now." Amy was a little impatient. "Now you just pour water into the cup. You don't need to drink the water after you hit the cup. Just pour it out.”

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

If Su Qiao was forcibly conceived by Ai Shuqiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma couldn't either!

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"Don't worry, there are no Jews in the room." Zhuang Ni gave up the table and hid further away to drink black tea. "And what you are playing is not 'Jews vs. Nazis,' it's just 'Judaism vs. Buddhism.'"

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

The first possible event that Amy gave for the cultural and sports competition was the very strangely named "Jews vs. Nazis."

"What do you mean?" Amy was confused.

I was startled, then smiled bitterly and said, "In other words, do you know that I might have a child?"

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

I seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, "In other words, Ai Shuqiao might be lying to me? Is she bluffing?"

"It's impossible for everyone to drink in a cultural and sports competition?" I objected, "Besides, wouldn't it be unhygienic to throw a table tennis ball into a wine glass and then drink the wine in it?"

"But if there really is a project with this level of competition accuracy... "

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

At this time, Obama started to circle around on the ground and raised his face to show help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

"I'm just telling you how to play. I don't guarantee that it will be exactly the same as now." Amy was a little impatient. "Now you just pour water into the cup. You don't need to drink the water after you hit the cup. Just pour it out.”

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

"But if there really is a project with this level of competition accuracy... "

I took a closer look and it turned out to be the case. No wonder Buddhists hate Hitler. Hitler inverted the Buddhist swastika, which represents auspiciousness and happiness, and regarded it as the infamous Nazi swastika. I don't know how many misunderstandings occurred in later generations.

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"Isn't that close to 100%!?" I said desperately, "Am I definitely a father? Where is my child? Can you find out?"

At this time, Obama started to circle around on the ground and raised his face to show help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

"It doesn't matter if you're not a Nazi," Amy said. "In the United States, people often make mistakes. Who made those two so similar? Anyway, you should practice more and treat it as if this is my exam question. "

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"It doesn't matter if you're not a Nazi," Amy said. "In the United States, people often make mistakes. Who made those two so similar? Anyway, you should practice more and treat it as if this is my exam question. "

It is said that one time when Premier Zhou met with foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, the waiter was very nervous when he was serving the dishes. When his little hand shook, a piece of Buddhist "swastika" carved from a radish in the center of the soup turned over. It became the fascist symbol "swastika". The foreign dignitaries were immediately shocked, thinking that after entering the Hongmen Banquet, they would be chopped in half by Premier Zhou with a military killing blow. Fortunately, Premier Zhou calmly said: "This dish is specially prepared by me for the gentlemen. Its name is 'Destroy the fascists', don't be polite, hurry up and destroy them!"

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

"But if there really is a project with this level of competition accuracy... "

"It doesn't matter if you're not a Nazi," Amy said. "In the United States, people often make mistakes. Who made those two so similar? Anyway, you should practice more and treat it as if this is my exam question. "

Amy explained it to us.

"Isn't that close to 100%!?" I said desperately, "Am I definitely a father? Where is my child? Can you find out?"

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

Amy explained it to us.

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

Xiaoqin and I first played a game of "Judaism vs. Buddhism", and the result was that Buddhism on my side won. I always felt that the six-pointed stars of Judaism were arranged more densely, so I would be at a disadvantage if I chose which side.

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

"What do you mean?" Amy was confused.

"It's impossible for everyone to drink in a cultural and sports competition?" I objected, "Besides, wouldn't it be unhygienic to throw a table tennis ball into a wine glass and then drink the wine in it?"

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

"The rules are like this, these cups should be filled with half a cup of beer, and then the two players will throw the ping pong ball into the other party's cup with their hands. If the cup wins, the other party will drink all the beer in it and remove the cup. Whichever side has all the cups removed first will lose!"

I seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, "In other words, Ai Shuqiao might be lying to me? Is she bluffing?"

At this time, Obama started to circle around on the ground and raised his face to show help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.

"Please note that all of this is based on my incomplete intelligence and limited computing hardware." Xiao Yin reminded me, "I can't guarantee that your child will exist, nor can I guarantee that Su Qiao will be the egg provider. , in order to find out all this, you'd better ask the person involved."

"But if there really is a project with this level of competition accuracy... "

The squad leader looked at me very excited and wanted to go up and play a game, but Xiao Qin stopped him rudely. Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, thoroughly washed the table tennis ball I touched and then played against Xiao Qin.

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

If Su Qiao was forcibly conceived by Ai Shuqiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma couldn't either!

"Why are you apologizing?" Even though it was winter, the smell of Obama's large size was not very good. If Xiaoyin hadn't had a sense of smell, I think it was me who should apologize.

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

If Su Qiao was forcibly conceived by Ai Shuqiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma couldn't either!

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

I saw that Xiong Yaoyue was willing to give up, but Amy's level was too low. She even threw an own goal that bounced back into her own cup. Unsurprisingly, she was defeated by her own stupidity in front of everyone.

The squad leader looked at me very excited and wanted to go up and play a game, but Xiao Qin stopped him rudely. Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, thoroughly washed the table tennis ball I touched and then played against Xiao Qin.

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"What do you mean?" Amy was confused.

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

The squad leader looked at me very excited and wanted to go up and play a game, but Xiao Qin stopped him rudely. Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, thoroughly washed the table tennis ball I touched and then played against Xiao Qin.

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"My mother organized the game of 'Beer Pong' at the company reception, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is now very popular among American college students."

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

"I will go for you when the time comes!" Xiaoqin said firmly, "What masters are there at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? The so-called top ten masters of Zhonghai are all defeated by me and Alin! We will win the game without you taking action!"

The furious Amy grabbed an orange on the bedside table and was about to smash it. Xiong Yaoyue quickly begged for mercy: "No! Don't hit me with that! Orange weapons are no joke!"

After saying this, I put on my coat and led Obama out of the room. Since there was a stove in the room, the girls didn't have thick clothes for going out. Even if they wanted to follow me, they couldn't.

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"You were too nervous when you took action," the squad leader who could not participate said from the side. "It will be better if you relax a little. Try to keep your arms in a natural state..."

"You guys take your time and play, I took Obama out to fertilize the garden."

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

At this time, Obama started to circle around on the ground and raised his face to show help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

"It doesn't matter if you're not a Nazi," Amy said. "In the United States, people often make mistakes. Who made those two so similar? Anyway, you should practice more and treat it as if this is my exam question. "

"Isn't that close to 100%!?" I said desperately, "Am I definitely a father? Where is my child? Can you find out?"

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

"You guys take your time and play, I took Obama out to fertilize the garden."

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

Before the squad leader could speak, Xiaoqin refused: "No! The squad leader's arm is broken! She can't participate in any sports competitions! And her dominant hand is broken. If she uses her left hand, she won't be able to show any strength at all! "

After saying this, I put on my coat and led Obama out of the room. Since there was a stove in the room, the girls didn't have thick clothes for going out. Even if they wanted to follow me, they couldn't.

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

It is said that one time when Premier Zhou met with foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, the waiter was very nervous when he was serving the dishes. When his little hand shook, a piece of Buddhist "swastika" carved from a radish in the center of the soup turned over. It became the fascist symbol "swastika". The foreign dignitaries were immediately shocked, thinking that after entering the Hongmen Banquet, they would be chopped in half by Premier Zhou with a military killing blow. Fortunately, Premier Zhou calmly said: "This dish is specially prepared by me for the gentlemen. Its name is 'Destroy the fascists', don't be polite, hurry up and destroy them!"

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

As a result, I met Xiao Yin in a wheelchair in the garden. She was controlling the joystick of the wheelchair by herself. Not only was there no Dr. Yu around her, not even a rabbit, which made her back look a little lonely.

What? Let me ask Su Qiao face to face, whether her eggs were extracted while she was imprisoned by Ai Shuqiao? What if the answer is yes? Then should I tell Su Qiao that she and I are likely to have a child

"My mother organized the game of 'Beer Pong' at the company reception, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is now very popular among American college students."

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

"I'm sorry." When I led Obama into her sight, she lowered her head and said to me.

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

It is said that one time when Premier Zhou met with foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, the waiter was very nervous when he was serving the dishes. When his little hand shook, a piece of Buddhist "swastika" carved from a radish in the center of the soup turned over. It became the fascist symbol "swastika". The foreign dignitaries were immediately shocked, thinking that after entering the Hongmen Banquet, they would be chopped in half by Premier Zhou with a military killing blow. Fortunately, Premier Zhou calmly said: "This dish is specially prepared by me for the gentlemen. Its name is 'Destroy the fascists', don't be polite, hurry up and destroy them!"

"You were too nervous when you took action," the squad leader who could not participate said from the side. "It will be better if you relax a little. Try to keep your arms in a natural state..."

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

At this time, Obama started to circle around on the ground and raised his face to show help. I understood that he wanted to go out to the toilet.

"Why are you apologizing?" Even though it was winter, the smell of Obama's large size was not very good. If Xiaoyin hadn't had a sense of smell, I think it was me who should apologize.

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

Before the squad leader could speak, Xiaoqin refused: "No! The squad leader's arm is broken! She can't participate in any sports competitions! And her dominant hand is broken. If she uses her left hand, she won't be able to show any strength at all! "

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

"What do you mean?" Amy was confused.

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

"It doesn't matter if you're not a Nazi," Amy said. "In the United States, people often make mistakes. Who made those two so similar? Anyway, you should practice more and treat it as if this is my exam question. "

"Don't worry, there are no Jews in the room." Zhuang Ni gave up the table and hid further away to drink black tea. "And what you are playing is not 'Jews vs. Nazis,' it's just 'Judaism vs. Buddhism.'"

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

Xiaoqin and I first played a game of "Judaism vs. Buddhism", and the result was that Buddhism on my side won. I always felt that the six-pointed stars of Judaism were arranged more densely, so I would be at a disadvantage if I chose which side.

"It's impossible for everyone to drink in a cultural and sports competition?" I objected, "Besides, wouldn't it be unhygienic to throw a table tennis ball into a wine glass and then drink the wine in it?"

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

"Why are you apologizing?" Even though it was winter, the smell of Obama's large size was not very good. If Xiaoyin hadn't had a sense of smell, I think it was me who should apologize.

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"But if there really is a project with this level of competition accuracy... "

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

What? Let me ask Su Qiao face to face, whether her eggs were extracted while she was imprisoned by Ai Shuqiao? What if the answer is yes? Then should I tell Su Qiao that she and I are likely to have a child

As a result, I met Xiao Yin in a wheelchair in the garden. She was controlling the joystick of the wheelchair by herself. Not only was there no Dr. Yu around her, not even a rabbit, which made her back look a little lonely.

I was startled, then smiled bitterly and said, "In other words, do you know that I might have a child?"

"You guys take your time and play, I took Obama out to fertilize the garden."

"Wait a minute," Amy suddenly stretched out her hand to stop her, "just in case I want to ask, no one here has Jewish ancestry, right? In the United States, this kind of game sometimes arouses resentment among Jewish students, although it is just one This kind of gameplay is similar to the Chinese drinking order and does not involve anti-Semitism at all... "

"Then, thank you then..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's overprotective concern.

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

I saw that Xiong Yaoyue was willing to give up, but Amy's level was too low. She even threw an own goal that bounced back into her own cup. Unsurprisingly, she was defeated by her own stupidity in front of everyone.

"Actually," the squad leader interrupted Xiao Qin, "my left hand is almost as flexible as my right hand. Because I like left and right symmetry, I feel that what my right hand can do, my left hand should also be able to do, so I have specially trained it..."

"Then, thank you then..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's overprotective concern.

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

"It's impossible for everyone to drink in a cultural and sports competition?" I objected, "Besides, wouldn't it be unhygienic to throw a table tennis ball into a wine glass and then drink the wine in it?"

"I will go for you when the time comes!" Xiaoqin said firmly, "What masters are there at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? The so-called top ten masters of Zhonghai are all defeated by me and Alin! We will win the game without you taking action!"

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

"Then, thank you then..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's overprotective concern.

"Isn't that close to 100%!?" I said desperately, "Am I definitely a father? Where is my child? Can you find out?"

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

After saying this, I put on my coat and led Obama out of the room. Since there was a stove in the room, the girls didn't have thick clothes for going out. Even if they wanted to follow me, they couldn't.

Before the squad leader could speak, Xiaoqin refused: "No! The squad leader's arm is broken! She can't participate in any sports competitions! And her dominant hand is broken. If she uses her left hand, she won't be able to show any strength at all! "

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"The rules are like this, these cups should be filled with half a cup of beer, and then the two players will throw the ping pong ball into the other party's cup with their hands. If the cup wins, the other party will drink all the beer in it and remove the cup. Whichever side has all the cups removed first will lose!"

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

I seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, "In other words, Ai Shuqiao might be lying to me? Is she bluffing?"

Amy explained it to us.

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

"What Zhuang Ni means..." The squad leader pointed to the row of wine glasses with Nazi patterns that I placed, "The Nazi swastika is different from the Buddhist swastika. Ye Lin, you got the direction of the symbol wrong. What’s on the table is entirely Buddhist symbols.”

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

As a result, I met Xiao Yin in a wheelchair in the garden. She was controlling the joystick of the wheelchair by herself. Not only was there no Dr. Yu around her, not even a rabbit, which made her back look a little lonely.

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

Amy explained it to us.

"You were too nervous when you took action," the squad leader who could not participate said from the side. "It will be better if you relax a little. Try to keep your arms in a natural state..."

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

It is said that one time when Premier Zhou met with foreign dignitaries at the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse, the waiter was very nervous when he was serving the dishes. When his little hand shook, a piece of Buddhist "swastika" carved from a radish in the center of the soup turned over. It became the fascist symbol "swastika". The foreign dignitaries were immediately shocked, thinking that after entering the Hongmen Banquet, they would be chopped in half by Premier Zhou with a military killing blow. Fortunately, Premier Zhou calmly said: "This dish is specially prepared by me for the gentlemen. Its name is 'Destroy the fascists', don't be polite, hurry up and destroy them!"

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"My mother organized the game of 'Beer Pong' at the company reception, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is now very popular among American college students."

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

"Even if you can use your left hand, it won't work!" Xiao Qin frowned like a nervous parent of a student, "Anyway, monitor, you just sit here and act like a mascot. I will never allow you to compete with others! It would be terrible if you fracture a second time. Got it!"

"I will go for you when the time comes!" Xiaoqin said firmly, "What masters are there at Zhonghai Civil and Military School? The so-called top ten masters of Zhonghai are all defeated by me and Alin! We will win the game without you taking action!"

"I can't find out," Xiao Yin expressed regret. "I tried, but no valuable information was found. Ai Shuqiao must have hidden this child deeply. But you don't have to be too desperate. What I just said It’s Ai Shuqiao’s chance of carrying out the plan, not your chance of having a child, and as we all know, artificial insemination has a chance of failure.”

If Su Qiao was forcibly conceived by Ai Shuqiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma couldn't either!

Zhuang Ni quickly lost to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin felt that it was not interesting after being defeated alone, so she gave up her position to Xiong Yaoyue, while Amy stood on the opposite side and started playing with her best friend.

"My mother organized the game of 'Beer Pong' at the company reception, and 'Jews vs. Nazis' is a variation of beer pong that is now very popular among American college students."

I was startled, then smiled bitterly and said, "In other words, do you know that I might have a child?"

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

Xiaoqin and I first played a game of "Judaism vs. Buddhism", and the result was that Buddhism on my side won. I always felt that the six-pointed stars of Judaism were arranged more densely, so I would be at a disadvantage if I chose which side.

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

Then Xiong Yaoyue took my place, but she couldn't beat Xiaoqin even in two games. Although she was good at volleyball and basketball, she was not as good as Xiaoqin in accurately controlling small objects.

A breeze blew by, causing the silver hair on Xiao Yin's shoulders to flutter, and there was a hint of apology between her eyebrows.

Xiaoqin refused to admit defeat and switched places with me to play the game again. As a result, she won this time, which just confirmed my suspicion just now.

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

"The rules are like this, these cups should be filled with half a cup of beer, and then the two players will throw the ping pong ball into the other party's cup with their hands. If the cup wins, the other party will drink all the beer in it and remove the cup. Whichever side has all the cups removed first will lose!"

What? Let me ask Su Qiao face to face, whether her eggs were extracted while she was imprisoned by Ai Shuqiao? What if the answer is yes? Then should I tell Su Qiao that she and I are likely to have a child

Your sister! Isn’t it messy enough? After working on it for a long time, my child has two parents! And the sperm and egg providers were kept in the dark! Ai Shuqiao, are you done yet? Is this interesting? Is this how you fulfill your promise to make Su Qiao your daughter-in-law?

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"Then, thank you then..." The squad leader didn't know how to deal with Xiaoqin's overprotective concern.

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

Before the squad leader could speak, Xiaoqin refused: "No! The squad leader's arm is broken! She can't participate in any sports competitions! And her dominant hand is broken. If she uses her left hand, she won't be able to show any strength at all! "

"Asshole! You can actually beat me! The geomagnetic gravity in China must be different from that in the United States! I am very good at this in the United States!"

"When you were talking to Amy on the phone just now, your voice was too loud, and it was recorded by the camera in the corridor, so I found out soon."

"Wait, wait!" I was so shocked that I could hardly hold Obama's dog leash. "Ai Shuqiao never said that I knew the mother of the child! And when did Su Qiao become pregnant? Although she was Shu Qiao was imprisoned, but I didn’t notice her belly when I rescued her! Did her belly become bigger when I was in a coma!? "

"Please note that all of this is based on my incomplete intelligence and limited computing hardware." Xiao Yin reminded me, "I can't guarantee that your child will exist, nor can I guarantee that Su Qiao will be the egg provider. , in order to find out all this, you'd better ask the person involved."

"Su Qiao does not need to be pregnant," Xiao Yin continued. "The calculation results show that most of Ai Shuqiao's methods were to have a baby through a pregnant woman and find an American surrogate mother, but the egg was taken from Su Qiao - just when she Her eggs were extracted while in captivity.”

Xiao Yin nodded, "I immediately conducted a causal calculation after learning about it, and the final conclusion was: The probability of Ai Shuqiao implementing this pregnancy plan is 98.4%..."

What? Let me ask Su Qiao face to face, whether her eggs were extracted while she was imprisoned by Ai Shuqiao? What if the answer is yes? Then should I tell Su Qiao that she and I are likely to have a child

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.

"Not necessarily," Xiao Yin said in an uncertain tone, "The truth may be worse than you think. According to my calculations, if you have a child, there is a 77.3% chance that the mother of your child is Su Qiao. "

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

She directed Xiong Yaoyue and I to use two tables to build a ping pong table, and then place two sets of paper cups at both ends of the platform, arranged to form a six-pointed star representing the Jews and a swastika representing the Nazis.

"I know, I know!" Xiong Yaoyue raised her hands hurriedly, as if rushing to answer a classroom question, "In the rules of Dungeons and Dragons, this is called 'double hands'! The dark elf Drizzt has this skill!"

"Should I play the first game with A-lin?" Xiaoqin suggested, "I guess I must be one of the main players, so it won't hurt to practice a bit."

If Su Qiao was forcibly conceived by Ai Shuqiao using my frozen semen, shouldn't she be even more embarrassed when facing me? How could she hide all this from me? Even if she could bear it, her grandma couldn't either!

"When it comes to the accuracy of throwing things, no one can beat the monitor, right?" Xiong Yaoyue turned her attention to Shu Sha, who had stood up from the carpet and stood with her back to the fireplace.