"There is nothing we can do about being confiscated by the National Security Bureau." Director Cao advised from the side, "Fortunately, Ye Lin has helped let the US imperialists know that we are not soft persimmons! Sony's servers were attacked by us, and that treasonous movie There’s no way it will be released before Christmas anyway.”
"Hmm... Su Qiao, was your period normal during your imprisonment?"
"Well, I came out to you today because I want to ask you an important question."
"General Cui, this is General Ye's son Ye Lin." Director Cao extended his hand to me and gestured to me, and said to General Cui in a very flattering tone, "Since we met here by chance, you can directly report to him the president's order. Conveyed.”
"More funds can buy more hardware, and more hardware can increase my chances of defeating the Black Holy Infant."
General Cui thought for a long time opposite me. His paralyzed face made it impossible for me to tell what he was thinking. Did he suspect that I wasn't telling the truth? Isn’t the position of my left hand on the table natural enough to show that the business card slot of my smart watch contains the secret map of the US military’s nuclear facilities in South Korea
In other words, you can't disclose customer information even if you die? As a citizen of the People's Republic of China, I don't have to be loyal to the president, but I trust Xiao Yin's skills. Since she dared to take this job, she must have eliminated all traces of herself and left many false clues. Americans still Everyone believed that it was done by the North Korean cyber troops, which is the best proof.
Just when I didn't know what to say, I noticed two adults walking straight towards me out of the corner of my eye.
General Cui spoke to me in an official tone.
At first, I thought it was someone related to the Zhonghai Civil and Military School who came to cause trouble. However, upon closer inspection, the person walking in front was Director Cao, and behind him was a thin middle-aged man of medium build and an arrogant face. An unpleasant official air.
I don't know much about the process of egg extraction, but I think it would definitely make Su Qiao feel very humiliated and ashamed.
"It's... what is it?" Su Qiao forced herself to remain calm, but I saw her body tremble.
"Do you need me to avoid it?" Su Qiao saw something was wrong in the atmosphere and asked me in a low voice, but Director Cao waved his hand on the other side.
"Comrade Hu" must refer to the shoe repairman Hu Lai, right? The president's intelligence department doesn't seem to be idle, but it sounds like they don't know exactly what the intelligence in my hand is.
"Yes." Su Qiao nodded obediently, "I understand there are some things you shouldn't ask too much about."
My problems are getting really nasty.
After Director Cao and General Cui left, Su Qiao asked me hesitantly: "Who is the president referring to? Why do I feel cold all over when listening to your conversation?"
"Thank you, but I don't want to develop in the entertainment industry for the time being."
General Cui could have been more courteous to the corporal, but his condescending look and attitude made me uncomfortable.
After a pause, she added: "But I have always felt that you are the one with the best hands and eyes. In my opinion, you are the most mysterious and powerful one... "
Director Cao greeted us politely and sat down, while General Cui didn't even say a polite word and sat down as a matter of course.
In fact, I'm glad that I can't verify it from this aspect. Otherwise, how should I ask? Do I have to ask Su Qiao in front of her: "Is your hymen still there?"
She was so clueless that I could only break the jar and throw it away.
General Cui's Mandarin is very strange. It's not that there's anything wrong with it, but it's that his energy and spirit have distinct characteristics of the 1980s.
Map of the nuclear facilities of the US military in South Korea... Director Jiang of the National Security Bureau once warned me not to give this thing to anyone casually. When I promised the shoe repairman, I said that I would only give this map to the president in person. .
"I, I can't remember..." Su Qiao blushed like Santa Claus. She put her hands between her legs, looking like she was being interrogated but had to answer.
Eh? Are you referring to the movie "The Assassination of Kim Jong Un"? I thought Sony's servers were compromised by North Korean hackers, so why did it have anything to do with me
Xiao Yin must think so, and it doesn't matter to her when a movie is released.
After the interlude between Director Cao and General Cui, Su Qiao sat next to me. The distance between me and her became closer, making it easier to whisper.
"Ye Lin, I heard that Comrade Hu wanted to deliver important information to us, but unfortunately he was arrested. This information seems to have fallen into your hands. I hope you can give it to me."
This question made Su Qiao very embarrassed, but she still replied with a blush and heartbeat: "Yes, and more than once. Ms. Ai Shuqiao also threatened that in order to punish me for betrayal, she would use your sperm to make me pregnant. But it didn’t work out in the end, maybe they didn’t get your sperm.”
"When you were locked up in the doomsday bunker, were you ever forced to undergo... a gynecological examination?"
"General Cui is quite satisfied with the results of this hacker attack and will cooperate with you again if there is a chance. But even if you are found out, you cannot reveal your relationship with the president!"
"I don't say secret words in front of Mingren. You know who I am here to represent."
"Ye Lin... Really? Your father is very appreciated. I hope you will not disappoint the president."
Wait, what's going on with Director Cao's flirtatious demeanor? He and my dad should be the oldest members of the hhh club, right? Why are you so respectful to General Cui? And why can General Cui directly convey the president's orders
Who said you didn’t get it? Got a full tube! And if it is preserved in liquid nitrogen, it is said that it will have the ability to conceive a hundred years later!
The coffee table Su Qiao and I were sitting at was a four-person table. Seeing that Director Cao and General Cui wanted to share the same table with us, Su Qiao stood up and sat next to me, giving up the two seats opposite me.
Su Qiao declined in a cold sweat. She knew that Director Cao's lifelong ambition was to shoot porn films with Chinese characteristics. Director Cao had always hoped that Su Qiao's body trained by jujitsu could appear on the screen.
Ah, I remembered it! This General Cui is not a member of the HHH Club, he is the spokesperson sent to China by the president! All our previous communications with the president were conveyed through General Cui! Director Cao mentioned this to me on the phone!
"I heard that this information is very important! Without this information, how can we teach US imperialism a lesson!"
"Unfortunately, the things Uncle Hu gave me have been confiscated by the National Security Bureau. My abilities are limited and I cannot leave a copy."
"Damn it!" General Cui slammed the coffee table. I had already prepared myself and Su Qiao's dishes by holding them down so that no liquid would spill out.
Director Cao enthusiastically introduced me to the middle-aged man behind him. This guy called "General Cui" just nodded slightly to me and completely ignored Su Qiao sitting next to me.
Damn it! In other words, Sony's server was hacked and film information including "007" was leaked. Was it all Xiao Yin's fault? Dr. Yu is really good at making money! Although Xiao Yin cannot reach the height of the causal calculation program, it is more than enough to play an ordinary hacker!
Will Su Qiao be tied to the gynecological chair? Will you use a vaginal dilator as a gynecological diagnosis and treatment tool? It is said that the conventional method of egg extraction will break the hymen, but Su Qiao told me that her hymen had been broken while practicing acrobatics in the early years, so I can't verify it from this aspect. .
Finally, General Cui said something to Director Cao, and the two of them stood up together to leave. Director Cao whispered to me before leaving:
"It doesn't matter if you are here to listen in. We are the ones who disturbed you in the first place. And I remember that you are very tight-lipped and trustworthy. By the way, are you interested in making a Sino-Japanese cooperation film with me? In my honor, at least I can let you play the second female lead!"
"Actually, Ai Shuqiao obtained my sperm through deception. What I want to know now is: did they obtain your eggs?"
No wonder the North Korean official refused to admit that it was its cyber forces that hacked Sony's servers, and claimed that the United States could "jointly investigate" with them. It turned out that it was really not them! Xiaoyin, you are also a very brave person. There is a threat from the Black Holy Infant here, and you can actually hack Sony's server for financial gain!
"Isn't this little leaf? What a coincidence! General Cui and I were about to go out after eating, but we didn't expect to meet you!"
"Don't go too deep into this," I said. "Director Cao has a very good eye for everything. It's normal to meet all kinds of weird people. There are some things that it's better if you don't know."
General Cui's demeanor made me unhappy. I thought to myself: You are definitely not a gentleman hanging out with Director Cao. You are probably a member of the hhh club. Since you have been awarded the title of general, you are probably very close to the president.
I asked Director Cao, and Director Cao slowly told me: In order to raise research funds, Dr. Yu opened a paid service to attack other people's servers (using Xiao Yin, of course), and just when General Cui was thinking about it with his white money, Hire a team of local Chinese hackers, so Director Cao made the connection and gave this job to Dr. Yu.
From what I heard, it seems like nothing was put in, but what I want to know is - was anything extracted
"You still have to ask? Let's make a baby! Maybe she has used our germ cells to make an in vitro fertilized baby, and then let the surrogate mother give birth to it. Maybe the baby can walk now!"
Su Qiao was shocked. She widened her eyes and asked, "What does Ms. Ai Shuqiao want from my eggs?"
It seemed that asking in such a roundabout way would not lead to any results. I gritted my teeth and said truthfully:
Su Qiao looked at me with fear, probably because she was suspicious of the mysterious identity of General Cui across from me.