I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

Chapter 1300: Everything is ready

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Humph, do you still need to say it? Whether I can defeat the Black Holy Infant in one fell swoop, and I also want to win the cultural and sports competition, I will ask Ai Shuqiao if my child really exists!

Time flies so fast, and it’s December 24th in the blink of an eye. Tonight is Christmas Eve. The cultural and sports competition will be held from Christmas Eve, and the winner will not be decided until Christmas night. In other words, before eight o'clock tonight, everyone will gather on the 24th floor of the Imperial Building - there is a spacious gymnasium on that floor. There is no shortage of sports facilities, and the stage can be arranged in the empty space at will.

I was very surprised by this. Did Ai Shuqiao really use bwk to cure Wu Sheng's depression? This kind of mind control drug can actually be used in a positive way to make people optimistic

The squad leader followed the doctor's advice and wore a sweater under the school uniform (which can increase the cushioning of the arms). Wearing sweaters in autumn and winter is very easy to generate static electricity. When Xiaoqin was helping the squad leader put on a scarf, both of them were electrocuted at the same time.

At this time, Xiong Yaoyue walked over without wearing earbags or a scarf. She seemed not to be afraid of the cold at all, and her full vitality was still radiating outward.

[Name: Zha Ye] [Age: 16 years of scum career] [Height: 183 cm of scum height] [Constellation: Scum] [Likes: Being a complete scum...] "Asshole! What about my data? That might be the case! Don’t make up random information for me!”

The day before yesterday was the winter solstice, and the temperature outside was extremely low today. Xiaoqin probably had water droplets on her eyelashes after washing her face. As a result, her long eyelashes were covered in frost, making her look like the legendary Snow Maiden in Russia.

I carefully checked my equipment before setting off - I hid the USB flash drive containing the sabotage code in the inner pocket of my close-fitting vest. I also put on the Bluetooth headset and monolithic contact lens that matched the smart watch, so that I could follow you at any time. Xiao Yin got in touch.

After being scolded by Xiaoqin, Obama made a very aggrieved expression. I doubted that Obama knew how to swim at all, because during the ice bucket challenge, when Amy wanted to pull him into the water, he was so scared.

Zhuang Ni glanced at me contemptuously, then moved her lips but made no sound.

Xiaoqin's behavior of going into the water to save the cat was highly praised by the squad leader, but she still protected Obama who was in trouble and prevented Xiaoqin from beating him with her slippers.

Xiaoqin and the squad leader screamed one after another because of the static electricity, which made the tense atmosphere before the battle very happy.

The monitor couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm not an electric eel, how could I discharge electricity? It's the static electricity from my clothes... Yeah! Here we go again!"

Did Xiaoyin also give you a set of equipment? Is this a compliment for your recent collaboration? If this continues, is it time for mass production

It’s been a long time since I’ve used the “human flesh search engine” provided by Xiao Yin. I put on my Qingzi High School uniform and when I came outside the principal’s building, I happened to see Zhuang Ni standing by the flower bed, so I stared at her back for more than 5 seconds. , waiting for the search results.

"It's so cold!" Xiaoqin blew hot air on her hands, "I heard that the cultural and sports competition will provide a buffet, right? I don't want to compete hungry in this weather!"

"Hey! Are you all ready so quickly? We are setting off in Amy's RV, haven't you forgotten? When I think about the competition that will be held soon, I am so excited that I almost explode! I will definitely give it to those guys in Zhonghai One step is too powerful!"

Hello! A criminal police officer doesn’t have the professional title of “hall master”, right? Don't introduce your triad experience to the squad leader who wants to be a people's policeman!

"The squad leader is very good at playing lattice!" Xiao Qin held her chin and commented, "You must have been a master in elementary school, right? I don't have much chance to play lattice. There are too few girls in the courtyard, so I can't even play. "

"No need to explain." Zhuang Ni looked at the squad leader with a smile, "I know you are only childish occasionally, but isn't this good? In my opinion, this is cute."

Due to schedule conflicts, I personally will not be able to participate in the competition to the end. The task of ensuring victory can only be undertaken by the squad leader and acting squad leader Zhuang Ni. I hope they can win, so I can ask questions to Ai Shuqiao power.

Tomorrow, we will continue to compete with Zhonghai Civil and Military School, and at the same time, we will try our best to divert the attention of Ai Shuqiao and the staff of the Imperial Building (mainly followers of the Science and Happiness Cult) so that I can sneak into the Black Holy Infant host on the top floor. room, insert the fatal USB flash drive.

[Name: Zhuang Ni] [Age: 16 years old] [Height: 169 cm] [Cup: A] [Constellation: Scorpio] [Likes: lilies, black tea, black stockings] [Dislike: men] Contact lens resolution after all It’s not high, and the amount of information displayed at one time is limited. I was about to use my eye movements to command to turn the page, but I didn’t expect Zhuang Ni to turn towards me. She was wearing the same smart watch and Bluetooth headset as me. I stared at her intently. The movements of my face indicate that she is probably wearing the same smart contact lenses as me.

As if she couldn't show off her true nature as a foodie, Xiaoqin clasped her hands in a prayer pose and murmured:

"Ah! Monitor, how can you repay kindness with hatred? You actually called me with electricity!"

Xiaoqin, who has always liked cats, didn't even take off her clothes. She jumped directly into the swimming pool and picked up the wet cat. Both the cat and the cat turned into drowned rats.

There are too few girls, your sister! The ratio of boys to girls in the courtyard is also close to 1:1, okay? It's because you have to pretend to be a boy that you don't get the chance to play hopping!

As has been repeatedly deduced before, the plan from tonight to tomorrow night is as follows:

Wu Sheng's father seemed to be a very charismatic diplomat, but his temples turned prematurely gray due to his son's problems. Now he suddenly saw the hope that "Brother Melancholy" would no longer hesitate. He was so excited that he couldn't describe it. This was the first time he was being interviewed by a diplomat and he actually didn't finish one sentence after another. In short, he thanked me and my mother 11,000 times.

"I, I didn't mean it! It's just that I have a habit of putting my whole foot into the square when I walk..."

Of course I couldn't see the information on Zhuang Ni's contact lenses, but she read it out as if she was endorsing me:

Xiong Yaoyue is full of fighting spirit, and we have no reason to dampen her enthusiasm. It’s just because Xiong Yaoyue is too loud, so we didn’t let her know all the plans. She only vaguely understood that I had other plans tomorrow night and might not be able to participate in the competition. the final stage.

"Thanks to the expert doctors sent by your mother, my son's depression has improved significantly. I didn't have any hope at all!"

The squad leader walking behind Xiao Qin was obviously much more serious. She lowered her head and said nothing, as if she was checking the rationality of the entire plan in her mind, trying to fill in all the bugs and make the plan perfect.

The following words soon appeared on the contact lenses:

Despite this, Xiaoqin still did not allow the squad leader to twist his arms significantly. Even the action of wearing warm ear bags was done by Xiaoqin for the squad leader.

"Aren't you deaf? That's a pity." Zhuang Ni talked to me directly this time, "Anyway, whether this operation is successful or not is related to whether Xiao Yin will delete my private photos, so you scumbag, please be kind to me. Do you know how to contribute!”

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... It would be even better if there were lobsters to eat!"

This email gave me a slight hesitation, but it didn't last long - Ai Shuqiao has been showing me that "good and evil can be a community" during this time. I can't be fooled by her, because a small Her good deeds ignore her numerous evil deeds.

However, the squad leader started walking straight along the cement road. As he walked, he saw a child drawing jumping grid lines with chalk on the ground. The squad leader with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder had his brain occupied by heavy thoughts, but his body was on its own. Moved.

Okay, you were quiet just now, and you were originally very elegant, as if you stepped out of "Frozen", but as soon as you mentioned food, your fashion value collapsed.

The Zhao's Osteopathic Hospital that Xiaoqin introduced to the squad leader is indeed very skilled in medical treatment. After the squad leader rested for a period of time, the fractures improved significantly. After consulting Dr. Yu, she removed the external splint and only equipped an invisible small splint under her clothes as the final support for her arm. It's a layer of protection, and you can't tell anything unusual unless you look closely.

0.5 seconds later, I heard a loud noise equivalent to a sonic boom from the Bluetooth headset: "You and I are both acting squad leaders during the cultural and sports competition. We both wear this equipment to help exchange information at any time!"

"Oh no! You're just using it as a walkie-talkie! You increased the amplitude of your voice so loudly just to deafen me!"

"Squad leader, you are really guarding your shortcomings!" Xiao Qin complained while squeezing the water from her clothes. "It is impossible not to punish those who make mistakes! In the future, when you become a criminal policeman, your subordinates will also need to repair them frequently! You should chop off your fingers. You should chop off your fingers. Lose the bridge, lose the bridge, otherwise they will no longer see you as the hall master!"

First of all, tonight is mainly used to get familiar with the environment, compete normally with Zhonghai Civil and Military School, and strive to be in the lead before the end of tonight's game, which will help tomorrow's performance.

After talking with Amy, I heard some chaos in the adjacent swimming pool. It turned out that when Obama was chasing Miba, Miba was cornered and jumped into the water and couldn't get out.

"Da, da, da", the hem of the skirt jumped, and the squad leader played with the lines like a primary school girl. It wasn't until she jumped in front of us with great skill that she realized that she had done something very childish in front of everyone. Something happened, and his face turned red instantly.

"I'm really troubling you," the squad leader said to Xiao Qin very embarrassedly, "You have to help me with many things these days..."

"Bad dog! He didn't even care if he got his friend into the water!"

"Humph, you don't need to thank me!" Xiao Qin interrupted the squad leader, "I'm just worried about your second arm fracture! I won't take care of you anymore when your fracture is healed!"

That night, I unexpectedly received a video email from Wu Sheng. Although Wu Sheng looked a little thinner in the video, his complexion was much better. He said hello to me, and his father, a diplomat, also thanked me in the video. :