The squad leader knows that Goodbye has that kind of character, so he doesn't mind. Today, Zhuang Ni and I are acting as squad monitors. The squad leader doesn't worry much about the competition and order, so he is concerned about the health of his relatives in the audience. question.
Kyle stood at the round table with his hand on the fan. Seeing that his opponent was the unattractive Goodbye, he shouted arrogantly to the audience: "Ye Lin, why don't you come up and compete with me? You are so big The tall one hides behind, but lets the short one be your vanguard..."
"What kind of bullshit event! Both sides of the competition are obviously Chinese, but the first competition is sumo wrestling in Little Japan!? Who wants to see two fat guys fighting!"
I sighed and said, "How long has it been since you still stared at the difference between men and women? You are the one who has forgotten our purpose and mission!"
"No problem," I assured Goodbye. "You didn't see Principal He and you didn't object? I saw Goodbye doing experiments in the science laboratory. He did both physics and chemistry experiments very neatly. , belongs to the type with strong hands-on ability.”
Such a cruel and inhumane punishment was a real reward for Goodbye. He folded his hands in front of his chest, nodded, and made an additional request: "I need more difficult homework. In addition, I can spend less time teaching. I might as well do it every day." Forget about taking exams in every class!”
Fireball Uncle Shu Dongbo smiled bitterly and put down an Orleans roast chicken leg that was held in the air.
When I heard that the first event in the cultural and sports competition was sumo wrestling, the star next to me almost spit out a mouthful of salt soda in his mouth.
"Good job, Gudebai!" Xiong Yaoyue was so happy that she slapped Gudebai on the back after his triumphant return, almost knocking Gudebai off his feet.
Kyle was frustrated. He followed the same pattern and placed the fans nearby, thinking that he would be the attacker and would come out on top. Unexpectedly, as soon as the power was turned on, his fan's swing attack was blocked by the opponent's fan. The difference was avoided. No matter how anxious Kyle was, the two fans always kept a hair's length apart and did not collide.
Behind the loudspeaker, PHS sitting in the audience also said quietly: "According to common sense, the scene of two men in scantily clad clothes hugging each other and entangled is very good to me. Unfortunately, Ye Lin is not good-looking at all. I guess the second I had to close my eyes for the whole game."
Being caught in a sore spot by me and unable to argue, Zhuang Ni had no choice but to snort and stop talking to me for the time being.
With just one beat, the defender's fan caught up with the attacker's fan from behind, and hit the fan on the butt with a "pop" sound, instantly causing the latter to lose its balance.
It took Principal He Qimei a full five minutes to digest the joy of her first victory. She opened her hands at a certain distance apart. She wanted to applaud but felt that the timing was not right. Her posture seemed to be gathering waves of turtle Qigong.
Zhonghai Wenwu School also looked suspicious. Although they were more confident in the "Martial Arts Competition" and their physiques were first-rate, they lacked enough fat men to guarantee victory in sumo competitions.
Although she knew that tonight's cultural and sports competition was not that simple, the monitor was still very proud of the collective honor. She praised Goodby without hesitation, and Goodby replied calmly and calmly: " It’s nothing special, it was all taught in class.”
"Can he do it?" Zhuang Ni asked me through a Bluetooth headset, "Will he only be able to talk on paper?"
Just as Kyle, who had lost the game, left the field in despair, Amy got a loudspeaker from somewhere and shouted in Kyle's direction:
"The details of the fan sumo wrestling match are as follows, please listen carefully." Professor Bai looked at the screen of his mobile phone and read, "The match adopts a best-of-five-round system. Each round is divided into the attacking side and the defensive side. The defensive side can only choose Place the fan at a suitable location, and then the attacker determines the relative position of the two fans. When both sides are ready, the fans' power will be turned on at the same time. The fan that is still standing after the collision is the winner! If both fans are If you fall, the one who remains on the table is the winner!"
"I'm ready." Goodbye ignored Kyle's provocation. He directly adjusted the position and angle of the fan, and took the initiative to choose the "unfavorable" defensive side without going through the coin guessing process.
As the discussion continued, Professor Bai suddenly continued: "Everyone, please pay attention! Although this project is sumo wrestling, it is not Japanese sumo wrestling in the traditional sense, but 'electric fan sumo wrestling'!"
"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Kyle tried his best to express himself in front of Amy. He volunteered and shouted to Zhonghai Principal Liu Qianpeng.
The situations without special instructions are obviously tied. Although the fan sumo only uses ordinary household appliances as props, it is very interesting.
"If it's men's sumo, let Ye Lin compete," Zhuang Ni made arrangements instantly. "Although the chance is very low, if it's women's sumo, then the best choice is the big speaker as heavy as Mount Tai..."
"Who is as heavy as Mount Tai!" the loudspeaker protested, "and the sumo wrestler's clothes are so revealing, I won't wear them on myself!"
My dad is a physics teacher, and I used to rely solely on physics to improve my average test scores. As soon as Goodbye opened his mouth, I knew that he had mastered the essence of fan sumo wrestling, and maybe he already had the calculation in his mind. formula.
It wasn't until the staff moved a round low table and placed it in the center of the stage, and Professor Bai and Hu Xianyong each brought a desktop fan and placed it on the low table for demonstration, that we finally understood the general idea.
"This way we are leading three to zero!" The Five Tigers of the Criminal Department cheered, "Brother Ye, this duel match... No, the match got off to a good start!"
"Xiao Zhe, and auntie, don't let your uncle eat too much greasy food. It's not good for your health and can easily lead to high blood fat and high blood pressure!"
"The center of gravity, inertia, angular momentum, and even the interaction between oneself and the enemy's wind force must be considered... This is simply a physics experiment that extremely tests the on-site computing power!"
Amy's public rejection caused a burst of laughter from everyone, and the dean of students, Aunt Owl, rarely agreed: "This is what students should be like! Falling in love is not good for learning at all!"
Therefore, although the name of the competition contains the word "sumo", it is actually a literary competition. The cultural and sports competition seems to be carried out in the order of "one literary and one martial" (the squad leader's obsessive-compulsive disorder expressed his satisfaction).
Gude held up his glasses, which were as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, showing his perverted enthusiasm for taking a hundred simulated test papers without getting tired.
Professor Bai and Hu Xianyong gave everyone a demonstration. In the end, because Professor Bai chose a good angle, his fan won, while Hu Xianyong's fan fell to the carpet under the round table.
Liu Qianpeng rubbed his square chin and thought for a while. He probably felt that literary competition was not the strong point of Zhonghai Civil and Military School, and fan sumo seemed to have low technical content and a lot of luck, so he nodded and asked Kyle This new American actor is taking the lead.
As the audience screamed, Kyle's fan fell to the round table, while Goodbye's fan was as steady as a rock. The outcome of the first game was self-evident.
"Your sister! What the hell is fan sumo wrestling?" I complained, "Could it be that two players are pushing each other with a fan on their head!"
Even though Goodby had won the first victory for Class 3, the second grade of high school, most of the students still stared at Goodby as if they were the enemies of their fathers, wishing they could find an opportunity to strangle this top student to death.
So I didn't discuss it with Zhuang Ni, and directly made a "please come on" gesture to Gudebai. Gudebai nodded and walked towards the stage. Although he was short, his back seemed to increase with distance in everyone's eyes. He looks taller and taller.
"Good job, Goodbye! I will give you 10 extra credits next semester... No, you don't need credits! I will tell the teachers in each subject to give you more homework!"
The fan's swing angle is limited, so the attacking fan soon changed the direction of its swing, while the defensive fan was a beat slower.
Zhuang Ni was very stingy and complimented me and said to me through the Bluetooth headset: "I didn't expect you, a scumbag, to have a certain eye for others. These three points belong to you boys, and we girls will not fall behind!"
Just when I was hesitating about who to apply for the competition in my second year of high school (3), Goodbye, the top student I had no hope for, stood up from his seat and expressed his interest in fan sumo wrestling.
"Didn't you just declare that 'women don't like losers'? You are a loser now! This lady will never like you! Go back to the United States and star in your second-rate movies!"
In terms of academic performance alone, Gudbai is the undeniable number one in Qingzi High School. He is the kind of guy who really likes to swim in the ocean of knowledge.
It turns out that the so-called fan sumo wrestling uses the "turning" function of table fans. When two table fans are placed very close to each other, they will inevitably hit each other due to their rotation, which can easily cause one of the fans to fall under the round table.
Since the round table itself that accommodates two fans is not large, it becomes a matter of knowledge how to place your own fans in a tight area. In addition to the position, you also need to choose a good time to turn off the fan's power to ensure that when it is turned back on, the fan's swing head will attack the enemy fan at the correct angle.
The monitor's three loyal dogs in the audience suddenly shook their heads and said privately: "The monitor's high school classmates are really boring! I think back then we worked so hard under the monitor's men just to hear a compliment from the monitor. ? This guy named Goodby actually reacted so coldly to the monitor’s praise!”
"What's the difference?" Kyle scratched his head and couldn't figure it out. He, a guy who rarely came into contact with "center of gravity, inertia, and angular velocity", lost the second and third games in confusion, and finally won the We were completely defeated in the fan sumo event, allowing us to gain three precious points.